SMITE - All Gods Direct Taunts (Up to 9.5)

All Gods Direct Taunts in SMITE. Up to the 8.5 patch - The Round Table
Gods/Chapters
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0:00 Agni
0:18 Anubis
0:38 Ao Kuang
1:31 Arachne
1:55 Artemis
2:15 Bastet
2:33 Hades
2:55 Hel
3:28 Ra
3:52 Sun Wukong
4:10 Vamana
4:29 Ymir
4:48 Zeus
5:31 Guan Yu
5:52 Bakasura
6:30 Anhur
6:50 Cupid
7:07 Thor
7:27 Ares
7:42 Freya
8:00 Loki
8:24 Bacchus
9:04 Xbalanque
9:31 Hercules
9:53 Vulcan
10:33 Neith
10:48 Poseidon
10:57 Aphrodite
11:13 Apollo
11:28 Ne Zha
11:53 Fenrir
12:13 Eset
13:05 Athena
13:28 Chronos
13:48 Chang'e
14:00 Tyr
14:16 Zhong Kui
14:42 Thanatos
15:39 Mercury
15:56 Hun Batz
16:14 Ah Muzen Cab
16:36 Nu Wa
17:03 Geb
17:36 Scylla
17:55 Ullr
18:33 Kumbhakarna
18:54 Osiris
19:24 Janus
19:43 Rama
20:00 Serqet
20:23 Cabrakan
20:42 Sylvanus
21:03 Nox
21:24 Kukulkan
21:48 Awilix
22:09 Hou Yi
22:24 Bellona
22:43 Medusa
23:03 Ah Puch
23:58 Ratatoskr
24:41 Ravana
25:04 Khepri
25:31 Xing Tian
25:57 Sol
26:38 Chiron
26:59 Amaterasu
27:24 Raijin
27:49 Skadi
28:11 Jing Wei
28:28 Susano
28:49 Fafnir
29:35 Erlang Shen
29:55 Terra
30:16 Izanami
30:40 Camaztoz
31:08 Thoth
31:33 Nike
32:30 The Morrigan
33:01 Kuzenbo
33:23 Cernunnos
33:54 Ganesha
34:12 Da Ji
34:38 Cu Chulainn
34:59 Artio
35:20 Hachiman
35:44 Discordia
36:08 Cerberus
36:28 Achilles
36:55 Chernobog
37:25 Baron Samedi
38:02 Pele
38:25 Hera
39:16 King Arthur
40:10 Merlin
40:35 Jormungandr
41:46 Horus
42:32 Set
43:20 Olorun
43:50 Persephone
44:43 Yemoja
45:09 Hemidallr
45:53 Mulan
46:28 Baba Yaga
47:19 Cthulhu
48:13 Tsukuyomi
48:53 Danzaburou
49:31 Tiamat
50:19 Gilgamesh
51:04 Morgan Le Fay
51:36 Charybdis
52:13 Cliodhna
53:00 Atlas
53:49 Shiva
54:30 Yu Huang
55:00 Lancelot
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[@Rezulince]

Can We talk about how everybody's just roasting neith for her clothes.

[@chosen729]

Which is weird cause Awilix, Freya and Nu Wa are arguably just as naked. And yet no one says anything to them.

[@CountCallous.]

@@chosen729 shut up neith main

[@TT-mx1mp]

​@@chosen729 I'm not saying it excuses the other designs nor do I like them any more but I think with Neith it's ironic that she's a godess of weaving yet wears barely any clothing. She's also a war goddess too but doesn't really look like it either.

[@michaelmamba1578]

Cuz they jealous of how bad she is😩, but she did create the world and idk how hirez has her in lore but she’s been credited as Ra and sobeks mom

[@damienperez7776]

"Need some sunscreen Neith?" - Ra. Always makes me chuckle

[@corxiiifelinike2643]

Hun Batz straight up break the 4th wall with “should’ve bought beads, mon.”

