Sitting On Santa's Lap - Almost Friday Podcast EP #58 w/ Rusty Featherstone & Willy Donnellon

[@pomegranateman]

“Birthright? You were born in Miami” fucking killed me lol

[@Blauwski]

The zoom in on Wills face when Emily starts talking about her trip 😂

[@KallmeRose]

15:04🤌

[@PerennialAWL]

Lol’d at that part and came to the comments hoping I’d see this

[@TheNitroPython]

I can’t tell if wills face is into her so it’s hard to hear about her hooking up with some random or just a complete disinterest in the story lol

[@nrgydrink4489]

Will's face after Emily started talking about her birthright trip was so funny

[@MIkk9398]

Rusty Featherstone and Willy Donnellon are the fucking funniest most unreal names that have ever been spoken on this podcast how are we not talking about this???????

[@coleschreiber1007]

Rusty is a stage name

[@TheGrandGamers]

I was literally just thinking the same thing. 'Your name is... Rusty.. Featherstone. And I am Willy Donnellon. And we're two gay groundskeepers at a military cemetary.

[@keithmiller597]

@@coleschreiber1007 Also even if it wasn't, I doubt there are many gen-Zers whose legal first name is "Rusty" lmaooo that's pretty much always a nickname anyway

[@anniebonnie8162]

Liam's look into the camera after asking where Emily's "birthright trip" was to... Love it.

[@NickonStark]

Emily’s stories are always about hooking up with old men and it’s always chaotic lmao

[@dr_redbanRL]

Shes just really into boats you guys

[@adamfishman7542]

dude is that what that story was about i was in a coma

[@iwatchedthiswhiledoingapoo29]

I would plow that hard J

[@jayy5882]

old men or children

[@Prometiumz]

My favorite part is wills face at 15:04 as if she’s telling him in vivid detail how she killed and ate someone

[@nickdurham3946]

Liam, brother, there are people in this world that you can't sneak RDR2 references past. We know who Slim Grant is and now we know who you are

[@jp_k]

Also flaco 😂

[@tylorphillippe5501]

​​@@jp_k and Otis Miller

[@nathanadkins4979]

Emily is so good at her job we get two intros for the price of one!

[@dr_redbanRL]

BINDER *shakes fist

[@paddyvjpeg]

Once Emily starting telling her story I was at work and near the end of her story, I found myself in the middle of traffic somehow?

[@pxtzr]

Literally look forward to Thursdays just for the pod. Thursday is my new Friday

[@charlotteberry3336]

that’s me with The Yard

[@marcohopkins194]

Willy D was really on one. “drone strikes” “Do you think he made it all up cause he didn’t know how to end it” Both had me audibly laughing

[@kurtie6794]

Thank you for doing that zoom-in on Will at the end of the vid while he reflected on his life choice. That was funny af

[@derekwatters6385]

“Hang ‘em with care” 🤣. Great bit

[@jacksonnagle3014]

15:03 Will's face has me dying 😂

[@Vagking34]

“This tooth is rotten, you have conjunctivitis” 😂😂

[@Panda125]

Love when the guys slip up and accidentally call Rusty by his real name 🤣

[@doritozman5419]

what is it

[@Panda125]

@@doritozman5419 1:02:15

[@keithmiller597]

Actually just got tested for ADHD and diagnosed recently and learned that apparently interrupting people and talking too much are really common symptoms of hyperactive ADHD (and is something I do compulsively and then get really pissed at myself for, because I feel like I'm being annoying) and I know Emily has mentioned needing extra time on tests in school for ADHD, so tbh her distracting herself with her phone because she doesn't want to interrupt and talk too much kinda makes perfect sense

[@Bacon__SteezBurger]

Emily’s social life scares the shit out of me. It just seems so full of chaos and age gaps 😂

[@mellowyellow5427]

Who the fuck stole these poor boys' jawlines?

[@theendoftheworld9921]

microplastics

[@user-sv8xl6rr9s]

I was so confused, I thought rusty and will like switched brains 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it’s like freaky friday😂😂😂

[@nficoce1]

After Willy D said something about the mic falling slowly all I could focus on for the rest of the episode was that haha

[@maryjeppesen4380]

Rusty face at 16:51 portrays exactly how I feel listening to Emily’s love life story.

[@andrewford8199]

Class episode boys, love the play date pod

[@dr_redbanRL]

Should have got Lauren on as well to sit in with Emily :) love yall merry christmas thanks for bringing us all laughter this year

[@noobatcoc]

Where the fuck is episode 59

[@Nickolas.r.smith0]

Bro i was so disappointed

[@AwesumVideo]

That’s what I’m saying. Where’s my juicy content?!

