Skyrim, Disrespecting the Blades for 48 Minutes

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[@TheLaughingSimon]

Which member of the crew needs counseling the most?

[@renaigh]

Fannybones

[@ScarlettJae]

Sven 😂 Poor man was cowering in his mother's house!

[@Anubis_Moon]

Probably Sven.....poor bastard has been naked for far too long

[@Anubis_Moon]

@@ScarlettJae Dammit, you said it first

[@yoonglebellz]

For their own sake- Anneke, she's got so much potential to be great, but instead she contents herself with *this* For everyone else's sake- Derkeethus, he runs and hides from almost all enemies but attacks a non hostile civilian in a prison cell? Psychopath. Lydia is kind of like Anneke except she doesn't really have much going on between the ears so I think she's happy enough running forehead first into whatever wall the captain points at, and Sven would make the counselor miserable just by looking at him so he's banned. This has been my analysis, thank you for listening.

[@stovesalamander1325]

"I don't remember getting in trouble in Riften!" sir, you murdered half of Ivarstead-

[@TheLaughingSimon]

oh yeah...

[@linda-0587]

Why did I read this in TheRussianBadger’s voice…?

[@phoneaccount3434]

Sven running home to his mum was priceless!!!!

[@AutumnSwift2]

Then Simon having to lie to her about why her son is naked.

[@dimo2081]

you know it just hit me, if you play oblivion, the way you act and the way you sound (with the scottish accent), you are literally Sheogorath

[@thewerewolfofwaggawagga8818]

sheogorath is irish

[@Autumn_Actually]

Who's to say he isn't already?

[@Autumn_Actually]

@@thewerewolfofwaggawagga8818 The voice actor switches between Scottish and Irish accents on a whim. He's not really a person, his voice is arbitrary.

[@justinspeaks.1652]

@@Autumn_Actually Which is quite fitting when you think about it. *Of course* the god of Madness switches accents randomly.

[@Furuchooo]

Imagine if he is the skeleton of the Hero of Kvatch, by the end of the Shivering Isle he is Sheo too XD

[@StoriesFromSkyrim]

Getting to the end of the video I started wondering how a skeleton was going to do the blood seal.... Good job you had Mirak there 😂

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I completely forgot about the blood seal! Glad I had Miraak on hand or else I don't know what I would have done 😅

[@StoriesFromSkyrim]

@@TheLaughingSimon I'd forgotten the 'password' when I got there this last time. Fortunately, the Blades are pretty transparent.

[@madameghostie]

If only there was a backup bone meal seal.

[@CokeinaPepsican]

Reading this comment before the video loads and I’m confused the video loads and I understand but out of context that is hilarious

[@pandaru9915]

hitting miraak to unlock the temple was priceless lmfao

[@Rymdpandan]

Using a blunt weapon to draw blood was the best part.

[@beeplk7290]

Captain acting all shocked about his Riften bounty like he doesn't remember his first visit to Ivarstead lol.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

👀

[@GamerXenith]

I always enjoy how the Captain tried to do things the right way at first and is accepting complete chaos by the end 🤣

[@TheLaughingSimon]

There's only so much chaos a man can fight.

[@haleypoluchuck9752]

Who else senses a "Dragging Delphine to talk it out with Parthurnaxx" video coming?

[@Jimmyvdpost]

It happened😂

[@firstmatesassy5500]

Good to see the Captain Fannybones' patented "bonk people in the face until they fall down" method of combat again. Never fails to crack me up. Much like his enemy's faces! 🤣

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Blunt weapons are the king of VR combat.

[@carn114]

The stolen potato came rolling down a mountain to rest at Cap'n Fannybones' feet. He wondered why it was marked as stolen, but just shrugged, tossed it in the pack, and moved on. If he had waited a few more seconds, the panicked and likely very injured owner of the potato would have come tumbling down the mountain as well.

[@MalusDB01]

5 on 1 slaughter of the torture victim, then proceed to shit-talk him for getting surrounded 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Shocking crew behaviour honestly. This isn't how I raised them!

[@MalusDB01]

@TheLaughingSimon clearly miraak corrupting the crew from within

[@Tinkertown-x9z]

There must be an Aedric god of Shame that Sven serves. Friggin' Sven...

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Brutal 😂

[@Rune_Scholar]

That RP friendly way around the blood seal was clever.

[@CL-lx2pm]

The smile that split my face just by hearing the Captain's voice, my goodness. Delphine is in for one hell of a ride!

