Slam of the Fates (Quad City DJs vs John Williams)

[@RedRoninIX]

"You were supposed to slam the Sith, not jam them!"

[@MrBeaux]

+Red Ronin IX "From my point of view the dunk is evil!"

[@Razormindsplace]

+MrBeaux "It's over Jordan ! I have the Slam Jam ! !"

[@Hawwwlucha]

+Red Ronin IX *jam with them

[@inshrektorgadget1546]

+Red Ronin IX YOU JAMMED HER AGAINST ME!!!

[@GamesPerJustin]

+Inshrektor Gadget YOU HAVE JAMMED HER YOURSELF!!

[@OscarGreenworth]

It's literally a space jam

[@DachampsterStudios]

i spit out my drink

[@OscarGreenworth]

good

[@justinliang9215]

YES

[@infentdegree2117]

NO

[@valzalel5203]

.... *ironic* ....

[@Fargodeep]

"You're either on my team... or the bench!" "Only a dunker deals in absolutes."

[@lotrfan1996]

ahahaha!

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

YOU WERE THE MVP! You were supposed to get us to the Finals, not leave the playoffs win-less!

[@lotrfan1996]

well he did lead you to the finals, jordan just dunked him like a mad n00blord

[@Mor1adim]

Fargodeep I can't contain my sides in this moment. lotrfan1996 hackee is a nooblord

[@damariusgriffin]

😂😂😂

[@koopasquirtle8343]

"I dunked on them all. Not just the men... the women and children too." -Slamakin, Dunk Wars Episode 2: Aslam of the Jams

[@inshrektorgadget1546]

+KoopaSquirtle that sounds very wrong...

[@jaydee6805]

I've never read so many slam/jam puns in a single comment

[@andrewlance3898]

Slamakin Skyslammer

[@nicks4802]

Slamakin Dunkslammer is my favourite

[@RTU130]

O

[@knife_brandisher]

Princess layup

[@NeroHEX]

underrated quality

[@kingchickenwing4887]

How on earth does this comment not have more likes XD That's really creative

[@CallMeWack]

"I felt a great disturbance in the Court, as if millions of slams jammed out in terror and were suddenly dunked."

[@ticklezcat5191]

CHAOS DUNK!

[@Akiraspin]

Slam leads to Jam, Jam leads to Dunks, Dunks.... leads to the hoops. - Jedi Master Jorda

[@trica4675]

Let the shaq fu be with you

[@froddobaggins]

Akiraspin Jamming is a lie, there is only slamming. Through slamming, I gain points. Through points, I gain the advantage. Through the advantage, I gain victory. Through victory, the hoops are broken. The b-ball shall free me.

[@MangaSt]

Anakin Slamwalker: Is it possible to learn this Dunk? Emperor Ballpatine: Not from a Jedi.

[@liaminator4950]

Dew it.

[@reviewreaper8508]

*Not from a jammer

[@privatetrash2810]

Slamakin Skyballer*

[@justshidded2749]

Jamperor Ballpatine*

[@AB-vw8wz]

OBI: I have the high ground Anakin: I can jump higher..... and SLAM!

[@WhipplyWorld]

"You do not know the power of the Dunk Side."

[@ericwells7690]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@commanderwookiecopc806]

"your all clear kid, now lets dunk this hoop and jam home"

[@Akiraspin]

"I *must* obey my coach"

[@lordcthulhu1609]

I expected a dank meme,but I didn't know the power of the Dunk Side, and now this is literally not just one of my favorite mashups but one of favorite songs ever.

[@PhoenixWrong_]

Han dunked first

[@mechaman3736]

Phoenix Wright no jamdo slammed first

[@eldigan431]

Macdunky

[@dashiethebunny]

"Shaq, we'll figure it out. We'll use the slam!" "That's not how the slam works!"

[@commanderwookiecopc806]

Space jam: the dunk awakens

[@liaminator4950]

Star Jam: The Slam Awakens.

[@luckyc4t110]

Slam Wars: Dunk One

[@chasechute1491]

g33k_ d4sh We'll use the free throws. That's not how the free throw works!

[@danielharris6687]

HE HAS CONTROL OVER THE REFEREES AND THE POINT GUARD, HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT IN PLAY

[@DinoPuncher]

"Charles BarKenobi never told you about your father's game." "He told me enough, he told me you slammed him!"

[@Amatugold]

"Jam with me, and we can slam the NBA together, as FATHER AND SON!"

[@AlrikMetalhead]

"No, I am your Baller."

