I Am a Hilariously Bad Babysitter...

Me and my friends played Who's Your Daddy and became hilariously terrible children and fathers. Chaos ensued.
Edited by Zaltoman:
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Friends in this video:
‪@Condifiction‬
‪@yakkocmn‬
‪@TheMacroShow‬
‪@Bizlybebo‬
‪@Slimecicle‬
In this video, Slimecicle, Slmccl, Bizly, Macro, Yakkocmn, and Condifiction played Who's Your Daddy, which is a hilarious game. We did gaming and had so many hilarious funny moments. You would never find funny moments like these in, say, MINECRAFT or AMONG US. AMONG US.

[@Wixhael]

Charlie's habit of saying random nouns in either a raspy or Italian voice is such a bizarre bit but I love it so much.

[@thesamarawaters]

It’s his impression of MoonBase Alpha Text to Speech

[@gamerule18]

Wait is it a habit and a bit? Is that possible?

[@greatone6196]

@@gamerule18 its a bit, not a habit

[@gamerule18]

@@greatone6196 ha. Bit

[@greatone6196]

@@gamerule18 Ive been made a fool

[@C0CMunch3r]

I love how calmly Charlie say “the baby’s win by perishing”

[@fnfal7193]

Babies*

[@griffinissupercool]

@@fnfal7193 shut

[@iwasneverhere236]

201th comment

[@loganlenoir1365]

IKR

[@smartwolfie8162]

Da baby

[@yakkocmn]

dad won't let us pursue our budding music careers

[@emia3398]

That's upsetting

[@electricenergy116]

Oh no

[@javross3212]

But why? Why is your pa-pa so mean?

[@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331]

1500 likes

[@jaredk3505]

Hi

[@weirdboi744]

Slmccl: “Who’s Your Daddy” Me: “l haven’t heard that name in years.”

[@djrulez1917]

Same

[@dreamingstars7658]

True

[@theoriginalstarwalker5700]

Did your dad leave you or do you just have mums I’m confused

[@moved2763]

Yep

[@wirepirate343]

@@theoriginalstarwalker5700 The game was popular a few years ago. They're making a joke about that.

[@vulture3086]

My fav part is: “ THE MONKEY *IS EVERYTHING YOU WISH YOU WERE* “

[@nomlemons1822]

Mine is I’m getting in the freaking oven.

[@Germinator08]

I do be shittin'

[@abandoned_8696]

I honestly think it's how he said it lmao it just made it 50x funnier

[@abandoned_8696]

timestamp: 2:48

[@fabanano6158]

I love it when he says: "I CALL YOU MOTHERFUCKER BUT YOU KNOW WELL THAT WAS ME"

[@RihannahH]

Charlie explaining the point of the game: “for the daddy’s to keep the baby’s safe, and the baby’s to try and perish” Them playing the game: literally the daddy’s trying to kill the baby’s the whole time, whilst the baby’s run away in fear

[@KarmaTube5]

Lol that’s what the game should’ve been. Heck they could’ve made it where kids have to escape the house before the parents arrive

[@ndzhelin2651]

today is as good a day as any to learn that an apostrophe isn't used to make it plural

[@RihannahH]

@@ndzhelin2651 oh yeah you’re right I never really payed attention in English Although daddies looks rlly wrong lmao but I’ll change it if it bothers you

[@audreyli_creations]

@@RihannahH im so happy this didn't just become a fight about grammar nazis cuz i am thoroughly sick of them thank you for reacting to this so well

[@guy136]

Yeah..

[@TheMacroShow]

This is actually just a DaBaby Documentary

[@UnknownRustt]

Do you think it’ll be on Netflix soon?

[@theidiotstoybox]

haha DaBaby go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@lordgiyu1743]

Lets gooooo

[@fallfortune]

DaBaby!!!!1!1!!1!11!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!111!1!1!!1!1!111!1!!1!!!1!1!!!

[@waaaaaarren]

Let's go!

[@Jorpda]

This game has taught me something, either die a baby or live long enough to see yourself become daddy

[@pem8615]

this comment is going to crawl out of my computer and kill me

[@lordtoomas]

@@pem8615 there is no point in resisting as it's inevitable

[@mauraperezvaldes533]

@@pem8615 come and join us, us the damn in the comment section

[@Joyful_Jo_]

We are all daddies down here. 🎈

[@NaturalSelection_]

This takeaway from the absolute nonsense of this video is wonderful

[@timothymcqueen3408]

This is the first time I've seen a bunch of these peoples' faces and their voices have all been recontextualized.

