Skyrim but I'm a Chef (gone illegal)

[@DietJoov]

Ended up having to audible into doing this rather than the fish challenge on short notice. This run is incredibly dumb, but I had quite a lot of fun with it. If you like nonsense challenges with crime, bugs, and the occasional monotonous grind....or if you just like making fun of The Food Network...this ones for you

[@Spoodabandit]

Or if you like making fun of how slow Joov is at his quests this one is MOST DEFINITELY for you it’s my favorite part even and it’s my favorite thing to clown him for than his skinny jeans or sometimes bad hair even though Joov is the most beautiful hooman

[@DrAngryMongoose]

Yes Chef

[@kijabifilms7264]

Game manager skill set, high intelligence build

[@HarlequinNymph]

Skyrim, cooking, and Joov all in one 6 hour video. Absolutely but on a side note yes I would 100% haymaker my ass if I ever saw my younger self.

[@ghostfinger6341]

Skyrim but he cooked

[@johnfiveash9459]

I can’t wait for “buying every house in Skyrim but I can only chop wood”

[@deroachmotel7576]

I can see that

[@richardmundlin9033]

I think this is too limiting. Where is the need, or room, for innovation? ... Maybe build every house with a different limitation? ... Can only buy materials?

[@freddiewithrow822]

This is a good idea

[@nicosilvestro9739]

Ahaha

[@Jayrah7]

Or change that to "Can only do hard manual labor." Allow things like mining, fishing, farming. Maybe add some mods that make that more interesting.

[@nyxknight4151]

AT this point, we need a counter for how many times Joov ends up killing Benor

[@pisscvre69]

genuinely was upset he didnt load LMAO

[@joshuawiener5003]

Benor slipping off that cliff to chase an egg does not count because it wasn't directly Joov's fault. Did he try to grab the egg? Yes. Did it roll off that cliff directly due to his actions? Yes. But Benor made that choice and he dealt with the consequences. He did NOT need to get that egg for Joov.

[@blkcatsasha]

Joov is my favorite. Especially when he's just Joovin' around being Joov Joovingly.

[@tygates4301]

8:44 Bretons are named after a real celtic language / ethnic group in modern-day france! Specifically in the region of brittany. Breton names in oblivion are also very french inspired. So yes Bretons are french. It's also fair to say they're irish. (or british, or celtic more generally. i'm really trying not to be pedantic)

[@octavianpopescu4776]

I think initially they were meant to be a sort of medieval England and France mix. You're right about the actual Bretons, they have French names now, but if I recall correctly they were more... English in the original games.

[@tygates4301]

@ we’re not in any disagreement lol

[@KaiKai-d1w]

I'd like to mock you for taking five hours to make a bowl of soup, but I remembered it takes me 2 and a half hours to make onion soup irl

[@anannoyedpanda]

Comments like this make me thankful my fiancee babysits me in the kitchen to make sure progress is made 😂.

[@pisscvre69]

onion soup inherently does take a long time tho LOL

[@M62s]

To be fair onion soup takes very long

[@Whateverimlate]

47:46 **teleports behind you** Nothing personal, kid

[@azureking2980]

Is it bad I just want to see a stream of him picking a role, like a fisherman, and fish all day and sell his haul? See how long it takes to buy a house? 😂

[@michaelburke9137]

But until he gets a house he has to stay in an inn.

[@quesott6600]

Also needs to be in survival and needs to cook with only his catch

[@azureking2980]

Yes to both of these. Lol

[@pugthemaster8]

Martha Stewart picking a vampire's pocket, getting sent back to the slammer, then getting out and breaking into the vampire's house in a revenge plot to get them killed by a horse might be the best hallmark movie of 2024

[@eepy.stawbie]

Martha Stewart, vampire hunter

[@natashah3687]

I'd buy that movie.

[@raynorzeraph953]

thonnir getting absolutely folded on the first hit was comedy gold.

[@BornRemaining]

The mod I use that makes food viable at all levels also makes them completely distinct from potions. While a healing potion heals its sum instantly, my modded food heals for however much health per second for w/e its duration is and sometimes has small buffs and/or a little magicka/stam regen on the side. A lot of dishes heal 15hp per second for 30 seconds, but there is a lot of variation. There's some really good stuff that's 15hp per second for 90 seconds, roast bear for 25hp per second for 5 seconds, etc. I'm running TheDinnerThief's Food Overhaul, Skyrim Food Expanded, Food Overhaul - Survival mode compatibility patch, Market Food Stalls - Fully Stocked, and Vendor Tweaks - Food and Cooking. All of this together 100% changes everything about the food in game to make it viable w/o being broken. Keep in mind that it still can't replace potions.

