GUY'S GUIDE TO BEING MANLY

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This guide will help any guy who's ever had a problem proving their manliness.
Cast:
Anthony Padilla as Himself / Cop
Ian Hecox as Himself / Bro
Bros: Lee Eisenhower, Jon Hooker, Patrick Egan
Marylin Monroach as Club Girl | Felicia Cowley as Girlfriend
Dwight Taylor as The Black Guy
Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Finnerty
Produced & Directed by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Todd
Edited by: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte
Post Supervision by: Ian Hecox & Ryan Finnerty
AD: Jon Hooker | DP: John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Camera: Jon Joiner | Sound Mixer: Ivan Harder
Gaffer: Kerry Sweeney | Grip: Lee Eisenhower
Production Design: Patrick Egan | Makeup: Nicole Chilelli
Wardrobe: Felicia Cowley | Asst. Editor: Shawna Smith
Color: Pretty Moving Pictures | BTS: Phil Mohr
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Oh and our Facebook page: / smosh
Want to know when we're filming and/or pooping? Now you can: / smosh
Guess we should have a Google+ Page, too: google.com/+smosh
Play with us on Smosh Games! smo.sh/SmoshGamesYT
Watch our Cartoons! smo.sh/ShutUpCartoonsYT

[@Slimecicle]

I wait for the day when people laugh as much as my videos as they do at yours, Ian and Anthony. You're a great inspiration for me and a lot of others!

[@stubish5582]

I feel like I just found gold with this

[@donutusable]

Oh shit this was unexpected

[@ExySmexy]

you did it fam

[@saturn_illus]

this comment aged like fine wine

[@chrissyoons]

bro..

[@simbasorariku3]

We need more Guy's Guide and In The Wild

[@share_accidental]

i still want them 😢

[@AccipiterSmith]

Those two and the Grammar Police (the video that initially introduced the police character, Sgt. Anous).

[@vonn2324]

2:09 “i wanna name our baby bernard! “it’s a girl” 😂😂😂😂

[@Artsy_Fella]

" *Did I stutter* "

[@elder-woodsilverstein7716]

Bernette?

[@childishgavino3815]

Anthony got to be the cop this time!!

[@Xxh3lix2000xX]

Sgt. Scroetum?

[@juliaambrose7845]

YEAHHHHHHHHH m

[@dogmunch]

Sgt. pines Second name. Padilla

[@death5311]

Gavin Suwara 🌚🌚🌚

[@fadjan9998]

BULL'S BALLS!

[@whatever]

Thank you for this informative and educational video.

[@DeelioYeBoiDeelioOnTheMicXD]

Lmao

[@DeelioYeBoiDeelioOnTheMicXD]

@Skeleton Masher Of course not sir

[@ZeldaBlade]

@@DeelioYeBoiDeelioOnTheMicXD it’s a reference from the anime Tokyo ghoul

[@DeelioYeBoiDeelioOnTheMicXD]

@@ZeldaBlade o my bad bro i havent watched anime in a min

[@ninjasblazinroblox6134]

Yessir

[@annehd2351]

No, you have to be - 1. As swift as a coursing river 2. Have the force of a great typhoon 3. Have all the strength as a raging fire 4. Be mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

[@pivotbip]

Mulan Just no

[@chiliparmesan0832]

Yay Mulan is so good

[@chinoscreations5286]

I honestly think im all of those

[@maninthetrenchcoat5603]

What about Szechaun Terriyaki Dipping Sauce?

[@brucelau2023]

Anne HD totally !!!

[@SUPERSamuraiGaming]

LOL AT 2:26 THEY'RE DOING THE MACARENA IN THE BACKGROUND LOL

[@unknowneggos]

Lol

[@SUPERSamuraiGaming]

what joke

[@MusicCroc]

And at 2:02, they are doing Gangam Style at the background.

[@SUPERSamuraiGaming]

Malipingi oh wow didn't notice that lol

[@SUPERSamuraiGaming]

Elias Ferm ok

[@SassyKat128]

I'm a girl and I follow this guide... Well, mostly. I'll admit, I could never bring myself to give up tampon parties.

[@jtsucreate]

Me neither....

[@johnnyboy3055]

.

[@SRVRCRSHR]

Oh. Hm... Lovely to know... 😐

[@spilledty9537]

wait i'm a girl but,,,,,,, those are real?

[@itol03041946]

can never resist a good tampon party { ͡• ͜ʖ ͡•}

[@smosh]

Firsty-eleventeenth!

[@romanaanaborc9116]

yep.... kinda true

[@shadeandfriends3471]

Smosh why r u so awesome?

