The Ultimate Samurai Experience

I became the worst samurai brought an absurd amount of dishonor to my family.
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Ghost of Tsushima: The Ultimate Samurai Experience...

[@Slimecicle]

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[@elonmusk7382]

Hi

[@clicktoentername6842]

Nah (btw You Tooz look so similar on the website!)

[@elonmusk7382]

First

[@therealcrb]

I will buy

[@oldtrinket]

but what if i dont buy???!!!!??

[@Eli-mi5pu]

"Mom, are you home?" "SHE'S A BEAR" - Brave, 2012

[@zyriantel9601]

"WHY IS THERE A SECOND BEAR?!" -Also Brave, 2012

[@vigilantezra]

*Merida, 2012

[@darkdickler6764]

I can’t bear this

[@izzywes9839]

Grandma are you home SHE’S A WOLF

[@striderfairchild8647]

Israel Wesley -Brave, 2012

[@eMBeaR]

i feel slimey after seein what you went through

[@raptorpope8996]

eMBeaR hI

[@ValtteriGoattas]

eMBear pls post we love u

[@Schwagg69]

general kenobi

[@travelsizedarchie]

@@Schwagg69 we've been expecting your arrival, but you seem to be the only jedi master that came.

[@llllight.]

Remember when u uploaded every other week

[@disfigured_canine]

The most effective threat out there- "I'll piss your pants"

[@bulldogblast1945]

"your pants can't wait for my piss"

[@bat6684]

“Just you wait until I’ll wet your friggin pants”

[@pogfection787]

I feel like Charlie's personality is seeping into his viewers.

[@noahdonson2287]

samuel hayden about to shit yourself

[@sohaibtheex017]

@@noahdonson2287 Lmao that's what I was thinking.

[@adudeontheinternet8246]

9:18 "honor died on the beach" the kid named honor:

[@grimgrom3355]

👁 👄 👁

[@Ballmaner]

lmao

[@lukewarmlani]

8:19 the entire plot of Brave explained in 5 seconds

[@mariaangelsgost1729]

Jajaajjaja

[@brodeywankenobi7653]

yes

[@_Tomas_inooo]

Lmao

[@bustabigballs]

Jakjsjajakskssksksj

[@exalted2825]

lol

[@jdf3953]

The youtooz ad was actually incredible.

[@Nutlicker683]

Agreed

[@russiancomrade4929]

I ruined your 69 like. MUHAHHAHA

[@Drippysandwich]

@@russiancomrade4929 oh that's the funny number! Everyone laugh!

[@summ6119]

Is the lmg mounted and or loaded?

[@stickmation6651]

He said the slime tasted good

[@pungoblin9377]

“My arm is my sword” Well, they do say the sword is an extension of the body.

[@jasonjamesstewart8025]

Pun Goblin yes they do

[@wyattarnett5469]

My body is an extension of my sword.

[@trash3741]

Like a double head

[@pungoblin9377]

Wyatt Arnett *Me, wearing a jacket made of broken glass:* MY SWORD IS AN EXTENSION OF MY BODY, COME HERE AND GIVE ME A HUG!

[@carlosrosado6130]

@@pungoblin9377 My god, Longfinger kirk?

[@mrrobel1115]

Charlie: *shoots a deer* Dualshock 4: You have committed a crime of the highest order and are hereby sentenced to eternal damnation.

[@jacktheripper7735]

Deer are sacred on Tsushima, it says it in the loading screen, the gods got pissed at him and killed his controller inmediately

[@The_Rangers_Hip]

“They are very D E A R to me”

[@VanillaTried]

@@The_Rangers_Hip thanks

[@memegod4674]

D e a t h

[@romanhorizon]

@@The_Rangers_Hip *you are genuinely funny*

[@jackcrackems6760]

“Do not attack me from behind or colors will NEVER EXIST AGAIN!” Best and frankly most underrated line ever

[@taraoakes235]

*"Your mom grey"*

[@baked_been2321]

My favorite was "now thats what i call horseplay, just kidding, because i took his life"

[@epicman590]

what about "mmm, frog"

[@lunamoth984]

Your mom gray

[@anamosamapper7521]

I think you mean goopy

[@iamanotroastpotatoyoucantr9959]

8:48: Enter the Japanese Vent Demon and his mighty power over the vents

[@jaegercat6702]

Can't think Of a Username Ah, the ancestor to the impostors from Among us.

