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[@pacmanduo]

schlatt saying “you think anyone in gen z” when hes literally gen z

[@irecordwithaphone1856]

It's like an info hazard to schlatt. If he discovers he's actually gen z, it'll activate him like a Russian sleeper agent

[@kikivoorburg]

I don’t think he’s denying him being gen-z here though. The comment was something like “do you think anyone in gen-z finds (a joke) funny?”. He’s not saying he’s not gen-z, he’s saying he is gen-z and doesn’t find it funny, but doesn’t know whether some other zoomers might find it funny

[@EthanGriffith-fl2lg]

Me when I say “do you think white people” when I’m literally white

[@dominikrni]

@@irecordwithaphone1856 jschlatt is an anomaly

[@Ducksaregreat]

I refuse to believe he’s that old

[@YourLocalNobody420]

Parents: don’t play this game, it’s too vulgar Cards against humanity: my eyes ain’t so good but I’ll eat my own boot if that ain’t cute boys

[@jjj123m]

Ron desantis probably doesn’t like that last part

[@compassrose1466]

I saw one at goodwill and it was Christian family cards against humanity but it was like a title that didn’t work at all and like the art on it was just the stick figure family stickers that are on the back windows of a suv or minivan. The cards sucked so bad and like I’m just so confused why they made a kid Christian family version when they could just play apples to apples 😭

[@logemcdoge4620]

​@@compassrose1466was it an official set or just some off brand thing? Because I don't believe they have the copyright to that box style.

[@YourLocalNobody420]

@@compassrose1466oxygen, Facebook, chocolate, Netflix, friends, and panda sex. LOL!

[@dizzy4198]

2016 comment

[@normanmai7865]

That moment of silence from 5:08 to 5:23 was definitely the moment I was feeling the least pain. Thank you, Moist.

[@Notjaundice]

i genuinely really want apandah to give jschlatt manager that would be hilarious

[@lelandcar]

we need the tiktok reactions

[@Victor-Baxter]

This is Jschlatt's alt account

[@monkeydance3894]

Realizing Panda cant read carnival was not as surprising as it should have been

[@M0NG0N]

Well tickle me silly and call me Bob I guess we'll have to make _____________! 1. Sleep Deprived Monster Hunter 2. Sleep Deprived Monster Hunter 3. Sleep Deprived Monster Hunter 4. Sleep Deprived Monster Hunter 5. Sleep Deprived Monster Hunter 6. Sleep Deprived Monster Hunter

[@salmonellaII]

I LOVE MONSTER HUNTER!!!!

[@zeberiko]

You need to comment this exact same thing in the next 100 videos for them to even consider playing it.

[@yuki_9209]

yessss!!!!

[@binay413963]

​@@zeberikohe is 11% done already

[@king-tinman9946]

real

[@ThGy]

my fav part is how jschlatt thinks he isnt a gen z

[@jamesm6638]

it's more of a mindset tbh

[@darkhi4488]

truly amazed that jschlock's whole net worth is about 30 seconds of a Superbowl ad...

[@minecraftpro95624]

the average person will never be able to afford even 1 second

[@darklust26]

I'm loving this new Chuckle Sandwich episode! Thank you Jebediah Schlatt for the new upload! ❤

[@geneticallymodifiedmousedick]

ted was so good in this one 🔥

[@cynicat74]

Great video. My favourite member is Jebediah Archibald Horatio Schlatt, by far

[@ImNotGraceful_]

Schluckle Sandwich

[@abbyanderson0003]

Why is this episode more depressing than usual

[@zaccyj7617]

because its CAH

[@stephaniek1697]

