SNL moments my mom wishes I'd stop quoting

these clips made me hehe don't @ me if you don't
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[@smulderalert]

"Sing something like you've bedded one thousand women." "Yes. THERE GOES THE BAKER WITH HIS trAY like alWAYS."

[@happinessforeverandalways]

pls that kills me everytime

[@commit143]

God I need a link to the full skit

[@thepinksharkgirl9734]

@Kumani Davis same

[@aces_pretty_face2927]

@Kumani Davis So basically that’s the beginning song from beauty and the beast which is a musical. And there’s a stereotype that most men in musical theater are gay. So that’s the exact opposite of a song you’d sing if you slept with a lot of women. Or at least that’s what I think the joke is!

[@iambluegossip]

@@aces_pretty_face2927 it is, and he also obviously super gay.

[@maddi6081]

I’m a graphic designer and I think about the papyrus sketch all the time

[@christinetracy4829]

You and I share a sense of humor lol. That skit is unbelievably funny.

[@PheelACCD]

Same. One of the funniest SNL skits of all time for... well for a few us. Watching it, I felt so understood. 😅

[@deeree2543]

My friends think I’m him from that skit - I get pretty obsessed about things

[@christinetracy4829]

@@PheelACCD understood! Yes! You captured it perfectly.

[@judyjetson686]

I am not a graphic designer but I think about the sketch every siding time I pick out a font. Or just randomly.

[@jessicagillespie5813]

"My BONES never hardened but my SPIRIT did" is something my sister and I say often

[@roseJ96]

For me it's, "CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES"

[@dcquence]

@@roseJ96 "I OUTLIVED YOU H.R. PICKENS!!!"

[@bilbotook1810]

@@roseJ96 CRUSH THEIR BONES INTO DUST AND, AS A FINAL REVENGE, I MARRIED HIS DAUGHTER AND FILLED HER WITH MY FESTERING SEED!!

[@SomewhatUnique]

Me too

[@non-binarymistake5955]

Who is H.R pickens ? EXACTLY

[@lianasmith7694]

“Little pig boy comes from the dirt” one of the best lines omfg

[@hopper6094]

Lol

[@elithewholeshebang]

That entire skit was so amazing. And it left the most impact on my memory

[@silkbuttons9386]

I think it’s Ludwig EVERY time

[@xman23spyman83]

I can’t place that actor on the right could someone help me out?

[@marissa6519]

@@xman23spyman83 james franco

[@laraolivia8391]

i was born seven months too early and incubation technology was still in its infancy, so they placed me in a CAST IRON POT INSIDE A PIZZA OVEN, UNTIL I WAS RRRRRIPE ENOUGH TO WALK! MY BONES NEVER HARDENED BUT MY SPIRIT DID! OWEIDJNWIEDNWEIDNUWDI PLS IM DYING

[@KN-ox6bi]

*cast iron pot

[@laraolivia8391]

@@KN-ox6bi thanks bestie

[@piperfournier5477]

RrRrRrRriiipe enough!!

[@mwoodard7253]

As a premature birth myself I relate too much 😂😂😂

[@morgan4588]

MIND OVER FLESH, BOY

[@uhkingdom]

Adam Driver gave the best performance of his career in that sketch

[@hopper6094]

Fr

[@Beeoog]

That was fucking INSANE

[@ZeSnark]

CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES

[@nickd7935]

Which sketch? I don't see him in any of them?

[@Viper-dz2kw]

Nick D I think he was the old guy at the end

[@nituldeshptha99]

Ryan Gosling Papyrus sketch is pure art

[@hopper6094]

800 like 😌

[@kaitlnwhite6809]

I once did a lab report in papyrus and accidentally turned it into my TA and when she sent it back, all she said was “I know what you did” before telling me to change it.

[@Oj12323]

It’s my favourite snl sketch

[@JiwonChu1996]

"I'm as gay as my twin" "And I'm as gay as my wife!" gets me every fucking time dude

[@anisa7591]

JEALOUS????

[@lizardmandx]

I've never even seen the sketch only that one part in all these compilations

[@AndrewPRoberts]

So wait... neither of them are gay?

[@JiwonChu1996]

@@AndrewPRoberts i think the wife is gay as well lol

[@AndrewPRoberts]

@@JiwonChu1996 Well he says he's as gay as his twin, and his twin says he's as gay as his wife. If he has a wife then both him and his wife are probably both straight. Which if he's straight, then his twin is also straight.

