SNL Presents James Bond Sketches

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Saturday Night Live

Күн бұрын

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@scampoli25
@scampoli25 4 жыл бұрын
Lovitz crushed that first sketch “Remember keep the countdown short” “Frankly I question the wisdom of having a self destruct button at all”
@Guitfiddlejase
@Guitfiddlejase Жыл бұрын
I could not agree more with you! I thought Jon Lovitz was absolutely insane here.. Too much man..
@masterrserch3971
@masterrserch3971 6 күн бұрын
Lovitz kills every dang thing he's ever done and been in lol
@marcschneider4845
@marcschneider4845 3 күн бұрын
@@masterrserch3971 Yeah . . . that's the truth.
@ExplosionChimp
@ExplosionChimp 4 жыл бұрын
The entire premise of Bond being super cheap when hes using his own money is hysterical. I dont know who wrote those sketches but they're a genius.
@sstills951
@sstills951 4 жыл бұрын
I wrote that sketch.
@gcord21
@gcord21 4 жыл бұрын
That sketch was hilarious. The cheap James Bond.
@johnmaddening9402
@johnmaddening9402 4 жыл бұрын
That's not too far off the mark from the way he's portrayed in the books.
@Logan_Baron
@Logan_Baron 4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is right. The original books were written when there were rations on a lot of stuff. Bond lived very simply., A small bungalow and his favored dishes included scrambled eggs and black coffee. and cold roast beef sandwiches and potato salad. It was only when he went on the exotic missions at the expense of the government that he experienced the finer life.
@drivinsouth651
@drivinsouth651 4 жыл бұрын
Aren`t all their writers Jewish, lol!
@jefflittle8913
@jefflittle8913 4 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind him escaping so much if he would just leave, but he always comes back and blows up the place.
@AnnaPxx
@AnnaPxx 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@comedy-tl9nu
@comedy-tl9nu Жыл бұрын
Q
@marktheshark7588
@marktheshark7588 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@skyak4493
@skyak4493 11 күн бұрын
Yeah, I hate when that happens.
@h-con3199
@h-con3199 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Daniel Craig agreed to do this makes it 1000% better
@EpicLib
@EpicLib 2 жыл бұрын
And i kept thinking is it fake or Craig was in SNL for real :D
@podulox
@podulox Жыл бұрын
Million-billion...
@podulox
@podulox Жыл бұрын
(trillion)
@keithkoenig5320
@keithkoenig5320 Жыл бұрын
Connery is the ONLY Bond for me! 👏
@HansDelbruck53
@HansDelbruck53 Жыл бұрын
Would have been phenomenal with Sean Connery instead.
@selimsabbagh861
@selimsabbagh861 4 жыл бұрын
Tim McGraw as Wayne Bodine was what I imagine the real life version of tow mater to be like. It doesn’t disappoint
@allisonavery7273
@allisonavery7273 4 жыл бұрын
Legit, I can see that
@JDMatthias
@JDMatthias 4 жыл бұрын
Well, I'll raise you one. Larry the Cable Guy
@amandaharris2885
@amandaharris2885 4 жыл бұрын
Your account has been banned from posting replies due to long-term abuse.
@chrissmith3668
@chrissmith3668 4 жыл бұрын
I had no idea who that was
@factsoverfiction7826
@factsoverfiction7826 4 жыл бұрын
(13:42) "Dwayne"
@joni641
@joni641 4 жыл бұрын
The guy playin Goldfinger is Jimmy Breslin a reporter from Daily News. If you’ve heard of Son of Sam , this is the reporter that Son of Sam sent letters to. If you’ve seen Summer of Sam he’s the narrator at the beginning. You can’t mistake that voice or the Queens accent!
@rty1955
@rty1955 3 жыл бұрын
I thought so!! Unmistakable voice
@AAZEDLARC
@AAZEDLARC 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much! I thought it might be Albert Finney)
@juanmonge8
@juanmonge8 2 жыл бұрын
He had just won a Pulitzer Prize.
@charlie-obrien
@charlie-obrien 2 жыл бұрын
What an awesome mix of talent on the first clip from the 80's. Joan Cusack, Randy Quaid and Jon Lovitz were regulars and I'm guessing that Jimmy Breslin was the guest host. It wasn't all pop stars and actor/comic of the month back then. They really tried some different things.
@VicAtNyte
@VicAtNyte 2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it was Albert Finney...this was the 80s
@TellMeMoreTMM
@TellMeMoreTMM 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Hader is a glorious human.
@luisangelflores3951
@luisangelflores3951 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Hader is a Nazi!
@TellMeMoreTMM
@TellMeMoreTMM 4 жыл бұрын
@@luisangelflores3951 is this a joke?