Sleep Deprived Gaming Records: SCHLATT: 92 AZTRO: 37 MIKA: 57 PANDA: 30 -special guests NOPEIFY: 3 GENE: 1 -details Mario Party 1: P Hand Simulator: S x3 A x1 M x3 P x1 Mario Party 2: P Roblox 2: S P Roblox 3: S Jackbox 1: A x2 M x1 P x1 Roblox 4: S x2 Jackbox 2: S M Mario Party 3: S Jackbox 3: A M P x2 Roblox 5: S Mario Party 4: P Minecraft: S Jackbox 4: S x3 M x2 Jackbox 5: S x2 P x2 N Worms: S P Ultimate Chicken Horse 1: S A x2 P Gang Beasts 1: S x11 A x3 M x8 P x2 GeoGuesser 1: S x4 A M x3 Jackbox 6: G P GeoGuesser 2: S x4 A M x2 P Ultimate Chicken Horse 2: S A x3 P “Agario”: S M x2 P GeoGuesser 3: S x5 A M P Jackbox 7: A x2 M P Skribblio 1: S x3 A GeoGuesser 4: S x3 M x2 Skribblio 2: S A x2 M Duck Game 1: S A x2 Gang Beasts 2: S x8 A M x7 P x3 GeoGuesser 5: S x4 M Jackbox 8: A x2 P x2 Ultimate Chicken Horse 3: BIRTHDAY BOY x6 Mario Party 5: A GeoGuesser 6: S x3 M Party Animals: S x4 A x9 M x13 P x2 Jackbox 9: S x2 M Skribblio 3: S x2 A M GeoGuesser 7: S x3 M x3 Jackbox 10: S x3 P x2 Duck Game 2: S Jackbox 11: P N x2 GeoGuesser 8: S x3 M Mario Party 6: S Cards Against Humanity: A M

[@weggygaygay9940]

how is panda losing to a woman. fake gamer

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

​@@weggygaygay9940tbf she's _also_ a gamer

[@skoovee]

unironicly best thing to watch when i woke up at 4 am from a trauma induced nightmare

[@squtnik]

i hope you're doing ok now!!!

[@jbjalexander1440]

I get those all the time as of recently 😢 I’m so sorry you have to go through that. Schlatt is such a big part in helping us all feel better

[@onatimcore]

holy shit i just got out of a psychotic episode LMAO, hope you’re doing better ❤

[@Saxxy_Mann]

Womp Womp

[@pleasesendhelp7304]

Skill issue tbh

[@gimmiekiwi]

"Schlactose intolerant" sure knows how to ruin my day

[@grillgamesh]

There's a browser cards against version where you can type your own answers. That would be wild.

[@x8a]

if they played that one half the video would be censored

[@le-mon]

Timestamps: Start: 0:00 End: 24:08

[@squtnik]

ty bro you're a lifesaver god bless 💯🙌

[@crowsycured]

the "mika look at the prompt!" actually killed me

[@anatormality5629]

8:48 best part of the video. The ‘womp’ after boo-boo killed me.

[@Kylie_nice_girl_doll]

Love your style, keep rocking it!

[@SleepDeprived]

Thank you! Will do!

[@killzrobots]

Thank you real person!

[@felixgg]

so true kylie_nice_girl_doll🔥

[@YourLocalNobody420]

@@SleepDeprivedreported 🥰

[@Byemine]

​@@SleepDeprived W rizz

[@cyber4132]

CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY more like Sleep deprived against humanity

[@partyp0pp3r]

hahaha

[@henjaiamamiya8795]

Hahaha!

[@diddydaedric9288]

That's just not right! Stop!

[@inkbusters2338]

HAhaha

[@emeryduhgamer]

How does Cards Against Humanity even work?

[@ToadTendo]

They should play this again but with custom cards and images enabled

[@LucklessLex]

I REALLY loved this episode! Especially the part between 5:09 to 5:23 You guys should do that more often! Or maybe like always!

[@dizzy4198]

I couldn’t even sleep to this😂 I deprived IMMEDIATELY! Clean up on isle MY BED!😂😂😂

[@Nok0mo]

You know what, I’m gonna agree with the boys. After a few days the comment section just gets depressing and sometimes mean.

