Hitler and Eva Braun's Disturbing Wedding

For 14 years, Hitler refused to marry his mistress Eva Braun, fearing it would alienate his female fans. Toward the end of his reign, he changed his mind--but their wedding came with a sinister caveat.
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[@rpdboss123]

If only he got accepted in art school

[@amadocervantes4973]

Those art teacher literaly costed millions of lives. SAY THANKS. :/

[@akram8458]

Amado Cervantes the teachers don’t accept anyone. I would think it’s the art school board or smtng. But I could be wrong too 💀

[@darrenfreyauthor]

People keep saying that but his anger was there regardless. If that didn't set him off, something else would have.

[@SpotTheDot]

Nah he could’ve also died in the streets of Germany. But nooooo WW1 starts and he joins it and gains power

[@Hxoibrixks]

He would have been a famous or nobody painter

[@rojaaaa]

That woman had an odd taste in men.

[@terrikukla5017]

She probably didn't have alot of choice cause she knew too much and he would have her killed.

[@rojaaaa]

@@terrikukla5017 Yeah she was very young when she met Hitler. He was 40 and she was 17 if I remember correctly. Very young and very naive.

[@trosenthal3711]

*great taste in men

[@rojaaaa]

@@trosenthal3711 Your opinion makes no sense reading your name

[@DinorwicSongwriter]

he was the bad boy that conquered europe. millions of german women would have gladly taken her place.

[@robertbolivarr8363]

After WWII Art school accepted all the applicants.

[@no.2MCRfan]

69th like

[@Jeeyus]

100th like

[@robertbolivarr8363]

@@Jeeyus You got it.

[@philmstud2k]

LOL

[@adriannaada7574]

😆

[@proud2bpagan]

Brings whole new meaning to the saying "Marrying you is the *last* thing I wanna do"

[@zixianchen9901]

Woah this comment is underrated

[@mednahlys2407]

WOOWWWWWWW

[@thlee6281]

literally

[@TheUnforgiven59]

lol

[@melonie_peppers]

Lol ouch right? She was so brainwashed shame

[@lindaeasley4336]

" Her sister knew her relationship with Hitler was doomed " Even Helen Keller could see that

[@coryavila01]

LOL - good one. I got it. Wow, a whole year went by and no one made a comment? Well, here you go Linda! Good one!

[@lindaeasley4336]

@sanjay puranik someone needs to lighten up

[@noudsu7596]

😂😂😂 I love this

[@jeremyalmquist27]

Nailed it!

[@mlou9564]

Well, NO! Otherwise there won't be so many Nazis 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@sou_desu8587]

'she accidentally kissed his mustache instead of the lips'

[@yadi1588]

🤣😂

[@anawa7edminalnass206]

Yes sir

[@yatishk4664]

😁

[@i_trust_no_one1426]

XD 😂😂😂

[@killthebums]

"I was nobody till I put on the mustache"

[@codyleslie478]

"I will never marry! But you may remain my girlfriend" awe how romantic...

[@leanintoit1131]

Based

[@dyawr]

So priviledged 🥰🥰😂

[@stephaniealvarez1260]

🤣

[@crimson6952]

@@dyawr How

[@dyawr]

@@crimson6952 I was joking actually.

[@danielalexanderyt3232]

"She *shot herself in the chest* but didn't seriously injure herself."

[@c4g3dB34st]

That was true. She tried to commit suicide but missed all the vital organs

[@lookatdatsmile]

stormtrooper aim

[@BobBob-ys1xi]

@@lookatdatsmile storm trooper suicide

[@kobesimons4605]

Didn't his niece do the same thing?

[@Pieceoshi]

@@kobesimons4605 yeah,but she successfully killed herself

[@praveenliverpool]

After their short marriage,they are having one hell of a honeymoon.

[@PotatoOfDestiny1]

Praveen Anto Hell indeed.

[@philipsantini9467]

Chloe Martin Yeah no both of them deserve hell

[@brielle949]

His Majesty, George III So that makes him good then. Bad is bad so what’s your point.

[@KimmersIMJ]

@Chloe Martin if she worshipped him that much honestly she deserves it too are you kidding me??

Hahaha nice one

[@joscelineyeoh2520]

sees hitler and eva killing themselves: eh sees hitler's dog being forced to take the poison: WHAT THE FUCK

[@Morty90152]

Elly wow you are so edgy

[@coolcatkim22]

I'm sad the dog died but if you think about it, somebody would probably be petty enough to take out their hatred of Hitler on his dog. At least the dog presumably died with little pain to no pain.

[@NataliA-yr2go]

Kimberly Pearce being poisoned is extremely agonizing for dogs. they will vomit like crazy, they will bleed from the inside so they'll throw up blood. that dog didn't die without pain.

[@ruethefox]

daddy's girl that specific pill hitler used on his dog was made specifically with the purpose of killing almost instantly. Poisons can kill at different times depending on what poison it is. There are poisons that will kill a dog right away without it having internal bleeding whatsoever. Had Hitler not thought of the possibility of the soviets taking it out in Blondi and he most likekly would have never gone close to the thought of poisoning her. Hitler was an animal lover, forbade animal testing, and could not stand watching animal abuse, even in movies (it's said that whenever he was watching a movie with it, he would close his eyes and ears until it was over)

[@franceshelton5809]

Josceline Yeoh same here

[@vivianoshea1083]

So sad. She must have been totally obsessed with him.

[@annabarr1304]

Grooming

[@ForteExpresso]

She was a Gold digger who played tantrums and tried suicide twice for his petty attention U think 23 yr age gap is easier to ignore

[@ilduce4298]

@@ForteExpresso why did she stay with him till the end then??

