We Ranked Every Ice Cream Flavor Ever

[@DamienHaasTV]

Shoutout to our editors, who made this 2+ hour process into a 13 minute video. Also shoutout to Lactaid.

[@caitlincorreia9879]

Praise the editors and praying for both of your tums

[@tuana9927]

ahhahaha love you!

[@WizofOz6]

Can't believe Ian Noah'd you, the ptsd must be real 🙏

[@yanliu6381]

is there going to be a third smoshcort about a missed fist bump/highfive

[@_turtle_cos_4444]

Thank u editors for the vidz

[@duchi882]

*_"It's like a party in my mouth, everyone's throwing up"_* Quote of the day

[@euandunbar8050]

Its a futurama reference

[@michikomanalang6733]

Also "that's called GASLIGHTING"

[@titaniumdioxide2650]

That ice cream Pokérap made me inexplicably super happy.

[@mechadoggy]

11:39

[@batpoolrooler2415]

Ian’s yell was the best beat drop.

[@meitommy]

That's literally the only thing I could think of while I was listening to it.

[@temarinara77]

gonna catch them all Pokémon

[@aj-oz9rp]

YESSSSS

[@WizofOz6]

The poke rap version of this is a banger, petition to stream this on every music streaming service ASAP

[@shamuscasey4190]

Mood

[@tonjibyrd]

This is a wholesome video. BUT PLEASE.. FOR THE LOVE... Stop ignoring this man’s high fives or fist bumps.

[@divinedevinn04]

Tonji I’m literally at the point where I’m gonna text Damien and ask him when he’s coming to New York so I could hurry on over there and give him thousands of high fives and fist bumps lol

[@britchicknusa125]

For real this boy needs a GD high five

[@sillygoofy1893]

i know!!!

[@yesntofyes508]

Help I’m scared yes we need justice in this world

[@mattynator911]

Isn't there like compilations of them ignoring his high fives

[@Co_mill]

“Rainbow Sherbet” or what is PROPERLY called Wild n Reckless is THE BEST FLAVOR AND HOW DARE YOU

[@ahegaolove4866]

Tell'em Courtbort!! 💪

[@kingamer123]

^Courtney is officially my favorite member of Smosh thanks to this comment

[@kirstenjordan7157]

Courtney Miller i love you but pralines and cream is definitely the best

[@imcalledmee]

it was 17???

[@scidefy6192]

Do you like Courtney FREAKING Miller?

[@galarprince]

Damian: *"you're my favorite ice cream place!"*

[@maelasoo]

UmbreonErick Damien* sorry I had to🤣

[@satoritendo6654]

Hi Pizza Hut? Your my favorite pizza place

[@harryhealey4298]

Hi Dominos, do you sell daiquiri ice cream?

[@motaji4548]

@@maelasoo Had to do one. 😂 3:06

[@sebastianviuf]

*Eating 31 different ice cream flavors* Damien: “ im allergic to ice cream” laughed at that joke more than i should had.

[@sebastianviuf]

@@avrose021 Plus the seasonal flavors*

[@sebastianjean_]

8:35 damien: “ian i will be honest with you, I just farted *so* much” ian: “that’s okay. we stan a fart queen”

[@motaji4548]

You can hear him farting every other second. 😂

[@kirasevery-hoven681]

That little puff of hair coming out of Damiens hat is what I live for

[@motaji4548]

It's his little tummy bounce at 3:09 for me. 🥺

[@graciez3017]

Damiens voice is so good! And I think that they did it on purpose but that song totally reminded me of Pokemon haha

[@faeri_]

The actual instrumental doesn’t remind me of anything, but it reminded me of the name rap Ian and Anthony did for the people who funded Food Battle the Game.

[@ZLAG-eh5lz]

Ok, I know it is not really similar, but this reminded me of the Victorious episode where they needed to complete the word KE$HA with letters that came in the ice cream.

[@fuzzyfighter4442]

Wow, I didn't realize that till now. Thank you for reminding me of a great childhood memory.

[@unicornlover4370]

Omg yaaaas

[@mallorydeande859]

Omg I thought the same thing while watching this!!!

