Smack Talk: Mums Make Porn

[@VoxisProductions]

1 down 4 more (maybe more) to go in my video backlog. Thank you all for your patience and support. Also cheers for helping me reach over 50k in subs - I love you all. I need to get some sleep and get the next lot of videos done. Again a big thank you to all of you wonderful people with your kind words, donations and loyalty =)

[@goosegirl941]

Voxis Productions I’m never eating chicken again.

[@oIdspice]

i love you tosspot, will you kiss my baby

[@ChristosGoulios]

Whyyyyyyyyytt

[@irishtyrant4532]

We gotchur back like a butt crack buddy!

[@silvertrimhill9844]

Was that Ivan dobski’s theme at the end?

[@bea2985]

So female porn stars are opressed, unless the directors are middle-aged women. Got it.

[@thesmilinggun-knight9646]

Don’t bother trying to figure out the message it was raped in a back alleyway then shot in the the back of head and chopped to bits by a machete.

[@ThePathStrider]

Yes, female porn stars are oppressed with a paycheck ten times that of their male equivalents.

[@GamePlayMetal]

They're so oppressed that they're paid much more than male actors

[@luqas99]

@@thesmilinggun-knight9646 Calm down, Dougal.

[@nono9543]

Press X to doubt

[@kanewhitehead1522]

So the only way to combat pornography is to make their own?🤔... It's like an alcoholic making their own alcohol in order to quit drinking.

[@cartooncritique6625]

...or a person who's on fire trying to douse the flames by pouring gasoline on himself.

[@MrQuaxotic]

If you saw your mum getting reamed by three dudes youd be turned off porn for life.

[@iambob6590]

"Mums make porn" quite literally sounds lke a television show from the movie Idiocracy.

[@Iracus9431]

Hahahaha was thinking of the same thing

[@jaredticer6255]

Idiocracy is a documentary from the future

[@Iracus9431]

@@jaredticer6255 it's scary man ... That the movie is becoming reality

[@untitledusername3799]

@Dongs Brawdo!

[@BillyNunez2]

We're there now.

[@lonewolfandcub668]

So lesbians and a bkack dude, Where the ladies can be all shapes but men must be an adonis.

[@timetravelmm3042]

And black. Can't have people thinking that white men can be attractive too.

[@Requiem100500]

@@timetravelmm3042 More like, only non-white males can make love to a woman without raping her

[@bahamutkod]

Don't forget bdsm except teh wimminz can't be the ones tied up because empowerment! My most hopeful moment was when the horrible redhead feminist almost put the gag in her mouth.

[@luqas99]

@@BlacKnightRising You lack empathy.

[@mikeoxlong1395]

@@luqas99 I believe your conclusion on the entire mental function of your fellow human being based of of a single, tongue-in-cheek sentence is a bit premature. Also, such actions do more to suggest a lack of empathy than jokes.

[@Sodomantis]

How this channel only have 50k subs is beyond me. One of the best channels on youtube.

[@laurelsporter]

Not recommended, and not pushing out videos quickly enough. I'd seen clips of the puppet for a long time, before finding the channel linked somewhere else.

[@mistertagomago7974]

@@laurelsporter I saw him on Efap but unfortunately it took me this long to watch a video. This was hilarious though.

[@supastar25]

Easily one of the best out there

[@veritasg9020]

Help spread the word =). Let social media help out for a change!

[@TrainerCTZ]

world's laziest creator/for quality of talent

[@bplup6419]

Never has becoming Amish been so attractive.

[@danielbjorklund2362]

Sign me up already. 🤢🤢

[@Moth-ManRemasters]

BP Lup nah there’s plenty of incest there, they have their own special disease

[@powersmith]

@@Moth-ManRemasters He said Amish not Muslim.

[@Moth-ManRemasters]

Dez Wong haven’t you heard of Angelman syndrome, all religions are worthless garbage.

[@legado804]

@@Moth-ManRemasters well yes but where do I Sign?

[@MrToastercide]

Will you-tube uphold a complaint about a LACK of pornography?

[@CommiTsunami]

Mum doesn't take it in the bum? DEMONETIZED!

[@willie_the_monkey_king]

sadly no.

