Snake Go Boom

The explodiest episode of #EliteSmash to date. Today's episode is all about blowing up and mashing that pretty, red button as Solid Snake.
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[@Alpharad]

jarid snake

[@demonofrage4314]

Can we get a jarid tee shirt

[@fortunes11]

ALPHA! love ur vids do u have a discord cuz i would want to join it!

[@blueinkling1474]

Cool

[@ethanfearn7863]

Beep Beep on a t-shirt with no context

[@Waffamaniac]

Pro jared

[@DatDuderOverThere]

Jarid: Oh boy, time to play my favorite online game today “Smash Bros Ultimate” Alpharad: No

[@psycosanches589]

*Trump face* Wrong.

[@josiahtheawkward6008]

can you don't

[@shavaflaire9608]

Yesn't

[@blitz7488]

Incorrect

[@jaredlarter6018]

I just came out to watch an Alpharad video and I'm feeling a little attacked.

[@Animaefan1]

Same bro my name is Jared too

[@blazefox1045]

I'm dying from laughter inside despite this comment actually being really sad, probs the other comments.

[@marmato9332]

Written Jaird

[@atomnum9]

I felt attacked about the crust with sandwiches

[@jaredfarias1516]

Rise up

[@softnwet1600]

„Are you playing with your sideways joycon?“ there is so much genuine anger in that sentence

[@necrobonesgaming2424]

Are you playing with your sideways joycon, JAIRD?!

[@lol-gv7ox]

I feel *bad* for Jaird, man. Like, the "You're gonna grow old one day and go on Tinder and lie about your height" was fucking vicious.

[@Dz73zxxx]

Honestly i keep coming back to this vid because: 1. Its snake 2. Its final smash 3. Jaird

[@daxwolf455]

Same here brother

[@Hose_10]

S a m e

[@littlemisseevee2309]

same

[@dragonsyo1275]

I also like the parts with "Jaird"

[@instantpurple1282]

Alpha sounded like he had some personal beef against Jaird

[@connla_redleaf]

13:46 Bro stop, he's already dead! ALPHA STOP PLEASE HE'S JUST A BOY!

[@xavierpittman1533]

My thoughts exactly

[@genericname2593]

He just made fun of his existence

[@perturabo149]

@@genericname2593 u resumed everthing

[@nathanielrabon1804]

Alpharad Plus: "Being Bullied in Mario Maker" Alpharad: "Bullying Jarid in Smash Ultimate"

[@NeutralL12]

Man those comments are really getting to him huh

[@qthepup7362]

The chain of screaming

[@justanordinarymimikyu2109]

It was actually Jaird lol

[@celestialdice]

He’s gotta have some way to vent

[@conraddemilia]

Our cause is just

[@HeX_Boi]

Poor Jaird just got out of school to get bullied again.

[@Rei_Sh0]

Finally, someone spells it correctly.

[@mehspacedorito]

in my notifs it says jarid

[@mikekazz5353]

Maybe it's Jared fogle.

[@chimerical8746]

Its summer

[@HeX_Boi]

@@chimerical8746 Yeah it's summer... School's over so he can play online without being bullied in school.

[@danielbob2628]

"Did you even finish high school?" "Can you legally drive?" MY MAN THIS IS SMASH BROTHERS

[@neophyte_tpk]

ikr this is a kids game

[@p-nut2642]

Ikr lmfao

[@stoked-6996]

@Monika the cycle-path laughs in palutena

[@spectrasoulfaire215]

laughs in Mai--OH WAIT

[@calfitz946]

@spectra soulfaire we almost weren't good boys and girls because of this comment

[@matthewa3413]

Jaird: *just trying to play some casual Zelda online* Alpha: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.

[@chimerical8746]

Im bout to end this mans will to live

[@goatles9423]

Don't defend Jaird, nobody should reach Elite Smash with only the B button. Except Alpha because he did it for the funny video which 100% justifies his actions

[@nathanevans1382]

@@goatles9423 Nope, joke or not, that is the dumbest thing I've heard all day, I would much rather fight that Zelda then Alpha's Snake, Belmont, or Palutena.