[@haniatarek7229]

OK DUDE SERIOUSLY i kept thinking what did this remind me off, I swore i watched sth like this before and there you go damn

[@lunewicke]

KEHA

[@trevorseimears664]

Damien not getting high-fived is officially my favorite running joke😂

[@savetheplanet9499]

Smosh and order needs to be in session

[@serinamikaylavlogs]

Not getting fist bumped

[@dolphin881]

Damimen is sweet,adorable AND has an amazing voice?How is this man single????

[@lilithic6337]

he lowkey a weeb

[@jewell06]

xeraedra okay? He is so sweet, kind, caring and like perfect so like all of that over powers the weeb part

[@ixymujin]

He’s an actor too 🤩

[@AlmightyHonk]

Him and Shayne.

[@thesaltylemon2407]

Anxiety

[@brec6261]

12:55 IANS LAUGH IS SO SOFTT MY HEARTTTTTT

[@motaji4548]

3:09 Damien here was so giggly! (Not to mention jiggly. 😏😍)

[@itsisabell9553]

“You Noah-d me.” “Oh I’m sorry.” *goes in for high-five and then moves arm away*

[@jacksondunlay8061]

And so Damien's curse of being left hanging continues.

[@nicpritch]

"you Noah'd me"

[@pretremikiliste9851]

Until one day he finds his true love until tragic rejection

[@pretremikiliste9851]

So basically Shayne breakup with him because of the shourtney fan fiction

[@dee...]

It's time to go back to court! Someone needs to be held accountable.

[@mechadoggy]

4:06

[@gorglethwomps]

"That's called gaslighting. Don't gaslight me." LOL These two are fun together!!

[@motaji4548]

Trust me, no-one would dare light this gas. 3:06

[@maisiemcqueen_films]

12:08 I love how even when Damien's joking around, he still sings amazingly😂👏💕

[@justeat2542]

It’s called auto tuned

[@maxboyd7350]

CoreyFortniteClips no there are videos of him singing that aren’t auto tuned that sound just like this lmao

[@maisiemcqueen_films]

CoreyFortniteClips nope, he is actually trained in singing so

[@reddevil6483]

Damien: "I've been single for 2 years" I feel ya bro. Love the vids

[@hatenate7921]

3:07 I farted simultaneously as Damien did so it was like a 4-D experience

[@SecondEvilEx]

What?

[@rae6878]

This made me laugh so hard I now have to pee. Thank you.

[@alil4586]

😂😂😂

[@mementomori4817]

I-

[@cryptidkai]

A sample of what Smellavision is gonna be like.

[@NickyMac22]

After hearing in the Smoshcast that Damien didn’t know Ian very well, I was so happy to see just the two of them in an episode together.

[@Shadowaura1307]

NickyMac28 this was my exact though when I saw them in the video together!

[@absnewman]

same :)

[@D4N4Y4]

Wow I didn't know that. Well I'm glad too 😊👌

[@manic_melodies]

In the past, Damien and Ian have talked about how they haven't gotten to hang out too much yet and this is how they decided to get to know each other 😂

[@leliana9431]

I feel like we need this to come back. We need more Ian and Damien time.

[@motaji4548]

😬 It's risky, pretty sure all those ice creams became milkshakes inside Damien's poor belly. 😅 3:06

[@saraa.7836]

Somebody give Damien a high five! Damnit, I’ll give you a high five Damien 🖐🏽

[@RonnieGOAT13]

🖐️

[@letkettlecook]

HES SO FREAKIN CUTE

[@claraiturra3168]

Smosh and order

[@jocillesakura]

If I ever see Damien in person I’ll go as far as I can and run into him to give him the crispiest high five eveeeeer!! 😤

[@zeraer8115]

He needs a fist bump

[@phoenixc8328]

when we said we wanted damien singing this is exactly what we meant thank you smosh

[@ShelbyZealand]

Damien and Ian being ice cream drunk is what I needed today.

[@AscendedXSaiyan]

Did they seriously do a Pokérap but...for ice cream? 😂

[@michaelmarriott9761]

Oh yeah lol.

