Ranking The Sexiest Food Mascots (Tier List!)

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[@hiroprotagonitis]

wow tommy's birthday??

[@fighterx2599]

Btw the Buzz is 5 yrs old

[@paddocksproject]

@@tommmmmmmmmmy Love it when you're in videos! Also we're Bupropion Buddies.

[@SavoryCaroline]

@@tommmmmmmmmmy Is "Your Mental Illness" in it? I give you my honest-to-gay word if she is I will buy a ticket immediately

[@danielevans2504]

They forgot the most important cereal character of all time, TONY THE TIGER

[@clartblart3266]

Dude yeah, how dare they? I'm not sure I'm ready to forgive such a transgression...

[@IceArceus_]

They eventually remembered him lol

[@FaeMasquerade]

Tony is a tier of his own. Give him a T

[@shannaclankie184]

I was waiting for him the whole time!

[@tickledtoffee]

@@shannaclankie184 same!

[@wackyjack6445]

i love the fact that someone after the video was filmed said, "we totally missed tony the tiger...." then there was a dread that swept the office that followed with outrage. Tommy, as we saw, was filled with guilt and had to speak his mind.😂😂😂😂

[@wackyjack6445]

@Kimmy Smosh 😂😂

[@LMR23]

Mac is a very fun guest. Him and Tommy are great together, their commentary is great.

[@heatherganong6055]

Big agree

[@hiima2860]

as a fellow macdoesit fan and smosh fan, (for mac a long while, and smosh semi-ly recently(though I have known them for awhile) Mac needs to be part of the cast i swear 😭😭

[@sarahjrgensen1027]

@@hiima2860 I actually thought he was part of the cast for so long 😂 He’s definitely an honourable member hahah

[@woodenturnip6092]

“I got a little something extra and it’s called Wellbutrin” I’M DEAD 😂

[@TheSaphireGirls1]

As someone who is also on Wellbutrin, this seriously made me cackle out loud 😂

[@sunset_irises]

Right? Like, same, hun. Same...

[@wobedraggled]

Wellbutrin gang rise up

[@TheSaphireGirls1]

@@wobedraggled May the powers of antidepressants, compel us! 🦸🏼‍♀️

[@thalia_1701]

WELLBUTRIN GAAAANG 🤣🤣🤣

[@juliet6200]

Calling the Tootsie Pop owl a lazy bottom is the hottest take I'd never imagined I'd hear today.

[@rhettmitchell]

He is so dom fr

[@nicomoist5336]

@@rhettmitchell nah hes a brat pffft

[@dischord4671]

I don't mind 😂😅

[@dawfurby]

Imagine an owl getting the hots though?

[@monkfruit2389]

​@@dawfurbydon't you mean the hoots?

[@CocoabeanColette]

You know you’re a loyal viewer when you can identify who is laughing off screen hahahahah

[@cutiebunbun1489]

i recognized Angela’s laugh so quick haha

[@Monolithic_Stingray]

​@@cutiebunbun1489 same, it's hilarious 😂

[@brandifleming8590]

Same!! I clocked Ian's laugh so fast

[@steffenh4775]

@@cutiebunbun1489 All i heard was a guinea pig squealing.

[@tdarkhorse4]

@@steffenh4775 we don't know if it's feral though.

[@alexandriarobles6631]

The Chipotle tortilla dude is def into NFTs

[@smoshpit]

SO TRUE BESTIE

[@clartblart3266]

And crypto ew

[@isacarral2736]

Why is that so accurate?

[@NoOneReally111]

He has stiff on his laptop that the FBI needs to see

[@Fluff_Noodles]

3:27 hearing the crew in the back going "Oooooo~ 🤭" like a bunch of teens at a sleepover is making me lose my mind I NEED more videos with this format!!

