Archery Extreme: Ode To Joy!

The Machine Bow is a reality. Finally. At last.
Freude schöner Götterfunken.
UPDATE: Here are some answers to all those suggestions and tips.
Angle adapter: Forget those, they create a ton of friction and you lose plenty of torque. Plus they really don't save much space.
Angle drills: Not enough torque.
Angle grinders: They lack the transmission, super high rpm but ZERO torque.
Counterweights: As I said in the video, the "bucking" comes from the draw resistance of the bow limb. If you remove the trigger sear, the whole contraption runs very smoothly.
The shooter has to hold the weapon AGAINST the rotation that cocks the string, that takes much force.
Add a second bow to compensate: This would only work if the second bow would be cocked at the SAME TIME, but directed downwards. But this won't work as the drill does not have enough power.
Ball bearings, teflon, and other fancy stuff: This is the Slingshot Channel, not the "High End CNC channel". I saw parts out from plywood, with a hand saw. Low tech rulez.
Mounting the mag from below: Possible, but how to hold the weapon then? Plus, why? This isn't a sniper gun that needs a scope. It is "spray and pray".

[@joek600]

imaging breaking into Joerg's house... a storm of arrows coming out of nowhere while hearing ''hahahahahahahahaha''

[@bln_tobacco6611]

😆

[@antipinoypinoyclub6969]

moving target for his bows

[@agsrf6479]

goddamit man that shit is so funny

[@tuancao93]

the last thing you heard is his Santa laugh

[@SrZakachu]

The last words that You heard "poor oponent, bye bye hahahah oh a few more shoots"

[@duchi882]

How can someone even hate this man That passion, that laugh. Its too good to be hated

[@gtfkt]

Fake people hate genuine people.

[@stubby-beef5029]

Fr

[@stubby-beef5029]

@@gtfkt so true

[@akebomba1011]

Jealous people

[@coolmastermichael]

George is the coolest guy ever I would like to see a full auto knife throwing device.

[@ThisGalaxyCat]

"Robber break in to Joerg's house" *Joerg grab weapon* Robber: wtf was that? Joerg: let me show you its features, H a h a h a h a

[@jondoe9588]

ThisGalaxyCat the funniest comment I’ve seen all day!

[@ThisGalaxyCat]

@@jondoe9588 thanks!

[@ayushroy3817]

Copied comment

[@RikkiTheRose]

in german*

[@Eduardo_Espinoza]

@ Cleotas Berkley 4 days ago The last thing the burglar hears: "LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!"

[@quantumIO]

You sir are the greatest blacksmith in all of Skyrim. The perfect mad scientist laugh is just a bonus.

[@serrael-182]

They should make him a character in a game!

[@etitis8178]

Imagine this guy during zombie apocalypse: "hahaha, this is so much fun"

[@Beanyrudy]

ha ha

[@nolongerhuman13]

“Poor zombies. Look at them ! Hahahahaha. “. I love this guy

[@Glassesman-uy7jm]

Him and Daryl would be good friends

[@luhaizhou]

And to zombies: let me show you its features...

[@etitis8178]

@@Glassesman-uy7jm Daryl would have been treated like a noob

[@Kronosfobi]

The only guy who can bring a drill into a gun fight.

[@wattleboi3967]

and be the only survivor.

[@4Degree]

He is the best inovater💪🏻

[@samuraijackoff5354]

He is going to turn that poor man into a half gun.

[@deffroadceltaiddcelticawak4150]

@@4Degree Well he is German also, they are a pretty well accomplished group at innovation to be fair. An they have a historic tradition of being at the cutting edge of science.

[@kylestrenches3874]

Deffroad Celtaidd Celtic Awakening I think it was a joke

[@aaronrodriguez1226]

Joerg is an international treasure, and he must be protected at all costs.

[@TribodybyVi]

I'm pretty sure he can protect himself, but you're right.

[@velazquezarmouries]

he should be declared a UNESCO humanity's treasure

[@krazytroutcatcher]

Who would attack him? Or suffer the embarrassment of being taken down by a dozen pencils.

[@michaelfromparis]

this man is irremplacable in case of Zombies apocalypse .....

[@mikewest7686]

From who

[@Sniper-rr2zx]

1:50 “to make it full auto! I love my job!” That is when you know someone is happy with their work 😂

[@danieloceansmith3156]

All of history: There’s no such thing as a full auto crossbow. Jörg:LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!!!

[@halosrusty]

daniel Ocean Smith Jörg look it’s got a laser and light

[@normallynimamaamwalkstrong9383]

I laughed a bit cause I remembered one of The Spiffing Brit's video.

[@alonzocalvillo6702]

Jorg: Hold mein bier!

[@planescaped]

Ever since using Edgar's auto crossbow ability in FF3 as a kid have I wanted one...

