League of Legends Champions I Would Destroy In a Fight

[@gigachad6050]

Ranking league characters based on how good they would be at parenting.

[@EpicGamer437]

@Ueustasm Ueu wasnt Kassa literally prepared to go to hell, or rather void and back, to get Kaisa back?

[@therolex6425]

@@EpicGamer437 he though kaisa was dead, he went to hell just for revenge

[@arirought531]

@@therolex6425 I'd put a dad literally willing to fight hell as revenge for my death pretty high up

[@crimsonazure2659]

@@therolex6425 I'd pretty much assume his daughter died as well if a child gets swallowed up in the void

[@Siecyl]

Most of them would suck xd

[@alexsource2364]

“I won’t break the Geneva convention” Has no problem choking out soraka, a medic

[@Oscar-j6b]

Does she have a PHD? Don't think so. Nobody calls her Doctor Soraka.

[@dusansubotic6502]

@@Oscar-j6b But mundo is(ik he just calls himself a "doctor" even though he isn't )

[@KingNirada]

@@Oscar-j6b Why is there no doctor soraka skin?! That's such a great idea!

[@I_am-lost.]

Maybe it's not that kind of choking?

[@n9nedots]

@@Oscar-j6b attacking medics is against the geneva convention. dont have to be a doctor lol

[@TheColoneloftruth]

Anivia: "PUNCHING ICE SUCKS" Blitz: "WHO GIVES A S#!T IF HES METAL?"

[@impofan6915]

canonically - metal is softer than ice, take that titanic

[@randomnpc7773]

I mean, to be fair, wen you punch ice it breaks into tiny shards, and those shards hurt like HELL

[@alessandrocoatti5186]

@@impofan6915 metal is not softer than ice, the problem is when a bit of metal covering wood hits a huge fucking chunk of hard ice

[@luutuankiet9941]

@Sepanta Jan its more of a like i dunno , ice at antartica , perma ice

[@gumbarius]

Skooch: Is scared of people in armor Also Skooch: Would win a fight against a metal golem on a good day

[@Кожуркаотпомидора]

Also Skooch: lose a fight to a walking armour with mace.

[@goonman6777]

Aatrox: is a 20 ft tall ascended god warrior that battled against the void, and is known for killing literal gods Skooch: Yea, 50/50

[@throg4657]

Not only that, but even touching aatrox would basically result in instant death, sine he possesses you and steals your biomass

[@Esemae]

Would be a funny fight to watch

[@samhowell6541]

Jax: Literally fodderizes guards and skilled people for fun, killed an ascended. Skooch: Eh rough Nasus: Literally a fucking god that can summon sandstorms with a wave of his hand. Skooch: A bit hard. Kassadin: yeets Voidlings, some of them large as cho-gath, and fucking kills them. Skooch: Ez pz Anivia: Literally a massive fucking giant that merely existing beside her could cause you to freeze to death Skooch: 50/50 baby Just a joke btw, love the dude.

[@bramsteenhoek2674]

@@samhowell6541 jax didnt ever kill an ascended im pretty sure

[@carolineribeiro9063]

@@bramsteenhoek2674 I think he did, but that was before the fall of Icathia.

[@demonknuckles7]

"He's so busy fighting the demons in his mind, he won't see the roundhouse comin' " That's one for the ages

[@Ĺm3j]

"I would whoop a scythes ass." This is the most skooch thing I've ever heard

[@Skibidirizzohio6969pn1s]

How are there no comments at all?

[@iiiivvvv9986]

@@Skibidirizzohio6969pn1s how is there only one comment?

[@Not_that_type_of_guy]

How come there is only 2?

[@bladesmanofionia7718]

Bruh how is there only 3 comments come on

[@Geheimnis-c2e]

"If I had a penny for how many times Aatrox has lost in a fist fight based on a tier-list, I'd have two pennies. It isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice."

[@arceususedsplash300]

That is a good Doof reference

[@darkdestroyer6285]

Aatrox has no respect in thoose idk why i think he would be able to wipe out armies without breaking a sweat he is kinda godlike in power

[@Xonarag]

Skooch is scarier than we could've imagined. He can roundhouse kick a 20ft engine of destruction, wrestle a bear easily come on top in a 3v1 and punch through metal. Beware the Skooch.

