YTP - Dr. John Piper Is Not A Fan Of Asian People

[@DrRobby1985]

This sure is one weird episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

[@13CaptainPrice]

Solid ytp. Long, rock, solid ytp

[@TH3BLU333]

Boulder solid ;)

[@2.3_44XD--]

It's impossible to shit and sneeze at the same time. Amen

[@ChristianF15cher]

Lies.

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

Proverbs 29:11 A fool gives full vent to his spirit, but a wise man quietly holds it

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

Proverbs 9:4-12 “Whoever is naive, let him turn in here,” she says to those who lack understanding. “Come, eat some of my food, and drink some of the wine I have mixed. Abandon your foolish ways so that you may live, and proceed in the way of understanding.” Whoever corrects a mocker is asking for insult; whoever reproves a wicked person receives abuse. Do not reprove a mocker or he will hate you; reprove a wise person and he will love you. Give instruction to a wise person, and he will become wiser still; teach a righteous person and he will add to his learning. The beginning of wisdom is to fear the Lord, and acknowledging the Holy One is understanding. For because of me your days will be many, and years will be added to your life. If you are wise, you are wise to your own advantage, but if you are a mocker, you alone must bear it.

[@andrewholmes3116]

Larry David spittin

[@shiytp]

he looked so sincere when he said "Blessed are those who make porn" 3:20. this is amazing.

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

Proverbs 29:11 A fool gives full vent to his spirit, but a wise man quietly holds it

[@garthvader9916]

"It is humanly impossible to shit and sneeze at the same time." You heard it here first guys, I suppose I'm assuming.

[@wilberforce95]

As someone who grew up Presbyterian, I never thought I'd see the day when John Piper gets pooped lol.

[@majin428]

Well now, you have...😄lol

[@Bloodletter8]

What time to be alive!

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

*REJOICE*

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

Matthew 12:35-37 A good person brings good things out of a good treasure house, and an evil person brings evil things out of an evil treasure house. I tell you, on Judgment Day people will give an account for every thoughtless word they have uttered, because by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned.”

[@ecofreak7524]

@@repentstaythecourse5935 just shut up already.

[@Jared_Wignall]

When Jesus sat down, he verbally abused his disciples.

[@ChristianF15cher]

To be fair, they were punks so they deserved it.

[@ecofreak7524]

Jesus didn’t *SPEAK.*

[@Jek47]

Jesus diseasus diseasus diseasus!

[@clarcnoey]

I’m gonna show this to my whole family! Yillamamily!

[@OctaveDoct0r]

Ooo new season of curb

[@stormcloud83]

High quality ytp right here 😄 chef’s kiss

[@davonbarber1199]

3:40 ironically enough, I first watched this on Pi Day 😅

[@DuderofDudeness]

Well that's Larry David for ya

[@stevenhunter3345]

Oh God, this made my day. 😂 Maybe the funniest ytp I've ever seen.

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

1 Peter 3:15-16 But in your hearts revere Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect, keeping a clear conscience, so that those who speak maliciously against your good behavior in Christ may be ashamed of their slander.

[@NotOrdinaryInGames]

Blessed are those who sneed.

[@h7opolo]

so glad i found this channel. i will binge all these. i cant stop laughing like never b4. you have a gift. protect it.

[@TobyWoby]

Alright, where's that sandwich now?

[@ChristianF15cher]

I’m working on it. Now put on these kneepads and lip balm.

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

Matthew 12:35-37 A good person brings good things out of a good treasure house, and an evil person brings evil things out of an evil treasure house. I tell you, on Judgment Day people will give an account for every thoughtless word they have uttered, because by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned.”

[@TobyWoby]

@@repentstaythecourse5935 Jesus diseasus diseasus diseasus!

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

@@repentstaythecourse5935 Jesus was Brown skinned, btw

[@donnaquixote7538]

This is some good word mixing. Kudos!!! 😂🤣😍

[@Maxxon89]

Who doesn't love LOST?

[@ChristianF15cher]

Sandwich. I’ve been on my knees for less.

