Every Time You Score, the Defender Gets Upgraded

9 defenders and 9 ruined careers.
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[@isaacdiaz9451]

Seeing Chris throw the ball at Harry's mom has to be one of the wildest things I've ever seen 😂

[@parkercrossland410]

He definitely has a collection of ideas that play into that clip alone that he breaks one out for each video.

[@ronv6326]

Bro fully went for it and edited that lmao that’s dif level banter

[@sebastian178-jjo8]

Prime ChrisMD is back !!!!

[@TCG_15]

I was thinking when he caught it, it would be funny once he’s finished talking to lob it 💀

[@Undyfundy99]

I had to be careful not to wake my fiancée, I’m watching this vid at 4am

[@owenwoolley1544]

I swear Harry has never made a clean tackle in his life 😭

[@sebchambers6055]

Clean isn't a word that is typically associated with Harry tbf

[@ZEEmtl]

@@sebchambers6055 ouffffffffffffffff 😆

[@ChloeandAlex]

Bro never will

[@BruhOOF17]

Brexit 🔥

[@thelocalg525]

A

[@Lukrativ508]

Manny is actually an incredibly skillful dribbler, it's crazy

[@noeli6311]

Bro got the creativity from pifa

[@iiiiiii878]

U should see his little brother

[@michaelmcdermott1632]

See his little brother

[@lindalee6485]

Danny Aaron solo’s

[@YouTube]

i love how the first level is just called youtuber

[@DiegoPerez-nc4sm]

So if you are youtube, do you just watch youtube videos as well

[@MustafaAtacc]

Lol

[@awesomearhaan9180]

Lol

[@1milomannGD]

youtube, you just got a backhanded insult from a youtuber. how does this make you feel on your own platform

[@logannet9127]

KZbin please I want money

[@sav8524]

Bidstrup is a legend u can see his passion even if its a youtube video big up the lad

[@freddieoneill6598]

Init clear of Colwill

[@ditik2795]

​@@freddieoneill6598lmfao leeds clown giving it the bigun

[@JJJackson777]

​@@ditik2795 if Leeds had Chelsea's funding they'd be doing better than the Blues by now

[@RdeCGaming]

​@@JJJackson777If my Sunday league team had the funding if Chelsea we would be doing better than them

[@doubletapthatdotty4597]

@@RdeCGamingprobs got a better manager too 😂

[@fcrbs]

The video we've all been waiting for, let us know if you wanna play for us soon 😉 To everyone in the comments, check out our channel for more Chris vs Mads content 🙌

[@ChloeandAlex]

Wait u?!

[@LifeisCR7]

I’m busy leave me alone

[@Nice42062]

Yo can I play for your academy as a gk 🙏

[@jps78910]

Nah, yall wouldn't actually let Chris play for you, would you?

[@SoccerStar60]

I play Cam/Cdm

[@jaysznof23]

all i gotta say is manny consistently impresses me, his agility and work on the ball truly is class for youtube footballers

[@daydream319]

Try hard

[@bonaventuretindin8494]

he use to play semi-pro as well

[@maxkho00]

ChrisMD is more agile than Manny, though.

[@blackandamberarmy4929]

Bidstrup’s a class guy, seems really down to earth

[@caitlinbrennan9039]

Colwill is better tho

[@Keld1987]

@@caitlinbrennan9039 To be fair, Bidstrup is not a defender. He is a midfielder.

[@purpleaki933]

​@@caitlinbrennan9039hes not tho

[@doobiesfn5728]

Manny destroying everyone was so entertaining

[@BamseSwe]

Manny is silkysmooth with his movement its crazy

[@deeneymarwaha8181]

3000th like

[@castle5931]

0 finishing tho

[@thomasduboux756]

You notice how much later the defender acts the higher the quality national league onwards they even start approaching chris rather than positioning themselves and making chris go round. They are also much better at picking the moment to make the challenge. Small things but big differences

[@prodoffside2865]

No 😂😂They would all approach Chris if they were allowed to press it's just the drill is so favoured towards the attacker that they aren't allowed to meet them

[@danielbriola1874]

they were allowed to approach since the moment they touched the ball

[@olela6018]

@@prodoffside2865 bro has never done a long distance 1 on 1 before lol.