[@ForteExpresso]

@@ilduce4298 becoz who else will marry Hitler's ex-mistress, and the allied forces perhaps could have taken out information about him out of her. There is a theory that they both went in hiding and those who were displayed for sucide were duplicates

[@ilduce4298]

@@ForteExpresso nobody knew who his mistress was

[@cards0486]

“Marry me before we commit suicide.” “Oh, ‘Dolphie, how can I say ‘no’?”

[@ginasellers3207]

😆 lol @ dolphie

[@bibleguy1207]

That's a lie.

[@thelightpost6056]

“Marry me before we commit suicide” “Oh, ‘Dolphie, how can I sa.. wait what”

[@bibleguy1207]

@@thelightpost6056 That's a lie. They both escaped.

[@thelightpost6056]

@@bibleguy1207 what you conspiracy nut

[@ImOldandSoAreMyBooks]

In 2018 we call that an unhealthy relationship.

[@ieo8446]

The relationship in itself wasn't unhealthy

[@chloemuhardjo8525]

Ok, if someone even considers dating some one like Hitler, they have bigger problems than their relationship.

[@PabloGonzalez-hv3td]

Yet he didn't force her

[@joeday397]

Yeah and "we" are so advanced and cultured now, that "we" call Bruce Jenner a woman.

[@joeday397]

@@chloemuhardjo8525 haha!yeah right,to this day almost every single woman on the planet is attracted to men in positions of *power* if they can get access to one....they dont care about age,color,morals,politics etc.I think it's just genetic.

[@fatkiller1000]

Eva braun:**picks flowers happily** The background music: **scary violins**

[@giovannitrumando]

A full grown Woman picking up flowers like she was an 8 years old little girl, find it awkward

[@ryukobestwaifu3319]

@@giovannitrumando gardeners:👁👄👁 Literally anyone with a garden: 😐 What’s wrong with picking flowers she probably putting them in her house as decoration

[@zorgivanov8685]

@@giovannitrumando get some help man

[@capteinnorway4011]

😅😅

[@tonmarinaxxzz]

@@giovannitrumando you can’t be serious. You can only pick flowers if you are a child.? What planet do u live on. Nothing more beautiful than flowers you have to be a soulless character

[@whatsnews6790]

R.I.P the dog, seemed like a good boy

[@rtc_twisted7952]

Girl and yes, I bet she was a good girl

[@dantearias2182]

The dog was from Gestapo

[@pixel6698]

What if the dog was Hitler's top advisor?

[@liljohn5070]

who’s a good boy

[@petermarx8090]

Blonndie

[@anitat9727]

"We're both pure Ayran and have no deformities/disease". Those are most cringy wedding vows I've ever heard

[@skycloud4802]

I think they both had a deformity of their thinking.

[@_hell_awaits_7748]

I've heard worse

[@undabableme2242]

It's called racism.

[@coolboy5428]

@@skycloud4802 no

[@elenajohnson6336]

Plus he had Parkinson’s so it was BS

[@melodylalala6586]

poor Blondie, had nothing to do with the nazi. RIP.

[@jasonr6342]

Melody Lalala nope nothing to do with oh other then being fucking hitlers girl like Jesus to say she has nothing to do with it is just a lie

[@MultiTomatojuice]

@@jasonr6342 bro blondie is the dog

[@jasonr6342]

MultiTomatojuice well fuck me then lol I didn’t know the dogs name but hey you don’t know man nazi dogs could be a problem lol

[@catholicracialist776]

@@jasonr6342 lol hahahahaha you stupid funny poopie

[@scoob1670]

@@jasonr6342lmao fkn nice try

[@animallanguage4271]

Yes, I care more about the dog.

[@chrisitl]

Don't listen to the comment before mine. Always care more about the dog.

[@zoometernal1234]

Aaaa not the dog

[@birdhunter6523]

Me too

[@NerfGuy48]

kyle the lol I can see you’re already a failure in life

[@najgarcia410]

@kyle the ..said by another failure in life..😒

[@kurutze]

Why does this channel insist on calling Eva Braun Hitler's "mistress"? She was his girlfriend, then fiancée and finally his wife.

[@mimitunesmelodiotictots7947]

Murica

[@rosswhitlock3025]

They have to demonize him because you know why

[@miaj8680]

@@rosswhitlock3025 Because he's a disgusting person, of course we should demonize him

[@herrada8872]

@@miaj8680 'cause u have no brain cells dude

[@herrada8872]

@Marie Marsee ow and what do u know about my choice of memes, tbh, im not even interseted in memes, enlighten me? Or did u stalk my channel? If so, too much blindness, i dont even watch/into memes. If about "no brain cells" it's just used by many XD (i wasnt even talking to u)

[@Kakkoii_ne]

Did you notice that the lady, being interviewed, said “Hitler’s hands were in a constant state agitation.” So, he was already suffering from Parkinson’s. I think people skipped over this detail.

[@silvanagonzalez8469]

Same Putin.

[@michael-angelo5268]

I was thinking about that and I realized it makes so much sense

[@scottrgood]

We all knew that, he would hide his hands behind his back frequently as you see in the videos.

[@nevermindmeijustinjectedaw9988]

he was constantly on hard drugs, too, could be both

[@crusitadewiwahyuni446]

@@silvanagonzalez8469 lol. Putin only moves his left hand because he is a former KGB. and his right hand holds a weapon inside his clothes. and move only the left hand. That's why the KGB was very quick if there was a threat against him. Almost all former KGB Walk just like putin

[@McHeisenburger]

3:21. Can we just talk about how bad her penmanship is real quick.

[@kristinarain9098]

S'just like moin

[@Plainsman1300]

Eva and Adolf lived out there lives in South America. The hitler skull suposedly proof of Hitlers death which the russians has was that of a woman.

[@TheMrExemplar]

Can we just talk about how fucking dumb you are?

