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[@rowyaboat9956]

“Shake my hand, I am Harry Wroetoshaw” Has to be one of the funniest video’s I’ve seen, props to Stephen, probably the funniest bloke on KZbin

[@Larakinerd]

That along with the ‘6 large fresh eggs’ at the start had me dying.

[@OscarCrossanJory]

“I don’t wanna see your kids sausage” loool

[@joelrichardson3761]

@Oliver Skinner Corona virus joke, No physical contact with out people. Did you not know that their is a global pandemic going on right now?

[@quace5349]

Joel Richardson shushhhhh

[@idrial931]

@Oliver Skinner hes trying to make harry look like he takes himself very seriously and look like a flop

[@lpp566]

“He insisted on getting a tikka masala”😂😂😂😂stephen is too class

[@OZMN-if8tq]

“There’s a swat team on the way to Harry’s house” Chris predicted the future, pity the swat team was for him

[@danelvisflete4344]

Wait, what happened

[@kob6912]

@@danelvisflete4344 Looks like it's been removed from the video, basically will put a message on Chris's order that said he was holding his gf captive so the delivery place sent the police

[@VV-cy3nw]

@@kob6912 that's a different video. "The World Cup of takeaways"

[@samuelpinder1215]

@@danelvisflete4344 it was on another video

[@drew820]

14:21

[@Mr_Kiwi]

“There’s a swat team on the way to Harry’s house” - That’s foreshadowing something

[@smell2657]

Lol

[@grumpiesttitan7930]

Well it was Chris not Harry

[@mjhansford]

@@grumpiesttitan7930 bet you’re fun at parties...

[@notoriouszed8886]

AYOOO 😂

[@adamshmadam14]

I don’t get this

[@JordynNexus]

HARRY’S DAD LOOKS SO CONFUSED 😂😂😂😂 and then his Mum just comes in and steals alcohol lmao

[@franklinilara9282]

Jordyn Nexus and then Harry kicks a ball I’m her face

[@elliot7753]

I feel sorry for the people who had to bring it all in and read the “bring more chips for my starving children” order. Imagine what the were thinking!l 😂😂

[@mrlegend9945]

Lol

[@lukepearce4756]

"Mine comes with a card!" "*MiNe cOmEs wItH a CaNcEr wArNinG*"

[@indonesianOg]

N o i c e.

[@bigupallah1452]

thats one of the funniest one liners ever

[@vechss8636]

bigupallah I replayed it a few times and laughed each time

[@billkatsanakis7327]

Slipknot is amazing 🤘🤘🤘

[@regancollins6193]

Lol

[@jayymovin8397]

"it comes with a card!!" "mine comes with a cancer warning

[@t.dominey4150]

Watching harry nearly crying downing a bottle of wine while Chris necks an entire tub of gravy with no complaint is amazing

[@harryhalmshaw107]

Marvel: “This is the most hero’s you’ll ever see on screen” Chris: Hold my curry pot.

[@shxdowofficial]

Hold my 4 gravey pots*

[@willdyson1033]

Harry: hold my alcohol

[@theosmith9378]

Stephen: Which curry pot?

[@fulham7432]

I’d honestly rather watch any video of these boys than a marvel film (marvel is very overrated)

[@cianobrien6316]

Where’s vikkstar

[@aaronjames2503]

“Mine comes with a cancer warning” Stephen is gold 😂😂

[@yashb12344]

69 likes... hehehe

[@adamrobinson1393]

That’s because Will bought him a rizzla

[@michellewaltham9527]

Stephen is the quickest and funniest person ive ever known🤣🤣

[@aaronjames2503]

Someone has copied my comment and has 1k likes, if you see it don’t like it.

[@henrysmith4323]

@@aaronjames2503 lots of comments have 1k likes, also, do you actually care about likes?

