EVERY VALENTINE'S DAY EVER

Valentine's Day - whether it's buying the perfect gift for the first date with your crush, throwing expensive roses on the ground, or your parents getting a little... too close... this is Every Valentine's Day Ever!
CAST
Ian Hecox
Noah Grossman
Keith Leak Jr.
Courtney Miller
Olivia Sui
Shayne Topp
CREW
Directed by Ryan Todd
Written by Monica Vasandani, Cole Hersch, Ian Hecox, and Ryan Finnerty
Produced by Ryan Todd
Smosh Co-Founded by Ian Hecox & Anthony Padilla
Smosh Creative Director: Joe Bereta
Director of Photography: Billy Yates
Editor: Leonard Wilkes
Senior Producer: Alex Hluch
Co-Producer: Rebecca Doyle
Producer: Garrett Palm
Associate Producer: Kristina Nikolic
First Assistant Director: Tanner Risner
Production Manager: Daniel Kesner
Production Designer: Tayler Nicholson
Art Director: Elizabeth Pearlman
Camera: Brennan Iketani
Assistant Camera: Paul Wiedt
Gaffer: Katie Eleneke
Key Grip: Connor Bodell
Sound: Greg Jones
Makeup: Rachel Jenkins
Wardrobe Supervisor: Samantha Kailey
Production Assistant: Jake Sperling
Post-Production Supervisor: Reed Brice
Assistant Editor: Matthew Duran

[@justinebal-iyang5281]

"I love that your head is spaghetti and I get to eat it" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ok wtf

[@vampcatassassin]

i love chanyeol now its time for us to stream love shot

[@keyland_]

@@vampcatassassin now Obsession XD

[@mattman3884]

Stream EXO's TEMPO sory u have 420 likes i cant like

[@gaming_prism950]

Me when I heard that: watthefucc

[@nyo32]

IKR

[@spykidtalksaboutanything4395]

“The blood from my body would then mix with the blood from your body which would bide our souls for eternity” I died at that part

[@nadiralee]

,bide,

[@Tribitty]

Yea like its funny that it just keeps going with the same stuff.😂😂

[@etienne7930]

*bind tho

[@danielgaffney751]

Did you die by the teddy in the corner of your room

[@sLimSHadY-cr7tg]

“The bullets would hit each other and fuse together in my brain, just like you and me should fuse together forever”

[@jaycebear817]

2:13 Courtney: num num num Noah: I love how your hair is spaghetti and I get to eat ot

[@edykei]

ot

[@garbagecan6965]

ot

[@alek__pazisegenov]

ot

[@d4nzq_]

ot

[@winterbear3528]

ot

[@alexandercollins3964]

OMG THAT TEDDY BEAR THOU LOL

[@htuo6991]

Yes!!!

[@skyannarainyocum-natta1835]

Say you love me

[@myLitanie]

My favorite part is how Rachel react. XD Was'nt expecting that!

[@senjaniemi2749]

Jea

[@mariothenonplumber]

I can tell you are all 7

[@eliasadam301]

OMG KEITHS VOICE AS HE WAS THE SHOPKEEPER XD I CANT STOP LAUGHING XD

[@ElijahRazemon]

I agree, dat waz predy funee! XD

[@eliteethereal0909]

Kermit Keith.

[@ElijahRazemon]

kermit? :D

[@yowshiii3]

SAME

[@YungTemmie]

Reply: Taken Bacon. Like: Single Pringle.

[@nasaluvs1419]

GamerForEver well helloooo

[@kaelynmchale9400]

Ello

[@mason9631]

Ello

[@astralmax22]

I CAN DO THIS FOR ONCE!!

[@jacobigman3982]

TAKEN BACON BABY

[@lazyluck6876]

“Well, jokes on you buddy because no one loves me everyday” Literally the story of my life

[@Lindsalicious61001]

Courtney and Shayne coming home and going to bed is so real it hurts. Lmao.

[@TobiDaJoker]

"I'd kill myself then kill you ^_^" the ordering makes it funnier xD

[@infernopenguin8835]

Hey you never know what happens when you die

[@shoot4thestars176]

Sounds like something I would say... Plus reminds me of Dandanronpa

[@mirahanami9711]

So yandere!!

[@mirahanami9711]

+Angelina Nguyen how exactly?

[@zenzonerzz4789]

did i see you on that fairy tail vs acnalogia comment where "you" said "gildarts didn't fight cuz he was scared"?