[@Avajou_]

Skooch has some next ass confidence. Man thinks he can choke out a giant, 300ft Statue lol. It'd be like trying to fight the Statue of Liberty. I respect it.

[@Keurgui1]

He’s mid training saitama level I think

[@zerdodylan]

aatrox is a sword, give me a sword right now i sleep him

[@bladestrikerr]

Ross: uhh no Blitzcrank is metal, I can't even punch him Skooch: ChOkE oUt A sTaTuE

[@Eldex0]

"The bird gives me trouble" "I would just choke a mountain"

[@Written...]

I feel like you are just.... Not understanding the concept of content... Like, convincingly, you are clearly not fucking able to understand... But go ahead, comment back and tell me how "yOu DoNt GeT a JoKe BrUh!?!?!?!?"

[@bladestrikerr]

@@Written... yOu DoNt GeT a JoKe BrUh!?!?!?!?

[@baron2062]

@@Written... tf you talkin about?

[@asukabestwaifu5507]

@@Written... i want what your haveing

[@hughvonramdass8957]

Skooch and Ross need to 1v1 to see who has the alpha tear list

[@st2whocares988]

Darkkmane win, that finally

[@nananakeson]

@@st2whocares988 you're comparing god with mere mortals

[@aratherdrunkmedic8470]

Do it.

[@st2whocares988]

@@nananakeson they are not mere mortals, but I do agree that it not fair for me to do that

[@lemonnomel9416]

Yeah but Ross can beat up any 9 year old

[@dalejandromp4963]

I just adore that when skooch got to Sett the entire chat started to scream "YOU LOSE" "NO CHANCE" "YOU WOULD DIE", and then when he puts him in pleasure, everyone instantly went to "agreed" "i support it :D".

[@christopherbronson3275]

I'd love to see skooch and Sett 1v1.

[@pokemonguidlines7441]

That would be like a fight from Record of Ragnarok

[@dustydudle880]

@@pokemonguidlines7441 yea except Adam isn't, well, Adam.

[@Zann1s]

That is like watching the "fights" in pornhub

[@monlie41]

He would run like some tom and jerry episode

[@mattpk1609]

Hair face-off

[@Nope_Nope-]

Anivia- bird made of actual hardened ice " Id beat its ass 50/50" Valor- just a bird - "Itd be rough"

[@captainbobbu6624]

Skooch just a question, will you and Ross ever make a video called "bot lane duos Skooch and Ross could beat in a fight" because that would be the best video 2021 will have ever seen.

[@cartellaio6955]

why doesn't this comment have more likes?

[@emili878]

I NEED THIS

[@FatalityPWN]

Chat: He can create an earthquake. Skooch: Who cares, jump. Idk why that killed me like it did lmao.

[@josiebianchi3481]

Aatrox: Literally killed a god Skooch: "Yeah I'd say I'd just about break even against that"

[@mikvan9849]

Tbf, the aspect lost against Aatrox. Pantheon the man beats him XD

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Tyler1's Tier list would look like: Everyone else: *Puts in the tier he can beat up* Draven: "Why would I beat myself up?"

[@gentlemandog4985]

33:21 Skooch "Zoe is kinda a nice guy" Zoe: *In the middle of watching an entire civilazation dying by the meteor she yoyo'ed into their planets orbit* "Ya!"

[@thijs4305]

Actually there aren’t any planets in the lore anymore

[@gentlemandog4985]

@@thijs4305 Ya, because Zoe either BLEW THEM ALL UP, or *WATCHED THEM DIE OFF WHILE EATING MOON CAKE!!! WHAT EVEN IS A MOON CAKE!?* (This is a joke btw)

[@markopusic8258]

@@thijs4305 naah it's not there aren't other planets anymore it's just that every LoL character has had his lore re-written to be from Runeterra, but I'm pretty sure Aurelion Sol will confirm you he's created myriads of those still

[@alecboco8809]

@@markopusic8258 i think he did as far as i can remember like he encountered many civilization and he adores it everytime they looked up in the sky and be amazed by him , but non of them caught his attention besides the mysterious runterra

