WORST ONLINE DATE EVER

[@williamernstoff]

I was so innocent when I watched this for the first time... so many jokes went over my head

[@JuneWrld209]

Ikr lmao!! I was 11 when I first watched it, the part when anthony came out with candles and said “ she prefers men waxed” I was hell a confused😂

[@deathkiller1236]

@@JuneWrld209 I actually don’t get that joke

[@JuneWrld209]

@@deathkiller1236 lol your to young to know kid

[@deathkiller1236]

@@JuneWrld209 i’m 18

[@rajkumar-rg5sw]

@@deathkiller1236 Waxed means Waxing that women do to remove hair

[@mememachine2144]

It’s been seven long years and still I haven’t received a supple wife😣

[@terrytheblackmage4799]

Mine actually did arrive. Then my girlfriend killed her

[@darkheart2783]

FRICK u man

[@winterbear3528]

Kirsty baker that’s such a bad word 😳 how do you talk to your mom with that mouth you should be ashamed of yourself

[@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014]

You should try « Male order bride »

[@Baconbaconbaconbacon1]

I miss Anthony, So I watch the old ones.

[@Baconbaconbaconbacon1]

I know but I like IAN and anthony

[@delilahlps3004]

Pig Ok oh my apologizes

[@Baconbaconbaconbacon1]

@@delilahlps3004 it's ok

[@jonnyalbert534]

I miss him too bro

[@jeancarlosperalta5100]

memesaremylife xd Same here

[@KatalinaKristina]

9 years later and I'm still laughing and tuned in the whole time 😂 i miss my youth and i miss old smosh

[@artud2158]

Same 😂

[@guts7778]

Old Smosh is back!!!

[@EMICIME]

Thought you said “and turned on”

[@stinkywater007]

WELL ITS BACK NOW BABYYY

[@KatalinaKristina]

​@@sycual I KNOW RIGHT!!!!

[@zzApotheosis]

Hell yeah, they're about to hit 10 million subs! Congrats, Smosh! You guys definitely deserve it!

[@hitori2423]

Im gonna be the first reply in 8 years lol

[@moe6589]

25 mil rn

[@59foofighter15]

Oh, how times flies

[@moe6589]

@@59foofighter15 true

[@kitkats4lyfe]

25 milly right now

[@jaykstah]

Klaus having different phones in every scene is the best bit of the vid lol

[@emmzyjane]

This came out in 2013 I feel old 😂😂

[@Dev20059]

Finally someone from fucture like me

[@kloinkysploink2840]

Gamer Dev finnaly someone who is furniture

[@anthonyambro3218]

Me to LMAO it the future

[@anthonyambro3218]

gamer lmao

[@ellatrick8186]

jeez me too

[@jeremiah-6387]

3:44. Look where the photo came from

[@kelseiallen-kuntze3993]

Oof

[@boopdog4593]

His.. .oof..

[@bananenkaas3191]

Ooooooooooof

[@xxxtentactionisthelegend5486]

Lol

[@gachacorn7077]

😁😀😃☺️🙂🙁☹️😕😧😨😰

[@Garrettcube]

0:50 They're watching a KZbin video in a KZbin video.

[@sjstewart9397]

youtubeception

[@happymamamia2117]

smosh is AWESOME

[@leighallan1496]

SJ Stewart ffff

[@ajclado2108]

no ur a shnoodle noodle

[@jolenesaddleback7422]

GarrettCube Noooo its a website shnoodles noodle XD

[@Chars._0_0]

They could've pretended to be together lol

[@loveyourself8627]

I K N O W R I G X T

[@dudeskistuff]

That's what I thought!

[@thatonesimp030]

Yah

[@thatonesimp030]

W

[@kaylaandninjax]

It’s a Groupon lol

[@anshulsharma9429]

It's been a few months since I became a fan of smosh and I really like their content but couldn't understand what older fans were on about. Now I see the difference in both the contents and it really was gold

[@KingNektus]

a different time, a different energy

[@Toopderp__]

@anshulsharma9429 dang 4 years i wonder how hes doing today

[@albaviera554]

@@Toopderp__hi

[@Toopderp__]

@@albaviera554 are you that guy? also hi

[@strangerchannel3614]

"I like online dating because you can do it without your clothes on."

