Sloppy Seconds

Big Dipper and Meatball are joined by TV’s Nicole Byer to talk about dating and relationships, the goopery of ordering food from Goop, and flat earthers. Plus they talk about vacationing at Margaritaville, the overuse of dryer sheets, and dick smell.
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[@JeremyMYG]

Nicole Byer is one of my favorite people. She is so charismatic and funny. This episode was FANTASTIC.

[@brentbentKRFP]

She's so sincere and hilarious that it makes me wonder if somebody has sprinkled her with good luck dust. But I know it's because she works hard and parties even harder.

[@latetothegame4208]

She seriously is so great!!

[@liampurcy]

Such a great episode, the slops are slopping

[@coffeeonzeetele]

Sloptina Aguilera

[@jamesblhollands]

Thank you for putting it all up for free. I thought you couldnt get better after the Willow one but wtf guys, that was fucking hilarious thank you

[@scarynoise996]

Willows episode really was great lol

[@jamesblhollands]

@@scarynoise996 MOM are killing it, it's the best live comedy station in the world

[@mustardvigilante8777]

46:11 is partially why i love nicole so much, she’s so effortlessly hilarious and she can laugh at her own self while simultaneously knowing she’s killing it!

[@Givemepeacealone]

Nicole Byers for Very Delta!!!

[@coffeeonzeetele]

Nicole we need to talk. Whatever you’ve been doing, keep it up diva! Your glow is set to stunnning and she delivered ❤

[@latetothegame4208]

Lol I laught so loud when the red head said, "What's that show called" ... it was so cute. Nicole, I'm so happy you are branching out... everyone is constantly going through "a lot" but ìts people like you the world needs.

[@latetothegame4208]

Meatball

[@dawnjuliooo]

Nicole and Jasmine have had my favorite slant my name segments so far😂💛

[@WilliamPenix]

OMG, how am I just finding this podcast now. I love a Big Diva and love a Big Bear even more.

[@willmayfair-richards1118]

Nicole is truly a delight and a bright spot in the world

[@ericharrison7668]

accidentally clicked on the video with headphones on and max volume and Meatball almost made me go dead😭

[@kcrab24]

Great episode all! Seems right that Nicole is team Mistress and Sugar and Spice. She has great taste!

[@rikacanon87]

This was a hoot! I really appreciate yall and will do my best to see more of your show.

[@jnknknk]

Nicole really is… in… EVERYTHING

[@chantellelace]

I'm a Simple Haux I see Thee Queen Nicole Byer and I click 👑🙌🏻💋

[@pedromaymi]

Thank you for the whole video.

[@collinlafleur5145]

Thanks mom for giving us the full video of Nicole Byer for free t_t

[@enter4none]

3 of my favorite people, love you all 🧡

[@Ttoby89]

This was so fun. Thank you all

[@jazbazmaz]

Hilarious and brilliant! You are all are so funny.

[@filledepieuvre]

what a great guest!!!!! thank you for the laughs after a long ass week.

[@mmcoe]

Anything Nicole Byers does I watch!

[@ZAjosh]

3:34 spit out my drink at work. I love meatball so much.

[@RNCHFND]

This episode was chef's kiss

[@egdoop]

Appreciate the dust bowl lesson 🫡😂

[@paigesmythe734]

I listen on Apple Podcasts and I cannot stand the beeping. Bring back the uncensored Sloppy Seconds 🤣

[@najadahmer4862]

Love Nicole!! 🖤

[@JNB520]

Mama Colby better collect her children with this flat earth shit lol

[@antonhaq3503]

Love Nicole!

[@brvndxxxn]

Lol I was just at the herald square macys, I’m screaming

[@eddygordo2508]

I can't stop looking and hearing meatball's voice and think of the muppets. Then the cartoon intro popped up and thought, yep I can see Jim Henson puppeteering Meatball during the show. Big Dipper where is your hand 😂😂😂. All in good fun guys, new to watching your show. You guys are awesome. Keep up the hard work.

