Every Library Ever

[@souperspoons]

“Don’t mess with the biblioteca” - Courtney Miller 2020

[@sospylon5848]

I'm curious if this was on purpose

[@souperspoons]

@Keii Scribble biblioteca* don't mess with the Spanish language

[@Sandra-nr3tl]

@@souperspoons biblioteca is italian

[@Sandra-nr3tl]

@Keii Scribble it's an italian word

[@philly3294]

It's also in Bulgarian

[@Q_LeLeqteur]

"Sorry if I hurt..Is it hurting?" "No" *pause* "It's 'Looking for Alaska' it's not gonna hurt me"

[@Ethan.r859]

What

[@LPSkrislyn]

Niq Le lecteur that book hurts so bad what

[@amelie4803]

I need a new book is it worth it?

[@ArloLinn]

Can’t say I remember much about it as I read it a few years ago, but I can remember that I enjoyed it

[@sprite5798]

I read looking for alaska in 6th grade... let’s just say my clean mind was no more

[@alessiamaes]

"I'M BEING SPANKED IN A SAFE SPACE!" - Shayne

[@wednesdayaddamsismyinnerbeast]

Fliddy you can see Courtney loving it

[@Samuel8657]

(inhale) OOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@Fish-qn6rm]

Courtney: *throws book* Shane: *yells* Courtney: *I p e e d*

[@alihassan4060]

You have the magic number

[@walterwhite3294]

Thank you so much for this hidden detail...No one noticed...

[@NCon-to5wn]

Heheheheh 666th like

[@angeldust3676]

I read this comment as that seen came on perfect timing of scrolling through the comments

[@grace-eq5ge]

4:54 that child's head fell clean off Note to self never let shayne handle a baby

[@snapbackblu9299]

little fishy legit thought it was real baby for moment then saw head fall off was like whaaaaaa

[@shadow_master7303]

The way Damion reacted though🤣🤣🤣

[@marytesic1540]

Well it's gonna be hard since he's gonna be his daddy XD

[@TuberTugger]

fun fact: It was actually attached with ballistic jelly to the true consistency and tensile strength of a young infant. Shayne is just a monster.

[@drewvarner8001]

grassy grape I have not seen that part and now I’m scared

[@GodBear97]

"I can't wait until these young-adult novels grow up and become big books" is probably my favorite book joke

[@aapiepo]

Ian: WHERE’S ANTHONY! Librarian: Sir we need you to leave the library.

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

I was waiting for this to happen but it didn't.

[@tyye767]

500th like

[@Stre55ed1]

@@tyye767 nobody cares

[@charlottes1786]

Noah, playing a guitar: All I want is Anthony and all I want is Anthony

[@cwolf201]

@@charlottes1786 also Keith in one of the try not to laughs. (yep I'm reference an ep where he did it) *picks up phone. puts on a high pitched voice* "Anthony are you coming back?" *hangs up phone* "Anthony isn't coming back"

[@SonicAmbrose]

Omg the incident with Courtney and Shane telling each other to be quiet was priceless😂😂😂

[@KatinkaMaika]

Somehow got the feeling they hashed out some real tension 😄

[@potatogod9134]

4:56 I love how Damien is the only one who notices the decapitated baby

[@ethanscapes6608]

Pewsepticplier7 YT “decapitated baby” say that out of context

[@kenziew6026]

Dude I saw that fall off and I’m like is no one going to talk about this? 😂

[@tiktok-lk2lv]

I did

[@syedmunirakhtar]

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[@syedmunirakhtar]

Sallem I the best

[@rebawinchester]

“It’s Looking For Alaska, it can’t hurt me” - oh you poor poor soul.

[@amelie4803]

I need a new book, is it worth it?

[@rebawinchester]

Ami Flx in my opinion, yes - there’s a reason it was on a banned list

[@Gloomyraindrop]

@@rebawinchester Why was it on the banned list?

[@ruptal6932]

Wobba wobb

[@CryoticMienshao]

i was your 420th like. lol

[@Roblering]

"Do you have Artemis Fowl? I wanna read it before the movie comes out" Can't believe that joke has been relevant for 19 years

[@cwolf201]

even more now with an actual existing trailer

[@cilliandolan1093]

Lady Robler ok the accuracy of this hurts

[@sylvies5078]

@@cwolf201 wHAT

[@jvckoffjill]

I have the book and i didnt even finish reading it

[@memelocks7066]

The book is alot more better than the movie

[@thetruth8243]

4:53 When the baby's head fell off I felt that

[@lilasarva1503]

Charming nowhere to hide you know this is not the comment section right

[@_brean__xu__1741]

hahahahahaha🤣🤣🤣

[@byeyangeecrack867]

The Truth Is, My Complaints Are Not Valid

[@jp_wilson]

Byeyangee Jerome and the guys name is the truth

[@kelpqueen159]

As someone who works in a library, this is scarily accurate.