@blueskye6372
@blueskye6372 4 жыл бұрын
😆👍🎬
@thisisnotaaron
@thisisnotaaron 4 жыл бұрын
Luis Angel Flores i really don’t think that’s true
@fourthgirl
@fourthgirl 4 жыл бұрын
He creeps me out.
@Mskittenlover12
@Mskittenlover12 4 жыл бұрын
I love Bill Hader with every fiber of my being but I gotta hand that 2008 sketch to Tim McGraw, who killed his role. Hilarious and underrated. Please host again, Tim omg.
@joeymorvant161
@joeymorvant161 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@brianmallen8887
@brianmallen8887 2 жыл бұрын
I thought that was Blake Skelton.
@LloydBraun11
@LloydBraun11 2 жыл бұрын
Fred Armisen as a pitiful psychopath is also great.
@mizzury54
@mizzury54 Жыл бұрын
Where were the ratings posted ?
@kizpaws
@kizpaws Жыл бұрын
Yes, Tim was absolutely hilarious and seemed to be very much at home with SNL and their comedy!!
@Rougarou99
@Rougarou99 4 жыл бұрын
Steve Martin has not aged in forty years.
@kgbond11
@kgbond11 4 жыл бұрын
Rougarou Yep, he’s looked 60 for 40 years!
@linkeffect82
@linkeffect82 4 жыл бұрын
I think he's the reincarnation of the Eldar god of laughter.
@muvaofpearl
@muvaofpearl 4 жыл бұрын
Black don't crack.
@gajayjay
@gajayjay 4 жыл бұрын
MuvaofPearl if this was meant as a “Jerk” reference, you’re fucking awesome!
@marksoquetjr4693
@marksoquetjr4693 4 жыл бұрын
Surgery
@UrielTheAngelOfLight
@UrielTheAngelOfLight 4 жыл бұрын
How is it that Steve Martin has looked 45 for like, the past 45 years?
@jefflittle8913
@jefflittle8913 4 жыл бұрын
My theory is that he gets up every morning and puts on a plaid vest and plaid jeans, cause everyone knows, dead men don't wear plaid.
@gordonshea2698
@gordonshea2698 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget his hair went grey when he was still very young
@robinvaden5884
@robinvaden5884 4 жыл бұрын
Wow. Look how skinny John Luvitz is! And how sane and normal Randy Quaid is!
@kevingill9373
@kevingill9373 3 жыл бұрын
Forreal, dude was born with white hair
@rsprockets7846
@rsprockets7846 3 жыл бұрын
He got small
@PGP1506
@PGP1506 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Hader always rocking the black suit, but that accent?? I'm dead, that man is just hot!
@ellenorchid01
@ellenorchid01 4 жыл бұрын
I know. He's gorgeous and so talented. LOVE BILL HADER. Have you seen him in "Barry"?
@izziewirth6892
@izziewirth6892 4 жыл бұрын
B
@KutWrite
@KutWrite 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. I loved that accent. The low voice makes it.
@Nonameforyoudangit
@Nonameforyoudangit 5 ай бұрын
Word.
@tomace4898
@tomace4898 2 жыл бұрын
They did a sketch in the late 80s or early 90s where Bond goes to the doctor and is diagnosed with every STD known to man.
@Jengilis
@Jengilis 2 жыл бұрын
They ran out of names so they started naming new ones. Bond one. Bond two…. Cut to ash tray full of cigarettes. Bond on the phone. “I’d like to speak to Pussy Galore…oh…Octopussy is there too? Yes. This concerns her too.”
@Jengilis
@Jengilis 2 жыл бұрын
I was close on the lines…
@patrickday4206
@patrickday4206 2 жыл бұрын
Lol was he like maybe it was pussy galore? Lol
@paulbarnes2100
@paulbarnes2100 Жыл бұрын
That was in 2002 where they mocked a scene from Pierce Brosnan's last movie
@lizxu322
@lizxu322 Жыл бұрын
Is it online somewhere?
@PIXPromosMore
@PIXPromosMore 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot one; Chris Parnell played Bond in 1999, and (host) Garth Brooks played his doctor telling him that he has 107 Venereal Diseases
@davidstrange6759
@davidstrange6759 4 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS! that's the one I wanted to see because it was hilarious
4 жыл бұрын
Tomorrow Is Never Yesterday :)
@kari7403
@kari7403 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they will release a 2nd Bond compilation soon.
@jsaavedr1
@jsaavedr1 4 жыл бұрын
Ahhh yes, the episode with Chris Gaines was a musical guest.
@rmoultonrmoulton145
@rmoultonrmoulton145 4 жыл бұрын
I love that sketch. Parnell then calls everyone he's slept with to let them know...."Hello Robin....Is Batman there?...No, no, this concerns you too."
