Slimecicle Plays Buckshot Roulette

[@labowski517]

Slimecicle is the embodiment of "They can't predict my plan if I didn't fucking make one."

[@Dogprofile]

my entire plan in chess just be so stupid it works

[@Your-Local-Insomniac]

Me whenever I play poker

[@MrSeabass57]

Underrated comment 😂

[@X-SPONGED]

​@@Dogprofilethe anti grandmaster play

[@kolyashinkarev7366]

​@@DogprofileTo confuse the enemy you must first confuse yourself

[@3namega]

Positively beside myself imagining what it must be like to play roulette with a guy who confidently claims the next bullet is a blank before unloading it directly into his cranium, then proceeds to do the same thing 5 more times with exactly as much confidence

[@creeperspartan1178]

"I lost my fear receptors upon the first shell, then my pain receptors after the third. YOU CANT HURT ME!"

[@mineturtledabrave3796]

His story at the beginning was an absolute nightmare

[@weldigoo]

fr

[@BriarDougherty-jz4ry]

I still think he made it up, like come on that's way too crazy even for him.

[@spilwhc]

@@BriarDougherty-jz4ry he probably exaggerated it a bit

[@BriarDougherty-jz4ry]

@@spilwhc Yeah that makes me believe it a bit more

[@squimpy22]

I’ve literally had actual nightmares about that lmao

[@gortcapybara6982]

"HE TURNED INTI A FUCKING PANINI PRESS???" slimecicle is actually funnier than any other comedian istg

[@unixerse297]

i think you mean Sluck

[@goldenmolelover]

i think you mean Chilch

[@gortcapybara6982]

@@goldenmolelover who the fuck is chilch

[@avrie6668]

@@gortcapybara6982I read that as cluch???

[@ItsJustSeb]

I think you mean THE CHULK.

[@betasojuederie]

For all you vod people, slimecicle spent about 20 minutes trying to get us cozy by burning us, lighting up gegg, burning a puppy and burning our grandpa. it was super cozy.

[@friendlyneighborhoodaxolot6560]

Fun!

[@peterfurenback1195]

Sounds very cozy

[@ANTI-PIRACY_HOST]

he for sure did! Charlie is so nice :3

[@stepver2273]

i really wish i didn’t join like halfway through the stream and didnt miss it

[@Whitiful]

What about balloon guy

[@Waffles_.]

"call me mad libs cause im fillin out the blanks" has to be the craziest one liner ever conceived by man

[@Bilk-up5xz]

i can't IMAGINE if one of the women in that bathroom knew who charlie was. imagine going to piss and charlie fucking slimecicle is in there. terrifying /silly

[@louisgrissman4857]

If i was in the bathroom with such a mucky man I would not be able to hold back

[@Mer1ngue]

B D U B S

[@Bilk-up5xz]

@@Mer1ngue BDUBS.

[@worthmorethan2000]

he'd be the black mold in the goddamn corner of the bathroom stall 😭😭 okay but would anyone be mad though lmao

[@ChaoticPuffball]

“You miss all the shots you don’t take against yourself.” -The Eternal Sludge

[@dontgotomychannel4521]

40:05 " HE TURNED INTO A FUCKING PANINI PRESS!?!?! " -Charlie Slimecicle 2024

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

"oh it's a briefcase." -One second later Charlie Slimecicle, 2024

[@SomeFella1973]

Slimecicle admits to hiding in the womens bathroom and shoots himself on stream

[@Antwon22]

so real

[@DenvaProbablyDraws]

I actually Snarfed at this comment

[@justarandompearsonlol8298]

when clickbait is real

[@jacksonhicken2850]

Only the brave souls that watched the beginning of this stream live know the insanity that occurred

[@diino8081]

any time someone says "cozy" i get instant whiplash /j

[@alliedrawzcats]

It was insane

[@Astronomy_Rules]

Grandpa.. 😔

[@DDuckkyy]

Gegg….. 😭😭

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

just kick back, and watch a nice, *cozy* slimecicle stream

[@shadles]

There is zero reason sluck should have survived that first round

[@limethelizard]

They just had some good sluck

[@shadles]

@@limethelizard The Sluck was strong with this one

[@laith8116]

or the second round, or the third..

