Smashing Stuff You Love - Off Topic

The AH Crew sit down to talk about messing with teachers, “fangirl” moments, having kids, and more on this week's Off Topic! This episode originally aired March 27, 2019 and is sponsored by Blue Apron (blueapron.com/o..., Quip (getquip.com/off..., and Devil May Cry 5 (now available on Xbox One)
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[@patrickrhyno4517]

"Last time I went with Lindsay on a ghost hunt, she made a summoning circle out of cats." ...That's one hell of a sentence.

[@goldosprey]

And in character

[@Fyredrake0470]

And it's entirely true

[@openthinker6562]

Time stamp?

[@patrickrhyno4517]

@@openthinker6562 24:18

[@openthinker6562]

@@patrickrhyno4517 Thanks for the reply for a 1 year old comment!

[@nabeelhussain1372]

Dude it always gets me how genuinely wholesome some of the friendships are among the RT and AH members. Jack and Geoff are literally best friends, as are Gavin and Michael. Just seeing how good the friendship is between Michael and Jeremy just brings a smile to my face, it's awesome to see

[@Dat_Boi_Vlad]

Dude Geoff is literally, Iris' Godfather lol

[@saiyandna2368]

This comment just made me actually cry

[@ShawnG85]

Jack's whole reason for existing in live action content is to announce future live action content. He's a walkin' talkin' event schedule.

[@NameUnknownz]

And to not deliver on ah the musical

[@adaml83]

@@Radoh1017 2028? You're an optimist...

[@NameUnknownz]

@@Radoh1017 Watch it be a 3 minute video with 2 songs

[@Jfbmu]

@@Radoh1017 we know this to be true because there's not a single joke that would have aged well by the time it's out

[@lifeiscrap103]

@@NameUnknownz Honestly a 3 minute video is what I was expecting since it was promised.

[@Evitaschannel]

1:34:45 Geoff ad read 1:44:25 Jeremy confronts Michael about breakfast

[@user-wk7rq6xd8y]

Jack*

[@Evitaschannel]

@@user-wk7rq6xd8y i didnt mean jack but whatever hahaha

[@ashishere771]

@@Evitaschannel jack was confronting michael

[@aaronbaum54]

1:21:48 Jeremy just goes full on Boston "Listen, I met him and I was heppy!""

[@daneamussen8880]

He slips into his Boston accent whenever he says oh my gawd

[@swordude40]

Drunk Michael is a mastermind "Let him finish! He's talking about me!" 1:56:36

[@Syl518]

Sarah is the Mother of AH Any small inconvenience happens Everyone in the AH crew: "SARAH!!! SAAARRRRAAHH!!!!!"

[@camlo1134]

No jack is ..... Literally the mother figure in ah

[@joekaput747]

Needs food: *SARAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!*

[@RichardKelevra]

Jeremey went from funny sober to local funny homeless crazy dude so fast i didn't even realize when it happened

[@KURRDA]

1:30:35 Everyone: yelling at Sara for spilling the drink Jeremy the gentleman: are you okay? I love lil J

[@Phillypheal]

he was talking to the drink

[@mnmzie3826]

Also Jeremy screaming, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" to Eric for having the audacity to speak to him.😂

[@aaronisawsome8282]

Jeremy the gent

[@ceveraxmulivan]

Jeremy the juice box guy

[@alexmartinez5859]

The entire breakfast conversation is going to be animated. There is no dispute.

[@extreme_primus6884]

Oooh

[@stip1791]

Sadly didn't happen....

[@cloudchiodude6057]

If only..

[@An_Average_Idiot]

Sup. I'm from a future where this hasn't happened yet. Is someone else from a different future where this has happened?

[@loaeterna2384]

@@An_Average_Idiot Hi there, sorry to say it has not yet happened :(

[@FrankyJayJF]

What a wonderful trainwreck of a podcast. Loving every second.

[@alexmh3]

the michael and jeremy duo throughout this entire podcast had me laughing for 2 hours

[@lifeiscrap103]

1:29:36 "Do a flip!" That one dude bringing the Futurama references.

