Skyrim with Terribly Translated Dialogue (my goal is stupid)

[@Joov]

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[@Joov]

ALSO IM LATE BUT I'LL HAVE THE MUSIC PLAYLIST IN DESCRIPTION LATER SORRY IM VERY TIRED WAS UP LATE EDITING TALK SOON BYE LOVE U

[@Tuyrz]

@@Joovhi daddy i miss you

[@JM-mg4el]

I don't need some 1337 epic gamer browser I'll stick to firefox

[@RudiHartinger-hp7zc]

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[@lbgstzockt8493]

Firefox is better

[@samvimes9510]

_"You have to pay in advance to get the crack"_ That sounds completely on brand for a Riften guard

[@davemardrov777]

Sounds like a manslayer video

[@FormerlyBlue]

This is an abomination of a Skyrim video, and I'm glad to have been a part of it. Thanks for checking out our mod Joov!

[@TheHK_47]

Idk if its already there but is this on creation club?

[@wiimotecactus3124]

@@TheHK_47 it isnt

[@emeraldkoala2]

​@@TheHK_47 I sincerely doubt Bethesda would put Badly Translated Skyrim on the creation club.

[@DomCombatVids]

Is it on Xbox?

[@psyedk]

but why is everyone horny 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@blizzardthewizardlizard]

That doesn't mean you can't find good bread in the desert.

[@theodst9861]

I read this as soon as that came up in the video

[@hundvd_7]

By _Flour_ of all people

[@Sheeshening]

51:57 words to live by

[@reguluscummins878]

because of all the sandwiches there >:)

[@o80y1]

@@reguluscummins878the Starfield special

[@TalexTheLich]

"Are you ready to see the world as a deaf person?" Is probably the most random and intimidating thing someone can just say lol

[@readlater8962]

If you see the world as a deaf person you just see people all around you moving their mouths, not able to hear sound

[@Inexpressable]

​@@readlater8962 no shit, Sherlock.

[@yokaithedumb]

that'll imply that "are you ready the hear the world as a blind person" is also a valid threat

[@TalexTheLich]

@@yokaithedumb Could be genuinely worse honestly lol

[@lucienmoolman8017]

Ulfric Stormcock was probably the funniest translation I've heard

[@yeetosis9097]

"Alcoholic Tumors"

[@kaptanm_and_d5579]

That is Jarl Ulfric Stormcock to you!!

[@Maleketh42]

*Alfred and Stormcock

[@Ron_Jambo_]

@@kaptanm_and_d5579" Watch your tongue ! You are talking about Ulfric Stormcock, the True High King of Skyrim !" 🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@vlexonkol8466]

Ulfrim Stormcock, Sigma of Wilhelm

[@raynorzeraph953]

"both consciously and unconsciously. Do you know your problem?" goes hard.

[@georgehouliaras7239]

This is where the real game begins.

[@jacobjacobboi]

Mitten squad? 😢

[@therevenant40k]

May he rest in peace. We miss you, Paul

[@georgehouliaras7239]

@@jacobjacobboi Yes. RIP Paul 😞

[@razeguy9639]

This is where the real game begins

[@JackVice]

Rip Paul

[@AerialFrameworks]

The Dragon saying “conversation” just to unleash absolute destruction is so Skyrim canon

[@Stitch_666]

Bro I read this as it happened 🤣

[@manooxi327]

​@@Stitch_666 Tame Impala mentioned 🔥🔥🔥

[@lordkrythic6246]

"If you're going to give me milk, give me something special." Damn....

[@PieSauce1994]

Homelander ahh line

[@lucienmoolman8017]

39:56 I love how nonchalantly Dolphin transitions from telling you to kill yourself to WW1

[@Bram_Duin]

Esbren was a member of WHAT, Dolphin?!!

[@cinnibarbrenneka]

@@Bram_Duin Don't ask Esbern what he was doing in 1916

[@dono2926]

This is a crazy comment without context

[@TheGreatThicc]

​@@Bram_Duin he was a member of a Canadian rench raiding unit. That's why she couldn't finish, his crimes were *that* horrifying

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

Must be a HOI4 player.

[@Jamaso.]

“I wanna show you something. Just with my hands.”

