Smoke on the water (The Bazaar)

[@richogerheide7291]

No idea when us KZbin Andys will ever be blessed with post-patch content, but I will be patiently waiting for the day

[@doftly]

I just want to know his reaction to the devs crows nest comment 😭

[@OMGLOLHAXPWN]

@@doftlywhat was the comment?

[@TrueKiwi]

​@@OMGLOLHAXPWN"we're just gonna keep nerfing crows nest till northernlion stops drafting it" or something to that effect lol

[@lazycedi22]

@@OMGLOLHAXPWN the dev said "Gonna keep nerfing it (Crow's nest) until Northernlion drafts something different" lol

[@litapd311]

the commenters will wait patiently for 25 turns before beginning their assault

[@rythespyguy7718]

I watched this live and thought “I’m gonna be livid at myself for having already watched this when it comes out on KZbin.” Here we are

[@TwoDementedGuys]

One must imagine chatters pogging

[@minislag]

When did it go live?

[@cesardiazjr8233]

@@minislagdecember 20th it’s in the description, the bazaar backlog is crazy.

[@Zaxophone32]

That’s what you get for turning your back on the KZbin Andys and becoming a chatter

[@donkeykong315]

@@cesardiazjr8233. It’s gonna take forever to get out of the dooley meta 😭

[@josephmahar8809]

I see my plank and walk it I upgrade my ship and paint it I check the skills and skip it I am the chocolate I worship

[@scottbourg8741]

+2

[@josephmahar8809]

@@scottbourg8741 He came to me with gumballs in his hand I didn't ask him

[@CEddyAV19]

Jabalians are cool but there's more things in life Like painting your ship every fucking night

[@wanderingfIame]

+2

[@xenogenesis9631]

+2 Deathgrips reference

[@ZachariahCruse]

4:41 My two year old son when I hand him a cheese stick exactly like he asked for.

[@GH-un9uz]

Too real it hurts +2

[@dr.backflip5160]

+2

[@ChocoStats]

Chocolate statistics. Spoiler . . . . . . . . . . NL was offered the chocolate eating contest 7 times this run He took it 3 times (42.9%) 1 time he took Bronze-tier, 2 times he purchased Gold-tier In total, he ate 5 Bronze and 10 Gold chocolates, spending 20 gold on chocolate throughout the run Eating chocolate gave him 350 flat health. After percentage health changes, chocolates gave 342.5 max health (9.3% of final health) Notes: In chocolate parkour civilization, NL jumps for the gold

[@karlgerg2626]

authism

[@lol_extea]

Jumps for gold, fails the jump, type A chatters in shambles.

[@river7493]

Willy or Willy not eat it this time

[@sagecolvard9644]

He took it under 50%. Character Development.

[@tedesco7219]

At 7:00 when he sold the spiked shield, it didn't actually buff anything because he didn't move the rifle into the leftmost position Type A moment

[@radarhead82]

Why is spiked shield the exception to the usual rule of "leftmost"?

[@weirdbug_]

idk its dumb can't blame him too hard for that one​@@radarhead82

[@lukalissimo]

@@radarhead82 because it says "item" and its a non specific, when its shield or weapon it works as you would think, still a weird interaction, should just get the first item from left that can receive either buff

[@Subsistence69]

10:48 the most gargantuan lie that was ever told. It obviously brings him IMMENSE pleasure 15:17 NL looks himself in the mirror

[@fedorkochemasov4533]

28:24 yuuge clamera cooldown reduction!

[@thomasbotts5815]

My heart hurts for the sniper.

[@kralevic3297]

I especially love how he moved the silencer!

[@KaikiIsTaken]

For anyone in the future who likes Crow's Nest, it has been nerfed and according to the game creator it will continue being nerfed until NL tries something else :)

[@Xartimus]

36:34 Mr Krabs glaring out the window of the Krusty Krab

[@christopherangstadt926]

+2

[@YungVDD]

The actual biggest nerf this patch is the characters not saying their voicelines after every fight anymore

[@joeyd9351]

I paint my ship red, but I don't use paint, and I'm a Jebalian. Therefore, what attribute common in Jebalians have I lost?