[@inshrektorgadget1546]

Darth eVader: Juke, *I* am your baller Juke Skyslammer: FOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUULLLLLLL! Darth eVader: Search your hoop, you know it to be true Juke Skyslammer: THAT'S IMPASSIBLE!!

[@GreyPikmin334]

Slam Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Baller Slam Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Dunks Slam Wars Epsiode 3: Revenge of the Jam Slam Wars Episode 4: A New Hoop Slam Wars Episode 5: The Jampire Dunks Back Slam Wars Episode 6: Return of the Jorden

[@djfeole]

and dont forget. the Malone wars

[@EmperorXCIX]

You sir are a genius!!

[@PBJKasugano]

Slam Wars Episode 7 : The Jam Awakens

[@GreyPikmin334]

Yu Narukami The update is appreciated Slam-rade.

[@PBJKasugano]

GreyPikmin334 May the Slam be with you.

[@ImmaLelouch]

Mos Eisley Space Court, You will never find a more jamming place of dunks and free throws. We must be cautious. - Obiwan Jamobi

[@Alex-ji6ob]

ImmaLelouch Perfect, just perfect.

[@havoc697]

ImmaLelouch Who's the more foolish? The slammer? Or the slammer that follows him?

[@Boss949]

Dunk Vader: Where is Padme? Is she safe? Is she all right? Slamperor: It seem in your anger, you.... dunk her.

[@ElekiSerket]

Hahaha, I can imagine Anakin being so angry that he uses the force to slamdunk Padme into a hoop.

[@inshrektorgadget1546]

that sounds very dirty...

[@spindash64]

[unholy ear bleed version of half time buzzer plays]

[@turntable2]

Emperor Jamatine: "Dunk it."

[@TheDoctorGnome]

+revolverswitch You killed minor leaguers Slamanakin!

[@Demospammer9987]

Slam Jamwalker

[@turntable2]

Slamnakin Skyballer.

[@BurakkuInferuno]

Count Jamku fighting Slamda in Slam Wars Episode 2 The Dunk Wars.

[@bartholomewthundercatiii3484]

*Jamperor Ballpatine

[@Maximillian1329]

Luke Skyballer Obislam Jamobi Chewdunka Han Slamo Darth Ball

[@SupremeMitchell]

Princess Lay-up

[@LightStreak567]

Hahahahahahaha!!!

[@crow5141]

I'm Ballba Fett , you may have heard of me.

[@VincentPrice111]

I prefer Slam Solo

[@LightStreak567]

I'm Jambo Fett, Ballba Fett's father

[@MrBeaux]

[The Emperor strokes a basketball on his armrest] "You want this, don't you?"

[@liaminator4950]

Do it. Take your ball. Slam me down with all of your dunk.

[@xDaTrooper70x]

I don't like this Slam. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it Jams everywhere."

[@liaminator4950]

(Insert Lenny face here)

[@chuckdahchicken1700]

No words

[@docsouls130]

Absolutely beautiful comment

[@koopasquirtle8343]

"Now THIS is Slam Jamming!" -Slamakin, Dunk Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Rebound

[@TheRealKazberry]

One of the best comments.

[@conradojavier]

"There has been a Dunkening,......Have you felt it?"

[@wormaheldharrier3122]

"I'll try dribbling, that's a good trick!"

[@liaminator4950]

FOR THE LAST TIME, SHAQ. Dribbling is not playing.

[@VoodooRaisins]

Slam, or slam not. There is no jam.

[@PhobotechNG]

I'm afraid...the court will be QUITE OPERATIONAL...when your team, arrives. (looks at the basketball) You want...this..........don't you?

[@McBehrer]

***** You don't know the power of the Slam side of the Jam!

[@TheTrueMerrio]

***** Michael Obi-Jordan never told you what happened to your father...

[@paperbag2410]

Why do I even read the comments on these things. They pretty fucking hilarious though!

[@handsomebrick]

Obi Wan has coached you well. You have controlled your slam, now release your jam!

[@LeoUchiha812]

"YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING JAMS TO THE COURT, NOT SLAM IT!"

[@SkipperFilms]

"The Slam... Its calling to you... Just hoop it in.."

[@Salnax]

Now shoot Anakin, shoot!

[@434haloman]

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN BALLER! IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD DESTROY THE VISITING TEAM, NOT JOIN THEM!

[@BloodiedDoomguy]

"Don't Jam Slamikin, I have the high Court" "Do not underestimate my Dunking" "You were ment to Slam the dark side, not Jam them" "The Slampire is Evil" "It is the Jordei that are evil" Post your Slam Wars quotes here......