[@mrwhite4020]

Still watch this now from time to time as it’s honestly one of the greatest pieces of content on here. The laughs these lot have and the way they all bounce off each other is what all friendship groups should be like. Proper lads

[@Oliverormerod123]

It’s a tradition to watch this every once in a while

[@bunoassruns]

Stephen: *suffering* Harry: *suffering* Chris: *suffering* Will: “yeah, not bad!”

[@nadalvannunen9729]

Daniel••• true lol

[@kyles1399]

@Daniel••• he just needed the white Christmas to go with it then he would of been fine.

[@max240max]

Harry: ”Do you have Coke with this?” Stephen: ”You have coke with everything, don’t you?”

[@michellewaltham9527]

It was how quick he said it that got me🤣🤣

[@mrs.blackberry5721]

Time stamp

[@aravmittal9108]

@@mrs.blackberry5721 18:47

[@Todez2]

yes we did watch the video

[@liamjg7]

Will: "Mine comes with a certificate!" Stephen: "Mine comes with a cancer warning" XD i'm dying

[@TheManGerald]

“There’s a swat team on the way to Harry’s house”... if only they knew they would be at Chris’s in a future video😳

[@yourno1fan]

‘Bring it to guernsey’s clout house’ has to be the most underrated line

[@kevinzaragoza1224]

Just about to comment that lmao shit was too funny

[@kingpin_txrd4381]

@@kevinzaragoza1224 it technically said harrys location if you look on the order when stephen finishes the order

[@TP-mv6en]

Marley Parrinello-Kerrigan That was just the area of Guernsey that Harry lives in, not his house

[@lanky3128]

Harry would disagree

[@dylanm2226]

4:30 somat btw

[@MattyDiggers]

ChrisMD, trying to make of family friendly content Stephen and Harry: Let us introduce ourselves

[@chelseacomps829]

Racist username.

[@aiden7291]

@@chelseacomps829 I don't think he means it that way...

[@esqx0878]

@@chelseacomps829 what?

[@samjanison3762]

bored commentor ❄️

[@MS-do8ht]

ahahhaa

[@RomHacker263]

the chemistry between these 4 is just amazing, had me in tears the whole vid

[@dan.exe6912]

Chris has gone from not swearing at all to watching Stephen tries roll a cigarette.

[@pd7294]

Couldn’t have picked a better cast to do this. Constant laughter 😂

[@leonebariletti7191]

I couldn’t agree more

[@AleNuexGamer]

They need to do more collabs

[@nxahsvidz]

100% we need more from these 4

[@moejoe_3995]

Best cast ever

[@txmwhytx7428]

Yup

[@ismaileldahshan1445]

Never thought I would see will, chris , stephen and harry in a call trying not to swear 😂

[@billysorsby2620]

Better line up then Liverpool

[@joefish9956]

Billy Sorsby we still the champions

[@TF-iy6gt]

Stephen didn’t really try

[@lou64444]

Billy Sorsby haha you triggred

[@cayden.m3720]

Billy Sorsby WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS SALTY BOY

[@pavshekhon3350]

Chris - "There's a SWAT team on the way to Harry's house" That didn't age well. 14:35

[@amith2342]

What happened

[@janwillemdewaard354]

@@amith2342 in the latest one, the police turned up at Chris's house

[@m0shua]

Chris: Harry, is this seaweed and four tubs of gravy? Harry: YESS! Will: contagious laughter

[@jakub_4795]

Funniest shit I’ve seen Harry having a whole bar coming to his house

[@JackThomas01]

yep Nom

[@jackmcguinness9766]

Never thought I would see Will, Chris , Stephen and Harry in a call trying not to swear 😂

[@whatdoyouwant949]

Ikr

[@ceret6427]

lol

[@matiasosegueda9937]

downing carlings

[@Beans-On-Toast619]

But instead drinking alcohol and getting naked 😂

[@glendycalidonio3307]

Lol

[@jacobdrinkwater9050]

14:57 is so underrated 😭😭

[@TeeJayyW]

Chris, Harry, Stephen and will is the best and most entertaining group to watch in videos I really hope more videos come out with these guys as a group

[@ipwnzzx]

“I did offer Harry that I could just donate £1000 to Black Lives Matter, but he insisted on getting a tika masala” 🤣🤣🤣

[@sk6407]

This has to be Chris’s greatest video in a while

[@robertlawson8524]

Agreed

[@cameronmitchell8890]

TRUE

[@f35t99]

And it’s not even his

[@joesmith4045]

You mean his cousin

[@ryandoesstuff5477]

Yep

[@micah29]

I can confidently say that this is the greatest video ever made on this platform. 2 years later and I keep coming back to it.