[@NeutralL12]

@@goatles9423 everyone should use B to win always. Only losers who use A button solely think otherwise

[@homeguest944]

Matthew A bro he was playing degenerate style tho

[@flintloch4792]

I’ve never seen so much genuine anger before all directed at my boy Jaird he’s just tryin to enjoy the game he payed 60 dollars for damn Alpha not lettin this mans breathe

[@jeez8939]

Flint Malone and the online Nintendo subscription

[@doodlespiral7110]

@@jeez8939 and 400 for the switch.

[@The0Kyuubi0Kid]

the weak must fear the strong

[@doodlespiral7110]

@@sirdabsalot1yt83 well then I got scammed :/

[@dantebradley1158]

Snake does that to people

[@captainchaos5705]

I'm seeing a lot of comments about Jaird, but nothing on how he absolutely demolished King

[@ksporty15]

Holyh sh*t that became a massacre, jesus

[@volrag]

I think that's the happiest I've ever seen anyone while fighting a Link.

[@HankageHill]

*"I DUCKED UNDER IT"*

[@wolven122]

Jax Serkies he went mad with power...

[@phantolmao]

Same

[@88shrek]

Alpha: Camping sucks Also Alpha: If someone has a knife you are going to run away , people aren’t going to judge you it’s not camping it’s just enhanced survival

[@JayInTheGreen]

he never said enhanced survival didn't suck though lol

[@MrWeegee]

Jo: You couldn’t beat me with a knife Alpha again: SHUT THE FU- Dude that was my favorite part of that video

[@BokerBigBanana]

there was an attempt

[@dodg3thestorm]

Prolonging survival XD

[@Sowono]

Mr. Weegee which video

[@garysilver7958]

You uh, working through some personal issues through smash Alpha? You good man? Cause Jaird is dead now...

[@SimplyAnExistence]

FBI says open up.

[@sirjestahlot6436]

He's just blowing off some steam from being bullied in super mario maker 2

[@AwsomeBeybladeMaster]

Poor jaird got verbal 3 stocked.

[@P1ranha__]

“Verbal 3 stocked” That’s honestly the best description for a barrage of insults, thank you

[@raiden6976]

What we call a verbal jv4

[@iceoffire20]

"Do you eat Sandwiches with the Crust off, JARID??!"

[@davidlabowski6543]

Nah cheif he got verbaly jv 20ed

[@ahhh4806]

Nah, its verbal 99 stocked

[@indigo1991]

“I don’t think it was optimal, but it was certainly funny.” - Alpharad’s smash career

[@pleaseimjustahuman]

"career"

[@Karzakus]

Now imagine if Jarid was actually a fan of alpharad and just watched his idol trash on him and insult him. Quality

[@SpacePrincessPuppet]

@@EAR96 especially from alpharad

[@greenmachine3221]

He commented on the video he was a fan

[@thebrandonater2.023]

Jarid sued after he lost that’s why the name of the video changed

[@marklake4411]

6yyyyyyyttttttttttt yyuu77

[@whopperfromburgerking_]

Wait what was the original name

[@KaleidosXXI]

@@whopperfromburgerking_ jarid snake

[@marklake4411]

I don't remember typing here 😐

[@thebrandonater2.023]

Mark Lake you didn’t I’m confused did you get a notification

[@dandylionwine]

"You know this guy's not so bad, he just plays unbelievably toxic with items turned on." *cough*

[@javidpena1506]

Gee, I wonder who this sounds like

[@karmiccrotal3480]

@@javidpena1506 In case someone couldn't piece it together yet. It's 75% of Smash Online😶

[@imbadatusernames3304]

@@karmiccrotal3480 no the joke is that it's also jacob

[@asielsantana8259]

I got you to the funny number 😀👍

[@000Brianna]

8:12 Alpharad this joke flew over your head. The player named luciano says “lucky” referring to Lucky Luciano, the man who did it to em.

[@FighterForLight]

Nice. Take this. 🔵🔵 🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵🔵🔵

[@jordenshukla6873]

TheNeon HotDog you forgot the funny

[@FighterForLight]

@@jordenshukla6873 what do you even mean by that?

[@AmbyFloofy]

TheNeon HotDog He meant the funny. I don’t understand what’s confusing about this

[@a1b3a3c14nbcv]

@@jordenshukla6873 he's just saying he liked the comment

[@dexterbarlow-busch4127]

I learned one thing today: Alpharad gets pretty aggressive when he plays Snake.

