Slender Man Has Been Spotted - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

[@radiantduality8366]

Captain Sauce, you gotta increase a units weight when you scale them up. That way, you’re not walking around with a size of ten stories, and you’re as light as a feather.

[@spacetacos7574]

Like so we don’t get disappointed

[@alonzodrake6461]

Yeah he needs to notice this

[@jessicamassa9377]

like this so captain tomato notice dis

[@Hazy_Heart]

I made a unit 5x bigger and 10,000x heavier but it still fell over I think the unit creator is just too unfinished for giant units Edit: Because so many keep telling me that 10.000x is too heavy I tested it again; I had a 5x size fight 5 squires and 1 bard on flat ground, I tested the weights of 5x 7.5x, 10x, 15x, 20x and 25x but they never got up once they fell over. Side note: It is possible to get the giant to stand when controlling them so if you get a giant to stand up after falling it may be a fluke and you should run the fight again to be sure. Edit 2: I have tried lowering the size from 5x to 4x and it does seem to help a little, however, once the giant falls face-first onto the ground, it cannot get back up unless pushed (It may be able to get up on its own but I'm not watching a giant flail for 30mins just to find out). Side note 2: Adding a little speed might also help a little but I'm done testing.

[@NoGoodNames0]

@@Hazy_Heart you can’t do that it’s too heavy

[@3belowzero332]

"How are their little hearts not exploding?" They have become more powerful, more resilient, this is your last chance to change your ways.

[@07philip]

Yes, the evolution of the hobbits have started.

[@RaaaaaaaayMan]

But the still dumies

[@Aruug_]

Viva la hobbits

[@docriver6173]

Stfu captain sauce sucks.mattshea better x1000

[@qritical743]

Doc River they both amazing

[@ekek6598]

Hearing the words “Having a stroke” and “he’s doing fortnite dances” never sounded so right before.

[@TrueChaosLord]

Hehehehe HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[@thewhat626]

@GusDaner987 yeah it sucks so bad

[@KatsuisCooking]

@@thewhat626 their different beetween the game and the fandom/players tho

[@snedz3029]

msm gamer nice

[@Spamley_the_Porygon2]

Godzilla: survives nukes and lasers Godzirra: Gets a stroke within 10 seconds of combat

[@ardiesunday7900]

XD

[@shadowprime2118]

It’s Godzilla’s rip-off cousin

[@garchompinribs]

Netflix adaptation

[@SourceCod33]

It’s Godzilla’s meth addict cousin

[@rickyyy9712]

@@garchompinribs LMAOOOO

[@holy_scythe_wielder]

You can just hear the sheer fear in his voice when Slenderman got the elf off of The jolly man's shoulders lol

[@ryanthegamingkitty8545]

The pure shock and horror in his voice is honestly more believable than any reality tv star

[@holy_scythe_wielder]

@@ryanthegamingkitty8545 completely true! Lol

[@xXxINeedHelpxXx]

'o' HU 'o'

[@squashgaming7219]

yes

[@squashgaming7219]

1:09 INAPPROPRIATE

[@peterschilling1506]

"Santa is an eldritch god and no one can convince me otherwise" Dark Peasant: "Challenge accepted"

[@saxonflynn2712]

santa:do you want me to brig out my present minigun?

[@broarief2241]

Yes

[@stephenclaridge5654]

@@saxonflynn2712 super peasant: ill be the one to take care of that

[@gropue3622]

@@stephenclaridge5654 ballsack man: balls

[@RomanoImperium]

King: Am I joke to you? Wobbly horse:You foolish mortals cannot even withstand a fraction of my power

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

Elf: *exists* Slenderman: Hippity hoppity, your body is now my property

[@DEEZNUTS-yo1dx]

nice

[@S01id_5nake]

Didn't Joshdub say that. "Hippity, hoppity, wemen are property" you basicaly copied Joshdub

[@fleetadmiralauto6506]

@@S01id_5nake Why does that matter? Don't see his comment here, and it's a popular meme anyways.

[@lukegulley6838]

@@fleetadmiralauto6506 you don't know joshdub

[@tytytalks1745]

@@lukegulley6838 it's from dani

[@NB.Z]

"The elf got off the shelf and grabbed the two uzis and now wants blood." -CaptainSauce 2020

[@buckylover160]

So inspiring

[@THESLlCK]

another day at the office

[@eduardolopez9383]

God I saw this and my elf on the shelf is gone

[@monkez5172]

Mafia elfs

[@animeweeb675]

Love it

[@satan5448]

Everyone here is overlooking the dark humor this man has CaptainSauce : The tank is crushing them like a bunch of protesters .