[@sierra121cyan]

he's a slucky bastard

[@Cr8nX]

Charlie was bestowed luck from god himself in that bathroom because the fact that on the 2nd round when there are 3 LIVES and he managed to rack both blanks BACK TO BACK is ABSURD

[@Green24152]

isn't god "dead" in the lore of this game?

[@raccoonsincocoons5643]

I can't believe the youtube audience was deprived of the wholesome cozy start of the stream

[@CharcoalRoach]

And the piss story

[@wingusdingus7061]

​@@CharcoalRoachHe included the puss story though. Or were there, several??

[@alexchandler4213]

Nah we got the piss story, where's the wholesome??

[@Jizkayas]

@@alexchandler4213 He burnt Gegg, grandpa, a dog and more...

[@suzieperry58]

The comedic timing on this entire vod was just chef's kiss

[@Zachattack-nu7lr]

Out of all the buckshot roulette playthroughs I've watched, this one has got to be both the funniest and coolest. Charlie getting into character and narrating himself throughout the final round while everything goes according to plan as he says it was both hilarious and badass.

[@suzieperry58]

The amount of luck this man has is insane

[@cat-cam-87]

You could say he's... SLUCKY

[@spilwhc]

ily @@cat-cam-87

[@suzieperry58]

@@cat-cam-87 best comment 💀

[@beeking2068]

you mean... sluck

[@Raindrop_Leaf]

He’s got the sluck on his side

[@XXMasterFlex]

i can always count on charlie to show me the bad ending

[@OwenWatkins-y8z]

Love your pfp

[@XXMasterFlex]

@@OwenWatkins-y8z thx

[@XXMasterFlex]

yo this went crazy

[@hyperspacesushi]

That bathroom story was more terrifying than the entire game combined

[@crimsonreed4006]

Loving listening to this while i do schoolwork. It's great because nothing he's saying means anything so i don't get too distracted

[@X-SPONGED]

It's the opposite for me, the bullshit he's yapping is too interesting to not be distracting

[@Mer1ngue]

My brain wouldn't let me focus if I were to do that (cause when I hear no audio, no visuals, my brain makes literal animatics) Give me your brain

[@DragonaxFilms]

Love Slime's dedication to falling over in his chair when he gets shot.

[@Goblin_With_A_Fungus]

"I'm not a gambling man..." **Flashbacks to The House Always Wins JRWI Riptide**

[@worthmorethan2000]

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@LillyRose.creates]

The bathroom story is absolutely beautiful. Immediately retelling to everyone I know. (Unironically slimecicle/charlie has such good pacing and pauses while storytelling it makes and awkward situation sound like a horror story)

[@ChaoticPuffball]

19:10 I can’t breathe, the abruptness and timing of that was great

[@Chicken_nugget_edits]

5:35 The only thing that would have made this story worse if one of the girls saw him and said “is that slimecicle?”

[@worthmorethan2000]

if I was in the bathroom and I saw Charlie Slimecicle I would be shocked, and then I would laugh my ass off, say I'm a fan, and leave 😭😭😂😂

[@Or_is_it_spelled_Charlie]

48:50 "there's something deep inside me that tells me this is a blank", the thing in question, a live round. Edit: punctuation

[@ElijahForLong]

That something deep inside him was definitely birdshot

[@AskaXSI]

​@@ElijahForLong i think you mean brainrot

[@ElijahForLong]

@@AskaXSI to I mean birdshot. Considering how many shells they took to the face, it would have to be birdshot to survive. I chose my words carefully.

[@DominicThompson-v7w]

​@@ElijahForLong umm actually 🤓

[@Cinnyfr]

hes not a gambling man.... hes not a gambling man... hes not a gambling man... hes not a gambling man...

[@Simply_Useless]

The 2 blanks in a row are crazy but the dealer shooting himself without any blanks is crazy luck

[@enneagrami1711]

I think the AI hit itself more than Slime did

[@Lux_the_Lost]

The awkward moment where your opponent breaks even YOUR brain. I saw it going for the self-shots at moments I knew only live rounds were left. Either the AI just broke, or it decided it wasn't done with him yet.