[@Legoguy9875]

"You were my player, Slammakin! ...I loved you!" -Coby-Wan KeNeil, Slam Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Slam

[@BloodiedDoomguy]

+Legoguy9875 Good Slammakin, Good. Dunk it, dunk it now

[@rirah365]

JAMMER, UNLIMITED..... JAMMER !!!!

[@BloodiedDoomguy]

+Rid R YOU WERE THE ONE WHO WAS TO BRING BALANCE TO THE COURT!!!

[@inshrektorgadget1546]

I have UNLIMITED OVERTIIIIIIIIME!!

[@blacksun3884]

Episode I: The Phantom Player Episode II: Attack of the Forwards Episode III: Revenge of the Slam Episode IV: A New Half Episode V: The Slampire Dunks Back Episode VI: Rebound of the Barkley Episode VII: The Baller Awakens Episode VIII: The Last Jammer Episode IX: The Rise of Jordan

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

Episode VII: The Jam B-Wakeens

[@conradojavier]

+Blacksun388 Jordan One Jam Slamo Movie Barka Fett Movie

[@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG]

Slam War: Jam Unleashed!

[@inshrektorgadget1546]

+Blacksun388 Episode 1: The Phantom Mascot Episode II: Attack of the Kobes Episode III: Rebound of the Sith

[@AJ_Tauros]

What would Rogue One be?

[@Minizor27]

Don't Dunk it Slamakin! I have the high slam!

[@LemonRush7777]

You underestimate my game sense!

[@Khrene]

FeanorBR You were the first pick! It was said that you would end the ballhoggers not join them! Bring balance to the team, not leave in dunkness!

[@yingerfeltonboi654]

Don't dunk slamikin! I have the high court!

[@KajiTetsushi]

I've been waiting for you, Kobe-Wan! We meet again, at last. The center circle is set. When I left you, I was but the dunker; now I am the baller.

[@theunholyviper]

Rip Kobe :(

[@superxavxii421]

Kobe-Wan goes hard af

[@user-to1fg8iz1s]

This song literally goes with more things than Guile's Theme, doesn't it?

[@GaleSilverwind]

ImperialAce710 (VA-546-1) Guile Slam.

[@user-to1fg8iz1s]

Naruga Kuruga I really want to see what that would be like, now...

[@GaleSilverwind]

ImperialAce710 (VA-546-1) It exists ;)

[@Saiyan0X]

ImperialAce710 (VA-546-1) SpaceJam powers Guile's Theme, just like it power up C.Falcon's Theme.

[@LemonRush7777]

ImperialAce710 (VA-546-1) Like Yin and Yang, they are both parts of the same b-ball.

[@UberCharger56]

A long time ago, in a stadium far, far away... SLAM WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOOP It is a period of civil war. Rebel slamships, striking from a hidden locker room, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Jampire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Jampire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH BALL, an armored basketball with enough power to destroy an entire court. Pursued by the Jampire's sinister agents, Princess Lay-Up races home aboard her slamship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her team and restore freedom to the stadium...

[@dukenukem7323]

First to comment, Yay

[@diegobunuel2746]

Slam or do not, there is no try. Jordan you're my only hope. Lebron, I am your Dunker! Thats no hoop, its a dunk hole! Use the jam leborn. Aren't you a little short for a slam dunker?

[@alice989]

Diego Bunuel "Now this is slam jammin'"

[@BatWing_the_Penguin]

Lol that last one tho

[@BatWing_the_Penguin]

You were supposed to fight slams not jam them!

[@OrionoftheStar]

"Don’t try to frighten us with your slamtuous ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient game has not helped you jam up the stolen balls, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebels’ hidden court--" "I find your lack of dunk disturbing."

[@raymundturner1140]

The game is strong with this one

[@KujouCh]

0:00 - 0:15 "Joordaaaaaaan, a duuuuuunk. Jooordaaaaaaan, get the baaaaaaaall."

[@Sspyca]

You win the Internet

[@Mor1adim]

Cannot unhear

[@Alex-ji6ob]

Sodairyu *table flip* Tell me when the internet is gone.

[@PantsMasterPlays]

Everything about this comments section is the best thing

[@froddobaggins]

Slammakin Skydunker

[@Doomshroom8]

"A powerful Monstar you will become." "The Dark Slam clouds everything" "You want to go home and rejam your life." "In my eyes, the Toon Squad is evil."

[@sgtpieman]

You know, this kind of makes me want a Space Jam styled Star Wars movie. I mean, Jedis playing Basketball! That sounds awesome. Get Lebron to show up to help the Jedi as the plot, then he turns to the dark side. It's perfect.