[@skeletonizer7512]

This video was way funnier than I thought it would be 😭 Mika actually played along for most of the time

[@nsf574]

8:17 Apandah moment 2:10 19:40 15:49 Actually the best one 18:26 19:40 8:48 21:04 6:19 7:09 11:55 "Oh, bother!" The most boomer thing Schlatt's ever said 14:59 19:13 outdated 20:16 Meta: 21:25 "You can't pick 'getting aborted' on a Mika card czar round, dude..." 22:13 "I love hormone injections." "I was saving that one just for you!" 8:02

[@skillbeater407]

Sleep deprived hasnt uploaded in 6 days, my body is rotting

[@compassrose1466]

I really want them to play the t-shirt minigame on jackbox and sell some merch from it because the idea of Schlatt pulling out the drawing tablet and speedrunning is so funny to me 😭

[@anniebarker4545]

This is genuinely very funny. Please do more of these!

[@sharpexo]

Love yall's videos keep up the good work!

[@adriscloudy]

17:56 thank you moist for clarifying

[@eggperson1794]

Which one is it tho???

[@crnked]

i love listening to apandah read can you guys make a video teaching him how to read

[@Roy_Mcgovan]

THE ROT CONSUMES THE ROT CUMUSE

[@cdug7963]

fantastic editing moist ❤

[@gingrbreadd]

i was super depressed and then i watched this video and it made my day unfathomably worse. love you guys.

[@ath06]

i clicked on this video and it gave me an ad about getting in touch with god

[@lustrousparadox6515]

Where is the new sleep deprived upload????

[@SheepleVibes]

Apandah made you Schlatt

[@tridenium]

Sleep deprived never fails to make me shit all over the floor like a bad bad girl.

[@BrokTheInvestiGator]

Balls.

[@wastethinner76]

Apandah should try the "upload a video to youtube" challenge (apandah difficulty)!

[@Riverstone21]

Tbh, it’s rlly nice coming home after a long day of work & watching you guys goof off playing video games❤thanks

[@TheDog-kk4sn]

This isn't cards against humanity, its cards against formality

[@crikeymikey4966]

I suffered through 24 minutes of CAH for this fucking channel. Remember that.

[@Alleywolf-nk1wi]

Watching this after watching all of the Joko and Pokay cards videos is like going back in time.

[@Sparronixx]

Bet this is going to be absolutely devastating. Cant wait to watch

[@quinn1911]

LOVED THIS VID! pls make more

[@OIeka]

Is it just me who feels the increased deadness in their voices? I feel like they’re even more soul sapped lately than usual. They don even be laughing as much they’re just depressed

[@custerr]

They're tired they just need to get some sleep.

[@samhollow5332]

They're souless and dont enjoy each others company

[@weggygaygay9940]

they actually hate each other in real life

[@kikivoorburg]

I think it’s just because the game is a bit unfunny / outdated for their sense of humour. Plus it’s all pre-made jokes so there’s not too much to improv with per se. Or they are depressed, I’m certainly not gonna claim I know lol

[@SweetTooth1102]

They are sleep deprived

[@1brianm7]

I've been sporadically following this podcast for forever and I'm continually surprised it still exists.

[@atripp2000]

yall should definitely play more board games lmao, this was hilarious

[@Lilwayneglazer4906]

I love how schlatt talks about gen z in third person knowing damn well he a part of it

[@scrublordgamer9636]

I'm so glad they did this! been hoping the gang would eventually get around to this menace of a game :)

[@banstagoi]

I almost thought they stopped uploading! I have never been more disappointed!

[@blurryphoto3379]

Do any of the sdp members really count as human anymore

[@DewDew07]

Timestamps: Start - 0:00 End - 24:08

[@ZWE1HxNDvR]

ty really useful

[@MaxBrooks-yx3ye]

IT HURTS

[@MyMedicalRelationship]

I love sleep deprived, its my favorite podcast.

[@orangefruit1738]

1:52 THATS MY GOAT, APANDAH DA 🐐

[@del1cful]

I need a new sdp video plssss

[@sarahfeng]

schlatt bringing up ayn rand in conversation is the least surprising thing i've ever heard

[@Hot_O]

Please come back bros, I cant live without you ❤ Love you ❤❤❤

[@-MelodyMoment-]

16:29 i would like to say that "the hellmans mayonaise corporation" was also a good choice here

[@MintyAnimationss]

Its so funny that none of them are millennials

[@wuzwutz]

osama brought me here

[@chas5344]

cant wait for the bababooey!