[@khaled_maged]

nah we just got used to it satan

[@kangaroot_]

First time?

[@bingusthedingus6645]

“Why are some of the elf’s headless? What did Jesus do?” -CaptainSauce 2020

[@deathshop2172]

well, for the evangelicals to put the christ back in christmas, something's got to go. they're just following history and beheading nonbelievers to make extra space.

[@bluepearl4624]

“How are their little hearts not exploding?” Hobbits are lightning benders confirmed.

[@kohllhok3523]

Come on don’t start with me

[@James-zg3ci]

Uncle Iroh

[@lancearmstrongsmissingtest890]

Is that a reference?

[@isdisgudnam]

I mean iroh did say if lightning goes through a benders heart it still kills them, that's why they use their stomach to redirect lightning instead of letting it pass through the heart.

[@bluepearl4624]

@@Air-Real-Conditioner **Flashbacks to Book 3**

[@The_Wallflower]

Captainsauce: *laughing hysterically* “Haha, he looks like he’s in pain! *continues hysterical laughter*

[@AngelJenkins0816]

Just reading this makes me realize just how sadistic he is

[@RetroPro7101]

@@AngelJenkins0816 more like satanic

[@gayzer1020]

@@RetroPro7101 no sadistic is the right word

[@lovesicklunatik]

Sooo.... Sadistanic?

[@gayzer1020]

@@lovesicklunatik its not satanic

[@shradicle8576]

"Slenderman has been spotted!" Lore: well thats not gonna go well for you

[@johnsementa9844]

ENEMY SPOTTED

[@makadusmile6094]

😝😝😝

[@buckylover160]

Time to get the double barrel shotgun

[@Thedipsh_t]

Blind men: I live!

[@shradicle8576]

@@Thedipsh_t "proceeds to hear scp-173 footsteps"

[@sphinx4647]

That f*cking intro “This is actually going to be a fight!” killed me

[@gabeakagi6123]

@Alessandro Deleon Vanegas BAHAHAHA

[@NSMexicano2008]

L pfp

[@sirbilliam9081]

The captain is probably the only KZbin’s so far that doesn’t just use the unit creator to make overpowered dark peasant knock offs.

[@NegativeProductions52]

*ahem* Mr.KroJack.

[@adrianbridgeman8769]

Ikr all kro does is make op units that aren't fun to watch in my personal opinion.

[@sounddoom5836]

@@NegativeProductions52 Kro makes good units until he gives them abilities and health

[@MOMKUNG999]

e

[@Johanimate]

@@sounddoom5836 true that's why I watch Ginja

[@zaneorichimi6781]

"They're going to drop slenderman like the expired youtube trend he is"

[@treyanderson5005]

And the horror in his voice after the elf gets impaled

[@gigacurtis]

I read this as soon as he was saying that in the beginning 😂

[@jerthemfbear1841]

Who’s been naughty who’s been nice who’s never gonna find your body under the ice

[@carsonyeohkaisheng7542]

The kids in my basement

[@turkle.]

Lol

[@nikzubyk6396]

@Swatofficer JD two tabs episodes ago

[@Idiotc]

Too late

[@josiahsquyres1125]

That's from his other video

[@GreeNLeaF32]

He should have all his custom units face each other in a tournament

[@GamesplayMe643]

“Don’t let them penetrate the ranks” -Captain sauce 2020 two days before the demonetization

[@legendarylegodude11]

I love how at the end he's just fed up with something HE created

[@Offical_RemyKWNicholls]

Best channel ever. Fans hating you for the smallest things like not reacting the way they expect you to is hard. Take it from someone with experience. But it's good that you stayed positive. Just ignore the haters, and eventually, they'll go away. This channel has helped me a lot through the pandemic. You may not realise it Cap but everyday you are touching so many hearts and giving people a reason to fight through tough times. So on behalf of all of your subscribers: Thank You, and good luck to reach 2 Million, you deserve it. #ThankYouCaptainSauce #CaptainSauce2020WWEWarriorAward

[@jaydenbenenhaley4829]

"You mess with one collage student you mess with them all" The rest quote in this video (referring too clowns).

[@milesbailor5019]

*best

[@milesbailor5019]

*to

[@tjhorsfield4152]

@@milesbailor5019 you missed out college.

