SleepyCast 02 - [Spaghetti Birds]

[@LpJunior537]

"my dad saved me that day cause he did a back flip..lets talk about goblins for a sec" -zach is hilarious

[@LiveForTheWaterGod]

Absolutely love that transition

[@Mr_Hst]

That’s a weird name dude

[@merucrypoison296]

With a big club and it goes AUUYGHHH

[@troublebreathing8648]

there's a cut

[@stephenharding9392]

​@@LiveForTheWaterGod😅😅🎉 8:02 and 😅

[@hihello3204]

"Two feet is as big as a shoebox." ... *realization*

[@MisterAntimony]

I love how their podcast basically takes place in another fucking dimesion

[@Leprosyyyy]

It was blutz waves in DBZ not flux waves, I have the virginity to prove it

[@tonyperani]

Best Comment Ever

[@Emeraldraven777]

I lost my shit reading that. 10/10.

[@gort1863]

That was actually funny. Usually virginity jokes are gay. Kudos.

[@wesley5729]

Leprosy actually it's brutz waves in Japanese

[@bobbaeba]

hope that virginity is still treating u well

[@daramaguiginn7992]

All we know about Cory's dad is that he's a bodybuilding, football fanatic, knife fighting bad chef with an Ace Ventura fetish.

[@SpectralSlugger]

behind the glass

[@SpectralSlugger]

and that hes NOT GAY

[@Jus10Giraffney]

And a bird enthusiast

[@pugpugsly2829]

Who may or may not be a medical professional

[@miggydoms]

And hes not gay

[@glorshfop1809]

"I was completely naked, 'cause I wanted the feeling to be right." -Cory (Spaskid) on shaving his head lol

[@InsaneToats]

I can assure you that Mexican soccer is life or death

[@TheImpures]

rustyshackleford181 i have never seen that happen, unless you are from the guetto

[@rustyshackleford181]

***** i don't live in the ghetto but I used to play in a league in east los Angeles. It can get pretty bad but as of late o haven't seen bad shit, the once in a while scuffle here or there but no stabbings anymore.

[@TheImpures]

rustyshackleford181 Oh LA, yeah its dangerous in LA, i have seen fights, but that's normal in sunday leagues lol no stabbing though where i live.

[@GoyBenius_0901]

@@rustyshackleford181 >East LA >Not a ghetto Nice one.

[@yungpm]

Everything in Mexico is life or death

[@charlesbanks498]

The moment you guys said "the science of Dragon Ball Z" I prepared for the bullshit.

[@MrFranklinWest]

Jesus, Chris' accent was so prevalent back then. It's cool to hear

[@evakarin21]

I remember coming home from the absolute worst day ever and listening to this the day it was uploaded. I laughed so much

[@grinkobaba9226]

Man chris sounds so young, because he was younger

[@okidokiliteratureclub706]

y'know what, you're not wrong

[@thegreatgonzales6813]

“Man 1993, that actually happened.”

[@thundercockjackson]

the year 2000!

[@glennwright3648]

I swear Zach is the best fucking thing on this god damn planet. He is comedy. It just pours out of all his orifices.

[@monkeyhorserider]

Apparently not funny enough for a profile picture

[@hogosbazvarakh9220]

What did he mean by this?

[@coinish2997]

we still dont know what monkeyhorserider meant by that

[@knightscroftsquire-muldoon]

@@monkeyhorserider what are you talking about?! I want to run my fingers across your ears.

[@momentaryretrospect5967]

@@monkeyhorserider TELL US PRIVATE! TELL US

[@Crooktide]

You guys are like a warm glass of milk before bed.

[@quietriot3160]

they give me gas and make me miserable

[@SlavTiger]

give me dream diarrhea

[@kgpspyguy]

They have layers.

[@Say_Tire_4fun]

Always have hair

[@TheCoolDragoon]

@@Say_Tire_4fun what.

[@iLickDoorKnobs]

zach is the reason i want to watch all these

[@thatguynamedskyy6756]

Jeff is the most underrated cast member, he's the perfect straight man

[@merucrypoison296]

I’m pretty sure the rest of them are straight too, shad and stamper are a bit of a toss up ig

[@scuffffed]

True

[@ratpatooti5080]

I would love it if he could be a regular on OneyPlays.