@chriskelvin248
@chriskelvin248 3 жыл бұрын
When I realized John Lovitz was keeping a live actual cat from leaping off his lap, I couldn't focus on the sketch itself anymore lol.
@RideAcrossTheRiver
@RideAcrossTheRiver 2 жыл бұрын
Goldsting had a rabbit with cash up its butt!
@russward2612
@russward2612 2 жыл бұрын
The Steve Martin sketch with the late great Phil Hartman and Jan Hooks hit me in the feels. I miss them both.
@crystalshaw8744
@crystalshaw8744 Жыл бұрын
Me too. I still watch Newsradio.
@googlewouldntletmeaccessmy7845
@googlewouldntletmeaccessmy7845 4 жыл бұрын
Jesus, Kate McKinnon does a wonderful Jodie Foster impression
@glyph2786
@glyph2786 4 жыл бұрын
Every impression she does is spot-on
@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io
@ObediahPolkinghornIII-cz5io 4 жыл бұрын
Matt Berg Dedication to the craft ❤️
@cydonianman
@cydonianman 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@robertrouse4503
@robertrouse4503 4 жыл бұрын
Kate is a fearless comic actor. She knows to always go for a funny pun, then come up with what seems to be the a real gut-buster.
@alabalaportocala8367
@alabalaportocala8367 3 жыл бұрын
Whats the dealer s name?
@JakeDisselt
@JakeDisselt 4 жыл бұрын
I've never realized what an excellent Bond villain Sting would make
@billlucas4675
@billlucas4675 4 жыл бұрын
Before the Internet Sting was rumored to play villain in Tomorrow Never Dies
@steellegacy1984
@steellegacy1984 4 жыл бұрын
Indeed!!!
@WestOfEarth
@WestOfEarth 4 жыл бұрын
He plays an excellent villain in Dune.
@drogers1287
@drogers1287 4 жыл бұрын
I remember telling people long before Daniel Craig how they needed a new anti-hero Bond that questions his own life and even mentioned someone like Sting might have made a good anti-hero Bond.
@suzawilo
@suzawilo 4 жыл бұрын
Dang.... How have I missed that all these years😂😂😂
@somethingsomething4393
@somethingsomething4393 4 жыл бұрын
Eff dat, I want to watch Dwayne Bodine being a secret agent. Dude can pull the rug underneath them without them even knowing he was a part of the charade. 😂👌
@skyw3419
@skyw3419 4 жыл бұрын
I didn't know I needed Bill Hader as James Bond till now 😂
@Sam-mh4mc
@Sam-mh4mc Жыл бұрын
As someone who has loved and seen almost all the Bond movies in childhood, I understood every single reference from the villains in the first sketch. Scripts are simply genius. Their genuine concern of Bond escaping and the countdown thing. LMAO. Hilarious! Also I just now realised the eye patch, the cat, the name - goldfinger etc Bond villains where the gold standard. Even to this day villains are potrayed like that thanks to them. Iconic.
@RtimusCFrog
@RtimusCFrog Жыл бұрын
Austin powers movie villains…
@puretroublemaker
@puretroublemaker 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Hader looking fine in a suit and with that accent, oh lord
@CrazyLocoInsane1
@CrazyLocoInsane1 4 жыл бұрын
You should see me in a maga hat delivering speeches about a massive huge wall
@emilykrey5319
@emilykrey5319 4 жыл бұрын
Brandon Espinosa haha! I’ll throw up thanks
@CrazyLocoInsane1
@CrazyLocoInsane1 4 жыл бұрын
Emily Krey if you throw up baconators and fresh cut fries lightly salted then sure
@steellegacy1984
@steellegacy1984 4 жыл бұрын
Kinda looks like Jim Carrey
@dominiquepowell3158
@dominiquepowell3158 4 жыл бұрын
He's looking good
@PoggeB13
@PoggeB13 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Daniel Craig could keep a straight face when confronted by the golden girl was an Oscar worthy performance.
@A-Grat-A
@A-Grat-A Жыл бұрын
AAA list actor
@michaelszczys8316
@michaelszczys8316 Жыл бұрын
Did I hear that right? " Hippopotapussy "?
@progidy7
@progidy7 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot Chris Parnell playing Bond when he finds out he has every STD, then spends over a week calling all his past lovers.
@christiandarnell407
@christiandarnell407 4 жыл бұрын
I thought that was Garth Brooks?
@genghiscan2918
@genghiscan2918 4 жыл бұрын
@@christiandarnell407 he was the doctor
@emmittmorgans8076
@emmittmorgans8076 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! 'Today is Never Yesterday'
@dustinnelson8817
@dustinnelson8817 4 жыл бұрын
Including calling batman lmfao!!! Oh and robin!
