Snakes on a Plane is a Fever Dream

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[@LILILALUL]

Cold-blooded tubes in a long metal tube consuming other shapes

[@andrewphillips4681]

In. The. Sky.

[@LILILALUL]

In. The. Great. Blue. Void

[@andrewphillips4681]

Centralized in the entirety of this motion picture

[@LILILALUL]

Our main character is a shape with tubes that moves liquid in side of him

[@andrewphillips4681]

So It's cold blooded tubes fighting a tube filled main character in a long metal tube in the great blue void that is the sky within the confinements of digital files made up of sound and colour

[@JoCat]

stopped watching after you said the plane was crawling with snakes. THEY SLITHER DAMMIT

[@Laughing_Dragon]

Hey man, you didn't know about all those microscopic legs they had? Or the snakes coming together to make one big snake monster that crawls? Smh.

[@andrewphillips4681]

Come on this is snake basics

[@tommarsdon5644]

Planes don't slither

[@Jorged18]

@Tom Marsdon Yes planes do. I don’t know what planes you’ve been on but they indeed crawl

[@Laughing_Dragon]

@@Jorged18 are they crawling in your crawl? Maybe these wounds, they will, not crawl?

[@frenchmarty7446]

I just imagine a prequel movie or series where he literally exhausts every reasonable option for eliminating the witness, while at the same time slowly convincing himself that putting snakes on a plane would work...

[@albertnewton8296]

Actually yeah, that would be good.

[@janeeyre1990]

And his one advisor/henchman becomes increasingly worried as his attempts to talk him out of it are ignored.

[@nicholasmorgan7609]

One man spiraling into madness

[@DavidWright1138]

Snakes on a Plane is a sequel to A Fish Called Wanda, confirmed.

[@David-bf6bz]

But also think of the street cred a successful operation would generate. Other criminals would nudge each other and whisper in awe

[@SilverTypo5081]

Jay how dare you criticize this flawless masterpiece.

[@toysgamesandmore1386]

Exactly

[@jblue1622]

Yep I loved it too!

[@michaelfryers1914]

Critiscising this has angered the snakes, Jay's probably been bitten already

[@Your_LocalWizard]

You missed a comma This isn't Jay's alt account by the way

[@devilsadvocate6381]

Jay fank u fore critisizing vis floorless masterpeace 🙏

[@seagullsays5831]

"Nope Ropes Aboard A Commercial Airliner™"

[@TheWither129]

Danger Noodles

[@thecriticallyilldrinker6214]

@@TheWither129 Somebody check that draft excluder.

[@charmandyorton006]

“Nope Ropes” XD

[@GenericProtagonist118]

Nien line aerial attack!

[@terellbrown4326]

It was a popcorn movie

[@weebweeb3516]

“The snakes are incels” is not what I expected to hear coming into this video. Also, one of those snakes was a Corn Snake? What’s he gonna do? He’s a harmless little boy. My corn’s most severe damage to me ever was biting me with her tiny pin-sized non-venomous fangs and looking cute while doing it.

[@rosiegaymer]

i must *s e e*

[@Sigskogi]

Yea, as a person who knows their animals, this movie and many others are quite facepalm worthy

[@raefinoh1172]

The microwave snake was a harmless kingsnake.

[@jonathankkennedy]

@@raefinoh1172 I could be wrong, but im assuming purse snek at 9:46 is a kingsnake too.

[@raefinoh1172]

@@jonathankkennedy That assumption would be correct.

[@andrewphillips4681]

You think i didn't exhaust every resource Accidents happen Now put the snakes on the damn plane

[@OhNoBohNo]

i hope this was on the poster....

[@andrewphillips4681]

Actually my grandmother was a person who assembled the standies for movies and had me help her sometimes, the pictures were of the flight emergency landing instructions but with snakes attacking the human figure

[@jerrymartin7019]

@@andrewphillips4681 That's suprisingly clever for a movie who's premise is "what if snake but on zoom zoom tube?"