[@potmanadventures2145]

Me:*claps*

[@mayburkeils6753]

@@potmanadventures2145 clapping what..? ;¬)

[@akhereamos1508]

Ambient God ^ >^ ~

[@Wockyalush]

Pants*

[@coolbeans4557]

“SHUT UP”

[@callous99]

I just came back to that video... Anthony's Klaus remind me soooooo much of Brandon Roger's Klaus. The name, the talking, the costume, the attitude, both German... it's wild.

[@longlostsoul]

"There's nothing to eat!" *cupboard FULL of food* Me every time

[@isabelchicas3934]

BattyKoda13 ha

[@getblazedfag9330]

BattyKoda13 I

[@williamsalgado9738]

same

[@name-cs8bv]

SAME

[@joelbohan4231]

BattyKoda13 that’s so my sister

[@4Mikz]

I really miss the classic Smosh :(

[@loveyourself8627]

Same :(

[@aidanbau]

Omg the nostalgia this video brings, I barely remember it, but it all seems soo familiar. This video just punched me in the face with nostalgic power.

[@blubbershoot7030]

Couldn't of they just went together and say that they were a couple?

[@maddielynn5402]

I was goingv to say that

[@louisnicholls6113]

Good point.

[@yasminzayed5740]

+Lukas hallo what how would she or he be

[@zentient3390]

Yeah

[@ufolien4831]

+Truitt Bullard they could pretend to

[@hermionegranger157]

I still dont understand how Ian and Anthony make prettier girls than I do. And I'm a legit girl, goddammit!

[@Speeditz_08]

Ikr

[@loop6913]

Are you pretty now?

[@panchalkunal97]

Are you even alive now ?

[@Gotlove-zq2zy]

@@loop6913 why do you care

[@k_nito7954]

@@Gotlove-zq2zy he tryna hit

[@KwakeSlayer]

Ian is like a blue tooth device. He can't pair

[@loopy3349]

He can pair with me any time (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@vetahall3720]

Kwake_VS_Gaming fuyyy

[@botondszakmary5092]

Kwake_VS_Gam

[@atigoble8016]

Kwake lol

[@fishyfists1621]

MidnightBull23 chill out dude it's just a joke

[@therealcanadian4873]

This is the best channel ever for “that’s what she said” jokes XD

[@sapphirestone8672]

Anthony's emo hair😂I miss It

[@bluelips501]

Same😂😂😂his hairs curly and short now ☹️

[@abdulmohsendashti913]

Sapphire Stone me too😭😫

[@zaneisanerd]

he brought his emo hair back now.

[@totallyinsanex3914]

J0LLYG00DG1RL45 no he didn't

[@zaneisanerd]

Totallyinsane X he did. he put it on his snapchat.

[@alecjohnson2864]

"Claus vill not lose his vife to some shnoodle noodle!"

[@zaneisanerd]

😂😂😂

[@juggg006]

Age of Ultron its VIFE

[@alecjohnson2864]

Op Evil Me Gaming Oh yeah you're right I just edited it

[@WeRektEconomy]

"Vhat are yu doing here vith dis... sphincter hammer?!" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@soupandsammich]

Shnoodle Noodle is my new favorite insult.

[@Pharaohred]

Why didnt they go pretending to be a couple? would have saved a lot of trouble lol

[@_fawkes]

Then we wouldn't have this hilarious video.

[@yourpapersplease5000]

And they wouldnt have that many weiners, logically :P

[@jlugt3834]

Archlight I would like your comment but it’s at 111 so I can’t due to international laws.

[@elainesb6330]

I know, just pretend to be a couple right?!

[@ThaqtRamone]

I love Clause's accent

[@morgtea]

Claus's accent was awesome!