[@ya_fbr]

just gonna skip over the "i love you" part of that quote? how shallow... /j

[@gobbo1917]

The genuine "..c'mon.." at the end of that segment is what really made me die 😅

[@lema0925]

the courier is feeling a little *freaky* after traveling from the mojave to skyrim

[@MagisterialVoyager]

If anyone said this to me IRL I would’ve run. 😭💀

[@JustAnotherPilgrim]

Funny thing is, that works surprisingly well as an alternate title for this video

[@SimplyNotReally]

48:00 The timing of transitioning from alcoholic tumors, to good bread in the desert, to Stormcocks was a fucking laughing gauntlet. Well done

[@Jailathorne]

i was literally crying 😂

[@optikalF]

Man I'm loving the green screen skits at the start of the videos

[@aamu3]

theyre hilarious

[@tylerjantzen7621]

Ulfric's flawlessly casual delivery of "Bit." to peace out of the conversation feels like some actual next gen slang.

[@Winasaurus]

I honestly thought he said "I put Skyrim between my legs, bet." in the slang way like saying "no cap" or something.

[@Swm9445]

One of the loading screens says Alduin is the best waifu. 43:48

[@Cheese-Whe3l]

I saw it and couldn’t stop laughing for some reason.

[@revilno]

37:28 in the words of slimecicle, “It’s called White run, not white float 10 feet in the air

[@collin4555]

> Potion of Develop Patience Me turning my face like a dog refusing a pill

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

When my grandfather was on his deathbed, he wanted to speak one final time with me. He said "You've grown so much... And become such a good man. Keep at that... and the world will become better around you..." and with his final breath, he said... "Confirmed...!" Rest in peace, grampa.

[@Kwauhn.]

KILL CONFIRMED

[@jinari1509]

Trimble!

[@underscoreben]

“I have a recipe for you, his real name is pendall” is a bar of unbelievable cookage

[@Winasaurus]

I like to imagine the letter to Camilla is literally just "Faendals real name is Pendall" and immediately she has no interest in him. Name reveals are the ultimate relationship killer.

[@rikstan15]

"That doesn't mean you can't find good bread in the desert." Wise words from Flour.

[@129140163]

49:04

[@powdermelonkeg]

"Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer" has no business going as hard as it does.

[@Stitch_666]

Rick moment

[@guy-]

I read that in my mind in Rick's voice😂 Mid episode but hard AF quote

[@Balen-]

@@Stitch_666rick friend

[@Stitch_666]

@@Balen- rick ross

[@benthomas5532]

44:16 Paarthurnax the therapist prescribing anti-depressants fr

[@kayalei30]

"your boos mean nothing I've seen what makes you cheer" is so fucking raw dude

[@prophylaxis24]

I’m forever going to mentally insert “Snake Dogs” whenever I hear anyone mention Dragons.

[@Winasaurus]

I thought they were talking about Nightstalkers from New Vegas for a moment.

[@AceWolf456]

43:18 I love this conversation. The game became self aware for a second and just had to be like "I don't understand what's happening either."

[@YunoTheFearless]

27:50 The way you folded “There is A Better Way” into the chest had me laughing so hard I fell out my bed, she really ate the chest with that one.

[@RhysOfTheGrove]

8:21 "I am better than what god sent me" Actually iconic!

[@stupidstutesman2444]

Yea I'm gonna start using that line

[@hundvd_7]

49:05 "That doesn't mean you can't find good bread in the desert" - Flour

[@propergander8374]

Krosis....cirrhosis....alcoholic tumors?

[@MagnumCarta]

You are Dragonborn because papa Talos got a bit too wasted one night...

[@brandoncolemire4220]

27:38 “ever wanted to punch an old lady in the face? Well, now you can.” I’m pretty sure that’s Floridas State Motto

[@reggiegarcia07]

“I love you sir” Thank you, I needed that today

[@QuintonCrisman]

“Are you ready to see the world as a deaf person” is the most threatening line I think I’ve ever heard.

[@Youraveragecultist]

“Ah yes… Jarl BIG BALL”

[@ri0tgh0ooul89]

JARL BALLIN’ 🕺

[@firstGrunt]

That horse was the living manifestation of " i didn't hear no bell"

[@peaceofcrap]

"BASED DOLPHIN?" made me laugh so hard man. I pretty recently discovered your channel but I really enjoy all your content I've seen so far. You've got real charisma and the challenges you come up with are so fun and creative. Hoping to catch a stream live soon!

