Slime Rancher - Reading YouTube Comments - PART #5

lewis reads some youtube comments
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[@KRN0510]

i actually really enjoy lewis talking about things like his encounters with his landlord and other experiences

[@JustinMGWF]

Lewis is a big mouth breather.

[@vanliewn]

i died when sips shouted "don't play with your food! eat it!"

[@RudeDudeMikeTMTheRudeDudes]

He channeled his paternal instincts

[@robbiem13]

I choked on my tree shaped mashed potato

[@Horrorz95]

I want Lewis to be my spirit animal.

[@Nuke89x]

+A_Random_Badger here's the thing though. *_Humans_*_ are actually animals!_ take that as what you may.

[@Jake007123]

+ƷƸ Jᴇяᴏᴍᴇ 🌀 Sᴛяᴏɴɢᴘᴏᴜɴᴅ ƷƸ Blasphemy!

[@matthewriddell1372]

Tabby slimes: Diet: meat Cmon m8

[@matthewriddell1372]

Feed the cats the hen hens!

[@SearchWolf]

+MїĈhÃЭĹ ĴoЯđÃй My cats eat crunchy stuff from a bag.....

[@Theylon2000]

+Matthew Riddell ...yup...even mentioned it himself earlier in the video, dicks were ripped this day...

[@zachralston8925]

Love the channel guys! Sips, think like a rancher! To get more plorts, you need to ranch more slimes. Then, sit back and let them do all the work for you! Or, think like a Ferengi. "Employees are rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them." (211 Rule of Acquisition).

[@JubJubtheWonderHippo]

Day 12: Sips still doesn't know the slimes don't mate, they eat plorts.

[@Bertidope]

Love getting really high and putting on some crazy music and just seeing where sips goes in the episode.

[@LilSmeggy]

I think this channel is just about perfect in every way, keep up the good work guys :)

[@ProxyMohawk]

Compared to the Yogscast's content, these videos are not worth their time. So I hope that means they do them for fun, not for profit, because the channel's got a great vibe like classic Yogscast. Hope they keep having fun with it too.

[@GEM4sta]

+Kogasa Tatara Obviously it isn't for profit.

[@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT]

+Edhellen Gilthoniel I am not one of the 83% then.

[@sneegsnag]

It's hilarious how lewis talks all this trash on various people and then Sips is like "nah dude shut up that's bullshit." Always makes my day

[@1313becca1313]

I don't comment almost ever because I rarely have anything of substance to say. But I just thought I'd mention how much I've been enjoying these videos. My husband and I look forward to listening to them together whenever they're posted. Thanks!

[@ElementalOctopus]

Actually in America it's the law that they have to treat you no matter what. You get billed after, but even if you can't pay they are legally required to treat you.

[@bamjo8750]

+ElementalOctopus yeah, and people who can't pay usually just go to the emergency room and just don't pay the bill. You don't actually have to choose a finger to lose.

[@ButterflyGhostBFG]

Legally if you don't have insurance or 'obama care' they aren't obliged to treat you. You could be dying on the floor and they can just leave you too it. Thanks obama

[@TheShinyDunsparce]

Browncoatlowe What? If it's an emergency they don't even ask about insurance until it's all said and done.

[@ButterflyGhostBFG]

TheShinyDunsparce Most places will treat you, because they aren't bastards...but they aren't legally obliged too.

[@JollyWarCookies]

Thanks guys, I'm having lots of technical difficulties with my gaming rig causing problems with my online classes and have been super frustrated. This video has calmed me down a lot and helped.

[@ReindeerTrex]

Slimes don't mate the way you think sips, you feed them a plort that isn't theirs and then they grow. When you feed the big ones a plort they don't produce they become tar. You can make a rock tabby hybrid if you want.

[@DoctorSweaters]

sips and lewis sure are strong and handsome gee whiz

[@kevindoyle5696]

I love team double dragon. Lewis ranting and Sips playing games is the perfect combination

[@bamjo8750]

I would watch the shit out of a Lewis/Sips XCOM playthrough with yogscast named soldiers.

[@jasonlee6326]

cup the balls work the shaft

[@KRN0510]

just about to go to sleep and was searching for something to listen to , team dripping dongs just uploaded a video? hell yeah!

[@weerdo_6216]

i like hearing you read the comments, this should be a series.

[@BettyLucille]

Random conversation and random games, my two favorite things on KZbin!

[@JustinMGWF]

I love the rambles, it's great to listen to.

[@drewowlstudio]

I watch these half for the game and half for the wonderful conversations!

[@westwestall9077]

the slimes dont mate, they eat eachothers plorts and then crossbreed as such. say if you wanted a pink tabby, you would feed a tabby a pink plort.

[@closetwarrior]

I've had strep throat for like 3 weeks now, and I really need to go to the doctor to get antibiotics but I don't have insurance and it would literally cost me thousands of dollars to see a doctor here in the US. So I guess I'm going to die or something idk

[@BlueStormZion]

+closetwarrior That's bullshit. Basic checkup for ear, nose, and throat will cost you 120 dollars TOPS, and then basic antibiotics, Immoxicillin I believe, will be around that same cost. Thousands of dollars my ass.