[@alecboco8809]

@@markopusic8258 plus it also said there are many pantheons scattered throughout the universe i think ( if they did not changed it)

[@tomoshirogo4181]

"he can create an earthquake, that's dumb, just jump" Is the most confusing and funniest thing

[@Mapler459]

Skooch: **Keeps talking about his lowkey interest in vore** Me: *Sips Coffee*

[@iambumbo7534]

“If you say he can predict me, He cant, Cuz i cant predict me” *Your ememy cannot counter your attack if you dont know what youre doing* - sun tzu

[@the_pieces_fit]

literally aphelios gameplay

[@pewpewdragon4483]

Yugi vs Pegasus flashbacks

[@julieschexnaydre-badon8104]

“It’d be like getting jumped, but one of the guys is a bird.”

[@kinmakin2180]

Aatrox: literally one of the most powerful being in league lore Skooch: yea i can take him, prolly 50/50 bruh

[@SonNguyen-tf2yn]

my man name litterally is God killer, World ender. probly 50/50

[@dusansubotic6502]

@@SonNguyen-tf2yn Guy literally killed pantheon THE ASPECT OF WAR

[@ClassicaI]

He thinks he can take Darius, the guy who when people see his warbands flag they surrender

[@grouplelakibersekutu]

@@ClassicaI bro this vid is a joke chill

[@andersiversen230]

Isnt he also the only character ever in league to have “killed” another character from league?

[@KnightBokura]

Skooch ignored the fact that Olaf's entire lore is that he can never lose a fight xD

[@_sargentocoelho_4441]

"I can't hit neeko, she's too nice" Me looking at my lanky tree boi: So that's how HYPOCRISY smells...

[@infinitedark6158]

Nah it’s because she can turn into amumu or bard But it’s a different case for Annie and Zoe, Annie murders a few people, Zoe on the other hand, obliterates an entire village with a star and then laughs about it afterwards

[@arirought531]

Hypocritree

[@Eldani-xr1rf]

if you are talking about iverns , he was a warlord mass genocide

[@GonzalesSpidi]

@@infinitedark6158 yeah sure... but in court, they cant tell if she is 9 or 9000 year old, thats the problem, but i think the fight would have been stopped after thr start and they would start jumping on skooch because he is attacking a "child"

[@carolineribeiro9063]

@@Eldani-xr1rf He redeemed himself, so I don't care about that.

[@Gymmmy8]

Pantheon: fought in countless wars of dozens of lifetimes Atrix: literally scares gods Skooch: LIL BITCHES ILL SWING

[@Esemae]

"I dont think i would get savagely beaten" My top laner about to feed the Fiora

[@CubemasterXD]

cant wait for necrits response "league of legends champions and how they would destroy skooch in a fight in-universe"

[@kindatim]

Alternative title: Skooch overestimating his fighting abilities for 35 minutes straight.

[@jacobbau8328]

Or- skooch makes good content for 35 min straight?

[@kindatim]

@@jacobbau8328 I mean, both can be at the same time.

[@oriya1385]

Severely overestimating

[@RapTapTap69]

@@oriya1385 nah accurate

[@quirda77]

Skootch has to fight actual ninja trained in assassination: He sleeps Skootch has to fight ninja turtle: real shit?!

[@jerFACED]

"Mordekaiser would send you to brazil" ROFL that took me out.

[@nella_paulina]

Skooch ready to throw hands at characters that would absolutely kick his ass, has the same vibes and confidence as that "I have the power of god and anime on my side" vine

[@nerdwarp112]

Skooch’s extreme confidence in his fighting prowess makes this video very entertaining.

[@Alroja]

I was thinking this was gonna be a little more serious than Ross' list (love the man, but his picks were very...interesting), but out the gate my man puts Aatrox in the 50/50 tier...

