If Every Thief Was A Getaway Driver

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The best criminals have been assembled for the perfect heist - the only problem is, they're all get away drivers...
Cast:
Anthony Padilla
Ian Hecox
Courtney Miller
Shayne Topp
Ryan Todd
Director: Ryan Todd
1st Assistant Director: Sean McCullough
Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Ryan Finnerty, Kurt Maloney
Produced by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, Ryan Todd
Creative Director: Joe Bereta
Coordinating Producer: Yvonne Peoples
Director of Photography: John Jimenez
Camera: Brennan Iketani
Assistant Camera: Kyle Haubert
Sound: Dave Kauffman
Grips: Pattrick Egan, Lee Eisenhower, Ryan Baustian
Art Director: Lindsey Liberman
Makeup: Paula Barkley
PA / Makeup Assistant: Brianna Hinojosa
Wardrobe: Felicia Cowley & Feleicia Martin
Edited by: Michael Barryte
Assistant Editor: Katie Reed
Post Supervision by: Ryan Finnerty
DIT/Media Mgmt: Gabe Laguer
BTS: Phil Mohr
Color: Mike Burton
PA: James Thornton, Andrea Santana, Jordan Silva
Art PA: Beau Miller
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[@lovinpeacestfm6357]

"He has such a way with words..." "I.. dwive caws...."

[@momoka9873]

And it's so fking cute

[@thefallen_magmademon6461]

Wow you drive cows

[@noeromero3292]

Ngl he actually has such a way with words

[@philshady808]

This is basically my crew when i am playing GTA V Heists.

[@cherrybombrose7351]

Basically

[@cherrybombrose7351]

Slash5678 One could say the same for your comment

[@leof2212]

+Slash5678 Obviously you do or else you wouldn't have replied and just ignored it

[@leof2212]

Omg I'm so insulted by a twelve year old's comment Ima kill myself

[@ADAM-og9vb]

So true

[@colbybrown6023]

"I drive cars" -Shane Topp Sept 16th 2016

[@ucdgams8709]

Its shyne

[@ucdgams8709]

@@rycvillafranca5643 oof i missed the a

[@aljones696969]

No it's caws

[@kiana387]

@@ucdgams8709 WRONG ⛔

[@sphjinx1448]

@@kiana387 it’s Shayne.

[@lawnchairEnjoyer]

6 years later and I’m now just realizing Shane is a Ryan Gosling reference

[@katherinewren9906]

7 years later and Sasha Lawman and Ryan are actually married

[@jakeeynick1369]

How to pick up the ladies: say "I drive cars"

[@maxwell2953]

Jakeeynick he acually says "I dwive caws"

[@theshockkid1664]

Jakeeynick it is dwive

[@Fatandy357]

Unstoppable Gaming SHUT UP

[@pugslikefireanimations4095]

Jakeeynick noo its i.......dwive cars

[@mahmoudnofal5451]

Jakeeynick lol I drive cars

[@Matthew9203]

Who else agrees that Stevie should be brought back!!??

[@silveriohernandez7286]

Me

[@SasukeUchiha-zl6zq]

Stevie is what made the videos bad

[@johntrainor5672]

YES #BringBackStivie

[@sammyhoffman4812]

Um how about back to just being Ian and Anthony?!

[@melanicordova5629]

I drive cars

[@louisharrison4103]

When you are so badass that your getaway car is a nissan

[@Nullicity]

“Let’s Rock and Roll” “Time to get sweaty” “I drive cars” “Suns out Guns out” “I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum” *”I drive cars”* “Let’s get down to business” “And live life a quarter of a mile at a time”

[@luigiman64]

Okay f*** it I'm just going

[@FunnyOrDie]

For a guy who can't shut up about driving cars, that Ryan guy sure spent a lot of time not driving them. False advertising RYAN!