[@lordshrimpramen5589]

@Jerry Martin *Z O O M Z O O M T U B E*

[@th3rasave]

@@lordshrimpramen5589 I am sped

[@aryaveersingh7339]

"The snakes were probably feeling some type of way"

[@andrewphillips4681]

And definently doing snake like things

[@Laughing_Dragon]

I think hungry snakes do the feel of the types yes.

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

That was a quote xD guess that flew over me 😂

[@loturzelrestaurant]

This bad movie too... had $ex-Scenes... why am i seeing a pattern here? I see a pattern regarding this and quality, tbh. I pity Actors who are ready to do this; and i also see a correlation with Quality anyway...

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@callmecatalyst ???

[@ToniBingi]

12:00 SLJ: "We have to build a wall!" Me: "...and the Snakes are gonna pay for it."

[@andrewphillips4681]

Seems reasonable

[@alexanderrichard8842]

I am so glad I wasnt the only one that thought this

[@nirktheman-thingstab-cutter]

I really wanted Jay to edit in a MAGA hat over his head when he said that! XD

[@Laireso]

Agreement!

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

They'll pay it off with their snake credit card

[@Alec.V.]

But how could you not mention the TV edit? “I’ve HAD IT with these *monkey fighting* snakes on this *Monday to Friday* plane!”

[@FullMoonOctober]

My God, that's glorious.

[@janeeyre1990]

Agent Samuel L. Jackson hates weekday-only planes.

[@kermitmurder5536]

This made my day!

[@loturzelrestaurant]

This bad movie too... had $ex-Scenes... why am i seeing a pattern here? I see a pattern regarding this and quality, tbh. I pity Actors who are ready to do this; and i also see a correlation with Quality anyway...

[@Spectra651]

The best kind of TV edit, where you can't tell if they tried too hard or didn't try at all.

[@frenchmarty7446]

Can we just appreciate that the main villain went through so much work to commit the most ridiculous act of terrorism in order to silence a witness to a single murder. A witness who almost certainly couldn't identify shit... A murder that happened in a country where the police were already in the villan's pocket... A non-solution to a non-problem...

[@ephemeraldgames]

it's almost like the whole movie was supposed to be a joke

[@frenchmarty7446]

@@ephemeraldgames Yes... except the main villain's motivation wasn't presented as a joke (at least not in the way I just described). Yes you should excuse bad writing in a comedy movie like this, but that doesn't mean every instance of bad writing isn't just that. It actually would have made for a brilliant joke in the right writer's hand imo.

[@ourtalechara9341]

Non-problems require non-solutions

[@heavyiron3.016]

Samuel L Jackson just wanted the money to buy a nice car, didn’t he?

[@Andrew-be6eh]

Apparently he really liked the idea of the movie and how campy it was going to be. Snakes on a Plane was just the working title, they wanted to name it something boring like "Flight 1234," but he said no. He actively wanted to be in this garbage fire of a movie, knowing how much of a garbage fire it was going to be.

[@andrewphillips4681]

Hey you saw it right, we all saw it, it did what it do

[@serenitymoon825]

@@Andrew-be6eh That just makes it even better!

[@funnyberries4017]

He also saw the first pg 13 version and demanded for them to reshoot it and give it an R rating. This was mostly his idea.

[@jblue1622]

Well this was a few years before the MCU, and he was in the Prequels, so who cares

[@InhalingAshes26]

Holy shit the "Snake" setting on the microwave kills me. That subtlety and attention to detail is how you know this film is quality

[@skylerdann5712]

It’s not even a very good setting lol it just exploded it instead of cooking it properly.. like popcorn setting on my microwave doesn’t explode the popcorn it cooks it perfectly…

[@AlexPBenton]

I literally rolled my eyes and said “what, they added a moustache?” When you were talking about how they ‘enhanced’ Samuel l Jackson’s character just before you confirmed my sarcastic comment

[@dammagrilla]

Funny thing is that specific mustache style is/was common among black cops...

[@Masterhalo998]

Incase you didn't notice this film was made during the before times.