@MeetLeAnne
@MeetLeAnne 4 жыл бұрын
Nathaniel Robinson That’s a CLASSIC! I’m surprised they didn’t include it.
@DaddyTre65
@DaddyTre65 4 жыл бұрын
Tim McGraw is hilarious! "I'm gonna try out that fancy french toilet that shoots water up my butt!"
@squidcaps4308
@squidcaps4308 2 жыл бұрын
One of the worst sketches in SNL history. It is the worst because it is dull, mediocre. The entire time i just wish he would just shut up. None of the jokes land, but i guess i need to lower my intelligence to a level where "water up my butt" is funny.
@Micke12312
@Micke12312 11 ай бұрын
​@@squidcaps4308yeah it was pretty bad
@terryrussell8527
@terryrussell8527 10 ай бұрын
Yeah that was great. So funny how humorless the New York crowd seemed. They need to take the stick out.
@heather937
@heather937 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Hader would make a great bond. He does an amazing English accent.
@kurtsudheim825
@kurtsudheim825 2 жыл бұрын
No he doesn't, it's not as bad as some, but certainly not amazing. There's only 2 Americans I've ever heard do a good English accent, Alan tudyk & I forget who where now
@221b-Maker-Street
@221b-Maker-Street 2 жыл бұрын
Sean Connery was Scottish - Bond doesn't have to be English!
@Ron-Ayres
@Ron-Ayres 5 ай бұрын
@@kurtsudheim825 Bill Hader's RP is pretty good - witness the royal family obgyn sketch. He was truly excellent.
@soshmotogp
@soshmotogp Ай бұрын
He did Sean Connery almost Spot on Perfect even the Facial Expression.Great...
@heather937
@heather937 Ай бұрын
@@kurtsudheim825Oh he does 😁
@kpag3030
@kpag3030 Жыл бұрын
“I love mainly gold”. Great line
@lisamortini8567
@lisamortini8567 4 жыл бұрын
Are we gonna talk about the fact that a Vodka Martini was 4.25 at the time? And that Bond then ordered a Corona? 😂
@Beverly_Dingus
@Beverly_Dingus 4 жыл бұрын
Clicked for Bill wearing that tux, stayed for Bill using that voice.
@imtryingmybest673
@imtryingmybest673 4 жыл бұрын
Straight up
@suckyamudda9797
@suckyamudda9797 2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@celticecho
@celticecho 4 жыл бұрын
That’s a good kitty Jon has there! I thought it was a toy until it yawned!
@FreyaGem
@FreyaGem 4 жыл бұрын
Celtic Echo I noticed that, too- kitty looked super chill!
@AnnaPxx
@AnnaPxx 3 жыл бұрын
Same here, it didn't once try to wriggle or escape!
@Wutzmename
@Wutzmename 2 жыл бұрын
I love the mistakes back then that we sadly don't have now. A person sneezing off camera, a person's shoulder coming into the camera's field of view and a boom mic making an appearance. It adds to the experience.
@dustytheloneranger
@dustytheloneranger 4 жыл бұрын
If Steve Bond could see the drink prices now
@samimotag
@samimotag 4 жыл бұрын
Right! 4$ bucks for a martini is cheap!!!
@jarnold1789
@jarnold1789 4 жыл бұрын
Sami Motaghedi Under $10 would be a decent deal
@ceofounder
@ceofounder 4 жыл бұрын
Hilarious SNL comedy compilation! God bless the soul and rest in glory to one of the most funniest and multitalented comedic actors ever; the late great Phil Hartman. Sting caressing the stuffed bunny rabbit is priceless! Jon Lovitz, Steve Martin, Fred Armisen, Kate McKinnon, Kristen Wiig, and Bill Hader should be considered national treasures of comedy! Thank you for this upload.
@joeymorvant161
@joeymorvant161 4 жыл бұрын
I agree, except for Fred. I never got him.
@shirleyrombough8173
@shirleyrombough8173 4 жыл бұрын
- I think Bodine's reaction to Pussy Galore's name is the reaction we all have deep inside when we're trying to be more sophisticated.
@jondunmore4268
@jondunmore4268 4 жыл бұрын
The Daniel Craig bits were priceless.
@EulalioMagana
@EulalioMagana 4 жыл бұрын
First clip has so many applause breaks and it’s very well acted like they are not reading cur cards
@davidgwin4540
@davidgwin4540 2 жыл бұрын
And they used a real cat too!
@HansDelbruck53
@HansDelbruck53 Жыл бұрын
Cue cards.
@ScarletVoodoo
@ScarletVoodoo 4 жыл бұрын
I was not prepared for how awesome Sting as Bond villain would be. Opportunities were missed.