[@HasanAhmed-gm9wg]

Hai

[@pewdiepie2jjjn741]

lol

[@MsMaigen]

The

[@gooey391]

Lel

[@MrRubberRainbows]

Derp

[@maddieg.9034]

"he just has such a way with words!""I....dwive cars.." XD most romantic scene I have ever seen in my life xD

[@mememaster9644]

Very romantic ♥️

[@manojanton-rajkumar6923]

Still better lovestory than twighlight

[@agoatinacoat7148]

My thoughts exactly

[@killme3362]

Better than twilight

[@BeatlessAnimations]

Its A Better Love Story Than Twilight

[@denjiteo]

I'm Mario and you're *LiNgUinE*

[@herosam1390]

Yeah whatever...

[@joymhel8775]

Lets rock n roll!

[@christo_sk8540]

ren they are getting food from LINGUINI!!!!

[@Solarianv3]

linguine

[@kla7210]

How many times did Ian reload the gun!?

[@zoranernjakovic7247]

That looks like a Beretta 92 and they have 10 bullets. So, if he cocked it once to prime it, the other 2 times he just ejected two other bullets. So, he has only 8 bullets. Not enough to rob a jewelry store. The Beretta probably wasn't enough by itself. He should've used a 12 gauge shotgun or an Uzi. I rest my case.

[@keerthiraajan3587]

@@zoranernjakovic7247 its a toy gun idiot

[@thejuggernaut7340]

@@zoranernjakovic7247 you are way to into this

[@gamerman6405]

@@thejuggernaut7340 *too

[@darthraver]

4 times 3 outside 1 inside

[@astaine4394]

At all of Shane's lines I couldn't stop laughing

[@anons.9200]

Shayne* It's a common mistake made by 50% of the comment section.

[@tessbess1973]

Lovely Fox22 SHAYNE

[@astaine4394]

S. Han sorry I typed Shayne and it said it was wrong

[@therpgshow-7317]

Tessbess lol

[@hayleylambo]

Shane has such a way with words......... 😂😂😂

[@WaterCamelz]

I drive cars

[@kayasinensis]

I drive cars

[@nojatha4637]

I drive cars

[@rivszn]

I drive cars

[@DAMIENDMILLS]

*WIPING TEARS OFF MY FACE* Beautiful...You are all true poets...

[@lolafearon7769]

i dont have a license

[@calebpro4659]

"I drive cars" "He has SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS"

[@tanakasaitama6659]

Anthony: Rocket. Ian: Star lord. Sasha: Gamora. Shane: Groot. Owner of comic store: Drax.

[@momoka9873]

Woah

[@Cologram]

Ummm fake fan. His name is Ryan 😒

[@frankiewazzaz8965]

Linguini

[@Acav_]

Tanaka Saitama wow

[@froxyofficial8214]

Cologram stfu his real name is shane topp you idiot

[@dayne6315]

Shane's character is like Groot but he says "i drive cars"😂😂😂

[@huubswennenhuis9804]

Ayano Elissah Plays yup

[@poopfacejones3333]

Ayano Elissah Plays his jacket is from drive

[@crypticgrim7609]

I drive cars We drive cars

[@coconut5765]

Shayne*

[@silentclaw6439]

Its Shayne not Shane have some respect

[@MarvelSHS10]

I drive cars is the new I am Groot

[@MultiTheLosers]

oh gawd i hope not

[@Aliyahu]

My thoughts exactly

[@DA-dn6hh]

I drive cars

[@juliendacoolien3454]

We... drive cars.

[@aekz5971]

+Julien Da Coolien OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD!

[@clayroemer4801]

Shayne has the best phrases: I drive Cars. Hello dominos your my favorite pizza place

[@adityavajandar5433]

@@thejoker4022 was wondering the same thing lmao

[@samcherry1996]

@@thejoker4022 That line is originally from a Try Not To Laugh challenge they did about a year ago.

[@jovette1966]

Ohhhhh this is the video on the INTERNETTTT!

[@cyborgvison2024]

So true

[@dadolicous494]

Driving cars you say(jojo refrence battle tendency)

[@Bovix_]

"I'm Mario, and uh.. you're Lungini.. Heha.."

