Learning How Babies Are Made (Board AF: Ransom Notes)

[@georgelloydgonzalez]

"Breed more, avoid conflict" was for sure the last piece of advice God gave to Adam and Eve as they were evicted from the Garden of Eden

[@mentaya11]

I mean..."Be fruitful and multiply" Was a command even *before* that.

[@manofbeskar]

it’s basically “make love not war”

[@pollyinthesky2957]

I feel like a lot of the time Noah doesn’t get the credit he deserves in these games. He’s clever!

[@essjaybeee]

So true!

[@fairlysleepy]

Noah’s one was good but sometimes others’ were a tiny bit funnier!! I missed seeing Noah ngl

[@drake7993]

@@fairlysleepy yeah Noah was consistently good

[@simpayshenaides]

I mean people only talk about shayne all the time so

[@taramaheshwari4491]

Totally. He should have won a couple of rounds. It's not fair that people can choose their own name. Of course we get biased

[@akiru84]

"beautiful laugh, visit my face" GAVE ME WHIPLASH

[@yeet5596]

I found it so funny how everyone at the table interpreted it as a kiss and I interpreted it as someone sitting on Noah's face.

[@marianaamor6319]

@@yeet5596 I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thought that's what it meant 😂

[@viperukyt5698]

@@yeet5596 Either that or they think it's sweet to be offered a seat

[@sagejennings4342]

it feels like something someone would really say

[@FelipeAkira42]

The way everyone arranged the words on the table tells you a bit about their personality lol

[@TeeComedian]

Is it wrong that I feel like Ian would keep his in a pile?

[@isabellaamo7928]

@@TeeComedian I totally see him doing that lol

[@jessvachon1043]

Why is this so true 😂😂

[@Mr.Mouse1234]

Ahhhhhhhh I was gonna say the exact same thing!

[@flopjul3022]

@@TeeComedian ian would be the guy to have it across the table stacked by 2

[@absolutelysearchingmyreality]

Since Vegetable in Mandarin is 菜 and love is 爱, Shaynes joke wasn't too far off

[@Zamtrios245]

I'm assuming those rhyme

[@jw5386]

Doesn't look all that similar

[@absolutelysearchingmyreality]

​@@Zamtrios245 actually they kinda do, vegetable is Cai and love is Ai

[@transwithnoplans]

@@jw5386 if you only have one of the words there at a time, it’s harder to tell.

[@tjp0623]

@@jw5386honestly, it all looks like gibberish to me

[@OptimusProvost]

Sexy lady innards was definitely the most accurate, but I feel like Amanda’s was the most artistic

[@CassieReynolds-se7rh]

*yes*

[@tconolly]

Tommy’s “It Been” play was the most underrated joke of this episode.

[@jamiegdubois]

Amanda saying, “Shayne, didn’t we just discuss this?” after the Santa isn’t real question is hilarious

[@knickel500]

I would totally get Smosh merch with "Women roar too" just from the sass everyone put into it. 😆

[@TheJStale]

Can we get Smosh merch that says "I'd Like Some Head, Mister"? xD

[@hrvbox]

"suffer alone" is definitely something that a 19yo would get as a tattoo lmaooo

[@reallydanan7375]

"Give it to Tommy it's pride month" is the best finish ever on any Board AF

[@Jorpda]

It’s up there for me with “Ian gets saved in the rapture, everyone else dies”

[@Jay-kr3wf]

@@Jorpda Which video was that?

[@YukiDemonOfHell]

@@Jay-kr3wf it's from the last boardaf video "it's 2022 and we're doomed"

[@Jay-kr3wf]

@@YukiDemonOfHell thanks

[@jokinabadsbs]

That is a total joke

[@julienbergeron5263]

How did Noah not win with “Beautiful laugh also visite my face”!?!? That line was perfect!

[@carlyjs95]

I had a fortune cookie say "accept yourself". Spent the next 20 minutes crying because of some stupid teriyaki so that was cool.

[@LexMcSwing]

I had one that said, "You laugh now, wait til you get home." And I have not known peace since. Fortune cookies be wild.

[@snozwanger760]

I had one that said "except yourself" and cried as well.

[@sophieb-m1472]

But did you? Did you accept yourself?

[@jakekunz5168]

I had one that said “you will save someone from a heart attack” no joke. Can’t help but feel like i’ve missed my destiny somewhere along the line lol,

[@kodschiec5614]

@@jakekunz5168 be alert!

[@hrvbox]

this game is so funnyyyy you should definitely play it again

[@pvic6959]

yessss we need more of this game!

[@LMR23]

This was a very entertaining video. This game seems very fun. Solid group to play this. If and when they ever play this again, which would be cool, they should have Courtney, Ian, Damien, Spencer, and Jackie.

[@5000p-o9p]

Please don't

[@fairlysleepy]

@@5000p-o9p Why not??

[@justinprepodnik3881]

I'd switch Ian out for Keith

[@angelicalicari8355]

@@justinprepodnik3881 I think Keith is too competetive for this game. There's no way to guarantee a win here because you pick a judge after you reveal the cards, so you can't tailor your comedy to the judge, the way you can in Cards Against Humanity. All I can picture is Keith spending 30 seconds defending his answer to each newly-picked judge...