[@tHeWasTeDYouTh]

SKYNET SEND THOSE NUKES ALREADY I used to think that Bladerunner was an accurate depiction of what the future would look like but then I saw Idiocracy.

[@herscher1297]

There should be more chinese people in idiocracy to make it more accurate

[@lamalien2276]

Blade Runner was optimistic, the human species survives the death of the planet in Blade Runner which is highly unlikely.

[@blacklotus5364]

I think the world ended in 2012 and we’re all actually dead, that’s why the world is the way it is now... Reality is just unraveling in our heads as we try to come to terms with the shock of what happened.

[@teddrewflack400]

P A D Z Y O I really fucking hope so .

[@sigmata0]

I'd rather it be a version of the Matrix breaking down, so we can escape and end up in the real world. At least there would be some cool new machine tech to investigate ;-)

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

Just watch blackpilled

[@saschamayer4050]

Not 2012. 1984.

[@blacklotus5364]

Horst von Hinten I wasn’t even alive then bro, so can’t be that one. Legit though everything changed for me and a load of other people I know (of various ages) in 2012. If you look at the last few years since then a lot of mad shit has happened worldwide too. The world was ok back then, not perfect but normal - now I look around me and just see children in adult’s bodies everywhere, nobody seems to know what they’re doing anymore and nothing makes sense

[@kri249]

Kitana is also known as Zhen on Abbeywinters. A porn site that's been making content just like Four play for about twenty years and was originally started by a lesbian who was sick of the fakeness of mainstream porn. You know, something that these mums would have discovered with just a fraction of the research they didn't do.

[@jmo2475]

I'm sorry that you watched this professor, thank you for your service.

[@calemr]

This whole thing is literally just "It's evil when You do it, It's good when We do it.".

[@stupendous7848]

if my mom ever told me “hey, come watch this porn me and my friends made” I would have called CPS immediately.

[@Wanda711]

I'd have been so embarrassed to watch porn with my mother in the same room I think I would have melted into the couch.

[@godiamcrazydude]

@@Wanda711 incest? more like wincest haha, embarrassed wouldn't be a word i'd use :^)

[@truesoulghost2777]

Exactly! And that's how it should be. And rightly so "before" a parent who tried that crap would be locked up and lose their kids.

[@DustinBarlow8P]

Unless mom's friends are hot...... mom could maybe hook up a "behind the scenes" interview...... gufaw

[@wheeliebin18]

If you, as a father, did this, you would have your fucking door broken down!

[@freman007]

"Think of the children" has unfortunate connotations when talking about porn.

[@herscher1297]

Its free real estate

[@Shiftinggers]

Nothing good ever came out of anything that used "Think of the children" as argument

[@professor_lembach]

Im rather shocked to learn heterosexual sex occurs in Great Britain! Amazingly educational! Thank you, Professor!

[@craigime]

lol

[@confusedbadger6275]

How else do you think we had enough people to own 2/3ds of the world?

[@acidpain6059]

@@confusedbadger6275 I assumed British “People” reproduced through budding

[@insensitive919]

Sometimes it's even consensual, but let's not talk about immigration....

[@asamcbrez4930]

These "Moms" grossed me out more than actual porn. I just couldn't watch it all and had to leave with the "conservative" mom.

[@newginslab6993]

This is actually disgusting. What has happens to society..

[@huntergman8338]

Ideologies. Namely ones that are misanthropic to their core.

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

70 years of liberalism

[@RealAfricanPatriot]

Ehh, calm down Oliver. Its just crappy shock value reality TV made for brainlets. You cannot really judge the society by some stupid show made by literallywho crowd, come on. First you need to know what other people think about it, and from what I read on the internet most Brits were actually disgusted or at least disconcerted by this roadside freakshow of TV. No society collapse as of yet, but I bet there are powers out there who'd like to have you think that way.

[@keggs73]

@@RealAfricanPatriot It's true most Brits are disgusted by this crap, but the point is that a main stream tv channel can make and broadcast this shite with the support of msm and without any/much protest feom the people. It's a symptom of the collapse of morals in the west, not just the UK.

[@Silverman216]

Giving women birth control pills and voting rights happened

[@jehovasabettor9080]

Feminist porn? That's one way to get people away from it, alright.