[@youtubemachine5088]

23:18 Harry’s laugh had me confused and dying

[@nyanmad]

This video should just be called “seeing how much alcohol Harry’s liver can take until he gets alcohol poisoning”

[@brandonsmith9110]

😂 trust

[@joepduijvestijn9786]

I mean one bottle of wine is not that much

[@Josh-mr6qk]

Joep Duijvestijn did u have to ruin the vibe bro like come on😒😒🙄🙄

[@500subscriberswithoutanyvi4]

Joshua Onuoha he didn’t really ruin anything Harry only drank a bottle of wine and the comment wasn’t that funny

[@noahduggan950]

"Shake my hand I am Harry Wroteshaw". Had me in stitches

[@josepharmstrong462]

just bring it to gurnseys clout house nearly killed me

[@Bonnejamon]

Everyone knows it was funny you don’t need to tell us about yourself

[@ct8369]

TheTeddyMaster 123 exactly. Why do those comments get so many likes? I don’t want someone to tell me what happens in the video when I’m literally watching it

[@Bonnejamon]

CT83 thank you finally someone with sense

[@daidaley3781]

@@ct8369 your not 'LITERALLY' watching it tho if you're in the comments

[@user-rd8su2ms1b]

Can we all thank Ollie for some of the greatest Chrismd videos of all time

[@davidsavage7817]

23:20 rare footage of harry actually laughing

[@bobin1191]

it's impossible to have a video that isn't funny with stephen and harry together

[@imagine9545]

Wat bout will

[@bobin1191]

@@imagine9545 still funny but nowhere near the level of stephen and harry

[@jamies1665]

IM YOUR 1.1k LIKE

[@richardturner69]

Yeah. Harry's just funny coz he's stupid and does funny stuff like falling off his chair 😂

[@bobin1191]

@@richardturner69 and cos his sense of humour is so fucked 🤣

[@poutinegod2564]

Harry’s mum going into his room and eyeing up the booze was too funny

[@milesheckadon2033]

I’m mean with a child like Harry do you blame her

[@G17x]

"Stephen? Oh yeah"

[@javiervilla8448]

time stamp?

[@G17x]

@@javiervilla8448 15:07

[@Nay-yn9yg]

It made it funnier the fact she ignored Harry and made no chat with him then said she didn’t know who Stephen was just wanted the Booze

[@asleeplemur7337]

I genuinely think this is my favourite video of 2020 and it’s only 24mins. Idk what it is about it but I feel it has everything to create a good KZbin video.

[@hughstark4882]

14:34 Chris is predicting the future for himself, not Harry

[@Delovski]

Harry: "Do you have coke with Jäger, what do you have Jäger with?" Stephen: "You have coke with everything don't ya?"

[@stellar1252]

I feel like Harry's brother lives in that Lingard shirt

[@markomurguia2743]

He has a martial one as well

[@jbcf4490]

Ok nonces

[@engr5d4]

Josh?