[@kerryegan3091]

“I’m learning Thai... so I can go to Thailand... for a thing”. Why does Bill Hader looks so terrifying when he says that 😂😂🥰🥰🥰

[@justthetruth3950]

The pink one, so terrify!

[@Rita-kx3yr]

@@justthetruth3950 Trixe, dat you?

[@cade_olson]

I was smoking a joint right when he said that and started coughing so hard lol

[@lilturkey5406]

I think it's a reference to John Mark Karr, who was a suspect in the Job Bennett Ramsey case who falsely confessed to murdering her and was just really creepy. He was captured in Thailand because he was hiding from drug charges, which is why I think it's his reference. He also sounds a lot like the way he was portrayed in the video too.

[@annabelcunningham2848]

@@lilturkey5406 also a lot of american men go to thailand bc of the fucked up sex trade

[@avam4856]

THE GAY SKETCH WITH THE IGUANA LEFT ME IN TEARS

[@losanther]

pls make me understand lol

[@tezvi6225]

@@losanther theres a stereotype of lesbians liking lizards? I think but idk

[@taragold6457]

this out of context or for someone who doesn't know what snl is, is incredible

[@bestreels4768]

The best😂😂😂

[@PineappleLiar]

@@losanther man I don’t know but it sure felt relatable. Longer response that’ll kill any humor I think it’s less about the iguana in particular and more about developing a super niche hobby and getting way too into it after doing a bit of self-actualization. Like yeah I may have gone through an emotional crisis but this sourdough starter really keeps me going.

[@MrSF247]

-Did you ever drink too many beers? -You mean, was I cool? Yeah.

[@katie-st8nx]

I mean that is basically what they were asking

[@TheNefastor]

Beer pressure. I mean peer pressure.

[@rylee_dads_bestie69]

“Check you email Hilary Clinton” I never want to know the context of that

[@hyperionparthalan]

But what a perfect ending 😆

[@alizajackson6481]

but we did see the context??

[@threedogsinatrenchcoat9968]

IM IN TEARS 😭

[@syntheotaku8991]

That actually killed me

[@supergluehotty]

Huh? So that's where the vagina pictures came from.

[@tnm140]

“ hey bar keep I wanna die tonite” is the fuckin funniest thing on snl in a decade.... I laughed for a month

[@cathiefontaine3587]

Good stuff

[@BopaBola]

Haha lady say need drink haha relatable me laughing haha alcohol gooooooooood hahah heavy reliance because cant handle small problems or look in mirror Me laugh since stone age

[@avistruck5853]

@@BopaBola let people enjoy things asshole

[@bat8046]

@@BopaBola “haha me have superiority complex “

[@binaryvoid0101]

@@BopaBola “I had fun once and it was terrible.”

[@samgrosky575]

My friends and I say "Hey Barkeep I wanna die tonight" literally everyday.

[@BopaBola]

Sound like a buncha sad alcoholics. White mid 30s house wives?

[@jkap34]

@@BopaBola you know nothing. House wives drink red wine at home while the kids are in school! Divorced fathers drink after work at the bar every day.

[@economicist2011]

@@jkap34 Finally a voice of fucking reason around here.

[@7n154]

I tried this line out at my new neighborhood bar. The bartender made me a drink of equal parts Hennessy, Johnnie Walker Black and Grand Marnier. Had only 3 and came close to getting my wish.

[@TheEvilCheesecake]

Maybe you folks should get therapy. And a personality.

[@mephostopheles3752]

"I'm learning Thai, so I can go to Thailand for,,, a _thing."_ Fucking floored me. I had no idea what he was going to say but that was the perfect way to finish it.

[@jeremybonafini4697]

Thailand is known for its strippers... basically on every damn corner

[@stonksthefinancialadvisor9581]

I like beer... Boys like beer, girls like beer. I like beer I LIKE BEER

[@penis12327]

Nonbinarys like beer

[@putalover4519]

@@penis12327 so men and women

[@penis12327]

@@putalover4519 what do you know what non binary means cuz it means that they don’t identify as a man or a woman

[@WobbuffetClock]

@@penis12327 i appreciate the representation

[@penis12327]

@@WobbuffetClock

[@codybennett244]

Casey Afleck's "I f******* LOVE Dunkin, guy" gets me every time

[@adam75south]

That one gets quoted non stop at work.

[@mirandaharlow3719]

As a Bostonian it is absolutely accurate and that's why it's hilarious !!