[@mattbell1907]

Geoff is the perfect representative for the sober guy at the party. 1st hour, joining in. 2nd hour, entertained from a distance. After 2 hours, it's just too much.

[@derekwahle]

He didn't quite make it to two hours. Geoff at 1:58:37 is Geoff who gave up.

[@cloverandanais]

Man... Geoff's face just screams "Oh god this is what I was like" and "I am never touching alcohol AGAIN."

[@StupKrou]

Congrats Geoff for the 2 years sobriety, we're proud of you !

[@TheEnoEtile]

I could listen to drunken Michael and drunken Jack scream at each other about breakfast for hours

[@KanekiNeuro]

1:31:15 THANK YOU LINDSAY!!!! Savior of our piqued interests!!!!

[@MstrAdos]

Watching sober Geoff surrounded by drunk AH is my new favorite thing.

[@VanessaMagick]

Michael's rant about rollercoasters at the end sounds like a Suicidal Tendencies song

[@JohnMBlue1992]

Vanessa Magick nice 🤟🏻🤘🏻

[@ashe274]

The best part about the breakfast chaos was when they started meshing perspectives and Geoff chilling on the phone while everyone around him breaks into madness xD

[@SexyHobosRus]

I love drunk Michael simply because how he acts with Lindsay

[@villalba874]

Michael is the only person who can curse articulate. That breakfast part."You God damn parasites are just +1"

[@slackerelite1]

Cerberus the editing on that fading back and forth shots of them all was perfect

[@icekangaroo9392]

1:13:15 Wow Geoff looks good. Also I doubt that he’ll see this but congratulations on 2 years man.

[@apatheticAnxiety]

1:23:19 Awwwwwww, Jeremy really is a fan at heart to this day

[@seandavis8213]

Someone has to hold Alfredo every time he's on an Off Topic podcast.

[@ethanmason3424]

When jack and Michael started kinda arguing was amzing

[@talkingthatsicks]

This is why Off Topic sold out first. They fully take advantage of having a bar and a live audience.

[@abdullahnaizam5612]

Geoff is really funny and he doesn’t even need to be drunk. Power of stand up comedy.

[@keefegirls22]

11:48 Another installment of “I love the Jones’s”

[@gears132]

I love how he's just like my wife is here somewhere

[@keefegirls22]

1:30:58 / 1:31:37 ANOTHER installment of “I love the Jones’s”

[@r-robertson-d]

I like the whole AIDS narrative that Geoff was pushing and how half the jokes went straight over Alfredo's head.

[@xjunkxyrdxdog89]

I lost it when he asked about his t cells

[@dPokey]

ahh yes, yelling toward someone at the back of the audience while wearing microphones that already project your voice to the entire room. Classic Achievement Hunter

[@breyerlover17]

Jeremy almost losing his wedding ring at around 1:38:00 was PRICELESS. The "Oh! No! Nonononononono!"

[@geassmanleon]

Jack spent a good 5 min talking about Millie doing cocaine in the post show.

[@talkingthatsicks]

Jack "I'm not driving tonight" Pattillo

[@Aether_WN]

-sees chilled chaos- -dies- HE ROCKIN THAT SUIT.

[@natebarker7255]

seeing geoff smile from ear to ear like that when he finds out he threw the moonball that hit gavin, is SO wholesome and i love it.

[@0megaFan]

My god that breakfast argument was amazing

[@kingnida7765]

That moment where a drunken Jeremys first reaction to Sarah spilling drinks is to ask "Are you Ok?" says alot about the man.

[@matthewletexier]

He was talking to the drink

[@pgeeking]

"You think I'm made of breakfast?!"

[@element1693]

My dad celebrated 30 years of sobriety yesterday, congratulations Geoff!! Keep on keepin on! You’re looking healthier than ever as well!

[@JoeySpesh]

23:02 “Afraid we bring a ghost back? Afraid we need a desk.” wait a year and a half, there’ll be a desk open...too soon?