[@emili878]

Right??? At least the defense od "he do be a sword" Was smth in Ross' case lol

[@nidhogg8446]

When he put Aatrox there I was expecting him to say something about The Sword but nah My Man Skootch wants to throw hands with a twenty feet abomination of flesh

[@frisolaxod3835]

@@emili878 Ross' picks were abusing the lore and the fact that it was a fist fight at least, he placed strategically LMAO

[@emili878]

@@frisolaxod3835 oh it was ABSOLUTELY Abusing the lore (cough, Kayn) But at least in Aatrox's case I gave it a pass lol

[@3van660]

In skooch's mind he knocks out levitating darth vader before getting nothing personell kid'd and sliced in half but it's a 50/50 chance he loses to a squirrel in a ninja suit

[@Poplar632]

Half of the these champions would fuck me up behind a dennies

[@synckar6380]

I hate the internet as I can't tell if you mean you would fuck, or get the shit beaten outta you.

[@behindthesmile1276]

@@synckar6380 Probably both

[@frisolaxod3835]

League of Legends is a bisexual's dream now that I think about it

[@carolineribeiro9063]

@@frisolaxod3835 It really boils down to that.

[@ubermaster1]

Akali: On a Good Day Jokes on you, facing an Akalli at any point instantly makes it a bad day.

[@BraveLilToasty]

Lol characters that would be good at bed. Whether they destroy the bed or not is not important. Just how good they can rock it.

[@Stryks]

""Have you punched a ghost?" I don't know, Maybe, who am I to tell?" Is the funniest shit not gonna lie

[@matthewgotz8359]

I was dying at, "how do you choke rock? Just fucking squeeze, duh"

[@hypergiantstar1834]

I like how when it comes to Yuumi, the ultra instinct soundtrack starts playing as if the stakes are high- that if he doesn’t absolutely obliterate this semi-orphan cat searching for its owner, the world will end LOL

[@ApexGale]

Aphelios legit always has his guns available Skooch. it's a literal 2v1, his sister teleports the damn things into his hands. you're not winning that one

[@asrieldreemurr1918]

And remember he trained with moon blades so he knows melee combat

[@saladkeeper]

Nah skooch built diff

[@emanuelgodoy7583]

he just dodge the shots

[@TheoRO-sl6hh]

Ezreal always has his gauntlet,you will 100% not win,you either get lazered to death or he runs away in flashes

[@pykamirulol]

"Ya know if she wants the hands...Rated E"

[@zeroace4746]

Skooch:"LoL champions that I would destroy in a fight". Also skooch:Shows Annie in the thumbnail FBI: let us introduce ourselves.

[@Caspar.akwikpe]

Brand, a guy that could literaly shoot FIRE at him. Scooch: EZ

[@illusionveebo7724]

Ahri: *charms skooch* Skooch: I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move *love punches ahri*

[@Neion8]

Ahri: Charms Chris Brown. 'It was at this moment she knew, *she fucked up.'*

[@painfuloreo2089]

oh wow just like my dad does to my mom!!!

[@illusionveebo7724]

@@painfuloreo2089 I know right the same with mine

[@derago-dev]

I understand the memes and the humor... but let's be honest, Jax would completely destroy you...

[@loowick4074]

Being honest, than most of the league roster can destroy you. But you can still punt a reasonable amount of yordles and run away for a W.

[@megyusha6067]

Imagine he had a real weapon

[@nayn9220]

"Evelyn, we already know" I lost it that part

[@andreyleonel255]

Dragon: Pretty hard Bear: TOO HARD Bird: *NO WAY*

[@TheCaptainstupendous]

You do realize the internet is now going to make fan fics about you and Sett? But hey if Reb is into reading them that might be a W.

[@OljeiKhan]

You fail to see the bigger problem , they might make fanfics about him and Tahm Kench. Even worse , a threesome...

[@scettico...]

Might be... a Sett W

[@BigLonLife]

Every time this man gets hit by a skillshot on stream I'm going to say "Just dodge, it's that easy."

[@Hyparbeem526]

Skooch (On Malphite): I can choke a mountain Skooch (On Leona): Nah she has big armor

[@charlesgoehring6615]

"Who hasn't been tased like i would destroy him." Yeah skooch I'm gonna have to speak for 99% of your viewers and say that we have not been tased.

[@goranpersson7726]

thought it be a higher percentage tbh, guess im just that 1%

[@editingjunkies]

Are we gonna forget the fact that Darius LITERALLY knocked out RENGAR with TWO PUNCHES?!

