SDMP GONE SATANIC

[@AMan-xz7tx]

everyone on the server: *doing skits and bits Meanwhile, Jawsh: "oh man, I just finished my 1-to-1 recreation of the capitol building and now I've got nothing to do, _sigh_ I guess I'll just do a massive cathedral now"

[@nicolaszenho]

Jawsh is definitely autistic, a little bit at least

[@georgestarkey5448]

thats my streamer right there

[@TJsDump]

What would we do without him

[@skylaronline]

he's literally dsmp foolish

[@_Lumiere_]

Jawsh walks so that Schlatt could run

[@loading5240]

B plot was lacking, A plot was too confusing. 9/10 episode

[@dead_plant]

B plot was better then the A plot tbh

[@XxMrAwesomexX]

D plot hit different. They should stop doing B-C plots and skip straight to the good stuff

[@MonkeyCookieClicker]

​@@dead_plant like always

[@albertob08]

The J plot went crazy

[@nmspy]

You’re one integer away from greatness

[@CheCheSlide]

Rift writing down their NSFW thumbnail requests in silent horror as they describe their commission is crazyyy 😭😭😭

[@CyberIsNotHere]

that one chef from ratatouille:

[@someonesomewhere768]

To anyone confused: A Plot - Jschlatt & CaptainSparklez B Plot - Apandah C Plot - Lark D Plot - Aztrosist E Plot - Mikasacus & Uwumi Other members may have left or created new plots

[@Misoforg]

f plot: nopeify

[@Designed1]

Z Plot - MrToasten

[@NachosRenard]

​@@Designed1 MrToasten is the Star of SDMP

[@cgumby]

apandah's sanity fractures every time he ends up alone in these videos

[@Ana-qf2zk]

“Want sommadis candle??”

[@persontheguy]

bold of you to assume it wasn’t already

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Just like me fr

[@d_camara]

Ok but the whole SD gang discussing the most nsfw thing ever in detail and explicitly and then aztro going "oh hey captain sparkles" as the camera pans right and reveals the most pure childhood minecraft youtuber ever just gave me whiplash

[@harrisonjames5693]

Can you pass a captcha pop up

[@d_camara]

​@harrisonjames5693 no I'm in fact a bot

[@lainawesome]

i cant believe it, my kids wil not be watching sdmp

[@SpellboundSpectre]

this episode is a too scary

[@WillHellmm]

It's MR Toasten

[@binay413963]

Mr toasten will keep it toasty don't worry

[@quantumblauthor7300]

They shouldn't

[@steelrain714]

The patreon cut not being real has ruined my day

[@smirkyglint5437]

What

[@incription]

soon

[@evergreen3337]

Sodom

[@birbloveromega5555]

:(

[@beepboopclickclick]

i wouldve actually bought it if that was real 😔

[@SirPerfectful]

"Shlendrick Shlamar" dropping another fire video so casually on a Tuesday afternoon goes crazy

[@Izzyandmore123]

He really dropped ‘mika the apandams.’

[@drivekari]

LMAO Shlendrick Shlamar is crazy

[@Lemon-wk9ds]

B plot DID NOT have enough screen time ! I want more APANDAH !!

[@vicc557]

i really like how panda was just sitting by himself in the theater watching spongebob, no livestream

[@Emileave]

Captain was actually partially incorrect. Mushrooms at the base of a tree can imply mycelium rooted within the trees roof systems to support its growth. This is called a mycorrhizal relationship, in which the mycelium can ward of pests and find trees nutrients for phosphorus. The most famous example is the red fairy stall, or fly agaric. They appear cutely at the bottom of pine and birch trees. Captain is likely thinking of the pathogenic honey mushroom which is saprophytic (breaks down lignin in wood). Even though this can get rid of poorly grown trees, they eat a lot of them. The largest organism in the world is a honey mushroom root system in oregon.

[@Emileave]

So embarrassing! Not roof systems I meant root systems. What would the captain think of this

[@bigsippa]

very interesting, do any other mushroom species eat through wood or is that specific only to the honey mushroom?