[@tired_fish56]

"It's just treating you guys like protesters" -captainsauce 2020

[@MsMinay]

Some random dude who can’t take a joke: aCtUaLlY tHaT wAs A vErY rEaL tHiNg ThAt ShOuLd NoT bE jOkEd AbOuT

[@Tomato-Cherry]

Ah yes tianamen square 2 electric boogaloo

[@rplunkett36]

@@Tomato-Cherry apparently the tank didn't run over that guy in Tianamen Square.

[@RainStreet28]

Santa Claws: You Bastard... killed my Elf! SlenderMan: eh... I thought that was a Big Bug on your back?

[@mystic_nemesis1529]

“There gonna drop slender man like the dead KZbin trend that he is” I died when he said that lmao 😂

[@johnsementa9844]

and just like that they did

[@overthetop4239]

You should make the grinch, otherwise no one can put up a fight against Santa.

[@literallyjustmemes2603]

I do agre

[@deathuwu7545]

yes it needs to be done!

[@cherolyntaylor277]

Well i got one unit i made that could put up a fight against santa claws

[@kristianmoranfente4559]

KONO DIO DA!

[@thescout3546]

He should make krampus not the grinch

[@Aeternus75]

Santa Klaws has his elf accomplice now so we need a Krampus unit and just the uzi elf for the true Christmas horror faction

[@the_knightcatTTv]

This was easily one of the funniest episodes in a long while.

[@Family-Misck-eldest]

Yep

[@jaakkohaapasalo1873]

1:09 I love how he keeps a straight face while talking

[@ahyanimalw3831]

1:14 Cap: “Alright guys there coming!” Me: literally

[@southcoastrepofficialsumme8524]

Glad someone noticed

[@jerik22100]

"don't let them *penetrate* the ranks" ya don't say

[@ahyanimalw3831]

Lol

[@southcoastrepofficialsumme8524]

@@ahyanimalw3831 lol

[@SleeplessDingus2662]

I'm not the only ToxicWasteOfTime...

[@vaughnceollivierre2005]

"Did the elves die of praying" never in a million years i thought i whould hear this sentence.

[@juliamccaughey7650]

At first i read that as Elvis lol

[@Frogboyaidan]

@@juliamccaughey7650 same

[@blackneptune330]

"When he dies he takes people out with him" I haven't laughed that hard in a while

[@dylan.t4872]

Wolverine + Christmas + Gymnast/Acrobat = Santa Claws

[@07philip]

"Managed to find himself some little blue renaissance pill." *Best quote in a while.* 🤣🤣

[@Doomslayr677]

Ok you are a true fan of this channel because you have ALOT of comments on his videos

[@07philip]

@@Doomslayr677 I guess I am lol

[@07philip]

Petition for Cap to do an hour long Q and A at 2 millions subs:

[@ownzone8172]

Where do I sign

[@themrdoggop7535]

YUS

[@ronyrubinov7449]

This is an hour old rn

[@dillongause7528]

Never gonna happen but hey good luck lol

[@jakemaelstrom1404]

I don't actually agree with this for some reason. Wait, if I don't agree with this, WHY AM I EVEN IN THIS PART OF THE COMMENTS SECTION?!

[@sebastianjones1660]

captainsause: I wish the spooking was more area of effect TABS: we need to add this One day later Banshee: Are you kidding me

[@rudyantosarmiento8971]

It’s not banshee it’s Skelton giant

[@cartermack2582]

"they're coming, don't let them penetrate the ranks!" As he fights hobbits in a battle formation shaped like a dong...

[@temugebagira6592]

that was funny as hell

[@OneAndOnlyMichael2]

8:32, I like to think that the horse just played dead just so he wouldn’t have to get killed.

[@buckylover160]

Yeah probably that's what happened

[@shadowcrafter4677]

Once again, you can change projectiles of ranged weapons by clicking on them and going to stats. Like so Cap can see.

[@amandaberry5190]

"I love that is punch Is just 'no! You're scared'" -CaptainSauce, 2020

[@mav5907]

"He looks like he's in pain" *continues laughing*

[@greya2397]

I love the Cap's videos. They're one of the few things that make me smile a lot

[@iamacatperson7226]

Ah, the memories of when everything horror related was just slender man... Never realized I seem to have created a war... time to get the popcorn

[@qwackers7999]

That and fnaf

[@aumitanner705]

Ahh the good old days

[@ajduwhdd3406]

Yeah now it's just giant walking corpses with sirens for heads and cat from a cartoon show This is a joke please dont be offended if you like these horror characters

[@benjaminkent9322]

Honestly tho

[@bodhithekid5899]

I remember the rake because it was near where I was at the time that thing scared the shit out of me lol

[@jaisolnarvaez5961]

Godzirro: I love you you love me let's all be happy no more fighting today now let's have a good night we will play tomorrow. Captainsause: dang it godzirro.