[@tigerohman7079]

That trailer isn't canon in the slightest

[@dark_fusion1288]

When a giant magic absorbing callosal and a literal mountain is in the same category as a little girl with a bear.

[@f0xof907]

35 min of skooch overestimating himself

[@SandbagCasts]

18:05 "Lux: I'd rock her shit" "Malphite" perfect opportunity for a this rock is shit

[@johndavidcasimiro]

Aatrox: Skooch is Challenging me to a Fist fight? COME!!

[@joshuasalomon3289]

"I did not have any sexual interactions with men" Thats what he said.

[@titocristobal5573]

In the Cinematic where Camille is about to slice up Jhin and Jhin bows, Skooch doesn't realize that Jhin's grenades are pointed towards Camille.

[@albertlofling7310]

I wanna point out that in the lore annie fucking massacred a tavern with tibbers. There is no damn way you are winning against annie m8 :P

[@meowsquared]

Nah he'd choke tibbers out in front of that little shit and punt her for good measure.

[@udorino]

He gonna burn

[@frisolaxod3835]

he'd just choke Annie or a roundhouse so quick she won't even react

[@VortexTalon]

The confidence in this man, I respect it, especially for the first one.

[@PalestineWillBeFreeEventually]

"Imagine kicking my ass when I know all your moves before you do it" Ekko

[@vibrid2810]

19:11 make me choke on a biscuit.

[@gabrielperespeligrini2462]

"Mordekaiser send u to Brasil" Me, as a brasilian can confirm you that

[@micklenier6152]

Mordekaiser es numero uno HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

[@piazzi506]

it's just fucked up when you're vibing and mordekaiser sends someone to your bedroom, I can confirm, it happened to me twice

[@podolsh]

@@micklenier6152 that's Spanish, in Brazil people talk portuguese

[@micklenier6152]

@@podolsh it's the meme... i know dank shit about any of these languages.

[@willowbriar2976]

Half of the fun in these is Ross and Skooch going "yeah I could beat them up" and the other half is chat/me going "AHAHAHAHA N O"

[@threshruleroftheshadowisle4247]

I love the video mainly due to the fact that you are trolling the chat and making them angry :)

[@chainsawboy2388]

Your name is outdated :p

[@wildbard4112]

Change it to "Thresh, Chad of the Shadow Isle"

[@ayachi2414]

If Aphelios does "it", would Alune be watching?

[@threshruleroftheshadowisle4247]

@@wildbard4112 hmmm thats a good idea

[@threshruleroftheshadowisle4247]

@@ayachi2414 yup

[@ispirovjr]

Im waiting for necrit to remind you how each of them has a lore-exclusive ability that deletes you.

[@VCTRLCSJSS]

"Mordekaiser would send you to Brazil" I'm dead.

[@aeroscantsee1665]

Skooch: I can't beat rammus rammus: *kills skooch with his own fists*

[@TheBradszone]

Alternate title: Riot adding Skooch as a champ would be OP on release

[@markclovisllorente93]

New champ Skooch when?

[@gwill2100]

Aatrox: *considered the worst champion by the LoL playerbase* Skooch: "that's a good guage for my power level"

[@nidium1951]

I like how Skooch's comment section actually cares about him and participates in the discussion. I love you, comment section-sama!

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa6552]

Wtf

[@exocakes4587]

Now, you just can't beat Teemo. Assuming you're in Bandle City when you unexpectedly meet him, maybe he's off duty or not hunting for badges or something, he's claimed to be as the nicest friend you could have according to Tristana. Outside of that city, though. Good luck lmao, he caught a soul eating sea worm somehow.

[@zeroderorero3948]

Anivia: Chat: she is a godess/demigodess Skooch: ice hurt

[@wolven122]

I was a fool to think this was to be serious.

[@edrius154]

You doubting my boy skooch couldnt choke out a gigantic building sized magic statue with his bear hands? LUL

[@grizzlle2275]

Ah, yes, put Garen, which is someone that has fought ACTUAL battles, on "i could beat him on a good day"

[@omniken2494]

He has alot of assassin's and legit fighters on 50/50 or a good day XD man's thinks he can beat akali in a fist fight

[@alitaher003]

The Yorick Theme kicking in as you reach Vladimir is perfect. Also Yorick is literally the last surviving boy of his entire island. I'd put him between Skarner and Amumu.