[@fletch_a_sketch8448]

KelpQueen159 so you experience people being spanked by books regularly?

[@mikewasowski6964]

ShadedCobra 46 who hasn’t?

[@kelpqueen159]

ShadedCobra 46 Yes, it’s actually pretty funny to watch.

[@editattackz94]

KelpQueen159 Pewdiepie commented on my last video 🤭🤫

[@phtevensekluchi8654]

ZachAttack even if he did I wouldn’t look. I don’t care

[@chunnil4898]

"STI's are actually kind of fun... Talk to you later, grandma!" -Courtney Miller, 2020

[@cowji8809]

What's wrong with that sentence?

[@azlxns]

@@cowji8809 that's not Courtney

[@cowji8809]

@@azlxns I know

[@autosarte7356]

Could be referring to a subie

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

@@autosarte7356 What is a subie?

[@tomalungu8663]

4:53 Shane's baby head just said: Aight,amma head out

[@dummythicc7075]

Toma Lungu i was ur 69th comment 😀

[@bamgedits5284]

Pun intended?

[@thuphung367]

@@bamgedits5284 yep

[@prakashshirsekar5568]

I amma HEAD out

[@branstanimo]

They need to make a Every Apple store ever part 2 around December, where Courtney finally gets to her appointment from the first one where Noah said she had to reschedule till Christmas 2020

[@marymikula2126]

Hilarious Dude! 👍🤔😂

[@seamusquain2706]

She Will Only Be Reschedueled To Jan 1, 5381

[@tarynkane9833]

The blooper with Shayne and Courtney when Courtney throws a book and misses is my new favorite clip of all time. I love watching their banter they're so cute

[@tonjibyrd]

tell me why i CRIED laughing at the baby's head falling off?!

[@DarrylJRA]

redhead courtney is so pretty 🥺 scratch that: any courtney is pretty.

[@GamesNStuff12]

Is Courtney FREAKING Miller cute?

[@jordynnenoelting3807]

Solo

[@Stre55ed1]

@@GamesNStuff12 *P E R H A P S*

[@heyyykj]

@@GamesNStuff12 OFC COURTNEY FREAKING MILLER IS CUTE

[@squirrelmilk.]

Red head courtney is what I like

[@mitchkov404]

Court has been turning into a rlly good actor over the last several months

[@birchyboiii]

Courtney*

[@darthvidar-spiller5343]

She has.

[@urmomisaworkofart6534]

AzlTheDzl - Minecraft and more It’s a nickname :)

[@user-jn9gq3co8x]

I Just Watch Videos court?!?

[@user-jn9gq3co8x]

I Just Watch Videos court?!?

[@samsungrefrigerator6045]

3:44 Oh I get it, the sticks are BANGING each other! Hahahahaha

[@sarahlarson2172]

Rotfl.

[@snarls3760]

Can you tell me about that one night stand with philza minecraft

[@niloofarshaghaghi4870]

huh, Smosh is really getting their money's worth out of those fake babies.

[@TuberTugger]

Fake?

[@marktloy4740]

Yeah. I thought the were real

[@azlxns]

those are real

[@lavenderixi]

azlxns no they’re not

[@chiokec]

Johnny Yakutilov so was the baby

[@odgykins]

“He was pissing me off so I pushed him off a bridge.......nah he’s fine.......he landed on 3 ducks.” -Courtney Miller 2020

[@raajidoshi]

I saw this comment right as I heard this part!

[@mrclash1290]

The "SHUT UP!" intro would've worked so good with this vid.

[@banoffepie.]

Levi wtf- 🤭

[@zainibsais9218]

@Kiana Home what do you mean

[@banoffepie.]

@@zainibsais9218 why is Levi here-

[@ashutoshghige]

*SHUT UP!*

[@I_dont_want_a_stupid_handle]

@@banoffepie. No one cares

[@Co_mill]

Jackie in those outtakes have me DEAD

[@LOLWAAHH]

Link to the stick videos she was in??

[@jaxonfreeze7882]

Hi

[@oSamiSrzo]

You did good too, miller... you did good.