[@annmarie6095]

I kinda wish they had a “crew cam”

[@TattoodBrownTrash]

Chester Cheetah is the older rich guy, he sends a car for you, introduces you to new scotchs, literature, a richer (in every aspect) life, he takes you out to fancy restaurants and you've met some of his friends at dinner parties. Sometimes he flies you out when he's working out of town but you both know it'll be over after 6 months and will always be a bittersweet memory for you

[@TattoodBrownTrash]

Tony the Tiger is Chris Evans, he fucks, he definitely fucks but he's also a man child and serially non monogamous bc he knows he can get it anywhere

[@heathersherr3904]

This is the right take

[@rhettmitchell]

Daaaamn

[@marsinaavila5687]

It would be an S for me😊

[@ssunsspott]

@@marsinaavila5687 same. That voice does a lot on its own tbh

[@SLAYJENSEN]

I was waiting for the green M&M to show up and I’m glad she’s an S lmao. Y’all should rank Disney parents next!

[@Fluff_Noodles]

The dad from Inside Out 🤭

[@snozwanger760]

Yes!

[@affettatoprosciutto7139]

Oh that’s a good one! Very legally aged characters 😃

[@TurtleTitan4Evah]

Mac and Tommy ranking Disney Dads, both human and non human, would be top tier content 🤌

[@itsasarahh]

Oh my gosh yes!

[@JuMixBoox]

The fact that you had a live audience already added a lot of flair, but Ian just coming in to curse at Chuck E Cheese brought this to another level. I'm surprised how much this silly video means to me.

[@benbeau8556]

Episode 2 of this including Tony the Tiger, Colonel Sanders (Magic Mike Version and Regular Version), Kool-Aid Man, The Sentient Happy Meal, Pepsi Man, Sunmaid Raisin Girl, The Noid, and many more. In all seriousness Mac being here makes me so glad, him and Tommy bounce off eachother so well. they slay

[@h.t.e.s318]

The Noid was already in this video. He is in C tier.

[@jonahdeli]

MR. CLEAN!!!!

[@tubiflex27]

@@jonahdeli I came here to say that. They have zero respect for our man

[@affettatoprosciutto7139]

Tony was included at the very end (I know this comment is old, just wasn’t sure if you watched to the VERY end) But I do agree we need a whole other video, or better yet, a series!

[@rhettmitchell]

They fixed Tony at the end

[@TheWhamBam15]

OK, Tommy and Mac need to do more content together, they are so funny 😂

[@itsasarahh]

This gives big PowerPoint night energy and I want a Smosh PowerPoint night so bad😂 I feel like everyone would just blow it out of the water👌

[@tdarkhorse4]

imagine arasha's where she'd lay out this whole big thing based on something people can't fact check in the moment and then end it with "i lied, this was all to get free donuts"

[@avahood2212]

omg i love this idea

[@rhettmitchell]

Omg please

[@izzybrizzie9133]

I can NOT believe they have done this to Jack, Jack's vibe alone carries him to S tier!!

[@bella-blue13]

This!!! I was expecting at least A for jack

[@purplesharpie7749]

Tommy never misses. Every single one of his videos is a banger and I stand by that.

[@richardchen7062]

Another banger. Another banger by Tommy Bones from Smosh (Sorry I had to)

[@moocowofjustice525]

As a straight white man this video was a rollercoaster. From the ambitious, passionate and driven trip rabbit being only a B to the hot dog somehow not immediately dropping to F when compared to Pete Davidson, I learned how little I know.

[@rhettmitchell]

💀💀 well his entire body is phallically shaped

[@moocowofjustice525]

@@rhettmitchell Pete Davidson or the hot dog?

[@xenopyxis]

@@moocowofjustice525 Pete Davidson

[@cybercrasherstv]

That bit about the child possessing cereal demon being in b tier makes me want to become a successful KZbinr just to roast him about it in three years

[@DG_Toti]

I mean the Wienerschnitzel mascot is literally called ‘the delicious one’, even if he looks like Pete Davidson putting him in anything below A would be criminal

[@NewtBeGaming]

I need more of this. Cartoon dad tier list

[@aeroh790]

YES I NEED THAT

[@buttercakies]

YEAAAA

[@emilymorgan1994]

mac has been such an enjoyable guest in every video he's appeared in🥰

[@momoriing]

hes so funny lmao

[@courtneymorris3087]

Yes!!! More Mac!