[@themanwiththecrystaleyes464]

Name not found You have not seen mine yet... my teachers couldn’t make that shit out.

[@oi_its_corky]

You mean of the actress in the recreation?

[@Emjetzu]

This is disturbing

[@levijones1874]

See. And they said Anne frank was dead. This video is obviously propaganda. Shes alive and well. How ya doin lil Annie.

[@ironsharkz]

Jurgen, this one is undercooked!

[@AlimoHD41]

funne comming from you

[@karina_martinez420]

Hitler commented right before you did so now your comment is above his (not the actual hitler)

[@thegamershadowz-marcus8915]

Anne Frank may God rest on her soul

[@StanSwan]

I have to try that line, "I will never marry you but you may remain my girlfriend". Adolf was such a hopeless romantic. :)

[@dyawr]

🤣🤣🤣 You'll probably get punched in the face.

[@StanSwan]

@@dyawr My last girlfriend told me she loved me. I had a tear in my eye and said, I knew we had something special between us. I love me too.

[@reasonablyserious]

Maybe he was the true feminist icon of that time.

[@introverteddawg9805]

@@dyawr Not if he is high status enough.

[@flordelins2996]

Vdd

[@monalisaachalla7274]

It broke my heart that he killed the dog 🙄

[@alitlweird]

I know, Right?? Blondi would be about 80 years old today if he hadn’t killed her. 💔

[@borisboris3256]

What about the millions of other people that died?🙄

[@chiefrabbischlomosteinberg4953]

For absolutely no reason at all...

[@NAConen]

@@borisboris3256 I think s/he is just talking about this particular video

[@liampoog4276]

@@alitlweird blondi would've died a few years ago

[@janakakumara3836]

He tested the poison on his best friend, blondie. note to self: do no be the best friend of a narcissistic psychopath.

[@adyr940]

*Blondi (also he was a pet dog)

[@kevper0918]

You should look up what psychopaths do. They don’t get girlfriends in secret for 14 years

[@amateoer]

He was a dog and not a human

[@pizdanpula223]

Real Psychotaths are the people in power in US ! ;)

[@someone-wh2rb]

Stalin, right.

[@justaguy864]

Worst Honeymoon EVER.

[@ambientacademy]

Just A Guy right? Ughhh

[@paulrogers9511]

@Just a guy Doubt it.......I had to bring my mother in law.

[@mranonymous8725]

Argentina is a good place for a honeymoon 😏

[@jubalcalif9100]

And they never even got to see Niagra Falls. Bummer !

[@scienceexplains302]

What did they mean that Braun/Hitler’s relationship was doomed? It lasted the rest of their lives 😉

[@SR-iy4gg]

Brain?

[@scienceexplains302]

@@SR-iy4gg thanks ... corrected to Braun

[@oscarmartinez3186]

@@scienceexplains302 brain

[@ay3958]

HAHAHAHAHA YOU SAID BRAIN

[@misscoconut2801]

b r a i n

[@allys744]

I don’t think anyone would follow hitler’s logic: “I don’t want to marry you, you shall remain as my girlfriend. But when we DO marry, we shall die together the next day.”

[@arcticridge]

of course when you need subtitles it's not fucking available

[@maxiBianca]

Honestly

[@politicoswaff]

arcticridge they cannot give accurate subtitles of Hitler lest people learn the truth.

[@milascave2]

Hitler, with subtitles: "I hate my life almost as much as I hate Eva Braun and that stupid dog. This is my chance to take care of all three problems.:

[@adrianortiz6640]

Duuuude right!

[@Jo-chilin]

Right?

[@Hoodwinkle]

I'm losing brain cells by reading some of these comments.

[@RandomPersonsOpinion]

Kylie Hood lol comment copycat

[@The_Primary_Axiom]

Kylie Hood Awwww what generous and sweet guy he was. He's definitely in heaven. He wouldn't hurt a fly.

[@yeeter2669]

sinkiy What a random and nonsensical comment, that literally doesn't relate to anything said in this thread.

[@magrnyx3657]

Kylie Hood Same

[@realmakiluvr]

kk ss that's the joke. He/she was meaning it as in the original comment was implying that some of these comments are dumb so they commented something stupid.

[@MartinDRand]

That guy who married them was not a priest. He was a public official named Wagner, qualified to perform marriages. He was in the civilian people's army and plucked off the street to do the marriage, then sent back to die.

[@Urcinamongurl]

Where were they send to

[@FC-hj9ub]

If he's unmarried, that makes her his gf, not mistress? Eva also regretted her relationship but she was addicted to him

[@plsarguewithme2665]

i mean he was practically married to the state and his people

[@SRose-vp6ew]

When you have "relations" with someone besides your wife you are having "relations" with a mistress and not just an innocent relationship with a girlfriend.

[@aliciaerwin8280]

You don't have to be married to have a mistress.any woman in a secret relationship married or not is a mistress.

[@seanlankstead2081]

She was his companion but she was not officially his girlfriend because he never had one to stay an attractive bachelor(his reasoning!).

[@MrBlack-wt5er]

@@SRose-vp6ew He was never married till that day, she was a mistress not to put her identity out there in the middle of a world war....

[@KellerCRD]

Half the comments are about losing brain cells reading the comments....come on people try to be original

[@ChristUponus]

ckeller 89 You're contradicting yourself

[@asyouwish6633]

Understanding these comments has made me lose half my hair follicles.

[@linaleskovec9695]

How are they gonna be original if they lost their brain cells

[@lookatmetenderly]

Lina 7 i-

[@jennifernunez1443]

What is your original thoughts?

[@ajdndjfhakrhrbrign4435]

I’m losing brain cells listening to people talk about losing brain cells...