[@flopjul3022]

@@justinprepodnik3881 why not olivia

[@yeastofthoughtsmind9623]

Idk why, but "dubious guy, could be alien" for Santa Claus got me crying laughing. Tommy killed it with that one.

[@banjowitherspoon5583]

I'm not fluent in Japanese but Tommy's 19yr suburban white girl's tattoo is definitely plausible. One of the Japanese words for love is 愛 (pronounced 'ai') and since our 19yr girl doesn't know Japanese she's all like 'yass ai' not knowing 野菜 (pronounced 'ya-sai') actually translates to vegetable. So the tattoo artist happily inks her 'Surrender Adventure Vegetable'

[@eunminji2994]

Tommy would’ve still gotten the three points even if it’s not Pride Month ngl He described the whole process including the after regret

[@hrvbox]

16:53 would 10/10 buy Amanda's poetry book

[@tamirhadar4093]

Them trying to make every stupid sentence sound deep and emotional is so funny

[@HyperialAnubis]

"Women Roar Too" put that on a shirt! You're welcome Ian and Smosh.

[@OptimusProvost]

“Give it to Tommy. It’s pride month.” wass the perfect way to end that game! 🤣

[@Scouts__369]

10 seconds in and there’s already another banger by Shayne Topp from iCarly

[@yeet5596]

Fitting too, seeing as he likes to be pegged.

[@janaloff]

I need AT LEAST seven more of these, thanks.

[@fynntasticmovienight]

i laughed OUT LOUD so many times, plsss more of this. And omg pls more amanda, tommy, shayne :D

[@kolinnitruc8692]

8:34 The moment when everyone realized Noah should write a romance novel

[@hernameispekka_Rebecca]

They should bring this back! So many good ones in this!

[@GoblinQueen.]

After two rounds, I put this game in my Amazon cart😂

[@mrfrogkingg]

I wish I could get it somehow

[@Nathan.0-0]

they should really play this again, it was so freaking funny to see their creativity getting out and it’s obvious who wrote it since its like their humor and funny ways

[@HzizsVynryn]

I'll watch any video with Amanda and/or Noah. I love the other three but it feels like I don't get to see those two as much.

[@shinwonderboy]

“his body decay, guy unlikely” made me snort out loud oh my god

[@Firepaw20011]

Can this game be played again? It was a lot of fun to watch and I'd love to see some of our new faces.

[@StevenChisham]

I was really rooting for noah to nail the bible verse one and he didn't disappoint, but shayne swoops in and impresses me in fewer words without any biblical words.

[@Lathias42]

I remember my ex and I had an argument and she said, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too.” Guess what my next 3 fortune cookies said? “You can have your cake and eat it too.” She was so mad.

[@indifferentkaye]

This game is definitely a fave! Love the concept

[@reesemiller3901]

You guys should play this again, it's such a good game!

[@fatimahuq9112]

Tip tier game. Way better than cards against humanity

[@roserobin3441]

Kimmy saying we are sweet little beebees at the beginning is very wholesome and I enjoy the good vibes

[@mayraalbayrak3712]

tommy should have gotten 10 I don’t know if its just me but his sense of humor is SO GOOD

[@lepusspuss6866]

Y'all need to play this again!!!

[@chiefleo6264]

I feel like my friends and I would have a lot of fun with this one lol

[@GameZedd01]

They should do this again but have the judge rotate clockwise or counter clockwise OR have the winning card be decided by public vote or an outside judge

[@IbokRock811]

“Weenie Head Squirt” really got me 😭😭😭

[@Nibmeister]

Oh my god Kimmy during the cocaine round when Amanda said "It drip", she was just like "Oh yeah, yeah, it does drip!" and even mimed it like she knew from experience XD

[@Jeromie]

i was thinking the same, like, wait she knows

[@noof5186]

the way amanda's face fell at 7:53 when the lazy susan landed on her to judge kills me

[@citrusfirefly]

My family got this game for Christmas. We've never laughed so hard in our lives!

[@undeadkennedy]

kimmy definitely won that last round, then she would've been tied at 3 with shayne and amanda for a final tie breaker round!

[@Owlberightback]

Her first point was definitely a pitty point for having no points and then she gave herself the second

[@kingamity1985]

​@@Owlberightback she still won the last round fs tho lol

[@vicks99vl]

Noahs and Tommys answers were so funny

[@wrastlinape]

I played this game for the first time today and we had everyone turn their boards upside down (magnets) after they were done with their answer and shuffle them around and have the judge read them out anonymously. Way funnier in my opinion we were all cry laughing multiple times throughout.

[@andregarcia1718]

If I got a fortune cookie that said “actually, you bitchy, no” I would die from laughter.😂

[@zeilboot]

This is one of my favourite BoardAF videos ever, hope they play it again sometimes with chanse and angela

[@PanthorPapa84]

Amanda has such mom energy in this video with her answers and responses, it's so sweet.