[@saulesalejos4483]

@@jaegercat6702 the impostor is the evolution of Vent Goblin Change My Mind.

[@thepriestunknown3999]

Does anyone know if he was actually speaking Japanese

[@bari_toni1826]

@@thepriestunknown3999 got no clue

[@apexmarveldchelluvabossfan7247]

Almost all of it is Japanese

[@justas423]

Slimecicles humor never changes. He's like the saying "There's the only two things constant in the universe: Taxes and Slimecicle".

[@badboom6823]

This implies slimecicle has ended death, and I'm all for it

[@TheGodWhomOtherGodsRelyon]

Ian Wolfe yes sir.

[@roinymphornithorynque3282]

Perfect

[@sheepest_]

bröther

[@lawsonhovind7335]

Speaking of that, let's have Charlie play Death and Taxes

[@eduardoperi9897]

"its coming out" are we still talking about your youtooz or your dislocated kneecap

[@JamesA.GGorrie]

Both

[@literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992]

Eduardo Peri definitely the kneecap

[@playboi_vinny]

Na fam he talking about his child

[@koreno5420]

Think he was referring to his agressive homosexuality.

[@amexicanwithagasmask4949]

The man is in pain

[@not_anymore]

His humor is unbelievable. He always exactly knows what to say, even if he has no time to think about it.

[@JoeMama-bl2uw]

He records gameplay and speaks after he recorded the gameplay

[@not_anymore]

@@JoeMama-bl2uw Not always. Live streams, for example

[@evilbail2184]

He's already shown he does both. If he doesn't make the joke live he makes one in editing.

[@not_anymore]

@@evilbail2184 Either way you have to admit he's hilarious

[@awesomesofar5963]

maybe he says it on the spot but re-records it for a better performance?

[@joeyb7408]

Imagine battling with a fearsome warrior known throughout the land but he keeps making stupid puns as he kicks your ass in a really cool way.

[@misteriousgamr]

Spider-man in a nutshell

[@annabellwoods2799]

11:14 that disorted "sorry" sent me dead

[@theasexualidiot4803]

“I’m sorry :(, I’m SoRrY ;(l

[@KlayTheCow]

Basically what I saw in this video - Cool shit - An ad where a desperate salesman asks for your donations in return for for a figurine while drenched in a thick green stretchy substance - Funny reddit moments Oh and I forgot; *_B E A R_*

[@blast-proofexplosives7792]

"Beavers sure do look different in this game"

[@benb25504]

Don’t forget that he sang an ad parody of BTR

[@brentbottoms2876]

and the return of vent goblin

[@seal2560]

But you forgot the monke

[@theyhategwa]

Reddit funny!!

[@slimeciclesfbiagent6217]

I have no regrets being assigned to this man

[@octangulaa]

what’d he do to get on your watch list my guy?

[@sokeen275]

ProbablyWasabi Corn

[@EcstaticallyCJ]

@@sokeen275 ya know what? Fair..

[@jonathanSpg]

Hes not allowed to answer or his manager will kill him

[@blarg2429]

@@jonathanSpg But can we speak to the manager?

[@50nd3r]

The original title is "dishonouring everyone in ghost of tsushima"

[@Toximit]

Then he changed it to "This is Ghost of Tsushima" and now it's "The Ultimate Samurai Experience" lol it'll probably be different when you see this reply

[@50nd3r]

Eventually it's probably going to be "underwear man strikes bacc"

[@crusaderlazy3216]

chiccen wingツ mhm

[@whothefucktookmyeyebrows7126]

"my sword is a blade, and that's a fact" Shakespeare: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

[@mide8845]

Das funny bro

[@alexandritefields1284]

12:05 the way he has to take a second to come up with a joke and then leans into the bit, i love it

[@SmorjaGrus]

"My middle name is blurgh" Slimy boy - 2020

[@Oridemic]

Smorja No, it’s Tiger Balls.

[@gruntlos]

You mean slimy bleugh boy

[@4moonlord453]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJy1ZoyEqsyDp6M

[@jacobwong9687]

Fear runs through my bones every time I see Slimecicle use a sword

[@damondgreen2239]

And remember most of the ways he killed those mongols are considered *honorable.*

[@zero.9831]

Jacob Wong Why does he sound like an adult Robin from Teen Titans to me-

[@4moonlord453]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJy1ZoyEqsyDp6M

[@Al-hb6uj]

You mean his arm?

