Mario Odyssey but the floor is POISON

[@periodicgaming5159]

“Is your brain the size of a TicTac?” I’m not sure why, but hearing Smant say this, and then say, “Use your little tictac brain,” a minute later was just so funny.

[@markjrcolin1210]

9:30 “Bro, go to sleep”. The amount of care/compassion in his voice at that moment is genuinely heartwarming.

[@madduxnagel6935]

Smant cares about his pals :)

[@Thesmallpieceofpasta]

K and😊

[@Thesmallpieceofpasta]

Wait no not the emoji

[@Kinoooo1998]

@@Thesmallpieceofpasta M😊

[@newshit7199]

@@Thesmallpieceofpasta as the guy who asked, the emoji happened as the true part of your nature.

[@JoeEmber776]

I like how he went on a whole story about how he was left out in the cold because didn't have his room mates' phone numbers because the phone with their numbers broke & then like an hour later proceeded to say "I don't trust anyone with a phone case, just don't let your phone break" his sarcasm is great

[@podiacider]

Things like that is why smant is so good at filling space in a boring stream with interesting stimuli.

[@bugtypeeevee]

The chat in the beginning in cap asking why smant doesn't just use cappy or 2 player mode is a perfect description of chat's intelligence 90% of the time

[@actpianocover6329]

It's actually kinda understandable if you watch too much SMO speedrun, you are used to the main gameplay and tricks, not the very short time when mario doesn't even hv cappy yet which doesn't even last for 2 mins.

[@bugtypeeevee]

@@actpianocover6329 I agree with that, but you can also visibly see that cappy is not there

[@pinklemonadeschannel]

Most were joking.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

@@pinklemonadeschannel I too like to pretend stupid people are just joking. It's far preferable to the alternative..

[@bugtypeeevee]

@@pinklemonadeschannel It's hard to tell

[@ferociousfeind8538]

For those still unaware: Lava will damage Mario and send him careening, unable to stop, only controlled by joystick movements, for a few seconds before recovering. Poison insta-kills you. So, this is like The Floor is Lava 2: Toxic Boogaloo or some such

[@hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm0]

"Toxic boogaloo" I love it

[@lesterporter791]

so ur saying that this is much, much easier bc it’s poison

[@ferociousfeind8538]

@lesterporter791 well, no, harder, because you can damage boost off of lava, you can't do anything with poison. You have strictly fewer movement options here

[@Linseman]

He literally says this in the first minute

[@strategy2128]

The reason I watch Smant and not other speedrunners is because of the things he teaches us every stream: "Uncooked bread is my favourite soup" (All Shrines BoTW), "Mario's allergic to grape juice", "Carrot powder is a spice"

[@Lil_Squink]

I think the main reason people think this is the same as Floor is Lava is cuz Mario 3D World had just released on Switch a few months back at the time of streaming, and many viewers likely recently played it for the first time, or replayed it. In THAT game, lava and poison both cause instant death, and since you’d done Floor is Lava over a year ago, they likely forgot it didn’t work like that in Odyssey.

[@laurenfortunato123]

Huh

[@Drewgun01]

That makes sense, but for like Smant and anyone who has played this game, we know the difference instantly.

[@magicball3201]

Counterpoint, lava has usually just been damage, but poison in Mario has always been instadeath, at least when it's in the floor.

[@justinschomaker]

​@@magicball3201In almost every 2s Mario game it was instadeath too, so maybe they got it from there.

[@TheMostEpicest]

Original Stream Date: Monday, October 4, 2021

[@Epicburst]

Thanks! Why was it uploaded now though?

[@sophiajonke432]

He's just got a backlog, I think

[@LC-hd5dc]

@@Epicburst he doesn't upload until there's thumbnails for them

[@geraldpfeffer]

Thank you

[@madkirk7431]

@@LC-hd5dc because every single KZbinr just can't not use clickbait. That's why I've almost completely stopped watching big KZbinrs, because their thumbnails are atrocious and blatantly telling you "CLICK ME CLICK ME CLICK ME NOW OR I WILL THROW YOUR FAMILY OFF A CLIFF"

[@nathanreeder9716]

I think it's funny how the death counter has 4 digits, it's as if they know anyone trying it will probably die 1000+ times.

[@condude2464]

4 digits? NOT ENOUGH FOR ME IN NORMAL PLAYTHROUGHS!

[@ALTsquared]

*cries in breakdown road*

[@MB-vk3ub]

bro im a pretty good smo player and I died like 50 times the first time I tried breakdown road So yeah, it's called breakdown road because you have a breakdown if you try it for too long

[@esoij]

Breakdown road is the cappyless bullet Bill bridge right? If so, then I died at LEAST 200 times there

[@maddoxtheafk3129]

"If the last smash character is Sora I'll scream" That aged poorly

[@megangray5504]

Timestamp?

