This is how new MPs spend their first day in parliament

[@jackcullen9345]

They forgot to show the free bar.

[@molybdomancer195]

There is a bar but it isn’t free. Rumour is it will be closed by the new government

[@Simonj2109]

Same as their last sleep, eat, get paid, lie, and retire .

[@arindamkumar7725]

The statues and paintings are just magnificent

[@cal401]

Thats nothing look at chatsworth house now that is something special

[@MaureenMarshall-c5d]

And just as lifeless

[@popski3226]

Nigel first day and he already delivered the best speech of the day in the commons. 👏👏👏👍😂 Go Reform uk 🇬🇧

[@MCB-se5pj]

Waste more money ? £50 each breakfast expense allowance!

[@DavidHalfordsLane]

“Customs and courtesy of the chamber?” That’s a laugh. Where is the trough for the snouts?

[@edinguy9585]

Learn how and where to claim expenses and find out how they can employ their wives and family as office staff ,then claim for hotel expenses as they are away from their constituents then go and have lunch at the free restaurant in the commons.

[@jonbradbury3843]

They eat dinner and get drunk for free because the public pay for them to do that every day

[@amitabachan5923]

Same goes to MPs in Malaysia, we're just following what the UK does. #commonwealth

[@maxturner3604]

Get as pissed as lords in the free bar!

[@MatthewPreston-el3cq]

On their first day? Fill out their expenses form.

[@Jingho]

That building is magnificent

[@weejackrussell]

It's in need of restoration as it's falling to pieces, it's also overcrowded. Not enough rooms for everyone to have an office.

[@Endeva09]

​@@weejackrussellthey don't need individual offices, think about the average office based job, very few would have individual offices.

[@davehadley3567]

Usually voting themselves a pay rise.

[@emanuel1940]

MPs dont have a say on how much they get paid.

[@deanjames2476]

​@@emanuel1940they don't need to vote on a payrise ipsa won't go against the people that pay them they are bought

[@thesheperd7567]

Handed a slip to put their first bet on.

[@shmookins]

Fascinating. I wonder how they do things in Congress. Surely some of the principles are the same for new members.

[@cptjeff1]

With Congress, they don't take office for two months or so, so there's a little more time for training. They do a week long orientation session. Covers all the same basic things, where things are how on the campus, how to manage your DC and district offices, the Library of Congress briefs them about the research resources available to them, they get to claim their office space (order via seniority for everyone else, and lottery for new members), crash course on rules and procedures.

[@notjustforhackers4252]

Open an off shore bank account.

[@TheFreeAgent2024]

That's probably what members of the US Congress do on their first day

[@kyx-001]

Cayman Islands here we come!!!

[@andaddplus]

did u vote REFORM?

[@kb4903]

That’s for Tories.

[@laidbackkodiak]

Nah that can't be right as nigel did that way before now.

[@Jytami]

I think this shows why rituals are so important and represent culture so well. One might say "it’s so outdated!!!" But no, this clearly an old tradition being repeated every election cycle and I think it’s beautiful (Greetings from Germany)

[@cal401]

It would be beautiful if it wasnt corrupt

[@robertcarroll9409]

Fill in next week’s expenses?

[@weejackrussell]

Claim back for duck houses and cleaning the moat!

[@tomcrown9546]

Same as they do every other day. Sponge as many expenses out of the public purse as possible whilst doing as little as possible. Nice!

[@bobikdylan]

Farage won't need a guide to show him where the subsidised bars are.

[@alcazarugerio]

*Order!!!*

[@queeg6473]

15 large scotches and the dinner menu

[@rogueriderhood1862]

Make sure they know where the toilets and bars are.

[@colinlock-lv9vv]

well if their muslim cant drink, cheap drink at their bar and good food but cheap while people with normal jobs have their sandwhiches made at home with a can of tizer in lunch box because cant afford anything else. luxury job with luxury perks, mp scandal

[@John-du6ec]

​@@colinlock-lv9vvmy mate is,and she does but she doesn't tell her mum .when she goes to Blackpool with her whatever cousin and aunt/uncle..just cocktails tho

[@stevebarlow3154]

@roueriderhood1862 That could be a problem for new female MPs. I don't know whether it is still the case but a few years ago there were hardly any female toilets.