[@niallmc7321]

He does

[@uncleyaya2585]

800th like

[@centiphix2787]

I have rewatched this video at least 3 times and it’s always jokes, one of the most entertaining videos Chris has ever uploaded😂😂

[@numaerislam5712]

"Avengers Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover ever in history" This video:

[@msnfamily8641]

when Harrys' family was bringing in all the alcohol i was dying in laughter

[@gursh3605]

His dad looked triggered

[@nadiaqayouri702]

Some the fact that his family had to help it was so funny

[@fryloww]

Alcohol M

[@metrosania1103]

Wtf is there such a thing as comments there is no f***ing point in em

[@ppbolt1921]

Alcohol*

[@joeoleary1961]

this is chrismd's best video of this year its so funny with him & the three lads

[@maddietaylor7748]

The silent laughing while Harry and his family kept bringing everything to his room 😂

[@Jddjdjdfjdjdjdjdjjd]

11:18 finally, after all these years, *the chairs fight back*

[@ajgollira898]

How does this comment only have 22 likes. Underrated

[@Jddjdjdfjdjdjdjdjjd]

AJ Gollira lol thanks

[@indonesianOg]

Rise of the planet of the chairs.

[@Jddjdjdfjdjdjdjdjjd]

Cb Casual Bacon 🤣🤣

[@AhmedAli-1239]

Underrated comment

[@xxbeatuupzz]

I really hope Chris edited this himself. For Will's and the editors sake

[@abdirisaq03]

100%

[@cameronmurray9026]

Wait why

[@cameronmurray9026]

Never mind just watched it

[@akapo9999]

lmao

[@Abdi-xn5je]

Yikes he should of watched the video before uplaoding

[@Sooraj162]

11:17 Harry's face even though he knew he was going to fall

[@sebastianderby2283]

Chris said there is a swat team on the way to Harry’s house, little did he know that they were actually going to his...🤣

[@Leeeeas]

11:18 Old Harry: breaking chairs The new chair: trying to break Harry

[@edwardkeniwell7612]

Star wars: The Revenge of the Chair

[@ntm0756]

Payback time

[@kenanox4428]

“Mine comes with a cancer warning” Stephen 2020

[@terrenegrain7189]

You copied a quote that's sad

[@sonnythankey]

I laughed so hard when her said that

[@mecry2994]

so did callux

[@faiali2895]

@@mecry2994 L

[@TKM12]

Haha

[@danielgaming1081]

14:25 “Extra portion of chips for A Starving child” Got me💀

[@AWR544]

The thing that makes me laugh when Chris keeps on saying it's Gravy but it is instead it is Curry Steven is also funny 😂😂😂

[@faddyspider83]

That was the most I’ve laughed at a CrisMD video ever

[@merijn9342]

Same think i got a sixpack from this video 😂

[@Nelllar]

We need a 2nd one with the same ppl

[@bullyingconnor6371]

Cris

[@DisciplineTime1]

His best ever vid imo

[@ethan6495]

I laughed once and this statement is still true

[@kayleighparnaby6332]

Lets have a moment for stephen his entire life savings are currently being drank by W2S 😂

[@ricardoenciso7854]

But he makes $50k a month

[@zeanon]

@@ricardoenciso7854 joke -----> Your head

[@r4____377]

Ricardo Enciso howd you figure that out

[@willz807]

Chris paid for the video

[@georgetomlinson9922]

Ricardo Enciso as fucking if he litterally goes against the algorithm completely he makes drug jokes and doesn’t hit 10 mins either

[@edwardblamire8135]

“I’ll go stand in the road with my touch out” 😂😂 It can’t get better than that

[@samdell5323]

There’s a swat team on the way to Harry’s house. Funny cos of Chris last video when he gets swatted 😂😂😂

[@frasercleaton1631]

Chris- “Harry is this seaweed and four tubs of gravy?” Harry- “yes” Will- “laughs hysterically”😭😂

[@harrydonohoe829]

Fraser Cleaton even low he said earlier it was curry 😂😂😂

[@harvey379]

It’s not even gravy it’s fucking curry sauce 😂😂

[@PolReilly]

will didn't say that

[@almmmmmmm]

“I’ve got to spend a grand and the last email that’s came in was Netflix Payment Issues” Im dead 😂😂

[@bigstevo9709]

Watching these years a couple years on & they’re quality we need more of these 😂

[@ginnog91]

We need another version of this! I come back and watch it probably every few months 🤣 great content

[@krisrobinlillemets5285]

Can we all agree that we need more of this kind of content.