[@Feitono]

Ur talking about losing brain cells

[@william30125]

Ajdndjf Hakrhrbrign just to be correct there is no thing as ”brain cells” they are nerve cells.

[@SaulMejia-ih2kx]

Thank god we’re only reading then

[@eggrollsoup]

Roni nerve cells are brain cells

[@NautilusSSN571]

I'm losing brain cells seeing you lose brain cells over people talking about losing brain cells.

[@sashsubliminals2938]

watching this in berlin. twelve minutes from where this happened. jesus

[@ani.b.268]

Oh no.

[@riverskipworth2657]

I’ve read there’s a supermarket above the bunker.

[@garyr7027]

Look out your window, you might see their ghost walking around.

[@Urcinamongurl]

Does it have an airy feeling

[@muhammadtasleemghosi2812]

Omg 😂

[@hidatti]

He fulfilled her wish. What a kind man he was.

[@Gavalixy]

😂

[@KingDice.]

Ya think

[@rcbaseicha1997]

Yeah he is my only Idol of our generation

[@RHDarklife]

We need him now more than ever

[@1Jason]

Exactly. He had a good heart.

[@rbeckhoff89]

He's alive ,and sells soup in manhattan.

[@bdawggification]

Richard Beckhoff No soup for you!!

[@meggriffin3993]

Richard Beckhoff that means he would be 128 years old

[@rbeckhoff89]

Also don't remind him of his age ,he'll say ..."No Soup for you!"

[@camelnat]

Richard Beckhoff LMAO good one

[@keineahnung5793]

Richard Beckhoff chicken soup with matzah balls?

[@rueb3864]

Am I supposed to feel bad for her? Cause I don’t

[@samaranova05]

Timothy Dankmemerson you okay bud? you seem upset

[@isabellerolon1736]

@Timothy Dankmemerson i can smell the bait from here

[@rueb3864]

Timothy Dankmemerson cheers Timothy that totally changed my view on it thanks for the input bud

[@berca6420]

@@samaranova05 it is a dumb movement

[@AustonMatthewsFitnessOfficial]

@@jarheadmstr Colonial Europeans in North America killed well over 6 million people

[@antonioiglesias2092]

"I'll be your hilter, if you will be my Eva Brown". Its like Bonnie and Clyde.

[@raeganmoore7914]

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[@dakotaa.7100]

I said this to my crush... She called the police and I’m not surprised.

[@user-tn7zh9rx3j]

God no stop

[@NechamaGluck]

Only if bonnie and clyde also committed genocide, so no, its not like bonnie and clyde.

[@genzhours9466]

More like Veronica and JD

[@samurai2k455]

I feel bad for blondie she didn't want to be a part of this

[@gaymermoment]

He* Blondi*

[@augwa5645]

@@gaymermoment she

[@romyphilippe]

I have my finals tomorrow and I have legit lost half of my brain cells because of this comment section.

[@romyphilippe]

wow someone's bitter. Gee.

[@NagglingAboutMeaninglessly]

James Blair Dont be salty.

[@karlak2977]

Romy Philippe I hope you pasted your finals!

[@romyphilippe]

Karla k thanks! I did!

[@juliamacias3419]

LMAO ME TOO

[@rabidmario219]

Comment section: 59% Stupid comments 39% People complaining about stupid comments 2% Some person giving false statistics about the comment section?

[@j0nnyism]

King Gallo Loco gaming hey all my comments have been perfectly balanced and fair. Im very objective and dont judge someone on other peoples opinions.

[@evielovesrocknroll]

King Gallo Loco gaming Lol!

[@HeyitsBri_]

BigBlackClocks the irony just flew straight over your head. Read 2% again

[@kepecos]

Well ya lol

[@michaelt9443]

BigBlackClocks it does

[@davehoward22]

sitting in a bunker being shelled round the clock,then committing suicide has to be the grimmest honeymoon ever.

[@Emiliapocalypse]

Now the poisoning of the dog makes sense. Had always heard he poisoned Blondi, but it seemed strange to me that someone who was so hateful could care for an animal in his final moments. But now I know he was testing the efficacy of his poison, and that makes a lot more sense.

[@santiagocardozo4390]

He put the poison on Blondi bcs he feared what the soviets could make to his dog, think about it

[@palanisamysaravanan1656]

@@santiagocardozo4390 that guy wouldn't any sympathy anyway.

[@user-ns3cy9zg4n]

@Lagarto Verde he did

[@user-ns3cy9zg4n]

Nope, the Soviets would torture her.

[@user-ns3cy9zg4n]

@@augwa5645 dont know. Dont know either why did the soviets rpd and mrdrd women and children in Germany. Are you even sane to ask those obvious questions of yours?

[@jayhallman6666]

I’m watching this in Berlin, 16 min from where it happened. Kinda wicked.

[@Superf103]

It 15.28

[@arnoldhernandez1910]

Dam.

[@keiththomas3141]

Wow ... That must be bizarre.

[@md.anisurrahman9091]

Wo!

[@MichaTicho]

I watched "Der Untergang" at the Sony Center on Potsdamer Platz when it first came out. Only when we exited the cinema did it occur to me that it had all taken place only a few hundred yards away from where we were.

[@demonheadxx4410]

Me: time to go to bed! Internet: 😈

[@noelanoelanoelanoelanoela]

it's 4 am here i-

[@morimori7456]

if only he had a loving father....

[@Nil-pb7sf]

This enraged his father who punished him severely

[@coryavila01]

I wonder how much of this could be self hatred. He knew he was part Jewish and we all know how he feels about the Jewish folk.

[@josededios5063]

@@Nil-pb7sf lol

[@kelvyquayo]

Everyone has a loving Father knowable through Christ.... but we reject Him.. and we are lost..