[@falpal2082]

JustinJusticeTV yes exactly what I thought oh my gosh

[@thefadingmelody163]

It reminded me of Starbomb’s song called The New Pokerap

[@Smamule]

Yes and it was glorious

[@jackmcewen2845]

yes and i could not imagine what my life would be like if they didn't

[@skylargrace229]

"We stan a fart queen" -Ian Hecox 2k19

[@lanaaxfilms]

Sky H. 8:34 anyone wondering

[@triciajones4956]

Lol

[@motaji4548]

Salute: 3:06

[@disheveling]

5:30 Ian with the innuendo, insists on "staring into each other's eyes", glances at Damien's mouth as he says "masticate". Damien is entertained by the bit being taken too far, makes another innuendo. Not bad!

[@motaji4548]

5:33 Damien's giggle right here was so pure. 🥰

[@katies.6787]

Seriously, how the heck has Damien been single for two years?!? He's too loveable!

[@erasinger]

"i beg your unbelievable pardon" is one of my favorite damien lines

[@emmaowens6727]

Pixemily I literally read that right when he said it. Best Coincidence of my life

[@sequinedcereal]

Damien is literally the handsomest human I’ve ever seen. And that voice!! The way he sung “gassy” was actually quite beautiful! What a man. We must protect Damien at all costs.

[@CleverClue]

4:11 "You Noah-ed me..." My new favorite quote from Damien

[@ZinniaOpal]

Tfw Wes wasn't invited to ice cream tasting.

[@cryrow5610]

The reason why he wasn’t invited because he would rate all of them at Number one 😂

[@elliej7077]

cuz of the rappingggg

[@zyaicob]

I see you're still as much of a Wes stan as ever, Gale. Been a while since I last saw your name in a Smosh comment section

[@bernardinosilvestre9399]

F

[@motaji4548]

He would've joined, but Damien ate the rest of the ice cream as you can tell. I mean look at that jiggle! 👀🥴 3:09

[@7leeches]

10:11 Damien: *happy villager sound*

[@某個人-r9t]

homie croc lmao

[@Sharye2001]

Successful trade complete 😂

[@motaji4548]

3:06 Damien: *Unhappy belly sound.*

[@mattbarker2943]

"I have earned it grandfather, give me the sweet cold pudding!" Next Smosh merch?

[@MikeChai13]

“You Noahed Me” -Damien

[@freaky_fero]

Wes was there wasn't he? That much ice cream can't be in one place without Wes being summoned!

[@icesilverwind]

Just an aftershoot gif of gremlin Wes eating ice cream, surrounded by ice cream pints, most of them empty.

[@LadyLeaMarie]

He might not have trusted them after the last time he did an ice cream taste test.

[@maxrichards3881]

Wes is only a part time member, like Joven, they haven’t showed up since the finale of Smosh summer games apocalypse.

[@motaji4548]

He would've joined, but Damien ate the rest of the ice cream as you can tell. I mean look at that jiggle! 👀🥴 3:09

[@NathaliNaschkatze6]

We need more songs from damien!!!! that rap part at the end is amazing!

[@psicoparkita]

For the love of God! Why can't anyone just high 5 or fist bump Damien as soon as he asks for it!?! Why must he always be left hanging!?!

[@doctorbond1882]

I love how 5 seconds later, he unintentionally high fives himself, awwwww

[@orojiratsu12]

Damien: I have been single for two years....i dont have time... Me: you poor child, come here ill give you a hug.

[@annievee2291]

Damien's a cutie. I dont know what it is about his face, but it's amazing. He and Ian are so much fun together.😍

[@maxrichards3881]

Annie Vee BTW, Damien is a German immigrant, he’s the only cast member to not be from America.

[@cloverzimmer6062]

Wes is also German..

[@maxrichards3881]

He’s a replacement for Anthony

[@annikavr109]

When Damien said “I don’t have time to date” I felt that

[@8Bitnoobgamer]

You rarely see Ian and Damien bounce off each other, but it's surprisingly a lot of fun. These two have the vibe of the older brother (Ian) coming home from college to surprise his dorky little brother (Damien) with a bunch of stuff to hang out and enjpy.

