Slamwalker

Smileton theme meets Space Jam
Catch me slamming on the moon.

[@RodieTheNightblade]

Ah yes, Ballingway. My favorite loporrit.

[@CerberusMalt]

You mean Slammingway?

[@SchrödingerKousae]

Don't forget Dunkingway!

[@danielgregson4780]

@@CerberusMalt I was just about to type this but i thought someone would beat me to it! Great minds think alike!

[@TwinIgnis]

how noone metioned Dribblingway? he made history on that match against the Zodiarks

[@kungfuvoodoo9889]

@@CerberusMalt Don't forget Jammingway

[@RidleyUwO]

“For those who’ve dunked. For those who can yet jam.”

[@hillmor8635]

FOR THOSE WE'VE DUNKED, FOR THOSE WE CAN YET SLAM!

[@Bongaboi151]

A jam best suits a baller.

[@AzureDrive]

Do not squander it. The alley oop I leave you.

[@elluimlinnias7273]

No more shall man have wings to bear him to the hoop. HENCEFORTH, HE SHALL JUMP!

[@WanderingNerd21]

🤣

[@obligatorylynx308]

Remember when I said "I want everything to slam. Including myself!". I meant it... - Jamdaniel 2021

[@smashi4088]

lmao

[@Chumbaniya]

Courts that stretched on forever. Hoops one could dunk in. The heartbeat of basketball, silent yet strong.

[@Bongaboi151]

@@obligatorylynx308 Not sure if Meteion, or SLAMeteion..

[@LainLain7]

THE ‘93 FINALS FAITHFULLY RECREATED

[@Scootapuff88]

The starting lineup overturned!

[@EnuoAkatsuki]

THE SLAM HAS COME AND IT WILL BE BEAUTIFULL

[@dianauwu1312]

INSTRUMENTS OF TRAINING, TOLLING THE BUZZER OF ALL CREATION!

[@Andyjoe522]

ALL OF THE COURT, BEND TO MY WILL!

[@HexaSketchi]

BALLERS, BECOME FRESH!

[@ChrisBabaganoosh]

I really liked the twist ending where Barkley and Jordan had a slam dunk contest at the edge of reality.

[@Hawwwlucha]

The literal chaos dunk

[@Crowens]

That and the sound of Sweet Georgia Brown...

[@Dracobyte]

Also featuring Godzilla.

[@SpicyPotatoe]

A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES

[@Brave_Cross]

That’s not INaccurate…

[@sanguis_aeternus-x]

A test of your reflexes! *breaks ankles*

[@Bongaboi151]

"Will you live to see overtime?" -Zodiark

[@SprDrumio64]

I knew it. This court still has secrets to tell. Take care, my team...

[@pokemondude45]

Your ankles are MINE FOR THE TAKING!!

[@Estheriam]

Although I gave you wings to slam the jams, I never gave you balls to dribble. So loathe was I to bind another Baller to the court.

[@CerberusMalt]

Jamteion takes the field.

[@Sorenthaz]

"A b-ball. Yes. Upon your return, I will gift you a beautiful b-ball." *Dozens of basketballs fall from the sky and crush Meteion and the WoL*

[@DrummerLocnar]

this is truely Meteion's song of hoop

[@Konpekikaminari]

underrated comment right here

[@Bongaboi151]

RIP the Dead Ends. Long live The Back Courts!

[@dataecto6135]

The Final Jam is upon us....

[@cmatista1]

BALLER OF LIGHT - BEAR FORTH OUR REBOUNDS, THAT THIS DUNK NOT BE THE LAST!

[@AZELLOVA]

THIS UNIRONICALLY GOES HARD AS FUCK

[@Konpekikaminari]

this has no right to go as hard as it does

[@acceptablecasualty5319]

Every Slam Jam remix goes hard. Have you HEARD slam of the north star? Shit's hellfire.

[@HamstahFwend]

Ahh yes, my favorite part of MSQ. Slammingway performing the Chaos Dunk at the Neo Manhattan aetheryte plaza.

[@Bongaboi151]

"A Slam Of Your Jam Flexes! Mine For The Dunking!" -Zenos Ballvus

[@Aitharic]

certified moon classic

[@Sorenthaz]

"We will ball against fate!" "No matter the court!" "We've played here before..." "Many a game!" "Thus do we dunk..." "To never give up the ball!" "For jam will slam again!"

[@maxspecs]

“Your mother dunks cabbages!” “….wait, what?”

[@Zeppelee]

The Sea of Jam ------------------------- SLAMTON

[@likelytai]

Hear. Think. Slam.

[@Bongaboi151]

Slam. Jam. Dunk.

[@SuperWARTECH]

*On wings of slam you rise up through the jam HIGHEEER!!! OH HIGHEEEEER!!!!!*

[@Bongaboi151]

Dunk Ahead!