[@nickb8507]

1st on this post btw u guys r awesome

[@jayhte]

Secondy-ninemillointh

[@andydoan6272]

lolz

[@bananablob288]

But they forgot- To be a man, you must be swift as the coursing river and mysterious as the dark side of the moon !

[@samirmohamed9220]

with all the strength of a raging fire.

[@vanshikadhandhania3678]

SerpentQueen@Hp with all the force of a great typhoon

[@darkundereyes3600]

SerpentQueen@Hp let's get down to business, to defeat the Huns

[@fr0mbis775]

SerpentQueen@Hp dbz abridged bra!

[@samirmohamed9220]

I_Dropped_It Did they send me daughters? When I asked for sons.

[@kirbyforlin2074]

I loved it when Anthony said "FABULOUS!!!!!!" It was so cute.

[@kareneastman9695]

I love that part too.:-)

[@matthewwilliams4569]

“The pay a black guy to dance for you” 😂I died

[@_Ikelos]

The scene with Anthony dressed like a policeman on top of Ian, beating him with his schtick made many fangirls very happy. brace yourselves, the fanfics are coming.

[@saurora2869]

3:41 Do you remember molester moon? "I'm gonna molest youuuu"

[@biraptor6205]

yes

[@maggiew3974]

YASSS

[@evane179]

Yes!

[@miguel27h82]

yes

[@alexastudios808]

ziggy xD

[@NguyenNam-qx7jy]

Screw Andrew Tate! Smosh is bringing back the TRUE masculinity!

[@frankchen4229]

Honestly I miss when KZbin was run by raywilliamjohnson, smosh, nigahiga, etc instead of these wannabe corny virtue signaling motivational self improvement garbage speakers

[@shinigamiking8908]

​@@frankchen4229 same here man

[@LostTreble]

3:06 the way he said dancing lmfao

[@wellingtoncamargo7329]

0:40 "If something like this ever happen to you, BETTER CALL SAUL!" ROFL!

[@diamondwarrior2003]

actually this how you be manly. you must meet the following criteria 1, swift as a coursing 2. have all the force of a great typhoon 3, have all the strength of a raging fire 4. be mysterious as the dark-side of the moon

[@Allenisbananas]

God Dammit...Nappa!

[@janehuskmann1914]

That's why I love you, Flash Sentry!

[@unskilledrandom]

You... You are my favourite person now

[@janehuskmann1914]

Who?

[@unskilledrandom]

Jane Huskmann You, you quoted my favorite movie

[@lianocerda2389]

3:19 good memories THAT DAMN NEIGHBOR

[@powercatproductions3416]

STAY AWAY FROM MAH FLAMINGO!!

[@angadsinha2971]

Liano Cerda t

[@Zeek922]

Nooooooooo nebier

[@senpaicity3334]

Oliver tree????

[@klipsfilmsmelbourne]

thats neighbor twin brother the original neighbor is Bryan

[@clare4126]

This oujia board ad is me just saying: Illuminate confirmed ( the main piece of the board is a triangle )

[@minimoviedirecter8427]

A

[@pff4302]

Akatsuki Zeno soooo true dude

[@coastaku1954]

They can't choose the ads but I got a Via Rail ad

[@zakwtvr]

Akatsuki Zeno and u put ur eye in it

[@clare4126]

MrCyberStrike 400 Welp, your opinion!

[@Halfgirlhalfcraft]

what I love about smosh is that even though they may make offensive videos they make it in such a friendly, playful way so you don't get upset

[@randomnutshells3835]

3:20 the neighbor is a really good reference to one of your vids

[@Baxocj]

a lot of their vids

[@Zenniel64]

WaffleNinjaYT I have totally forgotten about it! lol

[@fbi5122]

WaffleNinjaYT

[@randomnutshells3835]

red hack 63 ?

[@CamStudioz1]

*THAT DAMN NEIGHBOUR!!*

[@sarahahnkim]

Sitting positions: the Gargoyle Or also known as Lawliet from death note

[@yoihavecurls993]

yass

[@sarahahnkim]

+Duck Lord reasons😂

[@blargityblarg1759]

+Chrysheighţ

[@opensesametv3960]

Its how I sit lul 😂😂

[@returnedtomonkey8886]

@@jas.3307 It makes him smarter.

[@thecriticaltoasters7379]

Im gonna use the "Spock's naked ass" compliment from now on.

[@StarstormAnimations]

1:39 tbh that's my reaction to everything.

[@TheRealSwainey]

0:53 - One of guys in the background looks like he's wearing a DBZ wig.

[@aqenixa1871]

3:47 i'm dying

[@DrSuperKamiGuru]

The Neighbor is my favourite dance move now.