[@jamsandwich3696]

40:47 Jeez

[@JollyWanker]

That is not a taunt, that is a fucking annihilation. Big Snek went for Loki's throat with that one. Jesus lol

[@kbean7793]

9:05, this is it, the best directed taunt in the game

[@tylerszabo7952]

I was going to make this time stamp. lmao

[@identityman3247]

Huh? That seems like one of the weaker ones to me

[@MrDudeman9442]

Hel roasting Ne Zha “Take that little girl” “That is a boy you idiot!” 😂😭

[@sebastien4908]

"Freya you easy to smash" - Ymir 2k22

[@hsis47]

Bakasura and kali...

[@royaltoilet6807]

-Also Cerberus, apparently

[@dougymoney379]

It’s sad to see that there aren’t any directed taunts from Odin, Kali, Nemesis, Chaac, He Bo, and Sobek. There's a lot of potential with how they'd interact with the other gods.

[@awesomesmileyguy]

Odin doesn't even have an intro for when the match starts... They should give him some new voicelines. I imagine the taunts would go like this: Loki: "You and your children will NOT bring Ragnarök upon this world. Out of my sight." Ymir: "I don't need my brothers to defeat you... again." Tiamat: "Another who brings monsters upon this world. The Warriors of Asgard will slay them all." Olorun: "Every king is flawed, including you and me. Do not try to bring change so hastily." Sol/Hel: "Back to the realm from whence you came. You have no permission to leave."

[@haileeraestout5567]

Lol I'd Imagine Kali Insulting Hades 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Lordzykar]

Ao: Do you think you could just walk out of MY palace without paying the consequences? Mytholohy wukong: Well, yeah. Look at my mighty weapon, does it look familiar to you?

[@yoshistover5881]

I like how Baron is just super chill and has a problem with every other death god lol

[@BotSupportIronValiant]

15:59 Might be the funniest directed taunt I've heard 🤣

[@BotSupportIronValiant]

Should have bought beads man

[@kiss-ma-axe6019]

Can we talk about Artio, she is literally the best therapist ever and what she said to Athena was a slay.

[@dev2410]

She seems like one of the nicest people in Smite, possibly even THE nicest person around.

[@awesomesmileyguy]

@@dev2410 She, Sylvanus and Khepri are probably very sad about all the world destroying gods Smite keeps releasing

[@GeneralGrievousCIS]

44:37 Persephone's contempt for Zeus seems like it would make pretty good sense lore wise. Nice touch, lol

[@altair658]

4:29 damn it ymir

[@cavelstone9545]

Jorm is ruthless bro wtf...

[@TheRonaldNess]

His Direct Taunts get me the chills everytime I hear them. Definitely my favorite set of Taunts.

[@michaelmamba1578]

Fax his attitude is literally “FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING U CLAIM”

[@domthe5260]

Like seriously. Kellen’s voice is ear piercing and calming at the same damn time. Especially that delivery of: “Dee-myseeee”

[@gojiwarrior2479]

Egyptian Gods: 0:18 Anubis 2:15 Bastet 3:28 Ra 6:30 Anhur 10:34 Neith 12:13 Isis/Eset 17:03 Geb 18:54 Osiris 20:00 Serqet 25:04 Khepri 31:08 Thoth 41:46 Horus 42:33 Set

[@bubbajoe117]

I like Baron Samedi, real protag energy among the Gods of death

[@awesomesmileyguy]

For real, he, Danzaborou and Maui are the real bros among Gods

[@greyfullbuster6653]

3:22 always gets me

[@nouvelshelby1579]

I like how all taunts against Neith are litterally "wear some clothes" lol

[@illumanuid]

30:33 AYO?????