[@luckylee5864]

daniel Ocean Smith I think auto crossbows are illegal since they haven’t been made

[@All-Fur-Coat_No-Trousers]

This is the exact kind of homemade weapon I'd expect to find in an abandoned bunker in a Fallout game

[@hausgeisttsiegsuah6666]

You can build it in Scum and load explosive arows XD

[@davidp4270]

This weapon is in scum

[@richk3325]

Love the fallout crafts...

[@bigdaddydons6241]

I swear I've seen something alot like these in the metro games

[@Elliandr]

Or in Skyrim.

[@DarthGibberish]

"Let me show you it's features!" The six most terrifying words in archery.

[@halfway_there6970]

Um, actually, the 's in it's is technically another word (is) idiot.🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@foethefox793]

@@halfway_there6970 troll

[@ezekiyam3827]

@@halfway_there6970 🤡

[@vladivosdog]

@@halfway_there6970 no

[@animesloversunited9069]

@@halfway_there6970 😂😂

[@strafeeto]

When I saw the F.A.S.L.L shoot I couldn't help but smile, the look of the firing process is just immaculate.

[@FartInYourFace234]

"Full Auto Sliding Linstant Legolas"

[@jon8048]

0% Brutality 0% Sexual content 100% German

[@brandonyoung2248]

Idk about no sexual content have you seen the viagra shooter hahaha

[@weedthyking4904]

@@brandonyoung2248 whats that

[@valROFL]

jawohl!

[@prehistoriccreator9600]

I don't know man, Joerg is a pretty sexy man

[@0ooTheMAXXoo0]

100% german, 0% sexual..... does not compute...

[@VosperCDN]

Science lessons delivered with large dose of laughter.

[@stubby-beef5029]

So true

[@wandervanhoucke4331]

I read it as slaughter

[@FireFox64000000]

The way science should be delivered

[@tripwire4727]

*physics

[@4AneR]

Large dose of features

[@HabeasJ]

Robber breaks into Joerg's house: . Joerg remembering the drill has a full battery: Ahawhawhawhaw

[@halipatsui9418]

Everyone is gangsta until they hear "let me show its properties haha" from dark corner during breaking and entering.

[@frank_calvert]

@@halipatsui9418 you mean features...

[@vanillawoof]

*freude schöner götterfunken starts to play*

[@W4RM4T]

"Welcome to my house, let me show its features!" Muhahahaha

[@ciaheadmechanic0809]

“Ode to Joy” starts blasting throughout the house.

[@youmissed8249]

9:34 his laugh both terrifies me and makes me want these things even more. As an enthusiast of such creations I find his laugh incredibly infectious.

[@sham8127]

This guy really enjoying his job makes me happy.

[@CP-jk3tc]

Dude is a trained economist too. What a champ!

[@BetaBuxDelux]

@@CP-jk3tc Holy cow. I assumed he’s a mechanical engineer.

[@bringer-of-change]

Me too honestly. You can tell he loves doing this, and I'm sure that makes him better at doing it too.

[@Rozbujnik_Rumcajs]

"little bit of shake" *shakes the hell out of Joerg, who is the size of 2,5 normal man* :)

[@looseballs1966]

Zak that's called a 10 on the rector scale for normal sized guy LOL.

[@de0509]

Yeah, but for a first prototype, this was kinda awesome lol.

[@mikethompson7290]

Crew served cross bow

[@BrokenSeraphim]

What's missing is a stock and maybe a front pistol grip

[@Endermenification]

@Krzysztof Żak i have tears in my eyes because for your comment, thanks man ;)

[@alphaadhito]

"No full Auto in the building!" Joerg: "It's not full Auto, this is"

[@azura37]

"thats not full auto ??"

[@peterrice8825]

“Damn, bro!”

[@elijahdynys4125]

Correction: Dayum bro!

[@Rivers256]

That guy sounds like Scooter from Borderlands.

[@xavchar4643]

Alpha Adhito ah a fellow airsofter I see

[@chrismooneyham5279]

Even with all of the movement it is SURPRISINGLY accurate. That is really, really impressive Sir.

[@ventex1352]

Well, it does seem kinda bulky to be frank. I wonder if there's any way to make it more ergonomic?

[@chrismooneyham5279]

@@ventex1352 always from my experience. We are all ergonomically different.

[@AnEnormousNerd]

@@ventex1352 Building the engine into the side instead of pretty much duct taping a drill to it would definitely help ^-^

[@williamylee]

In summary: **Says something bow related* **Breaks into diabolical laughter*

[@maitlan]

7:20 Now that's what you call a pencil pusher.

[@spazbandicoot]

1:49

[@geraldlesson4690]

@@spazbandicoot yep

[@missingno2401]

his laugh sounds like the word diabolical

[@roderickkarladdun7798]

And they say Germans can't be funny. This man makes weapon inventing fun, tbh.

