Slime's Valorant Digest Vol 1: The Road to Gold

[@Squeph]

The worst part of moving away from home was I could no longer rely on my parents to tell me on a daily basis how disappointed they were in me. Finally, Slime's streams have come to fill that void.

[@snazzyd4467]

My brother in arms

[@DisastrousCake]

“Stay safe out there boys. I’m 31.” is an amazing way to sign off after a game

[@Konfuzion]

the best valorant streamer, no competition

[@MindBlowerWTF]

like no competition at all, he just loses.

[@warceline5828]

you might even say he's changing the way people are streaming valorant tbh

[@sm00typroductions6]

Cool to the a fellow rust Degen also be a fan of the yard, cheers.

[@Zinjo]

The only stream highlight series you'll ever need

[@caddcadd]

im sayin

[@ElBiebs]

What a hard hitting exposè on how RIOT is convincing the youth that eSports is cool, keep doing gods work slime

[@MAJ0ROCEL0T]

That paired along with keeping kids off the jankem and at this point, I think Slime needs a Nobel Peace Prize and a Pulitzer

[@Yo-ji4ud]

*exposé

[@raindance_ssbm]

its spelled "esports"

[@ang3lics962]

@@raindance_ssbm no

[@Subpar1224]

​@RainDance_FM no it's spelled exposé

[@terrencefletcher1067]

Slime plays valorant like he’s literally driving a Ferrari rn

[@kippieluckins]

17:41 you can literally hear the innocence being stripped away

[@MAJ0ROCEL0T]

the moment at 17:17 is hilarious because I forget how much of a batshit insane person Slime can sound like to a normie so him just talking like he does and these people being so caught off guard is fucking gold

[@ziwuri]

I think being a Yard viewer has changed my sense of appropriate speech for life.

[@carsonsmith3353]

Gordon

[@MAJ0ROCEL0T]

Carson

[@Jackaldraws]

@@ziwuri right???

[@DKJonez]

The Ferrari guy being clueless that he's now carved in history is great

[@andershour]

If you could promise me that every professional Valorant tournament had a player of slimes caliber with a mic that the crowd could hear his commentary, I would be like my father is with the Dallas Cowboys and neglect my children to be able to go to every single game.

[@willwright7314]

ive never seen something so perfectly capture the brain rotting, soul fragmenting hell that ranked valorant is

[@angelisnotapimp]

I immediately desire more of this content

[@paxism6884]

hey damn this is looking pretty good shoutout to the editor..

[@jupepi6490]

🐐

[@TectonicImprov]

Real ones remember the og upload

[@eraflowski]

Don't tell the editor (whoever they are) but this video is edited very well

[@Tomiqwi]

@@TectonicImprov fr fr

[@aerpods]

Good bear

[@Viewtiful_J]

The Slime content I think he excels at is the unhinged shit where he goes on huge rants and turns into like the alt-left Alex Jones of gamers

[@emmanuelvargas751]

As a new Slime watcher I now know i must have at least 5 or more accounts to comfortably watch him

[@30andbald]

i find myself coming back to this series once every couple of weeks and it's just as refreshing every time

[@BREADSWORD]

best valorant streamer no contest

[@jacksonmcfarland431]

this is a cinematic masterpiece i truly felt slimes frustration making the end so much more satisfying

[@divinepro3381]

another slime special love the content

[@tanaelol]

hey man thats facts divine providence

[@divinepro3381]

@@tanaelol ewwww look tanae plays minecraft YUCK!

[@kremit_frog4031]

Peak slime hater era was some of the best content I have ever seen, but it’s probably good that he chilled a bit

[@santiagowho]

Slime has positively impacted my chat etiquette with fear, if it works it works.

[@noahmay7708]

A just tyrant

[@mighty_mulder4859]

These streams have been incredible. Genuinely some of the most fun I've had watching twitch.

[@stupidcrab7151]

This video inspired me to quit my job and start selling laced Meth on the streets. Thank you Slime.

[@a.w_.]

Never have I seen a Valorant stream highlights video that more accurately portrays how it *feels* to play this fucking game.

[@TheStashOfNash]

Such a great video. Glad slime thought it was worth reupping on the channel.

[@zack-cs]

shoutout pax this is the content the world needs

[@paxism6884]

ty ty !

[@zoopxoxo]

I’m glad to see you looked like you had fun by the end of your journey. I hope you remember what you learned along the way. You have a very bright future young man!

[@spookie1024]

he wouldve blocked you on twitter for this

[@zoopxoxo]

@@spookie1024 lmaoo true

[@charlies6788]

My favorite moment was “I don’t like your vibe. Banned”

[@devinthaduud1862]

once every few months i come back and watch this series and laugh my ass off.

[@Srdzfdxtfyufk]

pax did such a sick job

[@ausdigs]

Unironically best stream highlights I've watched in a while keep em coming slime

[@Mox_Normandy]

Literally every time slime uploads it's always a highlight to the day. Love it man

[@Michael_Shay]

Best content creator I've seen on the platform. That friend of yours could learn a lot from this video

[@yummystuff238]

If 100 of these vids were made I would watch each one twice. Love this shit

[@dreadnought9523]

Ludwid upload: i sleep Slime upload: *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

[@yayforme93]

no lie. I would watch 200 videos of this kind of content.

[@ginnotbrandy2090]

The content machine never stops turning. This is some top quality content.