@sandpuppy6128
@sandpuppy6128 4 жыл бұрын
He was already playing movie villains in the 80's - Dune and The Bride, to name a couple.
@ScarletVoodoo
@ScarletVoodoo 4 жыл бұрын
@@sandpuppy6128 True. I had forgotten.
@justboycrazy45
@justboycrazy45 3 жыл бұрын
The only missed opportunity in the Bullets Aren't Cheap sketch is Sting's villain character not petting a real bunny rabbit 🐇
@kiwumara
@kiwumara 4 жыл бұрын
Seeing Bill Hader play James Bond has awakened new fantasies within me XD
@benkallsen7593
@benkallsen7593 4 жыл бұрын
This just goes to show that Steve Martin hasn't changed in 30+ years
@sidharthiyer8042
@sidharthiyer8042 3 жыл бұрын
Hader, Martin and Armisen nailed this🤣🤣
@noahsherwood2445
@noahsherwood2445 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Hader looks like closest to Timothy Dalton but sounds like Sean Connery
@dominiquepowell3158
@dominiquepowell3158 4 жыл бұрын
Agree!
@maacpiash
@maacpiash 4 жыл бұрын
9:36 "I'll have a Corona... shaken, not stirred!" - James Bond (Steve Martin)
@taydrabrookshire347
@taydrabrookshire347 4 жыл бұрын
“SNL PREDICTED THE FUTURE”
@MVBama
@MVBama 4 жыл бұрын
Wow. Look how skinny John Luvitz is! And how sane and normal Randy Quaid is!
4 жыл бұрын
It was a long time ago.
@CanItAlready
@CanItAlready 4 жыл бұрын
Also, Victoria Jackson before she lost her mind. Or showed her true colors, I'm not sure which.
@Coryny
@Coryny 4 жыл бұрын
Thought the same thing. Randy Quaid was awesome. I was also such a fan of Lovitz lying character (“Yeah, yeah. That’s it. That’s the ticket”) #goodtimes
@rogercrownover5950
@rogercrownover5950 3 жыл бұрын
@@Coryny yea...yea, that's not me in this sketch, yea yea it's my dopplegangers doppleganger..yea,,,yea...that's the ticket.
@kancudi
@kancudi 4 жыл бұрын
man "the man who was a gun" and "never die twice tomorrow" were some classics.
@Hugatree1
@Hugatree1 4 жыл бұрын
kancudi my two favorites!
@rolfstamenov9914
@rolfstamenov9914 4 жыл бұрын
Yes......CLASSIC
@rolfstamenov9914
@rolfstamenov9914 4 жыл бұрын
Never Dies twice tomorrow is better
@rolfstamenov9914
@rolfstamenov9914 4 жыл бұрын
Live another death much better
@Kerrviii
@Kerrviii 4 жыл бұрын
The first clip is almost like watching today’s American politicians.
@kari7403
@kari7403 4 жыл бұрын
How so? I mean, yes, most of the politicians are extreme, bonkers, forgetful, or flat out have no clue what they are doing. But personally, I cant see much of a connection. So I was just curious what ya meant. Not in an argumentive or attacking way, at all.
@snatchadams69
@snatchadams69 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kingly1533
@kingly1533 4 жыл бұрын
One on the left rocking Trump's hairstyle
@tatewinter8056
@tatewinter8056 4 жыл бұрын
@@kari7403 there is a politician with an eyepatch btw
@patroclus.8
@patroclus.8 4 жыл бұрын
No I think it was the second
@kristanmack
@kristanmack 4 жыл бұрын
Gold sting petting a bunny 🐰 lol Love it
@benzaiten933
@benzaiten933 4 жыл бұрын
Bill Hader is the best Bond and Fred Armisen is the best Bond Girl!
@imtryingmybest673
@imtryingmybest673 4 жыл бұрын
It’s funny cause Bill is so absolutely sexy as James Bond but I know for a fact that he could pull of Dwayne with ease
@elbolsillo
@elbolsillo 3 жыл бұрын
Pull off Dwayne? I think he was only interested in women. Not pulling off dudes...
@imtryingmybest673
@imtryingmybest673 3 жыл бұрын
@@elbolsillo BYE
@elbolsillo
@elbolsillo 3 жыл бұрын
@@imtryingmybest673 SEE YA
@caldersheagren
@caldersheagren 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, that's one well-behaved cat!
@ДимитърШаламанов-ь2й
@ДимитърШаламанов-ь2й 4 жыл бұрын
Poor kitty was scared, but yet did great. Kuddos to her.
@ДимитърШаламанов-ь2й
@ДимитърШаламанов-ь2й 4 жыл бұрын
In first I thought it is a toy. Later on realized it is a real cat.