[@loriwest4777]

CASEY AFFLECK 💗

[@hannahr.5103]

I whole heartedly think that the “you’re a rat bastard Charlie Brown” skit is the best skit they’ve ever made

[@mellowmie2697]

"little pig boy comes from the dirt" is an iconic masterpiece

[@AnthonySforza]

Werent all the words things his stepdad railed him about?

[@lilianjohnson2532]

i quote the cast list sketch almost every day i love it so much

[@chloeackert4666]

it’s so good

[@theeleanorshellstrop]

mime suspenders!

[@Nic-st6ch]

ThErEs GoEs ThE BaKeR wItH hIs TrAy LiKe AlWaYs!!

[@helenf673]

@@Nic-st6ch STOP! God, you’re talented!

[@BoredGhostInk]

MaYoRaL sTaNcE

[@Langwidere903]

Matt Damon’s nose as Kavanaugh throws me EVERY TIME

[@jessicaclark7130]

And when he flips through the pages of his notebook 😂

[@astroneer967]

I QUOTE LITTLE PIG BOY ALL THE TIME AND PEOPLE LAUGH EVEN WHEN THEY HAVENT SEEN IT 😩

[@elithewholeshebang]

That entire skit was so hilarious yet also disturbing...

[@TheEvilCheesecake]

They are laughing at you, not with you.

[@neurovarvar]

"I must paint you"🤣

[@anisa7406]

Alright.... but that Justin Bieber one has me in tears 🤣🤣🤣

[@theboyx323]

I know right. I can't believe he sent pics of his vag to Hillary Clinton.

[@aikenanderson22]

I was in tears at “THEY PUT ME INSIDE A CAST IRON POT INSIDE OF A PIZZA OVEN UNTIL I WAS RIPE ENOUGH TO WALK!!!!”

[@avam4856]

mikey day is criminally underrated

[@madelynwintrick7577]

i read this as mikey way and agreed, but was confused as to why the bassist of my chemical romance and brother of gerard way was being brought up here

[@yq2586]

true!! his dad prank video sketch is a modern masterpiece

[@Rhymalinda]

I’ve been following him since the David Blaine videos. He’s always been underrated so proud he’s on SNL

[@hamiltonians7235]

David s pumpkins

[@NessaH]

I agree. He’s hilarious

[@joycelima9376]

The way the kids look in Charlie Brown's scene. That's fucking pure gold right there

[@an032nv]

aw yeah frickin wet

[@amandabrown5555]

Papyrus sketch was brilliant

[@darlamurillo4546]

It never fails to make me laugh!

[@queerandintears832]

"Dad, you couldn't get out of bed for a week because the mattress was too soft" The 1st time we heard that my father bursted out into mad cackling😂 sometimes you relate too much

[@Wren_the_Bird_King]

Mind over flesh, boy.

[@isabellefordham988]

Aidy screaming "BITCHH" in that tone is just a whole mood

[@claireg2286]

Do u know what that sketch is called? If u do pls tell me 😭

[@isabellefordham988]

@@claireg2286 i dont but for the past couple months I've been trying my hardest to find it 😭 i can only ever find that clip in compilations

[@christinak4996]

@@claireg2286 I found it! It’s called Girl At A Bar

[@emclaire7027]

Somebody in my house references the Adam Driver oil barren skit at least once a day. I don’t think there will ever be a more iconic performance

[@justafish5559]

i can name some

[@Schlegs]

@@justafish5559 out of curiosity, pray tell?

[@KoyasuNoBara]

A guy I know, Matt, works as a radar technician under Kylo Ren, and he says the Undercover Boss sketch is really good.

[@Kankudai]

Baron

[@joegleave8656]

I frequently tell people they're weak like HR Pickins.

[@cheers4life100]

people have given up on snl but it still has a few hidden gems

[@xsteveconwayx]

That’s the way the show has been since the 70s. A lot of meh with some nuggets of gold sprinkled in. That’s just the way sketch comedy is gonna be when you write it in a week 20 weeks per year.

[@JoshuaWillis89]

Those people are just being contrarian. The show has produced some of its absolute best content in the past decade.

[@pattygee7267]

Bro all the "gems" are buried under hundreds of thousands of cheap ass Squid Game country parodies and people just lazily reading cue cards off screen.

[@hhaste]

@@JoshuaWillis89 Lol nah, it's complete trash now

[@Naldo2406]

Whatever they did IT WASN'T ENOUGH 😂

[@mariahpokedawg7124]

I haven't seen every SNL sketch but the one where the couples are arguing is the most I've seen them break 🤣🤣

[@MrSF247]

Check out the Californians or anything with Jimmy Fallon.