[@thewelderdude]

animate jack's Kolaches please!

[@SilverWolfChaos]

This would be awesome😂😂

[@HaliousX]

Aww, @1:31:36 . Love watching them interact

[@GoldenSun5631]

Geoff face at 1:51:00 says it all... like "what have I done, I created monsters" XD

[@allybratz]

I love all of them when they’re happy/goofy drunks like this, but it cracks me up when Jeremy just rambles aimlessly.

[@jameshoang2060]

The ghost would probably pass on to not deal with Achievement Hunter's shenanigans.

[@uheart2]

James Hoang off topic at a haunted location. ^^

[@xXGamerOfDeathXx]

This podcast was so funny! Geoff’s face was priceless when Jeremy was talking about the broken faucet in the bathroom. Someone’s getting a strongly worded email.

[@cjczki13]

1:50:18 You can hear Sarah's loud laugh in the background here haha always can pick out her laugh!!!!

[@yayforcats]

My heart is so warm hearing the audience cheer like that for Geoff's sobriety 😭

[@pauls.7288]

dude this off topic was constant laughs, i kinda wish they were all live now tbh xD

[@Go4Noctis]

I bet they could get an audience a week and make a profit. Though we would miss out on the half-assed ones that end up amazing.

[@paxcallow]

i have a severe headache from laughing

[@SullySadface]

Mad props to the production crew. Also, shoutouts to Jersey Mikey for showing up.

[@loljk529]

I love how Michael just splashes water all over Jeremy and nobody noticed and just assumed it was Jeremy's fault.

[@AcidicOrpheus73]

I love Michaels shirt, that animation style is so cool, I wish they would use it for an animation show

[@dishonoredhero253]

15:20 Jeremy:"In videogames I'm great at lying!" Sure you are pal

[@Trockenmatt]

This is probably my favorite Off Topic. This is perfect

[@AnarchoLoserist]

1:20:00 is when you know theyre definitely too drunk

[@seandoesfanedits3213]

1:52:14 and that kids is how I met your podcast

[@v.torii.g2231]

This was such a loud episode even while on mute. haha.

[@Garcia79734]

It’s soo cool how when Sarah had her little spill you can clearly hear Jeremy making sure she’s ok

[@agentredhead4612]

I need to hear more of Lindsay’s logic/headcanons.

[@uheart2]

AgentRedhead if Lindsay wrote a book I’d buy it

[@davidmuller9412]

God bless you Jack Pattillo for the shout outs for three of my favourite shows: Archer, Brooklyn Nine-Nine & The Orville!!

[@benblades4207]

I rewatch this episode every month just for the ad-reads. God bless

[@jeff00600]

Thank you Geoff for the SLOWEST AD READ EVER and Jack for the additives lol!!

[@NotSheldon]

And this is why Off Topic is still the best podcast

[@mayawhitten-desroches9800]

1:53:03 is the time your looking for if you came from the spike seagull jeremy gets wet video Also here's 1:31:38 for maximum adorableness with the joneses

[@sidd065]

Trust me, the post show of this episode is worth signing up for first

[@Im_Ish]

Very much agree

[@jjpark98]

It's the fucking best. There are like 3 or 4 last calls and this one is like 1 or 2 for me. Holy fuck is it good

[@whatthehec108]

Well, me and my poor ass will just be here.

[@JesseValkenaar]

@@whatthehec108 tomorrow all first content is free! For 24 hours.

[@Destxned]

@@JesseValkenaar so I can go on there today and watch this last call without a subscription?

[@MiniLAGGR]

Jeremy is slurring so much lmao

[@april00026000]

My last remaining brain cells at 3am: 1:46:00- 1:47:20

[@thatkidfox]

This is my favorite off topic in a while, this is a good group including Sarah and Eric. I love how well Jack and Michael work together comedy wise

[@mkslovesacting]

i was in a bit of a rut when i started watching this and it quickly turned into two hours of pure delight. thank you AH

[@ChanceOfOne344254]

"MY SALARY, B R E A K F A S T !"