[@lordoptiplex]

+closetwarrior "literally thousands of dollars" for a strep thought? I dont think so. Healthcare is rediclious but not THAT redcilious.

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

+lordoptiplex Ridiculous*

[@TheGrace020]

+closetwarrior im happy i live in The EU Sweden

[@ItTakesTwoReviews]

I had to pay 2000 to set a broken wrist

[@rickm2001]

Absolute Gold! Thank you for the chucks guys.

[@r0m0games]

I've watched the yogscast for who knows how long, and team double dragon aside from sip's Skyrim series is the best thing ever!

[@ryanswift3651]

team double dragon the best team, the best youtubers. Its surprising that you didn't stop after uploading 16 videos (like you did last year).

[@maurelius22]

I never really watch the video, I just listen to the conversation, I really like it.

[@nlmod]

I actually have an official doctor that is one of those armchair doctors that google's my symptoms...

[@ribby9069]

Sips you can just fill those pens up- loads of slimes to a pen

[@EmpereurNapoleonex]

I actually like Slime Rancher and I definitely love this channel

[@enchantblood]

Ya'll should talk about how you met one another! Love you guys, I watch your videos as often as I can :D

[@Newsomnia]

This Episode: Lewis half paying attention to sips, half paying attention to Lewis, reading comments about him only half paying attention.

[@HQuinn22]

SIPS, you have to feed the plorts of one slime to another to make them become hybrids, and lewis is a big mouth breather.

[@termacraft7212]

Best duo, I love this channel!

[@stalhein62]

Much like Hat Films' Trials series, this is far better to listen to in the background than to simply watch.

[@onix9818]

you guys are awesome most the yogscast is, love to work with you guys some day soon

[@mardiray159]

being teacher, a landlord, and a doctor, yet also being a fan of both Sips and Lewis, does this indicate I should change my KZbin subscriptions?

[@theocan]

There needs to be an XCOM 2 playthrough by Sips and Lewis. I'd love to play the game myself but right now, I'm barely able to afford my own damn groceries. The university life is both the best and worst.

[@phibesandpichu]

Slimes can't eat there own plorts. When a base slime eat a plort it becomes a hybrid slime so if a pink slime eats a rock plort it becomes a pick sock slime. When a hybrid slime eat a plort it becomes the tarr. So you can only keep two diffent types of slime in one cage and that still can be dangerious if a stray plort wanders in there.

[@warrcoww6717]

This was the best episode

[@A10troll]

sips says he has mental limitations, impossible. he is the epitome of human intelligence and evolution. keep on choochin sips

[@samfelton3244]

i love these videos and i looked at the wiki for ten seconds and you collect water and fire it at the tarr tarr so good luck

[@Okuu__]

im shocked that team double dongers is still uploading content, keep up the fantastic work you two .

[@WilliamChamberlainKlaw]

Problem with using pencils for math though is you have to keep them sharp. And eventually the pencil marks on the paper wear out if it's in a folder or book.

[@jelly4muhbelly391]

"and it's really sensitive too! Ooohhhh...." XD

[@Travmann777]

I want to hear Sips talk about his old college (im currently going to the same college, and I believe the same program he was in)

[@direodogaron886]

+Terror Van You are going for an associates in programming?

[@Travmann777]

James Beem Not certain about associates (or what I get at the end of this 2 year program) but it is in computer programming.

[@paleodan]

Poor hungry cats being taunted by a pen full of chickens.

[@1234reznov]

I self diagnosed my self when my abdomen was in serious pain, and it said it was appendicitis. I go to the walk in center and they say I have gall bladder issues, the next day im taken to A&E with intense pain for them to say yeah mate, you've got appendicitis and I went into surgery instantly. Googling it isn't too bad as long as you dont take it as gods word.

[@daultonstadlbauer9038]

Yeah it's so hard in America to go the doctors it's a whole 10 dollars to get checked up

[@direodogaron886]

Lewis should look into a grocery delivery service. He apparently never has food in his house.

[@fanofactionflicks]

Sips you remember getting off school on blizzard days then playing in the snow after the blizzard? Lewis did you get days off of school for poor weather?

[@yabozoable]

I LIKE WHEN YOU READ COMMENTS

[@louie6]

I needed a piss while watching but it died down for a bit but now my bladder is about to explode.

[@bicer6742]

did any of u see deadpool yet and if yes how did u like it? i just saw it in 4dx and it was freakin amazing

[@reubenbirch]

sounds great

[@kohp111]

I watch for the half-assed 'bants, not the game per se. If it was available on Yogspod, I think I'd even prefer it.

[@bgiff2410]

Tip: When looking at a slime, you can find their diet in the top right.

[@chachevt]

sips the tabby slimes eat meat also you can see what a slime eats in the top right amount of your screen

[@Kags]

Pink slimes will eat anything and since he's basically mixing everything with pink...