[@isaacpinczewski665]

you realise he can't spend £3k per video??

[@itzkeyz2526]

@@isaacpinczewski665 no one said we need him to spend 3k per vid he's saying we need more content as funny as this and good collabs like this

[@doyougetme22]

I mean harry got another beer to last till end of the week get a vid or 2 out of that plus he has that coke

[@funkyyeti6477]

Pinzer if you think about it he probably made that money back and more through the ads alone

[@annycharles83]

yes sirr

[@Lxmey]

Harry:Apparently you met him at the charity game Harry’s mum:oh yeah *continues eyeing up jack Daniels*

[@amzzyamz3560]

Doesn’t harry live with calfreezy?

[@bethduffield4978]

Amzzy Amz when he’s in Guernsey he stays with his parents

[@crypt1c_eclipse418]

Yup we watched the video to

[@amzzyamz3560]

Beth Duffield ohh ok

[@dwayne2831]

Love how Harry's mum comes in and gets herself a bottle 🍾😆

[@sidelol4052]

harry - “sauvignon blonc or moet” Stephan - “more cornish pastie or more raw egg” got me dead

[@jackford762]

This HAS to be done again. Never laughed at a KZbin vid so hard for a long time

[@4dra]

Watch Filthy Fellas or the Sidemen mate. Fellas did a video on PL flops and one of them basically listed Martials achievements just to ask, apart from Martial being French, what's the difference between him and... Only time laughed so hard during this quarantine was when Man City ruined Ketty Hopkins or when they started saying to tear down non-existent statues of the Prophet Muhammad (SAW)

[@kimathilumor2690]

Adhan Miah the Man City Katie Hopkins tweet had me dying

[@funkyburns3606]

Jack Ford eboys did it if you didn’t see

[@jackford762]

@@funkyburns3606 yeah seen it mate. Didn't enjoy it as much as this one, but still decent

[@sillygoose2878]

You should watch the eboys video

[@fifaplayer7845]

Chrismd willNE Steven tries and Harry. This is my dream

[@jakeharvey5271]

Same

[@143ba]

you’ve got some shit dreams

[@C16_football]

@@143ba no u

[@bigdiccharry_1962]

asap abz it’s a perfect dream

[@ninjabestpal2436]

Thostayt 08 stephen*

[@Brodie.bell1]

Need to bring these videos back

[@kylebutler6199]

still the best ever video to be uploaded on Chris’s channel 😂😂 all 4 of these guys together are absolutely top tier

[@gyalsnextman4725]

I can’t lie this is actually a funny as combo you’ve got Chris who’s serious, will who just laughs at everything Steven popping jokes on the sly and Harry is just clueless

[@larrybwafle1582]

I actually don’t think there is anyone funnier than Stephen every time makes me laugh

[@adamdougie9]

On this video it’s gotta be Stephen or Harry on whos the funniest.

[@okay9784]

Your sentence makes my brain hurt

[@adamdougie9]

Todez Playz so true

[@Galavis.]

It's funny how Chris thinks they have SWAT in Guernsey...They're probably equipped with armour,swords and shields.

[@lucyjayne2437]

the best video on youtube, it never gets old i could literally watch it over and over again

[@English_Gardield]

this takes harry's alcohol addiction joke to a new level

[@camhusmj38]

superpigalot Joke? It’s a fact at this stage. I blame Calfreezy. Harry didn’t even like beer when they moved in together.

[@TechSupport900]

Harry couldn’t legally drink beer when he moved in with Calfreezy

[@riccardinho1513]

This is literally the funniest video on the ChrisMD by far

[@argentosportsanalysis6011]

Never laughed more at a ChrisMD video tbh

[@krish5880]

Pretty sure it was cuz of Stephen and Harry

[@sambeeken8261]

agreed

[@kwarns5659]

Krish true

[@ILLUSI_O_N-V1]

Krish yea Stephen is fucking hilarious I love it when he is in the sideman vids

[@liamcawley6296]

14:35 this aged so well

[@mylegsfish]

need another one of these asap

[@joshkane9344]

“The plant is plastic” “sounds like a you problem mate” unreal ahahaha

[@sjwalsh2992]

This is the most non kid friendly vid Chris has ever done gotta love him 🤣🤣

[@rickvanegmond2034]

We need more of this!