[@MEMERisSILLY]

Fuck does recontextualized mean

[@dezundertale]

Same 😂

[@oOArsonist]

“Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AAAH-“

[@ND-we8gv]

"Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AAAH--"

[@darkblaze66_86]

"Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AAAH-"

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

"Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AAAH-"

[@common6265]

"Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AAAH--"

[@WickedBinOfTheWest]

“Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AAAH-“

[@froginaboxVEVO]

You're not a bad babysitter, you just have a "different style"

[@FreezingmoonDSBM]

This babysitter built different

[@izaries]

hes just ✨built different✨

[@boobmaster]

say that to my court judge smh

[@bluesteele5786]

The Neutron style

[@Skritzzzzz]

Plot twist this is all found footage of Slime in an orphanage.

[@mrsynth2643]

Isnt that just braads backstory

[@charlotteberry7980]

@@mrsynth2643 oh gods it is

[@magicsmoke311]

Charlie's an orphan? Technoblade: >:)

[@mrsynth2643]

@@magicsmoke311 no but Braad is

[@marink7332]

he was the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans

[@squeaphily7325]

"The babies try to get into some classic childhood mischief like DYING." Ah yes, I too died as a child

[@humbleschmumble]

Some peoples parent beat them. Well I am not some people. *I beat my parents.*

[@humbleschmumble]

@@teatime7720 what a fantastic solution

[@frostea._.2214]

@@humbleschmumble put them in an *femur breaker* its a good way to beat your parents

[@matthewbaang8749]

Ah, yes. I remember the times I died so horribly back then. Wish we could go back to the good days

[@ASteadyForce]

Minx

[@njinlover]

Charlie is so naturally funny and makes up jokes on the spot that just work so well each time

[@dacoutahcoleman3904]

7:31 I love how they make the numbers sound like some sort of dystopian household, and then proceeds to perfectly sound like that one creepy robot voice, and I love how the candle was spinning when he was holding it over the children, this is quality content.

[@Jack-mi6in]

Baby: "has incurable disease that will kill him in minutes" Father: "SHOVES FRUIT IN MOUTH"

[@alphaheelee]

an apple a day :)

[@beesgold1487]

Post natal abstinence

[@JessIsChillin]

The exact mentality anti-vax people

[@professormason8834]

nice pfp

[@Thomas-xm6id]

Me:cancer Dad: shoves fruit in face Cancer: k bye

[@cheembs2241]

"Let's feed our children." "I've never done this before!" LMAO

[@Pixelcraftian]

it produces ✨fighre✨

[@WackBoomin]

FIGHRE

[@Cyrusnavarro___]

Sup checkmark

[@professormason8834]

Sup checkmark

[@Hanakooo-]

Sup checkmark

[@HorrificHGgames]

Supper Chex mix

[@duncandonuts9917]

The fact that Charlie has over 1 million on his second account should tell him something about how often he posts on the original

[@taijmohabeer4515]

What orignal channe

[@Tyger0312]

What do you mean Slimecicle and slmccl are different cinematic universes that will at some point connect

[@cathackz]

11:45 THE MUFFLED SCREAMING ACCOMPANIED BY THE SPIDER CRAWLING IS SO FUNNY PLS

[@geo4876]

This game: The dads have to stop the baby from dying Slmccl: GET IN THE OVEN

[@ichimp5438]

100th like one this comment

[@geo4876]

@@ichimp5438 Okay? I don't really care all that much about it to be honest

[@Breadshq]

charlie has such a unique type of humor and it’s very funny

[@noahabry619]

And it's precisely the type of humor I want to see more of. Like, it's hilarious 🤣, I want more!!!

[@ignauts]

Can't lie, agreed bread

[@grantkegley988]

For example, say that he’s playing a game that has planes involved in it, his first pun would be,”This is plane crazy!”

[@Doom61612]

The dad puns

[@streetzchic222]

69 likes

[@JP-bg2vq]

At this point I’m convinced Charlie has just forgotten his password for his Slimecicle account and is just rolling with Slmccl

[@ULTIMATEMEGATRONHATER]

Nah bro, Slmccl is a complete different person than Slimecicle. It's really obvious.