[@fl3m1n9o4]

huh, I was wondering if it may have been made in the before times. thank you for confirming that this was, in fact, made in the before times.

[@Masterhalo998]

@@fl3m1n9o4 Not a problem. I wasn't sure it was made in the before times, I had to conduct a lot of research to make sure this film was made in the before times. Safe to say it was indeed made in the before times.

[@saintfisuto1072]

Before memes. I don't think so.

[@redforest9269]

But was it made in the After Space?

[@saintfisuto1072]

@@redforest9269 Go home you're too high.

[@elvenchipmunk2369]

Shout-out to the TV edit of this film for the greatest line in cinema history; "I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane"

[@theanarchistocelot1620]

Glorious

[@grimmettcleaningservices7003]

🤣

[@mrheisenberg83]

Just 4 info: Snakes On A Plane was bad on purpose. The idea was to create a big budget b-movie. Famously Sam Jackson only agreed to be in it if they kept the shitty title. So must of the clichees like "1 day until retirement" were done on purpose. Kind of like Sharknado but worse and way before its time. The jokes were really bad though. :)

[@Spamhard]

Yeah. It was a meme before it even came out. They had a ridiculous title and built a terrible b-movie around it, iirc the jackson tag line was a thing BEFORE the release of the movie. I know "its bad on purpose" doesn't excuse EVERYTHING but I feel like a lot of the criticisms in this video are falling short without the context that this was a meme film through and through. Like the reason for having snakes on a plane is meant to not really make sense, the movie is meant to be ridiculous and convoluted, the characters are meant to be two dimensional tropes etc

[@TheNoonish]

Well, their problem was that they halfway'd it. "Snakes on a Plane" was a working title for their generic trash, but they were planning to come up with an actual title at some point while trying to do this story seriously. But during production they started to realize how stupid it was and tried to play things up with the intentionally bad stuff. They had to add in Samuel L. Jackson's "I've had it" line in a reshoot because it wasn't originally in the script, but it's the sort of cliche stuff he's expected to do in a movie like this.

[@grfrjiglstan]

Piranha 3D did it much better.

[@jimboringo9958]

Samuel L Jackson being in this film because he wanted to instead of for a paycheck is one of the many reasons of why he is one of the best actors ever

[@johnnye87]

Yeah it's that kind of half-assed "you can't criticise us if we say it's a parody" shit. It could have been funnier if they leaned harder into self-parody, it could have been more dramatic if they didn't, but they kinda take an indecisive compromise that makes it all fairly forgettable. That said, stuff like "don't you think I exhausted every other option!?" is pretty obviously self-aware. He went straight from having the guy shot to, well, Snakes On A Plane; of course including a line that specifically paints that as a logical next step is a joke.

[@sophisticautistic5453]

Jay Exci uploads: I am happy. Thank you Jay Exci

[@shotototoroki6169]

Go eat sum cold eggs😤

[@derpadothebird2106]

@@shotototoroki6169 hey I need that line of dialogue. It's mine now

[@pgtv14]

"Sex? You have angered the snakes!" How do you know they were angry? They did spray "pheromones" to make them more aggressive, so maybe they were all just really horny.

[@arthropodqueen]

the snake wanted to join :(

[@twirlima7425]

I was a freshman in college when this came out. As far as I'm concerned, that was the target audience, and it succeeded. Also, I'm sad there was no mention of the awesome theme song!

[@vaevictus4637]

The internet was a silly and zany place in the early 2000's. "Random" was cool.

[@Anwelei]

The theme song indeed was good!

[@BuzzabeelYT]

I completely repressed that there was a “plot” before the plane part. Wow.

[@kaykutcher2103]

From what it looks like so did the makers of this film.

[@Notsram77]

A friend was getting married, and we went to see this film for his birthday party. We took up most of the back row, and had copious alcoholic beverages and pizza that we brought in with us.