[@limetheprime9660]

Me: Valentines day is the worst day. Girl: (asks me out) Me: Valentines day is such a great day I love Valentines day so much.

[@SirMintsalot]

Wish that would happen to me cue the depression song Help me plz

[@poopyman3joemama55]

@@SirMintsalot Its because your a kid.

[@ITR933]

*fake story, people who have spaces in their names are lonely* *actually everyone is lonely*

[@Jabberwoot]

This is such a big mood

[@iak__]

Lime The Prime read it backwards

[@amalgamationprime3168]

0:11 At least that guy wasn't a homophobe. That's what's up.

[@vibhoorhazare7323]

Yep.

[@yippeekrieg0501]

It's the truth

[@comrade8185]

Yep

[@xkorpioh4507]

I’m watching this at night, that freakin’ Teddy bear is creeeeeeeepy

[@shannaneemei247]

Ninja in Training same LOL i have nightmares yesterday night about the bear jeez

[@mintmight7311]

Keith's voice in the store is amazing

[@totallyshorts4920]

Well

[@cas6031]

Kermit the frog?

[@moddox]

He sounds like ernie

[@alyssaburns261]

He sounds like Pee Wee Herman!

[@vampire523ful]

Armoured 57 he sounds like Scaramouche from Samurai Jack.

[@dela-iz4dk]

That Teddy Bear Tho...😂

[@creepylps442]

Herman Tudela that teddy bear is me.....

[@nicolebeltran4263]

that was wild

[@battlesymphony1248]

I want it...

[@chloekwok2783]

5:29 Captions:”Eats Ian’s face.”

[@alexashimmer1]

Lol

[@zoeythemoth]

It’s romantic

[@squnchdaddy]

*screeches in lonely*

[@shamusquinn3891]

"I love you... and if you didn't love me, too, I'd kill myself!" Where can I get that stuffed bear?

[@MewLiAnimations]

Shamus Quinn i actually want the bear myself xD

[@curiousgeorgetheplug9007]

Shamus Quinn boi

[@grapancha1617]

Build A Bear?

[@mikestar104]

Buy a happy meal

[@SnowySteki]

Doki Doki Literature Club :v

[@galaxy_6245]

Huh I think he bought the teddy bear from the Yandere Shop... Oops, still it gets the I love you across I guess lol.

[@grac3estranqe]

Lmao

[@katyestelle]

*Be my Chris Pratt* But this is so true

[@Ashen_A]

I actually never realized it said that 😂

[@nenaa_rx]

I totally ship Courtney and Shayne.

[@francescaboswell9611]

Shourtney!

[@fanthefrog847]

No nourtney

[@ahsodbdnxgjs1155]

U have 69 likes,

[@stiva5018]

FanThe Frog where do you get the n from?

[@fanthefrog847]

@@stiva5018 noah and courtney

[@nathanjames8847]

Why does the cashier sound like Kermet the frog XD

[@ArusheelOFFICIAL]

Nathan James IKR!

[@cassiehoalaia9179]

Nathan James Evil cashier

[@palmagius]

i need that teddy bear

[@totallyshorts4920]

Please

[@creepydeamo4204]

I want that teddy too

[@justdonotnut5904]

teun coppens I need a life 😀

[@conanori2896]

they showed a gay couple and did not make a joke about it lol good job smosh

[@CanIgetsubscriberswithno-zq2nd]

They didn't show a gay couple

[@CrowHousePress]

Why would they make a joke about it

[@CrowHousePress]

@@CanIgetsubscriberswithno-zq2nd Keith + Shayne in the beginning

[@CanIgetsubscriberswithno-zq2nd]

@@CrowHousePress ok Also thats not shanye

[@theedgyemokid8405]

its just a video

[@lunastarbegley5334]

Olivia: I f***ing love you *starts kissing* Caption: *EATS IAN’s FACE look at 5:29 and put captions on you will see it

[@mrdoge1722]

LunaStar Begley wtf

[@jayf757]

Dragonslayer 69ASMR 😂

[@mrdoge1722]

Jayden Freitas it’s actually eating Ian’s face like wtf

[@jayf757]

Dragonslayer 69ASMR 🤣

[@epicmegadata459]

Lol

[@ShayTheValiant]

Oh my God, that first skit is literally me.

[@kazemnawee3533]

Jake Berango No it isn't That isn't you litterally

[@theorange7564]

sadly same here

[@jamisonv6805]

_same_

[@Laura-bg6zl]

same valanties is the worst.