[@Th3F4llenAng3l]

She's really funny ! Hope we'll see her more 😂

[@purpleisfetch714]

We stan

[@emily9201]

6:42 "Sorry if that hurt. Is it hurting?" "No" "Okay" "Its looking for alaska, it's not going to hurt me" Maybe not physically but emotionally it will

[@nash3661]

Oh I cried so hard when I read it first time , it's a great book.

[@emily9201]

@@nash3661 same, I love that book

[@auraofmyst7272]

I love all of these "Every Blank Ever" skits, but goodness do I love this one. I was a librarian in college and this just warmed my heart and made me laugh. Ya'll are fantastic!

[@Bigbig1083]

“Hahaha." *shivers* "I peed” Thanks Courtney, I just spit coffee all over my computer screen laughing.

[@stay_rad]

Smosh really missed the chance for this joke. Students : *talking* Librarian : "SHUT UP!"

[@ericzubyk2329]

I'm glad he missed out on it.

[@romancsev]

Y?

[@ericzubyk2329]

@@romancsev reasons that are too personal for me to reveal.

[@danielalt7054]

Eric Zubyk perhaps I shall take the blow

[@danielalt7054]

Carminapolis it was their old intro

[@charleschan1056]

1:37 I can see Courtney is trying not to laugh, LOL

[@Midleton]

When I was in the library once I trip over some book and sprained my wrist and a woman said shhhh

[@jentavar6581]

spillane 04 f for u fella

[@izstrella]

Ahahahaha, I’m so sorry XD

[@unicornwithagun2562]

You shoudve dropped her

[@tortenini]

U get an f in the chat

[@ruptal6932]

Wobba wobba

[@lonzoahh]

alternate titles: Courtney hitting shayne with books

[@shaynethetitan]

“I peed” - Courtney Miller 2020

[@DrChurchill]

Librarian : This is free service and your complaints are invalid... Courtney : Well my complaints are that my complaints are invalid. *My Last Two brain cells*

[@ashtonwise]

"It's Looking For Alaska, it's not gonna hurt me." Shayne didn't get to the end of LFA, confirmed....

[@Leanimal]

Who can? 🤢

[@ashtonwise]

@Karen N I did actually. Paper Towns is my favorite though. I'm a big John/Hank Green fan myself.

[@izzynato9612]

Courtney: I'm sorry can you whisper that to me Shayne:🤨Nooooo

[@HamsterGuyMC]

*whispers* Noooo

[@ithinkknot3564]

1:00 “STI’s are actually kind of fun. I know right? Alright talk to you later grandma” That intro bit was 10x better than the actual joke for that scene

[@aperson2726]

“STI’s are actually kinda fun. Talk to you later grandma” 😂😂😂

[@ivanab984]

A Person when I read that the scene happened

[@itmightbechase2]

Ailsa Ni lmao what?

[@zackgabriel1524]

@@itmightbechase2 when he/she read the comment, the scene where courtney said that was playing

[@itmightbechase2]

@@zackgabriel1524 yeah but why did the person say "sticks" lmao

[@antisocialsunflower]

does anyone know where Courtney's jumper is from in that scene?

[@Dylan-Frost]

I would totally read "Dr scream and the loud monster"

[@lizalou2938]

“ It’s Looking for Alaska, it’s not gonna hurt me.” Shayne, have you even read the book?

[@agreenpar]

Liza Lou TRUTH

[@nash3661]

That book made me cry

[@Totorh03]

Courtney's ASMR bit is hilarious.

[@GamesNStuff12]

Yeah

[@Lina-kx8mv]

i was laughing so hard i peed

[@theycalledme4776]

"I use their computers for cyber bullying* *I felt that*

[@seamusquain2706]

Haha Yes.

[@jasonolson1593]

"The word dealing is gone." *almost faints*😂

[@michael_bullard]

Jacklyn is great. I’m glad she’s in these videos.

[@xenn0789]

"Well one of my complaints is my complaints are invalid" .Now that's a new one for me to use😂

[@jpmurray9965]

No one: Shane: *keeps a book for thirty years*

[@macymeyer599]

And he's 28

[@en7722]

@@macymeyer599 😯

[@MistaMyers]

wow, very original, but it is true

[@renxan6501]

they did a video on the nobody: meme you trogladite

[@autoottomated266]

He's been holding on to that book since he was -2

[@Jagged2004]

Me: _quietly talking_ Some girl: *SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!*

[@sonicshark2281]

PutridFoe 65 this is why I always have a knife

[@prundy7801]

Can we have a 10 minute video of courtney talking queitly on the phone in a library?