[@bramt2000]

And against jared

[@ikillteam8s-_-151]

Pretty sure it’s not snake that’s making him angry JARID

[@reftd1511]

ikillteam8s-_- 1 Jaird

[@Unyubaby]

RIP Jaird 2018-2019 They never stood a chance.

[@danjames8314]

2018-2019 is probably the poor kids actual age

[@hiddenkalpa]

That's a Xenoblade reference

[@dcxserf1827]

Wow I'm not even Jarid and I feel attacked... Love the video!

[@jacoblertora1829]

Plot twist: you are Jarid

[@jayjay0678]

“It sucks because I can’t knock the meter out of her” Patch 4.0.0: Good idea!

[@tranquility2194]

Damn, Alpharad must’ve had a bully named Jarid. Cause he went off

[@84warhead]

You don't play as best girl in Smash only to mistreat her that way!

[@bleachigo990]

That or he used to bully a kid named Jarid and got a different form of PTSD.

[@normancampbell5024]

OH GOD 666 LIKES 0_0

[@JayDawg591]

Happy KZbinr Samus is best girl in Smash and thats a fact

[@forkgodsdescendant2503]

The name was actually “Jaird”. He misread it the whole time. Or did he?

[@shadowcircus8314]

Jaird: *exists* Alpharad: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

[@ajax354]

I love how Alpharad goes from verbally assaulting some poor person playing smash to the almost relaxing guitar solo that is his outro

[@QueenOfMilkKingdom]

lol ya, but I bet he's just playin XD

[@eliaschukri5264]

How can you love some one that does this as a vidio.

[@vertexed5540]

During the last few insults his voice level sharply went down and that's the funniest thing to me

[@xolotltolox7626]

@@eliaschukri5264 How can you not spell video correctly?

[@andrewharris1512]

Gotta love some Persona music

[@aquamarinerose5405]

13:11 just thought I'd pin the rant because Ifeel like I reference this way too much.

[@aquawarrior]

My god this is hilarious

[@jammyterror6527]

Alpharad using B move: Lol (Jarid uses B move) Alpha: *who dares challenge ME* (Destroyer and roasts him)

[@xlr8r038]

"are you listening to your nigthcore evanescence bring me to life jaird?!" Bruh im so done XD

[@qwonkybonky]

Oklahoma Man blows up children online to demonstrate how good he is.

[@specimenx4139]

Florida Man: Are you challenging me?

[@nikopierrot]

@@specimenx4139 Oklahoma man: Don't try it...

[@abdoullalicorne4716]

From Morgana this is very funny *iT's AlMoSt ScaRy HoW gOod I aM*

[@dreb4thefame174]

This just in

[@starknifez4846]

"Are you listening to your 'Nightcore Evanescence - Bring me to Life' JARID" That's not my name but I still feel personally attacked, Jacob. I'll see you in court soon, JACOB.

[@AmbyFloofy]

Jaird*

[@certifiedcoomclassic]

@@Solus_11 oh boy r/ihavereddit

[@thedaedricdragon921]

Hold up

[@moonchild-ug5xr]

The ultimate true combo is obviously bad Zelda to verbal obliteration

[@GekTC]

I give that last match a broken marriage out of 10.

[@beepboprobotsnot3748]

Was that a reference? It felt like a reference.

[@Sgt-Wolf]

Probably how Jacobs marriage will end.

[@zeekeno823]

It's a reference to projared.

[@beepboprobotsnot3748]

@@zeekeno823 I thought so. Worst Console Ever.

[@krystof5271]

@@zeekeno823 oof

[@CaptainObliviousV]

What did I learn from this video: 1: snakes final smash can kill at 0 2: C4 can be abused for meter 3 (last but not least): Alpharad hates guys named Jaird😂

[@oceanhaze6701]

You didn’t know #1?

[@InconspicuousNessMan]

Like can you blame him? His parents didn't even spell it right

[@CaptainObliviousV]

BlackLeg 13 I don’t use or play against Snakes that often, so I didn’t really know about its potential😅

[@CaptainObliviousV]

Liam Roberson no, I spelled it right. Go look at the guys name. That’s how it was spelled

[@InconspicuousNessMan]

@@CaptainObliviousV not you his parents. Who the hell spells Jarrod like that?

