Fractured Fairy Tales (un-restored) "Cutie and the Beast"

[@johnetheridge5833]

My 1960's and 1970's childhood

[@dj-kq4fz]

Thanks Everett Edward Horton for years of narrative enjoyment! (Not to mention your great movie roles)

[@garybrockwell2031]

And thanks for giving our Kenny Everett his name..💯🇬🇧👍😁

[@dj-kq4fz]

@@garybrockwell2031 Cool!

[@carmenfoote7999]

I remember these little fractured tales and it's great to see them again. Thanks for sharing. Joe S

[@Bigger-Than-Jesus]

Love the voices on these

[@k.mihalic8945]

Talk about a blast from the past!!! Thank you for the memories.

[@jhernandez8830]

what a gem! grew up with these shows and have seen nothing as good since. "they just dont make em like that anymore".

[@tunahxushi4669]

Absolutely glorious... Thank you fractured fairy tales...

[@jeanneratterman]

Me and my sisters always giggled when the book closed on the fairy or dropped down on the gnome. I never thought they got hurt. I just thought were surprised at being smashed for being bossy, because, of course, they always showed up for another story. They were fine. That’s the way kids think!

[@gurvmlk]

Not to mention Gnomes and Fairies are magic. So if they would've been hurt, child logic dictates that they would've just teleported to safety using their magic, or something of the sort.

[@fairyprincess911]

I still think that way🤩

[@originalkingalpha5116]

​@@fairyprincess911Oh look! A fairy!🌹🥰

[@dianapeek2036]

Rocky and Bullwinkle Show was the best! Fractured Fairy Tales, pull the rabbit out of the hat trick…. Plus more!

[@Downecker]

I agree !! The satire was tops ! The whole show was great! I loved Sherman and Peabody ! The stories were funny and always a funny comment at the end!!😂

[@bobbisparks53]

I'm always surprised by what these old cartoons got away with! 😂😂 talking about she's "16" and yet, back in the clockmakers cottage, the animators made one of those sexy lady sweeps of her full figure! 😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you to whomever is responsible for loading up these amazing classics ❤

[@siresounds]

You're welcome, enjoy !

[@c.rutherford]

Oh for the days when you went deep into the wilderness to do your shopping.

[@scotnick59]

Hahaha

[@philthycat1408]

He wanted his Nuts.

[@fairyprincess911]

Thank you siresounds. I love escaping the inane with these glimpses of reality🤗

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

October 7th was my Dad's birthday...👍😊

[@lloydmckay3241]

Always very funny and amusing. Love these.

[@evelynbeveraggi8724]

My growing up cartoon

[@maxpayne2574]

Usually the beauty doesn't change to a beast until after the wedding!

[@siresounds]

You got that right !

[@dj-kq4fz]

Brilliant!

[@dukefurst5741]

😆🤣

[@itsgr82bdum]

At 3:40 the beast has a clock that *does* work.

[@mordechai-]

You noticed! That was, of course, put in there for irony.

[@philthycat1408]

That’s a Pocket Watch and they had been invented. 😂

[@InfoWithheld]

This might be my favorite so far.

[@jasonsmith-bm1sv]

I remember seeing these on tv in the early 90's.

[@imashmenge7981]

5:21 And so they went on to operate the first Air BnB.

[@jamesbevan9939]

Thank god he chose to adopt the 16-year-old girl as his daughter and didn't have any... other ideas.

[@stephaniecarrow4898]

This was a kids' show! 😄 (But I was relieved, too!)

[@jacobitewiseman3696]

What a twist.

[@Hel7100]

Decades before Shrek. ;)

[@InweTaralom]

She's got a pair of hips on her.

[@Acoustic-Rabbit-Hole]

So, her father took her to a wise man. (Enter Sigmund Freud, stage left).

[@poppashots994]

So this is where the writers of Shrek got their story from...

[@wraithstrongopark]

this is where Bitsy Krant got his start!

[@davidsandquist4895]

HEY! It's the story of Shrek!

