[SnK] Survey Corps Recruitment Video

So, you want to join the Survey Corps?
Poor Jean.
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[@elijahsdrawings2243]

"I dunno. Figure it out. I made this bread for myself." "…That's a banana." "You questioning me?"

[@mrjon4884]

Never question Levi

[@minanoemi4610]

"HEICHO MADE BREAD"

[@maxxie5500]

Im questioning how they git bananas, they can grow inside the walls?😂 jk

[@sarahchuks7638]

@@mrjon4884 👎🐅🐅🐅😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🦓🦓🦓

[@preranajoshi2661]

levi: *stirs* levi: *pulls out a banana* i cant 😂

[@leviackerman8442]

Prerana Joshi it’s bread not a banana

[@ChaDe1701]

"I can't read." "You can't read?!" "Nah." I laughed so hard 😂

[@alysmmaia3208]

Cons: Death, death, more death, torture. Pros: Lots of eye candy. Ooh! Where do I sign up?! It can't be half as bad as school...

[@user-of8sy3oi8v]

that's what marco said

[@juuzousuzuya1690]

I can't take any more Marco jokes..... *-*

[@alysmmaia3208]

+Juuzou Suzuya I'm so sorry, it was necessary...

[@juuzousuzuya1690]

+Mei Tachibana It's okay.... MARCOOOOOO COME BACKKK

[@alysmmaia3208]

+Juuzou Suzuya COME BACK IN ONE PIECE!

[@brandimullins8813]

"Why are you using scissors?!" "Because you're in medical!" "Why am i in medical?!!!" "Because you're sick!" *snap snap* me: *FALLS OVER DYING OF LAUGHTER*

[@FktheFcker]

Brandi Mullins why need scissors when you are sick

[@drfrnknstn]

Why are some people so arrogant? It was clearly bread!

[@mashpotato1229]

Faustian Corporal I know right

[@beesey-p]

FaustianCorporal they need to have a potato 🥔🥔🥔

[@haileyf8050]

FaustianLoki IKR IT WAS TOTALLY BREAD XX I'm kinda dead inside

[@hufflepuffotaku7642]

It was banana bread

[@dj_purpl3246]

Maybe it was Bread in a BANANA PEEL

[@pipelinepuncha]

That's..a banana.. You questioning me?!

[@meganstanford7725]

Yeah he is a ldiot

[@mirimosaesker6429]

LOL

[@readingrainbow417]

"I don't give a bleep that your mom died" OMFG I DIED HERE

[@beesey-p]

Reading Rainbow rip eren

[@SAUNDRASAYSSO]

hahA

[@lilsillyb]

"I'm gonna tell you why to join the Survey Corps!" This is going to make me join Military Police, isn't it?

[@LionandKitt]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@antimarleyan5208]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@antimarleyan5208]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@antimarleyan5208]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@yayyumgum1378]

👏👏👏👏

[@saintofcourtiers]

I'm sure that's not the only reason the bed broke. ;)

[@elliotmccarthy8551]

poor marco was too much for the bed to handle

[@daphneemorency7685]

More like Marcoh AND Armin ;)

[@amylee9306]

+Elliot Mccarthy Marco is HALF the weight tho.

[@marcobodt7073]

I AM SO DONE

[@elijahsdrawings2243]

+Marco Bodt HI SO DONE IM JOINING THE SURVEY CORPS

[@jazz7364]

Jean is the only sane one in SNK

[@marcobodt7073]

What about connie and me

[@jazz7364]

+Marco Bodt Connie is in no way sane

[@komori.V]

+Marco Bodt rip

[@marcobodt7073]

+J Bish I'm sane though right?

[@dobbytheelf5409]

+Marco Bodt marco you're only half as sane as Jean

[@horiphin]

me: i am straight!! fox: *exists* me; i am... bendy...?