[@Notactive157]

That emphasis killed me XD 2:20

[@deathmorphosis]

PENus

[@farouq1983]

1:21 muggle born xD

[@justintrimble6635]

Go home uncle Joe youre drunk

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

Words can totally change emotion by how you present them. (Example "It's a very great reward) This is Van Gogh levels

[@andyeccentric]

I hope Martin Yan is safe from John Piper

[@bloned1985]

Lol I need more from this guy, truly funny shit please do another video from this guy particularly

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

Proverbs 9:4-12 “Whoever is naive, let him turn in here,” she says to those who lack understanding. “Come, eat some of my food, and drink some of the wine I have mixed. Abandon your foolish ways so that you may live, and proceed in the way of understanding.” Whoever corrects a mocker is asking for insult; whoever reproves a wicked person receives abuse. Do not reprove a mocker or he will hate you; reprove a wise person and he will love you. Give instruction to a wise person, and he will become wiser still; teach a righteous person and he will add to his learning. The beginning of wisdom is to fear the Lord, and acknowledging the Holy One is understanding. For because of me your days will be many, and years will be added to your life. If you are wise, you are wise to your own advantage, but if you are a mocker, you alone must bear it.

[@stephaniegittinger7980]

​@@repentstaythecourse5935hail Satan

[@Tomas-bp6kc]

I can’t come now. Because of Jesus!

[@abointedtoyblingofmats]

I'm in shock someone made a John Piper ytp

[@Bloodletter8]

His "doctorate" in religion is exactly as legitimate as my Doctorate of Spectral Ninja Unicorn Suss.

[@hansmolemanproductions4036]

0:50 subtle and short joint photoshopped in.

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

I never noticed that until I read this

[@DocJamesH]

You got a new sub there.

[@Fnidner]

I think this is the hardest YTP in the bible..

[@piemain]

Heaven Heaven SEVEN EL E V E N

[@TheBlackAbyss1]

This made my day

[@TheOneTrueFingal]

Blessed be the Porn Makers! Amen!

[@natnaelberhanu-i8w]

Imagine John Piper reacting to this video.

[@kilomilo917]

Man: *farts Me: Hallelujah

[@wildrosetarot222]

A ytp of Joyce Meyer or Kenneth Copeland would be so funny. Or maybe Benny Hinn with the way he'd push people over with the "power of Jesus"

[@Notactive157]

2:31 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Dragonsoul892]

When men fart... REJOICE! -somebody

[@crypticsamich1235]

Jesus didn't SPEAK

[@ecofreak7524]

When Jesus sat down, he *VERBALLY ABUSED..!* his disciples.

[@jknowles471]

There's a place for rebuKe...K

[@Prismatic_Pixie]

28 seconds in and I'm actually red from laughter. Hooooooh boy

[@watchzosie-ytp]

This video has been making me laugh for 3 years, and has finally inspired me to make my own religious shitpost. So thanks! 😂

[@DJFreaksin]

LEETTTSS GOOO

[@bfguy12345]

Pie on the sky, bayaa, bayaa...

[@Reconboy]

amazing!

[@ZX-zq5qz]

Jesus diseases

[@randomexcessmemories4452]

Could you perhaps do some ytps of James David Manning? He's an even crazier pastor who makes for GREAT content.

[@skillzthatkillz117]

Yes, I will. I don't know when I'll have it finished though. I'm pretty busy with some other videos, and life.

[@johngavin1175]

Greg Locke would be great too. He is a nutter butter.

[@justintrimble6635]

Jesus abused the son of God.....so himself?

[@zenergetic_8299]

REJOICE!

[@LiquicitizenAntoine]

Situass down.

[@UnIimited_Power]

The end of the video. _Hitler blushes_

[@Pemb3]

mastapiic

[@blackwood3243]

Rejoice!!!

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

"Soice"

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

A+

[@willk7508]

Soos

[@heathernikki5734]

Lololol

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

Dezezus

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

13. Proverbs 14:6-9 The scorner seeks wisdom but finds none, but understanding is easy for a discerning person. Leave the presence of a foolish person, or you will not understand wise counsel. The wisdom of the shrewd person is to discern his way, but the folly of fools is deception. Fools mock at reparation, but among the upright there is favor.

[@predexusalortain4340]

On behalf of real Christianity, john piper is not real Christianity. If he really has said those words, he is not fit to be a pastor. I understand why you make fun of him, he teaches false doctrine

[@ChristianF15cher]

Lol wut?

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

4. Proverbs 19:28-30 A corrupt witness mocks justice, and the wicked person feeds on iniquity. Condemnation is appropriate for mockers, just as beatings are for the backs of fools.

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

Matthew 12:35-37 A good person brings good things out of a good treasure house, and an evil person brings evil things out of an evil treasure house. I tell you, on Judgment Day people will give an account for every thoughtless word they have uttered, because by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned.”

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

1 Peter 3:15-16 But in your hearts revere Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect, keeping a clear conscience, so that those who speak maliciously against your good behavior in Christ may be ashamed of their slander.