[@johnherb4243]

Sounds like a great time

[@lank5582]

Okay wait if it was for his birthday what does him getting married have to do with it

[@ReturnToSenderz]

Lauren K Maybe he was getting married on his birthday? Makes it easy to remember your anniversary. 🧐

[@rooksclown316]

@@ReturnToSenderz never really heard of anyone getting married on their birthday 🤔 I agree that does seem like an easy way to remember your anniversary

[@JohannesLilover]

Fun fact: I accidentaly watched this film from around 17 minute mark and it was quite good to be honest. Skipped all the unimportant parts but I missed out on the 3D of the rapper haha

[@SpeciallyShirly]

Hearing you say "yo girl" made me happy

[@kermitmurder5536]

I think that we can all appreciate jay being to attention the series and ongoing problem of snakes on planes. I know we're all worried about the virus but its important not to forget the other issues that face society.

[@flowphu457]

I think you misspelled “best movie containing airplanes with snakes on them”

[@fletcherk2609]

1 view, 38 likes, that’s some Another Life level of inconsistency

[@andrewphillips4681]

Surprise it's a moon

[@juliandamen9804]

@@andrewphillips4681 "that's no moon"

[@andrewphillips4681]

@@juliandamen9804 you're right, it's a plot contrivance

[@derpadothebird2106]

@@andrewphillips4681 no it's a ROUND SNAKE

[@thennafish]

@@derpadothebird2106 The snake was in such a low orbit that we couldn't detect it was a snake! Good thing its not a molten round snake or we'd be in trouble.

[@thabic2019]

Watching the intro with ear buds 👁👄👁

[@jackwolff4711]

The movie would’ve been much scarier if it was “Geodes on a Plane”

[@andrewphillips4681]

It's a good movie for heavy handed gentleman

[@lablimpet]

I put down agreement

[@oliver-04]

agreement

[@oliver-04]

"black geodes on a plane"

[@andrewphillips4681]

I'm tired of all these Mirco Transactions On this officially licensed browser game

[@dr_volberg]

15:35 - It's not that weird. If he conceals making the snakes aggressive, then he has a chance of avoiding (or minimizing) criminal liability. Selling snakes is one thing, but making them aggressive with the knowledge that they might hurt people is another.

[@fb9552]

Can we have Jay saying “t h e b e f o r e t i m e s” for 10 hours ASMR

[@fb9552]

No no good sir, it must be unedited,

[@loturzelrestaurant]

This bad movie too... had $ex-Scenes... why am i seeing a pattern here? I see a pattern regarding this and quality, tbh. I pity Actors who are ready to do this; and i also see a correlation with Quality anyway...

[@fusionspace175]

As far as "I've exhausted every other option" goes, you only have to assume that every single other assassin was busy chasing John Wick that week.

[@jamesmorriscreations]

As much as I love and miss SinsSins (and where is the end of the infinity war breakdown?!), Jay’s summary videos are goddamn hilarious, whether it’s Terminator Dark Fate, Another Life, Paradise PD or this. Please please please make more!

[@samarthmerwah]

0:31 "what up its your girl" I love you okay.

[@nonshan432]

“Accidents happen” That pretty much sums up how this movie got made

[@night-seeker666]

And how I was born.

[@andrewphillips4681]

And how god explains 2020

[@loreleiflare7388]

I adore this movie, and I think critiquing it on its two-dimensional characters and implausible moments is a bit unfair (different genres of movie prioritize things like realism and character complexity differently), but I 100% agree about the first ten minutes being redundant. That's actually a great point. "Sex? You have angered the snakes." You are genuinely one of the funniest riffers on KZbin.

[@grandarkfang_1482]

"ENOUGH IS _ENOUGH!_ I HAVE HAAAAAAAAAAAAD IT!" *starts crashing*

[@brookegrvs]

I was ecstatic that you mentioned the "snake" button on the microwave. So small, but my absolute favorite detail in this movie.

[@grfrjiglstan]

Ah, if only these guys had brought their TV remotes, they could have controlled the snakes with their infrared beams!

[@KingHeggunte]

Missed opportunity to call the sex-hating snakes “inscales”.