[@ahahahamike8081]

i would watch every seccond of that

[@daisymae6]

3:18 It’s the weary traveller’s brother!

[@cherrypup1788]

Daisy Mae Well weary traveler, looking to enter this library ay?

[@thesaintelectric]

Many enter but none return...

[@ericaleslie257]

@@thesaintelectric ...How about... *Many enter... But... None leave!!*... This is what I have ALWAYS heard!!😀

[@jimmymauricejackson1836]

Courtney chucks a one lightly Shane’s: AAaHHHH ITS A QUiET SPACE AAAAHHHHH ! Everyone else: it’s fine ima Read

[@AmanRao_]

It's almost as if we watched the same video

[@ellaf1044]

“Daddy likes sticks” - Shayne Topp 8:32

[@radoslavivanov8532]

"I peed!" -Courtney Miller 2020

[@AlterofWitchery666]

2019*

[@theonlyhikaru]

I read this right as she said it 😂

[@CyberEJ]

ali olumi oh yeah, that try not to laugh was freaking A plus

[@AlterofWitchery666]

@@CyberEJ ty

[@AT-vn5bm]

I laughed so hard 😂

[@SashaWumpkin]

"YOU BROKE IT" "Well, you broke my dreams, sooo"

[@JohnWilliams-cr2sz]

I love Courtney's evil laugh after she throws the book at the retreating Shayne.

[@aminadaifi6762]

The detail in the fake Twilight covers, even just for that one shot. Beautiful.

[@HellfireHound-YT]

What the hells they song that plays when you see the books its driving me mental

[@RetroJ3000]

"STI's are actually kinda fun." "Alright, talk to you later grandma" I did a spit take lmao

[@Brandon11746]

same lol

[@Deflect-fteod2]

ITS

[@blademasta3650]

asscheeks mcbuttface nah my WRX STI

[@bryantmoore7117]

There are so many stellar one off characters here. Also, I’m laughing at how many characters Courtney is playing, sometimes two characters in one scene. Such talent. I’d like to see the complainer come back.

[@jo_sco]

"Don't mess with the bibliotheca" is incredible and I would buy a shirt that says that.

[@MrMaxbout]

Me too 🤩

[@christianalexandermarion]

yas for courtney and shayne defining safe play boundaries

[@silvertheorist]

Some people could take notes honestly

[@Arniqua]

Damien wondering about the Mandela effect and collective consciousness is exactly why I love him so much.

[@thecaptain4630]

As someone who worked in a library before this is accurate, but y'all missing the weebs who pick up all the manga and dress up for their anime club meetings.

[@marymikula2126]

First time hearing about dress up! And I also have seen some shit... Literally!!

[@BillStreetStudios]

How do you dress up for that?

[@yenshirou]

That’s literally me

[@yenshirou]

x18BritishBillx18 The powers of us weebs is incomprehensible.

[@thecaptain4630]

@@BillStreetStudios cosplay like akatsuki robe from naruto or goku gi.

[@madalinakernveisz7481]

This should be called: "Every shh ever"

[@madalinakernveisz7481]

ikr

[@madalinakernveisz7481]

you are so smart

[@madalinakernveisz7481]

Wow, that`s so offensive

[@Worline8628]

Thank you. I will work every day to have the self confidence you have.

[@luciferms7787]

Marek Pro567 wtf is this comment and replys

[@PickledGoose]

9:30 the woman hiding behind the book laughing 😂

[@sophieflavell5350]

You should do ”every every blank ever ever“

[@Po0ki3D0ok1e]

I think they have? Idk

[@woundsoup7660]

No but they did every smosh ever

[@mrkaran3949]

This single comment is on every video I swear.

[@strwbrryjam2864]

Get this to the top

[@louisfeaver]

I suggested this ages ago. Great mind think alike

[@spi2derman]

Somebody: Shh. Someone else: *So you have chosen death.*

[@sad_dummy3948]

its official courtney is my favorite out of the whole crew

[@bookwormwen]

I'm in college for library technical assistance and I think my new motto is "DON'T MESS WITH THE BIBLIOTECA!" Thank you, Courtney.

[@meintjevandijk4097]

Shayne; " Do you have Hawwy Pottaa??" Me (a huge potterhead); *literally screaming*

[@aidenlee6202]

I like how shayne doesn’t realize his baby’s head falls off

[@therealandrew185]

As a shelver I can confirm most of this... except that shelving isn't actually that bad. I didn't get one paper cut, and I could always have earbuds in. And you forgot to have a bit about the 14 year old first-time couple awkwardly hugging in the quiet corner though.