[@danninmatthews5640]

*shows a muscular man* Guy: He looks great. I'll work out to be healthier and great. *shows a busty and curvy woman* Gal: She should look like me!

[@insensitive919]

He looks too great, it's ruining my immersion.

[@TheMaleRei]

"Ethical porno" - what the hell does that mean? The only "ethical porno" for women of the Current Year is on the Lifetime network - emotionally empowering masturbatory fantasies...

[@SuperWes32]

Don't forget the"Fifty Shades" and "Magic Mike" movies. Lol

[@VoytekPavlik]

the only thing is ethical music missing

[@patrickfrost9405]

Hentai is more ethical than this. Yeah, there is fucked up shit, but at least there are no actors that have to suffer the tentacles.

[@TheChugg11]

TheMaleRei Maybe they meant to say ‘ethnical’

[@foolishkiwi4546]

Just gotta love how they fall into every feminist stereotype, hypocrisies, fetishes; literally every single trait on the nose.

[@SPTX.]

lol, "on the nose". How appropriate.

[@foolishkiwi4546]

@@SPTX. Subtlety is the spice of life.

[@Burns_RED]

These people are literally walking cliches already

[@misfittradesman3007]

This channel deserves a million subs. Hope you're feeling better professor

[@ProgrammedForDamage]

"Bored of facebook and boxed wine" - that had me in tears.

[@BanditoBurrito]

Wait, the feminist is a single mom? ... no way...

[@capitalcitygoofball1987]

no doubt inseminated by a turkey baster, as men don't wanna deal with that annoying feminist shit

[@jmo2475]

Lmao

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

I'm sure she won't admit tyrones faults or how she couldn't turn the "bad boy" good

[@lizp5004]

Surprised she's _actually_ a mom to a human child, tho... it's usu a _dog mom,_ or a "mom" to a fetus in a jar --from their most recent abortion.

[@squirrelknight9768]

Say it ain't so...

[@alexl6644]

SLAAAAAAAM PIGGY is now my official ringtone. Thank you, kind sir.

[@zeche8477]

That was the longest 48 hours of my life. I hate temporal anomalies.

[@afti03]

I love you mate, you are by far my best KZbin discovery this year! Utter brilliance!

[@VoxisProductions]

Aww thanks.

[@afti03]

@@VoxisProductions And thank you for responding to my comment, you're a proper lad! many hugs from the land of energy vampires Romania

[@bielugaful]

As a insertable object myself, I approve of prof. Tosspots' message...

[@saschamayer4050]

Thumbs up for Garth Merenghi's Darkplace 👍

[@RevanJJ]

Hell yeah! So glad to see you back again! Great job! Hoping your health continues to improve!!

[@zerocool527]

Yup

[@timothytaggart3289]

I agree, I enjoy his videos.

[@TheRedThirst]

“By the end the Mums ‘kinda’ make an ‘ethical’ porno” Apparently Straight White and Male is unethical.....

[@viorp5267]

No racemixing no morality.

[@deathmetalbard]

Everything about this is terrible. Except for your work sir, amazing as always.

[@Clifford03]

I haven’t laughed out loud that hard in a longtime... excellent as always... your definitely my favorite channel on KZbin

[@KneelB4Bacon]

7:53 _"It's having your cake and f*cking it!"_ lol

[@maggoli67]

Or fingering it..

[@jogymogy3691]

And I thought german televison were bad...

[@gleb7247]

YES Let's battle porn by *Creating porn* What?!

[@tahunuva4254]

Let's fight sexism by being sexist! Let's fight racism by being racist! Let's fight fascism by being fascist! As shit as the right is, at least they don't have such a consistent level of hypocrisy.

[@threshermaw6042]

They went off of the old saying: "Fight fire with fire." Although looks like they were fighting a forest fire with a bic lighter.

[@Nick_Lamb]

@@ProtoPropski At least that one might actually work.

[@cartooncritique6625]

Like pouring gasoline on a grease fire! XD

[@zachscarbrough2727]

Wouldn’t that be like a drug addict fighting off their drug addiction by making their own drugs?

[@camptube7621]

Strange how the Feminism was forgotten when they were lusting after the Male actor. 😂🤣 oh, but that’s ok.