[@ladingon4047]

Mine is the chainey dick

[@pokecraft12]

More guys guide PLEASE

[@hanc724]

The fuq is a tampon party

[@TheExecutoriscoolerthanyou]

Jacob Baker. yeah this my name. More like Hillary

[@Spaceship11CP]

Jacob Baker. yeah this my name. Ironic. Profile picture

[@skullsplitter1234]

Awkward Sause idk but you definetly need to google it

[@Spaceship11CP]

Jacob Baker. yeah this my name. Good luck, I'm a boy

[@hazroblox1106]

Awkward Sause it's a part for women

[@brucelau2023]

They did the Macarena and the Gangnam style dance LMAO

[@shottybeatssword]

3:10 oh god the background

[@charlieyon8642]

lol, they looked freaky!

[@StickNik]

2:56 In Soviet Russia, chair sit on YOU!

[@oyuk4618]

At 2:43 They really got me I was really sitting like that!!!

[@oyuk4618]

Right

[@skyplayzalphawolf3891]

how did I miss this im a huge smosh fan

[@ezrato]

3:20 LOL Now I'm gonna bring a flamingo to the next party I go to

[@blueelectro1691]

What they said about 1D is so true

[@kingofnova673]

9 years later still funny this just went into recomaned

[@theatomicstache4926]

3:54 Can't stop laughing!!!! 😂😂

[@HelloYouAreDead]

Weeeeee

[@KoboldKritic]

It's weird to see Anthony as the cop

[@jtismybro]

I was in a shitty mood and this really cheered me up :D i love you guys!!! ❤️

[@user-ur2jr9bk5e]

IF anyone finds a dog on the street take it home they have feelings to don't just leave cuz so many peopel do that

[@JoTheVeteran]

Well, two Smosh videos are enough for sure! Got my fix for the rest of the year.

[@MegaGanash]

One of the best videos you guys have made, Keep it up!

[@Spade353]

Thank you for the relief, just got through randomly picking videos on youtube and stumbled into some girl's channel named venus angelic, every second watching my manliness was destroyed and ripped from my grasp. In a desperate attempt I quickly searched "manly videos" to escape this prison of a girl acting like a cute Japanese doll for every single video. I couldn't take it any longer but hopefully i've managed to escape before I was too far gone...

[@jaderudy170]

omg ians hair looks so good

[@888mickerr]

Things Ian's parents are proud of: "I just wanted to suck out his manliness!"

[@FreddyFeldman]

"pay a black man to dance for you" what? oh.. what? ohhh LOLLLLLLLLLLLl

[@Zaolan123]

Anthony:MOLESTER Me:MOON

[@callanmacandie]

Now that smosh is back: THE GUYS GUIDE TO BEING AN OG SMOSHER!

[@pasta3166]

You should do more videos about manliness. This is awesome.

[@DaDreemr]

I like how the people behind Ian as he's saying the stuff are all girls :)

[@dgedawesome1]

I worked pretty hard on my GTA 5 in real life video, could you tell me how I did?

[@MegaSmoshGames]

Haha not bad

[@omegaman123]

SERIOUSLY?!? Hahahahahahahahahaha! Those background "fighters!"

[@kingkramer]

The line in the beginning went "Hey bro, do you want to see me flex my BUTT MUSCLES? uurrrghghgrprglrghh..." Me imagining what came next: "urggrghglglglhhgr....." *Prrt* *too tight white pants suddently become brown* yes I'm weird, no need to tell me

[@darcymorgan625]

I think we all did man don't worry :/ XD

[@georgiaeq]

💩

[@Countrycool2]

KingKramer lol

[@treycarter702]

KingKramer

[@kingkramer]

Trey Carter

[@himu6280]

" YOU ARE FABULOUS !!!! " xD

[@TrainingPlug]

Hahah Smosh always manages to make me laugh!No better way to end your day than to end it with a smile :) Man, I wish my channel can be this awesome one day ^^

[@mikaelniron320]

Dude, your channel is pretty damn hilarious hahaha xD

[@funnyvines8883]

I just started watching these old smash videos this my fav one

[@Chazzyfield]

Smash? Really? Did you even _try_ to read the name of the channel...?

[@imanolaviper5797]

I like that you brought back the neighbor

[@BeyBattleBoy]

I love smosh libs. Do more of them please :D

[@austincain764]

THIS A MANS MANLY MANUAL TO BEING MANLY!

[@ayyimao7532]

no! tey dum. i manley

[@exosluckyone]

Old Man Grandpa lol watchu doin here!?!?!

[@DragonBornGirl50]

Im a girl and i love smoshs vids like this, i miss when i was younger on youtube, the content was so much better. Too bad these days ppl are oversensitive and cant take jokes anymore.