[@dillpoopoo]

Yes I love the man.

[@dillpoopoo]

@@ratpatooti5080 yes agree thank you

[@ahcripes7651]

"lets talk about goblins" *30 seconds of screaming*

[@thegreatrobin2329]

“Alright I’ll be civil: YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG”

[@Null_And_Void]

54:31 Charlie from Smiling friends: "You kiss your dad on the mouth"

[@malachioom]

30:56 I always come back to this podcast just to hear how outraged and confused Zach is to "moral of the story"

[@smenkinsa]

"I swear to gosh i saw an UFO" "No! You saw na Unidentified Flying Object" .......

[@Shoe0nHead]

HOLY SHIT. YES. the "you must have been so high when you made this" comments "hurrdurr i wish i was on whatever you're on!" as if someone can't have a sense of humor/be creative unless they are high.

[@mrplow8]

People ask me what kind of drugs I'm on whenever they hear me tell a joke, but it's just because they're hoping it's something I can overdose on.

[@tonyperani]

Those jokes are a hundred years old. Try somewhere else tho

[@Mekkkor]

When people ask them that I just wanna say have you been high? No? Then fuck off!

[@ghoulfish3462]

Maybe they secretly hope that you are on drugs so they can get the same kind of drugs and be as funny.

[@JohnPinkrton]

Yep, that's what unimaginative dipshits say when someone acts outside the norm.

[@Phisk3n]

"We're all horribly boring" Proceeds to make the most fucking hysterical podcast ever lel

[@iwonderhowlongicanmakethis5946]

Cory keeps pulling these story out of his ass and makes them up as he goes along lol

[@geromejohnnygranada]

anybody else on their 7th listen through of all the episodes?

[@Fordy91]

+john hollister I've honestly lost count. These guys get me through the working day, love them!

[@dragonflyd01]

+john hollister 9th. I swear if they shut down this channel i will end my life. p.s. happy birthday

[@PuggetronicsPioneer]

Why did they lose their irish accents!

[@AR3S189]

+john hollister 7th? I passed that point months ago. I can quote most of the first season.

[@geromejohnnygranada]

oh im like at 15th now haha

[@cappy-custard]

Jeff's laugh can cure cancer.

[@L3TL]

Cory and zach practically liven up the thing. I never thought chris would be more of the serious type

[@Rustyhound-Cartoons]

Lethanial watch Oneyplays he's anything but serious there. He just wants to chill more on these podcasts

[@fungusly]

Rustyhound (3 years later)

[@staticomics]

Fuck

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

@@fungusly ikr some people shouldn't comment when's it been more than a year

[@dejay7778]

@@sinsoftheswamp8346 No not even if its like more than a month like Jesus

[@brandonc4985]

Corey makes almost 0 sense all the time

[@WooleyWorld]

I didn't know if I was the only one...

[@lakamokolaka]

in this reality, 100% all the time in some other reality XD

[@PinkManGuy]

Brandon Cline FIRST OF ALL!!!

[@HellsingLover50]

It's because, secretly, he's one of the "water people" (episode 14).

[@roachdoggjr54]

i can just imagine Cory's big buff daddy pelting him w/ basketballs, as if it were a game of dodgeball .

[@jmfindorff]

I love how Cory would say something weird and bizarre and just continue talking as if what he just said was normal.

[@Jumbo58067]

He lives in a alternate reality where everything is wrong and sometimes comes to this reality to relay his stories

[@MrMikel85]

People say being high makes you more funny or creative but I remember once me and my friend just spent 5 minutes laughing at him passing me an Oreo, fun though

[@letz5464]

That made me laugh and I'm completely sober, I guess it's relatable

[@HerohammerStudios]

@@letz5464 Oreo's are universally funny

[@denteater3498]

For anyone wondering like I was even all these years later, a standard (D&D) goblin is 3-3.5 feet. So a foot to a foot and a half shorter than even Peter Dinklage.

[@MrGreyWolfAlpha]

Its weirdly comfortable having a fellow irishman on the show

[@Unclefungus]

It’s sad hearing Chris talk about stamper now

[@mayfalltribe4747]

Wait why what happened??