[@ImfernusRizen]

This is literally an amazing pun and I'm ashamed they didn't make this joke

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@ImfernusRizen This bad movie too... had $ex-Scenes... why am i seeing a pattern here? I see a pattern regarding this and quality, tbh. I pity Actors who are ready to do this; and i also see a correlation with Quality anyway.

[@loturzelrestaurant]

This bad movie too... had $ex-Scenes... why am i seeing a pattern here? I see a pattern regarding this and quality, tbh. I pity Actors who are ready to do this; and i also see a correlation with Quality anyway...

[@PlayerZeroStart]

@@loturzelrestaurant Dude is so convinced that having sex scenes somehow correlates with low quality that he's willing to go through copy pasting this multiple times in multiple comment threads lmao

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@PlayerZeroStart You just embarassed-yourself, even if we ignore this funny/od way of replaying to ME.

[@loopwatcher4087]

"I've gone insane" Thanks for the heads up Jay

[@ryanpayne7707]

10:28: NGL, a lot of snakes will do that IRL if you let them. (Provided they don't feel threatened.) Its a nice warm dark hiding spot for them; they simply feel safe.

[@slowburgundyy574]

Why did this random girl upload on Jay's channel

[@TheWither129]

Where did this meme come from? I've been a viewer of this channel for a while and must have missed something

[@derpadothebird2106]

@@TheWither129 haha snake go hissssssssss

[@bloodmoondocumentary2277]

TheWither129 he says at the beginning of the vid “it’s ya girl” about himself

[@ademparik]

@@TheWither129 twitter.com/JayExci/status/1265268318103056391?s=20 This should explain everything

[@Amber610_]

@@TheWither129 Jay's questioning their gender

[@naima6735]

There was also a song, (bring it) snakes on a plane by cobra starship which was for the movie. and it has a music video involving sneaking snakes. onto. a plane! wow couldn't see that coming

[@christopherd897]

This gives me hope... that one day Jay will watch all those "must see" movies

[@PanicGiraffe]

It really doesn't make sense how, from single origin point in the cargo hold, that they could get EVERYWHERE. It's like they opened up the box and that broke an antimagic seal containing reality folding wizard snakes.

[@kingofnerds7693]

I literally watched the movie just so I could enjoy this video more and it was one of the best decisions I have ever made

[@xanderthecharmander8365]

I own a snake, and I think it's funny that they're trying to show aggressive snakes. Those snakes were so calm. Completely relaxed and chillin on the plane. (Except the specific shots where they bite, where they change demeanor completely)

[@Elementalsight]

We went to see this opening night, because it sounded like a good time. The theatre was so full our group got split into multiple seating areas, so we were able to compare notes when the film was over. It was one of the best movie experiences I've ever had, from an audience perspective. Very quickly we all seemed to realize we were in an unintended comedy and the audience started to hiss whenever the snakes appeared on screen. Every time they bit someone, we'd cheer. By the time SLJ got to his iconic line, the majority of the audience said it alongside him - and cheered. And the best part was that to my left were a couple who clearly knew nothing about this movie going in, and the poor things spent the whole film asking 'what's going on? How do they already know what he's going to say? Why are they hissing?' quietly to one another. Great times. I never watched it again.

[@joolsthebass]

I'm happier for having heard that anecdote, thank you

[@AndrewKay]

I, too, cheered in the cinema at that line. I think I was the only one though.

[@SproutFarms]

You can say whatever you want about Snakes on a Plane but you gotta admit: It got a banger Soundtrack - especially the Song by Cobra Starship. Come on! The Microwave Joke is a fucking classic. That soundbit used to be my Mail Notification Sound.

[@keeganfawcett610]

Watched this on TV when I was young; the edited line was, "I'm tired of these monkey-fighting snakes, on this Monday to Friday plane." My favourite edit ever.

[@notsae66]

It would have been a lot better if the villain just smirked at being questioned about his methods and said, "Of course it's stupid, but I figured it'd be pretty fucking funny. Have some people waiting for them at their projected landing spot in case it doesn't work." Then the movie ends with the survivors being shot and killed by the gangsters in a grim black comedy/dawn of the dead sorta way.