[@bricknick5095]

you are no longer a pacifist, I'm afraid

[@derpaboopderp1286]

Jaballian puzzlist

[@ColevLost]

You no longer have those tusks, right?

[@mathbookhero]

Fuck dude im so bad at crosswords. Fuckin beans maybe? They have red ones and most Jebalians prefer piggles i guess

[@sn5806]

I paint with my shit, but it's red?

[@kevinsun7617]

45 seconds ago? I didn’t even have time to use paint

[@christofarien]

You’ve got talent in commenting, you should put it to nobler uses

[@litapd311]

where we're going you won't need paint

[@PlaceBotox]

Relax. Brother, we don't use paint where we're going. But the ship still gets painted.

[@cdw2468]

we’re gonna need a bigger ship, but no paint on it though

[@yashim08]

@@cdw2468will it be red tho?

[@Psy-Penguin]

NL is always looking for that sugar high. Everytime he sees chocolate bars or gumball he immediately goes to them.

[@kaik168]

Thank you, sir, I was suffering withdrawal

[@Norley4411]

28:25 Proof that we're actually watching the mirror NL who comes from the 'right is left' dimension.

[@notaflam1ng0]

0:53 shit can turn even the strongest Type B chatter to a Type A for a split second

[@SuperMistland]

24:25 when another muppet is considering dating kermit

[@bloodcottoncandy]

The chocolates over skills never fails to amuse me

[@thecornman100]

Can some one please tell this man that an empty board beats kyver drone every single time

[@Toxic-wp5cr]

37:25 Hey NL, love your vids, you should put the whites from that bundle of green onions in a mason jar with water, keep using the greens. They grow back almost instantly, just gotta change that water a couple of times a week. Keeps them from going bad too quick as well.

[@aaronshapiro2542]

Love it how he moves the silencer but then throws the wing on the clamera. That's the shit I watch for.

[@bottlekn1ght202]

6:51 hes gotta be doing it on purpose right

[@Thoron]

We’re California girls, of course our sun-kissed skin is so hot, it’ll melt your water wheel

[@Gumunista]

Was december 20th 38 hours long?

[@ashceffy]

+2

[@soulreap8255]

Clamera has his family hostage.

[@liamboardman8776]

@19:30 chatter should read up about Modern Monetary Theory and Quantitative Easing. However, they're only partially related to the US Debt Ceiling, which is a solely political construction that was arbitrarily created to bog down the functioning of government (CGP Grey has a good video on this) Edit: lmao he literally mentions MMT next sentence

[@theonlydkdreng]

Modern Monetary Theory is so dumb, precisely because it is not formal and cannot be pinned down (unlike other econ theories). Formal theories such as IS-LM, Solow-Swan and the Phillips Curve, can actually be tested on real life data. This allows one to adjust a theory or discard it entirely. Econ largely abandoned the Phillips Curve because it was too simplistic. Even new attempts to nail down formally what MMT is, largely fails. See the working paper "A Blue Paper on Modern Monetary Theory" by Giacomo Rondina Sorry for the small rant.

[@AnikiSkywrestler]

14:32 - that torpedo would've been way better as a replacement for that shoddy rifle, since Egg's entire board is aquatics, and he has a large item, that would've likely hasted the silenced torpedo more often than not, with damage scaling coming from all other items on the board... just saying. Edit: 27:50 - lmao, everything that he did here was wrong 😭didn't take off silencer for feather, but took off silencer for insect wing (which ended up buffing the clamera anyway) lmaooo 😂

[@AGray21]

Sometimes it feels like he's trying to piss me off specifically

[@fetherfulbiped]

In your nightmares, you give cooldown reduction to your clameras, and it brings joy to your heart

[@AlcyoneHere]

Preening dualists voicelines are hilarious we gotta talk about that more

[@_i_a_n_]

22:18 the sushi bit revival

[@cptnd3851]

it's like a totally different game now i'm getting flawless victories with shield builds

[@Kotosanji]

Chat I'm cooked, I laughed when he said he was looking for crows nest.