[@idunnomyfriendo]

​@@Lux_the_Lost As far as im aware, the dealer's n1 objective is to have 1 live left of all bullets to shoot the player with by using most of the items it has. and also it sometimes chooses to do those actions cause maybe its actions are a little random. this might be missinformation tho

[@updownbanana]

@@idunnomyfriendo this is pretty much it, unless there's only 1 shell left it doesn't know what's in the chamber and it just flips a coin on who it shoots. it doesn't understand when all the blanks are gone

[@Lux_the_Lost]

On looking at it more, the AI's decisions do seem mostly logical - but for whatever reason, racking the gun seems to royally screw with its ability to weigh its options. I think that needs to be fixed, a little bit. I can see it making a reasonable mistake, but the beer just seems to cause it to make blunders even a complete amateur would most likely avoid. Then again, most players don't seem smart enough to utilize the beer effectively either. The amount of times I've seen them rack what is for sure a dud is kind of groan-worthy (there's literally no reason to do that unless you're out of item space, which you shouldn't be). Actually, now I think about it, the description for the beer probably needs to be reworded. It's just badly explained, and too few people seem to know what "racking" the gun means. Just say something like "Ejects the current round in the barrel."

[@Vertigo556]

​@@Lux_the_Lostthis is true, if it racks it still thinks the round that was racked out is in the gun, so it behaves as such

[@NightL3gacy47]

This commentary and roleplaying was comedy gold, and that play when you shot the blank so confidently with the low odds blew my mind. You've earned yourself a sub

[@princesssparrow4530]

This is one of the most dirty looking, high strategy games, and the whiplash to see Charlie playing this is amazing

[@spilwhc]

he's not a gambling man but he's most definitely a gambling man

[@rushbiskit]

it's a 50/50

[@odiugretsam1597]

Or so you think

[@V0IDWARE]

Seeing his face light up while he gave the last shot to the dealer was the funniest shit i saw

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

Charlie Slimecicle the type of guy who goes to a nightclub to play Russian Roulette with shotguns against a computer who may or may not have killed and replaced God

[@kristelgo2682]

With the bathroom story when slime says this has never happened before it reminded me of that time he stoped tommy from going in the women's bathroom on accident. In the zoo vlog

[@jargontrueseer]

11:11 "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take against yourself" is a crazy thing to say 💀💀💀

[@rancorgen]

this man is funnier to me than any comedian ever

[@dumbloser666]

objectively factual statement

[@satrynexe]

leaving the beginning out is criminal i feel like im getting gaslit

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

No you aren't silly, gaslighting isn't real, we use electric

[@Buffy_Wuffy]

oh, you're gonna be lit by *something* get nice and cozy..

[@adrianneweaver457]

Charlie going through rapid transition hoping for a place to piss

[@bigmac9049]

Imagine raiding slimecicle"s stream to hear him regale the tale of accidentally using the women's bathroom in a Swiss airport

[@NinjaMaster-og8ti]

This further proves that charlies horror playthroughs are the best. Hoping he picks up darkwood at some point

[@ChaoticPuffball]

I don’t understand slimecicle’s probability calculations, and I’m starting to think he’s just trying to do stuff with as much confidence as possible so he seems like a genius if it works … and to be fair, if it doesn’t work, he dies, so probably a good move actually

[@Luckily-]

i’m sure he’s not a gambling man….

[@familyinspace9600]

I am also sure he's not a gambling man

[@louisgrissman4857]

Is buckshot roulette taking place in new orleans?

[@Astronomy_Rules]

The very beginning of this stream was so chaotically funny. Really wish it was shown in this vod.. It was insane

[@Lolbit_Alice]

Sameee

[@smirkjuice]

what happened

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

its like in the dont scream vod, there was only a few minutes of ps5 controller mic. but in the original live vod...

[@CharcoalRoach]

I Will never be the same after the ‘cozy’ and the story he told 😭

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

​@@CharcoalRoachwhat happened?

[@Mal_For_Presidant]

After hearing Charlie’s “please” while explaining the bathroom story I immediately could not breathe and was just s o b b i n g. 😭😭😭

[@MonoWisps]

This stream was so comfortable guys!