[@Buphido]

@@megangray5504 3:23:50 Just got to that part and was looking in the comments if someone had already pointed it out lol

[@MicahLowther]

As someone who's favorite franchise of all time is kingdom hearts, that part cut deep 😭

[@jacobiogaming]

i slightly have lost a bit of love for smant bc of the sora thing

[@DotJayYT]

the second I watched this part I headed to the comments lol

[@rachelburton7137]

Smant: "I don't trust anyone who has a phone case. If you can't take care of your phone, you can't take care of anything else." Chat: *becomes a swarm of angry bees*

[@MusicalPlant5024]

putting the timestamp for when this happens just for fun lol - 1:04:38

[@animeloveer97]

i mean accidents happen lol. i have an entirely glass phone and hard floors. if my cat trips me that thing is toast when it hits the floor. myphone is 4 yrs old and still in great condition on both sides lol

[@titanictyranitar9571]

​@@animeloveer97exactly, he acts like it's your fault 100% of the time for any situation of it breaking 😑

[@NidokingOtsutsuki]

its not the codeine that gets you high, its just a mediocre painkiller. Cough syrup has diphenhydramine which makes you drowsy. they mix the cough syrup with sprite and put jolly ranchers in it. thats called lean. Lil.Wayne is dying from drinking it all the time. he has seizures regularly.

[@AlphaAlfaX]

Thank you for this information

[@liamanderson8789]

Thanks for the instructions

[@TwilightWolf2508]

Dextromethorphan (DXM) is another common chemical people look for with cough syrup. That's the one that causes trips and hallucinations and ruins people memories, I used to know someone who drank it a lot.

[@MxllyAVE]

Amen

[@Kelvinrooney1989]

No they are not dyin from that, it’s actually a gateway to herion, that’s what the rappers are really addicted to and dyin from I.e example sadly Mac Miller, tho his od was a bad batch of phyental mixture before his swimming tour. The lean portion isn’t what’s killing them tho, it’s an addiction like weed, that gateways into something harder no one really discusses

[@damienbailey7375]

“Cough syrup can get you high? Really?” was adorable for some reason haha

[@Stink252]

He gets the CRC in Cascade at 1:14:00 for anyone who was wondering

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

You legend

[@Stink252]

@@EnheTook50Benadryl Np, it was tedious to sit through :)

[@keatonlaubach5256]

Been waiting for this because I know it's gonna be real hard to beat compared to floor is lava

[@AlphaSquadZero]

SmallAnt: Stop saying this is the same as replacing the floor with lava SmallAnt Vod description: Can you beat Mario Odyssey but you replace the floor with lava?

[@microwave856]

he fix it 😢

[@hologomes1388]

1:04:30 - Bro, Smant. I know you don't read this but I need to take is off my chest. I need this phone case if I don't want my phone to literally run away from me. The back of it is so slippery that when I place it down on my couch, it starts sliding down the fucking arm-rest. When I place it on my tempered glass desk, it starts sliding aaallllll the way down as well. In my bedside table, ice-skating. There's 0 way of me taking care of this phone, when it itself is suicidal, anything mildly slippery: paperback books, the bed, a laptop, a floor unleveled by 1 degree, coins, money notes, ANYTHING MILDLY FLAT IS FAIR GAME FOR THIS THING.

[@LoganV3535]

God, the sheer amount of people asking what the difference is between this and the floor is lava is mind boggling. It’s like these people haven’t played SMO. How can you not know the poison instant kills you, while the lava doesn’t? I don’t understand how ant didn’t get pissed from having to answer that question so many damn times.

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

It's the same thing in every other 3D Mario game, except for Sunshine. In Corona Mountain it's actually poison water with a lava texture over it.

[@significantgumption]

I’m pretty sure a lot of them were joking

[@chubby3726]

@@AkameGaKillfan777 I think 3d world or 3d land lava instant kills

[@AkameGaKillfan777]

@@chubby3726 Yes

[@diaboli2687]

"it's just a three-bedroom apartment" Who sleeping together?

[@fallen_angel284]

One of my biggest flexes is the fact that I was the person in chat who asked if Cappy could ground-pound the moon with the poison there. I was freaking out that it helped.