[@Unclefungus]

@@mayfalltribe4747 stamper said he doesn’t like oney he called him a hypocritical faggot for making a let’s play channel even tho Chris called them gay

[@madisondavis5640]

@@Unclefungus damn when did all of this happen?

[@ocelotmadness6287]

@@mayfalltribe4747 Oneyplays Stans causing drama because he offended them by being blunt

[@unclebaba3463]

​@Ocelot Madness just went and checked it out, from what it seems you're full of shit. It seems stamper went off the deep end a little if you know what I Mean

[@0ddreyXx]

27:37 you know a story is gonna be good when it starts with "this is gonna sound incredibly racist"

[@joshuabrown6256]

"First of all"

[@peefmcgoose2908]

"moral of the story"

[@spinebiscuit1139]

"listen"

[@Pinnaporaptor]

"Let me tell you something"

[@BeanerMan13]

These dudes watch movies on loop while they work. Well I watch muted movies on loop, while listening to this podcast, while I work

[@Ziggerath]

there is no standup in the world funnier than this lol

[@kgpspyguy]

What about when babies try to stand up and then fall into a rabbit hutch?

[@Wukeywukey]

All stupid jokes aside, you guys are amazing. You're probably the reason I may fail college.

[@MrSolzr]

Wukeywukey did you fail college?

[@Pale_Peryton]

Wukeywukey commenting for answers, I'm invested in this guy's education.

[@3nthamornin]

Wukeywukey did u fail or nah?

[@oakey03]

So, did you flunk out or what?

[@nicholasgeere5125]

Wukeywukey hows college

[@deltafox399j]

im mexican and im totally not offended by what spazkid said cuz hes right we get super competative with our soccer especially when there is a pig involved.

[@Zlarel]

I used to date a Mexican chick and she actually didn't care for soccer then one day I cooked us some bacon and she roared like a lion and bit my foreskin off (separate incidents)

[@darttito]

Oh my god. The whole talk about Jesus's foreskin? That's a real thing, it is a sacred relic that existed and was kept in a church and stuff. I can't believe you guys were just making joke over joke and just getting all of that right.

[@GamerNonGamer]

Just imagining Jesus screaming in the corner of my room is a hilarious thought.

[@silverc.8105]

The first 5 or so minutes Jeff sounds like a dad trying to connect with his nerdy son and his lame friends.

[@forpdrop3793]

Cory’s spaghetti bird story always fucking ends me

[@Dylans3Tears]

I just started watching these. Love Zach so mucj

[@waff8371]

me too

[@thejumpergaming4699]

*much

[@Grazzmazzium]

@@thejumpergaming4699 mucj*

[@br-1z_1z]

It is 2019 and I'm watching all of the sleepy cabin sleepycast podcasts before the summer ends, its Wednesday July 17 and 2:34 in the morning

[@br-1z_1z]

@neon ns it is the time of year to start the podcast all over again I just finished the first session

[@madisondavis5640]

@@br-1z_1z 4 in the morning I think this is my 5th time binging the cast

[@mixmasterfestus5506]

@@br-1z_1z I am starting my own journey of rewatching these for the 4th time. It never gets any less funny or captivating. I miss these boys.

[@thundercockjackson]

holy shit i hate time

[@Morticiaflava]

2022 2:50

[@VikingPoodle]

Ay. Chris still sorta has an accent in this. Can't really hear that anymore

[@RichterTheRat]

Rewatching these make me realize that a lot of Zach's humor is almost like he's immitating the way Cory says weird shit out of nowhere.

[@vextay7199]

I find myself doing that too, happens if I hang out with someone a lot, people subconsciously start to do that in groups, like you figure out what everyone sorta finds funny and you stick with it.

[@MrSolzr]

Here for my yearly pilgrimage to this wonderful podcast, godspeed future sleepycabinites ;*

[@TheJincorporated]

Keep em coming. I love these. Nothing better then waking up to sleepy cabin.

[@DzRocked]

Waking up *IN* sleeping cabin would be much better. Mhmmm!

[@olpdragon]

I fall to sleep to it, and then I can't sleep cuz I keep laughing out

[@GiveMeBass93]

1:12 - I disagree I saw a man at McDonalds who was out of his tits drunk, he kept asking for a vodka and coke then after the second time he said I'll just take a beer, it was hilarious.