[@Schmage]

16:17 best taunt

[@michaelmamba1578]

I love how lore accurate then went with ratatoskr, the god of instigating

[@luxdrayn]

4:31 Ayo Chad Ymir

[@gojiwarrior2479]

14:22, 33:04 Fat bodies in a nutshell

[@rasbparri81]

26:53 "Suck an egg, Serqet" lmao why is that so funny

[@StarPlatExe]

Maybe it's the The SHuck on an egg

[@necromancer7676]

43:50 Never would have thought I’d hear this from her

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture8817]

Despite what most depictions portray, Persephone and Hades had mutual love for one another.

[@Turtles7734]

Funny thing is Thanatos doesn't even kill people. He's the escort. If people see him that means they're already dead.

[@mvmsma]

In the Mythology people stopped dying because someone tied Thanatos with a rope. He had to be reacued by Ares and Hercules since mortals were not dying anymore.

[@pastelguts6182]

​@@mvmsmayepp

[@tionsensei4144]

16:15 is gold.

[@RuneBottle]

goated for putting this together. thanks for the hard work and putting this together.

[@otaviobz]

Congrats on putting this together! 👏👏👏

[@TMakuboss]

3:37 Ra confirmed discord mod

[@corxiiifelinike2643]

9:05 Xbal calling Aphro a COUGAR! 😂

[@robertjoppenhimer388]

Bruh I don’t get it lo

[@K31N0S]

34:53 is just *chef’s kiss*

[@rinanani8989]

1:15 dont let that hear greta thunberg

[@IAmBlothhundr]

HOW DARE YOU?!

[@p0kem0nlvl1]

Thanks so much for this must've been hard work

[@TheRonaldNess]

Yup, pretty tedious but I like doing stuff like this. Had to activate "autopilot" and get it done lol. Thinking of doing all Death Animations or all Backs next.

[@josey_8204]

Every god: looks like you weren't a match for me! Au puch: The horrors of the darkest hells will have you!!!

[@luckyluckyNo1love]

hold up! there's a Geb voice line directed to Nut?! that means they must have planned on adding her at some point!!

[@TheRonaldNess]

Yep, its was the same for Set. Can't remember if Eset already had one or they added it when they rerecorded her voice lines for the name change, but Osiris had a voice line against Set since at lease Season 3.

[@jeffbezos2960]

Who is nut?

[@dereksparks112]

@@jeffbezos2960 Gebs wife and the sky. Ra forever separated them, and Geb has been upset since.

[@LazarouDave]

@@TheRonaldNess Her line was in the files and unused, I believe. Remember seeing it in the wiki before Set was in the game

[@dev2410]

@@TheRonaldNess Eset had a name change? I presume that her name was Isis but then... real world stuff happened? Please tell me if I am wrong!

[@KingTrimba]

Dude some of these are legitimate emotional damage

[@Johndavidson4]

I’ve always loved “a bit small, for a giant!”

[@corxiiifelinike2643]

Aphro: paint me like your Chinese girls zhong: if only you let me paint you like those French girls Bruh, the joke came full circle.

[@vandinho39612]

40:35 my favorite one 47:20 My second favorite one

[@zewzit]

Aahah bro Chiron being all disappointed with Hercules at 26:49, and then suddently telling Serqet to suck an egg is so funny lmao

[@navi5661]

Chang'E's rabbit got so incredibly uncute so incredibly fast

[@gojiwarrior2479]

10:06

[@michaelmamba1578]

3:18💀💀💀

[@robertmarosi2372]

What we need for Odin: To Loki: "Seems like your punishment wasn't hard enough." To Thor: "I always knew Vidar was the stronger one." To Izanami: "You fit in Nifleheim so well." To Zeus: "Im a father of a thundergod myself. No wonder you werent a challange for me" To Jing Wei: "Your death was so pathetic, I would never let you in Valhalla" To Ares: A god of war with bloodthirs is not more than a killing machine!

[@seanhammond4766]

Oh my gosh I love all of these voices everyone so talented!

[@animeforever1962]

Damn Jorm, go easy on them.