[@adicsbtw]

3:19:36 I think Crafty probably just set up a script that added platforms in locations where Mario ends up after a cutscene, and the platform there for cappy is probably from that script placing one for the end of the cutscene

[@Empirrre]

Your vods have been keeping me afloat mentally lately ant thanks so much

[@Confom]

L+Ratio+get a therapist+No body cares+I hope your hope mental state gets better+this is a joke+I do hope your mental state gets better

[@Empirrre]

@@Confom ❤️ much love man

[@Muj-0]

He argues about a phone case when 5mins earlier he confirms that he broke his phone

[@Amy-si8gq]

39:54 "it's just a 3 bedroom apartment" > 3 roomates > only 3 bedrooms > something's wrong, i can feel it

[@kaidenst.dennis6982]

For those of you who can’t figure it out, either someone sleeps on the couch, or someone just doesn’t sleep. I believe that smant might just never sleep

[@Frommerman]

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

[@Amy-si8gq]

@@kaidenst.dennis6982 i was thinking something completely different

[@InsomniaAndMilly]

Hey, gay rights.

[@ananas-nevermind]

Yeah gay rights but that's still funny (not because it's gay, but because any relationship at all is unexpected)@@InsomniaAndMilly

[@zander62]

“Won’t slide out” - smallant 2022 “I’ll just die” -smallant 30 seconds later “You and your roommates don’t have a” -smallant 10 seconds after that “Grace period” -smallant 2 minutes later “Can we have a nut” -smallant 45 seconds after that Idk man smallant actin kinda weird

[@zander62]

These quotes were all withen 5 minutes in cascade

[@Tom-cq2ui]

It's funnier without the sus part 👌

[@zander62]

@@Tom-cq2ui wdym there is no sus part

[@MB-vk3ub]

This was recorded october 4th 2021 I think

[@HTS_Editor_Jack]

Resourceful Employer is so good at making these mods.

[@Ann-fz9tx]

Seeing people get so pressed about the phone case thing was so funny. Chat really can't tell when he's being unserious. 💀

[@helentowers6223]

3:50:42 the fact that the music started playing as he died was hilarious

[@Loading1010.]

Hey smant, I’ve got an idea for the randomiser, randomised captures. Not entirely sure how this would work but maybe every time you capture something it changes what you capture. Eg. You try to capture the frog at the start of the game and it’s actually a gushin and so on. I’m not sure if this has already been suggested or even if you’ll see this.

[@Lil_Squink]

I believe he actually was looking into this, I remember him mentioning testing every Capture in every situation and then making every capture which that section is possible with able to spawn in place of what should be there. I remember he specifically mentioned a Fly Bones at the end of Cap in place of the wire, since all the game checks for to initiate the Title Card and transition to Cascade is that Mario pass through a certain point while in a capture.

[@Loading1010.]

@@Lil_Squink True! I’m now remembering another stream where he was a pokeio or something in deep woods and he used it to break the rocks, forgot about that. Maybe he is working on it idk.

[@Shhmeep]

This could work but you would need it to randomize to something that would also make that section possible

[@neovoid5008]

1:05:00 its not because im not confident... It's because my phone costs 1k. And is probably going to be my phone for several decades. Also my case isn't a notmal case. It gives extra protection.

[@titanictyranitar9571]

Exactly, bro doesn't think 2 more seconds about why you might need a phone case 😑

[@alliedcookie9529]

"Is your brain the size of a tic tac?" He says, while playing SMO with poison everywhere

[@captainzork6109]

Nice. Got em!

[@chubby3726]

Not getting the joke

[@nathanielk7415]

i love watching chat not understand the most obvious sarcasm in the world every single time

[@wacobodene3453]

I bet smant screamed when he found out it was Sora for the last character

[@abdullahbinjs2236]

"It's not gonna be Sora" I love how he hated on Kingdom Hearts for so long.

[@MasterZenII]

@1:06:17 When a commenter says "that's like arguing a child shouldn't wear a helmet when riding a bike" SMANT, you sir made the comparison that protecting a phone and a child was similar first. That's a perfectly reasonable jump in logic. Also I kinda hate that the universe lacked the karmic justice for you to drop your phone after calling out people who get a case. Not that I really want your phone to break...just a missed opportunity on behalf of the powers at be.

[@newmanhiding2314]

1:09:30 Watching Smallant draw the parallel to antivaxxers and then immediately reading the antivaxxer chatters completely miss the point is fucking golden.

[@galaxycraft2454]

It is honestly entertaining to see Smant/Tanner spend an hour doing a crc just for a moon.

[@Sharn-ef1hh]

Nobody: Smants Hair during the start: MOM ITS NOT A PHASE!!!