[@IAmCipeRamo]

I’m extremely invested in Cory’s insane but awesome father, he reminds me of my old man as well lol

[@L.Pondera]

You know whats weird, in my town, we also had an Italian restaurant that was in a former bank, and srill had the vault. The bank also got robbed before closing down and opening in a new building. The restaurant didn't survive COVID pandemic.

[@GrinningAries]

This following has very little evidence, its just what seems right to me: 2'≤: Imp 2'-4': Goblin 5'-7': Hobgoblin or orc 8'≥: Ogre No one asked for this and I doubt many would want to read it but: In D&D and the many fantasy IPs that followed it, goblins were always around 3'-5'. Tolkien's works and some folklore are much more flexible towards their size, there were man-sized goblins/orcs (same thing by Tolkien definitions) in Middle Earth. In other folklore, goblins are specifically a variety of trickster being specifically noted being some size smaller than humans, at times literally sprite-sized (less than a foot tall). It should be noted that English uses the words goblin, elf, and troll to describe a wide variety of beings from different stories and folklore traditions, and don't have super specific definitions, except to describe some fictional sorts of beings, with goblins in particular to be ugly and/or tricksters as their only common distinctions, if they have any.

[@Condud1]

I appreciate your analysis

[@Vocanimeify]

"They dont hate gays but they do NOT want me to be gay"

[@AcidicMentality]

@tennebanoit they have good instincts

[@babynargacuga6736]

I.e. "We're fine with gay people, but we want grandkids please."

[@chrysallicide8988]

No podcast amounts to you guys. I've looked far and wide and sleepycast is still the only thing to get me to sleep. Thank you forever sleepycabin :,)

[@smileydog5941]

Same here. Its about to be 2020 and I still sleep to this

[@smileydog5941]

Now it IS 2020. August to be exact. Here I am again. 2:20 am. Trying to sleep.

[@dawidzadroga3510]

Sleepy cast: the podcast that can make men talking about how tall goblins are ,serious

[@monsieurlemon]

54:00 Zach's daddy story and Goblins

[@triplecrosscounter]

Chris' story of the rancid olive garden pizza reminded me of the time I got a pasta at olive garden that literally tasted like wax or something. I even gave it to my father because he refuses to waste food and he usually eats anything no matter what but he took one bite and just said "this isn't good" which was the first time i ever heard him say something like that before.

[@jaredquaglieri3731]

“Sending him to the exotic place” is a cool euphemism for killing something

[@griffenatekevinbacon]

god i wish theyd all just go back to this.

[@thecorbohole3637]

Going to correct Zach 5 years late here, the actor Rip Torn was actually arrested because he broke into a bank while drunk and he claimed he thought it was his house.

[@dabatswag5975]

Wait actually?

[@HerohammerStudios]

For realsies?

[@jakass]

Nah

[@Goatman_Gamer]

16:56 So that's where the "Are you a tourist" joke from Smiling Friends comes from.

[@thirstisr34l]

I'm with corey, dodgeball is fucking fun. I wish I could play it every week maybe.

[@merucrypoison296]

34:08 still to this day this is one of the biggest reason i will never forget the legendary podcast known as sleepycabin

[@wilsterwonkels7384]

59:55 "I honestly- I swear to gosh I saw a UFO when I was younger." "No you didn't, you saw an unidentified flying object." So, a UFO?

[@lauraalvah9777]

This podcast is the most underrated thing on this website.

[@bailey1117]

Cory is talking about blutz waves and it comes off the moon to make them oozarus.

[@eve4246]

1:08:28 is literally the best thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

[@failsrus96]

I fucking love the breadsticks and the Chicken Parmesan from Olive Garden, same with the chocolate mints they give you at the end.

[@worriorjack]

I love these podcasts. Holy craps. that cabin animated background is nice to look at too.

[@Drazwin]

Zach's voice is the best thing I've ever. Its nasally and sarcastic. Amazing.

[@byrgenwerthh]

i love when they pretend like what cory is saying is absolutely insane and he rushes to defend himself and says something actually crazy

[@SilicateOverlord]

Everyone needs a friend like Zach.