@trulygreg7724
@trulygreg7724 4 жыл бұрын
OMG ! Bill Hader is the perfect bond. Bloody hell! That look, that suit, that accent😍😍😍Damn, my heart is racing💖💖💖🔥🔥🔥💖💖💖 & Fred is the perfect Bond Girl 😂😂😂 I wish Bill & Fred create a Documentary Now episode where Bill plays Bond and Fred becomes his Bond girl😂😂😂
@MossyMozart
@MossyMozart 3 жыл бұрын
@Truly Greg - Excellent suggestion.
@bryantcurtis2665
@bryantcurtis2665 4 жыл бұрын
The real hero in this is the cat. Poor little thing is just trying to get away
@Xenabuffyfan
@Xenabuffyfan 4 жыл бұрын
Fred Armisen as Penny Marshall KILLS me every time LOL
@FacheChanteDeux
@FacheChanteDeux 4 жыл бұрын
That cat was amazing.
@brodielarson9096
@brodielarson9096 Жыл бұрын
"Frankly I question the wisdom of having a self destruct button..." - You only live twice - "Blow up the spacecraft with the button to destroy the evidence"
@bootitup6927
@bootitup6927 4 жыл бұрын
Steve Martin was born to play james bond
@ethanwatson6131
@ethanwatson6131 4 жыл бұрын
Steve Martini
@WestOfEarth
@WestOfEarth 4 жыл бұрын
If you've seen him in Pink Panther, then you have a sense of how funny he is as a detective/spy. I still remember lines from that movie.
@rh1507
@rh1507 2 жыл бұрын
He's simply one of those wild and crazy guys.
@brado1057
@brado1057 4 жыл бұрын
“Jeez, ya come here to bed and you’re complaining already.” 😂
@Beverly_Dingus
@Beverly_Dingus 4 жыл бұрын
I din't touch nuthin!
@rolfstamenov9914
@rolfstamenov9914 4 жыл бұрын
SOOOOOOO WRONG I've been waiting for this all day Fred Armisen cat
@rolfstamenov9914
@rolfstamenov9914 4 жыл бұрын
SO WRONG!!!
@cydonianman
@cydonianman 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@lazio7495
@lazio7495 2 жыл бұрын
Kristen Wigg is the best. Penny Marshall had me rolling🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ELWaller0388
@ELWaller0388 4 жыл бұрын
That first clip is actually pretty funny. Its a shame Randy Quaid got fired, He was a talented guy. I like the laid back pace of the 80's sketches. It gives them time to breathe. Its like early Simpsons. not always racing to the punchline, sometimes just setting the mood and letting the situations happen
@canaisyoung3601
@canaisyoung3601 2 жыл бұрын
Funny story. Season 11, which is where the first clip was from, actually had Simpsons writers on the show (the good ones like John Vitti, George Meyer, and John Swartzwelder). None of them liked writing for SNL because the cast they had at the time was a bit too disparate. And most of the cast got fired because NBC once again threatened to shut down the show due to bad ratings and worse reviews. "Live From New York: The Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live" is a good read for anyone who wants to know about the 1985-1986 season (season 11), because it was a really obscure season that had a lot of surprises in it (SNL hired two LGBTQ cast members back before it became socially acceptable, Damon Wayans from "In Living Color" was once on this show and got himself fired for going off-script, Dennis Miller's Weekend Update was the 1985 equivalent of either the 1994 WU with Norm Macdonald or the current one with Michael Che and Colin Jost [read: it's a consistently funny bright spot in an otherwise uneven season], Anthony Michael Hall was the show's first and only cast member who was under 18 when hired, Robert Downey Jr. was a cast member on the show, etc).
@ELWaller0388
@ELWaller0388 2 жыл бұрын
Haha, yeah. Can’t stand it now though
@TellMeMoreTMM
@TellMeMoreTMM 4 жыл бұрын
I totally forgot about Steve Martin's cheap James Bond!
@proserpine8857
@proserpine8857 Жыл бұрын
"Unzip my fly and go to town" 😂😂😂
@sierrabufe5133
@sierrabufe5133 4 жыл бұрын
I love how Blofeld's cat is real!
@sparshitasahu2539
@sparshitasahu2539 3 жыл бұрын
Bill hader as Bond really really REALLY is sth I didn't expect to have my full attention,but it did.
@msaquablue2925
@msaquablue2925 4 жыл бұрын
Great Job on 007 skits. Great talent..love Bill Header's accent. Thanks SNL very entertaining.
@shayjoono4910
@shayjoono4910 4 жыл бұрын
The Jody Foster was right on point 😂
@EvilFookaire
@EvilFookaire 4 жыл бұрын
Kate slays it as always, but I gotta admit, it wasn't just Kate who killed me in this one... Her as Ellen, and as Jodie Foster, definitely slayed... but "Penny Marshall" and "Lea Michele" also got to slay. And that was just the "bond girls" part.