[@prettylatanix]

@@kelvyquayo Exactly!

[@TGentong]

“Petition to god to revive blondie”

[@sophiawilson3097]

I sign

[@ishanpareek2188]

I sign too

[@sol._1]

sign me in

[@gbriezla]

@@sophiawilson3097 its blondi

[@sophiawilson3097]

@@gbriezla ?

[@ohyeahyeah4267]

Why was this in my recommend? ...oh well might as well watch it

[@moralcoach717]

Nazi porn in your browsing History?

[@ryanjones7681]

Terrible profile pic.

[@ohyeahyeah4267]

Teddy Bear son of a bitch, how did they know?!

[@Feitono]

Why do I keep seeing u I may finnaly infect u

[@Feitono]

@@moralcoach717 you learn something new everyday

[@spawnoftacobell1644]

Most people want a rich guy or a guy with a nice personality but Eva wanted a guy who couldn’t shave

[@lindacosta3381]

Lol:)😂😂😂

[@ankitasuman7]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@miguelcelocia6017]

lol.thats funny

[@juditlow7621]

And didn't have a heart. It says a lot about us who we fall in love with.

[@aeternavictrix7861]

Comment section seems to forget “history is written by the victor” Also “History is a set of lies that people have agreed upon” - Napoleon

[@preyalneupane1296]

By Victor's you mean the people oppressed by bunch of fascist and imperialist

[@reasonablyserious]

@@preyalneupane1296 the allies were oppressed by the nazis, that's weird phrasing. And people constantly lie to others and themselves, so there has to be left room for some error

[@Petroswulf]

They lived happily ever after in Argentina !

[@chuckkottke]

The blue meanies from the yellow submarine went there! "Max, where will we go? Argentina!"

[@mikeforte7585]

Hitler's health was bad ..I don't know how he would have made it to Argentine much less had a meaningful life with her and managed to stay out of sight from his enemies...just a thought..

[@Tsav69]

@@mikeforte7585 what if the "bad health" was no more than an act to solidify his escape plan without people thinking twice?

[@RTStx1]

True our government in the US knew and just admitted it a few years ago.....

[@marcusmay5461]

Yeap

[@CrystalSmith-uk6hd]

Hitler: Hey Eva I'm thinking I'm gonna have to kill myself to get out of this mess! Eva: Ok cool. Guess I'll kill myself too. Hitler: Wow! Eva you'd really do that for me? Eva: Of course! Remember that time you said you'd never marry me so I said I was going to kill myself so I shot myself in the boob? Hitler: Oh yeah. Haha! Good times! So while were on the topic you wanna get hitched? Eva: Really? Oh my gawd I thought this day would never come. Hitler: Either did I! But since I'm about to die in a few days I'm thinking it's time I finally commit to this relationship.

[@lizzyjohnson1152]

* claps *

[@bobsaget190]

+Lizzy Johnson are you part of the phandom? (I am)

[@coryavila01]

Yeah, that would have to have been an awkward conversation. Would have loved to be the proverbial fly on the wall in that room.

[@andreakumar2984]

Dying of laughter

[@marianasucks8087]

How tf did someone fall in love with Hitler but I can't even get a guy to look at me...fml

[@eleanor9782]

marianasucks money

[@starsof6th822]

Ill look at you!

[@asyouwish6633]

It is the mustache

[@asyouwish6633]

But come on, nobody can resist the 'stache

[@uglyafowoo7733]

@@jamesbhollingsworth3800 shut up

[@babban1988]

The only thing he didn't like about Eva was her last name 😂 Wrong color

[@DarkDeo21]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@augwa5645]

Oof

[@behornedhorse4913]

The German army had many black people.

[@behornedhorse4913]

Germany was less racist to black people than the US.

[@grippatherippa3909]

@Romeo ????

[@_Patton_Was_Right]

"WE DEFEATED THE WRONG ENEMY!" Patton was murdered for speaking the truth

[@rgzzz3375]

true

[@NoonyJW]

Nah that took care of itself in 1990

[@swarajkar3086]

@@NoonyJW Nope! The cancer spread badly. Cuba, Vietnam, Laos, North Korea and now the People's Republic of China which is a big threat.

[@lindacosta5688]

Patton was an American and he hated what the Nazis did. He was disgusted by what the Germans did, so don’t put a great man on the same level as these animals. He did, however, respect Germany’s culture and history. And he feared that the Communists would pose a greater threat to humanity. Which is why he said that quote. Patton had good reason to fear communism, but after 6 long years of war, neither America or England wanted to confront Stalin. Everyone wanted to go home and enjoy some semblance of peace

[@margaretneanover3385]

Maybe..or behind it..wow

[@ashxx3755]

My cat farted.

[@ronaldgraham4587]

Omg that must smell bad

[@ashxx3755]

Ronald Graham it did

[@morganick]

Why did this make me laugh so much??? XD

[@ashxx3755]

lillmissm00rgiemoo hmm idk 😂

[@citrus-dude1425]

Lol

[@AnimalsAndReports]

Did they honestly think they were Romeo and Juliet?! Grotesque They signed as pure Arian blood - what ignorance! No one, absolutely no one, is pure anything!!!

[@sophian9105]

AnimalsAndReports The only thing pure that they were was evil!

[@TheDJKILLIN]

AnimalsAndReports he was the good guy.

[@franceshelton5809]

AnimalsAndReports his grandparents were Jewish

[@pallama2255]

Sophie N Eva wasn't. She didn't exactly partake in the war but she stayed by Hitler's sidez

[@TheDJKILLIN]

The Comeback Kid why so many likes on a wrong statement?

[@patriciahayes7315]

She looks like the girl on the Swiss Miss hot chocolate boxes.