[@enderwatcher8240]

1:40 " that's a table you pointed at" not even 2 minutes in and I'm already dying

[@Warrax85tp]

Well now we know where the inventory space for trolls is located now 😱

[@emeraldkoala2]

Honestly I laughed harder at that part than I probably should've.

[@themonsterundermystairs4272]

gonna be honest, i have never seen an assassin that wasn‘t after me

[@TheLaughingSimon]

That says a lot about you.

[@Nerad137]

This is the proper way to treat Delphine.

[@RIH80]

I refuse to believe you didn't plan the dragonborn blood bit when you made Miraak a follower.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Just a quick bit of improv! Although I nearly didn't take Miraak along for the adventure (because of the disappearing problem). No idea what I would have done without him 😅

[@NeptuneTart]

A few things: -- Yaay, more Scottish Skyrim! -- Bollocks to Delphine, she's a fanny. -- I'm as Scottish as they come, but even I'm not trusting a Scotsman who says, "help has arrived, pal," in that tone of voice, ESPECIALLY if there's a fucking dragon somewhere! Only two minutes in and I'm thrilled to see you back! :)

[@TheLaughingSimon]

How dare you

[@rhysparker6120]

Cant lie flying into sky Haven temple on a dragon is sick as hell

[@KT-Buf69]

KZbin has done a good job bringing me to this beautiful, Scottish, VR, Skyrim insanity. As an American I was proud I got the "I think we might be the baddies" reference. And I understood pretty much everything. Scottish is the best English accent. Skyrim has taught me this

[@oh_sweet]

4:50 "the dragons.. cause they get to be back.." is just so genuine

[@deathby1808]

“We put it in a big pile and roll about in it. That’s what I do with all the Patreon money.” 😂😂😂

[@LabMatt]

I'll never not find the way the NPC lady says "it's attacking" hilarious

[@TorbjornTheGGViking]

The Skies of Arcadia music is a great touch, every pirate can benifit from that soundtrack

[@krimzenlp]

I just went to the Hall of the Dead in Windhelm and found an adoptable girl that’s a Skelton. Immediately thought of Captain Fannybones having a daughter that looks like him 😂

[@Faithknight3]

I think 99 percent of your problems with random attacking and not being able to talk to your companions is because you have bounties on your head. You should pay the towns, like riften etc, or do the old Pay gold bounty command or something.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Also Miraak keeps setting everyone on fire I don't think that's helping either.

[@AwesomeJellyBean]

@@TheLaughingSimonHe can’t help it he’s Very Confused since it’s been like. 4000+ years since he’s been on Nirn. “But where are all the Snow Elves? Who is Talos? Where is Atmora?” Oh, Miraak, love, I don’t know how to break this to you...

[@beeplk7290]

I keep coming back to rewatch this one. So many gems of comedic improve and chaos.

[@stanleyyelnats1940]

this felt like i went to scotland took 2 pounds of acid and went to a rave

[@thenameyoudarenotsay2181]

It's been too long Simon missed your chaotic Skyrim world lmao Now what do we have here the blades this is going to be fun😂 😂

[@akaicedtea6236]

"Occasionally they take their heart out and replace it with an apple or something." Lol

[@akaicedtea6236]

(Red Eagle was truly passionate about preserving heirloom produce in the Reach.)

[@TheLaughingSimon]

@@akaicedtea6236 He put the culture in _agriculture_

[@Snacks50p]

Just found this channel and have been binge watching them. You should really have more subscribers. This is great.

[@sunnybunny3803]

I’ve never lost Esbern or heard that line from Delphine before… I didn’t expect to see new vanilla Skyrim stuff from this series. Incredible work!

[@dima_keller]

The crew so far: ☠️ 👶 👸 ⛏️ 🦎🐉

[@OmegaChase1002]

Is sven the baby 😭

[@dima_keller]

Yup

[@brandonowens282]

18:49 Hadvar's like, "Cap'm ye smellin' like troll ares! Wash ye boones!"

[@daisukeakihito9832]

I don't believe I would ever watch an excessively scottish skelington having a proper gav in skyrim, but now I know I needed that experience in my life.

[@ONIBetaV]

"Not that kind of business." Great. Now I'll never get the cursed image of Delphine and the Captain... well... you know.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

There's a bone joke in there somewhere but I refuse to make it.

[@faffisalus4347]

I don't remember what we did to the fine people of riften *flashbacks to killing all of Ivarstead*

[@TheLaughingSimon]

There has been so much death and chaos since then it all blurs together

[@edenweber6568]

This has brightened up the last quarter of my work day. Thanks, TheLaughingSimon (p.s, the laughing crew is too far gone for therapy)!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

That's what I'm here for! The brightening of your day, not the therapy. We both agree it's too late for therapy.