[@midgetinc.184]

Sadly the parent one is too for me

[@rmannayr2129]

WHO ELSE IS ALONE ON VALENTINE'S DAY?!

[@thearkhamdestroyerx-infini1493]

Me

[@rmannayr2129]

IKR?

[@dolnedtrump9459]

Not me,i have a girlfriend

[@idaliaosorio7558]

Me

[@Moonstone420]

Meh...

[@whichoneisbest5608]

Lady: Get a letter Me: *Divorce papers* Lady: DIVORCE PAPERS!? Me: *S A Y S I K E R I G H T N O W*

[@empty3280]

Sikeee

[@albertsu3523]

The Eli You know you just got served

[@thea-jaye]

3:38 *when smosh finally listens to our prayers*

[@EpicPinkCreeper]

That moment when you reach the end of the video and scroll down to read the comments but you forgot to pause the video so the end card just keeps making weird noises -_-

[@tahaamir9654]

ikr

[@tajgaming4751]

EpicPinkCreeper ikr that's what I was doing

[@tafflewaffle5925]

EpicPinkCreeper Me when reading this comment 😂

[@crossini_rossini4462]

I just did that

[@shaycurran9218]

Hi

[@SixxFox]

Is anyone else just waiting for discounted chocolate on the 15th? :D

[@tobypreston3761]

yeeeeessssss that's the only reason valentines day is good

[@BalmungAZ]

Every Holiday ever. The brittle ones are the best.

[@kye2trill]

yeah

[@kingofgamesminccinoclan8988]

SixxFox j

[@bloodyangel1]

YES! Last year I bought a huge box of chocolates that barely fit in my fridge long-ways lol. And it was so cheap too, can't wait!

[@sam6395]

*"I like how your head is spaghetti and I get to eat it"* Relatable.

[@pixiekit]

Abdus Sameh I started choking

[@vampcatassassin]

hello jacob frye how's evie

[@gaming_prism950]

When I heard that: watthefukc

[@northernenforcement907]

“I love you, And if you didn’t like me I’d kill myself, than kill you.” I’m DEAD

[@andreeedj]

I love that your hair is spaghetti and I get to eat it. 😂

[@dombee4396]

Sir Quackerdoodle don't toucha my spaghet

[@milesgaunt6767]

*head

[@tranflaske2928]

"I love that your head is spaghetti and I get to eat it"

[@Idioteque170]

I readed this when it was that part

[@theorange7564]

one of the best parts

[@sentylex5834]

Geek head read*

[@ElijahRazemon]

AAAAAAND on that bombshell!.... ....goodnight 😁

[@akshaygovindraj3260]

Ian’s teddy to Olivia was the best one ❤️😂

[@keeby2197]

4:42 - 4:50 IM SCREAMING 😂 idk why I think it’s so funny

[@draeicee3523]

I love they your hair is spaghetti and I get to eat it. Wat

[@tehgod5646]

Drae Icee Issa dirty joke

[@prometheus8457]

vagina hair

[@shamusquinn3891]

How is no one talking about Ian and Shane's lovemaking session at the very end of the video?

[@aceraptor123]

: )

[@derpz1901]

was courtney the one who voiced the teddy bear? 😂

[@yourmom9717]

The teddy bear is what we all need if Olivia goes with it so does everybody else

[@Nightmare_Fae]

Im not sad about being single on Valentine's day.... *im sad about being single every day*

[@sailor_guy9841]

Me too

[@Oliviagarry69420]

lapis lazuli ha same

[@pekka3714]

Ian's beard.😍😍❤

[@mysticalmane3931]

pekka ikr

[@divorceattorney727]

pekka same

[@worshiptheanimal]

Disgusting

[@NewbMaster69]

IAN : _Got her the teddy_ Teddy : I love you. Out of nowhere: *Are we there yet?*

[@stefankrstev8245]

Reminder: Share love everyday, not just on valentine's day. And if you're single, love yourself & don't give up on finding true love!

[@juvialockser9687]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOAH!!!😊❤️😍😘💋

[@patricksolomon8268]

Unicorns And Twins Forever!!!! Fairy tail nice!

[@luhhhred12.11]

Yep nice fairy tail i my anime

[@mysterym2269]

You know if you're this early You don't have a valentine 😂😅

[@johnnyxlundja]

Mystery M NO WAY!