[@katiev1726]

Liam’s character was golden omg

[@bennyesquivel2611]

Rusty asking Emily if she’s Zionist is so based. Love it

[@bennyesquivel2611]

Also he held the tooth and said conjunctivitis… that’s pink eye

[@Blorckits]

Emily’s story about the time she swallowed a frog had me dying 😂😂😂

[@peterg9948]

Great job on the ad reads !

[@erichazen7216]

“I think he just healed a leopard” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ReBottman]

“Mugsy makes !!!!DAMN!!!! comfortable jeans” (felt something when Emily hit the damn)

[@zacbradley398]

Beautiful chemistry - warms my heart

[@lancethelocal]

Emily’s hookup stories are unbearable

[@RealEllenDeGeneres]

The sad part is that it's not even a hookup story. She said she hooked up with him twice, but then says they never had sex. Wtf is a hookup if you don't have sex? Over the pants handjob?

[@lillasagna5487]

Agreed

[@faudio5566]

Don’t be jealous Lance, Youll find your own one day it’s ok

[@lancethelocal]

@@faudio5566 married with 2 kids. I think I’ll be alright

[@mellowyellow5427]

Just another woman who has zero self respect.

[@Joey-mj3xo]

Missed opportunity to act out a speech impediment when Santa was pulling out his teeth

[@Moistfersure]

"We hooked up" "we never had sex" tf are you talking about emily 😂

[@0rangeZest]

When I had a hard bender around September/ October, I had a good 4 days where all I thought about was off’ing myself. this was the only thing I had playing in the background to forget my thoughts, I think I listened to each podcast at least twice, some three from morning to night, and the occasional watching of “the egg”, because they mentioned it on a podcast, it helped a lot. Now we’re here and i barley watch the pod anymore since I’ve been busy, but thanks y’all

[@mellowyellow5427]

Is this real?

[@theendoftheworld9921]

​@@mellowyellow5427seems like it

[@0rangeZest]

@@mellowyellow5427 yes

[@mellowyellow5427]

@@0rangeZest hope you're doing better.

[@truemartin6745]

why are there 300 cuts in Emily’s ad reads?

[@radior0se]

y’all are improv masters genuinely, thanks for the laughs. I like to think that in another life, maybe a boy life, I pursued improv comedy like this. repping gal AFP fans. Emily, I see u and you’re a fine wine

[@shanehollis4591]

17:01 “Anyways HE CUMS” *soft giggles in the background*

[@SCUFFEDAUSSIE]

"R2 come here and give me kiss kiss"

[@bigbodychaz]

Love the ad reads every 6 minutes. Hilarious

[@tastybonez]

the jesus premise was so good

[@dannysellers91]

Listening to this made my day, Covid has been kicking my ass. Merry Christmas Friday beers

[@user-tp6od9md6y]

Emily being on her phone and then getting mad for the 3 words that got through her little pea brain is so funny.

[@call154]

Emily actually recorded the ad reads! Will and Liam would be proud

[@TheSaintBigFoot]

Which Liam

[@dr_redbanRL]

​@@TheSaintBigFoot Our Liam?

[@tylorphillippe5501]

​@@TheSaintBigFoot our Liam

[@maggie-11210]

PLAYMATES ARE HERE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@georgeforeman2234]

51:06 - 51:07 is the best part of the episode

[@IronMaidenMikey]

34:53 this is the moment Liam acheived comedy god status

[@IronSaliva]

Flaco Hernandez sound like a guy you find in the northern part of a state and then you take a picture of his corpse after you kill him.

[@nickmertens4888]

Emily crushed the ads tbh. Maybe it’s beginner’s luck but I see big things coming out of this rook’s career. Scouts, watch this young buck develop

[@georgeforeman2234]

Emily staring through my soul on those adds

[@thereignofdando]

“Oh Im just getting this, he’s also the final arbiter of like, good and evil” boi i laffffff. 😂😂

[@bead8673]

Was that the most wholesome podcast ending in almost Friday history? All the boys singing Christmas carols together

[@julianhughes5361]

This is flack specifically for angus. Dudes the flack monster now

[@Riley-Thurm]

It's official, Emily doesn't mind the button. Bring it back!

[@AwesumVideo]

WHERE IS EPISODE 59?!

[@ReallyBigBrother]

As someone who owes Jesus SO much money, this has me in my head asf..

[@obkanezg2117]

The Jesus bit was absolutely bellybusting

[@TheGrandGamers]

Well I guess I'll just watch this one again. I hope the boys got some tanqueray for Christmas.