[@prodwater334]

I was looking for som like this, thanks for educating 🙏🙏

[@gustavmahler1860]

@@bigsippa most

[@cynixallyill]

thanks 🐐

[@mochamacchiato134]

So happy for Mr. Toasten becoming a cowboy.

[@GeneralDMadness]

Sdmp stands for Sleep deprived deep rock

[@Aaron-Fife]

Bro just doesn't stop

[@CallofFreaky]

Rock and stone

[@noorsameh9506]

​@@CallofFreaky stone and pebble

[@matthewharner1744]

I’m as hard as a rock rn

[@GeneralDMadness]

@@matthewharner1744 leave that to yourself

[@changeuphitter5678]

B plot is literally just apanda and nopeify playing catch with the braincell the whole time and it’s enthralling every time

[@kaills6031]

Nopeify and Apanda just yapping to each other each time is so funny

[@Funnymanwhy]

What if instead of SDMP and playing Minecraft they were the freakSDMP and the just freaked with Captain Sparkles

[@Ahnock]

what if it was the freakSDMP and they touched you

[@Ultimantecat]

what if it was called the dsmp and instead they... well you know what

[@cynicat74]

You mean the BDSMP?

[@Ahnock]

@@Ultimantecat we dont talk about that one. that one is *too* freaky.

[@ethereal3336]

SDTMP👅👅👅

[@GemA2Gen]

i love how the "A plot" got the least screentime because of how fucking boring it was

[@wingman4668]

i love it when "schlatt" said what the butt!

[@HoldenisCool99]

Shmartilimantic is hilarious

[@stephen42007]

Hes been hanging around jawsh too much

[@Ahnock]

he never said that

[@stephen42007]

@@Ahnock seems like something he would say

[@Ahnock]

@@stephen42007 he would never

[@JellyCubess]

This is a perfect example of how roleplaying goes in every example (video games, text based, etc) you all come together with an idea or a bit, and then over time it devolves into everyone in a huddle rambling about nonsense

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Good improv needs a "no, but"

[@Cubz2003]

Sleep Deprived

[@PlacidSine]

Balls

[@Gps_olph]

no

[@artisnoteasy6422]

Sleep deprived

[@dandyrion5779]

Elaborate

[@skelhound]

Yeah

[@Staria987]

while many people living in HOA neighborhoods say they would prefer not to, more strongly or somewhat approve (58%) than disapprove (32%) of how the HOA in their neighborhood is governed. And more say they love or like living in a neighborhood with an HOA (54%) than say they hate or dislike it (34%).

[@Blokymanyes]

Hi staria

[@TocoOW]

Ok schlatt

[@sharkasaur195]

Those don't add up to 100%?

[@redjux04]

@@sharkasaur195The remaining percentage are probably people who abstained from voting

[@somewhatfunnyguyy]

@@sharkasaur195Neutral answers and no answer

[@KaladinPaladin]

Props to moist for making the different perspectives into a cohesive video

[@QuantumPurple]

FINALLY! Schlatan reveals his TRUE FORM!!! 🙏😭

[@HoldenisCool99]

Finally

[@Argemia]

Schlarlatan

[@Maongap]

Cant believe schlobarabangas releaved his final form.. the sky is split woe be upon us

[@38centimeters]

Schloboscosis😊

[@Arran05]

Schlaphomet

[@Freaky_Lumi]

what if the sdmp was actually called sdmpee and they peed on eachother

[@cliffhamilton2857]

Very articulate and valid point. I'd fathom it'd be difficult for most of the audience to achieve such a level of perception to be able to convey such a possibility. I commend you in such a conveyancing inquiry.

[@TastyReal]

sdm𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

[@zoinksscoob1821]

aztro was just supervising everyone this episode help😭

[@IloveLuigi15]

It’s nice when we take a break of the main story (jawsh building streams) and focus on all the other small characters 🥰 it’s great world building

[@jcrivera11]

Almost every single SMP that Schlatt is in has almost the same timeline of events: he makes an organization/corporation, and said organization gets and rebelled on by it's angry members/workers.

[@twours]

Schlatt & Co., Manberg, and now the HOA

[@Snuggle5557]

Jawsh giving Schlatt the necklace without a single word was the best part of the video

[@Banaanionmarja]

c plot sighting in the background at 10:14

[@jipsa5148]

You gotta be shreking me!