[@ethanjeffsamvs3521]

@@ULTIMATEMEGATRONHATER Yeah man, the vowels are gone, it's definitely not Slimecicle. Slmccl's name is Charles and Slimecicle's name is Charlie

[@jaheyrissa]

@@ethanjeffsamvs3521 Yeah, I would really love for them to collab it would be really fun

[@ethanjeffsamvs3521]

@@jaheyrissa I agree. Petition for Slmccl and Slimecicle to collaborate in the next video

[@SHcacti]

i guess you could say he just roll with it

[@gnomebliterator4129]

Charlie: “I WANT TO DRIVE A CAR!” KZbin: Cuts to Enterprise car rentals ad

[@sophasaf]

Cuts to ad for big bill hell's dealership

[@j3nnyb3anz40]

@@sophasaf bruhhhhhhh

[@bubonic019]

"I'm finna whip this hoe" top ten moments before disaster

[@ZainIsInPain]

I realized that when Bizly was rapping to Condi instead of Condi being unsupportive of his rap career and Charlie being the one who was supportive the roles were completely reversed

[@ddude1212]

"Let the wax drip upon your supple bosom." I literally love this man.

[@thesharkcatbros5325]

Baby: *Literally gets incinerated by a dryer* Charlie: “They call that, ✨ _dry humor_ ✨”

[@moved2763]

Hehe

[@Juicy-KingDerp]

@riot`` did that actually happen?

[@eych00k]

yeah thats what happened in the video

[@wilting.leaves]

​@riot`` please tell us if that happened

[@DarkShard5728]

​@@wilting.leavesdo you, perchance, remember what they said?

[@coolestjpeg]

H-h-hes...... h-he’s... (deep inhale, fear in eyes) he’s baby (leans back and the sound of a thousand hells rips from my throat, eyes glowing white and body beginning to lift off the ground) (in a deep distorted voice) HES BABY

[@V3ssyw3ssy]

0-0

[@rendioactive]

thanks

[@talon_xi]

hwhat the fuck

[@moved2763]

Lol

[@87crowhat54]

Time stamp?

[@mrgoneagain3819]

Charlie got into my young malleable brain and now I can't tell if my humor is really good or if I'm going insane as I make others insane

[@avatog6113]

Both

[@bigboykatt3246]

"i'm going to open you like a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards" i can't- 🤣

[@jacquespaught]

"I just want them to be a dancer." Not dancers, all of them will join become one dancer.

[@robert.7230]

They'll stack and pretend to be one person

[@heather77f]

Charlie’s shirt just constantly makes me think he’s shirtless

[@professormason8834]

@Dominga Ibanez Troncoso he is.

[@heather77f]

@Dominga Ibanez Troncoso seems legit

[@satanssugarbaby7898]

Understandable

[@hz-qy8mq]

Ah yes. The classic children’s game of death.

[@Nebula_o7]

Thats just the DreamSMP

[@bluke3860]

@@Nebula_o7 that's just every smp Tommy is on

[@Nebula_o7]

@@bluke3860 true true

[@FlashDrive356]

A classic blunder.

[@luckingout2273]

bruh i was gonna comment that u have 666 likes but then it immediately went to 677

[@anthonykaltenecker2802]

Slime: "We have to grill him for a bit." Not even a second later: "Daddy Wins!"

[@carterstevenson6009]

“I call that dry humor.” “I’m gonna cu- shut up.”

[@sadpotato10yearsago50]

Never gonna give you up.

[@monke3714]

i didn’t realize for a solid 10 seconds that the name of the game was actually “who’s your daddy” and not that slmccl was just opening the video with “who’s your daddy”

[@ciarahalton5890]

"child, why do you have that knife?" * stabbing noises *

[@doggopazzo8734]

Glad they didn't find the "thing" in the parent's bedroom

[@pem8615]

WAIT IS THAT WHAT THAT GEORGENOTFOUND CLIP IS

[@doggopazzo8734]

@@pem8615 i don't know I only know what's in there

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

What is it

[@bandito625]

Ahh, the rocketship

[@crazydo1phin11]

@@pem8615 yep

[@King_Cheese]

“The fathers win by making sure *AT LEAST* one baby is still alive”

[@ZonkethBKFST]

I've been having a really hard time lately with school, and my hygiene, and my mental health. But watching your videos makes me feel better. a short break from the hardships of life. Just a fun place where I can laugh. Thank you so much for making such amazing content.

[@ughhh_miles]

"HEY BABIES HERES KNIFE!" - Charlie, Slimcicle - 2021

[@thesharkcatbros5325]

This game has made me realize how easily a baby can kill themselves in a modern household and I’m not sure how to feel about it...

[@thesharkcatbros5325]

@@aroura7252 Everything makes sense now...