[@Alondro77]

A plane comes to a dead stop in mid-air: "Brakes on a Plane" A plane is used to clean up a yard in autumn: "Rakes on a Plane" A plane is used to mix milk and ice cream into a delicious treat: "Shakes on a Plane" A plane is host to a large number of people from a dandruff treatment convention: "Flakes on a Plane" ... which is also the title of a movie where a snow machine malfunctions in the cargo hold. Oil barons all travel from the Middle East to attack Sam Jackson for reasons: "Sheiks on a Plane"

[@janeeyre1990]

An airline announces that it will be offering accessible flights with accommodations for people with chronic pain: ACHES ON A PLANE Britain's sweetheart Mary Berry takes her masterclass to the skies: BAKES ON A PLANE She makes cake: CAKES ON A PLANE After amassing a small army of clones, a popular Canadian rapper embarks on an international tour: DRAKES ON A PLANE

[@Spamhard]

Or Rakes on a Plane involves someone spilling rakes all over the plane cabin. Suddenly no one can step out of their seat with out comically smacking themselves in the head with the rake handle like Sideshow Bob.

[@LordofCicadas]

Naw, I think this movie is fully self-aware- they just didn't push that fourth wall as far as they probably should have.

[@MalePifko]

The "video game pilot" guy could've played the Microsoft Flight Simulator. It was like ~7GB In the ERA of diallup Internet and when 1GB felt like 1TB today. I always thought it was a low budget film like Sharknado or something lol

[@unripetheberrby6283]

I never really heard a lot of people's actual, honest opinions on 'Plane on a Plane' so... this will be a joy! Thanks

[@TwentyPercentDash]

Jay, you're my favorite EFAP guest, and every review you make puts a smile on my face :)

[@ryanpayne7707]

The funny part is when you've both run into multiple venomous snakes IRL (I actually go out looking for snakes) and know they have *ZERO* interest in you and exactly how porous airport security is. (Which would make a bomb far more practical than a bunch of snakes.

[@TycoonTitian01]

My favorite part is in the description on wiki it says: Sean Jones is *a witness*

[@KorriTimigan]

I unsarcastically love this movie. I watched it in cinemas as a 13 year old and liked it, then recently wondered if I was just young and stupid so rewatched it. If anything I loved it more. All the tropes like "we gotta suck the poison out", "can anyone land the plane?", and "I was one day from retirement" were obviously done on purpose. You could argue they weren't done well, but this movie doesn't want you to take it seriously. I do agree it would be better with the first ten minutes cut.

[@ethantarrant8890]

Jay I’m concerned. How did your eyes get THAT green?!?

[@JoeSyxpack]

An alien gave him a cgi ring.

[@kingofnerds7693]

Gamma radiation

[@pademelon2216]

Megamind is disguising himself as Jay

[@loog8621]

They made a deal with the devil and sold their soul for greener eyes

[@timburbagereads]

This came out my first year of uni. We all paid £3 to go see it at the uni cinema, basically a screen in a nightclub. Everyone was going crazy at every moment. Honestly, one of my favourite cinema experiences. Also, the pheromones biy was so we could have the fantastic line, "Great. Snakes on crack!"

[@matthewcollins4773]

I bet the guy screws up deliberately so he can get to the snake plan. "Damn, I failed. Guess it's snakes again." "Actually, boss--" "I SAID, IT'S SNAKES AGAIN."

[@xenwall]

I've only just found your channel but have to add, as an old man on the internet, that going into this movie everyone knew exactly what it was. This was the Sharknado of our time. You know that thing about how you're supposed to be quiet in a theater? Immediately there was a full audience understanding to wholly ignore that rule and yell, laugh, lambast, etc the movie as it happened. And this was opening night, midnight showing. A magical experience that I will always cherish.