[@Fanoftoomanythings]

GOD your talented

[@helenross3037]

mayoral stance! *oh no no no oh no*

[@EricaMeeee]

My talented what?

[@dra2521]

Idk how Franco and Pete kept straight faces during little pig boy, i would have died before getting out a full sentence

[@ellierenee9312]

I quote the Floribama shore sketch too much and my family hates it.

[@agentorange81]

"My bones never hardened but my spirit did!" Driver is a natural not many would've been able to hold back that's funny on repeat

[@lamy8224]

I quote the drama kid sketch allll the time 🤣 I was dead at the “here goes the baker with the tray like always” ✨ it’s the accuracy

[@robotiquebleu9619]

Yo have no idea how many times I’ve said “little pig boy comes from the dirt”

[@amywillows8335]

I love Bills face when Kristen talks about her dump hole. He came so close to losing it.

[@parryyotter]

I’m shocked he didn’t. Bill Hader quietly loses it all the time. He twitched and then held it in 😂

[@woodson21]

After his “cool” line Damon was drinking that water hard, trying not to laugh.

[@joannazein-eldin1258]

this snl compilations actually brought in some different ones, good job, like genuinely

[@Calpico852]

Did anyone else see how calm that dog was?! 2:57. I thought it was a doll at first.

[@wicked_weiner69420]

It looks like it's having vietnam flashbacks

[@Dandylion567]

I was staring at the dog the entire time. It's performance in that scene was sublime.

[@iceunelle]

What sketch is that from? I wanna watch the whole thing now lol.

[@DarthFurie]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who can't get these random SNL moments and sketches out of my head

[@melissasaint3283]

The full effort that Adam Driver and Ryan Gosling always bring is ***chef's kiss***

[@justthetruth3950]

Papyrus will always be my favorite sketch, it makes me cry every time

[@jennahyser7245]

Harry styles saying “call me pig boy cus you know I stay squealin” needs to be on here 😂

[@joynerlee-hansberry3462]

Okay, but "Mystery of the chopped up guy" has SO many quotables.

[@lemongrassarch1432]

"THERE GOES THE BAKER WITH HIS TRAY LIKE ALWAYS" I fucking lost it

[@astmelie2892]

WHAT SKETCH IS THIS FROM. I HAVE BEEN SCOURING ALL OVER KZbin BUT I CANNOT FIND IT. PLS HELP.

[@lemongrassarch1432]

@@astmelie2892 kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJaUnKCafbmMaJY Cast list sketch

[@user-ew7kw7lu3g]

"check your email hillary clinton"

[@AmaraEmme]

I thought the title was facetious but I really quote some of these too haha

[@gillcaz]

I'm wracking my brain trying to imagine real world scenarios when it'd make sense to quote this stuff

[@breawycker]

"There goes the Baker with his trays like always" I too quote Disney musicals non-stop

[@rosequartz4102]

I feel the "iguana worry" deep in my heart. When my husband died he left me with a chinchilla that I didn't like or want and creeped me out every time I looked at it.

[@JoshuaWillis89]

Chinchillas are terrible pets. My brother used to have one, and it was the most destructive little shit.

[@mkteku]

whatever they did, IT WASN'T ENOUGH! 😂

[@roseJ96]

Whenever the Papyrus font gets mentioned in front of me and my brother, we say, "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID!"

[@jeremyblack1929]

Do people casually talk about fonts in your life? You make it sound like this is just a typical Friday night with the crew. Have a few beers, talk font gossip, smirk at bad kerning, and raise some HELL.

[@roseJ96]

I took some design classes. If they got mentioned in class, I’d tell my brother afterwards. We don’t do it in front of people lol

[@ayushibhanja]

go tell your mom you made it my friend

[@Masuba]

The Rosetta stone skit and the Dateline skit makes me cry laughing all the time

[@jacksimmons4776]

[ 2:12 ] "You mean was I cool? Yeah"

[@connorseidel7197]

Matt Damon as Brett Kavinaugh is priceless.

[@iloveskittlesization]

i had never noticed before that aidy is just losing it in the background for the entire adam driver at school sketch 😂

[@timweigman4958]

"Papyrus," said Dumbledore calmly.

[@carogirlyaya]

I somehow got my entire family to call our puppy a 'rat bastard' and it's all because of that Charlie Brown sketch

[@patrickdaughdrill9326]

My mom made me take piano lessons as a kid. Which is why every time I go to her house, I get on the piano, begin playing and she'll say "That's pretty." And I'll say "CHOPPING BROCCOLI!!!"