[@SilverAchilles]

It's called being bi

[@ashk6791]

Honestly same. Bi-Space is 👌

[@leviramkissoon8916]

I know full well about the proper terms and LGBT+ and whatnot, I myself being pan and trans, but shit, this comment is hysterical.

[@horiphin]

Indira Ramkissoon I aim to entertain haha :'D

[@mibmabcrab]

SAME

[@antiloverdarklover2547]

Eren: Ah man,Heicho made bread. John: I CAN'T COOK!!

[@jimmyd1831]

*jean

[@mashpotato1229]

Anti Lover Dark Lover I was fucking drunk cause of mikasa

[@authorhoper8316]

Suuuurrreeeeee eren suuuuuurrrreeee

[@bailey3721]

*jean

[@naranciaghirga3546]

Eren Jäger hehe

[@kyleeshurigar6016]

I've never clicked on a video so fast

[@kyleeshurigar6016]

*Applause* Oml LOVED IT! Great video Fox!

[@maryamsaleem311]

Same 😂

[@habebazaki404]

same

[@tastiercoast6233]

same lol

[@angelinamaciel4829]

Same

[@zsvntt]

"That's a banana" "You questioning me?" DIED xD

[@zoiejackson1893]

I DONT GIVE A S*** THAT YOUR MOM DIED😂😂 FOX'S FACIAL EXPRESSION KILLED ME😢😂

[@leviackerman5990]

Morale of the story don't question me tch

[@MC-vk4ng]

Levi Ackerman Why?

[@juliapluta8215]

Levi Ackerman but why?

[@mashpotato1229]

Levi Ackerman why

[@caeliecat575]

Levi Ackerman fight me brat! I'll question you all I want. I may be shorter than you but guess what! I am kira! I will become the god of a new world!!

[@idkt4533]

Caelie Cat do you have a death wish?

[@adorablecobra5747]

*video ends* I'm gonna join the survey corps! *gose to training* "why are you here cadet?" "I watched a survey corps recruitment video on KZbin, sir! :3" "*facepalm* oh dear Lord...."

[@tirednerd8256]

You poor soul...... LEAVE while YOU STILL CAN!!

[@Jukeboxinc]

Tired Nerd No, no, stayyy.... We need more dead bodies to feed to the Titans.

[@biancarose5344]

"We should've gotten Eren to do it." - Hanji "yeah, he agrees to anything" - Levi 😉😉😉

[@leviackerman8442]

Bianca Rose he really does😏

[@Elliephant_]

What do you mean?

[@user-cw3qw8cj5o]

0w0

[@guagua3712]

Bianca Rose “hanji” lol

[@quaelgeist3337]

Elliephant_26 000 too pure

[@leviarckerman3366]

we're do I sign up😂😂

[@louisaounaceur7880]

You're too young for the Survey Corps ..... Oops , now you're an adult despite your small size .

[@leviarckerman3366]

no....... I am only 3.4 😞

[@veras9048]

LEVI SENPAIII!~

[@louisaounaceur7880]

And me ? * jealous *

[@leviarckerman3366]

yes attack on fangirl?.........

[@jademao3044]

levi just came out of the bathrom....ONE STEP CLOSERS TO COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!!!!!

[@ellewoods6164]

Wow! I look great in this video!

[@ellewoods6164]

Better than Jäger...

[@sashablouse6760]

+Jean Kirschtein Hey Jean, try to be nice to Eren for once. Or just have a potato.

[@shutupdiana420]

+Jean Kirschtein OH BURN

[@ellewoods6164]

+Sasha Blouse no that's what Levi is for.

[@ellewoods6164]

+Sasha Blouse no that's what Levi is for.

[@Vele0ze]

My Oc: Welp.. Time to join! *goes to the survey corps* levi: Who are you? Oc: I'm (name) and I'm gonna join. Jean: DON'T JOI- Levi: shut up Jean

[@aether2512]

My OC: *standing right beside her* me too. And i agree with Levi, shut up Jean.