[@El_Gato_The_Goat]

Underrated comment

[@TheBoiMyers]

I have a challenge for you. I call it the 12 slays of Christmas: 1 Santa Claws 2 Slender Men 3 Nanners 4 Bubbles 5 Commander Chckns 6 Lightning Archers 7 Peasants 8 Monks 9 Elves 10 Painters 11 Hafflings 12 Poachers

[@harleystar]

This might be the most I've laughed ever when godzirra was there lmao

[@MOMKUNG999]

same

[@gametime5200]

“ Did he have a stroke? Should we call life alert?” Cap 2020

[@lesxtan1127]

15:42 Santa only won beacuse he lifted his armpit up to give Slederman a fatal sniff of Merry Whiffmas

[@John-mp4qc]

Hahaahahahah😂😂😂😂😂

[@kacewu1128]

THIS COULD ACTUALLY BE A FIGHT Well, I mean the guy has an elf with 2 Uzi’s and he has claws made of the STRONGEST metal in existence

[@levisouthwell2099]

The elf has 2 uzi

[@UsedToiletPaperr]

It's not an AK-47 it will be a fight because it's just slender man, like slender man is strong ok.

[@Attrixine]

Those are MAC-10’s.

[@UsedToiletPaperr]

@@Attrixine No captainsause said those were uzi's

[@gapetheapegod7976]

@@UsedToiletPaperr and Kace Wu said they were AK-47s

[@wafflesarenotnew6557]

George’s dinosaur: “help I am having a brain hemorrhage”

[@SammieChillGuyOof]

George?

[@SammieChillGuyOof]

@Dem0 i don't speak accusation and i hate most british content so no

[@davidelliott2501]

@@SammieChillGuyOof I am british for fuck sake

[@Mr_Monolith]

@@SammieChillGuyOof your acting like all our content is just crappy kids shows even though we make good shit link Kingsman, Snatch, Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels and The Imbetweeners.

[@Shock356]

@@Mr_Monolith never heard of em cuz im merican but u do make good stuff tho

[@unbeatablesean2462]

Cap if you turn off the default win condition in both sides in your sandbox game so there is no more win conditions then when one team wins it wont freeze instantly and you can see the aftermath of the battle

[@iicon7312]

Me: sees slenderman video **clicks** Also me: Oh a tabs video, cool Still me: wait, thats just the reaper without the scythe

[@axolotlwithaglock1769]

Captain sauce: * takes away reapers scythe changes his clothes and calls it slender man* Me: * Upgrade the reaper turns him into a humanThen gives him an upgraded form that is stronger than the super peasant*

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

Yes

[@NoGoodNames0]

@@axolotlwithaglock1769 what about the dark peasant?

[@axolotlwithaglock1769]

Joe D IV It’s stronger than that

[@halofan3379]

I all ways though slender man in tabs would be a re-skin of the reaper

[@lorenzopastorelli1114]

“These figures are gonna be gone forever” Next year: “YO NEW FIGURES COMING SOON”

[@CaptainSauce]

They sold out in 3 days and can't be made again. No plans on making a different figure and this coming from the guy who hasn't promoted or even updated his merch store in 3 years.

[@jarjardirt2417]

Lol

[@lebird1559]

You have merch?

[@codylutz189]

Sauce you going to do a Spider-Man Miles Morales play through when you get a ps5

[@bakugou4323]

@@CaptainSauce can Slender Man beat the wobbly horse that is the question

[@THESLlCK]

"I believe in you santa!!!" -CS, 2020

[@NotMySelfAtAll]

CSGO

[@blauwbeer556]

Hearing this out of context makes him seem like a delusional schizophrenic XD

[@THESLlCK]

@@blauwbeer556 most of anything he says out of context makes him seem like a delusional schizophrenic

[@justarandompan3021]

Ah yes, the ultimate fight: Santa vs. Slenderman.

[@misterskeleton_yt7854]

Ya mean *Kråmpüs*

[@thecoconutman3282]

Correction: Santa and a Gun wielding elf

[@Swagpion]

I misread Santa as sans

[@misterskeleton_yt7854]

@@Swagpion S A N D S

[@simonegrant2667]

True the ultimate fight

[@DeclanMaxMcGuire]

"bubbles was yearning to be created, so he could destroy" sounds like a crappy movie intro line

[@icecreamcat2476]

You should give Slender Man tentacles five times. Maybe then he'll have more stabbiness.