[@DeusExMau5]

This is exactly the kind of content I expect from a puppet with a British accent

[@teutonalex]

Let me guess; not a husband to be seen anywhere to keep these women from spinning themselves apart.

[@timetravelmm3042]

No self respecting husband would be part of this degeneracy.

[@johnivantaro6684]

@@timetravelmm3042 No self-respecting wife would be part of this nonsense either.

[@Bredaxe]

And the single mum is justifying this to her daughter to make it seem like it's all just fine.

[@Valtanders13]

First: the longest 48 hours of my life Second: British television and really the whole country, has become a bad joke of Monty Python third and last: thanks for your content, as always a lifesaver in a sea of despair

[@asher8754]

Fuck KZbin for threatening you with bullshit strikes . Keep up the good work professor you’re one of the best reviewers on this hellsite

[@alvinderama3196]

So in short they are worse than Amateurs.

[@ahardworker2154]

Ha

[@wheeliebin18]

Single mothers always are XD

[@PaceBreaker]

I was just watching one of JLongbone's old Night of Cringe streams and stumbled across her watching a video of two of the moms from this on a talk show talking about it. JL had fun roasting em. Figured I'd head back over here and watch your video on the docuseries and was not disappointed.

[@Broformist]

As enjoyable as it is to watch you tear this crap down I gotta wonder if going through this kind of degenerate garbage might be contributing to your health problems.

[@carolwolf9614]

We love you Professor Tosspot. i hope you've got better after your illness. Keep up the great work.

[@joemilton3273]

Channel 4 should have Cathy Newman do porn. She certainly can't do interviews.

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

Lmao

[@JONNOG88]

*Cathy Newman voice* Soooo ... You're saying I can't interview??

[@PorchBass]

I think the pro-ana pron gets pulled these days.

[@ElMalito187]

9:21: "Yeah show us on the doll where the porno touched you" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 LMAO, couldn't stop laughing after hearing this bit.

[@aarongerard7277]

Canadian television is just as bad. Except instead of hating everything, you're just left as a soulless husk

[@butthz8850]

I think CBC's Trans Kids Show tops this.

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

@@butthz8850 probably but I don't think I want to find out

[@butthz8850]

@@rhodesianwojak2095 Comments on the KZbin teaser were disabled, naturally.

[@grndiesel]

@@butthz8850 Trans kids what!!?? So glad I unplugged my cable...

[@dix0n778]

@@butthz8850 wow, I don't know what to say, I thought that was a KZbin channel

[@ph89787]

Normally I would find your suffering hilarious. But this time I actually feel your pain.

[@josephvanwyk2088]

Often when a society reaches the top, it decays morally and shit is about to go bad.

[@bursty2464]

Can't wait

[@johnmcternan4157]

Enjoy the decline...somehow.

[@SPTX.]

I wish I could be there when shit hits the fan. Right now I feel so powerless.

[@Moonsorrowthequeen]

I think you are right. If look back at history. Everything is on the edge of destruction now before it turns around and something better is coming.

[@tmac3444]

Just came across your channel yesterday and binged every one of your videos. Hilarious keep up the good work

[@VoxisProductions]

Thank you

[@ThatBugBehindYou]

All hail the blessed pipeman and his raunchy yet gentle hit pieces on mothers making pornography.

[@christianchadd790]

I can't do this. I'm 2 minutes in, and I love your work Professor, but I refuse to scar my eyes and ears any longer.

[@ProjectRedfoot]

If your house is made of shit, *suddenly taking a shit on the floor doesn't sound so crazy, DOES IT?!*

[@truesoulghost2777]

Haha

[@nom_nom_nom_]

Thank you Andy. You did a great job.

[@jackercooper4078]

remember when it used to be ''wtf japan?' and not ''wtf england?'' edit: I just lost at the ''slaaaaaaam piggy'' thanks mate I needed that laugh. Hope you're getting better

[@cartooncritique6625]

Remember when people in the UK used to be able to talk shit about American television? XD

[@jackercooper4078]

@prickly pear totally agree

[@drliamo9049]

How can you not like our dear Professor!!

[@NefariousKoel]

12:35 "Saaaaaaaammmm Piggggggyyyyy!" BUAHAHAHAAAA!!! Excellent delivery.