[@janne7130]

Who said Germans can't be funny...

[@roderickkarladdun7798]

Janne Wermter South Park reference.

[@ReaperCH90]

@SuperSmashyfication either this or very dumb and unfunny

[@druegnor]

~They only funny when making weapon..just wait they become super funny..they conquer Europe again

[@cowboy2006]

Inventing weapons was always fun

[@braindamage7842]

When he says “Let me show you it’s features!”, it warms the viewers heart

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

Joerg Joestar everyone

[@shrake5385]

Jotaro!

[@tofudelivery394]

Dare dare yaze

[@randomicatto]

I see two JoJo

[@guydude439]

JoJo References are inescapable

[@theplatypen1959]

This is like the NPC you have to find in a game to upgrade you weapons. Dudes even got the cool voice for it

[@s943413]

Has to be secret NPC that shows up after the final boss fight, otherwise weapons made from him would've been too overpower and breaking the whole game.

[@GeorgieBonsoir]

8:13 A masterwork of engineering and design... propped up by a twig. Never change Joerg. Never change.

[@whocares110]

This guy makes me laugh so damn much, I can't stop.

[@sephbox]

Didn't even notice, that made me laugh even harder

[@bike4peace]

@@whocares110 he is simply so authentic, that makes me happy

[@riolubis8601]

"look at the size of this it's only as small as my hand " bruv I'm pretty sure your hand can hold my head like a tennis ball

[@ethanlocke3604]

Like a golf ball

[@pockit57d.a.d.68]

What do you have Zeka virus?

[@yesmilord2350]

His mad genius laugh is the purest form of joy. This man is a treasure.

[@michaelreetz7026]

hes a wonder of this world, the mad scientist version of bob ross

[@doomguy4522]

Thousands of years after the invention of the bow, one man makes the final, true evolution of it’s design and brings the bow’s long journey of innovation to its logical conclusion. The full auto crossbow.

[@mdc2296]

That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen! *I'll take four*

[@ChrisParayno]

I second

[@HPalternetive]

Matt Cook ILL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

[@profepik7525]

Did you knew ? When you pronounce FASIL in french, it means "easy".

[@ericg4267]

Right

[@victornguyen3531]

😂

[@NoTengoIlusiones]

I can't stop smiling when I'm watching this channel: Engineering, art, agile methods, prototype, Humor, childhood....and above all FUN ! Thank you !

[@clarkeugene5727]

I would settle to just merely hear him in a conversation at an adjoining table in a restaurant. No matter what the subject.

[@UsDiYoNa]

Child what? Im calling the police

[@RagPen01]

What are agile methods?, just asking

[@vaschmir]

childwood? @_@

[@Oe.el.]

would'nt we all appreciate a good piece of childwood

[@lkvideos7181]

*Burglar breaks into some house in the woods. Falls over as the lights turn on* Sprave: "Ooouh ! you must be a *very* unlucky fellow. Hahahaha. Here. Let me show you it's features. ^^" Burglar: "D:" 12:41

[@rod_official6166]

Sprave: Poor opponent HAHAHAHAHA

[@smalltown6424]

😂

[@trajtemberg]

With Joerg and the victim laughing his last breath off lol.

[@idkbruh173]

This is so awesome. The positive creative energy, the satisfying mechanical parts, the excellent explanations, the slow-motion... I don't know what to say.

[@kryptologicalz8436]

This guy is the type of teacher you look forward to having in the day when going to school

[@PapaWolf]

I actually had a shop teacher in high school who was just like him LOL, except he was Scottish. But same personality, looked just like him, and the exact same laugh LOL. Picture Joerg standing beside a band saw and saying (in a Scottish accent but the same timber of voice) 'Let me show you why this tool is so dangerous HAHAHA'.... LOL

[@kiiiisu]

@@PapaWolf lmao :D i wish i had teachers like that in school

[@Spurioushamster]

@Major Tom my machining instructor at college would knee you in the balls if he caught you doing something stupid at the lathe, such as standing with your hands in your pockets, or messing around. Top teacher though, you learned very quickly to treat the machines with respect.

[@goldenagenut]

I actually thought, while watching, this guy would be a great teacher. The students would love and slightly fear him... or be terrified of him - the perfect teacher/student relationship.

[@jake4194]

This guy needs to teach shop class lol

[@jawi499]

“I love my job....”. We love it too.

[@greyninjah2860]

This guys laugh is actually disturbing yet kinda wholesome in a weird medieval way.

[@CosmicHandOfDoom]

* brain damage *

[@davidwrobel8089]

Your videos serve 2 awesome purposes, your chuckle are so entertaining, lastly your inventions are most certainly fascinating . You have my vote. I'd give an Emmy award for constantly amusing content in your videos. Thanks for sharing.