[@Nathan-fy8rj]

“Lucky” Luciano. He did it to you.

[@canudont9602]

What/who is Lucky Luciano?

[@marcossegon5433]

@@canudont9602 apparently the man who did it to em

[@vallisroyeaux4979]

can u don't 20’s mafia figure

[@asifemd1947]

T

[@bluebatmanvk5535]

Jaird: plays bad Zelda. Alpharad: I'm going end this mans whole future career.

[@jasonkeith2832]

Just watched a man proceed to end someone else so thoroughly he'd make hostile chat lobbies take a step back and gasp.

[@theblitz1070]

Imagine if Ally and Jaird try to get revenge on Alpharad but he calls in his boy Kevinattor.

[@SupaflyProductions12]

Kevinattor is too powerful for mortal men. His stand 「HOMIE PUSH」is just plain overkill.

[@Tuxfanturnip]

He thinks he can 2v1 them but then P4 Ness

[@okey3093]

TheBlitz what if he calls in Player 4 Ness

[@ahhh4806]

Nah, his second Alex The 9 will come

[@schmoofie]

Do you mean pk Kevin67

[@LucasMBoysOurRoy]

Poor Jarid... Cheated on his wife, and can't even play a round of Smash without getting bullied

[@Matthew.Morcos]

Hasn't even finished high school either

[@kingsloth1121]

Dang it I wanted to make a pro jarid joke

[@kazzafraz5607]

7:49 Jesus, this is probably the most scared I've heard alpha

[@livemotif1998]

That was genuine fight or flight

[@HTPCYMC]

What if you wanted to win at Smash, but Snake said: *beep beep*

[@RealSuperMario64]

But Snake said : *t a s t y*

[@docholliday9442]

the beep beep gets me every time lol

[@aggronenjoyer6850]

What if you wanted to go to heaven but God said: THERE!!!

[@vapymacflurrishwithasideof2774]

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said: NOW!

[@Heidelberg-fk9ef]

I feel very attacked over the last 40 seconds of this video (Cries in Jarred)

[@pingucrimson750]

10:32 “You know how hard it is to come up with funny things to put in the background” *puts Aerith’s death scene in the background

[@jasonkeith2832]

You say this, yet neglect to mention the clip of Narancia doing the torture dance before it? Would you rather he put up a pic saying "Tetra is Zelda" instead?

[@pingucrimson750]

Jason Keith sorry I’m a bit confused but I’d say the torture dance is a “funny thing”. Aerith’s death, however, still haunts me to this day!

[@Locke-mf6sf]

“This game I like life, heat seeking missiles can and will kill you” Alpharad you wanna talk?

[@ermwhatthescallop]

Wow it's a completely unexpected and shockingly sudden Snake video!

[@gengarisnotinsmash...]

You could say that this snake video is.. *SOLID!* I'll see myself out...

[@jamesbrooke4349]

That I haven’t seen any of

[@gengarisnotinsmash...]

@WILLIAM WELLS yes... Join us...

[@GaijinWeeb1145]

Dont let the re-release of this video make you forget its original title was jarid snake

[@stinky_dookie]

Wait was it's original video name jarid snake? Tell me if it's something that I don't understand tho

[@GaijinWeeb1145]

@@stinky_dookie he uploaded this video days before with the title being jarid snake. But he modified the title, since that would be basiclly bullying.

[@mm-gy5ir]

@@GaijinWeeb1145 but it was still a funny lol

[@stinky_dookie]

@@GaijinWeeb1145 ooooohhh. Thanks!

[@GaijinWeeb1145]

@@stinky_dookie No problem!

[@itsmiracle5158]

1:57 Mewtwo: Oh your approaching me Snake: I can beat the crap outta you even from here Mewtwo: Oh really Snake: *pulls out bazooka* Hell yeah

[@marcosong4439]

Itsmarkules Val is that a jojos reference

[@txxxj4752]

@@marcosong4439 nah. Its a zach bell reference

[@littlemisseevee2309]

Itsmarkules Val but its not a bazooka

[@itsmiracle5158]

LittleMissEevee I had just realized

[@hewellnation1260]

He sounded like a white mom that is extremely mad at her ex-husband 😂

[@CrimsoniteSP]

That whole last minute is just that moment when someone uses your favorite character, and they suck.