[@thebushwhacker8496]

“Sup, it’s a your girl 🤣”

[@theanarchistocelot1620]

They’re questioning they’re gender

[@theanarchistocelot1620]

Mank Ye it is kinda funi

[@janeeyre1990]

It'sa your girl, Mario!

[@SaurontheDeceiver]

I enjoyed the film review, Jay, but I think you'd be highly amused to look into the story of the meme surrounding the movie before it came out. The studio made several changes to the film as a direct response to people responding to the absurdity of the premise on the internet. They even went back and added the famous Agent Jackson line in.

[@ahsoka2.023]

I watched this when I was 7 and I before we watched my mom thought it would be a normal show and then we watched it and when we got to the dck scene my mom turned it off and then put sponge3

[@matthewmcguire224]

I was watching this and then got an ad for the Snake Eyes movie lol

[@zaczane]

I’m no snakeoligist or anything but I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t need to figure out anything about the anti-venom’s because you have all the snakes on the plane still and if you capture them you can make as much anti-venom from them as you would need.

[@DefaultMii]

Stormgem Thunder yummy

[@mr.beagle1438]

They still would need to find out what snake bit them. Using the wrong anti venom could be detrimental

[@zaczane]

@@mr.beagle1438 Couldn't a professional tell which one it was based off of the type of bite mark?

[@nancyabsalon9436]

Okay. So about plane snake boi. He might have lost a lot of his crew trying to kill that one dude that witness man witnessed. That's why he only has 3 dude go to the guys house with. He probably doesn't have enough time to gather more people so that's why he said he's exhausted all other options. He's used them on trying to kill the guy that witness man witnessed the death of.

[@TheEpsicle]

My boy Jay looks great with Lipstick and eyeliner

[@StupidWeb]

Your girl*

[@ScootsLounge]

can't believe you left out the for TV edit of Sammy boy saying "I've had it with these *Monkey Fighting* snakes on this *Monday to Friday* plane!"

[@adhamwashere5320]

Jay: I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to Friday plane.

[@nathagar9251]

Having only experienced this movie via memes, i honestly thought it was pure comedy. Finding out it’s supposed to be horror… only makes it funnier

[@imaxinsertnounherex]

The whole movie is crazy. I love the beginning, and it just keeps ramping up.

[@Luke-rr9go]

I dont know if its the nihilistic humour or the beer virus driving us all insane but this is one of the best videos youve made. Good on you rhino milky girl

[@BM.Brandon]

this movie was from mid 2000nd so it's understandable that they wouldn't know that snakes have thermal vision

[@Mercenary29]

For the sequel, you might want to look at the asylum ripoff film "Snakes on a Train"

[@JoeSyxpack]

Or the construction thriller: Snakes on a Crane.

[@andrewphillips4681]

Or the international flick 'snakes in a Spain'

[@drthvrdr]

Or the intruiging Documentary, Snakes in Pain

[@Forobryt]

Or the classic English historical drama - 'Snakes in the country lane'

[@BasicShapes]

"Enough is enough! I have HAD it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!" -TV edit for this movie....possibly more brilliant than the entire movie. Lol

[@joyfulbeatrix2385]

Best birthday gift thank you

[@rolfs2165]

You know, the antivenom collection subplot could have been much more interesting if they had decided to phone up every major hospital if they have antivenom and a medical professional or two to spare. And then it's half an hour till the plane lands, but they're still missing antivenom for three snakes, so they have to go on the internet to find enthusiasts who have those snakes and _answer their phone in the middle of the night._

[@alptigin5438]

If you were too young at the time to have known, let me tell you that this film was deliberately designed to be lame. It actually was "The Meme Movie", and when it got memed on the Internet is when its budget soared from 3 million to 36 million. Sam actually stepped in to prevent the producers giving the film a good name because the "Snakes on a Plane" meme was too good. Not that I'm dissing "Falling For You". I still think that film needs to be made. Someone hit up Chris Hemsworth and Danny deVito and remind them.