[@souperspoons]

Ian and Damien on a lactose high gives us god tier content

[@sydneygoldstein-rivera5926]

I always imagined Damien being a good singer..... but I didn’t imagine him to be THIS good. I will never underestimate you ever again, Damien Haas.

[@mcharris747]

I can't believe you doubted him in the first place, like come on, it's Damien!

[@xxrainbow_ghoulxx6524]

Stop ignoring Damien's high fives and fist bumps! He's too cute to ignore!

[@motaji4548]

I'd say he's pretty hard to ignore. 3:09

[@JosephCWest]

Wednesday: Ian’s crisis as a forever high tier under-appreciated youtuber Thursday: Ian and Damian eat ice cream for three hours having a great time

[@symvp]

Another season of no high fives for u Damien BRING IT TO COURT👆🏽

[@mayonnaise4925]

Is anyone else really happy that Damian is basically in the smosh squad now

[@tophermkr2159]

Why does it seem like there are more lactose intolerant people on KZbin than any other business??

[@mushymuffin8118]

Christinanna Ramey bc we like every opportunity to let everyone know we’re lactose intolerant

[@georgiahershberger2506]

We’re trying to overrun the vegans.

[@bayleepearson4671]

Because we dont know other business peoples lives as they are not recorded

[@motaji4548]

Tummyaches unite worldwide! 3:06

[@bethtrujillo1124]

"this is flippen floppen garbage my dude" This is going to be my new catchphrase 😂😂

[@Heetteri]

"I just farted so much" + "We stan a fart queen" made my day, honestly.

[@psicoparkita]

That Baskin Robbins rap 100% needs to be available for purchase! Damien killed it!

[@corarose3228]

"i nearly did that anime face" me: ahegao "wait which one?" me: a h e g a o "THAT one" "Wait this one?-" Me: DAMIEN ITS THE AHEGAO

[@roxout9287]

That's not even how it's spelled, it's ahegao

[@SuspectSh0t]

Firing Cyanide You are Cringe

[@strange_scout3641]

was saying the exact same, word for word

[@NotJuanGonzalez]

Jambo Rolambo I can confirm it’s ahegao bc I watch tons of henta......anime

[@duckuwuowo5999]

@@NotJuanGonzalez wtf....

[@addifinleyy]

“You get to the end of the factory tour and there like you get nothing,then we give them back the gobstopper and there like your the one” -Damien haas August 29th 2019

[@motaji4548]

Oh, Willy Wonka.

[@jollyrogers408]

The Pokemon rap at the end but with ice cream was awesome and Ian's blechy/yelly throat ululations really topped it off.

[@kookykit-kat5665]

I read and clicked too fast and thought it said ‘we robbed all 31 baskin robins flavours’ 😂😂😂

[@fld5673]

Kooky Kit-Kat lol

[@smeaglesmegg1243]

Same. I had to double check

[@paytongrimm]

SAME😂

[@DamienHaasTV]

Ocean’s 31

[@rodentfairy]

Sameeee

[@JB._.Uzumaki]

The dam-ian relationship is under appreciated

[@peachydemons2102]

when they tried the lemon custard one and Damien said, "its like gelato, but gel-not-o" i got a grammar checker ad lmao

[@Cloutwick]

Noice

[@ThePenguinMaster118]

Same

[@Lillian7mayberry]

"GIVE ME THE SWEET COLD PUDDING" "..now I don't wanna give it to you"

[@xlucy_ayx]

11:21 this is my favourite part of the video 😂🤣😂🤣

[@motaji4548]

I still can't hold it together at this part, the laugh is so genuine, and the way his tummy jiggles... 3:06 😏😂

[@seantaur6635]

Why does this feel EXACTLY like a GMM video.... Oh wait they work there

[@sushiblossom4601]

TheStampyCanadian the dink it

[@halleys.comett]

Sushidaisy and they sink it

[@CookingMyWay]

@@halleys.comett yes... They did 🙌🏻🎉

[@somethingelse7249]

Sorry but what is GMM?