[@schmoss7094]

🌚🌚🌚

[@AntlersAndAcorns]

xDD I'm German and I found his accent funny

[@theredspy9331]

🌚🌚🌚

[@meepymooo4209]

Anthony dresses up like a girl way to often

[@kwishywastaken4646]

Ikr

[@IDKLOLLL-oy7yo]

hit

[@IDKLOLLL-oy7yo]

m

[@xnortheast1106]

Meepymooo no

[@scypio8191]

@Black metal fan Nope.🤦‍♂️

[@sammac9986]

Watching these is makeing me realize how great the old smosh was

[@jfee2320]

Couldn’t they have just gone as a gay couple?

[@ghostlylinks3422]

J Fee That would have been funny

[@bellabee4755]

And Ian gets over attached or just try’s to far

[@daisybailey1091]

That’s what I was thinking 💭 but he’s not gay do you guys have a wife or gfs if not😉 jk I’m just messing with ya

[@Tcsman]

Because those didn’t exist back then

[@Therealbeastnor]

Yeah But thats gay

[@leighlaycock6090]

1:18 his face is creepy

[@edward7434]

That's the point

[@alyssafoley1439]

How?

[@thyxreaper]

0.5x

[@loveyourself8627]

Guess it’s worth a shot🤗

[@ilovelofe]

200th like

[@spartanmomomd]

From the beginning, I was like, just fake date each other!!!

[@Simon-cz2bq]

Ikr me too

[@absorp4036]

+Momo MD they probably wanted 4 wieners

[@SimplyAnExistence]

+Momo MD me too

[@aish8e]

But then, they'd get more 'gay' comments than ever.

[@LootLoot-]

Me to bro 😎

[@p4r4pp4ch4n]

When smosh was funny

[@sugerman9006]

I was the only guy who liked ur commet

[@p4r4pp4ch4n]

@@sugerman9006 okay

[@booboo_da_foo]

They still are

[@gustavoorellana5712]

Dude ir Airways bien funk y for me.

[@ballincat43.]

Parappasnoodles Tru

[@Sam-qm4ku]

6:10 listen with your eyes closed.

[@sheryllazor3188]

Oh My God Thats. Thats. PURRFECTIONNNN!

[@catherinegallogly26]

Ohhhhhhh my goooood

[@Kevin-vu9jp]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy

[@coolbeans4557]

Woahhhh

[@aurapixelz]

I don’t get it

[@tylersmith5335]

I wonder how many "Thats what she said" jokes can be made in this video.

[@loravosine4848]

+Tyler Smith no one knows..

[@lpsrainbowxoxo9943]

1,000,000,000

[@Thekidsinafrica14]

Over 9000

[@carlwheezerthecroissant3304]

+The Kids in Africa Damn it I was too slow :D

[@Applekinz]

There are exactly 38 "That's what she said" jokes. Yes. I counted.

[@birgitrusbach1340]

me while watching the video; ''WHY DON'T YOU PRETEND TO DATE EACH OTHER?!''

[@alien_8560]

Me 2 haha

[@JSPaul49]

Birgit Rusbach Probably limited in number of weiners they could shove down their throats.

[@txtainttickler2876]

I was thinking the same thing

[@anhvunguyen158]

Then they only got 2 wiener,lol If they got 2 date then you get 4 dicks,lol

[@mikkron1838]

Birgit Rusbach are you fking stupid they will only get 2 wieners

[@exe9512]

1:34 this photo looks like pewdiepie when he only had 1M subs

[@darkheart2783]

Hahahahahahaha

[@Freepapachongz]

Ian’s you photo 😂😂😂😂

[@laripse01]

watching all Smosh videos now that they've come back. Video rating: 8/10

[@angeliqueharris8352]

Nah seriously tho gotta get neck deep in the nostalgia

[@xciaobellax5375]

claus's cell phone keeps changing

[@crystalclarityart448]

All the times I've watched this, and I've never noticed that!

[@Fred-jf3gd]

you still alive? It's been 10 years.