[@BlagdenLeCorbeau]

Slammingway, Dunkingway and Ballingway, the Loporrit Trio of Slams and Jams

[@gregbrown8881]

One league had discarded all things that gave rise to fouls, hoping to have only slams. They found slams lost their savor in the absence of fouls, and lost their will to jam.

[@AKImeru]

Slammingway and Jammingway

[@screamingnoodle]

😂🤣😂🤣

[@holmesholmes.8784]

there IS a loporrit named Jammingway after all

[@TurntReynolds]

Oh come now, it's been a gripping match. Unshakeable plays and noble dunks, sprinkled with moments of slamming to counterbalance the jamming. It's got it all.

[@nerdatello]

A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES! [passes the ball]

[@MasterPancakes]

THE FINALS HAVE COME, AND IT SHALL BE BEAUTIFUL!

[@KogashiwaKai]

"Well.. you smell like Cavaliers" "*gasp* why would you say that?!"

[@XemnasTM]

Not only is this fucking amazing, but I'm literally dying reading all these hilarious comments 🤣

[@blackh9604]

This is the best post-expac tradition

[@XainEisenhart]

The Moon was a giant basketball all along...

[@93hothead]

The sacrifices made so that the player's character can score some hoops is unbelievable.

[@Konpekikaminari]

I don't know about Zodiark but Venat/Hydaelyn would 100% be a master dunker

[@youiri65]

i mean Hydealyn literally slam dunked Zodiark so hard she split the fabric of reality into 14 shards...

[@kriesas]

emet seems like the kinda guy who can always score 3 pointers while venat is the person who *could* but chooses to go for the dunk anyways

[@DeeRadens]

She literally has an ability that you stack to get dunked on

[@1337penguinman]

Hear, Feel, Ball...

[@Riku-Leela]

The way this actually slaps lmaoo

[@duckbit9657]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pX2po2xpbdd9gZI&ab_channel=SauceyNoodle Have a listen then

[@slice9597]

Follow your shot... or drive, my children, and never look back!

[@Cammycam1000]

Was this Slam a gift or a burden? Did this Jam give you fulfillment?

[@Bongaboi151]

What of you...my baller?

[@KeikiKirai]

Now I want loporrit to be playable race so I'll fantasia, change my name to Slammingway, and play this song on loop while I'm at it.

[@ketchuprats8378]

min height viera

[@CraftyChicken91]

DESTINY

[@immoralboi3158]

[SPOILERS, but seriously why are you here listening to this if you haven't already played Endwalker] . . . . . . . Hythlodaeus : Drawing upon the hopes of your comrades, we will make for you a new path. Emet-Selch : What form said path takes depends on you. So focus- focus and envision that which rejects the claim you cannot attain your goal! Hythlodaeus : Ours is the wisdom to weave the fabric of reality. Ours is the power to create! [In a flash of light, standing before the four, forms a Basketball court, ball included. Before Meteion, Emet-selch, or Hythlodaeus can process the sheer stupidity of it all, the Warrior of Light rushes forth.] [With basketball in hand, they break Meteion's ankles in the cross-up to end all cross-ups. Saving Etheirys.]

[@Bongaboi151]

"My pick and roll offense is inviolate." Coach Emet-Selch

[@caitlinstarr1660]

ALL OF EXISTANCE, BALL TO MY WILL

[@valonquar1]

Metios found a single planet where civilization had attained Slam.

[@hope_youhaveagoodday]

Commenting so the algorithm recommends this to more people.

[@OmniOtaku]

Dunkingway uses this as a warm-up jam.

[@sleepybear5653]

Slammingway Ballingway Jammingway Dunkingway Hoopingway Jumpingway Reboundway Assistway Dribblingway and the one that never gets to play Travellingway

[@TheRogueX]

Travellingway is also known as Foulingway

[@jessicarose6556]

Even before the slam, I knew it would be perfect. Was not disappointed.

[@TheDaxter11]

Xeno's, throwing a basket ball at the WoL with all his strength: *_A TEST OF YOUR REFLEXES!_*

[@dracotias]

There you will find the answers you seek, at the far edge of The Jam

[@hillmor8635]

I really felt it when this played as I slam dunked Zenos in the event horizon.

[@SevenBlades]

“Hydaelyn will never be balling”

[@frostyliciousmayne]

Follow your Slam...or Jam, my Ballers, and never look back.

[@walkseva]

M-... My name is Jammingway.

[@Celestial_Lunar]

That's traveling and you know it!

[@justg5018]

Slam... The song of creation's end... Dunk... The sorrow at hope's demise... Balling... And find your way in the Game. Follow your Jam... Or fly, my children, and never look back!