[@requiemforameme1]

Y’all should’ve captioned the mascots with their respective company slogan. Vlasic: “Always _juicy_ always *crunchy* “ M&M’s: “Melts in Tucker’s hand, and in his mouth.”

[@megandevore377]

So excited for this video! Love any video that Tommy and Mac are in!!

[@alexandernho]

The Gobbledok is such a DEEP cut in the lore of Australian food based mascots.

[@Murglie]

I barely remember the ads but as soon as Tommy said Shane suggested it I knew EXACTLY who it would be

[@Andyyoureastar]

23:20 joel's comment reminds me so much of the producer who interrupt trixie and katya to say something so random im dyinggggg LMAOO

[@Dj-KZ]

Okay, they addressed Tony the Tiger, but what could they have POSSIBLY said about the Noid to silently add them to the list and then not mentioned it for the rest of the video?

[@kurojngyuki]

Was wondering about this! He just appeared on the list after cinnamon toast crunch and before the Tuna

[@gen3r4lmills51]

after watching many times (under the influence) i FINALLY caught this…and searched for this comment😂 i need to watch a Noid commercial now

[@kamtheman6816]

You guys bring this energy that's rare to find online that I'd categorize as a "calm yes, and" you're both so open to the little bits and improv you do but you aren't being super in your face about it.

[@partialrium5879]

jack in the box deserves S 😭 he's the only masot with that much development, he's got a WIFE AND CHILD?!? and an entire life that jack in the box put into their COMMERCIALS

[@no7650]

FR

[@haileysayshai8736]

I'm so excited for this video; Tommy is always so witty and Mac plays off of people very well.

[@krazykirstie2619]

The Colonel Sanders erasure is devastating 27:02

[@apurvasharma6915]

Kimmy chiming in with bits of info was hilarious 😂

[@katem.2899]

7:18 "there's just something wrong about him" yeah that something is them constantly cannibalizing each other in the commercials lmao

[@ancard3118]

"unforgettable.... and unforgivable" I AM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW AOLKJGDMNGWROSJANG

[@amberdawn5372]

Mac pairs so well with everyone, but him and Tommy make particularly top-tier content 😂

[@RaginLarper]

Can Mac just become a full blown Smosh member? He's a total joy in all of these videos he's been in lately

[@MythosBytchos]

I could not be happier with this video! Tommy and Mac have great banter and hilarious energy, I’d love to see more of Mac and the Smosh crew!

[@Acmrle]

One thing they missed about The Laughing Cow is that she’s French. The og name is La Vache Qui Rit . I feel like that can effect the ranking 😂

[@mexicansloth8089]

Jack not being in S is a crime, he is literally the hunky mascot

[@futur3sn0w]

12:04 We gotta talk about how Mac almost started beatboxing for a sec 😂😂

[@disneydork100]

Those were his error/reboot noises.

[@futur3sn0w]

@@disneydork100 Cue the Windows XP shutdown sound🤣

[@Dztbrawler]

I was waiting the entire video for Tony himself but i'm glad Tommy understood and added in that bookend. Fun video, but i'd watch anything Tommy is in, he's so entertaining. Can't wait to see his live show!!

[@Hew91]

Loving Mac on Smosh - especially loving him and Tommy together. Great energy. Also I just enjoy this content, reminds me of Tommy's "who is the most smashable smash bro" video

[@CosmicG-Spot]

Just saying...this is officially the second time Tommy has said he'd be down to smash a whale...it's just nice to know his type 😂

[@rhettmitchell]

So a tuna is a whale now lol

[@smugboi_]

Crazy Cravings is the lover that you see across the dance floor, arms wide open, and then you take one look and run away. And you're scared. Because you know he's faster than you.

[@ashleyyork6068]

“He looks like a pillow but I don’t want him to talk.” Lmao.

[@ohaiitsurrn8922]

Someone give these two a show. They have a geeat chemistry.