[@gltche4840]

@@aroura7252 wait so my baby isn't a baby? *oh wait I just realized I don't have one*

[@nikismajesty]

"Our beautiful baby boy will never do a single thing" Monkey: *can't reach the other dad cause it's trying to climb the wall* Charlie: look at our baby boy

[@FurryFlox]

"The baby just tries to get into childhood mischief... like *d y i n g* "

[@caseydacoyote]

10:45 "I call this one 'I'm - A minor'" had me DEAD

[@guwon1864]

as a three year old child, i once ate an entire stick of butter, so yes, my favorite activity was dying

[@qtlcmora3036]

Poggers

[@R1PCH41N_FR3NZY]

according to my parents, I did what was dubbed the "Tripod of Rage". if something so much as inconvenienced me, I would get down on all fours, lift one leg, and then slam my head into the nearest solid surface, usually walls

[@MiniMia48]

@@R1PCH41N_FR3NZY Why did this actually make me laugh

[@qtlcmora3036]

@@R1PCH41N_FR3NZY **Poggers intensifies**

[@sunchasericeserawings7166]

I drank 409 as a kid. Twice.

[@fidget934]

"I am never having kids" never have I ever heard such a mood

[@brink7894]

shout out to all the people that watched this game back in middle school

[@slipperymeat9357]

Hell yeah bro

[@seanbradley8516]

Agreed

[@hardstuck_styx]

Im in middle school right now and i watched this so.....does this count?

[@ultrab2777]

@@hardstuck_styx hush child

[@taigh1100]

Hell yeah

[@holliethompson4314]

"I should've given you away" *ad plays* me: *That was fecking perfect*

[@PandaTheFunky216]

"You were born of flesh and blood, but I was born of fire and hate" goes way to hard

[@kcajnossirag8773]

I love that this is like the third video in a row where Charlie’s says he’s never having kids

[@SGWeber]

00:28 "And now, I kid you not" Almost missed it, perfect delivery XD

[@explodingdustrags2952]

“The fathers win by making sure at least one baby is alive by the end of the round” Sounds like they having illegal baby fights lmao

[@keroppiix]

“I call this parity because I’m about to put a spin on it” Charlie. I love you.

[@grimmashley8422]

*Parody*

[@keroppiix]

@@grimmashley8422 I thought he was making a physics joke 😀

[@keroppiix]

@Hooty HOOT HOOT I’m not a musician so I wouldn’t know that.

[@nathanielperry2714]

@@keroppiix you don't need to be a musician to know the word parody lmao

[@burcebanning]

I like how in the beginning Charlie was like "the goal is for the babies to die and the dad's to stop them" and then immediately it's about the babies avoiding being killed

[@lordzacarius642]

The life of a baby should never be put in the hand of someone as chaotic as Charlie slimecicle

[@rockbender3]

Who’s slimecicle?

[@Sarah-vp5cn]

As a baby I would love Charlie slimecicle and I wish I was put in his care

[@Asumsauce1796]

He is burgers after all

[@NaturalSelection_]

Who’s this Slimesicle fella? I only know Charles Slmccl

[@sticksonthegreat5060]

Charlie is honestly my favourite KZbinr out there, his sense of humour keeps me sane in quarantine. If he somehow sees this, thank you bro.

[@zacharyyoung1588]

Man nostalgia hit the shit out of me when i saw it was "Who's your Daddy" lmfao

[@Shibtember]

8:39 has me crying

[@N8McKay26]

they missed an incredible opportunity to call the baby DaBaby

[@bowless9584]

Yeah I'm glad they missed that opportunity nerd

[@MaevaA_09]

@@bowless9584 *nerd!1!1!11!!1*

[@YetAnotherVRNerd]

Charlies humor is like if my original mii abominations from the wii started to talk to me. Its hilarious

[@JoboTodd]

“I WANT TO DRIVE A CAR” *gets Toyota commercial*

[@thewonderfulshrimp3029]

This guy sorta looks like slimecicle but it can’t be him because this is slmccl

[@Sleb_theman]

The first round is what happens when both parents are out, so the mom‘s two brothers have to babysit

[@coolsonic32]

He only remembers his main channel password every three months

[@daewyn]

Therapist: "Swag baby doesn't exist, it can't hurt you." Swag Baby: 2:37

[@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock]

Therapist: Tell me where it all started. Me:swag baby Therapist:wha- Me:SWAG BABYYYY Therapist:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@TheSaxHero]

“Some childhood mischief like dying” Slmccl 2021

[@youtubewatcher6719]

Damn I remember watcing DanTDM play this game when I was a little kid, that feels like a lot more nostalgia than I'm supposed to have in high school.

[@zander7908]

Same😭

[@BBUCKLESS]

The puns, The fricking puns man, they never get old!

[@GummybearVr]

0:47 HOLY- I THOUGHT HE WAS SHIRTLESS 😭😭😭🖐️🖐️

[@Andytheracoon]

Would that be a sin?