[@ednajohnson7915]

How sad to read the comments and realize the depth of cynicism . No way to live a life. Lighten up folks, kindness and positivity equals wisdom. We are all fellows in a similar ship.

[@paultopping7413]

I would guess getting their expense account sorted out…..😂

[@karinisaksson1961]

i mean yeah having a place to live is probably nice and stuff

[@craigsmith5221]

A Welcome pack 😂😂

[@jesusiscomingbacksoon3384]

Reform uk our only trustworthy hope!

[@carlpierce2486]

worst of a bad bunch

[@nevrobinson8530]

Read up on all the scams and benefits they can grab,not forgetting the huge amount of expenses like a packet of crisps,pack of cards to play patience with etc etc

[@paulqueenan178]

Get taught how to be corrupt

[@cyrilgoodman2101]

Talking about MP's like they are 10 years olds.. 10 years olds who are playing with our lifes

[@mohamad4609]

Same as they do when supposed to be representing the working folks who's money they just love spending,F all

[@MaureenMarshall-c5d]

They are all at the bookies betting how low they will make us. Rabble

[@petergray862]

The same as what they do everyday nothing

[@horatiohuskisson5471]

Wayne owes me £5

[@minimobilereview6570]

Sweet naff all as usual

[@sophiegale2536]

Absolute sheep.

[@paulrickett4402]

It must be like winning the lottery. Snouts straight in the trough.

[@DBProductions12345-m]

Nothing changes, its just the same thing every time we have a election

[@ahmadabdelmawla5405]

Gonna be fun with Nigel Farrage on board

[@Liverpoolboy01]

Same as they will do for the rest of parliament, feather their own nests !

[@oranjethefox8725]

Some poor civil service worker is now stuck with Nigel Farage as his "buddy"

[@patriciasanderson2171]

Yeah, some might say it’s the Islamists now in parliament who are a worry but no, keep your head up your arse.

[@Perseus7567]

Lucky* civil service worker.

[@callumBee]

@@Perseus7567 Unlucky*

[@nwpgk8166]

​@hawk_ness He at the very least is an interesting character. I guess it depends on their beliefs too...

[@SwatantraNandanwar]

Well done to the Harlow MP Chris Vince. A new boy to the House. Good Luck!

[@petelosuaniu]

Democracy in action. Wonderful to see new people in there ready to represent their people. People in other countries are still fighting and dying for their right to live in a democracy

[@alanfrost4661]

See how they can increase their bank account by abusing expences

[@steve-fb1pz]

Same as they do for everyday F all

[@BrianMartin-ph7pt]

How do new MP's spend their first day in parliament? Looking at their two free properties, trousering the £60K of taxpayers money they get to "furnish" them, get the insider tips on which company is about to be awarded a big Government contract and invest their zero interest loans accordingly, then a nap, then a 6 course taxpayer funded dinner (with taxpayer funded drinks of course) then a few months on holiday, then 4 day a week for a few weeks pretending to be an MP.

[@ianmelzer]

Inside new MP's heads as they look around: "Don't mention Hogwarts! Don't mention Hogwarts!" "Buddy" guiding them around: "A lot like Hogwarts, eh?" New MP nervously smiling: "Yeah. I guess so."

[@fathanfachri]

Meanwhile, MPs in Malaysia:

[@johnmatthews6960]

Working on the best ways to look busy whilst doing nothing.....

[@queeg6473]

Fill in their timetables and cover all their posh books in wallpaper...

[@BoredomIncarnate1]

Absolutely nothing, like they do on every other day.

[@Hanking-Warry]

SFA, much as they do the rest of the time.

[@theguitardude5613]

Move their coat onto a lower peg if they're getting their haircut and not going home for the weekend.

[@huwgrossmith9555]

Given the number of seats is less than the no of mp's grab a seat and glue a name plate on it 😊

[@cardwitch91]

It’s like the first day of school or uni

[@johncollins3391]

What they do every day FA.

[@barttrznadel1547]

****All😂😂😂

[@kb4903]

People moaning on here clearly don’t realise all MPs are not the same.