[@LegitKing-pw1dw]

had a stroke reading this

[@finleyclavin1572]

Ginge being a true Sunday league defender is what we like to see

[@canadianairsoft2996]

“If in doubt kick it out” is crazy 😂

[@Bawamba]

I was howling when he said it xD

[@volx4121]

Bidstrup took it like a legend. Huge respect Edit:Wtf I checked my phone cuz I thought this comment got 1 like 💀💀

[@dominikjarka4608]

Tbf he is a midfielder, everyone else was a center back

[@metaleiropt947]

and by now he just got out of european competitions, benfica won it 3-1 agaisnt them DI MARIA MASTERCLASS

[@erwinc.9117]

@@dominikjarka4608 Stacey is a fullback

[@johnlynch5800]

Yeah I love seeing the respect between them after that

[@jonathancastro5309]

@@erwinc.9117 so is Colwill now lol

[@jamesdosandwichyt]

It's always a long wait for a new video from Chris. But when it finally arrives, it's a piece of cinematic gold... Edit: OMG I've never got over 20 likes on any youtube comment before so I am so grateful for almost 5000 likes on this one! I got the inspiration for this comment from Chris's own book 'Thrills, Skills and Molehills!'. Second Edit: Lets gooooo we reached 5k likes!!!

[@ACskillers789]

Yes

[@ChloeandAlex]

True

[@n_jsk2904]

Such disrespect to actual pieces of cinematic gold 🤣🤣🤣 imagine martin scorcese getting compared to Chris md

[@Manny51005]

@@n_jsk2904took a silly comment to heart didn’t you?

[@n_jsk2904]

@@Manny51005Yhh I did still

[@user-dx1rd9xw7m]

The fact that he traveled to Gurnsey in order to make the video with Harry's mother just serves to highlight how committed he is to producing content.

[@riazmukadam6678]

Are u for real lol? That's video editing 😂😂

[@saurabhshukla1836]

Brother, u alright?

[@Fattipotato79]

​@@saurabhshukla1836its a joke

[@supreme_zeeyus]

The way the defenders actually progressively got better was cool to see

[@ag801]

almost like that was the point of the video

[@jeremy9189]

@@ag801💀💀

[@caitlinbrennan9039]

Other than Colwill who’s better

[@-AxisA-]

​@@ag801I think the point of this comment was that in many of these "different level" kinds of videos, whatever the subject is, the levels aren't always clearly that much better than the last one. In this video the defending actually improved on every level.

[@conal4471]

@@caitlinbrennan9039cap

[@EspieJaz]

Awesome to see Levi Colwill in this video, met him when Sholing got promoted to the 7th tier last season and was very supportive to his cousins as they won the playoff final against Hamworthy United.

[@srm0]

Crazy! When?

[@TheRealRyan795]

@@srm0his whole comment is literally when wdym

[@srm0]

@@TheRealRyan795 Nah I mean when did anyone ask

[@DanielGomez-zq6yc]

@@srm0 whats the point of having comments if people cant comment on something related to the video. That sht u doing aint funny just shut up tbh

[@yyyyymmoT]

@@srm0 me

[@dmngngr8138]

What’s impressive with this video is that the first half really relies on the comedy aspect to pull you in and entertain you, but by the end of the video you are intently watching every chance waiting for the result. Well done!

[@callumstephens2879]

Danny is non ironically learning how to play football in front of our very eyes

[@ScoobyWoohoo]

Chris dashing the ball at W2S mum brought it to another level. 😂

[@tafazolli]

A pleasure to feature bro ❤️

[@ChillL-]

I never fail to laugh every time harry kicks a ball and a clip of the ball hitting his mom pops up magically

[@jay-fever]

One of the best football vids ive seen, great balance of clips, humor, music, story 👌

[@VapeMaster-ey8hr]

Crazy that Bidstrup mentions one of the best dribblers he has played against is Di Maria, & Benfica Has just won 3-1 Salzburg. Di Maria Scoring a Corner Goal. Absolutely INSANEEE!!!