[@revilno]

3:27 its named that because thats what every alcoholic would say

[@AquaticBlossom]

why is the 4th quarter of this vid slap so hard. i loved the first parts but i was crying from laughter in the 4th quarter

[@justinowens2077]

I haven't laughed this hard at one of your videos in a long time. Phenomenal stuff

[@mrnobody8294]

The random bar brawl fuckin sent me💀

[@IdiotontheInternet-o7q]

Came for the translations, stayed for Multi Melee man

[@raffiffar9873]

"How is it stored?" "in the balls" I died xD

[@abrownwhiteman7796]

Dude when I heard that I sighed and opened the comments. Lol

[@onionrangerduck7024]

What about 200g worth of "special milk" tho? 😢

[@thejuize06]

"Tell me"

[@sladevalen]

I did this style of build when lockdown happened and it was the most fun ive ever had playing an elder scrolls game! Dodging all the time to avoid losing your major buff from damage is such a high risk high reward style and i love it

[@harryemmott8597]

Loving the Skyrim content recently, such complete chaos but so watchable... This started off on the second monitor on the VOD channel and quickly became first monitor material

[@jinlee2737]

Love the higher production quality on your recent videos. Keep up the great work!

[@missmara4980]

Omg that intro alone! 😂 I would love to see more Joov edited into the game, this was hilarious.

[@0rangutann]

I swear half of all your videos is you fighting some falmer over and over again and I fuckin love it! Keep it up Joob!

[@pimmohs]

This might have honestly been the funniest youtube video I have ever watched

[@chancewoodruff7095]

This is what I imagine Cicero hears on a daily basis

[@danielwisell3836]

“I don’t know if I should hit him” talking about the goat on the road 😭😭😭 oh noooo

[@matthewchandler7845]

One of the BEST videos you have done yet! THANKS JOOVY!~

[@justinwoods535]

28:08, Rufus looking up at you like "What have you done!?" XD

[@dennissmith1072]

The interaction with that guard had serious "a girl totally flirted with me she just goes to another school" vibes. And then it turned out that alduin was trying to sell us on a timeshare the whole time.

[@RaggedVentures]

I like how the NPCs all "confirm" their own kills.

[@TheAlmightymidget1]

Absolutely loved watching these on the VOD channel!! So funny!😂😂

[@burkedigital]

This will be the first time I've ever watched an entire project from streams to main channel video! Love the work.

[@icyphoenix2401]

19:07 Octatio's recital is your friend, havent watched the whole vid but its one of my favorite ordinator spells. (Casts up to like 3 spells when you enter combat automatically)

[@pokesaurusinninjago9631]

Now combine this with door randomizer and a Loot randomizer and you have a ultimate Skyrim randomizer

[@manooxi327]

Holy shit I was gonna clown on u for buying the drop zone spell so much. I screamed in joy when u used it 😂

[@sweynskarilsen9105]

The production quality is growing stronger

[@Jailathorne]

Please do a part 2 of this… this is GOLD.

[@allenellisdewitt]

I kept yelling "the Wheels HUNGER" whenever their was a carriage kill. LOL

[@thetwo-armedman]

10:32 "If you're going to give me milk, give me something special." had me dying! 🤣

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

The bit where Ulfric says "It is a misconception that people should not smoke" reminded me of all those yahoos on youtube that say that keeping good posture is bad.

[@TheMajorWatson]

joov thx for the content. People don’t realize how much funny videos can brighten their mood.

[@Manwelllll]

Your videos never disappoint dude. Amazing video as always.

[@GumusZee]

I've seen the whole VOD. I didn't hesitate for a second to click this video anyway - for the edit. First minute in and I'm already glad I did.

[@whydidiwatchthis5174]

Go see a movie!🥶

[@MinnowTF]

It is a misconception that people should not smoke 🥶

[@generalpenultimo6502]

You must drink, you must drink!

[@dougyofficial8142]

Please let us know I am right

[@parma3925]

Omg. I just finished the vods for this project. Amazing

[@Whosaman0]

When Paarthurnax asked him “why do you want to know about garlic.” And then flew in a spiral directly upwards I lost it 😂😂

[@MrPhantomIXYT]

"Download unarmed hotkey" how about just pulling up your favorite menu (the best favorite menu when compared to any other Bethesda title) and just unequip your weapon/spell while time has stopped?

[@MrPhantomIXYT]

I'll answer for him because I already know what he'd say "it's for speed running purposes"

[@SaulFemm]

Your edits are insanely good.

[@SleepyKurisu]

IT'S FINALLY OUT! And I'm finally free enough to watch the twitch streams of the next Skyrim series let's gooooooo! At first I thought this was another mod but this one was still funny enough to be entertaining and the one punch twist made it all the better Maybe that's a future joov idea though because I've seen a mod (idk if it's open to the public yet I just saw it on a reel and that the guy got it made I think) where twitch chat can control what the npcs say

[@dominateeye]

7:07 Delicious, delicious American Airlines.