[@truncatedGrip]

this was a perfect end to my day, the slaughter of innocent npcs cheered me right up! many thanks captain my captain, and honourary mention to derkeethus' bloodlust and sven missing his ma

[@TheLaughingSimon]

This seems to have been Derkeethus' and Sven's breaking point.

[@truncatedGrip]

im impressed they held out this long tbh!

[@anthonyeaves4145]

Sven had a golden opportunity to retrieve some clothes from home and he didn’t 😂

[@mariblue72]

He really does enjoy being naked!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

TOLD YOU

[@daviscampbell9020]

The blades say they serve the dragon born but only lounge around in Sky Haven temple & boss the dragon born around & talk down to them. Captain funny bones please kill them when they ask you to kill Path.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Funny story the crew actually managed to kill Delphine during the first dragon fight despite her being essential. It crashed the game, but it was funny to see.

[@daviscampbell9020]

@TheLaughingSimon that's unfortunate. You can console command their essential status away. The don't even put up a real fight. However there bodies are locked in the cell /Sky Haven. So I'll leave up to you captain on how you wish to ... prop them.

[@pyromaniac935]

A life sentence? But he's a skeleton, hes already *dead*.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

🥁

[@Nottyastro]

I laughed so hard when Darkeethus said "TIME TO DIE" and then slaughtered the poor prisoner.

[@JemicaRibbons]

petition to get thelaughingsimon to bring inigo the kajheti into the crew

[@davidradloff-licht]

Oh my god the troll's bum bit 😂

[@eddycorny3556]

Being back in the solitude prison with the crazy lady was so nostalgic to the old adventures

[@WastedPot]

I’ve never really watched someone play Skyrim in VR and your ability to grab npcs with your hands and manipulate them is hilarious.

[@lonelybiscuit4886]

I believe the people of The Rift still remember the Ivarstead incident in Season one...

[@TheLaughingSimon]

So much chaos since then I completely forgot about our rather unique trek up with 7000 steps.

[@theangrygazebo6224]

Any time a new episode comes up, I want it to never end.

[@SotiCoto]

Something I discovered a while back: With the VRIK/HIGGS/PLANCK combo you can do unarmed damage with spells equipped. Like when you got the glowy spell-balls in your hands, if you need to defend yourself in a hurry you can just smack enemies.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I wonder if it counts towards unarmed experience. Would be nice to give unarmed a real purpose.

[@SocratesFlesh]

When you slapped Delphine in the head I nearly died laughing. Thank you for that, I feel better now

[@quirkymender0953]

This is one of those channels where you wonder why the channel doesn’t have over a million subs.

[@ravensfaire8542]

Good thing Miraak was there to bleed all over the seal XD can't wait for the next season.

[@kaivoisin7715]

using Miraaks blood was about the most sensible thing I've ever seen happen on this channel xD

[@TheLaughingSimon]

It only took over 100 videos for me to do something smart 🙃🙃

[@kaivoisin7715]

@@TheLaughingSimon and we love ya for it mate xD always be you!

[@TheEmeraldWeirdo]

Oh, God, I can't remember the last time I've laughed this hard!

[@dave_yarders]

I'm having such a difficult time and seeing this video pop up really helped me get through the day. Thank you!

[@Tinydancerrrrrrr]

Glad to see Miraak has fully joined the crew!!! :D

[@CreepyT]

stickin yer paw up the troll crack is one of the funniest yet and thats a hard lot to follow

[@Wanderlust2430]

New season? Time for sven to get some boots or gloves!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

He got a hammer does that count?

[@HexonDevelopment]

Does everyone prefer the Blades? I always go for the Greybeards because they don't force this shite on me and i felt like that was the popular opinion but now i get the impression that it's the other way around.

[@SunflowerLilypad]

Nah. I go with greybreads every time especially after delphine asked us to...kill partysnacks. :(

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Pretty sure everyone hates the Blades, at least Skyrims Blades. One of the least popular characters in the game and Esbern VS wise old dragon bestie. An easy choice to make really.

[@HexonDevelopment]

@@TheLaughingSimon True dat!

[@Anonymousrando-uz9sn]

Well... that's one major city that'll never try to arrest Fannybones again.

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Can't get arrested if there is no one left to arrest you.

[@armchaircivilian3076]

i think you might have sold me on buying VR just to buy Skyrim VR and mod it to true silliness, sir :) Thank You!

[@TheLaughingSimon]

It's a pain to mod, but it's well worth the time put in. Good luck!