[@drained1177]

I imagine this dude in the wasteland just cracking up, laughting whilst shooting this crazy automatic crossbow.

[@overlorddante]

I'm sure there's a mod for that lol

[@AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange]

Only thing that would make this even more overpowered is a clip that he can drop in, but that rubber band roller might jam with something sticking up on the back of it.

[@aeredhaelredfalen6194]

Vampires everywhere shudder when they hear the whispered words: "let me show you its features!"

[@reaperdzong7447]

perfect!

[@nejch1568]

I can hear it already. "German mad scientist invents automatic assault bow with detachable high capacity clipazines"

[@jacobelgan5196]

"Clipazine" Are you a fellow nerfer?

[@AndaggerHerc]

Mainstream media : Government disarm the citizens to smooth the transition to socialism . KZbin: sure ya will .

[@HvV8446]

Shit, im dutch. Should i consider moving to the states? Just in case

[@rogerramiussergeialexander5541]

@@HvV8446 don't. Your freedom would be safer moving to Canada.

[@HvV8446]

@@rogerramiussergeialexander5541 yeah, hadnt thought about that, might be safer indeed. Thx for the heads up👍

[@akugrace5401]

Customer : So what types of crossbows do you have in your store? Him : HA HAHA HAHA HA HAHA....

[@skyzodiac2837]

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH

[@andimuraqmi2111]

Hahahahahha..hahahha

[@anggunxtc4205]

HUAHAHA HA HA HA

[@kdowey13]

I was looking for this comment hahaha

[@andimuraqmi2111]

Hahahahahha....

[@alexelle3096]

CLIENT: I need one of your finest crossbows JOERG: Gonna need some ID first CLIENT: *shows ID JOERG: Oh ok, I have automatics here Mr. Van Helsing

[@alexelle3096]

@Adventure Inc WITH PURGE SEASON DISCOUNTS! What are you waiting for? Bring the whole town to Joerg's! *Crossbows and arrows each sold separately*

[@danieloceansmith3156]

I was just thinking about that scene. That is awesome

[@blank557]

John Wick: "I can kill a person with a pencil" JoergSprave: "I can kill many more with my full-auto pencil crossbow--Let me show you its features." John Wick: "Here's all my gold coins. I'll take all you got."

[@zodsinclair8500]

Clearly John Wick is his Biggest Fan! Can you Imagine seeing *THIS* in John Wick 4!!!! lil cameo from the Legendary Jorge Sprave & his store! Wondering if they Armor Piercing *HB4* Pencils?

[@KINGPINm22]

The crossover everyone needs

[@jediknight73]

What a fantastic comment

[@A1Authority]

One of the best replies I've seen in awhile. I just wrote a similar comment. (in the way of, scenario-building, that is)

[@WhoThisMonkey]

Don't forget the devastation of smaug, John!

[@Khaynizzle7]

I love the stick prop lol. The perfect stick for the occasion

[@ajm2872]

The pure joy of this man's deadly creative energy is infectious. Well done, sir.

[@NireFuster]

Imagine showing up to battle in medieval times when a madman with an alien artifact starts shooting dozens of arrows at you while yelling: "Ha ha ha ha haa!! Let me show you the features!!"

[@mautrixs]

AJAJAJAJ

[@dennisrg1977]

Thought of the same thing XD legendary

[@steveschneider8454]

He's a mad genius who just makes me smile every time I see him. Because of him I'm now in trouble with my wife cuz I bought a air crossbow. Thanks alot

[@Brian626]

Priorities!

[@frederikmare9002]

No reason for fear!... YOU bought the crossbow, not your wife!!! 😉

[@bengriffith218]

I’ve been loosely following your videos for several years. Your enthusiasm is as truly infectious as your laugh. Your inventiveness is ingenious. Keep up the good work and great attitude.

[@jakedwight9893]

I was almost sure that he couldn’t add more arrows. I’ve never been so happy to be wrong.

[@TheRockyRacoon92]

In the next episode: Full auto balista with a tractor engine.

[@CReed-kf7eo]

That's cool but pvo shafts are dangerous as hell

[@GorkxEyes]

Hahahaha poor opppnent

[@JTGallant]

I was gonna say don't give him any ideas, but I really need to see this. We KNOW he CAN.

[@MW-cx3sb]

ah ha ha ha ha

[@adriansaavedra1973]

Yeah! Operated by the tank giant robot

[@yahya2880]

Robber: Breaks into joergs house Joerg: *loads IKEA pencils*

[@pandesal6607]

LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURE

[@jeddy_bravo]

Ha ha ha ha ha haaa

[@Handyman-fw8ul]

MR. Chalam stop big smoke

[@artguti1551]

Brings a whole new definition of "Fill Him Full Of Lead"!

[@TheReaver1234]

YA I’m crying after reading this

[@lespectator4962]

The spigot mortar could be a great inspiration for you and your full auto version, since the piat has the power to re-engage its spring after each shot. Can't wait to see it! You make really neat designs.