[@Michael-kp4bd]

8:56 Brutus, when you ask him about Caesar’s ambition

[@alv4ro750]

The fridge bit is too true. My whole top shelf is nothing but pickles, sauces, chutneys and jams.

[@BardOfMind]

We’re gambling house guys, of course we died with an awful sound

[@nocomment6870]

not knowing anything about this game and constantly having northernilion or krip playing this in the background is so trippy

[@frankiecedeno3724]

Clámela returns, it’s hold on NL is as strong as ever even though all it does is charge Water Wheel once efficiently

[@wittig57]

He's so real for the Green Onions take.

[@jcbro86]

I really appreciate how NL opens the chests in the video.

[@polygondeath2361]

I don’t. LOL!

[@turidrowned]

Watermill dipped in Mama Liz’s chili oil

[@BigFudge0000]

the clamera whaterwheel play brought me here

[@lucasgoldfein9155]

The trillion dollar coin isn’t used to pay off the debt btw! It’s only used as an accounting trick to raise the value of government assets and therefore decrease the value of “debt” (assets - liabilities)

[@mcgoo721]

Fucking just knew he was going to jump on clamera asap

[@mcgoo721]

Also way to sell the shield for zero gain genius because you're too distracted thinking about a silver clamera

[@ShynyMagikarp]

15:45 i cant believe i found another human who has actually seen that specific segment of sport science lol. ive never met anyone else who had seen that one. idk why its rare

[@DavidLodgeclassof]

Can't eat a whole cabbage? Someone's wife isn't Polish.

[@gregoryhilton5315]

the burning water wheel art kinda goes hard

[@Mysticfateee]

It's funny how drastically the builds have changed since the update

[@pandimebag9876]

He sells the junk shield without moving his weapon EVERY video

[@sn5806]

You can restore your celery by cutting it and putting it in a bowl of water.

[@zakmcmillan2889]

I don’t take clamera in my own runs anymore out of spite

[@JEPs.]

We’re KZbin guys, Ofcourse we miss out on patch day content.

[@A_Lily_by_Another_Name]

00:04 Markiplier after discovering the fifth letter in the alphabet:

[@Bblackout1]

Flyleaf reference in the first minute? We eating good

[@gregoryhilton5315]

what's scary is that this was the first year the US govt spent more on interest payments than military spending

[@naterussell916]

NL has a plethora of great takes, the stretching isn't real one is the worst I've heard in a while

[@cpeterso]

I want something else to get me through this semi-aquatic kind of build

[@bird6708]

All red, no paint

[@ChristmasTreeLarry]

0:54 Bro. Brooooooooo

[@MOE16R]

NL is such a clearly intelligent person and then he says some dumb man shit like stretching isn’t real

[@achingpluto]

Calling this smoke on the water is genius

[@MrDimox]

The merchants in this game live a strange life. All day people come in their stores to buy stuff and then immediately sell the things back to the store...

[@nikodemossowski4621]

god, if that burn enchant went onto the pearl and not the wheel

[@JanMaykiel]

The title has like Fire in the Hole vibes

[@GordsZarack]

I knew it was over the moment he saw that sniper

[@felixbrolin93]

not all captains of red ships use paint bro, educate yourself

[@TheNicknicknico]

I got a legitimate scare for a moment when NL said chili crisp because I had spontaneously pulled it out of my fridge to check if it needed to be refrigerated or not and was holding it in my hands. The answer is no, btw. It certainly does not need to be in the fridge. Should have known since it's oil.