[@Urmeema]

finally a Skyrim KZbinr I can understand

[@Baconpotato710]

Counseling? They need a bigger bounty lol

[@Warpded]

Don't know how I got here, but I'm staying after this. Have a sub. I don't know how it could happen, but you and IAmCrusty would be absolutely hilarious together.

[@neroticobsession]

Captain Fannybones meeting Beesparkle/Moonglitter.

[@mTealeaf]

Simon with the impeccable timing. 😂 Thank you for not pretending to be a deaf-mute. 😉

[@TheLaughingSimon]

;)

[@P4nd41sL1fe]

I'm so excited. I haven't even watched yet, but I was missing some Captain Fannybones in my life!

[@nealc.6927]

Where did I lose it? "Ahm surrounded by jobbie water "

[@ecm84ee]

There is NOTHING terrible you can day to delphine.

[@BanjoJill]

I was just thinking about how much I didn't like the Blades and then this vid shows up in my reccs, so I thought, "why not?" and watched. Love this humor so much, I'll keep watching more of your vids. 🎉

[@Jmpmaster83]

Eager aren’t we? Lmao I died laughing

[@cobbil]

HOW does this only have 12k views? My roommate and I just spent the whole time laughing our asses off.

[@BanjoJill]

44:10 the reaction Delphine made was too funny.

[@JauntyOboe]

Can’t unsee Fannybones tickling the lower intestine of a troll tbh

[@CountessKek]

" You will know us by the trail of the dead" 🤭🤭🤭🤭😆

[@ForeverIndigoZing]

Reminds of saying, "it's still stealth if no one's survives to tell."

[@Volterrix]

Finally found a decent fellow Scottish Skyrim content creator 😂 well met sir

[@mTealeaf]

I think this one is my favorite vid of yours yet. I've rewatched it a handful of times already in the day since it dropped. It really shows the journey you've been on with the team, with their shotguns and armor (or lack-thereof).. and then w/ Miraak being there in the background shouting fire at everyone too is just fuckin' priceless. Delphine deserved it for sure for dueling the first dragonborn 😂 Also, Ivarstead is in the Rift... so think back to your first time up the 7k Steps as to why the Riften guards wanted your booty. 🤣

[@TheLaughingSimon]

I had totally forgotten about that!

[@darkblades1201]

"I told him to stop it and he stopped it" love it. Ign 10/10 would recommend

[@skulker2]

These videos have been absolutely hilarious. I can't stop laughing

[@dima_keller]

Is that... the start of the THIRD SEASON?! 🥳🎉🎊

[@regionaloutlaw9759]

Thank god we have such a lovely fellow for our captain

[@nightxsabbath]

Once had both a group of vampires AND a dragon attack me while at the embassy. Sheer pandemonium that was. 😅

[@Arkticus]

Ah you see, the issue the good people of Riften had with you, is that you're pirate! Can't have a pirate prancing on to the literal home ground of the Thieves Guild, now can you? Conflicts of interest and unwanted competition, and all that.

[@Niklas_N]

I cannot breath after witnessing Sven running home. Holy shit!

[@kasenrin3]

Love the Skies of Arcadia music ♥

[@TheLaughingSimon]

💙

[@taylorway8011]

Why did they kill homeboy in the thalmor dungeon??? Lmaoooo I’ve not seen that happen before

[@TheLaughingSimon]

The crew really snapped in this one I have no idea

[@R.E_WI.N.D]

How can Sven give you a tune if his lute is on the ship

[@soygaming69]

my god your content is priceless, keep being you

[@LinksBetweenDrinks]

Sheogorath giving Delphine a piece of his mind. Which that woman deserves. Steal my horn and have the nerve to tell me to kill big daddy Parth? The nerve!

[@jacobofcourse]

Yesssss, I've been waiting for this since the last one!!

[@dmacalpine353]

bringing Miraak to Sky Haven Temple seems so pointless. Until it doesn't!

[@madmanmac5392]

Simon as always put a massive smile on my face and make me howl laughing 😂 and that jump kill was epic 🤣🤣 keep doing what you do mate love the content 👍 glad your back

[@TheLaughingSimon]

Glad to be back 💙

[@tia7520]

I looked up a detailed map of Skyrim so I could figure out for myself why you had a Riften bounty. When I saw ivarstead was a part of the rift "Ah that'll be it" lol

[@Errorlaunch]

This guy kills me. I love the crew abuse 😂

[@rurukitty405]

The Captain is back! Raise yer tankards me lads and lassies! There be andventures!

[@elisabetta611]

OMG YES, my fave pirate captain has returned!!