[@MelxncholyMermxid]

Their chemistry is great, hope we have some more Mac content

[@faeri_]

1:14 not me… trying to take my meds as this gets said 😭

[@sirmattyboy]

How insane was the Noid conversation that they just cut it out? 🤔

[@KrazyKatLady]

My brain was convinced that somehow I dissociated during that convo and missed him being put on the board. Glad it wasn't just me seeing him suddenly in C-tier

[@monkeygod6147]

They just had to "Avoid the Noid".

[@sunnyokapi]

​@@anastasiabeaverhauzen I think what he meant by that was there were mascots that didn't make it to the list (like Tony). Noid is the only one who made it to the board but was cut from the video (idk who Noid is aside from the picture, I'm gonna have to Google lol)

[@chrisoneill325]

I can feel the chaos permeating this video even before watching it

[@andronixbegayaf]

17:50 Nooooo, but that moustacheeeeeee!!! He Pringle and ready to mingle! Putting Mr. P so low is a crime

[@JustEdgeOfficial]

I've been a Mac fan since he did "impressions" of other KZbinrs years ago, and my love has only grown with every unhinged piece of content he's chosen to give us. And I've been a fan of Smosh since the channel started. Having my two worlds mix is pretty much the best gift you could've given me. MORE MAC ON SMOSH!!!

[@SamanthDarling]

"I got a little something extra...it's Wellbutrin" Well nice to know Tommy can feel his bones at all times

[@Sarahkoruya]

And somehow this is the most perfect line up to be ranking these…

[@maevestowe4683]

Definitely need tall queens with Kimmy and Amanda!

[@IceArceus_]

Never would have guessed that this video would ever exist lmao. I'm here for it though

[@smoshpit]

the girls that get it, get it

[@IceArceus_]

@@smoshpit 👏

[@elitettelbach4247]

Mac and Tommy together is both too powerful and exactly the dynamic I needed. Amazing video, and thank you for the correction at the end. Also the Grimace experiment was very entertaining!

[@ratkillerthe]

More Tommy and Mac content please?? they are both funny and calming

[@jackbelden3851]

i love these two together. we need more of them

[@trashdepo5752]

I love how everyone claps when they find one attractive😭

[@museic7082]

I NEED NEED NEED a Hottest Cryptids tier list with Tommy

[@scarletkittyeyes]

tommy back and better than ever ❤ Macdoesit is such an amazing content creator and guest, hoping for lots of returns

[@meghannicole1474]

I feel like it's only appropriate for Tommy and Mac to do this rating. 😂

[@thomasbuley]

I can’t wait to find out their opinion on the lucky charms leprechaun

[@Tashiea]

15:20

[@katson88]

As a Filipino, thank you for putting Jollibee in the F tier. Jollibee is a kid-friendly mascot and it'll be wrong if you would consider him "bangable" *shudders*

[@daveslamjam]

all of these mascots are supposed to be kid friendly lmao

[@myyaoibetch]

That dancing video though 😍

[@natalieKatzenjammer6348]

Tommy and mac, great combo, really funny. Is it me, or is Ian getting cuter?

[@komg321]

Ian has always been a freaking daddy

[@natalieKatzenjammer6348]

@@komg321 oh fuck yes!!

[@frogmemo4153]

Nope not just you

[@adams509]

"I've got a lil something extra, it's called welbutrin!" Absolutely killed me 😂 Tommy has at least 1 banger per video

[@Scott100W]

Pleasantly surprised by how entertaining this was (:

[@alexc.5385]

The way you can hear Kimmy laughing in the background. I love her laugh

[@emilydimeler5426]

One of my fave duos💜 now we need Courtney and KallmeKris

[@snozwanger760]

Agreed, and Yes please!

[@thedanielklintworth]

My biggest take away from this video is that Tommy and Mac are the type of people I would ABSOLUTELY be friends with 😂

[@condutchak]

This is possibly the most ridiculous video Smosh has made in a while and I love it!

[@sannaveikkanen9177]

"No pillow talk. He looks like a pillow, and I don't want him to talk!" 😂😂

[@sammyw7301]

Hilarious 😂 and there’s something extra wonderful about the crew laughing their asses off in the background.