[@AtlasAttakus]

I misread sword as word and I was %100 ready to agree with you

[@reedified6514]

6:48 Are we not going to talk about how clean that transition was?

[@gamesgamer2091]

What was the music he used during the montage. So inspiring as slimecicle was shattered throughout existence

[@Murad_el-Kaffas]

All the music used in the video is in the description

[@gamesgamer2091]

@@Murad_el-Kaffas no the song used in the montage

[@nocapp_]

@@gamesgamer2091 bruh same i been looking for it too

[@lordbltzpickle]

@@gamesgamer2091 Edgar Hopp - In Abundance

[@pumpkinfriend2220]

7:37 how is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen all day

[@yetiboy.]

*m o n k e*

[@TheZincMaster-on1fy]

*m o n k e*

[@JordanCreaser29]

*m o n k e*

[@boneh5ad]

*m o n k e*

[@MR.DRIPKNIGHT3335]

*m o n k e*

[@fishbowlliz]

I feel like a "Sun Tzu, Art of War" meme could be made here, buy I'm to lazy to make one.

[@Igobyazuz]

-Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@andreasballe7470]

Why Sun Tzu? We could do it better with any number of japanese warlords.

[@fishbowlliz]

@@andreasballe7470 it's a reference to technoblade, a youtuber who has used sun tzus quotes in videos as a joke

[@Sip_Dhit]

Well yea Sun Tzu would know more about it since he invented war

[@tntalchemist]

Sun Tzu said that!

[@purplesquidgaming14]

That Japanese Vent Demon bit was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard or will ever hear.

[@iamjosiefay]

Gugugugugu

[@Banana_in_the_ocean]

josie chapman that part sent me into cardiac arrest

[@Loafphy]

I mean if he never gets the chance to vent as an imposter he has to make do

[@sirpicklith6793]

意味が全然わからなかったけど...

[@mythydamashii9978]

Final vent

[@emanuelmoreno8106]

Ah yes, the rare indigenous eastern Japanese vent goblin. Quite majestic.

[@blarg2429]

"ベントゴブリン" if you want to be authentic.

[@stompyfeet408]

I love how the longer the video goes on, the funnier his stupid jokes become. What kind of witchcraft is this?

[@dripmorgan8650]

Like the one where he just says the river is die and plays Soulja boy sound effect

[@4moonlord453]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJy1ZoyEqsyDp6M

[@bendestroysmc1795]

It's because he took the crickets in the beginning. Didn't you watch it?

[@misteriousgamr]

He makes your braincell reduce so that you find anything funny

[@thedarkestsoulva9204]

9:14 - Samurai: “I trained you to fight with honor!” Ronin: “Honor died on the beach.” 9:20 - *Man runs for his life, not trying to catch any crabs, or let the crabs catch him*

[@Naskori]

Lol

[@mide8845]

Yeah I saw the fuckin video mate?

[@logandau9905]

@@mide8845 chill

[@ic4192]

Woah, you got the joke too?

[@flappynautintheocean8824]

♋

[@taraoakes235]

0:43 "And my sword is my blade- thats a fact. And now i shall restore honor to- Bruh" Slimecicle 2021

[@testcuzidkyes4427]

“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Be.” “Be w-“ *”B E A R”*

[@4moonlord453]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJy1ZoyEqsyDp6M

[@fasmir5688]

"I should have used wind stance" was the most underrated joke in this entire video

[@ethansnively3703]

"You'll never take me alive, Mongols! My middle name is-" Slimecicle. is.... dead.

[@4moonlord453]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJy1ZoyEqsyDp6M

[@jennifersolis4585]

Ok dimple

[@ethansnively3703]

@@jennifersolis4585 😂😂did you get to that part?

[@hughman6614]

0:53 *Man literally dying of Anthrax* Slimecicle: "including my fart bomb! That should stun him!"

[@techsquid934]

“Update I’ve talked to the trees, I don’t think they’ll be bothering us anymore” lmao

[@marswithtrees]

I need a full version of the kazoo parody for the Big Tim Rush theme.

[@davinpaz1871]

Depression: exists Slimecicle: I am about to end this man's whole career

[@edran4506]

Of course a video can end a mental disorder in 14 minutes... 😒 Don't take this illness as a joke. Thank you.