[@qenton1163]

its not like its says in the right upper corner what they eat is it

[@nop2774]

i only use pens when doing math, my math teacher actually encouraged it and said just to scratch out anything thats wrong

[@at-least-3-characters-]

I believe you can make a carrot farm in the pen area. Could be useful for the auto-feeder

[@mosisusasu9205]

5;18 I laughed my ass off at this for some reason

[@r4fken]

No, dont go to the doctors for the trivial things. Its saturating emergency rooms and slowing down care to those who need it most.

[@potato-hj9nm]

i dont use pencils for maths (unless its a diagram or somthing and even then it depends if i can be bothered to change what im holding)

[@lost_cause_]

This is great to watch high

[@303HammerHead]

Here is a comment for you guys: Keep'em comming! this is fannntastic

[@Fredboy67]

This channel may as well be a podcast due to you not needing to focus on the gameplay. It's great for me to wander the lands of Skyrim!

[@visual9ine]

Can we have Lewis playing Dota 2 and Sips quizzing him on history?

[@niamh1132]

Plz read - Sips is my spirit animal. Also this is just a podcast with a game in the back ground... Its amazing, please do more

[@CensoredHarbor]

I think that the reason Sips ends up promoting sales of the games that he plays is that everyone watching him gets so up in arms about how wrong he's doing it that they just HAVE to go out and do it better

[@antam8377]

Great for in the background while playing factorio

[@The-Real-Term]

Let's play F M K 1. Sips 2.Lewis 3.Tony Danza

[@jpjavip]

F: Tony Danza M: Sips K: Lewis (Sorry Lewis)

[@theredpanda33]

+Term F: Tony Danza M: Lewis K: Sips

[@hiddenhistoriesofamerica]

Hold me closer tony danzaaaaa Had to do it...

[@AtomiCZlut]

F: all of them M: all of them

[@alexstevens8217]

Fun fact- I googled my symptoms of having lumps in undesired areas... Turned out I did actually have Varicocele Veins

[@KittersUwU]

Sips, press escape and read the slime wiki. It tells you everything you need to know in the game.

[@irontom1052]

I like just lewis blabber on, and if I don't have any thing to play ill watch it

[@johnhay6380]

Would you please at some point play a co op game? love the stuff keep it up!

[@fitflixshortz]

do you remember when your parents told you to stop keep coming in and out of the house so you had to stay outside the whole day?

[@saintlarfleeze3551]

Wow. He actually read my comment on video. Never thought that would happen. :)

[@bombstar10]

The combination of dick ripping Sips gameplay and Lewis rambling is perfect.

[@geekparkingonly2802]

Sips and or lewis, rant about how filthy tupperware really is, nice comment right... It's pretty amazing

[@LambentRayne]

So I wonder how they film this, are they in the same room talking and Lewis is watching. Or is it over some kind of teamspeak thingy and Lewis watches via his computer. Ps. Thanks for playing this game guys, looks like a lot of fun. I will be purchasing it at some point. :)

[@CasualMinistries]

If you think about it. Plorts are slime DNA.. Therefore, you are playing a slime jizz farming simulator..

[@SmallFreakingJack]

I eat sips' parental skills for breakfast, mmm very healthy

[@GEM4sta]

Hi Sips and Lewis!!! I was wondering, what is the most stressful thing you deal with in KZbin? What's the biggest hurdles that you overcome, or the most difficult thing to deal with. Also, how difficult is it to make videos like this that make very little profit when you could be making incredibly profitable videos on your main channel? Is it very easy? Or do you think about it often and wonder if maybe making more popular content is simply better.

[@swiss-xnxxmasse3439]

Reading comments in a video...Pretty Meta Lewis :P

[@joshyboy82]

Lol, I don't remember writing that comment, but I do remember eating that salad.

[@Kandall05161]

Lewis, you're uh...a big mouth breather.

[@chuckkygatgens9051]

Longer episodes plz ❤️😍🍟🍉🍓🌭🍖🌮🍕🍺🍊

[@maxevans9834]

the tabbies do combine you have to feed them the pink plort

[@TheGleasonMan87]

Serenity now... insanity later.

[@jesseatkinson9926]

Sips talking about the American medical system is like armchair doctors working with WebMD: they don't know what they're talking about haha. Only the most heartless of doctors will refuse service, especially in emergency situations, and after services have been rendered, payment plans can be worked out, insurance will cover things if you have it, etc. No one has to choose between keeping their ring finger and their index finger...

[@robertbraines177]

Create a farm for carrots also if you go to the house you can skip night.

[@brownmonkey3851]

I wish sips would actually explore a little more rather than going to the same spots each time

[@J031WG]

Hi lewis, it's your landlord... I'm standing right behind you >:D

[@OctoberSeaKitten]

They don't mate Sips... They 'combine' by eating each others' shit and gaining their power. Also it's not certain slimes that combine to make the Tarr, all of them can combine to make Tarrs if you combine more than two slimes. So that means only 2 kinds 'o slimes per pen, 3 will kill them all.

[@michellebryte5916]

look around for other paths

[@maxevans9834]

that's how most of them comvine