[@kopitebegger]

rick van egmond *we need more of stephen

[@elclappo]

U can't really have a kid friendly video when Harry and Stephen are involved 😂😂

[@johnstones6667]

That’s why it’s good

[@garrettgross1715]

Rewatching this cuz its such a banger please more of this content Chris!

[@distort265]

back here after chris saying this video made $100,000

[@wattmoodward]

“You have coke with everything don’t you mate?” - Stephen to Harry 😭😂

[@davidblancarte4839]

😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@lfc4life140]

🤣🤣

[@crowleykids2896]

@@lfc4life140 I don't like liverpool

[@Stezza1000]

Its actually stressing me out how Chris keeps calling curry sauce “gravy”😭

[@brandonsmith9110]

He should be ashamed of himself smh😂

[@adilmohammed6897]

Indian here, nobody fucking calls it curry sauce...

[@rocketmister7186]

Adil Mohammed in Indian Curry is juice

[@hotmilf2208]

Stezza1000 Ikr

[@jasperhughes2399]

Adil Mohammed I mean but Chris isn’t Indian. Usually people call things differently in other places

[@jacksonsmackson5871]

“There’s a SWAT team on the way to Harry’s house” -ChrisMD Ironic considering next video

[@Louis-qd5sw]

We need a part two of this but a revenge one where Harry and will have to spend the grand it’s what the people want 😂

[@davidgeier6365]

Stephen and Harry is an illegally hilarious combination

[@ksaleemo6594]

*are

[@psy-eq1444]

@@ksaleemo6594 actually either is correct

[@ksaleemo6594]

@@psy-eq1444 no?

[@um.itsmaka9982]

@@ksaleemo6594 yes

[@ksaleemo6594]

@@um.itsmaka9982 no

[@justintupanceski5183]

I swear Harry’s brother has no other shirt than the lingard one

[@Saiyen21BS]

Ikr

[@aamir8676]

I mean who wouldn't be proud to wear a shirt of Lingardinho

[@F7lixvfx]

Also he has that porto one

[@samscopeproductionz]

Aamir HarisPES most promising talent in Europe at just 17

[@dank_alpaca7022]

So true

[@chrisjobi8832]

18:34 Harroldhino in his element

[@DinoDavid87]

Stephen: if you don’t get arrested based off this order 2 videos later: Chris has police show up based on Will’s order Foreshadowing???

[@griffinleggieri5534]

More content like this, funniest chrismd video I’ve ever watched

[@avfc6917]

Totally agree class video

[@joerowntree6241]

Cos Steven was in it

[@ocean9143]

Everybody else: NO DONT SMOKE Will: *GO ON*

[@DODGER-OFFICIAL]

That was funny

[@munkx1239]

totalled Fam indeed

[@samburger5103]

hmm makes perfect scenes

[@markolitvic6981]

"Harry, is this just seaweed and 4 tubs of gravy?" Harry: "Yis."

[@NikolasSirois]

I’ve seen this about 20 times and I still laugh every time

[@revs9543]

Try not to laugh: Harry, WillNE, Stephen, Chris. Me: oh

[@andrewfitz6540]

Lmfao

[@jeffgordonfan2462]

Banger combo

[@lew_w3599]

I really like the route Chris is taking his channel, slowly swaying away from just fifa related content for very entertaining irl videos with some good video ideas.

[@oliverg7767]

I feel when Harry’s time is over with the Sidemen, he’ll naturally move towards these guys + Theo and chip etc. they could very easily start a group and hit 6-10 mil+ every single video

[@wxrelxss5574]

17:13 delivery guy was vibing

[@braxgoodwin4747]

“You have coke with everything don’t you?” 💀💀