[@clickitytap9914]

Bovix I was gonna say that

[@SleepyC0bra]

Lungini? Lol

[@HerraPeruna]

Liungini

[@lucers6941]

1:54

[@sniperking6321]

Who remebers the time when smosh was only ian and anthony😂

[@ryankrupka7408]

me 💔💔💔

[@werwar441]

screw you.

[@ryankrupka7408]

Wer War lol

[@werwar441]

jk

[@werwar441]

Ian and anthony were in this video 99% with more actors they can do more.

[@carmenbutter8737]

SHOURTNEY!!!!❤

[@emmaring8592]

I was waiting for this comment thank you.

[@hanalabanza3565]

YEEESSS. FINALLYYY

[@meridat3293]

Yesss

[@carmenbutter8737]

i know Right😂

[@khamet6058]

......dont break walls it makes us think

[@jbmusic911]

Shane in 2016 doing something funny:"l like cars" Shane in 2020 doing something funny: :*screaming*

[@silentclaw6439]

Its Shayne not Shane have some respect

[@TheStarGurl98]

Ian: "let's rock and roll" Anthony: suns out guns out Courtney: LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS Shane: I dwive cars

[@silentclaw6439]

Its Shayne not Shane have some respect

[@TheSlingshotKid73]

​@@silentclaw6439💩💩

[@giggityking6505]

EVERY PIRATE EVER

[@childrenssoup]

Hey Luffy! Hows life going! Seen Koby lately?

[@Reefle]

Inder how did I find you 0_o

[@maxoguz3301]

worst animu ever one piece is the ultimate anime

[@TheGoodMan211]

cory in the house*

[@Rodark_GR]

oi,are you lost?

[@baconball37]

i dwrive cawrs

[@gooberguttle424]

I dwive cawrs 2

[@jojovargas9804]

I dwive cars 3

[@HalftimeHorror]

Who else thinks Ian looks like Freddie mercury

[@defaultclips3487]

Joseph Vargas is a great man

[@kirakiryu1020]

I dwive warthogs. ~Grif

[@emeraldnindragon8332]

Im just now realizing Ryan is a reference to Ryan Gosling in Drive

[@joymhel8775]

Shayne is like Groot from Guardians of the galaxy

[@zareefyasar7521]

FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WHO NOTICED, but i think they should've made groot always say im groot

[@xxbloodwhichxx6273]

I dwive cars

[@franzi6708]

XxBloodWhich xX *caws 😂

[@Justintheminerr]

XxBloodWhich xX i dwive caws

[@yidengli2687]

XxBloodWhich xX 。

[@rangers3696]

"i love cars" the best catchphrase ever

[@nojatha4637]

It's "I DWIVE cars"

[@hugoarteaga8211]

yea

[@hugoarteaga8211]

newwwwww smosh YEA I watch it but I never COMENT I was 4 come on

[@ykl1277]

I am Groot.

[@cloroxgaming6379]

he said he drives cars

[@adityavajandar5433]

Can't believe the dude at 4:11 used to play as Stevie in their older videos

[@raeofsunshine9401]

“He has such a way with words” “I....dwive caws” 😂😆

[@jetjet3136]

FINALLY SHOURTNEY LOL

[@amalgamationprime3168]

Courthaney

[@caryswhitehead1844]

Yess

[@ttvm4096]

Finally a video with Anthony and Ian :D

[@deakaroshi5551]

Every Friday there is a Ian and Anthony video cause they are working on a new movie and they dont have time to make video's.

[@deakaroshi5551]

That was one week ago

[@ttvm4096]

+GustaZ Chill brah Lmao

[@gustaz702]

^^^

[@poyrazguler320]

ikr

[@johnbako4863]

I'm Mario and you're Linguini 😂😂😂😂

[@nhproductions1895]

This is how many times ian reloaded 👇

[@mememaster9644]

Am i the only that comes back just for "I dwive caws"

[@electerz4781]

Noep

[@mememaster9644]

YAYYYY

[@kobelynch7686]

nup

[@sutoraiku9848]

Yep

[@Fredupwithu]

Guest 1532 no

[@emilyxmt]

Shourtney kinda happened?