[@jacksonhicken2850]

As they always are

[@smirkjuice]

what is the inside joke

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

@@smirkjuice watch the VOD on twitch, if you dare

[@cat-cam-87]

@@smirkjuice the stream started with Charlie asking chat if we were comfortable, then he burned our png family.

[@CharcoalRoach]

Sooooo comfortable and cozy!

[@ashlight6107]

19:09 Slimecicle:"Smoking is bad for you" Dealer: *Shoots himself* Me: That's even worse for your health!

[@SplattaScopes]

58:31 "Anyway... here's a hot load!" never change Slime

[@radisharauco]

I havent even started the video yet and i know its gonna be batshit insane and i cannot wait for it.

[@HyperBlast9000]

The beginning...MAN THIS MANS GOT CRAZY LUCK

[@puddle9]

i like how he went through and censored all the curse at words at the start as if this video had any chance of getting monetized

[@DustiestPawzzz]

VOD watchers are so lucky they did t have to witness Charlie make us all uncomfortable and scared for like 5 mins straight

[@terratoilet3641]

Are you kidding me? Thats the best part!!

[@rosetta4]

that was literally so comfy and cozy wdym??

[@DustiestPawzzz]

@@rosetta4right right so cozy!! ☺️😊😌

[@Buffy_Wuffy]

idk man it was pretty cozy

[@BadgerWasLive]

I have the like 90 percent of the stream in my camera roll

[@Goby-c4l]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the bathroom cleaner that let charlie past.

[@grayvdubs3164]

“COOL! IT’S HELL!” And “he turned into a f$@&ing panini press?!” Got me good

[@JujutsuChroniclesFanclub]

Slime who watched creation fights Gambler who killed god, this will be fun

[@dappled_feather]

Ah yes I love to kick back and watch a nice “cozy” slimecicle stream

[@strxwbxrry_420]

As someone who cleans bathrooms, Charlie isn’t the only person who becomes lost and confused upon approaching a janitor’s cart. It’s incredibly common

[@Sebithy]

Even though Charlie hasn't been wearing his glasses for a while, I still refuse to believe this is the real Charlie.

[@patchet315]

Walking into the wrong bathroom is so unlikely, but such a huge fear shared by all of humanity

[@cheezylettuce3360]

charlie not naming himself slugg is a craim

[@crypt1c_crypt1d]

the beginning of this stream (not shown in the vod) was incredibly chaotic and I’ll never forget it 😭 He’ll always be my (un)comfort streamer

[@o0Fr3nch1ENinja450]

I love this, but as someone who already played through it I sat there screaming at some of his decisions like AHHHH NOT THAT ONE

[@SamMaddie2]

10:23 has major Princess Bride vibes "NEVER GO UP AGAINST A CICILIAN WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHA!" *dies*

[@BEELZEBUB_HB]

Only the twitch watchers will get the "comfort" of watching this. If y'know u know

[@Lexi-h4j]

words cant describe how much fear was struck through me with the womens bathroom story

[@Radicc_]

As soon as he said “I hope that was the men’s….” A freaking add popped up as one of the greatest cut offs in a smilecicle video I’ve seen

[@_.sans._]

this is truly the buckshot roulette moment of all time.

[@llleau]

Timestamps!! ^^ ➤ SLUCK 9:22 9:24 - I 12:51 - II 22:30 - ☠️ 31:22 - Game Over 32:23 - ☠️ 39:55 - Game Won 41:34 - Consume pills? ➤ SLOOT 43:25 43:31 - I 45:31 - II 47:30 - III 49:33 - Consume pills? ➤ SNARFE 50:40 50:45 - I 52:22 - II 58:45 - III 1:02:35 - Double or Nothing? 1:02:54 - I 1:04:39 “At least he won’t shoot me again!-”

[@bryanp.]