[@dayanabad2030]

@@somethingelse7249 Good Mythical Morning, Rhett and Link's show.

[@megbarbeau]

The 90's hip hop countdown of the ice cream flavours is something i never knew i needed. Also Damien has PIPES

[@HyghPointFilms]

I would have loved if cotton candy randy popped up out of nowhere when they tried the cotton candy ice cream.

[@yakisobadreams3947]

epic crossover!

[@scarletboney5671]

At the end of the video I realized that Damien’s blue hair is gone

[@zyaicob]

Omg it isss

[@LadyLeaMarie]

His hair was totally brown in the last Smosh video too.

[@jennayynunya3171]

Must have been recorded before the dye job?

[@psicoparkita]

I legitimately thought Damien was gonna say "It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's coming" but he kept it somewhat clean.

[@motaji4548]

Up until here at 3:06. Then, it was a party in his belly.

[@nayday.y]

9:29 is my favorite part of the whole video 😂

[@mechadoggy]

“That’s TOO MANY!!”

[@Loraxitive]

Futurama reference "It's like a party in my mouth, and everyone's throwing up"

[@treymclaughlin1931]

True

[@GotZaae]

Goodmorning Leela how do u get 50 likes from that

[@Loraxitive]

Idk Futurama is an amazing show. I was named after a character from that show

[@Undertow89]

Yes! One of my favorite episodes, the one where Fry gets worms, that and Godfellas where Bender gets lost in space and becomes a god then meets god. Maybe.

[@motaji4548]

Yo Gabba Gabba reference: "It's a party in Damien's tummy!". 3:09

[@Raisinbrooke]

I like this combination of Ian and Damian. Damian is toned down and Ian is more relaxed! 👍🏼

[@AlesiPanic]

Damien’s silky beautiful voice in the rap. OMG I love it so much

[@mechadoggy]

11:39

[@galarprince]

11:55 did you guys just *reference the 150 pokérap!?* 😂

[@Raigatu]

UmbreonErick duh

[@johnhoquist1985]

UmbreonErick why didn’t you have the time stamp at the beginning of the rap

[@johnhoquist1985]

11:50

[@galarprince]

@@johnhoquist1985 cuz it's 150 i want to see to be a Pokémon master is my destinyyyy!

[@Kiki-vq2mo]

I heard the music and the narrator and I knew what they were about to do 😂

[@mkbryan0409]

new favorite damien quote: “GIVE ME THE SWEET COLD PUDDING”

[@mackenziewilliams1322]

I LOVED Damien's song/rap at the end! Oh my god!

[@rndiaz91]

4:05 Court is now in session for the un high fiving of Damien Hass from Ian Hecox All rise for Judge Courtney Freakin Miller!!

[@D4N4Y4]

End high-five neglection! 🚫✋

[@bleerie]

Not to be that weird one.. but I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Damien Haas 😟

[@bradynyt3127]

Isn't every girl?

[@HeyHeyGMA]

Aren't we all? Like honestly who isn't in love with Damien Haas?

[@user-rx7sq8fd1p]

Köàlàs àrè çûtè nah im lesbian

[@user-rx7sq8fd1p]

HeyHeyGMA nope

[@whateverworksmate.721]

How can you not love him. It's actually impossible.

[@monkebrainiac]

this vid was 4 yrs ago and i did noy know damien and ian bounced off with each other like this my godddd pls get him in a show together

[@flocab9110]

I somehow didn't expect to see you here haha

[@maggiem1242]

ok but damien’s voice is actually so good

[@iehnjiemfcohnum]

I’m pretty sure Ian did the Belle Delphine face 😂

[@ateandslayed]

Yes, the ahegao

[@elfwastaken1322]

“the Belle Delphine face” LMAOOOO

[@costeele8879]

Timestamp please? 🙆🏻‍♀️ Honestly I can never catch the same things as other viewers lool

[@maxboyd7350]

Courtney Steele it was blurred

[@magnusnord8353]

@@costeele8879 4:27

[@KatalinaKris]

Ian’s burp vomit at 12:50 had me in stitches 🤣

[@motaji4548]

3:06 still gets to me. 🤣🤣🤣

[@KoalaLovelys]

Just saying. Love Damien. That’s it. All I need to say.