[@matshbocks]

God I feel that. (Especially as a Zelda main

[@2350CST]

Lol I feel that when people play Joker and they don’t do anything to gimp the opponent

[@jaird2980]

Shut up JACOB I don't have to take this verbal abuse from you. I'm going to tell my mom.

[@randompersonp7103]

@PsychoSSF2 TFS reference?

[@chaostriforce2583]

PsychoSSF2 “what the hell are you on about?” -vegeta anytime Goku fights someone

[@casus9837]

Jaird lmao

[@blueapp1e820]

bruh are you actually the guy in the video

[@jaird2980]

@@blueapp1e820 Yeah, I'm crying right now.

[@jopa04]

I was gonna say that Jaird might just be a kid trying to learn to play Zelda. But Jaird got 4.9M Global Smash Power.

[@dresean3725]

JoPa04 ya same here xD I thought that and then realized it can't be true

[@dylanmcnab3479]

Could be a younger brother or cousin

[@spaghetti7929]

He’s playing on his older brother’s account

[@LordOfTheNoobs]

Huh ok.

[@sharifrowe7812]

Who else came back to 10:40 when Alpharad unintentionally predicted Steve and Sephiroth

[@Treeko13]

Alpha: Whachu gunna do, kill me? Alpharad: *dies* Alpharad: Yeah that's right

[@atomnum9]

*Secretly has plan to turn game in his favor*

[@TostitosMangoSalsa]

Jarid just wanted to play a game Jesus Christ

[@everyonesaidmynamewasstupi3713]

Azazel Potato bruh he was just messing around lol

[@ltsalte9200]

Playing the game requires you to.... Interact with your opponent

[@Scrubgs]

Jarid was playing zelda, no he did not

[@mr.mermit6189]

Literally this entire video: “Man it hurts being this smart.”

[@mightybear5441]

It's not an Alpharad video if he doesn't say "I'm a genius!"

[@Modtro64]

I feel there's some deep seated stuff with Jarid. "Who hurt you Alpha?"

[@chaotixthefox]

Jaird the kinda guy to play Double Belmonts with laggy internet.

[@booboomaready3401]

You haven't lived until you've suffered/played Double Belmont with laggy wifi.

[@QuokkaWaka]

@@stunningthug9225 That's like a crackhead telling me to snort some of the good stuff. Once you try it, you don't realise just how bad it is, and even if you do you can't stop.

[@IAmGhostProductions]

Wow, this tea is piping hot

[@angeloutlookk6364]

If Jarid is an Alpharad fan he's going to be so sad when he sees this video.

[@MizuFujimori]

Then he can take it as a learning experience

[@nugget0928]

Thats so fucking correct it’s actually sad

[@hahalery]

@@MizuFujimori Lmao learning experience by getting insults for playing a casual zelda. Good fucking riddance amirite boys?

[@lorenzofort184]

Yeah... I thought that too...

[@eyebrowse]

he deserv it

[@joshibear2544]

"Are you playing with your sideways joy-con!" -Alpharad 2019 I'm weak😂😂😂

[@chaoscontroller4489]

JAIRD!?

[@lukar3116]

bitches be like I'm weak😂😂😂

[@samsee_ca]

4:28 for forty-five seconds of Alpharad completely annihilating a Link

[@GuyThatLikesYohane]

Who was cool enough to see this video before it got deleted?

[@mehspacedorito]

we’re 👫👬👭such gamers🤳🏻🎧🎮hm 🤠🤔hah!😻😪🤣😂

[@everettburd3385]

Guy That Likes Yohane me

[@Spluer]

Gottem

[@shadowclonemaster]

not me 👻

[@ihaveanuncletoo2359]

He added music

[@jaron7817]

"Incineroar, the thing about this game its just life like because the heat-seeking missile can, and will kill you." Life Lessons by Jacob

[@NotPofkp]

this is the most pure, unrelentive rage and anger i have seen from jacob full stop.