"He turned into a penini press- oh thats a breaf case" had me rolling 😂

[@wooper3107]

The sluckiest man alive 🔥🔥🔥

[@j78878]

WHY DID I READ BACKSHOT ROULETTE

[@Ly_7838]

Could be worse

[@biodegradablexiao]

Id love some backshot roulette

[@OwenWatkins-y8z]

This stream was so incredibly funny my god Charlie never enter a casino with your amount of sluck

[@Cynic15]

having a terrible and unmotivated day, but at least there's slimecicle

[@Snorizard]

"Oh cool its hell" Slimecicle 2024

[@cat-cam-87]

Sluck was my favorite, but I prefer Snarfe now.

[@cat-cam-87]

For anyone wondering, I hate Sloot.

[@Bootssugarleaf]

@@cat-cam-87 What'd Sloot do??? ☹

[@LilMushroom76]

​@@Bootssugarleaf sloot ate there mom /j

[@Bootssugarleaf]

@@LilMushroom76 Oh :(

[@LilMushroom76]

@@Bootssugarleaf ya there mom was eaten /j

[@Creepy_Arts]

The entire time I was doing statistics and 70% of the time he did the complete opposite of what he should have done

[@worthmorethan2000]

"Oh cool, it's Hell!! 😃" the way he said it with such joy had me cackling 😭😂

[@yolomolo2736]

Charlie is never the same without his glasses

[@GraduateToast44]

Slimecicle really *_called the shots_* that first playthrough tho ;)

[@szofiaosborne8007]

The bathroom story has me dying in MY bathroom. Im stood here, wheezing as i imagine the terror poor Charlie felt 😭😭

[@hurklesthecrow]

I'm so glad that Charlie got to experience an average five minutes as a trans person with that bathroom story!! What an ally xDD

[@CharcoalRoach]

Real asf. I Burst out laughing when I heard his weak ‘helo’

[@firirk4150]

I thought you were talking about the game for a second and I was very confused

[@nyarlathotep3824]

@@firirk4150can confirm as a trans person that this is what I’m doing to pay for my hrt. I’ve been shot in the everything around forty times but I haven’t died yet and that’s what matters

[@capybara2515]

God that’s sad

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

I used to think, “huh, I wonder why so many trans folks like Slimecicle’s videos” and then I saw the opening to this stream at the same time that I read this comment and I just went “oh never mind I get it now”

[@deadzulu7836]

and I quote: "Am I dumb?" 59:52 ; Famous final words.

[@littchimy4756]

gamble made him to the slimeshot roulette

[@BoulderCrash9000]

real

[@SnowyYets]

hmmm, the sluge has found a gun, containment not needed.

[@theminecraft4202]

man i love watching Slim Cigle

[@Ahnock]

chat im 50/50 on all the voices charlie was hearing in that bathroom being inside his head

[@nikotheoneshot]

this is making me cry why is he getting so lucky despite not even knowing what's a live and what's a blank

[@JRBT1267]

“Time for the fuckshot” Slimcicle 2024.

[@Arixandrine]

"i have to wash my hands" not for a second in his brain did it come up like "maybe i get the hell out and wash my hands in the men's bathroom"

[@YellowRabbit125]

Dude, Me and my friend Ceci in school always talk about you, and I cannot wait to tell her about, "The Bathroom Incident", Your the best Slime I love your content.

[@THEspitter3853]

I had to go to the stream just to figure out why everyone was talking about slime making everyone feel comfortable. I was extremely comforted by it

[@theholyketchup6445]

I thought that after the bad ending you'd be sent back to the beginning but no, you just somehow resurrect from the dead and the Dealer is just kinda pissed that you ain't playing fair with that little act.

[@cookiecutter3116]

The bathroom story sounded like a bad old cartoon gag but funny bc of slimecicle

[@VeryMossyBones]

The probability estimates in this vod are KILLING me. Mans does not understand conditional probability

[@tiamcyan6526]

Guess you could say Charlie is a good “shot”…

[@straight-up479]

Can’t wait for the CS Lotto stream after this!!! 🙏

[@marekpietrzak7452]

7 minute yap session is crazy

[@Ly_7838]

Ay Slimeshot Roulette

[@Sentinel_CYN]

The story was the most intense thing I have experienced so far today.

[@CrashOzzy1223]

Mark was a quick natural with this, let’s see how slime is.