[@squwah943]

This needs to be a KZbin premium series, I swear

[@arwen840]

5:26 I was not expecting that

[@Leonardo-jx3ry]

Who would

[@jazminebaguinon9464]

Every INTRO ever Every DREAM ever Every NIGHTMARE ever Every GAMER ever

[@AsKaGangsta]

happy v day

[@wrecklessrex7245]

AsKaGangsta Happy V Day :) I love your videos:)

[@AsKaGangsta]

[@Phingon01]

AsKaGangsta i luv u

[@finna253]

Love the vids

[@vampire523ful]

AsKaGangsta it means nothing.

[@Dan-ul4nf]

5:29 it was the Louisiana steamboat 😂

[@thepolarproject7330]

OMG, I love that episode 😂😂

[@matuezstruty1378]

Tomorrow it’s a year since this was released just saying 😂

[@anidiotsandwich5714]

You guys should do “every hotel ever”

[@robloxmusicalproductionsjg6268]

Lil Dot please do

[@alanzapreservationtheythem2861]

And if people use that to say Smosh is running out of ideas then forget them!

[@stepphenlam5797]

Courtney: oohhh Num Num Num Noah: I love that your head is spaghetti and i get to eat it

[@maddy7101]

1:38 *"uh, yandere much?"* 😂😂

[@koisfish]

“I love that your head is spaghetti and I get to eat it!”

[@emma.stallings]

*Who else gonna be alone on valentines foreverrrrrrr...........*

[@Joseph-kj1ok]

meeeeeeee but hey thats life

[@SkullCrusher757]

i hope i wont be alone forever

[@Adam-ox7zo]

Emma .S At least I found tons of Valentine's day puns I could read to myself :(

[@emilyelizabeth3831]

The only guy that got me something was my dad😂😢

[@Milkaholic76]

Probably me..

[@thedegenerate6971]

Bring back the shut up intro

[@theworstkidslol7478]

Mr. Mystery oh i barely notice that

[@mins0124]

Mr. you-tube i agree SHUT UP! XD

[@tictacgaming6840]

Mr. you-tube i missed that

[@gatorguyler722]

Nah

[@PennyPaige13]

Mr. you-tube that would make me miss Anthony more

[@sarahcrain3023]

“I love how your head is spaghetti and I getta eat it” 😂

[@wretch1300]

"Divorce papers?!?" "you've been served."

[@pinetreeuniversechan9826]

The first one Is me 😂 WHERE MY SINGLE SQUAD AT

[@primarina2]

Pine Tree Billdip Chan My trainer is here!

[@starwarsky8804]

Right here

[@limetheprime9660]

Pine Tree Billdip Chan here I am

[@eriqlah2132]

Pine Tree Billdip Chan rite here

[@ELM1533]

Here

[@namseongxu]

My valentine is air. I love air.

[@aesthetic1109]

“Well jokes on you buddy cuz no one loves me everyday!” My favorite line of this whole video!

[@onur_osman]

5:32 WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPENED?!?!

[@nadunwijesinghe965]

Some Entertainment after a while from the smoshs

[@ElijahRazemon]

yep .

[@siberiancat2180]

A kid asked me out today, valentine's day. I told him I'm in a relationship with my obese cat... Actually true story

[@sasmitroy5480]

Siberian cat I'm happy for you two

[@ldalri2780]

is it yo profile pic?

[@sasmitroy5480]

yup

[@siberiancat2180]

TheProudAssassin 1775 thanks😆

[@jjperezzzz6]

Siberian cat interesting.....

[@tucker_and_buds2976]

2:56 how fast are they even

[@emorgyan2004]

"NO ONE LOVES ME EVERYDAY! HA" that's a fat moodddd

[@zeusflores7339]

Valentines should be about love and appreciation for your friends, family, pets, etc. Not only for people on relationships

[@rylealejandrosilva5963]

Exactly why I don't celebrate V-Day

[@Nyxisdangerous]

Single pringles honorary club member here! Valentines day? You mean pink and red decorations day?

[@allymorishita6505]

You mean just a normal day, except I'm a tiny bit sadder then usual.

[@trydufvjhggh299]

Pringles aren’t single. They’re constantly spooning each other

[@dr.dinosaur6059]

No one: Noah: I love that your head is spaghetti and I get to eat it

[@maryclairefeldkirchner7833]

“I love that your hair is spaghetti and I can eat it”

[@itschansey]

keith always does a great jobs in these skits. i love him so much lol he's hilarious.