[@InsomniaAndMilly]

EmoAnt%

[@bu4349]

8:07 "use 2 player long jump then dive" bro forgot that ant didn't get cappy yet 💀

[@hyperwoomy]

36:29 ow_shark in chat said “I came” when smant did the low voice and it had me rolling

[@backhdlp]

1:06:50 My mom gets our groceries by bike and used to not wear a helmet. She had an accident and had to get stitches on her head. She now wears a helmet.

[@pawncube6787]

7.68 a pound is less than most cuts of beef, and on par with some cuts of pork. Seafood goes for way more because you have to catch the suckers, and especially shellfish, for reasons I don't know.

[@animeloveer97]

we do farm seafood too lol so no we dont have to catch them alot of the time

[@Ann-fz9tx]

Yep. $65 per pound for fresh live whole king crab is average market price. $76 for the same quality but off-season is a fair price. People who would be mad at that price are just ignorant and trying to order something they know nothing about.

[@lafiga776]

Just in time, I was really wanting to watch some kind of challenge run and no one I’m subscribed to was posting ty smant, your the sman!

[@ericmaloney6730]

Yesss been waiting for a vod

[@thatoneguy9435]

same and I'm like half a day late

[@idontwantahandlethough]

smhat are you smalking about

[@jacobgoddard9688]

1:06:53 In chat: So do you not trust people that have life insurance either?

[@KhaoticSanctum69]

My aunt is allergic to artificial grapes and I can confirm she dies every time she touches a grape product 👁👄👁

[@doublespeedstriker3505]

What’s her death counter at?

[@jan_harald]

"think of how dumb the average person is then realize half of them are even dumber than that" great quote ;P

[@TheOmegaDragon]

Discouraging people from wearing helmets is like you taking on this challenge without Cappy.

[@DooDooWater9732-n5z]

Lmao

[@da_xbox360]

its never gonna happen but someones gonna reccomend it anyway

[@rockerjay970]

This is a lot funnier now that he’s done the challenge where Cappy unalives Mario

[@idontwantahandlethough]

Pretty sure you just got fleeced by that Restaurant. They knew what they were doing...

[@abagofrats2282]

Its.funny that the death counter lights up every time he collected a coin

[@vaughnormsbee3335]

Its cause crafty probably just copied the code for the coin counter but changed it to only count up when mario dies

[@Mist.ermushroom]

1:42:09 “I lost my virginity to a Watermelon”💀

[@youtuner9031]

I love how Mario can jump in lava and get an booboo but insta dies to some chemicals on the ground

[@helldraco55]

"The floor is Twitter" X) This was just perfect !

[@pur3_asteroid197]

Cool vid smant keep up the good vids and vods

[@jrko0]

dude i just watched the whole vod and only after 1 and a half hour i realised it was a vod, well its great to watch while playing raft i say

[@AlphaEvan]

“Any time ant posts” me: finally some premium content

[@Zeldalink15]

Mario dies to purple stuff because his cells are composed mostly of Sunny D.

[@brianheroic9543]

"If you played Kingdom Hearts you probably had a bad childhood." Now hold on a second there...

[@spawnnumber2126]

The reason most captures die on poison is probably because the game kinda treats it like a death plane

[@V.C.5036]

Smant: makes a markiplier reference Me: this does put a smile on my face.

[@xawsomexful]

He’s so sassy in this video I love it .

[@rylansparks3782]

This video almost gave me sleep paralysis twice and now I can't sleep 😭

[@DanGamerMan]

Smallant be like, "Protect it yourself, just don't wear a seatbelt"

[@wismy_5032]

This is the Superstar version of The Floor Is Lava

[@ugandanknuckles4294]

“You can copy my homework but don’t make it to obvious” ‘Floor is lava’ Floor is Posion’

[@waddledeeunmasked3443]

Tune in next time for: Mario odyssey but the floor doesn’t exist

[@ashisharky]

1:04:57 LISTEN. THE THIN GLASS SLAB IS SLIPPERY AND IM KINDA CLUMBSY 😭😭😭😭 ALSO I LIKE CASES BECAUSE THEY LOOK COOL.

[@clienteabitualedelbardiboe3847]

As an Italian, I know that Mario's surname is "Rossi" and Luigi's surname is "Verdi". Clearly.

[@kellerhoffman2270]

Did anyone else see the “I lost my virginity to a watermelon 😭 1:42:10

[@dattromboneguy]

17:03 Me about to take my first sip of alcohol... I'm so relieved 😅

[@skadaus_td]

1:04:34 Clumsy people: *Side eye*

[@benjaminaltube8731]

Now we need a SMO but the floor is just water

[@honey-hunterslimefanno.3257]

Thing with that is, how deep would it be? As deep as the floor’s width allows without breaking into an inside section.

