WE READ IAN’S HALO FAN FICTION FROM HIGH SCHOOL

[@dom-xt9pt]

*”make your self useful and find the nearest closet.”* *Shayne 2019-*

[@abandonedaccount1231]

Closet breast*

[@alayla8466]

Abygayle Lowther lol same😂

[@vivianp4178]

When did he say that?

[@mortomusic8072]

Good...are you in the closet? Now get out of it! And celebrate..

[@STALKER777LK]

Me when the gay jumps out

[@dasty3314]

“i was too embarrassed so i made it a comedy” why is that the exact thing i did with my ianthony fanfiction i wrote when i was 11

[@euandunbar8050]

NO ONE ELSE LIKE THIS WE MUST KEEP IT THE SAME AMOUNT OF LIKES

[@thelegendarypootisman3]

@@euandunbar8050 SOMEONE DID IT WHO DID IT I WILL MURDER THEM

[@isabelle.o]

The Legendary Pootis Man (;

[@dasty3314]

The Legendary Pootis Man what did i miss what number were y’all trying to keep it at lmao

[@thelegendarypootisman3]

@@dasty3314 333... we failed horribly as you can now see.

[@aleandra3945]

Shayne can literally be anything. From 11 year old Courtney to Masterchief, I’m impressed

[@rasjeff1]

He has range...

[@jonathankuruppu8630]

Even MasterChef 😂

[@gottes1stsenpai30]

Its almost like he was an actor :o

[@mauradob]

Franz Loeschner *is

[@gottes1stsenpai30]

@@mauradob that's the joke bro

[@Ghostly_Gal_]

*"13 year old Ian is cancelled."* -Shayne 2019

[@agreenpar]

The cringe has hit Ian so bad that he has retreated into the couch. Can relate.

[@TheJege12]

His lazy lore dumps from the bottom of the couch are hilarious

[@Mr_Original]

When the grunt asked "Are you gay also?" and then Ian shoved his script copy in his face...

[@justindono]

He and the couch are now one

[@awkward2635]

Masterchief: *Screams for 4 hours" Courtney: "I'm very impressed with your writing!"

[@sovietman9089]

Yes (sandwich).

[@BlackTemplar618]

@@sovietman9089 Yes (Sandwich)

[@freduruk6623]

@@BlackTemplar618 Yes (Sandwich).

[@CloneCommanderCrater1102]

Oh hey, he predicted the Master Chief in the Paramount Halo show.

[@annadennis5708]

Damien officially becoming apart of the squad makes me smile

[@tbreads7621]

Damien is taking over.

[@yaseenb6243]

Soon, all of them will be Damien.

[@tbreads7621]

And no one will be able to stop him from being the ultimate being.

[@Andrea-ml3pe]

it makes me *happy*

[@tco3495]

Not only that, but i think they explained in various videos how there's no more "squad" or "games" but one big happy smosh family!

[@henrikandersson1501]

Olivia is just really supportive of Ian when he's dying from cringe and it's really warming my heart

[@fluff2537]

PLEASE READ MARI'S LORD OF THE RINGS FANFIC NEXT!!! Honestly need this to happen

[@hpi7032]

Yesss!!

[@ultrabigfella]

How did you know she wrote one? Has she talked about it before.

[@yzalmao]

No Sanctuary Mari mentioned that she wrote LOTR fanfiction in Damien and Boze’s Smosh Games induction :)))

[@ultrabigfella]

@@yzalmao Cool. I love LOTR

[@yes-sg2lv]

yesssssss pls

[@ashlloy0803]

Why is Ian cringing? This is comedy gold. Literary genius. Never have I laughed so hard and been so impressed. He was 13 when he wrote this. I'm 18 and still can't write this well

[@EliteJediX]

wow Ian predicted Cortana being used to find restaurants

[@abbyreaves595]

*and Wreck It Ralph 😉

[@constanze206]

I think everyone stole those ideas FROM his fanfiction

[@ilovebeingprecious]

Real Hanzo Main I use Cortana to find my missing files

[@roasta9013]

I use Cortana when I’m *tired*

[@roasta9013]

Didn’t know that a commented here

[@wbhowy]

Ian is really cute here lol and everyone encouraging him gives me life

[@roasta9013]

Yeah, Ian’s the best 💕

[@roasta9013]

I knew I’ve been here

[@lol-rg7mc]

Grab your popcorn guys, it's time to listen to some quality fanfiction

[@tbreads7621]

Quotev and Wattpad can't deal.