[@dm.ackermann8499]

I mean there acting

[@funnymanntv]

WHY ARE PEOPLE SHIPPING LIVING, BREATHING PEOPLE?

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

SHARTNEY!

[@Casedilla73]

Cayne and i guess shourtney is more of a ship name

[@mechadoggy]

MightyDrömmstik But knowing Smosh’s style and brand, Shartney seems to fit more than Shourtney

[@Jade-kw4rj]

3:18 When smosh ships Courtney and Shayne SHARTNEY Oof I said SHARTney

[@cyborgvison2024]

Pretty sure its shourtney

[@liambutler2924]

" I dwive caws "

[@davidenivan]

Why did he reload his gun 5 times in a row without shooting?

[@sweenhoe1066]

Effect

[@BSPancake]

that's not reloading, that's chambering a new bullet

[@murphyheller9946]

5 times....

[@ipm9630]

Comedy

[@goose4872]

which is called loading a new bullet

[@fang7149]

Finally, a freaking video with Anthony and Ian in it.

[@michelleb2322]

seriously when it was just them it was WAY better, the other people r not even funny. what happened to the old smosh

[@ducksforthewin212]

Oh you mean like the fucking friday video, shut the fuck up man

[@user-pz7fp2qv8y]

+Michelle Ackles i totally agree

[@mackydriscoll4112]

Agreed

[@babybeks2860]

Fooking yas

[@nicholasdarden80]

when shayne did the catchphrase it was the best thing ever

[@ashasedits2340]

I love that Russian accent Courtney lmao

[@kollynnyenhuis3293]

Well... It's still a better love story than twilight

[@JazminW-nc2wq]

I… {strokes Sasha's face} dwive cars

[@JetstreamKody]

Jazmin Pringle will you marry me now your words make me want to marry you

[@thebreadyisready7397]

Gamer Darkz Ninja I drive cars two

[@endergeo116]

Remember when this was called " The Worst Heist Ever" Or atleast not every thief is the getaway driver

[@Underrated87]

Yeah

[@rowanburns4841]

I've watched like 50 of these Smosh videos in a row..

[@antoniothemusicmaker]

I felt so bad for Anthony when Ian started going off on Anthony's mustache. He looked so sad 2:20

[@viktoryaa5028]

They're acting. They love teasing about each other. They're bestfriends!

[@Omarions]

Agreed

[@danskates8607]

Same :(

[@gooey391]

Apart of me broke, no mustache should be treated that way.

[@trentofmedia152]

I drive cars

[@TomStinkss]

"The robber stole 3 comics!" Says while having a picture of six comics.

[@Rumi0o0]

But he dropped some sooooo

[@thescreamingbanana4791]

"But something happened in that getaway car.. I fell in love." Wow! In such a short amount of time? *Every gacha story ever*

[@afiab6174]

Wow there outfits and hair look HOT

[@gooey391]

Right

[@VeriganTheTemplar]

Wut

[@turbotaquitogoogle8095]

Their

[@jazzydragon4498]

Well, I was about to compliment them on that. But, it seems you've already done it for me! :-)

[@paulapenny5475]

H

[@jarrodno8555]

I’m so high and I can’t stop laughing at Shane’s catraphrase “I dwive cars”

[@justinjx3]

"We are like Mario Brothers. I'm Mario and you're uh... you're linguine." *KILLED ME* lol xD

[@tengisandluigi]

"I drive cars" Still a better love story than twilight

[@ronshirazi5794]

damn she played Sasha really well actually

[@ronshirazi5794]

i mean the russian one

[@syberssybers9951]

+Ron Shirazi XD

[@mikaylaorchard1108]

Ron Shirazi I dwive caws

[@ogusernames7353]

Gets all dramatic *"I drive cars!.."*

[@riadel-daou5419]

I love how Shane said I drive cars and it got that effect

[@davidattenborough1631]

OH MY GOD MULAN!!!!! I think im actually I love with Courtney.