[@vanguardnumber4253]

God I miss this

[@moxopal3018]

This is the funniest podcast I’ve ever listened to

[@Optim121]

Holy fuck that Gandalf Gumbledwarf thing is making me cry laughing jesus christ

[@ashur5254]

I was looking for the comment that said this

[@21StaticXXSaint13]

53:50 I love Zach's stories

[@iLickDoorKnobs]

I've re-listened to all of these so many times and I still love them lol I really hope they keep these up. Favorite thing on youtube.

[@Armadill0h]

Ater all these years of listening, I'm only now hearing Chris reference LucasTheMagnificent at 11:05

[@iavv334]

When I am down and, oh, my soul, so weary; When troubles come and my heart burdened be; Then I am still and wait here in the silence, Until you come and sit awhile with me. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up to walk on stormy seas; I am strong when I am on your shoulders; You raise me up to more than I can be. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up to walk on stormy seas; I am strong when I am on your shoulders; You raise me up to more than I can be. There is no life - no life without its hunger; Each restless heart beats so imperfectly; But when you come and I am filled with wonder, Sometimes, I think I glimpse eternity. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up to walk on stormy seas; I am strong when I am on your shoulders; You raise me up to more than I can be. You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains; You raise me up to walk on stormy seas; I am strong when I am on your shoulders; You raise me up to more than I can be. You raise me up to more than I can be.

[@cakekong3191]

I have discovered a new purpose in life: Revive SleepyCast.

[@AdamuCinema]

Needs stamper

[@tommykarrick9130]

I cried laughing at gumbledorf I’m not ashamed

[@freezin114]

Zach, if God doesn't exist how do you explain the sunset? So many good gems after relistening. It was so random and incredibly well delivered.

[@ghostchild127]

THANK YOU I can't believe how many times I've seen people make weird, inaccurate comments or jokes about being on drugs, *especially* weed. My friend used to be one of these people. She now has a medical marijuana card. ~On a side note, even when people try to talk about acid and hallucinations, it's NOT that you see shit that's not there. Your perception is just all fucked up and things distort, and your eyes dilate so everything is much brighter and more vivid in color. This makes it nearly impossible to enter a 7-11 at 1am to get a bag of doritos due to the eye-searing fluorescent lighting.~

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I’m high right now and I can confirm that Gumbledorf is really, really fucking funny

[@thomasohare6140]

When I was little, my mother got me a tropical bird. She put it in the freezer though.

[@darkeimp555]

Jesus would've been circumcised though, right, because he was Jewish? Did they practice circumcision back then? I was pretty sure they did. Anyway, this is hilarious, even the second or third time around.

[@megamegapop12]

Oh heck yeah they circumcised back then. It was part of the covenant with Abraham.

[@darkeimp555]

Nicholas Nolan Thank you for finally verifying this, I see this every once in a while and always wished I could get closure without having to look up circumcision practices lol

[@megamegapop12]

Darke Imp It's my pleasure. Even if Christianity (or Judaism for that matter) isn't your thing it's always nice to share the word :)

[@Mr.Hatman]

16:41 Zach and Chris meeting at the airport

[@incrediblyundeniable2326]

The description XD I can't breathe...

[@shiny-xhunter4681]

I still love this podcast. It’s the best out there

[@hastyislive]

why the fuck is the jesus screaming not animated yet. all i can think of is zachs scream with jesus' face.

[@Dylans3Tears]

Corey is the most abrasive, obnoxious drunk asshole. I love it

[@Guts_Brando]

55:33 sweet Chris scream

[@gregoryschreiter]

chris: I saw a UFO when I was younger zach: No you didn't, you saw an Unidentified Flying Object 🤔

[@flipflopfloop5109]

ugh tom when was the last time you cut your nails

[@graymyers]

Cross fading is fucking stellar dude

[@cosmicvale]

I agree, but it has to be a good environment imo

[@Videogamer96_]

I love these, great work!

[@Grand_Slamwich]

Best podcast, I have listened to!!!

[@deviroux]

oh my god I shouldn't be listening to this in the campus library i keep almost losing it

[@McDrebbins]

You guys need to get a camera. That¨'d be great.

[@Jesse-rw5gh]

I actually had to pause the video and take a break for a little while after they started talking about Jesus. I legitimately couldn't breathe and was crying from laughter for like that whole 5 minutes straight