[@patriciahayes7315]

@Daniel Rodriguez No, they won't because she's a blond, blue-eyed European white woman. Those ladies are never "canceled". ;)

[@yolakin8210]

Having a relationship with a nasty person will eventually ruin your own.

[@rick3747]

Correct as most people are nasty so solitude is your best friend.

[@forblianonym9642]

She was evil already, he just brought it out in her? Sick ppl flock to eachother :)

[@draweasyawithdada782]

How he is nasty?

[@jubalcalif9100]

As Forrest Gump would say, "Nasty is as nasty does....." :-(

[@rhyfelwrDuw]

She wasn't his mistress because neither were married and they weren't having an affair for the same reason! They were (to use the modern parlance) partners!

[@thepoet9253]

Cerdd_Wen Boyfriend and Girlfriend basically

[@zyzzzane185]

Eddie 'JaggSauce' Gluskin tf are you talking about?

[@vsilvia1906]

one would say, Eva was Hitler's bae

[@jamesgentry13]

Cerdd_Wen friends with benefits

[@nestility288]

Cerdd_Wen They also were Nazis

[@kirislack3160]

to the people who are sad about the dog being killed, don't be. if they hadn't killed it, she would've been kidnapped and raped by the soviets. the poison they used to kill her was painless and almost instant. she died a fairly quick death

[@sher1411]

Exactly you have good EQ , this was the real reason I think

[@veronicavance8171]

The dog wouldve been raped ????? Why

[@dhoehwi]

Diana Taran I think they meant that they hated even the innocence just because they were from Germany

[@The_Food_Police]

This comment implies that a dog would be raped by full grown Soviet men

[@ohhCoOlStOrYbRoO]

Kat it’s true . They would’ve raped the dog

[@CrypTales007]

is mind-blowing to learn this man was so loved and cared by his mother.I did not imagine he had loving caregiver. Usually, the trauma in childhood makes people become bad but in this case the unconditional love and kindness from mother gave him wings and a feeling of almightiness/power over the world, well-appreciated charisma and fearless of public speech...it proves my belief that ALL that is too much can be bad/poison, even too much good can cause harm...Even if parents love their kids we still must instill in them from a young age the feelings of empathy towards other humans and kindness to all life on Earth. These values are crucial from age 1 and forward, repeat them every day. Do not make them feel too much on top of the world and the center of all things...tell them: you are unique and kind and I love you no matter what but there are limits and your happiness stops where the others' suffering starts. Respect all life on earth, no matter how big or small is. You are not special, I am not special but everyone is unique and we all need love

[@AtticusDenzil]

well you woke liberal fascists would never understand it so

[@LukeLovesRose]

You dont know anything about this man. You been fed a bunch of Marxist bulls*** in school. This man was trying to save Europe. He did rise above the abuse he got from his father. He became the greatest leader Europe had ever had

[@shadowxtreme8369]

this reminds me of Death note 😂! Light and Misa being obsessed with him.

[@augwa5645]

And him using her and manipulating her foolishness

[@shadowxtreme8369]

@@augwa5645 exactly!

[@sarahc8203]

Bro…wait a minute…you did something there..

[@TheBlaqSpiderman]

OH MY GOD🤯

[@TheBlaqSpiderman]

I genuinely just realized that

[@dlynn101]

Hitler's female admirers? Lol. Wow. Whatever kind of crazy you can think of, it's already been done.

[@emiliaryan2108]

you’d be surprised, there are actual admirers of modern day serial killers still today

[@gregmikulewicz2038]

Just for information. When I was in Russia, I was told that there was no Eva.

[@harrisn3693]

And alot of Americans praise and cuck for Obama even though he committed war crimes against Libya, Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan.

[@odysseusrex5908]

Oh, he had loads of them. Since he kept Eva a secret, he would get loads of letters from women offering to be his wife/mistress/girlfriend.

[@jacquest888]

@@athanasios6186 give the link or info

[@Inamichan]

I didn’t think I could hate hitler more but the fact that he tested poison on his dog takes the cake.

[@zenawarrior7442]

If you love your animal no way could you do that 😬😪😥🐕

[@drym3943]

It was either that or the gun.

[@Inamichan]

@@drym3943 test it on another human. Clearly he wasn’t above killing humans.

[@drym3943]

@@Inamichan the dog was dead anyways

[@whyparkjiminnotridejimin]

That was the best option

[@RealXFool]

While in art school I met a guy who said: I don't know what I would do if I didn't get in.... - I think I know.

[@aleksandarveljanoski5671]

I'm just confused on why people feel sympathy for this.

[@susanclark8578]

Cuz the doggo was innocent.

[@weebpotato2366]

The dog that’s why not the people

[@kayvan671]

@Samuel Gosein Loyalty? As a German, i can laugh at your comment. Loyalty to this man had cost us Millions of Lives.

[@frgwyn3760]

@@kayvan671 and the dog

[@over2seeyer]

Blondie was best doggo, RIP

[@silly5905]

Top 10 Sad Anime Endings

[@minisugar3536]

Ryan Worstell Lol😂

[@xxqueenxiexx1314]

Mini Sugar ARRRMY

[@minisugar3536]

queenzie HELLOOOOO

[@alexkrieger3263]

Ryan Worstell what is it special snowflake, are you triggered

[@nelimany415]

Ryan Worstell you fuck off

[@mubasharhassan1211]

I feel rlly rlly sad for the dog the scene touched my heart

[@NS-rk9sm]

The real life Harley Quinn and the Joker

[@prussiathemakerofaus2939]

Bruh

[@cluelessandcurious5277]

No way sis

[@whippedfornct3179]

how....

[@100bwomp]

um no. joker hated harley and used her and abused her. read a comic dont watch garbage suicide squad

[@mattnaslund8615]

No.