[@Searly255]

If you start this vod and wake up with a few minutes to spare then you've had a good sleep. 6 hours lets go

[@MrEvanNoyes]

This is actually my plan lolol

[@anyoldthing]

This was one of the best streams I've managed to catch. It was so much fun to watch. Thanks, Joov. After rechecking the stream, I was right. I would have felt so bad if I had commented after someone else, so I had to check. If I were actually playing, I would never have lived through that cave. That's why I watch Joov, and he has nice people in his community, although because I'm 61yld woman I feel weird sometimes because I type slow and don't know some Lingo also I'm too slow to answer people in the chat so I'm sorry if your one of them.

[@sunshowers3838]

Hell yeah, old lady gamer! Don't worry about your typing speed.

[@MahikanArcand]

47:54 jorvic has ultra instinct

[@healthkitt]

So excited to see Joov discovered the Realm of Lorkhan start mod! It's one of my favorites. I hope he can use the 'join faction' area in it for a future playthrough gimmick someday.

[@snowblindNomad]

So this is what Martha's doing while Snoop's in Fortnite....

[@LoneStarX]

Should have called her Morthal Stewart.

[@gheorghemosneaga5975]

*Steward

[@dead_buttons]

Thanks for shouting out "The Rain Formerly Known As Purple." It was a great listen. Somehow reminded me of "Heavyweight" by Infected Mushroom, albeit lighter and more relaxing.

[@natashah3687]

This was hilarious and I hope to see more of these fun challenges, they're the best part of this channel but they aren't overdone and it's great. Happy Joovember.

[@fredblues7175]

Poor Benor, after what Jon (MaTN) put him through, are you sure he is ready for another relationship? Never mind, I guess he wasn't even up to a brawl!

[@gheorghemosneaga5975]

>Jon (MaTN) Who?

[@fredblues7175]

@@gheorghemosneaga5975 ManyaTrueNerd

[@leam1978]

this run has been incredible so far. janassa, the bugs, and the creative solutions make this great.

[@smallsonline]

Holy shit. I'm fucking dying laughing at Thonnir just getting ass blasted in one hit. 1:57:19

[@timmyhunt1539]

I feel like the real challenge was to make as little progress without chat noticing

[@seriouslydepressedproducer2894]

Missed opportunity for "Chef Bezos" :( Felt so right.

[@smokestack_lightning_999]

The master chef

[@SimplyNotReally]

As a chef this is one of the greatest videos you ever could make for me. Thsnk you so much chef vool

[@zarahandrahilde9554]

Really should have gone with a nordic translation of Chef as a name. Cus skyrim, you know. Which would be KOKK, btw. Chef Kokk.

[@GuntWastelander]

I learned this from Robbaz lol

[@zarahandrahilde9554]

Im just a regular house kokk but i have a friend who is such a good kokk that he became a fairly renowned head kokk, with a whole team of kokks below him

[@SerCalliope]

She'd be Chef Chef?

[@CuteyHead]

47:45 WHAT WAS THAT LOL

[@TheLifeOfDeekek]

the title alone got me in the mood to cook, so i made this cheesy rice pilaf kinda thing, too much onion and red pepper, but damn good

[@leam1978]

5:37:25 nightshade and blue mountain flower make a fairly expensive damage magicka regen potion, and are super easy to come by. other ingredients such as blue butterfly wings also work.

[@clobzz]

47:45 He knows, he knows youre from the outside world, and he must be too, i mean did you see how he teleported out of the way of your swing?😂😂😂😂😂

[@Shroomlet]

2:09:38 you tried so hard to do this exact thing in a more serious challenge, eventually deeming it impossible. It’s hilarious that you did it so effortlessly as Martha Stewart

[@aerix1188]

Joov you should try SimonMagus’ cooking overhaul. It essentially accomplishes what you mention early in the vid about harder to obtain but more impactful food.