[@jemoliti0n]

This is going to be great

[@jesperxthe3811]

8:28 Haha

[@rainadanielle4725]

Smosh Pit members: Smosh Games members: Damien: The chosen one

[@vermilioneyes9006]

I love that this is complete with costumes... and Damien

[@nataliaholst9189]

Ikr :D

[@jakischlanser1571]

Ashley Alfred yyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@vermilionplains3464]

I love how Ian retreats more and more into the couch. Real cringe right there.

[@未来-f2t]

Ian explaining the scenes is me explaining a joke to my parents.

[@roasta9013]

Birakatarita

[@lizfetzner5989]

Me: trying to figure out what year was 17 years ago. Also me: not realizing I'm 17

[@cyrglynn8744]

Smae

[@lilybeth8559]

21 now

[@LameByProxy]

@@lilybeth855922 now

[@vermilioneyes9006]

Shayne trying to figure out how arms work is my constant mood Edit: it’s at 2:57

[@HoggyThePig]

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[@vermilioneyes9006]

HoggyThePig ?

[@Q_LeLeqteur]

He's such a cute little dummy. I love him

[@theawesomegamebox513]

I live how Ian's just every so slowly becoming one with the couch.

[@paris_hope_couture]

On the next episode of “This was a bad idea!”:

[@isabellabrouse5049]

I would love to see like a behind-the-scenes process of Monica and Ryan going through their process of being a writer for Smosh. And of course their reactions to this masterpiece fanfiction

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

I can already tell that this video is gonna be hilarious Time to get the holy popcorn bag

[@owenkrueger7355]

Agreed

[@patrickburke6065]

Popping it right now

[@Lizzie_Godfrey]

Same here dude

[@Scruffy-mj7xy]

Ate all my so holy shit

[@mkharris3684]

I'm eating tails instead of popcorn

[@Dave-be9mm]

Keith straight KILLED being the grunt. I could just see his voice as a little grunt, loved it!

[@Mr_Original]

The part where he mispronounced "Cheif" as "Chef" followed by the knife flying across the screen was a comedic death combo for me. 🤣

[@cass12234]

Are y'all reenacting Court's 1D fanfics next?!

[@moonchild8623]

cass12234 she wrote 1d fanfics?? i need them to read them

[@thepurrisher243]

cass12234 bruh seriously 😂. I love One Direction tbh

[@cass12234]

@@thepurrisher243 I think she said it was a "Larry" fanfic

[@naaashitey1303]

@@cass12234 yesssssss

[@commanderneyo]

Can I just say how cool it is that Ian actually knows parts of the lore? Like he knows who Chief Mendez is and fuckin no one would know who he was unless they've read Fall Of Reacg.

[@Hewittavery]

All the fanfic and diary videos are top quality comedy gold content!

[@dero_oan]

Okay. I'm jealous of Damien's vocal control. That's goals af right there

[@Guejasa]

Ian: I’m.. afraid Me: I’m... a fan Smosh Pit Theatre comes out with the best plays 🎭

[@TheRootbeer66]

The stick figure on the lenses was actually a funny joke 😂

[@gilly_axolotl]

Honestly just this video made me love courtney so much. Theyre so supportive of peoples creative interests, no matter how silly they might seem. Its very sweet

[@tntyun]

I’m absolutely wowed at how Shayne can do any character. From a 63-year-old librarian to Guy Fieri. Kudos to you on that wide ass range.

[@jiminsstolenjams8661]

Wooahh iàn writes fanfiction Also me: not surprised

[@Nicole9910Plays]

Thats also me

[@realjihyo]

Jimin has no jams

[@eepersjeepers]

Damien really went full voice actor mode for all of his parts and I love it

[@coothole2105]

"we read Ian's..." Got me. Say no more. I'm sold.

[@machoman7210]

That was actually pretty good, if Damien has a kingdom heart one I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT!!!

[@robinleigh7141]

I love smosh. When I started watching them a few months ago, I couldn't, and still can't stop.

[@samslash9]

Just you wait.

[@classicsmushy1413]

SAME

[@samslash9]

I kinda love how its evolved throughout the years. The ups the downs, the goods and the bads. I believe I'm been watching sense 2010.