[@liaminator4950]

Yes, it's just as perfect as Episode 1 and 2 combined.

[@clogman01]

revolverswitch xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. de d d. dking. d. d dd

[@marvalcomicsfan123]

+Liaminator episode 1 was a work of art when compared to episode 2 which is the worst of the prequels.

[@LemonRush7777]

Only if Barkley sits upon a throne dressed like Palpatine in the bleachers.

[@TehStevz]

Mike Quon Jam: "... He will bring slams to the court."

[@bigeyedben2057]

The Empire Strikes Shaq

[@TheDoomCupcakes]

THANK YOU!

[@RamonTheMighty]

Obi-Jam: Only a Monstar deals in absolutes. I will dunk what I must. Slamakin: You will try!

[@ZorotheGallade]

(Two points under, Ball bounces off the hoop, end siren) *NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo.....*

[@ramiljavier1399]

Look at the slams. Look at them Anakin.

[@ramiljavier1399]

No one has yet looked at the slams :(

[@ZenVybez]

Mattateus Javier I did...

[@ramiljavier1399]

KazaDroidKai YES

[@Doomshroom8]

IT'S OVER ANAKIN, I HAVE THE HIGH JAM!

[@liaminator4950]

YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY DUNKNESS.

[@Doomshroom8]

Liaminator DON'T SLAM IT

[@Doomshroom8]

Liaminator BRING BALANCE TO THE GAME, NOT LEAVE IT IN OVERTIME

[@liaminator4950]

YOU WERE MY TEAMMATE, SLAMMAKIN. I JAMMED YOU.

[@BepisJones]

Poe Slameron JM-2187 Highthrow Ren and my personal favorite BBall-8

[@SmarkusAurelius]

Space Menace Attack of the Jams Revenge of the Slam A New Ball Barkley Strikes Back Return of the DJ

[@Vado]

that last one killed me

[@liaminator4950]

The Slammin Awakens.

[@SmarkusAurelius]

***** Fuck thats good

[@JCDadalus]

The Slam Awakens Rogue Jam

[@conradojavier]

The Last DJ

[@hypergamebleach02]

Han slamo gets dunked on by his son kylo slam.

[@liaminator4950]

SPOILERS.

[@justinliang9215]

Good... let the Jam flow through you... If you dunk me now, I shall return, more jammin' than you could ever slam

[@owenbennett9927]

XD

[@Mudkip971]

"Now this slam dunking." -Anakin Skydunker

[@liaminator4950]

I'll try Slammin'! That's a good trick!

[@mog_19]

"Good. Good! The ball is strong with you, jamakin Skyjammer. A powerful dunker you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Barkley" - Darth sidunker

[@Goro_Maj1ma]

I have brought slams....jams...and dunks to my new empire!

[@BatWing_the_Penguin]

YOUR NEW SLAMPIRE?

[@liaminator4950]

DON'T MAKE ME PLAY YOU.

[@nagitokomaeda2792]

In all my years of browsing this site, this is still my favorite comment section of all time. I find myself coming back to read it all time and time again. It's like poetry

[@Crashfan01]

"Your overconfidence is your weakness" "Your faith in your dunks is yours!"

[@r41k0n5]

A'ight. Lemme guess... SomeLuckyboy?

[@Force44]

"This is where the dunk begins..."

[@iamspeed4362]

"We will watch your career with interest"

[@tank7013]

Hahn slammed first

[@avboyyy2]

Slam Wars I: The Dunk Menace Slam Wars II: Attack of the Jump Shots Slam Wars III: Revenge of the Cross Ups Slam Wars IV: A New Ring Slam Wars V: The Bulls Strike Back Slam Wars VI: Return of the Dunk

[@marychheng6506]

Slam Wars VII: The Slam Awakens

[@SuperWardBros]

Slam Wars VIII: Release date: December 15, 2017

[@conradojavier]

NBA Council Members: Yodunk Micheal Jamdu Shaq Ti Kit Slamo Plo Hoop Obislam Jamobi

[@Wsnewname]

I want to play basketball to this.

[@millhouse100]

Holy shit, this is my new favourite thing about the internet.

[@bloodyidit4506]

I swear that some of the lyrics in the Star wars one are saying "BALLAAAAA! BALLAHA!!!!!!"

[@turntable2]

Obi Slam Jamnobi: "You were the chosen one! It was said that you would dunk the Sith, not join them, bring balance to the court, not leave it in darkness." -Actual quote from the movie, I swear. Don't look it up. Just trust me on this.

[@CleaverArchive]

I'm having a spiritual experience.