[@4rs0n1sm]

Erwin: WE NEED MORE SACRIFICIAL LAMBS NEWBS PLEASE JOIN **cough**battle of Shiganshina**cough**

[@jellytheaxolotl573]

My OC: I'm here too to fight because I have no friends and I really don't care if I die *levi: that's good ok your in* *jean:DONT D- "gets hit down by levi"* *levi:I SAID SHUT UP*

[@lahormiga1989]

My Oc: you don't tell me what to do Jean. (Joins survey corps out of spite) On the first mission: Has anyone seen my glasses, they fell off and I can't see. (Titan Eren tries to help but I can't tell the difference so I attack him.)

[@sennsazukirapper9795]

JOIN

[@enzoz.6161]

"My mom died!" "I DONT GIVE A SH*t!" XD

[@lethargicturniptruck6107]

I don't think I'm ever going to get over the fact I love your Jean more than anything in the snk fandom.

[@StruckCosplay]

YAS

[@ambz2__843]

YAAAS! Good Job!

[@Hjack69]

:) plz notice me

[@virginiechoikaishuen4566]

ALL CADETS GET THEIR HIGH QUALITY DORM. *bed crack Lmao

[@roach7273]

I'm gonna risk it, who's gonna join me?

[@mashpotato1229]

Please don't half of the recruits died ON THE FIRST FUCKING DAY

[@hufflepuffotaku7642]

Spoopy Skeliton jinzo sasagayo

[@night-street-ashy8896]

OMFG THANKS YOUUUU! I WAS SO BORED AND I LITERALLY SAW EVERY VIDEO IN THE WORLD AND YOUR NOTIFICATION POPED UP AND MY LIFE WAS SAVED! THANK YOU FOR ENTERTAINING ALL OF US!

[@xXJaneRoseXx]

Read the last sentence "Thank you for entering all of us" omg my mind went to different places >.

[@night-street-ashy8896]

Totally fixed it -3- never made a akward mistake... ;D

[@xXJaneRoseXx]

+Night-street- Ashy XD

[@night-street-ashy8896]

XD STUPID AUTO CORRECT! #rage

[@angelinabrannon8174]

WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?!?! I MAY BE 13 BUT IM TALLER THAN LEVI

[@mrjon4884]

That was uncalled for😂😂

[@angelinabrannon8174]

+Nerdy Mess I am! He's 5'3", I'm 5'4" I'm an inch taller 😂

[@mrjon4884]

+Angelina Brannon Damn it, I'm shorter than you😂

[@angelinabrannon8174]

+Nerdy Mess I'm not that tall but I had a major growth spert over summer break

[@mrjon4884]

+Angelina Brannon Holy titan, I think I'm shorter than Levi😂😂😂

[@frogs4670]

*send application for SurveyCorps* couple days later ,Me : IM IN FINALLY YEY

[@jessavila3127]

Does the Eren Cosplayer have a tattoo? Cause it looks cool af.

[@jennamallow]

Yes they do

[@teal._.poetry4302]

I think the tattoo was the curse mark that sasuke had during the naruto series.

[@jennamallow]

Anime forever yes it is.

[@forestfirecosplay7405]

_voidxhunter _ glad someone else noticed ^^

[@Bugg_13]

I love the subtitles. And whoever is cosplaying Eren is adorable

[@firewolf1263]

That would be me "Do you even understand the battle plans!??! " Me: Ha!...*sigh*...no

[@Rockasaur275]

"I can't read." killed me hahaha

[@faith7303]

They've got me hooked, sounds like a fantastic time

[@kascai]

Jean looking at the "bread" is me @ school

[@oliviafalck1217]

I love jet as Levi she does him so well

[@jaytinajero888]

I should have listened....

[@shutupdiana420]

Eren Yeager You really should've 😂😂

[@arminarlert7788]

Eren Yeager Jean had a point with the whole MP thing. You and Mikasa should've joined the Military Police..