[@robinleigh7141]

@Hiller Zafra Sofia I know. I wish I would have started watching them sooner

[@daisylee3626]

Same

[@sunshine365123]

ian constantly having to explain things because he’s embarrassed is a real mood

[@moss9677]

i would make fun of ian for not having a social life in middle school but i wrote a 20k fanfic about fall out boy in middle school

[@MotherofLizards88]

bowwentz It really be like that sometimes

[@punkse0kjin]

so did everyone else, get in line

[@lexwuzliving]

Is it bad that I'd probably read it?

[@beckgh7270]

that’s impressive honestly

[@valerieb4446]

bowwentz what pairing thooo

[@celineruss98]

Omgosh ian was so adorable during this whole video

[@khawlaalharthi5047]

The room is actually really stylish. I think I will change my room design and make it look similar to this. Props to you. 👏👏👏👏

[@benchristoff7533]

BACK OFF HATERS BACK OFF HATTERS I was the 50th like because I wanted it to be an even number

[@brionbogar4566]

@@benchristoff7533 Don't worry i made it even again😁👍

[@khawlaalharthi5047]

AMERICA YEAH !!! Thank you fam

[@thememedetective500]

I thought that the secondary narrator joke was very funny, and extremely original to this day. He’s too hard on his writing. I’d like to see more.

[@renisgay9865]

Omg this is the best. Ian is hilarious. Courtney can convince anyone to do anything.

[@hellgirl5000]

Ian slowly absorbing into the couch out of cringe is hilarious 🤣

[@AscendedXSaiyan]

Lez be honest. Olivia's fanfic is probably a Courtivia one

[@Two_Wheel_Therapy]

13:57 was her inspiration.

[@maddyandrews23]

I swear damien's voice in this sounds like the voice on rides that say stuff like please keep your hands and feet inside for your safety

[@elmacintyre9592]

“Hold on is this gonna make me look at you differently?” “Yeah probably”

[@PercifiedNBright]

Courtney is looking at Ian like, "Now you know how I feel."

[@wiiplaythewii2]

You guys have have HAVE to read through the iconically famous “My Immortal” titled Harry Potter fanfic!

[@ngenge8975]

Ian is like a cool uncle you knoww he always make his kids happy but also look after them at the same time

[@veronicaf9398]

2:56 Shane learns for the first time how arms work

[@Destinyawesome7]

20:25 Courtney: says she loves ian's more beacuse he wrote a fan flick Nobody: Olivia:I HAVE A FANFIC

[@moonl0verr]

The 50 people who dislikes were jealous of how good Ian’s Fan fic was

[@darknightblue7779]

I'm thoroughly impressed by Ian's naturally comedic imagination. 😀 He's so cute too!

[@cerebralraven]

LOVED THIS. Ian you were mad funny and clever as a kid

[@BarelyNoticeable]

5:23 _”That’s funny”_ -Olivia Sui 2019

[@alanna-maryquinn1193]

Olivia being supportive of Ian and trying to make him feel better is what I needed today lmao

[@clivemclachlan4689]

Man I love when Noah corrects Courtney at 3:48

[@50_shades_of_Jay_]

I've been watching smosh for 6 years and it gets better and better. I love smosh pit!!

[@grunge_advocate]

Jeremiah Sanchez ikrrr

[@petersilienauflauf]

The amount of embarrassing that Ian had is hilarious. Love this!

[@evacookies4901]

The last time I was this early to a video, Bella Thorne was still child friendly.

[@gabrieloconnor3012]

Omg yes

[@DeeznutztheOG]

Oof don’t remind me

[@prevailing_ducky9905]

Who else is watching this not knowing anything about Halo... Just me...

[@saiyangirl1577]

@Polar Bear You're not alone.

[@jacksongemmell6225]

Not at all.