[@ChikoonLeigh]

Remember, MARTHA. Martha Artha Rtha Tha Ha Artha

[@user-et6rz8qy4c]

Ha. When you asked what is the best way to whiterun, my brains auto-filled thought "through fire an flames"

[@AndreBehnan]

Hey joov, If your still using the improved camera se mod you are able to edit your FOV permanently by hitting shift + ins. You can edit alot of values with the FOV and you dont have to ever use the console for fov again.

[@xedalpha1]

From the book of Joov 3 : 12 "An enemy is just an ally who hasnt killed you yet."

[@michaelburke9137]

Should have started in Cidna Mine.

[@Spoodabandit]

Joov countin to ten taking his agonizingly painful sweet time😉 to do his quest of the mighty game of hideth and seeketh

[@Beespank]

2:17:10 I’m sure other people saw but that werewolf was labeled as a vampire which makes it even more perplexing

[@BroIDK892]

I really liked this because one of my more recent characters is a vampire chef build with an absurdly powerful fork and knife

[@infinity4738]

Bolatro was great to watch Joov do more of it

[@Duendito]

Movarth’s Lair was brilliant!!! 👏👏👏👏👏

[@gheorghemosneaga5975]

Ok, now I want an indie GTA-clone where we follow Martha Steward's journey from celebrity-influencer to jailbird to street-thug to crime-lord-celebrity-chef. 😢

[@C0365086]

I gotta start sitting in on these streams so I can backseat Joov i'm like screaming into the wind - lure the thugs into the vampire lair!

[@C0365086]

Oh good, the community's got me

[@alexisasheep6554]

My uncle had that same kind of covid scare, was on ventilators and got helicopter lifted to another hospital. They had him induced in a coma for quite some time to lessen the burden of stress and he had to do rehab afterwards but he made it through. He had some crazy coma nightmares tho.

[@jamieh1847]

I watched a scary movie and it was too scary so now I gotta play some Joov to calm me down.

[@eyelessmartian6928]

You can get the amulet of articulation for a lil bit of armor and I think it will fit the character since Martha Stewart seems good at talking

[@SilentiumLitwicks]

I can’t escape jon taffer I’ve been watching every episode of bar rescue for the past week I can’t freaking escape I just wanted to watch Skyrim

[@Phiavueni]

2:11:57 this made me laugh until I was snorting, top 3 Joov moment. Lmfao😭😭😭😭😭

[@kijabifilms7264]

Joov sounds like me rockstar and Bethesda games

[@xedalpha1]

Can't wait for 'becoming king of Skyrim by marrying the widow'

[@adamg0451]

Some major Joov lore was dropped on the Raw Twitch footage... shame it got cut from the VOD version...

[@mattdillon8958]

Enlighten the vod poors with your ancient wisdom

[@blubberfish123]

Living for the 6 hour Martha Stewart stream

[@Seven-ko4hx]

and today I learned joov was a guitar hero player

[@gr8stginge185]

Oui chef

[@thunderandreign]

im so stoked for this, one of my skyrim playthroughs was a gordon ramsay roleplay

[@matthewchandler7845]

1:58:36 Common Snoop Dog...Smoke out that vampire nest.... (>.

[@Mahqio]

19:24 then 20:00 - Glad he caught my chat. I thought it was a good one too haha.

[@BodeWinsGames97]

That foam thing is correct, if the foam dont releases on your cup, they release on your stomach, making you get bloated. BUT, it doesnt help with hangovers, the alchohol content stays the same.

[@baldxiao]

Joric said "I understand it now"

[@smokestack_lightning_999]

So we got the teaser of without leaving morthal. I think if joov continues the without leaving for the smaller cities it would be interesting to do the surrounding areas given they are outside not in a separate world space like whiterun. Otherwise the smaller settlements will feel the same.

[@Aceship]

You missed the opportunity to play with the play as a gourd mod and be gourdon ramsey

[@Christopher_Gibbons]

Oh, I freaking love realm of lorkan.

[@wiktorLicht]

I almost died laughing after Jenassa slooowly disappeared xddd

[@cerestrial8591]

Six hours??? We’re being FED

[@totallyrealname6376]

This is probably the eighth or ninth video I've watched of this dude where he talks about farting on an Italian plane

[@arcimpulse8254]

I think your build would benefit a ton from COC'ing back to Realm of Lorkhan and getting Open Palm. Equip the fork in your left hand and you'll be doing 11 damage instead of 1.