[@juanitacoleman7700]

These comments are decreasing my intelligence more than those kid's unboxing videos.

[@thehobocommune7030]

So much I think you've accidentally joined them.

[@thepsychocybe7078]

Doubt you had much intelligence if you parrot the same thing 100 people before you already said.

[@shinebrightlikeadoitsu1120]

Juanita Coleman 666 likes huh?

[@whatservicetojoin8593]

*OWN GUNS ! Own Guns U must own guns ! Nazis took over countries because people did not own guns ! If only they owned guns like Americans in Republican States like Montana ! That wood have prevented Holocaust !*

[@alanpeterson6224]

Whatservice Tojoin: Learn to speel Ingish.

[@chedee-chedirichardson9019]

R.I.P. Blondie 💛

[@whatservicetojoin8593]

*OWN GUNS ! Own Guns ! U must own guns ! Nazis took over countries because people did not own guns ! If only they owned guns like Americans in Republican States like Montana ! That wood have prevented Holocaust !*

[@fohbuuihbuihjbijnjknjjknji9815]

Whatservice Tojoin Wtf

[@fohbuuihbuihjbijnjknjjknji9815]

I hope you’re trolling. man

[@fohbuuihbuihjbijnjknjjknji9815]

Joseph Mingle but it is proven in great detail that there was one

[@fohbuuihbuihjbijnjknjjknji9815]

Joseph Mingle you fucking historian

[@tommyvallontv4190]

Very dark and macabre but wildly romantic.

[@yunusemre-gp1mn]

i shall never marry, but u may remain my girlfriend thats alpha male right there

[@Vydio]

Nope, it's a hypocrite. What a shame Germans were such dopes.

[@fasyaindira4109]

Really

[@refiloe1687]

Also shows lack of self value in the women. Especially if marriage is the end goal for her. She settled.

[@johnnyfuxx6808]

"fuckbuddies" with other words :)) iha

[@derekdsouza8631]

Lol

[@dlynn101]

the dog's name was spelled Blondi, not Blondie

[@bruhmomentum1994]

"Grammar nazi"😂😂

[@chriswainwright8759]

What happened to blondie

[@radofficial4672]

What's Blondie famous for.. Atomic? No.. Heart of Glass ? How about the Tied is Low..

[@MxmdAmn]

As if you were there when the dog got that name ...

[@suyai7772]

bruh momentum Language grammar* and that’s on being american

[@FadiAntwan]

I think my IQ got decreased by half just through reading the comments here...

[@orlandoducati]

Fadi Antwan There are a lot of people who say that he never died in Germany and tons of documents to say he was in Argentina. A lot of Nazi regime party members were found in Argentina.

[@Gesundheit888]

He was a politician throughout his whole life, who lived and died for his country and his people. Does one really believe that he fled to Argentina and worked a little mom and pop store for another 40 years and never got involved in politics again? Besides, his health was failing in 1945. He would never have lived that long. He left a fare well speech which says basically that he will rise again which is pretty much happening now. He believed in the life here after, in Valhalla.

[@markusteetlaus764]

Fadi Antwan He made Germany great in 12 years, Merkel fucked it up with less than 5 years

[@DivineStar144]

Markus Teetlaus OMG...YOU MEAN 12 yrs of LITERALLY LIVING IN HELL ON EARTH... 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[@markusteetlaus764]

Living in paradise on earth...

[@monicapyle]

Lookie there. Not a cell phone in sight. Eva and her boy, Adolph, just living in the moment.

[@ealswytheangelicrealms]

Some dogs in Germany were in concentration camps and tore prisoners apart for the amusement of the guards. A camp survivor told me in 1965 that every time he sees a German Shepard dog he would like to shoot the dog because it brings back memories of seeing his little brother torn apart by one of those dogs.

[@travelerforever8849]

@Chechen_Natsoc many truth diluted since its 77 years ago but dogs were used by certain sadistic guard. Mind you only sadistic guards. Not all like that.

[@nonameisaname8480]

I did nazi that coming. Did Jew?

[@generalcyanide3602]

This is Cincinnati Hospital I'd like to inform you that you have killed this user from lack of brain cells after reading this joke. We hope you are happy

[@generalcyanide3602]

But seriously that joke made me füherious.

[@adriangutz]

Lmao

[@ledzeppiewho4505]

haha

[@misctoast]

Stolen joke

[@theunknowncommenter3444]

(after reading comments) Farewell brain cells, it was nice knowing you

[@pandaexpress7673]

The UnknownCommenter I should have known when I read your comment...

[@mysterywhtgrl]

I should've listened to your comment. So many idiots In the comments, I don't think I can't handle it.

[@thepsychocybe7078]

Doubt all 500 of you saying the exact same thing with slight varying degrees had many to begin with.

[@dezalan437]

ThePsychocybe they are Brainwashed sheeple

[@nemodapimpfish]

This is filthy propoganda

[@samsepiol05590]

No it’s not. Fox is filthy propaganda though.

[@rswpt]

there are inteligence reports that he actually escaped to argentina, and one of his doubles was killed and burned to foul the allied troops

[@WalesRebel]

Which reports? And wait... he didn’t suicide? :0

[@hitchdick304]

Came here for wedding ideas.

[@aleahtaylor9796]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kerrimuir1]

😂 🤣 😂

[@ginasellers3207]

And they said romance was dead. 😆😆😆

[@jcsgodmother]

I thought it was too dark. But maybe it was appropriate given the suicide pact. What do you think?

[@kezhiahnebula]

Bro 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@manuelluis5456]

"they sleep in different beds" maybe he was gay

[@parisholt2726]

No u dumbass they slept in different beds because back then people were not supposed to sleep in the same bed if they were not married

[@Sennmut]

By that point, I doubt he could have managed, either way.

