The Worst Pirates You've Never Heard Of! | BlueJay Reaction

[@fantasy873]

Pretty sure Internet Historian made a video about this Steed guy. (The rich man that decided to abandon his family and wealth for piracy.)

[@mew2.025]

Yes actually. It's very long. Long enough to post on two channels as a two parter perhaps.

[@johnnymoreno5065]

Oh yes Stede Bonnet never understood why he became a pirate if he's rich asf. Guess home life was boring

[@ishitthenigiggle]

​@@johnnymoreno5065 he wasnt that rich is part of the issue plus he lived a very miserable boring life his kid died his wife was an actual bitch in every way he was in severe debt with loanshark his farm was a failure a tornado had destroyed half his farm he wanted something more bluejay actually left out allot of his life

[@SkittenSays]

​@@mew2.025👀👀👀

[@0Onyx13]

Came here to say the same thing lol

[@ambrabridges2161]

"Our Flag Means Death" features Stede Bonnet as one of the main characters and Blue Jay obviously watches it. He drew Bonnet's outfit and hairstyle exactly like it is in the show. When I was a kid, my mom, my brother, and myself, along with a couple of neighbors and their kids, would walk down to the local High's Ice Cream shop every Saturday. My favorite was a flavor called "Charlie Brown," which was chocolate ice cream with peanut butter swirl.

[@XxCauzhavokxX]

I was like huh… this story sounds vaguely familiar 😂

[@ambrabridges2161]

​@@XxCauzhavokxX I wish Blue Jay had used pictures of Rhys Darby as Stede and Taika Waititi as Blackbeard.

[@kingdamazo7266]

I love how Skitten assumes everyone's seen Veggie Tales cuz it's Christian media when the fact that it's _Christian media_ is why hardly anyone actually **watches** it.

[@lordnul1708]

Funny... I used to think the Sesame Street puppet arms had marionette controls and needed two people each to operate.

[@SaraBrightScales]

The U.S. Navy was founded to fight pirates. Highly recommend the video by The Fat Electrician about The Barbary Wars.

[@mew2.025]

I'm so excited. This has made my day. Also internet historian made a video on stede bonnet called the gentleman pirate.

[@Seventh_Shade]

I saw his video right before I saw yours so I finished his video and instantly came, then I went over to this channel

[@albinocyclopse9952]

LOL, I see what you did there

[@lilalmonds4595]

One of my least favourite things about commonly assumed true theory that Blackbeard was from the West Country is that the other two people he’s theorised to be were also upper class and one served on the same ship as Bonnet’s wife, Both possible explanations of why they got along so well, and also worth stating that in the golden age of piracy pirates generally ate really well, for sea men, most notably because of how easy it was for them to do piracy and steal things like food, chocolate and wine for eating and drinking and sell all the cash crops and leftovers, also the pardoning of pirates and the guy behind it (commonly depicted as a villain) was almost entirely bloodless and ended the anarchy of the golden age of piracy, turning pirates from celebrated and rich into hated and fighting for enough food to survive in like a generation

[@devinreliford7652]

I remember watching veggie tails. I watched it all the time when I was younger, or maybe my mom made me watch it since I grew up in a Christian household. I can't remember that good.

[@fantasy873]

🎶And if you ask us To do anything We'll just tell you We don't do anything!🎵

[@serknet3042]

Not surprised to see bonnet here, but *very* surprised that you haven't seen the gentleman pirate video on incognito mode

[@808SLIMOFFICIAL]

The Archer Reference was hilarious

[@mattb2583]

Its not just assholes like Marky mark getting away with it. Remember people like chris brown still have a giant fan base

[@jamessargent6689]

When you did the pirates episode when y’all watched samonella, you guys had the same conversation about pirates in the beginning 😅

[@Necron00b]

Gotta say, love me some mint ice cream. haha Orange ice cream is severely underated imo.

[@luvxoxundertalehazbinhotel1835]

I LOVE Mint chocolate chip. Also, Pistachio is pretty good. Not overly sweet. Wedding cake is also good (look it up)

[@joeangulo7322]

The pirates who don't do anything! :) My favorite song from Veggie Tales was "The Dance of the Cucumber", in its native Argentinian. 😂

[@lyrexices9965]

It was like Chavez as a youngin was like " what's the worst ice cream that have ever existed " and made them his favorite

[@traelove301]

0:17 no way lol

[@Moetastic]

Pistachios anything is delicious to me. Give me a bag of Pistachios and I'll be a happy camper.

[@fireandthunder9862]

Late to the Party, but I would love to see you force Chavezz to watch Veggietales. I still think about those peas from the wall of Jericho from time to time. "Won't you join me in my irritating little song?" "It would be an honor!"

[@WillShakes423]

3:48-4:12 Damn. They told him not to _lose his head,_ but he didn't listen. 😢😞

[@marmyeater]

0:45- Sounds like most internet pirates.