[@cadebell1761]

I love smosh

[@trentofmedia152]

I really like all the people at Smosh. Even the old squad

[@senakumapley9800]

I drive cars

[@amethyst4zhy]

m too

[@phokme7458]

You should work on your grammar

[@jeaya]

How to get ladies: 1.say that you drive cars even though you dont

[@Luker-qx1ut]

WTF

[@thisyoutubegirl3061]

,

[@kkeng6555]

well if you drive a lamboghini or shit

[@macey5028]

MagandaJeaya Jay XD

[@nobodylikesmexdimdeadinsid2243]

MagandaJeaya Jay xd

[@THEMAN-py6qi]

No one has noticed shane is supposed to be the driver from Drive based on his jacket.

[@ElmosUniverse]

when Shayne said "I drive cars".... I felt that.

[@shaden6890]

lol best heist ever $1.50 they're rich

[@ThePitterShow]

Shaden

[@levrur7913]

Pretty much how i make each heist in payday

[@ansonrong2308]

Shaden I'm so sorry They're*

[@lazy7279]

This is every gta online heist

[@kekky2033]

Shaden the truth is that the rest goes to offshore

[@abryswanson2281]

Heh heh, "Mario and Linguini"

[@jacobdodgin6379]

Abry Swanson I was thinking the same thing

[@andrewjackson7667]

Abry Swanson 😂😂

[@dgerz]

2:59 the caps been broken off, you can still see the orange plastic

[@lewissanderson4896]

I really want that Shourtney photo at the end without writing on it😭

[@baileykeys4791]

anyone else miss back then when it was just Ian and Him at there house being stupid?

[@tateduran9255]

Anthony

[@user-pz7fp2qv8y]

ya

[@debrapresley3156]

Yeah

[@enid22ful]

a little but i like this more. it makes them look profecional

[@user-pz7fp2qv8y]

i miss those very much

[@00piumghsts]

Ryan should be a uber driver

[@hazk5227]

But he cant drive

[@averagetoad2802]

and hes dead

[@tinqfen]

He can't

[@bole35d91]

🐘💨

[@stephanie9568]

Doge Meme I don't mean to be that person buuutttttt *an

[@beepboop7748]

4:27 this man is a genius, the shopkeeper hid the necklaces under the glass table as you can see inside the table

[@gudetama636]

1:56 Anthony: I’m Mario and you’re uh, you’re Linguini Ian: Really?

[@No-xw7mo]

It took them 5 minutes just to rob three comics which usually would've taken 1 minute

[@No-xw7mo]

I dwive cars

[@No-xw7mo]

Less than a minute

[@The_Vinil]

Shayne's i drive caws is soooooo cute❤️💛💚💙💜

[@The_Vinil]

I'm in love with shayne

[@goodvybs5390]

ok

[@mejill5948]

I DRIVE CARS!! 0:40 0:58 3:13 3:16 3:37 3:57

[@drxnitro4259]

I Drive Cars

[@tinkywinky4910]

This is still one of my favorite skits they’ve done😂

[@lamarcarter8264]

The ad I saw was made by smosh

[@nojatha4637]

Dances are stupid.

[@Ghosty-pq4np]

so are you

[@thedabbingunicorn4394]

nobody asked you for your opinion on dancing nojatha

[@lolafearon7769]

i saw dat ad too

[@blackpiggylive947]

I dwive cars

[@volttrooper6535]

I honestly don't know why people don't like Smosh now like I've been with them for about 2 and a half years and all I've seen is improvement like wow just having Anthony and Ian isn't that gonna get tired out like come on let them do them and be happy on what we have as content watcher. I think Smosh is better than ever and you guys should just support the new crew and make them feel at home like why all the hate lol there great comedic actors

[@NatalleeK]

This is basically what I'm thinking too. I definitely agree with you.