[@maropsen]

Welcome to the squad

[@saisrivarshamalladi6138]

Me too😂

[@familynine1041]

Yep

[@katherine5138]

Burr: you punched the bursar? Hamilton: **Olivia from **0:27** to **0:31****

[@kit4206]

I love how, the crew is telling ian that the story is good and he is just doubting everything and finding reasons why its bad😂

[@rocki5709]

shayne fits perfectly into that suit 🤣

[@hadinasrallah8928]

defeated ian explaining the characters is the best

[@artiechoker3672]

Keiths noises of disapproval are amazing 😂

[@miannwn]

Ian and courtney’s friendship is so cute 🥺🥺

[@AJtheeAnxious]

IS NO ONE GONNA COMMENT ON HOW 14 YEAR OLD IAN HAD TWO NARRATORS BEEF IT OUT IN A HALO FANFIC THAT'S GENIUS HAHAHAHAHA

[@jessvachon1043]

That part where Damien and Noah start narrator arguing ,was that improv or was it scripted ? I couldnt stop laughing 😂

[@DeeznutztheOG]

That was pretty good if written lol

[@pamelahunter5999]

3:35 Shayne in costume 3:42 Shayne not in costume

[@roasta9013]

Woah that’s pretty crazy ;-;

[@cdonovan4471]

If you think about it, the ending of Halo1 kinda sounds like the ending of infinity war.

[@cdonovan4471]

@David Meza the dude gets stuck in space with a blue robot, after failing to save half the life in the universe, like Iron Man and Nebula after Infinity War.

[@Potato__o.]

Rewatching stuff, this was amazing. You could totally another one of Ian's fics (or any fic) and/or a journal entry by Court, would be fun! I miss Smosh Pit Theater 😍🥲

[@korphon2417]

I remember when it was Ian + Anthony reading THEIR fan fictions...

[@michaelwillard1100]

That was brilliant and the narrator fight was epic!!!

[@sophiaporter8922]

I WANNA SEE THEM ACT OUT MARI'S LORD OF THE FLIES FAN-FIC

[@aubreyaltman8964]

As soon as the notification popped up on my phone i watched it right away😂

[@melanikonorzevskaja3771]

Me too I was listening to music and I saw that they posted and watched it right away

[@lilywool7840]

Damien's evil laugh is awesome !

[@douglasrobinson9224]

Damien's face when Keith calls him Master Chef XD

[@robinvasquez93]

Ian: *cringes* Smosh squad: *enjoys it* Me: “please, Ian, I want another” 🤣

[@elishaso]

Goodness Ian... THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL

[@Kofi_bins]

I love that time narrator joke so much, that was cute 💕

[@darkunicornblood5140]

I love how adorably uncomfortable Ian is during this! What a talented cutie!

[@Mary-wo9rl]

When Keith said Master chef instead of Masterchief I swear I've never laughed so hard😂😂😂

[@solarcowgirl]

I don’t play Halo and I think that makes this even funnier 🤣

[@ouiner4015]

Ian: NO STOP DONT DO THIS- Courtney: welcome to the club Ian: NOOOOOOOOOO

[@kenzie3864]

I can already see where is going to go. "Now it's time for this is probably a really bad idea but we are doing it anyway episode 4!"

[@nickladd1063]

I like how Damien makes a kingdom hearts reference in the Disney video, now he’s wearing a heartless shirt

[@toontown9329]

Damien’s Shirt Is The Most Amazing Thing I’ve Ever Seen

[@monetization637]

Erin Evergreen what is it

[@toontown9329]

Monetization It’s from Kingdom Hearts :)

[@MostlyAnimatedSketches]

I love how you can sort of see the beginnings of early Smosh humor in this fanfic lol, that's so cool

[@williamburk5818]

This was surprisingly funny! 13 year old Ian had some talent.

[@savannahirwin846]

I love how much of a family they are and how comfortable they are with each other you can tell they really love each other 😊😊

[@camilamunin609]

17:21 “ *MasterChef!* ” *Gordon has left the chat*

[@jayslyfe8812]

This is honestly one of the best videos I've seen in youtube in a long time. It's great

[@abbyreaves595]

It’s great to see that Ian actually has grown as a person since those jokes and he understands why they’re not okay and would never make them now- he’s not just apologizing to stay out of trouble. 😊💖🥰

[@personpersonlol1013]

“youtube didn’t exist” i’m over here like “I DIDNT EXIST!!!!”

[@arcaneprofessor125]

I would actually throw myself off a bridge if anyone I know read my middle/ high school fanfiction.

[@Dreaus616]

I love how Shane was actually kneeling while wearing the MC costume instead of just sitting he really stayed in character and Noah too “Yea but that was like last week right” 😂💀

[@jakehill8690]

I don’t think those can be called “gay jokes” and there’s literally nothing offensive about them at all. They made it a way bigger deal than it needed to be.

[@EsperTortuga]

i love that ian supports all the fic writers out there