[@mashpotato1229]

Hello me :D how's life?

[@erenjeager3620]

YEP

[@abiworsey422]

Eren Yeager you should have

[@elliee33]

Did anyone notice that Levi came out of the bathroom when he was going to hit Jean and Eren

[@flyingkoala448]

AHHH IM EARLY! I HAVE TO MAKE A JOKE NOW!! My life

[@abdullahhalawani7488]

hahahahahahahah............... not funny

[@ypaexio4263]

+Phanic!AtTheDisco we all do

[@flyingkoala448]

hahaha while neither are you.

[@Bijou_BellBell]

Wanna hear a better one .... mine

[@idontknowwhatlifeisanymore4379]

Flying Koala wanna hear the best joke? Both our lives

[@femmeadonis]

Still better than my school experience.

[@daniellelevi9701]

3:14 I CANT BREATHE

[@sovkokulvr4143]

i just remembered that these cosplay videos exist and that i loved them back in the day and woaah this is soo amazing

[@ds-lb6ms]

"I made this bread myself" "Umm thats a banana" Forever my favorite line

[@oikawatooru9790]

"My best friend died, and this is worse--" im-- HAHAH

[@notfound5784]

Jean- My best friend died Eren-My best friend didnt die my mom died Jean-*I dont give a shit that your mom died* Yeah you totally make good friends But i will still join the survey corps

[@bones535]

I'm so joining. Hell yeah, adequate medical attention and Heichou's bad cooking!! Nicely done guys. I'm meant to be studying for my yearlies which start tomorrow instead of watching youtube, but soooo worth it.

[@user-wv5ue7ny6u]

I JOIN IT! THEN I CAN MEET EREN-KUN AND MIKASA-SAMA!

[@mashpotato1229]

FUCK THAT

[@abiworsey422]

Poke Miku Oh hi

[@kyu_cat]

This is so trashy and I absolutely love it!

[@sthepannylavanwaycruz9162]

"That's a banana.." "Are you questioning me?" MEEEEEEE

[@ashk6791]

Fox, you and Elliot and Jet are literally my favorite cosplayers ever and this video is my new favorite

[@merryxmas749]

The acting is so funny! 😂

[@Ash-rr7qn]

yoooo I missed your jean cosplay i love this 😊

[@pastabred]

no matter what happens in life, i always end up back here. this video is the centre of the universe.

[@bruh2652]

Levi being in the Survey Corps is already the most powerful reason for convincing me to join the Survey Corps.

[@Tez888]

OK SO I LOVE THIS! (Also the 'it's funny because Eren can't read' reference made me so happy idk xD) I LOVE ALL YOU GUYS SO MUCH THIS HAS MADE MY DAY!!

[@frogspawn4302]

I knew I should have went with the MPS

[@amandaparr4948]

Ahhhhh, the good 'ol days. When everyone joked that eren couldn't read, that didn't age well. Sometimes i just wanna go back to simpler times

[@kaleighdavis643]

This was the very first video I had watched on this channel and I luv it so much 😂❤️

[@beesey-p]

"Have you seen SNK?" "No, but I watch AOT!"

[@rr-my3yr]

Abigail_Worsey But SnK is AOT.....Right???

[@rr-my3yr]

Abigail_Worsey Jk it is

[@enievuteo171]

Wear the f so I sing up for death??? Jk just you know I LOVE AOT and Levi!! *sleeps with picture of Levi*

[@chunyunjae316]

that Eren and Jean's friends of life scene had me cracking XD you make such quality content Fox!

[@saltyorobsessed]

THIS IS THE COLAB IVE BEEN WAITING FOR AGAIN. THANK YOU.

[@rodneybyrd1975]

Me:But I am allergic to bana- Levi: THIS IS BREAD!!!

[@mera544]

Heichou made bread!