[@CallofFreaky]

Erm what the sigma

[@TurtleBoyoIsCool]

Jawsh

[@TheRealJangjuviusJohnsonIII]

If Kendrick heard what Apandah said about him, Apandah would be 10 feet underground

[@Immemor1al]

Keeping up with only Jawsh videos and seeing an up-to-date Sleep Deprived video is heaven and Earth. Jawsh hasn't even finished the inside of the capitol building yet in his videos. In actuality, he's already created another huge build and is probably done with the inside by now.

[@Maongap]

Oh no! What terrible satanic rituals are on the sdmp server? I cant wrap my head around it..

[@Ahnock]

theyre trying to resurrect epstein with blood sacrifices

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

MrToasten is the only Sleep Deprived Podcast member I care about

[@vaniidy1984]

Real

[@mystraunt2705]

Everything he says is so wise and profound

[@ryder906]

mr toasten is the only character who is able to simultaneously be in both A and B plots and he is so sexy

[@JoeMamathan]

14:34 Apandah out here pulling out the Zach hypotheticals, B plot is just better

[@PhoenixPilot]

It’s all over my screen.

[@zanderwithaz5315]

🤤

[@benjamincastro7091]

What do you mean

[@benjamincastro7091]

What is all over your screen?

[@voxentino]

Me too 🥵

[@38centimeters]

Freaky…🎉

[@Lenauvi]

What the scallop ? Another sleep deprived video!! I gotta stop learning for my test that makes up 50% of my math grade !!

[@noorsameh9506]

Final exams core

[@Lenauvi]

@@noorsameh9506I shouldn’t have done this 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@MonkeyCookieClicker]

"You're A plot now" was great. Aztro and Panda understand what makes the B plot good.

[@Inabin]

I’ll sub to the Patreon once we get the Apandah chest reveal that was promised

[@JaydenPostsStuff_]

i am a certified tube hero buyer, i had captain sparkles, exploding TNT, and skydoesminecraft

[@user-uf7qf7mv6k]

10:20 actually many mushrooms that you see growing around the roots of trees are in symbiotic, mutually beneficial relationships with those trees, they arent just decomposers

[@noelgomez5050]

moits keeps getting better and better on his transitions i swear to god

[@Kelswagsinandballin]

19:23 awww even the horse said "Nah"

[@bendycheese]

Apandah talking to captainsparklez is the funniest thing ever

[@antantelope]

Panda might actually be the winner of this beef 🙏😭

[@TheRealMarriott]

Me when i goon at night:

[@exilemorin04]

Don’t goon at night 🎶

[@TheRealMarriott]

@@exilemorin04 i know youre looking at that cave

[@Maongap]

​@@TheRealMarriottGooning at night, Oh yeah, oh yeah🎶

[@SKAron25]

This is why all of us are sleep deprived

[@Ahnock]

i had no idea panda could drop such bars. dude is good with his mouth

[@gothlasaga]

19:13 apandah schizophrenia arc

[@obamabingchilling]

the captain saying hell be back in 2 minutes is crazy 😭

[@mushnib]

I started the video and accidentally hit my earbuds and Spotify started playing death metal and i thought it was a part of the intro lmao

[@mushnib]

For those wondering the song was "Death, Suffering and Death" by Gnaw Their Tongues

[@hattmannen5868]

​@@mushnib thank you

[@MechanicGopher]

4:10 this feels like the bit in Smiling Friends where they reveal Tyler to have been there the whole time

[@floorlamp3104]

every comment on a sleep deprived video looks like those generic hate comments you would see in a really cheap tv show

[@Ana-qf2zk]

“Have you checked…. toilet?