[@thomasos6633]

A good premise would be everyone was told to "don we now our gay apparel" and someone wears their pride march outfit

[@RigbyMadewell]

really glad Emily did the ads today cuz i usually i blow my life savings on the sponsors just cuz how darn charming the boys are. Luckily i was too busy dry heaving during the ads today, thanks Em😊

[@coleschreiber1007]

Willy D saying Leopard instead of Leper 🤣🤣

[@bootcutbandit]

Liam really came with the pipes

[@brimerwelpippy4972]

I wasn't totally sure what I thought of Willy and Rusty but holy shit this sold me hahaha very funny guys. Willy's Jesus sketch was amazing and so was his "Emily is Jewish" joke immediately following it that Will missed, and Rusty's "the lava is so bad it makes you pray for the larva that ate you" made me laugh out out. Also Will's faces during that whole bit. One the best on the pod honestly. And of course, Liam more than made up for his lack of character in that one with his Santa bit. And because I've mentioned everyone else, Emily's story was sad and bizarre as always haha. Greatest ensemble ever

[@emi1yh3n59]

I was trying to hold in my laughter during the Jesus one cuz I was working and I just started crying from holding the laughter in

[@rileygalvin2]

It’s very funny that they were talking about inappropriate workplace behavior then a couple minutes later there were fingers in assholes.

[@Aaron-en6ud]

Best outro of literally anything I’ve ever scene

[@Bambourne]

Liam, you can't get those Red Dead character names past me. Otis Miller and Flacko Hernandez eh?

[@bballjc424]

I am new to watching this podcast (only seen a couple). Does Liam start contributing more or is his thing to be the awkward guy there?

[@millllbs]

These characters were very good

[@greatc0at1917]

Emily doing “birthright” AFTER the most outward display of “Israel” being a psychopathic colonial occupation is so embarrassing

[@oo-ek5pn]

israel has been displaying that for close to a 100 years its not relevant if it was before or after recent events. she should know that

[@greatc0at1917]

@@oo-ek5pn yeah obviously but it marks a significant point in the delegitimisation of Zionism and Israel to much of the public, especially this generation

[@gavinblades4645]

BRING BACK THE BUTTON

[@theendoftheworld9921]

bring back character names while we at it

[@ethancalderwood6204]

All of your guys pants bother me, when’s the flood coming, Amiright??😂😂 #nerds

[@stevenbaker2560]

Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah y’all

[@mariothingy]

It's crazy how much more likeable Will & Liam are compared to those other dudes. They give me the ick

[@nicovdwatt]

Good chemistry all round!

[@joephalan7512]

The section is titled she "tries" to tell a story 😂

[@m0str33t]

“HOGTIE EM BOYS” a mf who is clearly deep into rdr2

[@Spent_Jungus]

You've created an odd paradox in my life where I can't watch these on Friday.

[@rysun1240]

This episode was the best present for my birthday

[@Mayo_Mane]

"Thank you Jack"

[@Mikeymikeinthemorning]

The gambling jesus bit was litty

[@jonathanhardin8549]

Love the pod. Don’t stop

[@danblack3620]

Is it just me or does Rusty, Willy and Luke Null all look like they can be brothers. Cousins at the very least.

[@FanaticsSports]

Woke up this fine Thursday morn’ to this episode, probs gonna cream and scream

[@etfacetimehome]

don’t know if u guys know this but u guys are funny

[@JuliaMencher]

Happy Halloween boys! Don’t party too hard!

[@beautoone408]

Slim grant, flaco hernandez…. The red dead references are fire.

[@BaronVonBielski]

If a man in his 30’s is interested in you..a college girl…you should immediately run.

[@levicoker8937]

Liam used red dead redemption characters for the names hahahaha

[@NigerianLandOwner]

Can you post the videos that were on the patreon since you guys arent gonna do it anymore?

[@jackbarrows7484]

Merry Christmas boys, all time pod

[@gracie.a]

conjunctivitis 😭

[@cactusheater7981]

“Has Lauren cried in front of you guys??”

[@elishelly119]

Willy D turned into Charlie Kelly for the Santa character

[@tbvolcomskater]

might kms soon, great pod as always

[@richies488]

literally bro where is the new episode pissin me off rn

[@theendoftheworld9921]

I think they are still on break

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

Man you could almost see her tell an interesting story, she was so close! Keep trying Emily!

[@donttrustatweak1773]

Thank you my sons

[@nothintoseehere3761]

Here to give angus flack in the comments