[@grahamwebb1367]

the pros were all really down to earth that's cool to see

[@maxkho00]

Except Colwill

[@JbBackFeeble]

Ginge is so great in videos. I cannot wait to eventually see him in a sidemen Sunday. I think him and jj would be hilarious together. I think ginge might take ‘em 😂

[@jakebrennan1229]

Literally love it when a video eventually comes out from you Chris 😂 worth the wait every time, contact and editing brilliant. More plz

[@travisbro]

the fact he went all the way to Gurnsey to record that clip with Harry’s mum just shows the dedication he has to creating content

[@mautdlover_edits]

its a cropped green screen

[@bgscontent1858]

​@@mautdlover_editsNooooo fr🤯

[@superpelefan]

Nobody gonna talk about how Manny spun a professional defender at 16:17

[@harry_kiddo2914]

He did it too a championsship defender as well yk I’m starting to think he could play semi pro maybe even National league

[@adambassuni6084]

@@harry_kiddo2914 not a single chance manny could play national league. this drill favours the attacker greatly, put a national league winger against the defenders and they would cook them so many times

[@ChromeDomeAlex]

@@harry_kiddo2914Football requires more than just technical ability. Manny is one of the better footballers on KZbin ability wise but professional football is mostly stamina and fitness. Don’t think Manny could be a consistent threat for 70-90 minutes.

[@olliered9924]

@@ChromeDomeAlex Not just stamina and fitness but iq as well positioning is very important and knowing what pass to make and when to press,make runs etc

[@lewisclark2695]

@@harry_kiddo2914he used to play semi pro a little tbf

[@shortman00]

"if in doubt kick it out" 😂

[@leviguterres5932]

Chris casually pulling ankle breakers is insane stuff.

[@rosiedollface]

Thank you so much for making me so happy in 2023 + this half of December Chris.. (Lost my job on the 1st sadly..) Your videos are so so creative though + the banter between you + the boys has been so wholesome ! You're the goat of UK KZbin football content!

[@RossParker1877]

If you'd have said in January that Chris would look amazing with Curly hair and a beard I wouldn't have believed you 😂

[@chrismd10]

not gonna shag you mate

[@pr98x]

​@@chrismd10 that's what she said (Shannon)

[@leofromfive2seven131]

​@@chrismd10 It's gotta be a perm

[@agoodusername3647]

@@chrismd10what about me😢

[@rosiedollface]

@@chrismd10 HAHAH !!

[@NeverGiveUpMafia]

Harry brooo "If in doubt kick it out" 🤣😂

[@patrickandersen7868]

6:46 You ladies alright?🥱

[@vivekdarklord]

Chris. Mate, the edits are absolutely amazing. I can’t believe how you manage to keep football videos this interesting and entertaining! Cheers mate

[@daniel_howlett8153]

I think Danny’s caravan has more agility and speed than he does

[@bkarnhem874]

Ive been watching your videos for almost 10 years now and they are always such a fun watch. You still have so much authenticity which almost gives like a nostalgic feeling when i watch your videos

[@just3nzo267]

Chris that move on mads was the best piece if dribbling I’ve ever seen from you, genuinely

[@KirstySavides]

'I asked for KZbin's best dribble, unfortunatelyi dint specify football wise' had me BAWLING

[@aidanpitzer7917]

colwill has been one of the very few bright spots in this chelsea side. i love watching him play and i hope he stays with us for years to come.

[@mmsjejrinside385]

yeah same here, future captain material

[@wargend21]

great speed and long ball too

[@Jesperadoo]

Same here!

[@kaykysantos2405]

Palmer vai ser maior e melhor que lampard

[@kobe4212]

He's shite UTA

[@SebOnGolf]

Might be the greatest editor recruitment advert of all time

[@harry14imb]

1:06 that edit finished me 😂

[@bigmc445]

This video deserved my like purely from that edited clip of chris smashing the ball into harrys mums face😂👏🏻😂who ever edited that needs to be hired

[@MICROSWEEP]

the perm goes crazzy

[@Jelle2408]

7:31 Chris you can't be like that💀

[@Jesperadoo]

Awesome having Levi and Mads in this. Great video!

[@KJR47]

The VAR scene was HILARIOUS 🤣🤣 and the goalkeeper celebrating in the background 🤣 🤣🤣

[@jaredmorales1023]

Bro the nutmegs were crazy 💀they really cooked 💀💀💀💀💀

[@ghosty9million]

You’re first

[@AJSniperZs]

yes

[@shemmyy.6322]

thank you chris for all the football content you make 🙏🙏🙏 cant stop watching

[@samcresswell8293]

Great content as usual❤ this was next level 👍🏻🔥🔥🔥loved it Chris and all the lads that played ⚽️

[@tudormandru2827]

Seeing danny actually score for once is an interesting experience

[@JustDom7]

The ad for a new editor had me crying when you threw the ball 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Yulia_beautiful_and_Single]

Your videos are a ray of positivity and joy in our lives

[@quizzywow]

Absolute banger of a video, definitely worth the wait!