[@jaysondavis9693]

1:08 Get you mind out of the gutter, it’s obviously a flying claw Edit: CaptainSauce, why haven’t you hearted or responded to comments in years? Is it because you don’t want to favor some and can’t go through them all, is it because you now use Twitter to talk to us, or something else entirely?

[@galaxytwins2929]

Oh wait it's a 🐀 but a face

[@Tv6O6O]

The best part was that he said “ok guys they’re coming”

[@introvertinsomniacgaming7174]

@@Tv6O6O Don't let them Penatrate the ranks

[@jaysondavis9693]

@@introvertinsomniacgaming7174 nah, he said it more like “penAYaYtAyTe

[@x3r0_]

@@introvertinsomniacgaming7174 Ok good I wasn't sure if the lighting would bounce around or the arrows would stick in them

[@VVane01]

"they're gonna absolutely drop slenderman" was the first phrase of the day

[@colepudge2044]

4:43 *sad godzira noises* 6:56 *happy godzira noises* Btw because of how godzira was acting, Did you make sure to set the unit weight right?

[@angelromero2412]

You should make an entire Christmas faction. With Santa, the elfs, elks if possible. And maybe Mrs. Clause

[@colepudge2044]

Easter faction: Egg throwers Egg catapults Easter bunny Etc.

[@theunderlyinghaterlol7]

That would be amazing

[@NotMySelfAtAll]

What about the Raindolphs?

[@colepudge2044]

@@NotMySelfAtAll the wobbly horses...

[@colepudge2044]

@Pikychu good point.

[@spino650]

You should manually increase Santa Claws and the elves's power during december but lower it on any other month portraying that the holiday season makes them hungrier for blood

[@webtoonreader602]

YES

[@EvangelicaVT]

“I want the neon faction back” I WANT THE CHICKEN MAN MAN

[@adriannavarrete9332]

SAME

[@has2give]

Cackin

[@adriannavarrete9332]

@@has2give what

[@EvangelicaVT]

@@has2give can you spell is chicken

[@dereckteixeira9520]

Chicken man has been replaced with the scarecrow cause he also summons units

[@deadchatguymakescontent3691]

"We'll start things off with the lightning archer" i made this like yesterday and i didnt expect sauce to make it too

[@reveardthegreat8402]

CaptainSauce:"he looks like his in pain me:ye also Captainsauce:"continues to laugh" also me:"starts laughing too"

[@Rocketfeller1273]

5:37 captainsauce:he looks like hes in pain also captainsauce: *laughing so hard he can’t breathe*

[@the_knightcatTTv]

Poor Godzilla

[@Rocketfeller1273]

@@the_knightcatTTv no its godzira

[@DoodleBreadOfficial]

4:52 Captainsauce: OH No, Did He Have A Stroke? Me At First: ... Also Me Later: *Realization* I See What You Did There....

[@kiazkhazz7740]

I dont get it

[@superiorserperior5937]

Please explain?

[@DoodleBreadOfficial]

@@superiorserperior5937 Godzilla had a (REDACTED) Stroke, and (REDACTED) Died...

[@DoodleBreadOfficial]

@@kiazkhazz7740 I told @Superior Serperior what you need to hear, if you know the MEME...

[@JayStay2Crazy]

This is the funniest tabs gameplay I’ve ever seen and captain sauces reactions make it even better

[@Suds_340]

12:43 "you mess with one college graduate, you mess with all of us" ye, definitely gonna get revenge on all these damn CLOWNS

[@copterinx0468]

"Tesla like Elon Musk not Tesla like Command and Conquer." Nikola Tesla:

[@nesrinsalama5337]

Makes sense

[@theunderlyinghaterlol7]

"Am I a joke to you?"

[@Booguffle]

12:30 "I believe in you swing that stupid hammer" the most motivational quote ever

[@tandave78]

Flying Avalanche: 70 cheerleaders and 3 or more catapults vs 3 ice giants. Swords Hurricane: 35 cheerleaders and 3 swordcasters vs 1 ice giant.

[@turkle.]