[@thepiggstein]

0.05 - me 36.07 years ago when I’m the doctor delivering Mr & Mrs Letourneau‘s baby

[@WouldYouKindlyWatch]

why does he keep saying, "i'm going to bed y'all."? if there's a new mama lizzy's chili oil, I wanna see it.

[@JamesitoX]

sigh... it's something the hawk twua girl said to cut short a stream that was delving into her participation in a shitcoin rugpull.

[@WouldYouKindlyWatch]

@@JamesitoX tyvm

[@yujiyujix]

we're northernlion guys, of course we post vocal stims when he uploads

[@ihave2cows]

he upgraded the clamera over every other option that's it, I'm just clicking off the video, this one's too much for me

[@Bruh-el9js]

I can't wait to play this game, it looks so much fun

[@MrGeebsTheLegend]

This is a fire name reference NL deep purple I believe is the band

[@lg6707]

Fire in the sky

[@bwiebs2830]

19:45 Anytime the fed prints off money i.e. adds "value" to the system any savings/investments' value goes down proportionally to the money created. Paying off the debt (or sending a crap ton of money to Ukraine) in that way would be like stealing from people. Although, in theory it would be good for people who have a fixed rate mortgage or other debts.

[@zacharygrouwinkel1534]

His new Bazaar username will be CabbageEnjoyer

[@maxmarsden2106]

Waiting for the centuries of backlog to clear so the new patch comes out for nl 🙏🙏

[@kylebluch]

What bronze item is it this time?

[@Maphistos]

And fire in the wheel?

[@JamesRoberts-r5v]

Uncle Chop’s Rocket Shop

[@lxrmulder9433]

Im new to this game, but how come your level up rewards are different than mine? I always get 3 options: item, loot item and gold and gold equal to amount of weapons.

[@KaladinPaladin]

I paint my fire in the sky red, but I don’t use smoke

[@bizzbizzstudio7037]

just put your celeri in a container with water and leave it in the fridge brother

[@jerryaplin7194]

We’re bazar guys of course we don’t watch cine2nerdle

[@Lucifers-Stepdad]

It's so good!

[@jerryaplin7194]

@@Lucifers-StepdadI’m a letterboxlarry fan I’m just farming the +2s

[@Drakonus_]

Palisades fire ahh thumbnail

[@youtubemadeb6417]

And fire in my waterwheel?

[@leethax100]

Jaballian dialectic. That's it. That's the whole joke.

[@brandondeakins564]

Almond milk needs to be sued for false advertising, it's literally by definition not milk, they should be forced to call it what it actually is "flavored nut juice" ill die on this hill

[@Halokon]

I wish they’d sell like a quarter bag of bean sprouts, I love the things, but cheap as they are, I’m not eating a whole £1 bag before they go bad. Sell me a quarter as much, I’ll pay you 35p, you get more profit, I don’t feel bad about the waste, fair trade.

[@MKultrapro]

love how wrong he got the flyleaf song

[@SinCat-o8s]

43:55 i thought he was joking about the nft lmao

[@everynameistakencrap]

I too am a silencer Andy

[@crashgo3230]

Why was puffer fish removed but monitor lizards are not -_-

[@davidballantyne4492]

it has been nerfed and puffer is back, this is just pre-patch content

[@davidballantyne4492]

Getting more unpatched content is pushing me to buy the damn game like never before. But it's meant to be ftp soon! I am tormented. Anyway, the US fiscal cliff thing is nothing to do with the constitution, the debt limit is entirely a rule that congress imposed on itself and could also remove whenever they want to, but they prefer having a massive fight every year to sabotage whichever party is in power.

[@drewprew]

Pretty cringe to hear the chili crisp aint getting consumed on a bi-weekly basis in the NL household.

[@jhonmiths1344]

Just PUT THE CLAMERA IN THE BAG

[@robertschnobert9090]

Did you say NFT? :(

[@Himafrodiet]

44 minutes and a fire enchanted water wheel… this is not 10 wins

[@pleaserespond3984]

Europeans don't watch movies, we watch this 🤣 .