[@SylverScourge]

Frozen water

[@microwave856]

Lake Kingdom: Metro Kingdom Edition

[@lewis6713]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR A YEAR LETS GOO

[@helentowers6223]

one hour, one minute and thirty-nine seconds in. 1:02:37 and where is he? ‘wHaT a tErRiBlE sMo sPeEdRuNnEr’

[@justinyoung6342]

I wonder when he'll add a death counter to this KZbin video

[@jacobstoyreview6161]

What do you mean look next to the coin counter he even told you at the start

[@z0r4nba80]

@@jacobstoyreview6161 that might be the joke

[@jacobstoyreview6161]

@@z0r4nba80 what joke

[@jacobstoyreview6161]

@@z0r4nba80 oh the death ☠️ counter joke haha

[@FailureNightengale]

My mans don't distrust me, i have a case on my phone, I'm just very accident prone, or, in otherwords, a klutz

[@kizi774]

Just want to say, your welcome for the watchtime because I fell asleep watching you, and my headphones fell off. That was not in a rude way, it was just I didn't want to go to bed, but I was super tired. I got on my bed, and not even pausing it. My headphones fell off, and I fell asleep obviously and woke up 3 hours later. I turned off my computer and went back to sleep.

[@UnknownTalent21]

7:08 U sure about that?

[@b3conthecoolguy3993]

*Plays rock paper scissors with mario every time he collects a moon*

[@MisterBigBrain]

a minute and a half into the video "the floor is twitter" and i'm dying laughing

[@PlayerNON420]

Oh god. This is awesome.

[@jacobiogaming]

2:20 bro got so mad he became Italian

[@jacobiogaming]

i just see in live chat: "did you know what-a-burger is the only fast food place with the letter "w" in it" i love his live chat also oh god-

[@matthewdodd1262]

It would be awesome to get CJYA to download the Floor is Lava mod so we can get a race between you 2 out of it. Floor is Poison seems way to complicated and slow for a race

[@Gaming32i]

In SM64 you would've started cloning with that Sprout.

[@TalkingRacoon922]

I'm french and we pronounce "Ze event" instead of " Zed event". So no worries, you pronouce it right.

[@Tazerboy_10]

😀 38:35 - XX:XX > 41:00 - 4X:XX > 42:00 - XX:XX ---> 📵 1:04:08 - 1:04:20 ---> I do care if Tanner was joking or he genuinely meant that about Splatoon; I used to play Splatoon 1 online, but I'm not a competitive person to begin with... > I've mostly stuck to playing the story mode for Splatoon 1 & 2... With my current smartphone; I need a case because of it being a certain caliber...

[@roxas7046]

It is pretty lame I’m sorry to pull that bandaid off for you 😞

[@Tazerboy_10]

@@roxas7046 - Yeah, I can understand sarcasm, but with Tanner for me; It's either borderline genuine sarcasm or just him being an ass...

[@MidWesternTubby]

The floor is in fact not poison. The floor is WOCKEY SLUSH!

[@Sugma12]

Can't wait to see this on the main channel in a month

[@tyriquesmith8850]

Dang, Small Ant predicted Sora

[@honsly1]

3:23:45 wasn't it actually Sora though LOL (the last smash ultimate character)

[@Moist_Onions281]

Next: SMO but the floor is WATER

[@Frommerman]

SMO but the lava is floor.

[@braydenberner1899]

Great drivers still wear seatbelts. It’s just precautions for things that are out of your control

[@chillyman1459]

3:37:24 When he accidentally searches for pegging on stream

[@bsylve]

SmallAnt complaining about the crab being expensive but with his monthly income can buy 28 a month.

[@jroxpone]

just because you have a lot of money doesn't mean you cant complain about something being expensive. the point is not to spend a shit ton of money on things so your income stays stable. not waste it on things that you dont need or could get for cheaper.

[@Bombfish1256]

37:05 if it doesnt work on yuzu, on what am i sopose to play? 🤔

[@dinoswar1337]

>"if it's Sora I'm gonna scream" >It was Sora

[@shadowsentertainment7237]

Oh man listening to this Covid stuff in hindsight is killing me

[@PomadaGaming]

Idk how I feel of the big streamers just roasting viewers constantly. Some cases yeah dumb questions but I think the response could be less harsh maybe.

[@flache1086]

This is the floor is lava but realistic lava version Instand death and Mario also needs to hydrate every 15 minutes ... x)

[@MasterX]

45:14 he falls down for LIFEEEEEE! Why because he has to do cappy return cancel

[@valentinexbro]

26:16 amen, for 2 years 💀