[@laineynichols9665]

i just wanted to give a big thank you to charlie and his friends for helping me through some of the toughest times in my life💚

[@misteriousgamr]

And may your time be always full of emotions, mostly joy

[@thesharkcatbros5325]

7:09 That Monkey is literally so relatable, I do that every time I go swimming

[@Owbe1]

I can’t believe I didn’t hear a single Dababy joke in here considering the amount of baby rappers in this video

[@riamel1214]

Don't worry, Macro in the comments has you covered

[@ToBe_Continued]

“Why do you have that knife” followed by stabbing sounds and screaming is peak comedy

[@AlexFlantua]

the babies get into some childhood mischief, LIKE DYING

[@explodingdustrags2952]

Alternative title: man roleplays as suicidal baby for entertainment

[@KirbyMobile1]

Waiting for someone to see the suspicious object in the drawer

[@Ace-gm1lj]

“Classic childhood mischief, like dieing” ah yes my favorite childhood activity was dieing

[@Abowloforangejuice]

“They can’t know we can comunícate” Immediately after “Oh ok do you have any request”

[@soupshop8273]

13:00 "B a good papa" I see what you did there Mr. Goop man

[@manguymanfellaman]

Its so nice of Charile Slimecicle to premiere as a dad in slmccl

[@Chalk....]

DaBaby- “Baby Sitter” (feat. Offset) Baby on Baby • 2019.

[@tesstickles6772]

Dababy more like I am wanted in 2 states for arson.

[@Chalk....]

@@tesstickles6772 As if DaBaby isn’t.

[@Jess_nah]

There are so many Christian children who just are In fear of Charlie now.

[@clemont-ib6pl]

"Out of the womb and into the vent." - Slimecicle

[@sushidaddy6762]

Charlie-Dad is terrifying, and yet this whole video was fucking *amazing*

[@goldfishtoast]

The true suicide was the friends we made along the way

[@alanavalos6645]

Slimesicle has the best humor, a lot of the time when I’m playing games with all talk I try to have his humor

[@Bot-ld3rk]

Who’s your daddy sounds like a TV game show where the child has to guess which is his biological dad and which is his ‘dad’

[@Sarah-vp5cn]

Oh my gosh😭

[@DiegoGhostlytheDoes]

Thanks for the parenting tips! I will be sure to use these in my life!

[@pyrrol9389]

"I am never having kids!" Oh Charlie, how things change.

[@atse_teddy886]

GUYS GUYS GUYS HE SAID IT AGAIN "i am never having kids" -charlie slmccl, 2021(for the second time)(0:17) and yes its me. the same person from the little nightmares video.

[@The_Spectacular_Spider-Brock]

Does this count as a crossover episode?

[@EdgyRobot]

I like that 'who's your daddy' is getting attention again

[@staticanimations3678]

It’s about time that guy “slimecicle” made an appearance on slmccle’s channel

[@kyceessadki2501]

slimecicle saying he doesn't know which one vitamin C here tells me that the charlie diet as outlined in his "long drive" stream with ranboo is relatively recent, so that begs the question, what happened to him? it seems like he used to live a fairly normal life but something happened between then and now that changed him forever if you don't know what the charlie diet is, watch slimecicle and ranboo play the long drive, around the middle he starts going over his morning routine, diet, workout, and it is insane. patrick bateman explains his routine in like a minute, it takes about half an hour to an hour for him to go over stuff

[@happy_toad101]

I love how whenever slmccl is tiny he makes gremlin sounds or goes for the ankles

[@avatog6113]

Gremlin has been initiated

[@loxvan1ty]

“Classical childhood mischief.” Me: ah yes, I remember the good ol’ days of my parents hating me as they spoil the pet monkey

[@socks_andcrocs]

I remember baby sitters. You forgot the going to bed a six and having the worst dinner ever because they didn’t know how to cook. Part.

[@tracedapig3985]

back when i was 10 me and my babysitter did lewd things, it was great

[@handpng8436]

@@tracedapig3985 p-pardon?

[@handpng8436]

@k PARDON?

[@tracedapig3985]

@k hold on, u a female or not?

[@tracedapig3985]

@@handpng8436 at least my babysitter was a girl tho ;3

[@emdrake04]

✨Out of the womb and into the vent✨

[@jacobc9221]

7:25 >Vibe with monke >Baby ded >More time to vibe with monke

[@aidenweaver3940]

Charlie on the baby team: making every effort to kill the babies Charlie on the daddy team: making every effort to kill the babies I'm beginning to see a pattern here