[@hotspidicey]

only a minute in and this video is incredible! the intro was so well done! as a long-time viewer it’s been awesome to see how your content improves and evolves over time

[@Noxlla]

Love sleeping to your VODS, man.

[@Dr.CrxweBeats]

Dragons can only be referred to as snake dogs from now on.

[@ForgieDusker]

youtube ended up reccommending me the vods that went into this video and it got me back into Skyrim modding, i'm not sure what specific mods were used for the monk build here but i ended up using Adamant with the Hand-To-Hand patch to replace lockpicking with "security" which includes pickpocket, and replacing the pickpocket tree with a new hand to hand skillset. I also brought in other minor mods like VioLens so i could see those sweet, sweet unarmed killmoves on every kill and a few tweaks to unarmed as a whole, like "5x strength on unarmed enchantments" (because what the fuck are you gonna do when you put a grand soul gem and level 80 enchanting into something only to get 15 points of extra damage?) and one that gives a few points on unarmed after winning a brawl. I think there's another that lets alteration Flesh spells increase unarmed and block effectiveness, and part of the moddded skill tree allows "shell" spells (temporary protection from a single element) to apply that damage type to your fists, which combos spectacularly with the Apocalypse magic mod and Ocato's Recital within. had alteration maxed real damn quick my only trouble so far has been trying to find an animation replacer mod for the unarmed attacks that works with 1.1170 or whatever the current AE build of skyrim is. everything i see only shows off the third person animations and doesn't mention anything about 1st person so i can only imagine it's exclusively for third person anyway

[@moon_wizard1250]

It's the first person animation overhaul he mentions at 15:00

[@SkyBlueFox1]

Honestly, the machine-translation's whole obsession with WW1 references is really fascinating to me. Like, if I'm remembering my history classes right - in-between WW1 and WW2, people referred to the former as simply "The Great War", because of how widespread and destructive it was. The term "World War" didn't come into use until after WW2, and once it did, it completely supplanted the earlier "Great War" moniker. So the machine-translation recognized the phrase "The Great War" showing up all throughout Skyrim's dialogue, and assumed it was referring to WW1... but because nobody's called WW1 "The Great War" in decades, it just replaced the phrase outright. And on top of that, said references made it through all those repeated translations, from language to language to language, mostly-intact. There isn't... really much to take away from that anecdote, but I do find it to be a great example of how weird and wonky machine-translation really is.

[@michaelclark09]

"Alcoholic Tumours" is a sick heavy metal band name

[@greyshepherd3456]

Something about Mudcrabs screaming obscenities will forever be hilarious.

[@tommeakin1732]

1:43 What a Limmy reference 😂

[@maxauz99]

I absolutely love when you release the video. And I can't believe you worked in the good bread in the desert quote, that was legendary

[@Kerfurs]

Ulfric is very right and in no way wrong 👍

[@MagnumCarta]

It was not the punch that killed Alduin. It was the alcoholic tumors.

[@Zack-d3u]

“He knows violence against women” made my stomach hurt

[@onyx2187]

This is amazing. keep doing what you're doing. Exactly the kind of humor I was looking for. don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing

[@The-Blue-Knight]

"In the balls" I spit out my water lmao

[@jasperalvaushi4528]

"Yeah I'm Chibatta beat your ass dude, get the freak over here." Just had me rolling, and at this point I don't know why lol

[@yungsigurd]

small chair 💅

[@Sad_Clown6969]

I love your channel and the work you put in these vids, it’s really goofy and one of the only things that’s putting me in a better mood, thank you

[@CanisMythson]

Consecutive normal punches

[@JandKDuo]

Joov and his team are amazing, i watched live this entire run. Great job Joov and team!!! Tell me.

[@tommeakin1732]

16:40 Sin is stored in the balls

[@taducky2460]

I’ve been working on 100%ing super Mario Galaxy for the past few weeks so the random Mario music made me feel like I was tweaking lmfao

[@brodyk2618]

4:44 the search is crazy

[@surelylune]

this is so funny i fell asleep watching a joov video. i wake up and apparently you uploaded literally minutes after i fell asleep

[@sobertillnoon]

43:50 alduin is best wifu.

[@zacedwards8828]

woah you have come so far. i absolutely love the intro on this. i literally sat playing skyrim watching this

[@AB-gh5be]

1:09 okay, i gotta object to this rank mischaracterization of the tumblr skyrim community. anyone who's actually spent too much time there could tell you the only sexyfication mods they're downloading are targeted at the land's bountiful population of middle-aged men

[@ratpatterson8953]

Ummm real tumblrinas like our sexy men ugly