[@meowsteve289]

I think this is the best video I've ever seen on youtube so far in my 13 entire years of life 😅 And this is so funny and kinda accurate

[@pianoplayer3356]

Once I say the notification i clicked it right then and there and I never will regret it. THAT WAS HILARIOUS FOX! Thank you for making this video and every one you've made! I love it!!!

[@eerielakeerie]

I am the biggest trash for your videos omg

[@user-eg2ye5qd7y]

Woah Levi Is Taller Than Eren For Once 😆

[@mashpotato1229]

秋山タカヒロ he was wearing heels

[@parkerclark9241]

I think this video is awesome I've seen this video multiple times and I just keep watching it

[@antiganycosplay4662]

yes!! this is what I need!!! right before school, a Fox video, and I'm good for the whole week!!!!!!

[@aplaguedoctor4196]

I'LL JOIN! i may be 10 but why not!

[@kyischaotic]

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE EREN CAN'T READ HHHHHH PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE REFERENCING THAT???

[@williamwisply900]

Right after I watched this, Turn around, grab paper, draw the survey corps logo, in words, JOIN THE SURVEY CORPS, WE NEED MORE TITAN BAIT!

[@darkcinderwolf1944]

Only found you guys last night, and I must say, I have never laughed so hard. All of you are amazing xxx

[@ikeikeikea]

It's funny cause Eren can't read

[@ikeikeikea]

HAHAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY HAHA REFERENCES

[@nichan7674]

I'd still join

[@narwhalninja1216]

1:47 I am Jean and my best friend is Eren. She always asks me for help, I ask about what she needs help on, and she says everything. It’s great.

[@kzxnhatesyou]

Your videos never fail to amuse me.

[@brilo1959]

This was amazing

[@grimflower6968]

Fox, wouldn't the JeanMarco ship be called Centaur... because it's half human half horse... by the way, it would make you happy to know that Marco wasn't bitten in half... it was only 25% of him bitten off... just wanted to share.

[@staying_silent]

1:30 I love how Eren's trying to make himself look smaller.

[@mikatheshivering5224]

You guys really are amazing! I still haven't seen SNK at all, but after watching your videos, I am going to do that as soon as possible!

[@ShawntyL]

I have nothing to do for my weekend... Sign me up!

[@kawaiipotatogirlleviismyse4002]

i want to join

[@jimmyd1831]

Me too.

[@kawaiipotatogirlleviismyse4002]

good Mikasa

[@mashpotato1229]

Dont

[@thempeopleoverthere13]

I missed you guys glad your back

[@shadowcat6629]

Thank you so much for posting, I wait for your video's cause they make me laugh and cheer me up.

[@charlotte-fq8mp]

Hey Fox, once you come up with an idea, how long does it usually take you to write the script?

[@hamilton_lamstrash2879]

😂😂😂I cant stop laughing

[@fullmetaltorchwick4718]

I was pretty bummed about going back to school, This made my day/night!

[@BlazeDupree1525]

just watching Fox videos while making my own cosplay. I would say i need a life but this is my life now.

[@sakumollyinter]

yep~throw me in the corps

[@lazylittledragon]

I'm sorry if you've already answered this and I hope you don't mind me asking, but which binder do you use? Just curious in case it's the same as mine.

[@preranajoshi2661]

IVE WATCHED THIS SP RELIGIOUSLY BECAUSE ITS MY NEW FAVOURITE VIDEO BECAUSE THIS IS 100% ACCURATE I'VE LAUGHED MORE BY JUST WATCHING THIS VIDEO THAN I HAVE MY ENTIRE LIFE I

[@jackstone5829]

FINALLY A NEW VIDEO! I LOVE THEALCAMICFOX!

[@gogoksj261]

this is the funniest thing i swear omg "i can't read"

[@loverolefyc3187]

its funny __good!!

[@jessavila3127]

The Levi Cosplayer (Jet?) is great at playing Levi. Fantastic makeup too!

[@JMiEverlastingfriend]

This made my life 100 times better This Eren is the cutest on the planet too