[@ronswansonsdog2833]

We sing that EVERY TIME we make broccoli for dinner !

[@brynnexsmile]

my dad quotes that skit every damn week

[@AnthonySforza]

"Check your email, Hilary Clinton..." Not going to lie, that was by and large the funniest thing I've heard that guy say. Was not expecting that, at the end.

[@xan9480]

“check your emails hillary clinton” i laugh so hard i threw my head back and now i have a headache

[@MaybeTheyreBatman]

This is a very good compilation. Thank you for making this compilation.

[@sakuranovaryan9261]

My bones never hardened but my spirit did damnn

[@deeree2543]

And I’m as gay as my wife

[@Contemporarywise]

That last one😂

[@Mid-AirMan]

These are just about all my favorite sketches. Needs diner lobster and a few others.

[@kittycake713]

The Ryan Gosling papyrus video is my FAVORITE OF ALL TIME and I need more because IT WASNT. ENOUGH!!!!

[@bird9779]

The Mongolian speaks the truth.. No!... I have no quarrel with the Blackamoor. Nah uh, that's strike 2. Love Adam for not breaking character.

[@pepperspikes1849]

i see a lot of these and they can be hit or miss and even the hits aren't always hoots, but this one was. a HOOT

[@jillian6121]

the papyrus sketch is so underrated, as soon as i saw the first few seconds of it in this compilation i was like “iTS THE PAPYRUS SKETCH”

[@judealtman8183]

If this is what you quote, can we be friends?? You sound amazing lol

[@polarbearcat4051]

lol yes!!

[@judealtman8183]

@@polarbearcat4051 yayyyyy :D

[@fifiwozere]

I think the main one I quote is "I'm sluggish with goat meat" from the Ferrell/ Walken hot tub sketch. I over eat a lot 🤣

[@kittymama9186]

If that skit doesn't make a person's flesh crawl at some point,They are CRINGE-PROOF.

[@lavendergraveyard6953]

WHY WAS I EXCITED FOR PETE TO SAY THE LITTLE PIG BOY THING! I THINK I JUST LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT MYSELF

[@tobeyoffodile51]

I’m Pete Davidson struggling not to break character as Adam Driver rants about being a premature baby 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nataliaivonica3488]

the way i wasn’t sure if it was justin bieber or kate mckinnon in the last clip

[@lisaroye3818]

This is such a great compilation! In my case, I’m the mom of two sons, and they always watched snl with me. I have a mental list of “snl skits I wished my sons hadn’t been watching with me” and Colonel Angus is the first that comes to mind. Hehehe. I need to learn how to make a compilation!

[@stonksthefinancialadvisor9581]

This earned you a subscriber 👍

[@imnotafuckingmermaid]

I love that I just knew Hader was going to say “I must paint you”. That’s how many times I’ve watched that golden sketch.

[@TheMikesc15]

Papyrus sketch is probably the best they ever did. Ryan is hilarious in it

[@internetclown904]

I quote the "I like beer" part all the damn time!!!😂😂😂😂

[@mamab4720]

🎶 "THERE GOES THE BAKER WITH HIS TRAY LIKE ALWAYS"!! 🎶 🤣😆😂💀

[@marmarbinx3458]

Dude. Adam driver fucking killed that shit. I still think that's one of the funniest sketches ever.

[@humanphillips3091]

" showing your chooch off all night" lOl Did I spell "chooch" right ?

[@HectorSanchez-yc1fi]

"Cooch" that's how you spell it

[@Starr_Apathy]

Totally how they said it. Hahaha either extra "h". Made it even funnier.

[@Megan-qc1oz]

i know snl produces a lot of unfunny duds but its honestly worth it if they spit out the occasional gem like the ones in this video

[@Dibblesoldhollywood]

Casey doing the Dunkin commercial kills me everytime

[@jessicaclark7130]

“I like beer” that one is a regular repeat for me

[@jakehxllxws259]

This is one of the only good SNL compilations I’ve ever seen

[@nopunksalive8902]

An actual good SNL compilation.

[@evangeliaiscoolscrewu]

0:35 I will never not love Martin Short’s Larry Davis impression

[@jordishima]

We used to quote the Spelling Bee sketch all the time back in high school

[@jebootle]

“You mean was I cool? Yeah.”

[@matthewmerchant274]

Dude you made my day

[@JuliannaFashionland]

The Papyrus sketch is one of my all time favorites

[@bennyfactor]

This is an extremely good supercut and an even more extremely good title for it

[@the_holographic_charazard3971]

The oil barron skit kills me every time 😂