[@sweepingtime]

I just love hearing him appreciate how good a common hand drill is.

[@mattagnew206]

They're incredibly powerful. I had one tear cartilage in my wrist when a hole saw grabbed. It'll never be 100% again.

[@wehrwolfsemmelhaackenkreuz3923]

It would have a clutch or torque adjustment, no? Sorry that happened. Glad warning folks.

[@papakahreethemerciful4080]

@@wehrwolfsemmelhaackenkreuz3923 for hole drilling, clutch should be off and handle attached. Sorry that happened as well.

[@akashsuresh1369]

He is the dad we all want, Admit it.

[@A-G-F-]

Woodworkers make the best dads

[@giovannodpanaroma6817]

@@A-G-F- not woodworkers, a true rambo/john wick blooded engineers should do the trick.

[@truthseeker7548]

Nahhh, cool tho but not as a father.

[@justaninternetfool451]

Id honestly just be happy with a dad period

[@Camcolito]

@@justaninternetfool451 That's sad man, but look on the bright side - my dad was an asshole. Chin up!

[@comedyoferrors77]

“I can’t stop going full power in the end.” Underrated quote right there.

[@sirderpington7704]

you taught me more about how friction works in 10 mins then school tried to teach me in forever.

[@tomdedekster2332]

school is a scam

[@sirderpington7704]

@@tomdedekster2332 school is useful if you know what you want to learn. problems is. well who cares about what you wanna learn?

[@tomdedekster2332]

@lol Finished? 😝 Just kidding, but yeah i don't really see the value in schools and im a teacher worst of all. School takes too much "filler" like learning french or catholics study or or sports. But what u need is much less then that and it must be more, let us say to the point.

[@sirderpington7704]

@@tomdedekster2332 its more like I wasn't thats good at physics and the concepts stop making sense when they started to teach me how electricity works.

[@mechanicalmonk2020]

Nope. You paid attention in this video. That's the difference.

[@mynameisbenL]

Time stamps for his laugh 0:17 0:37 hehe lazer 0:44 bang 0:52 1:10 ehe 1:40 1:51 Ful oto 5:20 6:47 oopsie 7:26 8:47 9:29 9:35 its so much fun, i agree 9:40 what a hailstorm of arrows 10:39 10:46 10:51 11:11 11:28 12:20 12:26 humble laugh 12:43 HaHaHaHa Poor opponent 13:00 Fire starter 13:06 13:33 14:17 14:21 14:25 waves goodbye 14:27 poor target

[@gangbangoperator482]

A man worthy of the biggest waste of time reward although I did enjoy it

[@JoseRomero-kx5ex]

His laugh is just a .wav file edited in the video every 10 seconds

[@jpablo700]

Are you friends with the JRE timestamp guy?

[@elguilloteguillenguillotin4155]

Hahahah

[@nonameworm69]

THANKS

[@jimbolearner8040]

THIS GUY HAS THE MANLIEST LAUGH IVE EVER HEARD thanks for blessing my feed 😌

[@arnienonymous4458]

Experts: "You just can't make a powerful automatic crossbow." Joerg Sprave: "Hold mein bier!"

[@ohsee1346]

Ja voll

[@EpitomeOfLigma]

copied

[@FrankHarwald]

"Halt mal mein Bier!"

[@jarnojuusola6611]

XDDD

[@painkillerjones6232]

No shit!!

[@shamsularfeen1676]

Sir, this is the most amazing diy project i have seen..looks quite complicated but works great..lots of love from India.😊

[@almofo2237]

I can imagine him laughing while he is killing people with his machine bow . "Ha ha ha poor opponent ".

[@randompersononinternet2826]

If he in anime he going to be the villain

[@TheBrandedsubstance]

XD

[@amosmubanga6540]

Hahahahaha

[@Koi-Koi-Koi]

next Shooter game should be with his voice and laughing...

[@arborinfelix]

Jörg pencil thorwing bow is the living embodiment of the saying "The pen is mightier than the sword"

[@Olivia-MaiSevigny]

FABULOUS

[@alvianekka80]

John Wick: I need one of that.

[@TomSilver_42]

Reminded me one news office and saying that "Broken pencils are .. pointless!"

[@radium4194]

pen go YEET

[@rohypnotist6263]

This needs a turret and the instability is no longer an issue

[@carl9022]

Rohypno tist just have another upside down on the bottom and the forces from both cancel out.

[@---Michael---]

@@carl9022 big brains optimize

[@pegzounet]

Or a bipod

[@AndaggerHerc]

Give him a week

[@bavarianexzess9212]

a turret mod of this would be awesome, some small bipods would already fix it i guess. but it's already insane :D

[@brendanlund6959]

Freaking love this guy. His joy and passion working on these projects is so infectious.