[@LighthawkTenchi]

Those pirates learned a harsh lesson: Don’t touch America’s boats

[@gokuFreak3]

I’ve discovered throughout the course of watching this channel for years that Skitten has the weirdest taste in foods. Chocolate icecream is fantastic 😭

[@TheSputube]

6:15 what you mean "use to have tho there"?!!? What happened to them!?

[@ahuntpropertysince1988]

Its like 5 female pirates well known. Ching Shin was was cutting off ears and had like 70k men work for her.

[@PERCULES24]

Yo I love coffee ice cream too after 20yrs I’m finally not alone in liking it lmao

[@oliversherman2414]

"That has to be the best pirate I've ever seen"

[@swiftave35]

I really thought i was the only one that liked butter pecan ice cream without the nuts

[@michaelstockwell3535]

Before I watch this video, these are the pirates I know of, that are not famous: Captain William Kidd; known as the Unluckiest of Pirates. He was tasked with hunting pirates, to no success. The very day that he decided to become a pirate, all pirates (and buccaneers) were outlawed throughout Europe. He was then lynched. And of course: Henry Every; Ironically called the King of Pirates, despite the fact that no one knew who he was. The only pirate to loot the single largest bootie from one vessel without ever being caught afterwards. He disappeared with his bounty and has never been found, to this day. Edit: spelling.

[@Fenix1o]

honestly thought i had booted up sea of thieves on accident when the music started lol

[@AlucardVanHellsing454]

If you would've paused on the picture of elmo he put you would've seen the sticks lol

[@devenlemend4599]

i didn't know veggie tales was Christian media. you learn something new every day. 4:05 he wasn't ahead of his game

[@SkittenSays]

wdym they talk about God and Jesus all the time lmfaoooo

[@devenlemend4599]

@@SkittenSays Honestly I was super young when I watched it and after I grew up a bit my dad started letting me watch Simpsons and family guy. So I must have just forgotten only remembering bob and Larry as they stood out the most.

[@Doctorgatorr]

Stick puppets still have hands up there exit only ports. Otherwise, the mouth wouldn't move

[@thunderdragon7999]

Tbh didn’t know veggie tales was a Christian show until years later

[@DerPlaystationZocker]

I think the most famous german pirate was/is Störtebecker who was alive during the time of the Hanse trade federation. At least he is the only one that comes to my mind.

[@ms_scribbles]

I second @ambrabridges2161's suggestion that you find the dramedy "Our Flag Means Death". It's about Stede Bonnet and is hilarious as hell. Not exactly historically accurate, but accurate enough. Obviously not a request for a reaction, because that's not you guys' style, but something to watch when you have a moment. So good.

[@Merilirem]

I LOVE MINT AND CHOCOLATE COOKIE CHUNKS!

[@ver87ona]

Pistachio gelato is a godsend

[@djafuno]

8:20 Madeira mentioned!!

[@francistolsa7793]

Skittensays husband, where did you get that shirt? I love it!

[@RadicalEd57]

Skitten, i too would spit out the pecans in Butter Pecan ice cream. and i hate chocolate ice cream, it tastes ashy.

[@mahdimohomoud9130]

As a Somali I just feel bad, lot of these Somali pirates are just poor fisherman people

[@XxCauzhavokxX]

The man mark assaulted has since forgiven him publicly and said his eye was lost in Vietnam not from the incident. Not saying it is right.

[@SlimeyPirate]

We are the pirates who don't do anything~~~~` (It's a good song).

[@charleshall3420]

Scones is a type of ship

[@charleshall3420]

I retired Navy, so I had to lern

[@lainightwalker5495]

if u want some fun. watch the "our flag means death" it has steed and black beard as main chars

[@umwhat7965]

the only good flavor i heard come out of kittens mouth was coffee. Chavezz was on the ball with his tho.

[@opossumoutlaw7534]

This guy is just ging freecss

[@knerkz]

pandaman

[@j-Gappy-h]

YARGGGGGGGG

[@oslafoirausuebutuoy5457]

15:53 Yes, it's delicious.

[@eastsidereviews727]

The slander of Superman Ice Cream was so unnecessary! It still slaps!

[@Aliulo]

DEI slavery is unhinged. Well done.

[@oliversherman2414]

What?

[@Aliulo]

@@oliversherman2414 The joke about white slaves being DEI?

[@Aliulo]

I'm not sure if my reply actually got sent, so I'll try again: The concept of a slave owner trying to claim they're not racist because three of their hundred slaves are white is very funny to me.

[@Aliulo]

I'm on mobile, I can't tell if my reply is getting through. Maybe specific words are getting flagged? The joke about someone saying they can't be targeting a specific group because they have also affected some of a different group is funny to me.

[@PilloTheStar]

I'm surprised y'all didn't know about steed bonnet considering you're such big internet historian fans.