[@loganananna]

my mother, my angel, my god, my saviour

[@hellomj581]

26:44 everyone is the math lady meme 😂 ..either..of..a..pair of siblings

[@chantellelace]

30:03 Meatballs Aggy Toddler Sound Effect 😹

[@latetothegame4208]

I tried the open thing n your main person will set boundaries. OK , n did it for a yr. Then I realized I can't ever be my true self or give this other person certain things and even felt like I had cheated. Even though it was okay. We stopped n stayed together. I was happy to try though and it showed me how honesty is very important n made it easier to tell the truth about stupid shit after that. It think that is why it's called open (n honest). I appreciate the cold hard truth now.

[@MrHusamSalman]

A "carburetor" is when you take a TP tube or Paper Towel tube and stuff it with dryer sheets....from my 'hood' anyway. XxOo

[@astrogallus]

YYYYAAAASSSSS Miss Nicole! I too love me some Sugar and Spice! 💖

[@beko____]

Colbert Show had applause signs 🪧

[@rayrunn]

IM CRYING IM CRYING HER BEAUTIFUL ANGEL BABY FACE IS HEREEEE

[@antoniobroccoliporto4774]

Oh Meatball…I can’t..but I must! I can’t not! You’re the most!

[@MrHusamSalman]

Nické B be all like: "CLUB, CLUB, PRESS RELEASE, ANOTHER CLUB..."

[@problematique9389]

Nicole Byer is my favorite comedienne

[@fredrainey3038]

Dipper smile and talent just keeps slapping me in the face the fact that man is soooooo out of my league is so evident but a little fairy boy can dream

[@spencerercanbrack5534]

we gotta get another Nicole episode.

[@adamerone]

FUCKING love Nicole, haven't seen her in a minute, either, BRILLIANT POD AND EPISODE YALLLLL💚⚡💙⚡💜

[@allabouttaya4695]

It’s funny because my nickname as a kid was loud and my mom still call me loud and I am 24 😂

[@lastdays9163]

I'm glad that 1/3 way through they didn't stop the footage. I'm not going to get on the Patreon ok.

[@tbszach]

i’m so glad nicole voiced her feelings on dark mode making her upset cause i’m the same way lolol

[@kenken6550]

Nicole: How do we get young again??? Me- yes, please. Coke just isn't cutting it.

[@Dan-B]

So is Kerri actually a flat earther? 😂

[@minananananan1842]

Idk if it’s flat earth, but she is definitely not smart, no offence of course, she seems to have some weird ideas about things due to ignorance. She said she believes in the earth being hollow, she doesn’t believe in the north and South Pole, and that Atlantis is real. In the past she has also made weird points about organ donors. But I think she has some weird influences

[@crunchevo8974]

i get the bleeping for the video but on the RSS feed for the audio only too? girl half the show is a bleep. also if yall wanna hear the full Nicole goes to the bahamas story listen to best friends they literally took two whole episodes to tell it and i have not laughed harder in months. it was insane and Mr Marley is an icon.

[@JB-nj7nq]

Did you really have to bleep Kerrie kolbys name for being a flat earth believer? 😂😂☠️

[@vawalters318]

Nicole for the Jerry Springer Show 2030

[@mattmayo3539]

True Irish twins are less than a year apart. My sister and I are 11 months and 26 days apart.

[@joshainsworth1540]

Anything with Nicole town crier….I’m here for❤

[@javyjavyjavyjavy]

Dipper is correct about dryer sheets -- they also wax up your towels so they don't absorb as well as they should (and if you live somewhere hot, just imagine your bedsheets!)

[@brentbentKRFP]

Nicole is a goddess! Meatball is an alien goddess! Big Dipper is a god!

[@thebussycatdollz]

Thumbs up for "my mess, that's what I call it!"

[@VCDUDE4557]

YALL ARE LITERALLY TWO STATES AWAY FROM UTAH 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jnknknk]

As someone new to the podcast, are there really 304 episodes of Sloppy Seconds? Or are the numbers random?

[@curtwall7089]

Your making it up about irish twins

[@ohaiitsurrn8922]

Someone tell these people that their towels aren't absorbing as much as they could be.