[@partyplace15]

Girl: Ah, finally. This is the moment! Boy: Will you leave me? Girl: Nah! Boy: Do you love me? Girl: Yes, a lot! Boy: Have you ever cheated on me? Girl: No, why are you asking this? Boy: Will you kiss me? Girl: Everytime i get the chance! Boy:Will you ever hit me? Girl: Are you crazy?! Of course not! Boy: Can i trust you? Girl: Yes. Boy: Darling. Now read it all backwards!

[@Justin-tu6xi]

Henry Harms Wellz, youz notz coolz eitherz.

[@AmirRezalol]

Henry Harms ITS THE OPPOSITE

[@partyplace15]

Dang it

[@AmirRezalol]

Henry Harms you should replace the boy with the girl

[@SomeAsian]

Henry Harms nice!

[@nafizy1]

I honestly love you guys you guys always make my day when im sad i just watch your show and it makes me smile so thank you two

[@MrVin818]

Funny thing is, Anthony must've really liked playing the role of Klaus because he dresses just like him nowadays lol 😂🤣

[@JimmyBoy9878]

No he doesnt

[@MrVin818]

@@JimmyBoy9878 Bro, have you seen him lately? Yes, he does 😂

[@JimmyBoy9878]

@@MrVin818 every vid just shows him in trousers or jeans mate. What vids of him were you watching that had him in a dress?

[@MrVin818]

@@JimmyBoy9878 I'm not just talking about the one scene where he has to dress up like a girl. I'm talking about the metrosexual look he has nowadays that is very similar to the attire he had to where for the Klaus character.

[@JimmyBoy9878]

@@MrVin818 it is not even close to similar.

[@madwildocean03]

Am I the only one who died when Clause appeared for the first time??? 😂😂😂 I can literary feel Anthony's pain 😂😂

[@KatalinaKristina]

You two are like comedic geniuses. Keep up the good work!:)

[@leate1727]

About that......

[@verytastysoup3825]

:(

[@bullymaguire6942]

Yeah about that

[@amandaace2768]

this comment doesn't age well

[@jasonvazquez9518]

I'm sorry pal

[@diornobrando5245]

"my mouth is filled with wienner"-Ian2013

[@NuclearNubs]

2013*

[@laffy__taffy1721]

2013*

[@autumnmarie5274]

2013

[@fanta6963]

2013

[@nickb.7307]

why u everywhere clorox

[@lelandmcc]

0:13 you know you wanted that clip

[@_BeastGamerAndy_]

This whole video is just a big THATS WHAT SHE SAID Joke XD

[@juvenilesock1033]

I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THING!!!! 😂😂

[@lisamanalo6142]

+BeastGamerAndy but then they would only have two wieners, cause the couple has to share the Dick food

[@meredithwalt1160]

SHUT UP!

[@peternielsen1206]

+BeastGamerAndy thats the joke

[@ItsOwenTime1000]

No joke, I though the exact same words in the exact same order. That is so weird.

[@BoxCarBoy12]

More videos with Claus please! Anthony was hilarious with that German accent!

[@Cupcake3020]

Anthony as claus is killing me with this vid i cannot stop laughing LOL

[@EddieArtistic]

Who else would love to see them react to this video for a flashback?

[@Project_Zeko]

Better then twilight

[@krent933]

than*

[@parrottherainwing1415]

Than*

[@yasminzayed5740]

Then means like next after then and than is to compare two things just so you know

[@ranpogoose]

i first watched this when i was 7 and i missed so many of the jokes😭

[@sandedra329]

Could have just gone with each other, problem solved! :DDDD

[@rossross1833]

Ikr

[@wateryourhouseplants3973]

ikr

[@adriaanlips9479]

Thought the same thing!

[@stephiniegooch7461]

Danielle Sivori Nickel, I agree with you, they could of just pretended to be 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[@sallyjanewalker1870]

SkatingProductions1 ha ha ha

[@johnfreepunk6664]

Total legends right here. I laughed so hard when I first saw this vid. Thank you shnoodlenoodles

[@VampireFan-rf5kb]

Ian: Man, there's nothing to eat! Me: What about that open bag of pita chips in the food cabinet, Ian?