[@guspiyer]

"Breed more, avoid conflict" is basically"make love, not war"

[@awhellyeah12]

I don’t know why I enjoy this but I like that they have the game on the shelf behind Noah

[@Yammenkow]

Pickup line round had me howling with laughter

[@addiem57]

Once, I fr got a fortune cookie that said, "you will not kiss a bear on the mouth today" 😅 I kept it in my coat pocket for a month and it never happened 😂😂

[@ELMsAnightmare]

"Breed More, Avoid Conflict" 4:28 is just Make love not war

[@MrBench99]

Shayne saying "I'd like some head mister." like Oliver Twist. That's all

[@genesisjordan2440]

Honestly, every time Shayne was judge he had the best cards (imo) and he could have chosen himself but I like that he didn’t.

[@sphlarah9559]

“ make love not war” or in Shayne’s world, breed more, avoid conflict

[@elig7563]

This was great. Please do this again, and maybe use card suggestions from the comments in addition to game cards.

[@dziubz]

last round was hilarious, also the reasoning behind the win 💀

[@piskelo10]

"No Lucky! Die" is so underrated I fucking cackled bro 😭 can you imagine getting that

[@kaybart]

"woman roar too" merch when??

[@eisnerloverr1025]

Amazing, play this again!

[@Fangirl222]

Shayne’s “dew it” was my favorite part of the video

[@StormBoy95]

Happy Pride month Smosh! I'm glad you gave Tommy the win! Very kind!

[@Kintsugi23]

"Bro, look! Boobs!" I'm fucking crying

[@Captain_Mzungu]

As a representative of Idaho, we just appreciate being vaguely mentioned so early in the video.

[@arbsan8366]

Please do this again!!! So funny!!!🤣

[@andrewchilds2704]

I love Tommy’s answer for the last round, but Kimmy’s answer was so adorkable and funny too 😂

[@emilymorgan1994]

*TOMMY AND AMANDAAAA*

[@VortexofPessimism]

You could play this game every week and I would never tire of it haha

[@darkamora5123]

It doesn't really matter, and there IS a Panama City in Panama, but typically Spring breakers are going to the Panama City in Florida.

[@amywestlund]

Noah had some rly good answers to a lot of these ngl

[@LucyHelgeson]

I have never wanted to get a game so badly before! This is hilarious!

[@leighellencarson]

YES. RANSOM NOTES IS THE BEST. Also, Bards Dispense Profanity is a hilarious parody game of CAH. So good!

[@elitettelbach4247]

This game was super fun! Great group playing it - they all gave some quality answers. Would watch this again!

[@CyberEJ]

It’s nice to see Kimmy be the head of the table for once

[@rachelvining7321]

Amanda and Noah's Bible verses were perfect!!

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

Loved this. Please play it again soon. Love hearing what u guys come up with. Also, keep having Amanda in more things like you have been. She is so damn funny. Shayne is always hilarious to me. I laugh at literally almost everything he does. Love Tommy and Noah too. Both very funny. Kimmy always seem like a sweet person. Would love to see Keith join in next time. Ooh and Olivia. What random crap would she end up saying? 😂

[@RoySan20]

Congrats Shayne! Your quarantine moustache was finally recognised and adopted in the Gray Man movie for Chris Evans character (-.-)>

[@PaulaHoell]

This was such a joy! Especially the last round was legendary!

[@JuneHaarvik]

I need more of this group! Love the chemistry, love the jokes, love the way they make each other laugh

[@nocturnalizzie]

Love Noah's fun nail polish! :D This game is hilarious.

[@lydiajoy7540]

I can't get over "I'd like some head mister!"😭

[@katlynscovers3373]

This entire video should be filled with poetry snaps

[@casswalters4011]

I just realized that Anthony's two bros in a hot tub vine is a haiku.

[@Sleve-McDichael]

Not unless you pronounce "they're" with 2 syllables... Two bros chil-ling in (5) A hot tub five feet a-part (7) Cos they're not gay (4)

[@kobrona]

8:04 Prompt: "Compliment a stripper on the quality of their performance." Tommy: "Okay, well, I didn't finish. So..."

[@hrvbox]

omg "It been" is my fave Taylor Swift, song not many know about it

[@wagerword]

I wanna see them play this again. So good. Also love y'all; have a good day

[@artnodescc]

They should do more of this!

[@leah6820-y9v]

Kimmy's Taylor Swift lyric is basically "No Body, No Crime" from Evermore.

[@tessmarino5710]

kimmy just rewrote no body no crime for the taylor swift verse 15:22

[@samg6940]

It's really funny that if you combine all 5 of their answers for where babies come from then you'd have the whole process laid out beginning to end

[@christiesmith5486]

17:48 Tommy's reaction to Kimmy's is so wholesome and cute

[@tentaqsm9232]

One of the funniest BOARD AF 😀

[@ceruleanku]

genuinely one of the best games i’ve seen on this channel!

[@therobbiebandswho]

I love how Noah's Taylor Swift lyric is just a haiku if you remove the "a"

[@zevo9314]

tommys last round was good, but finally bone was the best