[@SandwichWhisperer]

although i hate persephones rework… i still really love her voice lines

[@Zoe-nf5ob]

Cupid: *Your never gonna find love with that face* 💀

[@slaayerr1]

Kind of a shame you just don't hear these lines ever because people barely use the base skins

[@JJ-vm3oj]

That or the announcers are to loud

[@slaayerr1]

@@JJ-vm3oj lmao that as well

[@nonomen6665]

I think Ratatoskr's are underrated. Not only is the little shit spreading lies to start beef between people, but he's doing it while pronouncing all of their names with remarkable accuracy!

[@thaddeusmarcuscheeleyjr.786]

Gods when fighting other gods: Ha! Your defeat was all but assured against me. Gods when fighting Scylla: Oh my god, Is it dead??! Please tell me its dead, bro. I just saw it twitch!! PLEEEEZ tell me it's dead, bro!

[@EmeraldEleki7]

It's a divine representation of me finding an ariados in my shower

[@amoghmanuachar7015]

19:47 Nice reference.

[@gojiwarrior2479]

3:37 Looks likes Ra is being a Discord Mod

[@04Grey_04]

“Paint me like one of your Chinese girls!” 😭😭 No one’s gonna talk about this one?😂

[@marmota_a]

3:18 💀

[@michaelmamba1578]

💀💀💀

[@crterjd8154]

“My scales actually serve a purpose” this HAD to be a diss at her whole crystal passive being removed and of course her remodel. Because I definitely felt the same way when they remodeled her and I only got to see her scales during her ult😭

[@gojiwarrior2479]

2:20 sorry, I misheard it for: “All Rockets No Brains, eh? Mate.” Coming from Mr. Mundy as TF2 Sniper

[@heenay8332]

thank you! this is a great work

[@guillermobaldracco1090]

I love how mostly everyone is like what the hell even is Scylla lmao

[@ainsleyharriot6060]

34:11 LMAO

[@elielizondo9369]

Damn hel telling guan yu he can't heal cut me deep

[@ujg5529]

I love the taunts that break the 4th wall. Should've bought beads 😆😆😆

[@Luna5.7]

Suku! Give that man back his pants!

[@gojiwarrior2479]

How long until someone do a SFM animation of this Direct taunts and words being taken literally

[@seanhammond4766]

I love these God Taunts. Artemis’s line is funny.

[@Ribaiisu]

hera to hou yi and chang'e is actually sad 😭

[@LJDee91]

"More like the All-Feeder" lol Cu Chu's savage

[@levibroderick3063]

Everyone is so mean to Chang’e 😂😭😂

[@KillTyrants]

Depending on what skin you use they’ll say different taunts as well these are just the default skin taunts. Makes you wonder just how many interactions the gods have.

[@ChaotiX1]

One thing I learned today is that Freya is easy to smash 😏😭

[@wheezecheese2651]

Makes sense with that Cerberus tweet 😅

[@dontreadmyprofilepicture8817]

In mythology she had sex with a bunch of dwarves for a neckless so yeah... Ymir with the double entendre.

[@wilianrodrigues5280]

6:00 Bakasura casually regretting eating Bacchus

[@haileeraestout5567]

4 : 06 YEP Thats A REFERENCE To The Logic Plaque From Halo Of What The Flood's Logic Plague So SOMEONE Snuke Bit Of Halo Lore That In This Character And As A Halo Nerd I Find This Amusing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@titaniumtoymaker5568]

Fucking jormungander decided he was gonna spit stright facts.

[@myself2noone]

Aww Hel is so cute... and terrifying.