[@anthonysnyder7953]

No one: Nobody at all: No one ever in the unsiverse: Female freshman: 6:24

[@amyskelham4063]

Cool

[@pc_115]

Oh

[@Logical1121]

6:23

[@mambreon]

Smosh, thanks for brightening my days up with your videos, they make me feel very happy :P

[@alexterria4331]

This has to be one of their best episodes

[@RedEye-ll8gc]

Oh my SAUERKRAUT!!!

[@bubblezzinblack5742]

Anyone else agree that Anthony sounds like Mordecai, and Ian sounds like Rigby from Regular Show? Probably not. No? Okay.

[@kekoman7175]

I know they do sound like them

[@aws855]

They do totally agree

[@joshuavolper5164]

No not realy

[@WoW-fu5ov]

Anthony really do sounds like Mordo but Ian to Rigz absolutely not...

[@-miggy]

I agree about An but not really Anthony

[@ctrled1350]

Anyone see Anthony's shirt? "Tomahawk chop" Anyone remember that?

[@milkman8467]

i watched this video religiously when it came out

[@left4deadplayer]

Old Smosh videos made my day

[@cerysemma0225]

Anthony makes a good looking girl

[@tatiatsaguria6233]

Cerys Partridge youre right

[@caffeineabuser95]

Cerys danandphil crazy Partridge No, Ian does

[@KaraDaumueller-ez8sh]

Anthony's shirt is so nostalgic

[@carealoo744]

2006: Oh, look honey! Those 2 dopey guys from across the street are filming another one of their videos! So sweet. 2013: 0:55

[@ericlasley8920]

You guys are legendary. Probably the most Goated KZbin channel ever

[@vperalez06]

Once I was crying I watched smosh I stopped crying These videos make me laugh so hard they are awesome

[@The_Psycho_Red_Ranger]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this video! Man I remember when this video first came out!!!

[@theghostbanana2349]

Why is Anthony's Clause oddly familiar... Wait a second. Anthony might've inspired Brandon Rogers Clause! Huh.. Cool

[@mariah1372]

I noticed it too the outfit and accent. XD

[@thanos3076]

I thought it was inspired by bruno the movie

[@SexLuthor]

Yeah same man

[@no-jf3ei]

Just took me like 5 years to realize that they were the dead clones at 6:04 but a wig on top 😂

[@prodwhitegirlcam]

Did anyone else realize that on the coupon that they spelled wiener

[@colortempo4516]

Why you oh yeah yeah guys neverquit

[@MINE_GAMER_PT]

OK BRO WHY DO YOU OH YEAH YEAH MEMES NEVER STOP EVERY COMENT I GO TO SEE IT HAS THAT MEME!!!!

[@scypio8191]

Dumb?

[@corny5875]

@@colortempo4516 oh yeah yeah

[@ncrtrooper0845]

The literally millions of people Ian and Anthony people play in just a 6 or 5 minute video

[@ghoststatic3237]

They could've just presented to be a gay couple and go to the restaurant

[@lisamanalo6142]

+Ghost Static but then they would only have two wieners, cause the couple has to share the Dick food

[@тєяє]

+Ghost Static I was thinking the same thing xD

[@DownWithDC]

Just about to write it

[@T0mh.x]

+Ghost Static thats what i thought : )

[@tesselvandijk3632]

One time, me and my friend walked past the cafeteria at school and two teachers got their own table with really good food and stuff, and my friend said: ¨Hey! we want food like that too!¨ and the teachers told us it´s only for people with a date (jokingly) so my friend grabbed my hand and said ¨Oh but we´re on a date!¨ It was funny xD (we didn´t get the food though)

[@everythingthrice]

2:04 lol left handed people

[@feignedcube7554]

That’s his right hand

[@Joker-dp9sg]

Feigned Cube no on the page it says left-handed

[@feignedcube7554]

Boi The oh I see I’m dumb

[@5Lion5ofGod7]

I know right. Among the options besides men and women, there were gremlins and blow up dolls, many more but i noticed there's left handed too. Its like they are categorising us lefties lol.

[@goatswithwigs3752]

They went through all that hassle when they could've easily just pretended to be a gay couple?