[@nathanl3670]

Ur religion is BS

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

Does making or enjoying the mocking of a Christian make you think that this verse applies to you??? IT SHOULD! 17. Matthew 10:22 and you will be hated by all for my name’s sake. But the one who endures to the end will be saved. By you scoffing this Christian it sure isn't helping you in eternal life.

[@bachaddict]

would it be ok if I cut out the vulgar jokes so I can share the rest with Christian friends? I'd credit you and link the original of course

[@bachaddict]

@BarbarossaBMW88 nah only 20-30% are too vulgar for me to share with my friends. I would be careful to avoid glitchy cuts.

[@bachaddict]

@BarbarossaBMW88 I know

[@HINDERIZED]

If you have to cut out any part of this video to share with someone, they aren't real friends 🌈🌈🌈

[@ChristianF15cher]

Sounds like you need new friends. Might I suggest ones who have a sense of humor?

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

Mark 13:13 All people will hate you because you follow me, but those people who keep their faith until the end will be saved. so does this mean the people don't follow Christ won't be saved? YUP IT DOES!

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

Satirical entertainment. It's just a video file that he chopped and screwed. Dang, religious people have such thin skin.

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

Proverbs 9:4-12 “Whoever is naive, let him turn in here,” she says to those who lack understanding. “Come, eat some of my food, and drink some of the wine I have mixed. Abandon your foolish ways so that you may live, and proceed in the way of understanding.” Whoever corrects a mocker is asking for insult; whoever reproves a wicked person receives abuse. Do not reprove a mocker or he will hate you; reprove a wise person and he will love you. Give instruction to a wise person, and he will become wiser still; teach a righteous person and he will add to his learning. The beginning of wisdom is to fear the Lord, and acknowledging the Holy One is understanding. For because of me your days will be many, and years will be added to your life. If you are wise, you are wise to your own advantage, but if you are a mocker, you alone must bear it.

[@nathanl3670]

No one likes ur BS

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

You should think twice about mocking Christians....Psalm 14:1-2 Fools say to themselves, “There is no God.” They are corrupt and commit evil deeds; not one of them practices what is good. The Lord looks down from the heavens upon humanity to see if anyone shows discernment as he searches for God.

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

3. Jeremiah 17:15 Listen to what they are saying to me. They are saying, “Where are the things the LORD threatens us with? Come on! Let’s see them happen!”

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

Galatians 6:7 Stop being deceived; God is not to be ridiculed. A person harvests whatever he plants:

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

the person who made this video should worry and cry out for the Lord because he/she is NOT one of these people...8. Matthew 5:9-13 Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called children of God. Blessed are those who are persecuted because of righteousness, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. “Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you.

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

Proverbs 29:11 A fool gives full vent to his spirit, but a wise man quietly holds it

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

1 Peter 3:15-16 But in your hearts revere Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect, keeping a clear conscience, so that those who speak maliciously against your good behavior in Christ may be ashamed of their slander.

[@repentstaythecourse5935]

Christ rebukes this video & it's creator, I don't even have to say a word.

[@johngavin1175]

Heh,even if you had words, even coherent ones,you'd have to demonstrate that your Deity actually exists. I will admit to personally not likeing blatant mockery of anything, but then again, you Christians need to realize that not everyone is convinced,nor should they be obligated to be,via any manner or persuasion,such as the threat of eternal torture. Furthermore, your religion is not beyond scrutiny or criticism.

[@mertonallowicious]

@@johngavin1175 think of the arrogance of this smooth brain to be speaking for his god in the first place😜

[@UnIimited_Power]

Christ is probably subscribed to Yummy Muffinz 😁

[@corduerorose9747]

No offense man love your ytps but don't diss religion again 😑

[@Fnidner]

wat

[@deathmorphosis]

I reckon he should do even more if you're that butthurt about it. SooS

[@johngavin1175]

Or what? What makes you think religion, especially the Abrahamic ones,are beyond scrutiny, criticism, and at times,being ridiculed? What are you going to do if he does such again? Are you going to hope that your undemonstrated Deity throws him into a lake of fire?

[@corduerorose9747]

@@johngavin1175 YES 😠😡

[@justin_your_cousin9273]

I swear, religious people have the thinnest skin. This is just a video file on the internet that was edited

[@justforuploadavideo]

this was pretty good, Yummy!

[@majin428]

So when I fart, is the laughing from others considered; "REJOICING"???😅😅😅

[@majin428]

And if Jesus didn't speak, ...then what did he do???

[@majin428]

FEEL FEEL FEEL FEEL Heaven, heaven seven, eleven!

[@majin428]

This is quite homoerotic....BUT I LOVE IT!!!😂😂😂😂

[@donnaquixote7538]

I love your profile pic. 😉