[@anon1941]

Same.

[@AMe-nj9nt]

I love the dynamic between Ian and Damien. It's so awkward and it's great. Awesome episode!

[@cheyannelaliberte2731]

We need more Damien and Ian videos

[@MarkehJLL]

8:37 "We stan a fart queen" STOP!!! LMAO

[@WillBrozInc]

Baskin Robbins ALWAYS finds out...

[@narnia_eclipse389]

WillBrozInc makes me think of Ant Man

[@violetsmith5731]

Narnia _ Eclipse lol same

[@prettyyodd6784]

That's where this reference is from.. LOL

[@madiduncan4211]

"I tried to high five you! You Noahed me!" 😂😂😂👌🏻

[@sebbys_mama]

Why is there not more Ian/Damien content on Smosh?? These two together are delightful!

[@mylifeisntinteresting4288]

Pralines and cream is my favourite so when they said it was the best I felt verified

[@lockr_sheep3392]

Agree

[@kevinwilliamfaith]

MyLife Isn’t Interesting even

[@Random_person-kp4oe]

Last time I was this early, Smosh still had the “SHUT UP!” Intro

[@kawaiicat9287]

😆

[@AARonGo333]

6:48 I almost lost a thumb 2020- He cut his thumb while making a sandwich

[@motaji4548]

How did he even predict that?

[@AARonGo333]

@@motaji4548 hes psychic

[@Azaelia0Love]

"I've earned it grandfather, GiVe Me ThE sWeEt CoLd PuDdInG"

[@istartedww3854]

Poor Damian 😂 I feel you buddy. Lactaid squad where you at?

[@suzie5530]

3rd time poor Damien had been rejected a high five or fist bumps *flashback to summer games and smosh court"

[@zidgelT]

He's been rejected more high fives/fist bumps than that, poor boy. Just not many of the other ones have been noticed afterward. Also all the times his jokes or suggestions have been unheard or ignored. He's just too quiet and polite most of the time, so he gets overlooked; I relate to him so much, which is probably why I freaking love the dude.

[@dayworm]

3:48 Ian taking so long to process the joke is me during every conversation ever

[@marce3454]

I want this to be a full on series.... Just Damien and Ian rating food... No?

[@KatandZoZo]

Honestly, yeah. The formula is easy to watch and entertaining and Ian and Damian definitely have great comedic chemistry

[@laurelbrave3116]

This is the same as Rank King by the try guys

[@laurelbrave3116]

And also Keith’s one where he eats everything at a place

[@samj6447]

This would be SUCH a great show!

[@marce3454]

@@laurelbrave3116 I know! I also love the try guys!! But there is something about Damien and Ian working together that makes me so happy 😄

[@rhysmounger7809]

"You leave Damien's High five hanging, Dark Damien Grows in Power!"

[@motaji4548]

What he loses in high fives, he gains in gelatinous honor! 3:09

[@haileyluster5902]

We need to talk about that 31 flavor countdown. I’d add it to my Spotify playlist this very moment.

[@WillBrozInc]

So did you guys ask for a burger? Or ya know, something hot and fresh?

[@paradoxicalkody7322]

WillBrozInc how about a pretzel

[@yormomgaming1915]

“Can u deal with this idiot”

[@tillthedestroyer2147]

WillBrozInc ant man???

[@SessVlogs]

........dude.

[@siaanastasia4079]

I understood that reference..

[@derrekakashockwave2853]

Just want to say I loved the pokemon rap at the end ❤️

[@Devero201]

I love Damien with all my heart I’m glad he’s in more stuff now ❤️

[@maxrichards3881]

Riley Rogers I kind of like Damien, but he can be a GIGANTIC douchebag to everyone because he doesn’t know when to stop being funny.

[@Dirtbike-k2x]

@@maxrichards3881 when????? he isn't Richie Tozier