[@KadeStreak]

Much like the video. The levels just keep going up and up. Had me grinning from ear to ear and some seriously naughty moments

[@rosiedollface]

OH Chris doing a little nutmeg on Harry exactly how he did at the Charity match.. love it.

[@taurinyunnie2652]

Been 6 years of watching you mate ...you made my childhood ❤

[@projectwinn]

That last goal was incredible. Lovely dribble

[@K-RIZ_UK]

Glad to see you getting taffa involved 💯COYB!!

[@togwastaken]

chis always proves me wrong with his skills its actually class

[@THEcrashpyonion]

Chris getting Manny to laugh like that makes me happy NGL :)

[@SHAQ977]

Putting Chelsea as the non champions league, premier league club is such a beautiful dig from a fellow Arsenal fan

[@Ali_Hood_Murtaza]

Always look forward to your videos lad, well done, again.

[@user-wm9qt6sq3s]

Arthur always surprises me in these vids, didn’t realise he was that quick🤣

[@CarlaKoala55]

Chris never fails to impress with videos! Production is crazyyyy

[@erikanderson799]

love the shout for bernardo 💙 not a flashy dribbler but he almost never loses the ball even when there are three or four defenders on him

[@2Noisiy.]

aiden francis-clarke's change of direction at pace is nuts, well impressive

[@joblin8225]

Ginge was a great edition to the vid

[@bbckprd6816]

10:57 That footwork from manny is unreal

[@jakewilson6340]

Last guy is so humble love it ❤

[@SlimPenguins]

Manny makes these challenges look so easy, but such a quality video Chris

[@yaboipringle2296]

What a video, had a couple nice dribbles in there!

[@amohammed4407]

The way Chris has pivoted this channel is incredible. He's up there with the best UK content creators 🐐

[@LuckyMahlatseMakaleng]

The editing in this video TOP CLASS 👌

[@whattobyplays2444]

I need a Chris MD football video with his pals every week honestly.

[@mahamed1632]

The editing and humour in chris’s vids are always legendary 😂😂

[@BigBoyDanny123]

Levi a cracking bloke and gonna be a top captain

[@jaeantisocial4847]

The edit with Danny as Maridona have me in pieces 🤣🤣🤣

[@Everydaytechguy]

@Manny with the dribbling though 🔥🔥

[@anthon6218]

Damm Chris's new hair is fire🔥

[@andrijaglusica348]

We always wait long, but he always delivers!

[@yasinhassan5859]

Quality video more like this in the future please🔥

[@ModzHD17]

I actually love that Chris curses now

[@TheUltimateWingman88]

You can tell Mani and Toby are brothers same humble personality and always happy to be in there

[@itzmeagain2864]

Hopefully the new editors you get can deliver👊🏼

[@momo73505]

8:22 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 “diving is in my genes “ 😂😂😂 crazy

[@user-jz1gb6be6r]

Chris is one of the best KZbin football dribblers, he can play against top of the level defenders yet he still won’t preform the same in a charity match

[@Happy-ginge]

Chris trim is cold tho 🥶

[@adeltarabishi]

the only thing he misses in his videos is the consistent uploading

[@wozfirkins7389]

Arthur is awesome , he needs to be in more :)

[@finleynancollas1752]

When filley said to Chris “no your not” had me rolling

[@willgazlay5711]

Why are ChrisMD videos objectively better than Sidemen videos lately? 😂

[@TunaInBrine]

Big up Manny, he was unreal

[@orang3s]

great videos would have love to seen more of the last defender stopping it

[@idanlewenhoff2295]

damn Chris got to a hole new level of quality well done

[@BleachedBroccoli]

Give the editor a raise

[@Messi_Da_GOAT13]

Lewi Cowill’s energy is amazing

[@Stuffthatsfunny1]

1:20 Chris fully let down by little legs then

[@TrainerMcG]

a ChrisMD video has to be the highlight of the week now