[@williamhagood]

Awesome video! This was an absolute blast to watch! Tommy and Mac had great energy, it made so many great moments! Great job!

[@glooperscooper]

I'm sad I don't see this combo anymore. I've never seen Tommy have such a good time

[@mattgrimes8050]

“They’ve been together for 10 years, THEY’RE BORED” 😂😂😂

[@michiri7980]

This pair is immaculate and I need more

[@kodyterry6184]

Mac and Tommy are such a good duo we need to see them together again!!

[@VexRavenhardt]

This could totally be a series with different themes and hosts! I'd love to see like Courtney and Amanda do this or Shayne and Damien

[@stephaniecroft847]

Watching this on my lunch break is giving me new life to finish my shift with

[@kaycelee6827]

I love the laughs from the live audience 😂😂

[@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai]

7:47 between the cinnamon toast crunch round and the starkist round they cut some footage where they rated the second character in C tier. Is that the Noid? Wonder why they cut that.

[@legallyaclown8458]

Ok but the jack in the box clown is a total S++

[@outsideaglass]

We need so so so many more of these!!! Tommy and Mac together are the freaking cutest gay energy I have ever seen!! And the editing, and the mascot choices! Just so superb!

[@BlizzardSnowMew]

I’m glad Tommy realized their folly of leaving Tony Tiger out, but I really wish I could have seen both of them react to Tony like the other ones

[@richardchen7062]

Luckily, I’m pretty sure Mac would probably give him an S as well

[@MaybeJulius]

Tommy has gotta be my favorite cast/crew member. So effortlessly funny, always happy to see him on screen!

[@AMightyViciousOlogsFriend]

Going off the old commercials, Jack Box is without a shadow of a doubt a low S at bare minimum. Confident with just a slight amount of cocky. He was basically saying "Sure, these other guys got some stuff. But they don't REALLY care about what you want unless it benefits them. Come to me, and you KNOW you're going to be treated right."

[@bluntsleazy]

this is the funniest smosh video ive seen in 5 years, tommy is hilarious, mac i dont know but also hilarious.

[@Koqui]

honestly with all the rankings, i think it would be fun to do a "Ranking Our Childhood Crushes" whether it be irl people or just fictional cartoons (appropriate ofc)

[@tis-gem]

Okay hear me out: Support Group for Mascots *in the style of Smosh main “Reunion” videos featuring: - Ify as Tony the Tiger - Chanse as Mr. Peanut - Shayne as The Hamburglar Not sure who else, but Chanse and Shayne have already outdone these characters. And Ify as Tony just makes sense.

[@tourettiespaghetti1967]

I literally said out loud to myself, “he can burgle my ham” and then Tommy said it literally right after.

[@OI-YEN-AH-OH-YEN-ME]

Tommy and Mac are just the best pairing to watch in videos, I swear.

[@temple19198]

i was actually watching the reddit episode with tommy and mac thinking "damn this is the last time i'll see this pair for a while im so sad" and yet here we are

[@kalpic11]

I'm so grateful Mac is on Smosh for more than 2 videos. And that I'm seeing more Tommy.

[@eduard8466]

I accept the apology, Tony is absolutely S tier and maybe SS tier

[@Draygonessa]

Honestly, Mac and Tommy are the best duo. I love them and want more of them together!

[@hermie0600]

Nice to see two cast members doing a tierlist

[@MickeyH159]

I love the golf clap after a selection

[@TheEchigo8]

Y'all gotta do video game main characters. Please bring Mac again Tommy y'all are such a fun combo.

[@SeychelleSunshine]

Yes 😃 That brings me back to Tommy's Smash Bros Smash or Pass lol

[@ruka4schooters]

The energy in this video is immaculate.

[@IJustWantToBeAKnight]

I’ve seen too many people thirst for Jack Box from Jack in a Box. They look at the commercials, see his sass, his personality and how he just presents himself and they go wild…me? I’m loyal to my lady Dairy Queen.