[@143Ollie]

I remember I had the captain sparkles tube hero and I remember I instantly broke his glasses

[@buttoneyemrt491]

It seems panda has been watching oneyplays

[@sidbarratt985]

Been saying this for years nobody's listening to me

[@tacothedank]

One centimeter string of shit

[@Ameeri01]

22:24 The moment I found out jschlatts real net wroth +respect

[@tiikio]

wait straight bars 13:05 whos putting this over the bbl drizzy beat

[@brutishwing2.090]

Love that Jawsh just exists outside of the server

[@MemeL0rd13]

13:30 WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE MENTAL INSTITUTION WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥 18:52 NVM WE GOING RIGHT BACK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@zerolimbs4830]

7:53 Bro needs to audition for the Joker 🤡🤡

[@JonelKingas]

2:37 ohhhh that makes sense now... i watched captain sparklez steam and was like what were they talking that made jshlatt laugh so much when captain showed up xd

[@nmspy]

“You know Judy hops?” -y -yeah 😔

[@AleksandarMiklic]

29 seconds no views? Waiting for a SunnyV2 essay on this fall

[@grilha]

well you see, sleep deprived fell off because of too woke

[@fetch7312]

@@grilha When I learned that my idol "Jay-Z" had pronounce.... I couldn't support this woke garbage any longer...

[@toz_lmao]

"Will aztro spell the downfall of Schlumberger's kingdom?"

[@cadinm1537]

panda going insane by himself and talking to the candles in the b plot was hilarious

[@Glitch-bf7mh]

Apandah has gone back to his roots insanley sleep deprived

[@someguy54321]

6:48 was such a good transition wtf moist has been popping off lately

[@highplusmighty]

i own a captainsparklez tubehero, my friend found it at a local toy store in 2019. have treasured it since

[@scotttempest8857]

Start: 0:00 End: 6:08:54

[@lolglolblol]

ngl, i kinda fw their commitment to getting multiple plots going each episode

[@BestGuy2103]

A Pimp Named Schlattback

[@TheActualSeth]

Apanda just repeating Oney plays bits

[@Clairevoyant101]

14:35 woah funny oneyplays bit dude

[@Villaboo]

Growing up is realizing B plot was always better

[@VOIDW1TCH]

I love the flesh block so much Every time I’m on a server that has the flesh biome, I always remake the mystery flesh pit National park

[@marzgulp]

pandah and aztros spongebob break

[@orangefroot]

Shoutout to moist for managing to keeping track of all of these footage angles. The goat as always

[@spackoospeck115]

Quick fact check mushrooms are fruit of mycelium and mycelium can work in relation to trees and other plants as a network for resource trade. They are fungi. So it’s not bad to see mushrooms around ur tree. Wood rot fungus exist, but just cutting a bit of the bark away would reveal if the tree is rotting or not.

[@cr0wyy]

Panda needs to upload

[@MaxiSniper]

bro mrtoasten had an entire F plot for himself

[@powera2]

When is the CaseOh collab, JSCHLATT?

[@FrenchFries4111]

no more plots, just sit in silence for an hour

[@buttoneyemrt491]

I'm trying to trade in Warframe, can you upload this next week instead?

[@beetrroot]

solid contender for the wildest first 2 minutes of a minecraft video

[@marklinengineextras8353]

I think Astro be huffin helium in the back before recording lol

[@TurtleBoyoIsCool]

APANDAH HAS ACTUALLY GONE OFF THE RAILS

[@erin8942]

the star mold was genius

[@eefwastaken]

Dangit i thought you guys would stop uploading

[@zaldew]

I love the pandah b plots

[@Silverin_]

"you can blame it on the drink" In all fairness, all alcohol brings out is what is already there

[@Im_NotSue]

something something he doesn't change bloberta puppington

[@samticidae]

apandah referencing oneyplays is something that has been coming for years

[@Highilya]

What the butt

[@shinycats5704]

RELEASE THE C PLOT!

[@LowTierGodzilla]

every episode nopify and apandah just have a podcast and its amazing

[@deer8071]

6:18 why did they all turn like that

[@dead_plant]

I love this channel so much im addicted

[@zldeks]

0:31 Schlatt beating the homosexual allegations

[@Schtewpididiot]

my favorite sleep deprived bit is the oneyplays references

[@monkerulz]

34 days left

[@Gorgueous]

What

[@Helixxs]

Until it happens.. ​@@Gorgueous

[@Gorgueous]

@@Helixxs so do you know? I’m bouta pull up a calendar to see what day that is

[@Gorgueous]

@@Helixxs making life beautiful day

[@Gorgueous]

@iulic9833 I don’t see them tell me