[@justjoe5373]

This guy with his ideas is scarier than someone with an RPG

[@xmacola1239]

I can agree with you sir

[@lesgoshooping6695]

Full auto RPG helt fed or huge magazine

[@liamtice8794]

@@lesgoshooping6695 M134 that shoots RPG rounds

[@basiliimakedonas1109]

There's a saying that goes like this: The greatest minds are the most demented

[@SimplyLimbo]

@@liamtice8794 Jürg can make one, full auto on wheels, made out of plywood

[@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer]

I'm waiting till they release _Counter Strike: JoergSprave._

[@stubby-beef5029]

Fr lol

[@Dapstart]

CSJO oh yes

[@R42PH]

More like Counter Sprave : Joerg's offensive

[@heibk-2019]

Airzooka is op!

[@nonFireresist]

Actually, there is a flashgame, voiced by Jörg himself, where he shoots thousands of Zombies by his earlier inventions. Still have it in my phone, still love it...

[@brickunleasher7631]

He's the German engineer meets heavy from tf2

[@thefabulouskitten7204]

Oh man, his laugh is amazing.

[@umontortle]

god don't remind me of those fan fictions

[@Sketchy_Dood]

He’s like medic, engineer and heavy all in one person

[@Nezha_Main]

@@Sketchy_Dood MEDIC MEDIC MEDIC! "hahaha" LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES

[@ocean7849]

German Davinci of weapons

[@heleti0000]

Joerg, you’re a bloody genius, always “thinking outside of the square”. These might only be rubber powered “toys” (albeit deadly ones) but it’s the unconventional approach to problem solving that makes your videos priceless 👍

[@GSBConstantine]

"look at this drill, only as long as my hand"(forgets to say he has hands like shovels)

[@TheBelrick]

he doesnt need a 80lb counter weight. 80lb - weight of bow - [weight directed in counter rotation / 2]. Like how an modern recoiless SMG workss

[@NuclearLama]

@@TheBelrick could you give an example smg?

[@crackpot5597]

@@NuclearLama Some Vectors or just a P90 has just less recoil!

[@陳柏廷-u5p]

there's a wound on his hand, probably not covered by satety t-shirt

[@DevOpsGuy0]

Cam you just imagine what chaos he would make if he were in mediaeval age...

[@wyrd2101]

Where is makita in mediaval age🙈

[@nunull6427]

"hahaha, arrows go brrrrrrt"

[@misohoney1660]

I just imagined Robin Hood with this thing and that story was very short

[@judaxzeug7858]

well modern machinery wasn't available that time and rubber bands I'm not realy sure when it was invented so...

[@satoshialvez4452]

He would have been not eable even to reach his actual age, if you can get to 30 years old in medieval age you are pretty lucky No time to invent anything lol

[@SixFourZero]

I love how straight it shoots, even with all that recoil. Really cool invention. PS, love the channel, Im so glad I found it!!

[@efleschner]

“Aim like you would with a hose” The man is equating watering a lawn to launching a spray of projectiles. 😆

[@jasonisbored6679]

Exactly. What kind of hoses they got in Germany?

[@Fenlander216]

Actually he isn't far off the mark. I do archery and was taught not to aim, but point at the boss then loose. The cowboys in the Wild West never really aimed during their gun fights, it was all done from the hip. Pointing is far more instinctive than aiming.

[@mosterchife6045]

Jason isbored MG42s

[@RorschachZ777]

im here, just to hear him laugh. It cures everything.

[@fathersatan8087]

Definitely

[@stanmuso]

I'm waiting for someone to just make a remix song with all the laughs off all the videos just mashed up. I'm pretty sure it would be amazing

[@MegaMalik90]

Including corona virus?

[@FoliumSakura]

I love that everything looks so clean and then theres just a drill taped on lmao

[@radium4194]

That’s engineering

[@SomeElsenNerd420-J]

@@radium4194 Weirdly enough, he doesn't actually have an engineering degree. He's a mad scientist.

[@radium4194]

@@SomeElsenNerd420-J engineering is a science, but regardless, yes that makes it funny

[@SomeElsenNerd420-J]

@@radium4194 I mean "mad" as in completely unsupervised.

[@VINCE-pp3es]

@@SomeElsenNerd420-J yup sounds like him all he needs for that laugh of his is a bit of echo and maybe a zapping sound and i would run like hell KNOWING that laugh and who is wielding a bow of some type

[@MrXxz368]

This was the best scientific based video I've seen in weeks, amazing craftsmanship, great ingenuity, I want one of each my guy!

[@SirClicks.]

This, this is the man you want by your side in an zombie apocalypse

[@edwardinfante2602]

Or just to hang out with

[@beeftaffy7810]

Someone: *breaks into his house* A dark corner: "Hahahah. Let me show you its FEATURES"

[@jimarmbrester1721]

Beef Taffy 🤣

[@whocares110]

Rofl!