* laughs hysterically * *HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S IN PAIN*

[@lisacuzzort9405]

When godzillio was in greece, the entire thing almost killed me. Tonight I ate a lot of Mexican food and Im laughing to DEATH

[@theanarchist9733]

I have a new unit idea, those wings from the lightning archer, armor, and on a wobly horse with spears, THE WINGED HUSSAR! make a big group of them come down the mountain on the legacy map, attacking a group of whatever while there are archers in the church that stay there

[@Hamptertin]

God of death: dark person hands reaper wings Vlad spikes sword caster swords and hover also make him look cool thank you

[@peepeemario4771]

Cap: makes the hobbits in the shape of a **** Also cap: don’t let them penetrate Me: 0.0

[@getyeeted6549]

anyone who plays conquerors blade knows that those wings on those lightning archers look like whinged hussar wings

[@ray3413]

Elf: *exists* Slender man: hippity hoppity your now on hentai property

[@Major_oc3lot]

The world needs more people of your genius

[@mrcricket275]

@@Major_oc3lot ye

[@mrcricket275]

Ye

[@mrcricket275]

Ye

[@mrcricket275]

Ye

[@b-17theflyingfortress]

Me:(Sees wings from the lightning archer) *W H E N T H E W I N G E D H U S S A R S A R R I V E D*

[@etheron123]

COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE

[@b-17theflyingfortress]

@@etheron123 A CRY FOR HELP IN TIME OF NEED

[@adrianstephenson5730]

@@b-17theflyingfortress ITS A DESPERATE RACE AGINST THE MINE

[@b-17theflyingfortress]

@@adrianstephenson5730 AND A RACE AGAINST TIME

[@noahramey9593]

Hey cap I think Santa is strong maybe because his attacks have three bits since each hand has three claws that he hits with so maybe when he hits someone each time since they are being hit by three claws it does three times as much damage as whatever you set it to in the unit creator.

[@British-Imperator]

3:26 Oh come on captain! There’s no way I’ll be able to watch this is China now!

[@onetomeplz5825]

You tube is band there to

[@orangygrapefruit7466]

The nostalgia hit me like a brick

[@phantom_commando5296]

16:48 all thats left is to drag them to the word Francis and your done 🤣

[@shrekeiloneil516]

Sauce: he’s a lot Faster than the reaper Me: 😏

[@2dicey841]

The first impression of Godzira is like a drunk 10 year old with ants watching, does a fortnite dance and blacks out drunk.

[@bluepearl4624]

It hit the dab and hit the floor.

[@luigiman64]

Lol I was thinking the exact same thing

[@thebeekeeper6788]

Santa does a backflip and slits the throat of the Minotaur cap 'HOW IS HE THIS STRONG!

[@pandora0016]

“I believe in you!!!” Sauce will not get coal this year. He has been a good- *sees dong made of hobbits* Never mind.

[@naga3144]

LMAO

[@cliftvc9084]

Lol, found u again

[@theimmortaldragon7306]

Lmao

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

Santa Claws should he a special range at where he throws a rock

[@pandora0016]

Ah yes a minecraft stack of likes

[@jookie8469]

"Don't let them penetrate our defenses"

[@animekid7562]

Captainsauce: Alright guys they're coming Me: Dying Of Laughter

[@roonsy8659]

"Uzis are a lot more powerful than prayers" CaptainSauce -2020

[@fatboijoshua6102]

These words are very false as prayers are alot more powerful

[@afrothunder4131]

6 year old me: what happens if santa dies This video: hmm idk about that

[@ToxicAutisticTrash]

14:41 What he said reminded me of the video “50 Shades of Santa”

[@papyrus2001]

SINCE WHEN DID A MONSTER LIKE THAT EXIST?!

[@williamhiegel2756]

Always

[@misterskeleton_yt7854]

Since sans was cooler than you Approximating 1000000000090000000000999000002000000000400000000000000000 years ago Calcium forever Your also Cool papyrus

[@willcooper5389]

4:51 omg cap that's such a good reference 😂😂😂

[@soap9427]

Santa’s elf always opens with the duel uzi sweep, as if it were part of a move set

[@prince-of-water]

You know that thing you've said alot? "It's like throughing pebbles at a tank"? I want you to do that. 20 rockthroughers 1 tank

[@Is_Somebody_Here]

Oh wow how have not seen this anywhere else great idea lol. R O C K A G A I N S T T A N K

[@iicon7312]

Me: excited to watch this video The Safeway ad: You want some *GRAVY* ?

[@janiceodonnell583]

You mess with one college graduate, you mess with all of us. CaptainSauce 2020 In all our hearts, we love his quotes, videos, and jokes.

[@cringeusername9961]

1:11 puns incomming "coming" "penetrating" etc