[@jadenavery5158]

cant wait to ruin my day with another Sleep Deprived upload!

[@Itz_ghost_404]

Sleep deprived never fails to make me go against humanity

[@captainbaffo5571]

Thank you for compelling me to end it all

[@SirMatthew]

Finally a game they can't fuck up

[@iloveGod236]

This feels like a fever dream

[@smoof7_96]

I don’t even have to watch to know that whatever is said in this video will be worse than in comedy night

[@Ampog-he9gr]

I love you schlatty

[@thatguycofve256]

This video ruined my day, it was worse then finding out my dog got ran over by a truck going 100 miles per hour

[@tarbo6911]

This is gonna be good

[@mirihawk]

Watching this with a bruised rib, thank god it made me contemplate self immolation instead of laughter

[@GrummanEnjoyer]

I like the fact this has 10 times more views than the previous podcast episode

[@dkeyjets7370]

If only there was a roller coaster version

[@The_amazing_jfk]

Deadmouse killed 3 kids with a car but jschlatt.....

[@nobodyimportant2674]

Can't believe the schlatt ai has gotten even worse

[@sadseal1573]

Pandas laugh brings joy to my soul

[@Boasty57]

Oh bother I sure love a sleep deprived upload!

[@BierBart12]

Holy shit, I completely forgot about the whole Kony 2012 thing. Brought back memories of seeing an animation of the classic fat neckbeard fanboying over it in like 2013 I still have no idea what that was all about What I also learned about today is that the "Deadmau5 killed a kid in 2008" thing was just a Twitter joke that got out of hand

[@WarDocx]

I was not prepared for the Keemstar tweet pull. These guys are a different breed of funny.

[@propername4830]

What if we played Cards Against Humanity, but instead of images, videos or GIFs, we used words

[@YEEHAR_Productions]

This channel really fits what im doing rn, watching at 1 in the morning. I gotta go to work at 8 😂😢

[@pygien]

we trending on twitter with this one.

[@GOINK911]

sleep deprived never fails to ruin my morning

[@QuincyBrooklyn]

the spring break one made sense

[@azarinth6835]

I got an ad for adobe acrobat after the barack obama moment

[@w.w.funcaminator1496]

I'm gen z still in school and idk if it is just my school but a lot of people love cards Against humanity

[@stardreamar1949]

Sleep Deprived never fails to give me headache

[@jackpaxton9391]

i need more

[@cynicat74]

Schlatt, you need to wake up. Please, we all miss you. You've been in a coma ever since 1999. Please come back to us, Schlatt. You just need to wake up. Wake up, Schlatt. Wake up.

[@pig4gameryt]

This podcast strips away my humanity

[@andrlop6772]

This is hecking awesome!! I love this game ROFL 😂🙌

[@scarlettfox1703]

Pretty sure I've played this exact combo before and it's so good 6:54

[@BlueToothGrenade]

5:09 moist really had to pad the run time with this one

[@TheSpicySalmon]

Before i watched this video, i was enjoying my life, now i want to end it all. Thanks sleep deprived ❤❤❤

[@normanmai7865]

Sleep Deprived fails to make me amused. Keep it up guys, good work.

[@camille1795]

Sleep deprived never fails to remind me that I'm illiterate

[@liltaubs2139]

I’ve been watching for a long time now and I can still only recognise Schlatts voice if anyone else is talking I can’t tell who it is.

[@crangejo]

it's not hard once you stop really focusing on recognizing the *voice* . Take in the pitch, the microphone quality, the volume, the cadence, and the actual content of the words, and it's very easy to figure it out

[@shannarafryer3111]

It took me a while to distinguish their voices but I did it. I think the lethal company videos helped me figure out who is who because when they died all their voices were separate. Mika confuses me the most though, his voice is very recognizable til it isn’t 😭