[@davinpaz1871]

@@edran4506 even if happiness is just temporary this video is still amazing. It's true that I did make a joke but just someone being themselves and being entertained can distract someone from the world they live in and just be happy. Even if it is for a few minutes. Depression isnt a joke, but dont go to youtube comments to let people know

[@4moonlord453]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJy1ZoyEqsyDp6M

[@ItsOverForMeHelp]

@Izaak Cabacungan no need to spout insults at somebody.

[@keylakettlemjardim8282]

Slimecicle is the true father of SCP 999

[@deeperestmeme479]

Only Charlie could have a 2 minute merch plug and still be an absolutely beloved individual

[@damagedsoftware6105]

I love how slime was just genuinely having fun with the people backstage making the youtooz add. So wholesome

[@sometoaster5530]

Charlie when he uses 6 syllables instead of 5 “Oh sh-” Gets thrown out

[@NamelessToast]

he committed heresy

[@4moonlord453]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJy1ZoyEqsyDp6M

[@melanoc3tusii205]

It's seven, dude. Don't you know what a haiku is?

[@NamelessToast]

Melanoc3tus II it’s 5 7 5

[@reedified6514]

"And that's what I call horseplay. But not really. *Because I took his life"*

[@arrtes6479]

Have you ever seen siblings horseplay? That isn't exactly a disqualifier.

[@reedified6514]

@@arrtes6479 😂

[@vassi02]

*When the world needed him most he returned...*

[@4moonlord453]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJy1ZoyEqsyDp6M

[@vassi02]

4moonlord4 GOD DAMMI-

[@grraaaaaacceee]

“YOU’ll NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE” moments later “they took me alive..”

[@nullanma5134]

The part when he was in photo mode on the cliff and he saw the bird I literally wheezed harder and louder than I ever have before

[@slowhite1706]

“This will be a piece of Keikaku.” Slime does know that means plan right? Right!?!

[@Trenos301]

All according to cake

[@vibevizier6512]

Bro I got fucking flashbacks to the communist uprising on my rp server when he said keikaku. Dont ask.

[@slowhite1706]

Wizelf 402 I really want to join that server now. Preferably with a shotgun and a cigarette.

[@Starlightbooper]

Kakku is also cake in Finnish

[@bubbah848]

It would be cool if he said: this is piece of my keikaku

[@fillerlyn7764]

8:57 that laugh sounds like coming from 90s anime bully lol

[@dicenova]

I like how there’s just fall guys music in the background lmao

[@radishjuice8662]

ngl, japanese vent demon is probably one of the funniest things i've ever seen

[@Ihere123]

Lord Shimura: I trained you to fight with honor. Jin: Honor died on the beach. **Meanwhile, on the beach** Jin: CRAB RAVE!

[@Ty-cx3gv]

Slimecicle did that, not Jin.

[@samgreen8007]

6:15 the best interaction between human and game ever.

[@missingone9185]

Jokes aside, Charlie's actually good at comboing his Ghost weapons with his other attacks.

[@HovektheArtist]

Seriously, some of those combos need you to really understand timing

[@thatonetay]

He must capture the avatar to restore his honor.

[@grapejuice932]

I’ve been looking for a comment like this lmao

[@ololh4xx]

"honor died on that beach" - crab chase montage I had to laugh ... this guy is genious

[@oivatank]

Zuko in the background: “HONOOOooor!”

[@1mxbeats18]

Lol

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Honor: exists Zuko: it's free real estate If I had a penny for every time Zuko said honor, I'd be a millionaire

[@damondgreen2239]

How about how many times Jin mentions the “code.”

[@okamisama7599]

8:48 I can't speak japanise fluently but I think this is actually the correct translation... So he could have just scream something in his mic and put the subtitles under it. No. He translated it for real Well done

[@afineegg1040]

The only error besides his pronunciation is his use of のみ to say "only". のみ does mean only, but in conversation you would probably use だけ instead.

[@okamisama7599]

A Fine Egg I think this is because of Google translate isn't always right

[@steelgaurdian2048]

Ah yes my favorite Japanese saying laughs while returning to vents aka GUGUGUGU

[@sansthehamster9301]

Slimecicle: (adds in avatar clip) Me: “Ah I see you are a man of culture yourself”

[@thatonenoob4638]

8:20 brave in a nutshell

[@mazharchand5242]

9:20 me running away from my entire bloodline after I tell them I won a million dollars.