[@riseabovehate9476]

@@dorkamhi9166 😂😂😂

[@TUHANbukanorangARAB]

Poor opponent.

[@neinnein2669]

@@jimarmbrester1721 -- fun fact : armbrust is german for crossbow, apparently your ancestor was using one. ;D

[@oneparticularlysmartape]

When they say in medieval-style fantasy that dwarves are great craftsmen and ingeneers, I always try to asume they would have this kind of weapons. Repeating crossbows and bows and great siege equipment.

[@Zaire82]

It's entirely possible to make them without any metal, rubber, or electricity. It's a shame people never figured it out in real life.

[@kristianstrm2375]

If I ever write a fantasy with dwarves, I'd have a mountain fortress with water powered ballistas like this. Poor attackers.

[@Slavicplayer251]

have you seen the scorpions form g.o.t full auto dragon killing castle destroying power

[@fnors2]

@@Zaire82 I think people in real life didn't make such things because of the acceleration of the arms race. Oh, and gunpowder. Once they got the technology, tools, infrastructure and skills to (mass) produce repeating crossbows, guns were stronger and easier to use/produce. So there was no real reason to pursue such technology. As for siege weapons... Well the trebuchet was just perfect : strong, easy to use, buildable on site, and used easy to find ammo: big rocks. Balistas just couldn't compete. And then, canons made everything obsolete. So yeah... Maybe people would've gone the way of the crossbow/balistas if humans didn't discover blackpowder and gunpowder.

[@johngoedecke7707]

I bet you didn’t know dwarves are all German !

[@JeepPatriot2010]

I have watched this repeatedly and I can’t get over how Insane this invention is! I love it!

[@lutze5086]

Some ideas I'd like joerg to see 1 - LESS VERTICAL MOTION: considering the arrow is fired from *the same position each shot* , it is unnecessary to have the magazine moving along with the drawing mechanisim. this extra mass is the main cause of the vertical displacement. you could have *the magazine fixed* to the stock at the firing angle with *the bow string rotating up to meet* the magazine at the firing angle. 2 - DOUBLE SPEED: a second efficiency to address is the fact that *the drill is only exerting force on the bow string for one half of its cycle* , the other half of the cycle is potential torque wasted (as it is returning to the starting position for half the time). when the string is released it returns almost immediately to the starting position at which point another drawing arm (set opposed to the first i.e 3oclock and 9oclock) could be immediately retracting the string for a second shot. firing every half rotation (adjustments will need to be made to allow for string return time) : *DOUBLE SPEED*. *the string will only ever follow the bottom half of the drills arc, unlike in the rubber band demonstrator where it remains attached and follows the top half too

[@ikochomi3070]

Upvote

[@kevincornell1439]

and run the setup upside down since the magazine isn't fed by gravity.

[@joiion913]

Upvote? This isn’t reddit 😂

[@mikemccaskey388]

I legit almost throw up when I seen this, please read this guys comment!

[@parabina]

How about you make one and make a video about it.

[@XxCheese69xX]

His laugh is 50% of the fun in these episodes!

[@342Rodry]

I love the demo of his evolution of semi to full auto crossbow, this youtuber is awesome.... he made a beast!!!

[@larsbraun9958]

I am a machinist...been one since 1997 and I have worked with many engineers...I'm all in with Joerg. He would be a joy to work with...he knows what he wants to accomplish and can explain it in a way that even a lowlife blue collar D.A.C. like me can understand. Very Impressive Man.

[@mikeoxelonge3714]

When he fires it at high speed I can't help but smile, love this guy

[@coffeekats7760]

same

[@jmacjames8871]

This man and Leonardo Da Vinci would get along perfectly.

[@willk6274]

Wouldn't surprise me if Jorge was actually Da Vinci reincarnated =)

[@tubekulose]

@@willk6274 "Jörg" or "Joerg", not "Jorge".

[@NLvideomaster]

Dispatch: "We have reports of a man with a full automatic crossbow." Patrol officer: "Wait.. what now?"

[@Chezzelby]

Bros not only super enthused about his builds but has the brainpower to design and practice. Bravo

[@lalalalalalalalala60]

"SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!" You've made a dream come true. From Van Helsing to Batman there has been the 'Repeating Crossbow' But ONLY YOU have made it a reality!!!!!

[@Deadvenuz]

Actually China and a few other places but okay.

[@mandowarrior123]

@@Deadvenuz not automatic, just lever action.

[@Deadvenuz]

@@mandowarrior123 literally nither of us used the word automatic but if you wanna argue over little shit have fun

[@lalalalalalalalala60]

Jesus people. Can't we just admire a great dude doing great work and all hope that he/somebody starts selling a finished product without all this knitpicking, bitchy bullshit.