[@cozzaboyv3]

"Slamakin my allegiance is to the NBA to dunkmocracy"- Obi wan Jamobi

[@jaye23_]

"I slammed them all. They're slammed, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children too"

[@liaminator4950]

(Insert Lenny face here)

[@mog_19]

I felt a great slamming in the Dunk, as if millions of voices suddenly dunked out in jamming and were suddenly slammed. I fear something dunking has happened.

[@bluesummers5051]

UUUUNLIMITED JAMMIIIIIIING!!!!!!!

[@liaminator4950]

HENCE FORTH, you shall be known as Darth... Jammer.

[@reviewreaper8508]

@@liaminator4950 *dunkin' jammer

[@user-dd9is6iy9m]

"If one is to understand the great slam, one must study all it's aspects not just the narrow dogmatic view of the jam." - Emperor Palpaslam

[@fandomsrule6799]

Luke:No! I will never be a slammer like you! You dunked my father! Darth:luke im your father

[@mog_19]

The slamperor: In order to ensure our jamming and continuing slamming, the Republic will be reorganized into the first dunking Empire, for a slamming and jamming society which I assure you will last for ten dunking years.

[@therealm7s922]

We're doomed if the republic finds out our plan for the new stadium That's no moon, that's a basketball If you shall not join me Shaq, then perhaps Jordan will... NoNONO YOU SHALL JAM!!!! Slamjam, YOU will

[@chandlerisded]

"you're slamming my heart"

[@liaminator4950]

Because of Kobe-Wan?

[@julianbriceno6899]

My 2 favrite things at once the star wars prequels and space jam

[@HugoSoup57]

The Phantom Menace and Space Jam might not be very good movies, but they both gave us awesome soundtracks.

[@MartyrisBisclavret]

Believe in the slam, you must. To dunk the Sith, your destiny is. To jam, slam you must. Not ready to stop, the ladies are.

[@jefflee3911]

I saw Slamikin... Dunking younglings!

[@DaThnikkaman27]

Slam Wars Episode IV: A New Hoop-It is a period of B-Ball war. ReBall slamships, scoring from a hidden court, have won their first game against the evil Ballactic Jampire. During the match, ReBall spies managed to steal secret plays to the Jampire's ultimate weapon, the DUNK STAR, an armored space court with enough attitude to slam an entire planet. Pursued by the Jampire's sinister managers, Princess Lebron races home aboard her slamship, custodian of the stolen plays that can save her team and restore B-Balling to the galaxy...

[@giantdad1661]

"Ah, strong I am with the Slam Jam, but not that strong. Dunking is upon me, and soon, night must fall. That is the way of dunking. That is the way of the Slam" -Yoda Slammin

[@02iscringe55]

"it's over slamakin, i have the high dunk" -obi slam kenobi

[@WalrusQuake]

"I SLAM YOU!!!" "You were my brother Anakin... I Jammed you..."

[@vsGoliath96]

In the words of George Lucas, "We may have gone too far in some places..."

[@liaminator4950]

The only comment that isn't a spoof of the movies.

[@luckyc4t110]

This appeared in the suggested and a smile spread across my face.

[@heckyou6362]

Qui-gon got DUNKED!

[@Archwarder23]

"IT'S OVER LEBRON. I HAVE THE CENTRE COURT" "YOU UNDER ESTIMATE MY DUNKS"

[@Gregiathan33]

"We were bros, Slamikan. I dug you."

[@MrJonathon08]

"I don't like slams, It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

[@PandaJerk007]

What an epic remix :) I've been listening to a bunch of these Space Jam edits, but this is one of the first where I really kept listening the full way through!

[@sonicbhoc]

I told myself I wouldn't watch any more of these today. I was wrong.

[@jayrett]

POV: It's 2002 and your two kids are in their rooms watching two *very* different movies.

[@xVirtualPsychox]

But I was going to Barkli station to get some Slammer Converterrrrrrs!

[@slunt655]

These are not the ballers you're looking for

[@franklinturtleton6525]

I was hoping the very beginning you were going to make some sort of orchestral "Cooooooome ooooooooon.... aaaaaand slaaaaaaaam"

[@selectivepontification8766]

Franklin Turtleton "And welcooooome... To the jaaaaam..." Holy hell this needs to be done.

[@Gundamluverx]

"Your son was weak,so I slammed him".-Kylo Jam

[@liaminator4950]

(Insert Lenny face here)

[@m.shields1270]

Basketball with Jedi and force powers would be nuts

[@1whoDoesSimply]

Words cannot express how fucking awesome this is i just