[@kimberlyterasaki4843]

And maybe he was also Jewish. *rolls eyes* Gay people were killed during the Holocaust and targeted by Nazis before and since. Not everyone who doesn't have sex with women is gay. He may have been asexual, more likely he was insanely straightlaced about "propriety."

[@manuelluis5456]

They had 4 children together : went to live to New York as refugees , and changed names in order to be protected , as many others thousands of nazi byproducts - all the entire American Continent ( Brasil , Argentina , Chile , ) - one was still alive and well and his house was full of the most rich nazi memorabilia one could find in the States : their grandchildren went TOTAL oblivion by the winds of history and became regular U.S. cityzens ,,, not involved in politics .

[@manuelluis5456]

Pewpopss ! ... /... , may be he didn't liked others to contest its sexual choices . But anyways ,they both had 4 children together ,,, whom went to live to U.S.A after the war and changed their names and l.D's. l don't think they were a separated [ bed] progeny . .[ even if they slept in diferents beds ] .

[@calebcustombricks2631]

Still a better love story than twilight

[@factationwithinformation]

Stop

[@Ab-xu9dj]

She was beautiful and still young,it's sad that she decided to follow him,she should of saved herself,sad.

[@Urcinamongurl]

She believes in his ideology too. Dontllay The age card

[@Rainezs]

It was her own decision. Nothing wrong with that

[@elexisintrovertedsloth2648]

I’m so confused in school they said he shot himself and he was alone in a room?

[@531ff]

Bang me

[@editsforlife3202]

He first shot his dig then his wife and then himself. I guess you are from the USA?

[@editsforlife3202]

@frank hargreaves I meant dog😂 but this version would be very funny! I meant the person whose teacher told them he shot himself alone, because the USA has one of the worst school systems. I'm surprised that you learn anything about Hitler suicide

[@jasonposton9458]

Control the education and you control the nation.

[@conversationtosaurusrex]

@NEVER TRUST A COMMUNIST Wow, you seem to have no signs of intelligent life.

[@raliixaviero4674]

In the opening, I swear that’s the hill where Julie Andrews sang The Sound of Music

[@AtulyaPaul]

I thought the same thing! That hill looked familiar!

[@vena6481]

NEVER TRUST A COMMUNIST That’s a rather...dodgy stereotype. Many straight males love musicals lmao.

[@shianism2772]

'Disturbing' ? Really?

[@kellyyork3898]

Even in a suicide pack death, they have to describe what the woman was wearing. Unreal.

[@fbi8801]

I don’t see a problem with that

[@AyDotHam]

I don’t really see the problem. People describe what Michael Jackson wore in the Thriller music video, so what. They were giving you detail to help you imagine it better. I’m a women, there’s nothing wrong with saying what someone is wearing.

[@Xezlec]

A typical woman from that time period would probably *want* us to talk about what she was wearing, actually.

[@michaelmichael2382]

Its an once in lifetime moment

[@noahburns6042]

What do you mean by this?

[@pyromania1018]

The Brauns were an unlucky family, and are now extinct: Gretl's daughter committed suicide after her boyfriend died in a car accident; and Ilse had no kids.

[@tzortizious]

Gretl had a son which from her second husband... And Ilse also had a son i believe step son from her husband.

[@Joeyblondewolf2]

Wasn't there a movie based on their relationship??

[@Arttective]

I think it's Downfall

[@dakotaa.7100]

@@Arttective I cried when they suicided

[@bryannab7566]

@@dakotaa.7100 Umm???

[@dakotaa.7100]

@@bryannab7566 Yes ;-; you heard me right

[@Tearglass]

@@dakotaa.7100 ok but like why

[@mmcq3360]

They went to Argentina. He was a coward and she must have been insane!

[@SR-iy4gg]

LOL They killed themselves. What's with you folks and the conspiracy theories?

[@jasdeepsingh7874]

Well he served in WW1 in the thick of the action and received the iron cross and was reportedly a brave soldier so he definitely wasn’t a coward.

[@augwa5645]

@@jasdeepsingh7874 he killed himself to avoid failure. He was a coward

[@augwa5645]

@Grace Boucher that is true that the allies wouldnt have given him a nice life from there actually- but he was a coward. bit standard to add that honestly

[@cns3433]

@Grace Boucher anyone who kills himself to avoid taking responsibility is a huuuuuge coward. Nothing else. Idgaf about a mEdAL

[@sayyer10]

Why is this documentary abruptly cut when I am starting to focus with excitement?

[@johnnyreggae969]

The trouble about history is it is written by the winners

[@vini7vince424]

Its of course true, but in wich connection to this video, you mean that the history is written by the winners?

[@datdang9113]

exactly, people in this comment section don't know anything about their relationship but speak about it with scorn. Maybe he didn't marry her because he couldn't, he might want the German people to think that he was the man of dedication to only his country, not anything else. So calling it terrible and even disturbing while not having any idea about it is an act of ignorance

[@thesharkjaw3135]

@@datdang9113 Exactly.

[@imnotadunmeryouare9010]

The guy was evil tho if people who survived the death camps can vouch for it than it’s not a problem here.

[@luvee659]

The US won the war and no one praise them today do they?

[@robinfontijn8562]

Help, im on the weird side again

[@chuckkottke]

But it's so intriguing, here's this innocent girl picking flowers...

[@wickandde]

That dog did not deserve that fate 😭

[@kid--presentable]

If the Russians had of got the dog it would have been much worse

[@sheilarichardson1251]

It's "fuhrer", not "furor" The Smithsonian should hire a proofreader.

[@randomtyp3787]

Sheila Richardson Well, it is actually “Führer”.

[@Disedinel]

@@randomtyp3787 He talks about spelling am sure

[@gaymermoment]

And the dog was Blondi