[@Spoodabandit]

Joov collab with Martha Stewart coming soon!!

[@gheorghemosneaga5975]

Oooohh, I hope, I hope, I hope!

[@VegaNorth]

Makes me want to dupe Wylandriah’s Spoon and Ysgramor’s soup spoon

[@SparrowwithaMachinegun]

I woulda gone with flames spells and a dagger. But Just a fork is good too :D

[@azamatkenzhekhan]

Honestly I have no idea who is Martha Stewart, or other some American only jokes or personalities are, but Joov videos are so entertaining idc about it

[@verneve]

I think Zenithar would be the most suitable deity for Martha. With her level of influence, she must be a businesswoman at heart.

[@Aceship]

How does Zenithar feel about embezzlement and tax evasion? Is that seen as savvy practice or is it frowned upon do you think?

[@smokestack_lightning_999]

Don't forget the cardinal rule. Don't get caught

[@Phoenix-Drake]

For anyone using showinventory to view npc inventories, a simple thing to use is just inv. And to add items to them use the cheats you would normally for yourself minus the "player." in the command so additem.(code) (quantity) equipitem.(code) to give npcs outifts, this also helps when mods cause a npc to for some reason fail to wear their default clothing, it works for Fallout 4 also I sometime have to redress the Diamond City guards. 😁

[@MoonlitTheft]

... Should've picked jail every time she got caught for something and then added a 'jail count' :'D

[@rpkez8257]

They will rename the town Marthal after you're done here Joov

[@GnomeAndHalflingEnjoyer]

1:15:00 The worst one was a Pirate themed bar, where the ONLY thing they had going for it was the aesthetic of pirates. And they completely removed all the theming. Toning it down? Sure, the service was suffering from people acting rude or stupid and blaming it on the pirate act, but completely removing it? What's the point anymore?

[@TheophilosPorter]

Don't knock the balatro vid. That was my intro to the game, got me to buy it, and now I have 188 hours in it.

[@Spoodabandit]

AND IF ANYONE DOESNT KNOW MARTHA WAS A BOP BACK INNA DAY

[@MrEvanNoyes]

Yay I loved this one we gonna sleep good tonight

[@abbysmith5422]

love the white sweater joov

[@RobotTwinkie]

Annoyed at twitch for not notifying me for a 6 hour stream. Damn it

[@supermelon928]

If you can console command one person to dress like a chef you can do it to everyone in Morthal

[@VileAmbition]

Holy shit wait I recommended this 😂

[@olivermay7552]

The way you pronounce “ethereal” blows my tiny mind

[@goodleshoes]

Love this idea wow.

[@totallyrealname6376]

"I found this new mod called realm of lorkan" laughs in 8 year old mod

[@borat_]

Joov i would love to see a pokemon style run where you capture enemies in some sort of ball and throw them out to fight your battles

[@Zetrix125]

yay realm of lorkhan arc.

[@smokestack_lightning_999]

9 point poison. Just 10x your damage 😂

[@elfpuffs1353]

Skyrim but you can only use your left hand

[@gheorghemosneaga5975]

when?

[@smokestack_lightning_999]

I can't believe you nerfed yourself by not having the kitchen knife. You could of done a whole point of more damage.😂

[@RH2993-r8s]

I feel like Martha should be allowed to use the Shiv.

[@nahriman3009]

Thanks to all the people in chat saying Hi, feels like we VOD watchers get to go to the cinema over a red carpet

[@SingersSkyBlue]

Breton is French hense the breton shirt, bloody frogs 🐸

[@kanetodd43]

Please do a Tale of Two Wastelands video! I would love to see you play that!

[@DietJoov]

I want to try and get this setup and some point !

[@thefloodwatch785]

@@DietJoovits not as hard to do as youd expect

[@gheorghemosneaga5975]

@@thefloodwatch785 too bad some of the patches act up. I installed the unofficial patch and it still gave me broken locations (namely Bethesda Ruins and Eulogy Jones's Pad).

[@parkerlarson6692]

Bretons are literally French Breton is a real life group of people

[@TheBreadBasketOfficialOfficial]

5 hours later, 0 recipes completed

[@VelverosaVelaryon]

MORTHAL STEWART

[@colinmalott1270]

2:13:00 this is peak joov