[@munchmandrifta]

Dude, your "Porn Simulation with Advanced Chicken Technology" is one of the best skits I've seen in a while, well played.

[@lucyhtml]

oh man, i hope youtube doesn't age-restrict this!!

[@germnbill]

Man... Third time I watched this video... We need more content from you. Much love.

[@viktorharrow6240]

Good grief. I knew that reality tv was heading to this direction, but I had no idea that it was already at this point. I dread to see what the future shows will have for us.

[@timetravelmm3042]

There's anywhere to go once they reached the bottom?

[@samuelfaict5755]

2:30 Wow, just wow. I did not know it was possible to condense everything that is absolutely wrong with modern society in one sentence.

[@Aenarion28]

More like being proud of making a porn so bad, it makes The Last Jedi look like a masterpiece.

[@cartooncritique6625]

Oof! Critical Hit!! XD

[@lund5869]

Hahahaha.. Holy shit. Lmao

[@FQP-7024]

Thank fucking God I can finally watch this wonderful masterpiece

[@R3LAPZE]

what in the fuckness were they thinking lol

[@truesoulghost2777]

Don't want to go there

[@scottharbison3824]

Watching all off your vidz through now, the c#v#d filter, is very, very illuminating. All I'm saying.

[@artix548]

Ephesians 5:11 "And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove them." Clearly these mums have never considered that fighting fire with fire will only create a bigger fire.

[@ContaminatedBeef]

This video 5:11 "I'm going to go downstairs and clean the dildos."

[@cartooncritique6625]

"The fire's burning out of control! Quick!! Get More Gasoline!!"

[@ProfessorFaceless]

Thank you Professor Tosspot for your content! I love your videos as they are quite intriguing and make me laugh! Keep up the good work! Also good on you Andy for the outro talk! Note on this video - seriously this is what TV is covering now for subject mater.....good grief.

[@Firebird-he3sz]

When has porn ever been morale? That’s like saying there’s a wholesome swear.

[@Coyotebriggs]

Or a Amish hacker.

[@Wveth]

Neither porn nor swearing are immoral. That's just silly.

[@laserdemonfrostmage8421]

A wholesome swear happens at the end of a hero’s journey tho

[@LuciferMorningstar-xz8du]

"Its having your cake and fuckin it" spit my fuckin coffee out good show old man👌

[@MrMuxix]

Can you make a video reading all of Chuck Tingles stories? They're magical...your reading that is.

[@613harbinger316]

Cause and Effect: Start here: 12:01 Then go here: 11:15 And here: 16:52

[@collegerebel]

Let me watch this before youtube strikes and takes it down. No ill will intended Paul, but I imagine you might be expecting that to happen.

[@Hammie0141]

Well darth you did cut off your sons hand...

[@PenneyBack]

"I'm not sure if I'd describe it as porn, but it's definitely sex" Summed up perfectly Dick Bush 😂😂

[@cjcanton9121]

Yes We love Smack Talk!!!!!

[@uncletrick1]

I’m glad you watched this so I didn’t have to.

[@dix0n778]

Ethical yet hardcore Channel Awesome

[@TheVonzilla]

I love Red Dwarf, Spaced, Monty Python, Sherlock, etc! This is also British tv, so will I like this? Let’s see.... Jesus...

[@Eryomis]

"If wholesome porn can even exist" *Ryan Creamer wants to know your location*

[@truesoulghost2777]

I remember the old hbo stuff. Maybe that. Lol

[@thejackal9834]

Why yes, I have been working out Professor Tosspot, thank you for noticing

[@613harbinger316]

"You know what's really the problem here? I needs more femini-" *"WROOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!"*

[@midnightgaming.9162]

I wish this guy had a slot on like comedy cetral right next to the colbert report or something. this is shit people need to hear and its how they need to hear. really tear a hole in their hole.

[@CMCAdvanced]

As soon as I saw Malcolm Tucker, I knew I was home. Smack Talk: The Thick Of It/Veep please

[@JohnMacAulay]

That meat bit made me laugh louder than anything else I have seen this year. That was funnier than COVID.

[@the.empath]

I'm a simple man: I see the blessed pipeman, I click.

[@MontChevalier]

Welcome back old friend! =D You always do make my day whenever you show up. It's so good to see you. You're just so amazing. I hope you're feeling much better.