[@btm5034]

Yea me too

[@shrimpz]

VoLT Trooper I've been watching them for 5/6 years and I definitely do see why people think that Smosh is bad but I love Smosh even more since they added new members. I remember when they added Mari, Lcorn, Sohin, and Joven and then everyone else and they've made a huge improvement since it was just Ian and Anthony making sketches by themselves

[@sodkfniw2669]

VoLT Trooper Same

[@oathkeeperdreamstar5777]

VoLT Trooper I dwive kawrs

[@Flumpie_Waffle]

Some people are saying in the comment section who came here from the animation but what the heck is the animation I didn't see no animation I just came here cuz I wanted to watch a Smosh video

[@adarkwinter7092]

This is probably my favourite new smosh video

[@calichandler7413]

I just want everyone to know " I drive cars "

[@daddytachanka8076]

Dwive caws*

[@Fatandy357]

cali chandler Cool

[@LazyTacoProductions]

hes literally the first person besides Ryan Gosling who does not look like a toolbox with the scorpion drive jacket

[@sadiesolomon6363]

Potomac Studios j

[@josepadilla2728]

I drive cars

[@savage_turtle6957]

Potomac Studios I CAME HERE FROM SMOSH ANIMATED

[@EveryweekRandoms]

"I dwive cars" 😂😂😂😂

[@notloc-zu8lz]

this is my favorite smosh video

[@nikelodeon1139]

Where are all the "shourtney" comments. If their in character does it not count??

[@ireneye5234]

Nikelodeon IKR but l really ship them in character and not

[@zachiga]

Am I the only one that got the "Drive" reference?

[@SLOPTOBERFEST]

I was looking through the comments and thought the same thing!

[@Chaz_Bourno]

Nope I get it

[@alexcorona]

Every person got it. Literally every single person who ever saw that movie got it.

[@linkeffect82]

It's a Drive AND Groot reference!

[@samuelcarson1044]

They did the "he has such a way with words " jokes already 😭😭😭😭😭

[@indieblue8297]

Absolutely love the Drive reference. Thank you.

[@cherrysauce8878]

Just saying if you guys didn’t get it at ALL: *Ryan Drives Cars...*

[@simbasorariku3]

How do you mistake a comic book store for a jewelry store?!

[@mr.sandwich7420]

isn't it obvious? both of them have the letter G in the name, duh.

[@Kronicaler]

i don't get it

[@simbasorariku3]

Appleberry Smith True

[@gerardvlogs2249]

Ryan=Groot Shassa=Rocket Raccoon Ian=Star Lord P.S who's here from the animation? P.P.S i dwive cars....

[@valtterikilppari]

TwoAdventureKids! what?

[@blueish5063]

TwoAdventureKids! Does that make Anthony Drax?

[@gerardvlogs2249]

Yup!

[@theasianprophet]

TwoAdventureKids! ? I don't get it

[@bobisbob3733]

Um, no. Ian is linguini. Duh.

[@jinnyh2237]

Shayne only said i dwive cars but the others seem understand what he was tryna say LMAOOOO

[@furrytrashandstuff1260]

I have been watching this channel forever and I think that this is the best channel that I've seen

[@luispa777]

I don't drive cars :'(

[@dacepeso4177]

OK then

[@trentofmedia152]

IIII drive cars

[@ryanqkfcman]

This is one of the good videos after 2013

[@bambii-_]

i, too, dwive caws

[@blazeteam7856]

Sasha: I love you The boy: I drive cars

[@Vilppy]

I like how Shayne is essentially Ryan Gosling in Drive.

[@turbo2656]

Finally someone who realised

[@dukiroki6891]

​@@turbo2656man it's surreal to see that basically no one understood the refetence

[@owltaro]

Best catchphrase 2016 "I dwive cars..."

[@garrwheezington6990]

I LOVE WHEN SASHA SPINNED THE GUN AND JUST SHOT EVERYTHING😂

[@jocosesonata]

I just realized, people should include Shayne into the Literally Me edits.

[@jessleen1234]

Their content is getting better I think! It's been a while since I last genuinely laughed from their videos, and their recent ones made me laugh !

[@osiria391]

You just spin de gun in a cirrcle so you can hit everything in a 360 raedius.