[@hot_dog_water2437]

the teddy bear seller sounding like kermit the frog

[@fishlips3069]

2:44 Always happens to me My parents room is right next to mine and our vents are attached so I always cant sleep Save me

[@endossi5327]

Haha I don’t have to celebrate this cause I have no relationship! Me inside *Cries*

[@apizzatopping]

I love how one of the hearts says Be my Chris Pratt. 😂

[@calebatnite6742]

This is great! Happy birthday Noah, you will always remain as a beloved part the Smosh communit!

[@addyy2154]

I just noticed that one of the hearts says "be my Chris Pratt"

[@dbevans1328]

"I F***ing love you" is me

[@archlane5366]

Every Ash Wednesday Ever?

[@mememememememememememememe6857]

What's that? Like I've never heard of it

[@el.vicho.de.la.sierra]

LegendarianGamer ITS ASH WENDAY

[@el.vicho.de.la.sierra]

mememememememememememememememememememememememe its a religous holiday for jesus

[@mememememememememememememe6857]

Oh

[@selinerebeka6442]

😂😂I doubt they'd make that

[@blancarodriguez5577]

It's SAD that the shooting was on this day.. in Florida 😩

[@drainjuice204]

Young Wavy not really

[@memegraveyard9502]

Daɪry Juɪce people died, isn’t that depressing tho?

[@drainjuice204]

Meme Graveyard well I’m depressed af so when it comes to ppl dying I don’t really care :)

[@Anthony-kh7zm]

Daɪry Juɪce, OoHoOhOoH lOok aT mE iM sO eDgY

[@Anthony-kh7zm]

Daɪry Juɪce Thanks

[@madhat.]

LOL ONE OF THE HEART SAYS “BE MY CHRIS PRATT” THAT'S THE BEST THING EVER😂😂

[@lizard3755]

Noah's wink at 2:04 tho

[@eliasadam301]

Who else is alone on Valentines day.....for the last 16 years... i am lonely

[@TITCHY]

me Not u 17 for me ;-; I know how you feel

[@_stay_5506]

me Not u same age as u and still lonely

[@momin351]

Me too 😢😢

[@theplsser6087]

P E P P E R O N I Z

[@justjillian129_6]

Last year I asked I guy to be my valentine and ummm later that day he told me he liked my bff😭WHO DOES THAT?????

[@makenziejones7245]

JustJillian129 _ him apparently

[@3springbok]

I’m like that

[@kail_gaut]

You should do every day after Valentine's day ever

[@papatoni3311]

This is actually good

[@codered2358]

Zentral Exploit yep........🐶🐶

[@alanzapreservationtheythem2861]

Like 90% of new Smosh

[@whyamihere584]

Ian and Anthony were walking down an alleyway when they thought they heard a noise coming from a dumpster. They thought it was a tuna sandwich, turns out it was a cute guinea pig! Pretty soon they adopted him and named him Charlie. Charlie! Charlie! The drunk guinea pig! Charlie! Charlie! The drunk guinea pig

[@harrygreatorex3413]

I like that in the cut scene said be my Chris Pratt

[@simonghostriley3501]

“I like that your hair is spaghetti and I can eat it” love that part

[@stepphenlam5797]

When someone is lonely roasting people on valentines day until someone says, you're lonely LOL just Ian

[@ashleyr6354]

Did no one else noticed Keith and ¿Tanner? (I believe that’s his name) in the beginning. Also the scene with Keith and Noah was hilarious

[@sauce9518]

tanner is his name, yeah

[@elliag9097]

2:16 I love that your head is spaghetti and I get to eat it!” Had me dead 💀

[@katiepottle1608]

I've seen this video 20 times but just now noticed the heart that says "be my Chris Pratt" it's so adorable like goals Courtney ❤️❤️

[@demonixp241]

Happy birthday to Noah

[@jericholeblanc5664]

To anyone who is single on this holiday, happy v-day just know even tho you are not in a relationship you are still loved and will find the "one " eventually

[@RosemaryWitch4]

aw thanks. I really do hope I find someone

[@ldalri2780]

xd people dont have only one soulmate....

[@Piemaster927]

I AM MY ONE!!!!!!!!

[@mikehouse8006]

I'll be single forever 😢.

[@teleofunctionality9246]

Jericho LeBlanc thanks

[@arwen840]

1:38. The captions say (uhh yandere much?) Okay all the captions in this are hilarious

[@vernie9054]

I NEED THAT TEDDY BEAR