[@laiden25]

I wanna see an artwork of zodiark and hydaelyn streetballing.

[@CaptainNoFace]

starring Danny Devito as Venat.

[@Dracobyte]

And Bill Murray as Mappingway.

[@samanthabamberry8367]

Tis' so lonely between the slams...

[@Dotoku.0001]

Mommy would beat Zodiark in B-ball so easy.

[@StealthMaster5k]

Endsinger would demolish them like planets in a 2 on 1 considering how shes good at handling geographical spheres

[@FinalJimothy]

@@StealthMaster5k she can handle my geographical spheres

[@sharkweekeveryweek4915]

I hate how this actually sounds good lmao

[@EdgeKisaragi]

Ballas of happiness 🥰

[@2441Bing]

Doth should find it compatible to bring thy rubbish to our court.

[@illuseonmadolche3429]

After the great Slamjustice and the who brings the jam, the Slamwalker with the help of the slammingway will bring the world to a better jam

[@Shizukanexen]

Damn I didn't know I needed this in my life so badly.

[@zientoo5294]

MINE FOR THE DUNKING

[@sweetcakesch]

On wings of hope, you rise up through the court higher, oh higher Carrying our ball, cradled fast within your arms That this slam dunk might ring for all

[@Zanithos]

Underrated comment 🤣👌

[@ForestOfSleep]

No more shall man have the skills to shoot the three, Henceforth he shall drive the paint.

[@roii4124]

slammington and jammington

[@nodot17]

"It the little plays that make the game worth playing" -Resistance Dunkagate

[@ominousbeef]

Dragoons would be really good dunking.

[@WarriorCharging]

Slam of Happiness

[@mr.goodliffe4694]

they gotta have a basketball emote in game ngl, I can see Magnai doing it for the ladies lmao

[@cmatista1]

WoL vs Zenos but its a 1v1 pick-up game

[@joevegaxv]

Balls of Happiness.

[@Bongaboi151]

Space Jam of Happiness.

[@anenemystand5582]

Huh, I was wondering what job Jammingway filled.

[@Dracobyte]

Ah yes, my favorite fight in Endwalker: Charles Barkley Vs. Godzilla.

[@Shizn0id]

one of the many hits created by the preeminent Lopporit musician Slammingway

[@Mike_Requiem]

Zodiark looks like he would play for the Monstars xD

[@arachineatzeer7478]

Slamton, the best place to stay on the moon

[@charliemcmillan4561]

Slammingway, Jammingway, Dunkingway, Swishingway and Ballingway:

[@radiantred4158]

Not quite the slam you were expecting, but a fitting one nonetheless. Don't you think so, Hades?

[@clymacs9241]

The Big Cheese more like The Big Slam

[@Bongaboi151]

the Big Jam.

[@Leo-vm9iq]

Petition for the dungeon theme to be replaced with this

[@shaderunner8220]

The Loporrits could never be ballin. The Loporrits-

[@Oir69]

We have a ffxiv high school manga, but can someone please turn this into another manga crossover? Team Hydaelyn and Team Zodiark.

[@J-Dizzle95]

Omg that would be incredible 😭

[@Cammycam1000]

Argos as the mascot and minfillia as the cheerleader

[@moonrabbit2724]

It's about damn time!

[@terrancenightingale1749]

*It's about jam time!

[@shademar3]

*Twerk in dynamis

[@LocoMotives94]

Lmao! This is amazing 👏

[@YaeMikoEnjoyer]

Hey, would you be cool with me turning a snippet of this into a twitch sound alert? It goes hard as FUCK and I'd love to hear it blast me randomly lol, thank you for blessing us with this magnificent work of art

[@coolbean7396]

Hell yeah go for it

[@YaeMikoEnjoyer]

Thanks man, it’s up on soundalerts library as SLAMwalker for anyone who wants it :)

[@MegastarXIV]

Perfect

[@1shogunate696]

I laughed way harder than I expected

[@genjixi7589]

This sounds legit

[@TheVorshevsky]

Why the hell Slam Jam goes with everything 😂😂😂😂

[@samuelparrott8558]

Dungeon boss: the big dunk

[@Ndoelicious]

Hoopwalker

[@CryoPanda]

Bring this back.

[@frostnova2144]

Oh my god

[@Braveheartbronie]

Hoopingway? Shootingway? Jammingway?

[@fatalombardi4285]

SLAMINGWAY

[@deathcare]

I seriously need you to upload the link to the Chuck Loporrit photoshop PLEASE

[@coolbean7396]

Here you go friend: imgur.com/a/j4ZUjOR

[@z33iihh]

HOW IS THIS WORKING???? SOKEN??? 4:05 EVERYBODY SAY LAHEEEEEE

[@bbgunrulz]

Slam bam welcome mam