[@lepurpleboi3266]

_me millionth dollar echoes from behind_

[@nebulousboops4985]

11:07 I swear to god I have the entire hamilton soundtrack downloaded and I though the What Comes Next file opened by itself

[@Han-ej9mz]

i can see team trees went well 5:51

[@gloriousphantom7905]

This video was unbearable Wait OH GOD WHEN DID THEY ADD BEARS TO LANGUAGE!? WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ONE?!

[@uhoh7545]

New DLC: bears added to language, water, and the international space station.

[@pookalicious6215]

I can't bear it

[@jjwang7597]

i can bearly believe this how could this happen

[@The_Real_Catfish]

B A E R

[@seandegrand9294]

1:41 -Enters *AH* -Crumbles

[@dannyhodson2525]

The sleeping mongol waking up moment was one of the funniest things ever

[@Audalyst]

the name changed from "Dishonoring Everyone in Ghost of Tsushima" to "the ultimate samurai experience..."

[@Ty-cx3gv]

He should have kept the OG title, that was more accurate.🥷🏻

[@spar117maschief8]

I like how Slime’s been making less and less videos but more and more streams with his friends. Can’t be mad, be happy for him.

[@joaoafonso9185]

3:50 Sonic Unleashed - Dragon Road Thank you Slimecicle. I needed that.

[@midknight1339]

"The trick to becoming a legend is to always let one live" is chilling and, as far as I can tell, original

[@dark0dark087]

Nobody: Me: *peeking out of the shower to check where the murderer in my house is* 7:37

[@zodar526]

7:37 i laughed so hard right there

[@howah3551]

7:14 unlike all the other content I didn't expect that pun

[@poowee5298]

2:19 he looks so nervous tho...

[@arandomguy4452]

6:40 THUNDER CLAP AND FLASH

[@bigbootymanman]

This is like my tenth time watching it and I can now basically recite the first two minutes as he says it Also the ad was the best thing I’ve ever seen

[@sirashere4541]

I just wanna Imagine him actually being in the wars this would be as accurate as possible and the game would be called the funniest samurai.

[@pungoblin9377]

Maybe the real ghosts were the enemies we killed along the way.

[@Dogeilius]

9:06 "I finally found him, Uphorse."

[@Dogeilius]

14:10 "HoNeR DiEd At ThE bEaCh

[@travelsizedarchie]

Crab

[@randomcartoon8901]

8:48 Imposters in Among us be like:

[@Sammywichie]

My sword is my brush. And I’m a poet and my arm is a sword. And my poem is my blade, and blood is my ink, and my sword is a blade

[@tomrichardson129]

walking into parent’s room at 3 in the morning: 13:10

[@miguelpelia2396]

Can we just talk about how he actually did some brief Japanese for the Vent Demon bit

[@tynado7807]

7:31 he pressed triangle

[@twopac_napp1922]

8:49 here we can see the rare Japanese vent demon in its natural habitat.

[@javascripterror9712]

7:24 that shit was terrifying ngl

[@Cogu985]

"I have red your every move." "Your mom grey."

[@muffledpotat0245]

11:45 did... did he just autotune his Kazoo

[@snowriff4464]

i really want to believe the youtooz plug wasn't a bit and Charlie just actually ate shit as soon as he ran out of the curtains

[@deltaknight2764]

I think he did.

[@Hephaestus_.-]

10:43 your Supposed to say hwacha doing dog

[@kajnake5905]

5:02 Holy shit slime was like THIS close to unlocking his sharingan there

[@crazyanimationtime]

I’ve never seen such an entertaining ad before and I love it. Charlie really puts his all into everything he makes.

[@plate_fox]

7:43 I imagined zuko saying this and that was cursed

[@ethanmcfarland8240]

I must capture the Avatar!

[@Moogchungus]

I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT LMAO

[@AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro]

“Oh look at that... Yew Wood.” Thats the best thing I’ve heard all year

[@Homer_Sipmson]

The Samurai Slimecicle has entered the 5th dimension:(6:58)

[@FBI-ep1ts]

Famous last words before death: It’s a bear!!!

[@aoa3855]

I love the fact that he started the vid with his version of a haiku and its literally as bad as every single one I made in the game

[@emmett2024]

7:13 He just killed a guy over fall guys music and i'm not sure how to feel about that

[@Koelacanth-t8y]

There’s going to be like a thousand youtooz submissions saying “And then he turns himself into a pickle and he’s called pickle Rick. Funniest shit I’ve ever seen”

[@izahacrawford991]

4:19 bro im dying

[@pepegapepega6165]

"I dishonnered my family" me: first time?