[@arielalvarado2842]

the way izanami talks to susano💀

[@TheRonaldNess]

He's her son so I personally hope... you know what nvm, these are gods 😬

[@Ribaiisu]

@@TheRonaldNess I thought she was the aunt? izanagi is his father or are the siblings married 💀

[@TheRonaldNess]

@@Ribaiisu Izanagi and Izanami are siblings/exes. Izanagi washed 'himself' of 'her' ugliness/taint, which created the three siblings. So while he is the father, Izanami is referred to as their direct mother. But through technically she would "still" indeed be her aunt lol, just like Hera would still be Ares's mother/aunt.

[@Ribaiisu]

@@TheRonaldNess they're dirtyy

[@TheRonaldNess]

@@Ribaiisu 🤷🏽‍♂️ lol

[@heerosagayuy2143]

Looking at scylla everyone is just like “WTF” 😂😂

[@kuanjesus]

geb has a taunt for nut and i'm waiting for nut's goddess reveal

[@jrkin]

So I'm guessing Nut will be coming sometime in the future...

[@randolphsantos9690]

this honestly made me want to play scylla............................. poor little fenwir

[@AccelgorTheNinja]

Damn Neith getting the same smoke from every god

[@ashez5181]

So do you have to kill the god to get these voice lines or just taunt the when your up close?

[@TheRonaldNess]

Kill

[@miltonsimmons2811]

16:00 🐝

[@Streetzzz]

That Serqet face mask line really hits different these days.

[@michaelmamba1578]

Why did my girl Amaterasu absolutely murder them?

[@mrmrkeeper]

Anyone else wanna point out how mean Neith was to Sobek even though… that’s her son?

[@Kimseungsun]

Im intrigued at Jade's Emperor interaction with Nu Wa, so who did create humanity from clay?

[@glxckstar5568]

Ymir saying freya is easy to smash😫😂

[@TomfooleryVA]

These are indeed very. VERY. old. And the age shows.

[@Crazeedaunte]

I hope Maman Brigitte has lines with Bacchus

[@TheVarunCastle]

Vulcan to Aphro 💀💀💀

[@akhille6915]

I just spent the last hour watching this video, what am i doing

[@BolinhoDeArrozCozido]

awesome work, is it too many with the skins? I know there are some in skins, but don't know if there are less than standard ones, otherwise it would be a lot of work to summarize those

[@TheRonaldNess]

Thanks. Yes, way to many skins

[@EmeraldEleki7]

"The Crab" charybdis has two that I've seen. To Chiron: You call yourself a constellation? To "Crab Rave" Khepri: Uh, you're sort of a crab.

[@Alpha-bf1oi]

This post just randomly appeared

[@dinnerden5674]

0:40 aint no way au kuang is racist 💀

[@corxiiifelinike2643]

16:33 AMC vs Zeus. That’s really not something to brag about 😂

[@Lavacell69]

Its a sex joke, amc is making fun of how many women mythology zues raped

[@mvmsma]

Pollinating flowers means impregnating women

[@anti-triggeredfemenaziklub3829]

Now do the skins, A L L O F T H E M.

[@TheRonaldNess]

no

[@anti-triggeredfemenaziklub3829]

@@TheRonaldNess fair enough

[@sabitur9702]

Ig not all are in this video, Thanatos says something when he kills Nox, but i no longer play smite sooo, its better if someone confirm

[@TheRonaldNess]

Default Thanatos doesn't say anything to Nox. A skin more then likely does.

[@sabitur9702]

I see, thanks for checking

[@c.-.jordan723]

16:15

[@haileeraestout5567]

3 : 43 Me: Well Ra NUT'S COMING Ra: WHAT????????? Me: Yep (Pulls An Update Scroll Up And Shows It To Ra) HERE Ra: (Goes After Nut)

[@gonshi9]

26:53 just hahahahahah

[@nicolosebastiano6359]

How did you find the Geb's taunt towards Nut if she's not in the game???

[@TheRonaldNess]

The file is in the game. Nut just isn't yet.

[@nicolosebastiano6359]

@@TheRonaldNess oh okok thanks, well i hope she we'll be added soon

[@patrizek9247]

Nice, now for the skin section