@jonathanshaffer6757
@jonathanshaffer6757 4 жыл бұрын
“your beer sir... shaken” beer comes out half froth
@Njbear7453
@Njbear7453 4 жыл бұрын
In beer technicality terms it’s called a “head”
@atomicphilosopher6143
@atomicphilosopher6143 4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else miss Jon Lovitz? One of the funniest comedians of all time and never made a single CD. Real shame.
@rickarchambault4756
@rickarchambault4756 4 жыл бұрын
It took me awhile to realize that Auric Goldfinger was played by Jimmy Breslin on the Joan Cusak bit.
@TomBatemanRT85
@TomBatemanRT85 4 жыл бұрын
Hey SNL, where's "Lease With An Option to Kill" with Christopher Walken? Please post that one!
@TellMeMoreTMM
@TellMeMoreTMM 4 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah!! Forgot about this one
@macsnafu
@macsnafu 3 жыл бұрын
And now I want to see Bill Hader as Bond against Sting as the Bond villain...before it's too late!
@deuteriumjones
@deuteriumjones 4 жыл бұрын
We’re not going to talk about “Peggy Galore”?
@juliabee8430
@juliabee8430 4 жыл бұрын
Can you explain the joke for me? And the whole "you used to be German" bit too, I don't get it
@TarzanSawyer
@TarzanSawyer 4 жыл бұрын
@@juliabee8430 that second one is easy, the character was a german in the movies but got played by a New Yorker who either forgot or just didn't care to use a fake accent.
@juliabee8430
@juliabee8430 4 жыл бұрын
@@TarzanSawyer ah, thought as much, thanks. But I also thought maybe there was more to it since I don't get the Peggy Galore bit at all
@Alexagrigorieff
@Alexagrigorieff 4 жыл бұрын
​@@TarzanSawyer Fun fact: Gert Fröbe (Goldfinger) was also in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang movie, written after a story by Ian Fleming. Desmond Llewelyn (Q) was in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, too.
@Qermaq
@Qermaq 4 жыл бұрын
Julia Bee Pussy Galore would have a pussy. Peggy would have, well, the opposite. A peg. .
@robertphillips6296
@robertphillips6296 4 жыл бұрын
That was the best Bond spoof yet.
@Ron-Ayres
@Ron-Ayres 6 ай бұрын
Which one?!
@RecardoGuillermo
@RecardoGuillermo 4 жыл бұрын
OMG I just got that Peggy Galore joke 😂😂😂
@kettle_of_chris
@kettle_of_chris 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't let Bond anywhere your 'Self Destruct' button"
@Kk-fc5jw
@Kk-fc5jw 3 жыл бұрын
2 dollars!!!
@kettle_of_chris
@kettle_of_chris 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kk-fc5jw You. Are. Awesome.
@AnotherLifeish
@AnotherLifeish 4 жыл бұрын
Okay, Tim McGraw’s a national god damn treasure.
@johnf1979
@johnf1979 4 жыл бұрын
LOL he really is he killed in that sketch
@orangelion03
@orangelion03 4 жыл бұрын
Jan Hooks, Phil Hartman RIP.
@yatsu2me
@yatsu2me 4 жыл бұрын
What about "Today is Never Yesterday" with Chris Parnell and Garth Brooks? James Bond's STD problems, "...Oh, my God! Uh.. excuse me, there's an emergency at the lab. It seems that "Bond-4" has eaten through its beaker."
@shetierrr
@shetierrr 4 жыл бұрын
I was bummed it wasn't apart of this!!!
@turkeybowlwinkle4440
@turkeybowlwinkle4440 4 жыл бұрын
Same here. That was SNL's best Bond sketch.
@jimjam2996
@jimjam2996 4 жыл бұрын
www.dailymotion.com/video/xzvktk
@themorrigan7224
@themorrigan7224 3 жыл бұрын
@@jimjam2996 the hero we needed, not the hero we deserved
@charlie-obrien
@charlie-obrien 2 жыл бұрын
What an awesome mix of talent on the first clip from the 80's. Joan Cusack, Randy Quaid and Jon Lovitz were regulars and I'm guessing that Jimmy Breslin was the guest host. It wasn't all pop stars and actor/comic of the month back then. They really tried some different things.
@JamieMurphy25
@JamieMurphy25 Жыл бұрын
Despite the fact that the 1985-86 season was considered one of the weakest seasons.