[@moop7663]

“Lucky!” -Luciano He did it to all of us

[@stefan-uj2ms]

Wow! I’m so surprised you uploaded this Elite Snake video! Who could’ve predicted this?!

[@Jake-nh5th]

Not your profile picture

[@swooop3859]

Only OG people know who Jack Frost is

[@Cera_01]

@@swooop3859 only *true* gamers know

[@kingangelo3838]

I feel bad for Jarid, he just wanted to play his favorite game :(

[@bermfs3978]

Whoever edited the game to be perfectly timed with Aerith's death wheter accident or not I have maximum respect for.

[@Ultramorbius]

I think alpha edits his own videos

[@pentagonyx]

snake: "beep beep" also snake: "i'll frickin do it agan."

[@DeanCalhoun]

never before have I witnessed so fully: the destruction of a man

[@GrandSleuth]

“WELCOME TO YOUR BRAND NEW WORLD! RESIDENT ME!” is the best trash talk I’ve ever heard

[@thegiantegg9672]

The entire King game was hilarious. Not at the level of the Jaird game, but still

[@cringeilicki7821]

Nice -when i made this it was at 69-

[@blaze-a-matic-]

“Do u eat sandwiches with the crust off, Jaird?” I’m dead 😂

[@jaird2980]

I do not.

[@blaze-a-matic-]

Sorry man I meant no harm Jaird

[@worthyedge9307]

@@jaird2980 Jarid? Jared... *_J A B L U E_*

[@SolarBeam04]

10:49 vocal percussion on a whole other level

[@Luffy-yz9gj]

ai don't understand why this is coming from your mind

[@bjsellers1463]

I commented about this anf have no likes you are fortunate.

[@caesarzeppeli2589]

Is that a jojo reference

[@gulpin768]

Vocal percussion on a whole ‘nother level, *comin’ from my mind* _ahhhhhhh~_ we’re golden wind

[@orangejuicemann3251]

The fact that the crab and sephiroth’s theme work in sync with each other is somehow terrifying to me.

[@cha_michaelmf_1504]

R.I.P. Jaird. Cause of death: Jacob’s roasts. Pls do Mario next.

[@griffin2669]

Alpharad is the person that could win a tournament but he would rather do something funny and lose but he would count it as a win

[@RandomGuy-hb4ee]

Yeah but he can't actually win a tournament

[@The-JAILOR]

What...

[@franklinengland8924]

The only tournament he's won was a pm doubles tournament were he 2v1d everyone with Warioman

[@dustdt]

A. That's maybe almost basically mang0 and B. He couldn't win a tourney that wasnt a local

[@kash312]

"I see this as an absolute win"

[@Beta_-vx9vb]

4:25 “They called me a madman.”

[@dragonmb7]

Alpharad honestly sounded like Weegee when he was roasting Jarid.

[@Toons50124]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this

[@nicholasbogue7132]

Every time Alpha plays this game, he has an odd energy of saltiness 😂

[@thecrazedpotatoman]

His gameplay and trash talk feels like the Atlantic Ocean pouring on you. The ocean consists of *salt* water.

[@christiandupree3912]

"Do you go to a tournament to put a plushie on the set up JERID?!" Mans took a shot at dabuz

[@Mega_ooof]

“Idk how old you are but ONE DAY you’re gonna go on Tinder and lie about your height, JARED” 💀💀💀

[@idnottoo9335]

Alpha roasting Jarid about the fact that they probably have a 9-5 and don't make youtube videos speaks for itself.

[@Jotunn96]

So true lmao

[@BigTimeRush123]

@@Jotunn96 Likes=Nice

[@AmbyFloofy]

Jaird*

[@maximo5017]

My mans Jarid just trying to play super smash bros ultimate for the Nintendo switch

[@tomuchformebrother8366]

Jarid said "I want to play smash bros". The WORST mistake he ever made.

[@FalcoVille]

"Colonel, I'm running out of ideas, but I'm top 5 anyway, so I guess it doesn't even matter."

[@theman6422]

FalcoVille snake,just spam your nikita and see what happens

[@ultimatemegatrime444]

Dummy Thicc

[@biaspace1338]

Seeing Jacob's brain ascend to the next realm at 5:00 has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. He's just so good at this game.