[@petermehlhaff9243]

this journey has been like crack, addicting, intense, and so good its possibly illegal

[@sympathy_for_strays]

Slime's chat was an outlet for his frustrations thru this arc lol

[@shottyjonny3972]

I’m literally driving a Ferrari right now

[@EpochIsEpic]

The only Valorant content worth watching

[@rosielynch5899]

slimewire is the only channel i will put notifications on for. quality content. beautiful edit.

[@CK-oo1sx]

The devolution of man towards insanity

[@AshArtzMusic]

I am watching a man slowly journey deeper into the void, never to return

[@ianhandsup]

YOOO I literally asked if he was gonna make a video like this and I'm so happy he did, there's actually so many great stream moments I'm glad some of them are on here

[@celienbill3686]

this is guieninly the best contentive seen in like the past 3 months i cannot stop laugh holy crying emoji x6

[@ex_archiv]

I never knew valorant stream highlights would be so entertaining but here we are

[@andrewesposito6624]

9:06 best clip, "nice"

[@nazmussaadat5593]

my favourite content creator back at it again

[@Astar72439]

slime going nuts with the link and log block sheriff

[@slimewire]

is this a meme or did you misspell lincoln logs

[@McMoondog23]

This is some of the greatest content ever made

[@soupmix211]

I clicked on this cause of the blahaj, great video 👍

[@curtisgreen4297]

THIS VIDEO CHANGED MY LIFE THANKS SLIME

[@Jeshwannnn]

This is real content god bless you sir

[@kirahlol]

slime needs to upload more

[@Fake_Brian]

the speed in which slime changes personalities is crazy

[@tonyhawksunderground2]

thanks slime and editor

[@JetsFittedUp]

17:50 "Me and Jett hit the Jenkem bag like crazy dude, we got all fucked up." yeah dude fs

[@danielsong6096]

alright man content man!!!!!

[@aidanrizk11]

Genuinely the funniest shit I’ve watched in valorant ever

[@right_42]

the way slime responds to people with his mic off. like Patrick Bateman

[@chefjuano2448]

glad to say i watched this before the fbi took it down

[@very_gouda]

I need like a thousand more of these videos. It’s like crack, and my neck itches

[@theninjahobo5393]

as a precise gunplay enjoyer, I can say with confidence that I loved every second of this

[@ronaldpeeter]

The truest slimewire stream highlights would be every single stream into one long video

[@koalagames6457]

i need SO much more of these videos plz

[@JoeyReload]

This video is actual art

[@Timelessplays]

Going to slimes stream and speaking seems like going to the restaurants that just bully you and people love it

[@karson10707]

dude big slime iced tf out no cap

[@jack_kerins]

The more I watch the more it seems like slime is a man child that hates people confronting him but loves to confront everyone before they have the chance to say anything that would hurt him

[@peteartieda58]

The only way that guy could clapback at the Ferrari guy was wish he crashed the said Ferrari with him in it.

[@theshosher]

The intro had me weeping. God this shit is a gem in the rough called the internet.

[@cruxell]

Genuinely a good video and i'm excited to see more, I enjoyed your stream banter it was very poggers.

[@thecrasher4479]

It’s so wholesome to see him having fun at the end

[@shittysashimi5184]

this is so well edited

[@flypelican1555]

i have never even played valorant and try to tune into every stream. thanks for the highlights. this is a great edit :)

[@dannyb9817]

never thought we would get this video and Im so happy for it.

[@tokisuno]

I watch this every month

[@asdflkawj2165]

Slime's chat moderation is so funny, it'll be either something pretty tame like someone just going "more stream = more gifted" or an insane minecrafter like during the fortnite tournament with sapnap and all the little kids are in chat and his reactions will be exactly the same

[@alexisoneil7179]

Slime is somehow both the people in game 4. The Jett is a young slime and the other guy is just his troll side

[@TheyCallMeIan]

I never knew I needed this type of content in my life. But my God is it fun

[@finnalsop7111]

This is actually such a sick video, know nothing about valorant but was entertained the whole time.

[@QuensleyMusic]

Imagine all the people out there NOT telling underage kids what jenkem is. Truly doing the lord's work out there hoss.

[@willycheese4847]

so glad slime adopts the lowtiergod language when yelling at chatters

[@miniyodadude6604]

Your mind is an enigma and it terrifies me

[@DMPearson91]

I've watched this journey on twitch and glad to see it coming to YT. Let's go slimer!

[@todddarcy]

The virgin “I’m not mad bro I’m not mad bro” vs the Chad “I’m literally driving a Ferrari rn”

[@azef]

you make the best content on this site

[@cratchettedw]

I would say that he should make merch that say “Get That Ass Banned” but saying that would most likely get that ass banned. Truly the most wonderful ecosystem

[@masmckn]

“i’m driving ferraris” is the easiest own of all time

[@AlbinoManateeNation]

Slimes content is popping off and I love it. I don’t even like Valorant but enjoyed this a lot

[@yaboyjay7202]

My favourite shooter games and jenkum journalist Riot Games stop trying to hold Big Tobacco down

[@DaedricDagon]

I listen to KZbin/the yard etc while I work (construction) and God damnit slime, even your casual gameplay is some of my favorite content. You're funny man.

[@Boxingtons2033]

I think Slime needs a stream of consciousness InfoWars style show

[@sagehoge]

11:57 yeah i'm thinking i'm smashing that bell right about now

[@madderb]

That guy driving a ferrari and bot fragging was hilarious.

[@QuinnMiller]

Appreciate a man willing to post his own L's Just makes the W's all the sweeter

[@austinbyrd1214]

Slime plays the right way: with hate in his heart

[@pkkevin11]

Slime is low tier god if he was a good person

[@Vance5th]

Best video I've seen in a long time