[@SuperT]

What?

[@SuperT]

+SuperT lol I just commented when the secret life of pets trailer came on and I'm like what gay couple

[@christianhansen2928]

Lol

[@naomidrakulich]

I think bc in 2013 it was illegal and they would have got a lot of hate

[@Malak-tu5sc]

ikr!

[@ao-di6mv]

"weiner loving schnoodl noodle"😂

[@imogenj2562]

Ian isn't ugly :-)

[@alexkingston9688]

Ian ISNT ugly stupid head^

[@lemone630]

10 years later and I still laughed like a moron at "Come give me a kissenschloppen" for absolutely no reason

[@ysmuwahid]

I miss smosh so much when I was a kid I used to use the phrases from every video in some situations…

[@straightuptyler5242]

Imagine somebody who was blind and heard this whole video

[@sonjalam3843]

"Oh wow, I almost married a dude" still gets me after all these years 😂

[@Rmbray-yd2mm]

I always watch the old ones just to see Anthony 💯

[@ChriseanMorgan]

did anyone notice in that option box they had saintanist forgive me if I spelled it wrong

[@sallyjanewalker1870]

Chrisean Morgan I did not notice that

[@macanacat6687]

Chrisean Morgan no what are you even talking about and what option box

[@ChriseanMorgan]

+Macanacat 66 on the dating website

[@robloxearthyyoutubertv97]

Chrisean Morgan

[@idqn]

Chrisean Morgan

[@fjaaa8288]

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."

[@cfclegend7509]

fjaaa noice

[@littlesthaley]

I am surprised nobody commented: I subbed, NOW WHERE IS MY WIFE

[@KedaKruww]

you did it....

[@littlesthaley]

wesley kruzen I was making a point and i didnt mean to comment it

[@littlesthaley]

***** oh i didnt see anyone post it.

[@xecolieu1030]

ikr i subscribed so i can get laid by the supple wife D:

[@thomaslithgow5691]

Ya i subscribed and it didn't work D;,'

[@foxythefox1264]

Some reason I keep looking at the the photo of the guy smiling while holding the beer In the end and just laughing for no reason but for looking funny! 😂

[@piehooversrus4901]

Still a better love story then twilight

[@rexbutbetterthentheotheron1316]

Ohh they meant hot dogs

[@thedopes144]

They ate penjs

[@WilliamSteph.]

What did u think they ment 😂

[@LuidgiReal]

@@WilliamSteph. I thought they ment dog tales

[@jaysflight.]

I was really hoping that were going to go as a gay couple... Why are my dreams always crushed? 😂

[@tugfa888]

Jaysflight cuz nobody likes you

[@dylandockery1023]

I'm sorry for your lose

[@ishaquearthur3629]

jaysflight are you gay

[@groose4896]

I dont think they would wont to record that

[@anabelo8767]

same

[@TequilaTornado-xq1dw]

Okay but “Maryj papers” as “Marriage Papers” is 👌 brilliant

[@conntoons_4848]

Claus still cracks me up to this day.

[@tianafigueroa9887]

Omg Anthony plays that part so good😂😂

[@Speeditz_08]

Ikr

[@nealforreals2098]

5:20 better love story than Twilight

[@dummyfunny5098]

10 years later and laughed my fuckin ass off . That was hilarious .

[@alexmaclellan5631]

2:19 my brain when someone asks me a question

[@matthewmccarty8164]

6:03 AS BEAUTIFUL AS EVER

[@Pearl-yn7ek]

Hahahah! Nice Bruno impression.

[@boulosius2518]

it's so stupid yet hilarious, nostalgia

[@benjamendycame536]

Who's watching this because they miss Anthony

[@thedopes144]

Benjamendy Came mee

[@killer0caiden677]

Lzloka!!a

[@saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014]

I do

[@jamt12teen]

Imagine if you are blind and listened to this

[@MikeKojoteStone]

I, as a German, feel positively violated by this video. I really hope we will meet Klaus again some time in the future... ;-D

[@isaiahperez8735]

Such high quality for 10 years ago.