[@wordsofwisdom4445]

Me and my brother are 11 months apart....we are Irish twins

[@alguaii272]

Such an amazing episodes but now I’m sad they’re censoring the episodes 🥵🔥😒🙃🙃🙃

[@latetothegame4208]

Meatball, please don't fall!! I don't want you to get hurt. 🤕 I am a massage therapist n I feel sad when ppl get hurt. If you all need a massage people who travel the world said I was the best. It legit, no funny stuff. Just would be the bees knees to massage y' all. N I'm a full native American NDN with stories

[@queentakesrook]

what the hell happened in appleton wisconsin

[@geostyma]

Irish twins must be a drunk thing

[@dusthymn8187]

Is sloppy seconds intentionally censored on Spotify as well? The beeping was triggering my tinnitus, i guess ill have to pay for spotify premium AND mom plus just to get through meatballs potty mouth.

[@Just2Brothershl1314]

An Irish twin is 11 months apart.

[@evanthorn408]

WAIT WHO IS THE FLAT EARTHER???!!-

[@gaspardbillaux4993]

Grimace instead of Gollum sent me

[@SethRGray]

Most of those weren't actually slant rhymes. If the vowel sound and the final sound are the same it's just a rhyme. A slant rhyme is like phone and home. Sounds close enough to get away with, but doesn't ACTUALLY rhyme.

[@rodrickwashington825]

y’all, who’s the drag race flat earther that they bleeped?

[@borgqueen1612]

Are meatball and big dipper the same person?

[@KayLDay]

Who is the flat earther?? I need to know!! Lmfao

[@moby1603]

why censor what someone has said on a public forum?

[@moby1603]

I truly believe Sugar and Spice are actually very smart and purposely make those dumb jokes. They're in on the joke. Sugar said in an interview, ''Whats the saying, the shorter the skirt the closer to God?" She said it so dry. And you could tell some got it, and others were like, 'dummy.'

[@demo-D558]

OK so the only important thing that happened was the shade thrown at ginger minj from Nicole. What happened? Why does Nicole want ginger minj to be hit by a bus?

[@latetothegame4208]

I can help u guys get rid of commercials... bc they kinda kept making me exit out ... There were so many!@ I don't know how u feel about the matter but we can discuss it after th a t massage. N when you said there was gonna be a commercial there wasn't. If its a money thing we can figure SUMTHIN out!! IT WASN'T hard getting to end but the commercials GOT ME. I can talk ABOUT Pronouns I made up a joke for it. I don't think anyone's thought of it tasteful awareness.

[@lumenue]

Loved this episode but please don't start censoring the swearing! We're all adults here, right?

[@samsamtherising]

Who is the flat earther!? 👀

[@latetothegame4208]

I understand Spotify I can teach you. Maybe I'm trying too hard here... sigh. Think about that free massage tho. I'm there. Change yo life, Treatyoself

[@seraph_rj5700]

Octopi have arms, not tentacles. Squid are 8-armed and 2-tentacled. Technically. But who cares

[@problematique9389]

I would watch anything if there was Nicole Byer in it. She's intensely intense.

[@geostyma]

Curaçao

[@cjkn239]

Love everything except the Steve Harvey compliment. I didn’t like how he gripped on Monique’s wrist for telling the truth. Not a fan of him but love Nicole

[@Bergkatse2]

If there is a podcast covering say blacksmiths in Yoai era Japanese culture or quantum fields in chemical engineering, Byer with her Fozzie Bear comedy yuk yuk accent, will somehow work her way in to be a special guest. Ugh. Couldn’t make it through 5 mins of this. Looking forward to the next episode though. Don’t know what I’ll do when Byer makes it into every….single….podcast though 😩

[@Stab360]

Stop. Interrupting. People. Especially. In. The. Middle. Of. An. Anecdote.

[@ratedrachel3670]

I don't like you enough to endure u screaming after every break. Soo I'm gonna give this show one more shot than I can't lol

[@squirtyharry]

No other days was there a steel drum 😭