[@DragonBornGirl50]

@Yesh same 😊

[@share_accidental]

me too 😢

[@mswhitephantom]

Recently, I read/heard that Smosh humor from this era was for "teenage boys". I'm a 30 year old woman. This stuff is funny and you can't find it anywhere today.

[@potatertots2060]

my new favorite video like ever omg

[@TheAnimeFreakAF]

4:58 theres a troll face

[@MistaT44]

well played

[@picis735248798]

I fell for that even when you warned me..

[@hillblake575]

MisTa - T yes… very well played

[@quijote9117]

Dammit

[@cookiebunshi]

THE NEIGHBOUR IS BACK!

[@NothingWorldByThisIsPailyn]

I want to have a friend that would transition from female to male so I can send them this.

[@keithharrissuwignjo2460]

Did it happen yet?

[@NothingWorldByThisIsPailyn]

@@keithharrissuwignjo2460 no, not yet

[@LuizAntonio-zs7ko]

01:03 I see you there, female spy! You can't fool me.

[@ProjectPopsyc]

I love how each time Ian talks, those people are doing something ridiculous. Hey guys we got inspired by Smosh so we began to do some comedy sketches! We would really appreciate it if anyone could check out our channel and give some feedback! Thanks!

[@henrychunchi8958]

You guys are great! Hope you guys get more subs.. Keep up the good work =)

[@iamtheangrysons]

2:02 background lol

[@Rinkawaiii]

2:38 this single handedly made me stop sitting with my legs crossed.

[@UnzombiePigman]

Best smosh video ever

[@spool122]

I thought Chuck Norris was the manliest man in the world

[@8donnyr]

He is

[@spool122]

8donnyr then why does Ian Hecox says that he himself is

[@mayjorpayn]

Right

[@MrJsoley]

Kyle Shepard Because Ian Hecox IS Chuck Norris! dun dun dun

[@bluesiesbunnsie6192]

This was too funny. The Chris Brown and the pay a black guy to dance for you almost made me die of laughter.

[@paulonavarrete6800]

Love to see this after 7 years

[@6livesdeadgirls939]

this is one of my favorite episode's

[@HOMEGR9200]

Any updates on the video game you guys are making?

[@loz6384]

0:34 ∆ Illuminati ∆

[@super_bakon7238]

The dude with the afro was so dedicated. So awesome

[@angelinechieng4033]

I love the background karate people 😂

[@FrequentUser99]

1:29 Nice nostalgia critic Cosplay Ian

[@motheomolefi4233]

u guys plz do more if movies and video games were real PLZ PLZ PLZ THEIR SO HALERIOUSSSSSS

[@minimarn1220]

Good timing that the advert before the video was Tarzan 😄

[@Dankitude]

The 90s heartthrob became my go to while in college😂

[@kat-lc7zl]

The 90s Heartthrob actually is an extremely sexy way to sit, I'm not even ashamed to admit it

[@smokeemifyougotem9662]

***** what women on the internet unreal iam calling hacks XD

[@TheFlashSOP]

sick nailtits BRO!!

[@OctacleEdits]

3:40 - I always love that they pronounced it “MOO-lester" in Smosh vids

[@midori9925]

man i wish smosh in 2018 was still this good

[@dalevlog]

lol anthony actually played the policeman for once instead of ian!!

[@yaidamasaki]

I love "GUY'S GUIDE TO" series :3

[@mikiasg8453]

what was the dance they were doing in the backround called? please answer 2:25

[@eliza7748]

Dipper needed this video.

[@isabelrivera5632]

Hey man the 90s were awesome

[@NKTJh]

HOW DARE THEY OFFEND MY PRECIOUS CHILDHOOD

[@skuxsmasher12]

The Christ Brown LOL

[@jyush1]

I really shouldn't be watching smosh as my chest is REALLY bruised and it hurts when I laugh 😂

[@chloejividen7901]

The people in the background are the funniest things about this entire video.

[@tuyenhuynh1332]

If a girl wears a guy's clothes it's cool and edgy But when a guy wears a girl's clothes it's freaking gay Isn't that fair:))))

[@Azurethewolf168]

A girl wearing guy clothes is not cool or edgy at all, it’s just what a tomboy is. Gayness is a feminine thing so ofc it’s gay bro. Some things in life are meant to be unfair, it’s just how it is.

[@Sapphirekiller]

1:54 TOO MANY CORRECT!!

[@p00rstr94]

Guy´s Guys Guides are helping me with my life. Thank you Guy.

[@JoGoTheVO]

3:40 - I love how Smosh always pronounced it as “MOO-lester”

[@mauricevn]

omg guys! I saw M.O.L.E.S.T.E.R M.O.O.N in the background!