[@connornorfleet8372]

It ascended to God level at 4:30, and then it went somewhere above that.

[@Sycholesent]

When you go to a Snake Museum and they start saying “There!” or “Now!”

[@bigfionn8514]

“Cornel”

[@Maepl]

"It's showtime"

[@Smugs33]

Holy hell, Alpha hates bad Zelda mains, or anyone who plays Zelda but doesn't fully use the character

[@Fanimati0n]

It was hard to watch tbh. I know his rage at bad Zelda players. I remember when I watched Trevor Collins from Achievement Hunter play Zelda in an office tournament & do just terrible. It was painful.

[@seishinaozora5839]

@@Fanimati0n Well if it's just a tournament for fun it's not that bad. But if they're maining her...

[@BurlyWalkingFortressofZepp]

@@Fanimati0n as someone who mained Zelda in Brawl, it just makes me depressed to see Zelda's do so badly in Ultimate.

[@saborevolutionarychief6458]

Jaird and his Zelda: Alright! Let’s win some, okay, Zelda? Alpharad and his Snake: We’re gonna end this child’s career even before it starts.

[@BoneZonelol]

The absolute terror this man felt when that small child started glowing.

[@nickclark1815]

Ayy remember when Alpha said Snake's final smash sucked?

[@drew4111]

Bro it was the best in da gaaaaaame what do u mean

[@BeanieGoth]

you’ve heard of solid snake now get ready for *liquid reptile*

[@marcosong4439]

• Undertaker • there’s solid snake and liquid reptile, what about gassy crocodile

[@pantyslack]

Dude nice explosive pink panther picture

[@Beancent_]

Yo shit, its killa bean

[@BeanieGoth]

PantySlack, Waves, and The Ganon Cannon, these replies are all accurate and it hurts

[@bendykirby4828]

aren’t snakes reptiles tho

[@Sean_Bird]

Yoshikage Kira looks a lot different then I remember...

[@CodeCaden]

He changed bodies again

[@JoelGarcia-lu3tw]

@@yadajoku Killer Queen Under Pressure!!!!

[@butitwasmekrach1164]

L U C K H A S F A V O R E D Y O S H I K A G E K I R A

[@andrusnarrus6985]

Beep beep has no weakness

[@End3rDJgaming]

W H A T A B E A U T I F U L N I K I T A

[@rokurojapan1978]

10:32 a year and a little less than half later, we are getting the song in smash officially. what a world we live in.

[@StickMaster500]

Alpharad placed C4 on this video he accidentally uploaded a few days ago and said *_THERE!_*

[@onilink0thefur]

This deserves more likes

[@robertgomez5378]

No one: Absolutely no one: Alpharad: "ARE YOU PLAYING ON YOUR SIDEWAYS JOYCON JAIRD"

[@kanjige]

Everyone can agree that rant is what goes through your head when you run into a Zelda

[@asahi7444]

AeRo Even as a Zelda main, I myself rant about how annoying she is online. I will not lie.

[@Hectoreo]

i have a friend who mains Zelda. Various inappropriate insults, including "professional semen eater" may or may not have been used during and after our matches.

[@asahi7444]

Hector Sounds like a great time lul.

[@Galivent]

@@Hectoreo "professional semen eater" has been added to my repertoire thank you for the contribution.

[@aquaphoenix-mt2iv]

"Does your mother love you jaird?" Dear god. Please. It's smash ultimate online. Give him a break.

[@camusreviews6877]

“Is this your king?” Killmonger: (F-throws T’challa) Kill screen: (Shows up) T’challa: As you can see, I am not dead

[@aegisgolem6817]

hey man, what did jarid do to you? besides be the literal worst zelda I have ever seen???

[@DarknessAndEvil69]

That is quite the achievement

[@Nbafanla03]

Aegisgolem681 nah most all of them play like that

[@XeoraAMV]

@@Nbafanla03 I don't... Check my zelda vids...

[@someoneimportant2517]

@@XeoraAMV incorrect. All Zelda's play like that.

[@DeLisi.]

Idk why but hearing Alpharad scream with hype gives me life in my soul. Thank you.

[@team4star1]

Alpha had sephiroth music for a minute there, look at these reads man

[@Maepl]

And had sephiroth in the bg