[@ragnarok9594]

Also Skooch Anivia: "PUNCHING ICE SUCKS" Blitz: "WHO GIVES A S#!T IF HES METAL?" Zed: "Armor makes it a little tougher"

[@kevingbergiste7372]

Olaf is mad that he can’t die.

[@jhonnylee6685]

the thing is if skoochie fights lore olaf: Olaf will do one of the following 1. send him flying with a fist 2. butcher him 3. ignor him until skoochy botherd him enough and butcher him if he fights ingame olaf : juggle more axes than draven while donating e true dmg and any dmg taken is sustained with w and ''grapples'' denied by ult

[@codebracker]

You don't need to kill him, just beat him up

[@gokcenefebayar3062]

*Tryndamere

[@naiRISE766]

@@gokcenefebayar3062 For some reason Olaf is the one that doesn't die in the lore.

[@gokcenefebayar3062]

ラファエルRISE What the...

[@Hylofear]

in the cinematic jhin bows because it's part of the performance. he only looses three shots at Camille, so his fourth and most powerful shot is still ready. As he bows, his shoulder gun is pointed right at Camille.

[@lokigamer9236]

half of the roster being supernatural trained since birth fighters and assassins: exists skooch: i can beat that dude

[@CyberneticSheep]

Thank you for sparing my baby boy Kog’Maw, Skooch.

[@youssefnouira3016]

If there's anything I learned from this video, it's that skooch is a little kinkier than I thought

[@Myll.o]

vs Malphite: 18:10 "Its a mountain, just choke the top" LMFAOOO

[@Eru-Ash]

Just Skooch getting an excuse to say he could beat up all the champs. Love it

[@sunwukong5791]

It's a mountain just, climb it with a rock and break his ass was my favorite pick

[@emanuelstornello8009]

Morde would take you to a place where gold medals are made of chocolate and chocolate is made of street crime

[@tmarcz9800]

Skooch: Yeah no I could choke a 60ft statue (Galio) Bruh this man really saying he got a 60ft vertical

[@alitaher003]

Galio is more like.. 300ft...

[@neonmagician5988]

21:43 “it’d be like getting jumped, but one of the guys is a bird”

[@danieltorresgonzalez462]

"Can't sleep Willump in front of Nunu" Cracked me up

[@jdhilde8871]

I adore how the rules were no one gets preperation. But all of his I would beat them arguments are based on him being prepared for the fight.

[@supaonyxian]

"zoe is kind of a nice guy" HOLD UP NOW WHAT

[@kalimbers1475]

Ah F*ck It's A Trap.

[@ihaveagreypfp5351]

Well, come back to LOL champion spotlight! Today we are talking about Skooch (The Streetfighter) Lore: Nobody knows much about Skooch except that he likes beating cats that fly on books and that he may enjoy v*re. Passive (Dark alley): If Skooch is unseen for 5 sec. he becomes invisible and his next attack is enchanted with a 5 sec. silence Q (Mating sounds): Skooch makes a mating sound that will attract the closest whale that will give him a shield for 3 sec and double his def. 07:37 W (Karate kid): Skooch kicks the enemies knocking them back. 16:20 E (What do you do if they are invisible?!?): Skooch spins and will detect any enemy that is invisible in a certain area. If Skooch finds an enemy he will spin and kick the enemy and knocks them back. 29:25 R (I will beat his ass!!!): Skooch beat the enemy ass! The enemy will be transformed into a toast bread thing and a giant hand will crush them dealing magic damage. 10:08

[@DexDexter0]

Someone with talent needs to animate this

[@VidmasterJRFZF]

I lost my absolute shit at "Fizz? Not even close" and the salmon just gets obliterated.

[@GPazeTT]

My boy skooch thinks he can handle a bear, but little he knows that bears can play piano, can you play piano skooch?

[@RB-xc9wg]

Read the Sona story... if she has her instrument you just get torn to shreds... Her story is legit one of the most gruesome in the lore