[@Spetia]

Sarah is officially the AH mom ( Jack is the minecraft mom ) and Lindsay is the AH Auntie

[@HellaCrazzyBlu]

If you're here from F**kFace 1:34:46 is the Geoff AD read

[@brianbrant6079]

What's Jack talking about? 4 is 100% in the title of Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag.

[@orbitalrped]

Mmmmmm that set piece looks *_f a m i l i a r_*

[@MajoPeaches]

But, not too familiar...

[@DawnApon]

@@MajoPeaches what is happening in life

[@beththebubbly69]

@@MajoPeaches but not to not familiar?

[@MajoPeaches]

@@beththebubbly69 It's a new craze!!

[@paxcallow]

@@MajoPeaches HEY GOOD GIRLS DO YOU WANNA JUST SAY "HEY I WANNA"

[@LordVader567]

I feel like this episode was basically therapy for the AH crew. It feels like some deep seated issues were worked out here lmao

[@SheldosaurusREX]

“NOT WHISKEY!! Do we have fireball?” ~jack

[@darrianweathington1923]

Sober Geoff island in a ocean of drunk idiots is the best. And Jeremy holding colored Trevor is great

[@finirriptide3749]

Love drunk Michael and Jeremy. XD

[@dlira6242]

This episode actually had me crying from laughter. What an iconic, glorious, disaster this podcast was. Never change, AH, I love you.

[@CyborgPandaBaby]

I love how brazen Eric has become on off topic and the rt podacast

[@Teskmehu]

1:46:36 The cut to Geoff on his phone killed me

[@PurpleEle82]

13:50, 35:00, 45:18, 54:49, 1:02:47, 1:17:50, 1:19:49, 1:30:20, 1:31:11, 1:41:51, 1:48:13, 1:51:14, 1:53:00, 1:54:12, 1:58:19..

[@dhomevideos]

@1:46:40 is when your parents are fighting and it’s not your fault but you don’t know what to do 😂😂😂

[@dragonpants73]

Geoff's ad read took 5 minutes and I loved every minute of it

[@calvinnelson570]

1:10:40. Paint me like one of your french girls

[@DarthGordo501]

Leave it to Jack and Micheal to have an argument about food😹😹😹

[@TreTheJoker]

Sarah is freaking beautiful.

[@thevoidlord1796]

This is one of the few off topics I keep coming back to

[@logancruzpw]

I'm a professional wrestler, trained by Jay Lethal at the lethal academy which is directly connected to the Tampa Bay Pro Wrestling promotion. I'm just saying a moonball deathmatch would blow the roof off of RTX and at this point the only thing it's missing is wrestling. Or if RT ever comes to town theres always a spot in the ring for Rimmy Tim

[@TechnicallyPhil]

Drunken Off Topic is the best Off Topics

[@Dimitrije_Miljus]

How in gods name did they get drunk so damn quick XD

[@toreyjones5715]

They were really more like coke and rums.

[@HellsSonofAnarchy]

jumping from the 20:00 mark to the 1:30:00 mark is the proof of alcohol

[@ArcheWhatzitGonnaB3]

The sheer shock from Alfredo when Michael throws the iPad cover is something else.

[@mackenzieseib8943]

1:56:50 best part of the podcast

[@Sith9890]

this was the best high speed trainwreck (for once I'm sad I can't watch the post show)

[@WinterbornMT]

Jack whining about whiskey is hilarious. Also, fireball is whiskey 😂

[@thatguy2738]

1:58:36 geoff at this point in life has just realized hes hired a bunch of VERY childish human beings

[@gabriel_6990]

Rest in peace the forgotten footages

[@captainteeko4579]

I just saw the video of Eric dying behind the scenes and jeremy comforting him and Michael grabbing jeremy out of the audience but from the chick’s POV or the dude next to her maybe that’s sitting in front of jeremy and it was great

[@JainaSoloB312]

Same! :)