[@ACDZ123]

Ha ha he's slapping her arse at the end there 🤣

[@HitEtNunc]

FANTASTIC😅❤❤❤❤

[@wraithstrongopark]

bro! so this is where Bitsy Krant got his start!

[@faerieSAALE]

Now I know why Walmart shoppers look they way they do 😮 Beasts+Beasts =little Beasties!

[@xman6717]

Yep....and if they're males.... they are the Beastie Boys!!!🙄🙄😁

[@Breedo]

this is the original shrek.

[@janelliot5643]

What'd'ya know! The Shrek plot

[@bloodmooncomix457]

This was first draft for the movie Shrek! 😉🤫🤣

[@michaellehmbeck8671]

great!

[@jeremywales8]

Goodness 😆✌🏻

[@gregb.6682]

That describes what happened to me too.. should have never kissed her.

[@katstevens8266]

LOLZ ty lots ;-)

[@georgekenney8121]

i would like to know on if you could post on youtube the Fractured Fairy Tales episode 29th Speeding Beauty now the story is of when a Witch turns a Princess into a Horse its on Season 2 of Rocky and Bullwinkle,

[@jessfrankel5212]

Shrek the very first...

[@DennisTamayo]

Not to be confused with the Animaniacs segment of the same title.

[@steveg8322]

Claw me up a little bit where the scars won’t show…

[@wrericdog]

how funny clever

[@MegaZidzid]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣excellent

[@bullwinkle5445]

most of my girl friends turns out were actually beasts

[@janelliot5643]

I guess you shouldn't have kissed them

[@cynthiarowley719]

Awe, knock it off! These are the things I copied.

[@animequeendrawer]

Why does Cutie look like she’s pregnant??

[@jennifertalley49]

I think those are her hips lol 😂. She’s curvy , the angle makes her look pregnant 🤰 lol 😂 😂😂

[@lloydmckay3241]

Pot belly is my guess.

[@youllbeallright470]

Without going into too much; she wasnt 16 & wasnt pregnant. The animations reveal it later if u pay attention. I would say she's 50 something with a "gut". U have to rewatch this to realize the moral to the story

[@Gregorywillard777]

Talk about flippin the script

[@CescoCDN]

Beasts voice done by the guy who voiced Fred Fllintstone?

[@prixe12]

Who did the voice for the beast?

[@robertengland8769]

All kinds of f**ked up. Just like my childhood. Just like humanity. Lol.

[@Quantumanandha]

Oct 7

[@TheFrog767]

😂👏👏👏🍻

[@garryferrington811]

And Shrek made millions...

[@h193013]

They did this before Shrek

[@markbrophy4331]

So the lesson is...?

[@janelliot5643]

That's funny. A lesson. It's just a pun on Fractured... translate the lesson for you: to be beastly happy marry the one with the gargantuan hips

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@terryb3102]

Shrek is a total rip off of this!

[@chadcase9565]

Sounds like Shrek

[@MirunaIordachescu]

Is this bestiality ?

[@acholl980]

The inspiration for Shrek.

[@mikeeforma2281]

I has been looking for such a comment! Agree! 😉

[@ian_b]

@@mikeeforma2281 Same!

[@stephaniecarrow4898]

Exactly.

[@ogreth9438]

.................and the movie Shrek was born.

[@horationelson57]

Compared with the ...beastly ...rubbish programmed for children, these witty cartoons shall be enjoyed forever( until Mad Vlad Putin and Alzheimer's Biden nukes the world)

[@Wife_Mother_Failure]

Hmmm….what about poopy pants covfefe man?

[@dukefurst5741]

@@Wife_Mother_Failure you mean pooping pants buydin?

[@lloydmckay3241]

Red Cap bull.

[@blazingsonic]

Imagine a cartoon from the 50s spoiling a movie from the 2000s. I learn the fact that the standard anime eyes was inspired from Bambi and now there's a meme anime about a deer girl.... What a era.