[@Kate-xo6xd]

You should do "Every school musical ever"

[@pradyunmanoj6716]

4:10 Courtney looks so much like Mary Jane Watson and just before that, the book "Great Expectations" was mentioned which was in Spider-Man into the spider verse... Coincidence much?

[@aidanryder608]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT, I LOVE YOU HUMAN

[@shrekivanov7515]

I remember when I missed Anthony . Now I miss Noah and Keith. Where my bois at

[@aakritigupta5595]

No one: Courtney: "STIs are actually kind of fun" 1:00

[@MicahPotts]

Subaru STI's are fun though!

[@janlnx]

9:35 ‘yeah well you broke my dream so..’ hmM courtney whAt exacTly is yOur drEam?🧐

[@sweberhart]

I love how they can make a great sketch with only Shayne Courtney and Jackie. (And one scene with damien.)

[@saragerardo6089]

One scene? You need to rewatch it.

[@aaliyahrammstein6674]

This is making me want to go to the library.

[@synogaming637]

Samuel Faulk How do i Be a librarian.

[@victoriasunivers]

5:55 Did Courtney and Shayne just have a “try to be more funny than the other person” competition? If it is. I’m totally here for it!

[@vikramprasanna8908]

Shayne : You broke it. Courtney : Well you broke my dreams, so... Huh....

[@masonhill3673]

“No he saw it, he landed on... three ducks” 7:43 -Courtney 2020

[@hanifkashime598]

Courtney is so funny when she throws the book at Shayne 🤣

[@thisberae]

Jacklyn laughing at the children's book had me in tears, she's so funny!!

[@bluntlyhonest6803]

6:18 Best line in this episode.

[@Nellbae]

Shayne: "You broke it." Courtney: "Well, you broke my dreams, soo...." 🤣🤣🤣 Inever a line so hard.😂😅

[@bBanks29]

“STIs are actually not that bad” Courtney Miller - 2020

[@nugget1757]

You didn't watch the video through

[@thebidstar26]

"STI's are actually kinda fun"

[@bBanks29]

Obama hand Dinosaur - Just finished it.

[@vialofl0ve916]

' bye grandma'

[@MicahPotts]

Subaru STi's ARE fun though!

[@hastedpc4745]

Can't believe this all started with two guys dancing to the power rangers theme in a tiny room with a crappy camera.

[@pleasekillmeiwishtodie2114]

what about the pokemon theme song? forgot about that one? the one that got their video ban? lol come on

[@ericaleslie257]

Really??!!...😱 Wow!!😱

[@mackenziegyson8231]

1:52 Courtney beating the shit out of Shayne😂😂

[@ootfan7882]

The black chick just chillin tho XD

[@avakrekeler1384]

“Oooo, i peed” courtney. A legend

[@floweryinfection4201]

Courtney: do you have Artemis Fowl? Me, a artemis fowl fan: *internal screaming*

[@henryhill7932]

There is another. Greetings

[@jaceinyourface3990]

Yeah it be that way

[@floweryinfection4201]

ayyy

[@steeledcelestial2958]

Artemis *Foul* is very hurtful and fowl to me Brian

[@cheesecakemilkshake]

Might I recommend “Every ASMR Ever”, I’d like to see that.

[@medinasehicc]

Oooooooo maybe every childhood ever!

[@nyanx_6815]

Mango Th1ef yes please.

[@macdonald8289]

"Flashlight" "New Loon" "Breaking Dusk" My favorite book series!

[@HowsThatApp]

0:10 I THOUGHT THAT WAS NOAH.

[@avianace6201]

I’ve watched nearly every single ‘Every Blank Ever’ and this is probably in my top 3 dude 😂 y’all killed it and I can’t wait to see Jackie in more videos!

[@Aszkara1]

“Did a rainbow read all these rainbows??” Lol Damien 😂

[@janayawilliams2342]

"I'm being spanked in a safe space!" Omg 🤣

[@neveharrop7244]

Shane played the old pervert so well I always try to sit in a quiet place to study then I realize I can’t work without chaos around me

[@rhianchelseadevera9240]

"it's looking for alaska so it doesn't gonna hurt me" (on bloppers) the complete my day! 😊😊😊

[@marisleong8725]

after you get shushed by the librarian in front of everyone and people are staring: *i'm fine*

[@joshuadoliveiro]

Jackie laughing at Captain Underpants KILLED ME

[@Caleb-hu5ud]

2:05 “let me check if we have ur book.Oh sorry we seem to be out” Computer screen is off 😂