[@vadersgauntlet4785]

Hilarious as always my friend.😂😂😂😂

[@jr.marcondes2814]

Great job!

[@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches]

This show is a gilded example for why women shouldn't be allowed to raise children alone. Jesus tap dancing Christ.

[@luqas99]

As dumb as this show looks, this comment is just about the most stupid thing I've read all week. The amount of upvotes its received is scary

[@WarlockX4]

@@luqas99 Cant handle the truth? Here's some facts for you: 63% of youth suicides are from fatherless homes (Source: U.S. D.H.H.S., Bureau of the Census 90% of all homeless and runaway children are from fatherless homes 85% of all children that exhibit behavioral disorders come from fatherless homes (Source: Center for Disease Control) 80% of rapists motivated with displaced anger come from fatherless homes (Source: Criminal Justice & Behavior, Vol 14, p. 403-26, 1978.) 71% of all high school dropouts come from fatherless homes (Source: National Principals Association Report on the State of High Schools.) 75% of all adolescent patients in chemical abuse centers come from fatherless homes (Source: Rainbows for all Gods Children.) 70% of juveniles in state-operated institutions come from fatherless homes (Source: U.S. Dept. of Justice, Special Report, Sept 1988) 85% of all youths sitting in prisons grew up in a fatherless home (Source: Fulton Co. Georgia jail populations, Texas Dept. of Corrections 1992) (Because only a portion of each age group grew up in a fatherless home,) these statistics translate to mean that children from fatherless homes are: 5 times more likely to commit suicide 32 times more likely to run away 20 times more likely to have behavioral disorders 14 times more likely to commit rape 9 times more likely to drop out of high school 10 times more likely to abuse chemical substances 9 times more likely to end up in a state-operated institution 20 times more likely to end up in prison

[@hoodedman6579]

There's about 100 things wrong with this, so let's just start with a practical example; let's say there's a couple who just had a baby. Then the husband gets hit by a car and dies. What should be done in this situation? Government-mandated father? Put the kid in foster care? I can't think of anything that would make a lick of sense that would fit what you said.

[@WarlockX4]

@@hoodedman6579 this would be an exception. Not the rule. Just google "who initiates divorce" and you'll get lots of data showing that women initiate divorce 70% of the time. The reality of the situation is that women push out their men from the household. Not so much a death like you described.

[@GoogleRuinsAnythingItTouches]

@@hoodedman6579 How about get a new paternal figure, like everybody who's stable would have. An uncle, grandfather, have your kid learn how to fish from the old guy down the street. Your best example out of "hundreds" is null with an ounce of thought.

[@theremixphilly]

"A SLLAAAAAAAAAAAMMMM PIIIIGGGGYYYY!" That made me almost piss with laughter. Fokkin great.

[@chaz__]

I’m surprised Channel 4 didn’t try to ham-fist some trans/drag queen narrative in there, then it would have every box checked for a Channel 4 show. I won’t be surprised if sometime in the future they do a documentary advocating for pedophile rights. C4 used to be the place for funny/edgy comedy and funny panel-shows...look at it now. Smdh.

[@TroyTempest63]

Channel 4; the channel that gave us The Comic Strip, Father Ted, Green Wing & Black Books. R.I.P. British Television 1932-2019.

[@cptchazz]

13:17 Perfect music for this affront to God

[@MrBendybruce]

This channel is criminally underrated

[@vladdracul2379]

13:10 My expression during this entire video.

[@Neo2266.]

I just finished watching Efap 50 and i have to congratulate you on that pony story Only You are capable of taking over the stream and ruining your vocal cords for 40 minutes straight. I salute you sir

[@DefecTec]

2:34 anyone who says ‘toxic masculinity’ unironically shouldn’t be taken seriously. A reason feminism today isn’t taken seriously

[@Snowman0147]

I like to thank Voxis for showing me the awesomeness that is Darkplace. Thank you for the hours of entertainment.

[@LonelyKnightJ]

Warning, this video literally contains Paul beating his meat

[@VoxisProductions]

ಠ_ಠ

[@PelemusMcSoy]

It's too raw for me handle.

[@alejandropastor4357]

Hehe boi!