[@MonkeyKingsformerroomate]

Yeah, it felt like low hanging fruit here. It seemed obvious they were going for Sharknado style but got a budget somehow. Before Sharknado obviously but I just mean a "so bad it's good" type. They knew what they were doing. The snake button alone screams do not take this seriously. I kinda think it started out serious and then they just embraced the stupidity of it halfway through filming.

[@Spamhard]

@@MonkeyKingsformerroomate It didn't even start out serious, it was always going to be a trope filled joke, that was why people were so hype for it.

[@MonkeyKingsformerroomate]

@@Spamhard Cool, Thanks, I sorta heard about it but wasn't on the hype train for it.

[@Spamhard]

@@MonkeyKingsformerroomate No worries! I was working at a cinema at the time so I remember the hype before it came out, when the trailer dropped, and the movie release, lol. Had a sort of cult following before it even came out :P

[@Nightfurygaming247]

hear me out. maybe he didnt want to say how he got the snakes so violent cuz if he is arrested for just putting "snakes on a plane" it could be a lighter sentence than if he put them on there to kill. just what popped into my head.

[@elijahs.824]

Jay they asked how they made the snakes so aggressive for when all of their resources were expended so then they could do snake plots

[@andrewphillips4681]

It is the only way to do things honestly

[@AndyJakeGaming]

I'm sure airport security would of found out about if something had snakes in it before put on the plane. That amount of snakes being stored would be found under suspicion. I don't think he would get away with the snake plan in the first place.

[@ogredwing]

Jay is super cute ngl

[@rosiegaymer]

truth

[@ThatOneGuy8305]

C'mon Jay have you NEVER heard the super common and totally not made-up idiom "if at first you don't succeed, snakes"? That explains the entire plot.

[@davidarmata4829]

" I'm sensing a theme with the way people are dying in this film" LMAO

[@xelmersmaries7510]

this movie has haunted me my whole life. i was constipated for five years straight. i have not yet recovered.

[@nathanielesposito3756]

18:40 Missed opportunity to call them “In-Scales” and honestly, I’m disappointed.

[@cursedmonkey1033]

Feeling pretty miserable today, doing a bit better now. Thanks Jay.

[@jackmurphy8635]

Dont just gloss over "Snakes on a Train": that's even worse and deserves even more criticism lmao

[@MarcAlcatraz]

Danger Noodles within a Metal Tube

[@dtoonergames7450]

the ‘what up its ya girl’ opening caught me by surprise but in the best way 🥰🥰 as a trans person I’m so happy for u

[@FoosterThePeople]

@@EventualWarlord they're questioning

[@GoblinModeKnives]

I literally just realized I havent seen this since it came out in theaters. Meaning I saw it 14 years ago and havent rewatched it. "you are free to feel old now" my soul leaves my body

[@edgarleft]

I know you like to joke about this a lot, but I am afraid that you're going to belive it. YOU ARE NOT TRASH. You are an incredible human being and your existence has made a lot of people happy.

[@hf.1906]

This is very nice

[@BriannaBow]

wholesome

[@frde2190]

I’m sure that the three people who I brutally murdered are very happy I exist. Jk lol thanks for the kind words

[@edgarleft]

@@frde2190 I wasn't talking about you.

[@frde2190]

@@edgarleft oh wait sorry lmao

[@lindimashinini7237]

You are by far the funniest movie critic I've ever watched! In my entire life!

[@CyanicCore]

A self-aware version of this would be great. I never saw this movie, and assumed it was always self-aware.

[@phuctifyno1]

It was self-aware. They just didn't pull the humor off well enough for it to be worth it.

[@drewstillexists]

Jay! You're back! I missed you! A new Jay Exci video is always appreciated. Also, I think it's been 2 years since SinsSinsSins Part 2. I know you've changed your channel quite a bit since then, but I really do think your audience would be happy to see a Part 3 (which is not to suggest that ought to make one if you have no desire to).

[@cjwrites]

When you stopped to show the "Snake" button on the microwave, I had to pause the video because I laughed for five minutes. Why wasn't that featured in the movie!?!?