[@lalalalalalalalala60]

This is why I virtually never post on anything.

[@reyp5323]

1:50 He sounds like a movie villain revealing his master plan to take over the world

[@makmak]

sounds like arnold swarzenegger to me

[@triggerhappy6398]

hes like German Van Helsingr. actually the grim tales were German in origin.

[@DEATH14269]

@@triggerhappy6398 many peoples out in the world originated from germany... settling all over the planet..

[@triggerhappy6398]

@@DEATH14269 ya ther is a connection to the Russians and north western Asians. ITs interesting.

[@raceplayzichighidorahplayz702]

1:51

[@nugget7302]

Is it just me or his laugh is really freaking wholesome

[@SCYN0]

Yes only you

[@HartyBiker]

Yeah I think you're the only person to ever even notice his laugh

[@ranwolf1240]

it's because his laugh is full of joy

[@johntrojan7294]

I m with you my friend

[@jamesyoung2656]

He's top quality entertainment, very clever guy, and I love his great laughter and enthusiasm. That machine crossbow is insane! 340 bolts a minute. Point and spray.

[@adhd_with_pennies4867]

Attache dynamite to each arrow with a primer

[@Mason-mf7ex]

This mans laugh cures all illnesses or anything else that could be plaguing your body

[@aaronporter2180]

this channel is absolutely absurd and i love it

[@ChrisParayno]

Real content

[@thehellyousay]

Get Exiztential and embrace the Absurdity!

[@cleotasberkley9048]

The last thing the burglar hears: "LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!"

[@jakubdura828]

A HA HA HA HA!

[@snailswrath]

haha

[@dillan2.032]

O shit of all the houses in the world I picked this dude aaaaaaa I really don't want to see its features bro I'm leaving here take my wallet the Flex Seal guy pops out wow that's a lot of damage you hear this dude laugh and the sad gurgles of a would-be burglar O look at my poor Target hahaha lol

[@ElmerFuddGun]

@@dillan2.032 - OMG... just get a new keyboard, dude! Can't read that run on sentence with zero punctuation.

[@TechNextLetsGo]

Burglar gets 100 pencils to the face.

[@tomaspinto6339]

Hi Joerg, if you needed extra support, I see the revolving mechanism does not come all the way to directly above the trigger guard, so you could probably design a Barrett M82A2 style stock that allows you to shoulder it better and if you made it so you could add weight to the bottom, the weight could offset the yaw force created by firing the crossbow with de gravitational force derived from the weight and it wouldnt mess up the rotational cycle. Cheers.

[@cursedsatan1592]

I want this man in my team during a zombie outbreak

[@CP-jk3tc]

In the post-apocalyptic Dortmund, zombies are running away from Jörg's fully-automatic/rapid fire wooden Ballistas. HAHAHA.

[@kimutaiboit8516]

me too. I'll bottom for him even. hahaha.

[@anonymousaccordionist3326]

Joerg has one of the best laughs I have ever heard. He really always makes me smile every time I happen upon one of his videos.

[@icewallowcome_daily9802]

same

[@southernSCkid]

“Look at how small they are they are the size of my hand”- (Jorge hold up hand literally the size of a football)

[@carter7005]

Litterally when he said it i read your comment 😂

[@Oscar_xD7573]

Looooooool

[@jayluss]

Woah. Engineering is so impressive. I don’t think I would ever use this even if I had it but the idea is amazing. Makes me want to build!

[@trukisss]

I would be proud to serve under commander Joerg in a battalion armed with rubber band weapons

[@theramingsul7617]

I would so likely to would follow him into a battalion

[@JSBax]

Poor opponents! HAHAHA!

[@LordofDarknessX]

But Sir!! We are out of ammo.....

[@juracan8591]

@@LordofDarknessX Corporal Morales, grab me a stack of pencils!

[@LordofDarknessX]

@@juracan8591 but Sir! there is a shortage of erasers the kindergartens won't be able to scribble, SIR!

[@topias7436]

People in the 1900s: I wonder if we will have flying cars in the future 2020: Full auto crossbow

[@arachnid83]

Not a bad deal if you ask me. Anyway, about flying cars, "If you want flying cars put wheels on an helicopter" -Elon Musk

[@vik_body_beld7294]

Flying cars , ? Still a long way to go . In fact even in 2020, govt is teaching us to wash hands and prevent the spread of virus. If 1900 people time travel and come to 2020 thinking it will be utopia metropolis like how writers and movies predicted in the first half of the century. . They will be sadly disappointed. Disease stricken , physically not strong , reliaing on machines .

[@eddierodriguez3472]

The Chinese invented the semi-auto version a long time ago.

[@hurensohnwernichtabonniert3767]

Nor Bad full auto crosbow is nice for Countrys where weapons are prohibited

[@edtheangler4930]

This was invented before christ