[@chrismantonuk]

They’re all human, aren’t they? Human nature doesn’t change.

[@PatrickEdwards-en2kz]

What do they do on their first day ??? TAKE ON BETS TO SEE WHAT PARTY CAN BULLS💩💩T the public the best ??? VOTED REFORM STOP THE BOATS !!

[@Devel0_pers]

they dont go to westminister, they go to the east

[@aleccap5946]

100k a year plus perks jolly old boys club

[@Mark-kh1ny]

Starmer may need to remind everyone that his dad was a toolmaker and his mum a nurse……

[@badenburns9765]

🥱

[@Mark-kh1ny]

@@badenburns9765 exactly what I think every time. Doth protest too much….

[@GamingWithJas-ff4yf]

Lets see how our new Government gets along in 4 years. We are putting our country in your trust Labour, don't take this lightly.

[@kelvinsparks4651]

What mp's do on their first day is the same as they do the rest of the time , f all .

[@paulmullan6893]

Nothing

[@wotsits7874]

whatever the WEF tell them to

[@xinma6034]

Like a actor

[@SL89999]

Attend HR conduct training?

[@sondoobie1987]

Good old WEFminster.

[@duncannapier318]

Even more delinquent than the last flock of delinquents. Sheep in sheep's clothing as Churchill would've said. 👍🇿🇦

[@duncannapier318]

PS. Don't forget the welcome pack and catering facilities..

[@QueenSephy2002]

Interesting

[@sdx773]

Please don’t do that hideous speeded up juddering walk again. Otherwise I enjoyed the video.

[@x2c_music]

Like a horror film

[@kosamui]

Reminds me of Hogsworth ! 😂

[@direnova6284]

Hogwarts ?

[@xavierhucklenbruch1798]

Getting lost?

[@juliawigger9796]

If only.

[@chaphidoesstuff]

cant wait to see Farage vs Starmer

[@John-ou4rm]

Farage, Galloway, Corbyn.... All giving him grief and holding his feet to the fire... Cripes!! Galloway didn't get re-elected!!

[@Max-gb3ze]

@@John-ou4rmdon’t think galloway will be doing that made 😂😂😂

[@jasonkoch3182]

That encounter is highly unlikely except in the most serious of circumstances. His party has 5 MPs. He's never guaranteed a chance to speak when the PM is in the chamber.

[@jasonkoch3182]

@@John-ou4rm the chance of Farage and Corbyn getting an opportunity to address the PM is slim. They'd have to have a question selected for PMQs because they aren't guaranteed anything.

[@John-ou4rm]

@@jasonkoch3182 Fair enough, but let's see if the media allow airplay for their counter views. It will be interesting to see whether Labour can and will push through legislation, they certainly have the numbers

[@DeeLee-p8c]

What utter bilge

[@leebryant8803]

F all

[@PRAWDATOJEST-vd9eq]

United Kingtom return to the European Union 🇪🇺 and Join the Schengen area

[@das5813]

They have to make sure that there's no tory imposters trying to sneak back in .

[@eugdee7293]

The current crop of Labour MP will email Tel Aviv and wait for further instructions from their handlers.

[@juliawigger9796]

Oh like Starmer has already had instructions from DAVOS

[@wilbur1884]

DID-JA KNOW DATT DAVAYE ALUTTA PROUD IS NAULT ALUTTA PROUD ANYMOEWAE OVA AT DEE OLE NAULSTEOUS OF DAMNED OLE DAYOOH'S 😮

[@Jaywolf271]

Ugh. I'm gonna go watch something more interesting...

[@wheatamongtares777]

More like go to the palace and trade alchemical secrets with the king, join the knights of malta, learn the vaticans mysteries, dress up in lamb skins, and get excited about the upcoming crusade… lamb beast of Revelation 13 = knight orders, 2 horns =jachin and boaz…

[@truckerfromreno]

Imagine how many qorans they will need when they swear in the new labour MPs.

[@Liverpoolboy01]

Off

[@roycook2908]

Open new bank accounts, and spend the next few years filling them up.

[@garyking9623]

Sweet FA

[@Horwitz86]

Betray the working people