@slowpoke6743
@slowpoke6743 4 жыл бұрын
I saw my ex and her new boyfriend crossing the street when a bus ran them over and killed them both. I thought to myself, wow that could've been me. ....then I remembered, I cant drive a bus
@bhocolatebhipbookie3967
@bhocolatebhipbookie3967 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@slowpoke6743
@slowpoke6743 4 жыл бұрын
@Pipe Tunes cuz jokes are only meant to be heard by you and only you one time and one time only..You hear that everybody? Pipe loons over here says you owe him tree fiddy
@nebulousisgod
@nebulousisgod 4 жыл бұрын
This is irrelevant to the video. Fuck outta here
@slowpoke6743
@slowpoke6743 4 жыл бұрын
@@nebulousisgodYour mom's name is "outta here"?
@joellezima3506
@joellezima3506 4 жыл бұрын
@@slowpoke6743 dammmnn 😂 not cool but damn
@tabaxikhajit4541
@tabaxikhajit4541 Жыл бұрын
The absolute best moment? Craig trying not to laugh at Armison! He is not one to break character, but he wasn't up against a villainous seductress like Fred before.
@algblessed1975
@algblessed1975 4 жыл бұрын
RIP Sir Sean Connery
@faustsin9366
@faustsin9366 4 жыл бұрын
It's so weird how good Sting would make a Bond villian
@pagehenson361
@pagehenson361 4 жыл бұрын
I saw Bill....I clicked And God am I glad. His voiceeee!!😍🥵
@smorgan7297
@smorgan7297 4 жыл бұрын
On the other side of the aisle, Jan and Victoria too. Holy smokes.
@Sharky165
@Sharky165 4 жыл бұрын
@@smorgan7297 RIP Jan. It's a dayum shame that Victoria turned into a ChumpTard biatch.
@jessiea893
@jessiea893 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll bet one pound" *places a dollar bill on the table* they really couldn't find a one pound coin to use?
@harvestturkey1339
@harvestturkey1339 4 жыл бұрын
DiRoRhys i thought it was suppose to be in the Bahamas though so a US dollar would make more sense than a pound but i think they were over thinking the British aspect of bond.
@jessiea893
@jessiea893 4 жыл бұрын
@Jim McCracken ? quite an unnecessary response if you ask me ;)
@jessiea893
@jessiea893 4 жыл бұрын
@@harvestturkey1339 the James Bond did say (as I commented) 'I'll bet one pound' which is the UK's currency and our 1 pound is a coin not a note and I found that funny. They definitely did it as they have American audience who wouldn't grasp the joke as quickly if an actual 1 pound coin was used.
@jessiea893
@jessiea893 4 жыл бұрын
@Jim McCracken I also "didn't ask you" and considering you replied to MY comment maybe teach yourself some manners as I hope you don't talk to people like this in real life.
@jessiea893
@jessiea893 4 жыл бұрын
@Jim McCracken I was making a joke ? I'm not hung up about it - I just found it quite funny...
@G1manime
@G1manime 2 жыл бұрын
I like how in the one with the card game, dude popped the same can twice lol
@masterrserch3971
@masterrserch3971 6 күн бұрын
I saw all the jokes in that 1st skit coming from 3 blocks away,,but they were still so dang funny, especially how they delivered the lines... Well...ALMOST all the jokes; didnt see that strip search and rectal exam one coming 😂
@marcschneider4845
@marcschneider4845 3 күн бұрын
I think jokes don't have to be unexpected to be funny. There are skits I've seen dozens of times and they are hilarious every time. As you say, it's all in timing and delivery.
4 жыл бұрын
A Season 11 sketch? Those are rare on this channel.
@rubylilamoore6322
@rubylilamoore6322 4 жыл бұрын
Probably because casual comments about cavity searches aren't exactly acceptable these days
4 жыл бұрын
@@rubylilamoore6322 Actually it's because Season 11 is considered the second worst season ever and the worst one produced by Lorne Michaels.
@whattheflorida7159
@whattheflorida7159 4 жыл бұрын
Love how they make sketches on james bond and actually managed to get james bond 😂
@tabaxikhajit4541
@tabaxikhajit4541 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, Every Bond deserves kudos. But when will they get Connery? He is the true legend.
@sterlingadams5291
@sterlingadams5291 Жыл бұрын
"Managed to get James Bond" My brother in Christ, Daniel Craig was the host.
@jojotheswede8444
@jojotheswede8444 2 жыл бұрын
"The man who was a gun" most underrated bond movie
@walteralvarez8230
@walteralvarez8230 4 жыл бұрын
Súper funny 😄 took all my stress away !!! Thank you 😊
@gabigrinka2241
@gabigrinka2241 4 жыл бұрын
OMG!! STING IS IN THIS!!! GOLDSTING❤❤❤
@alexanders562
@alexanders562 4 жыл бұрын
Jon Lovits' character: was Mike Myers even trying with Dr. Evil?
@RollingOrmond
@RollingOrmond 4 жыл бұрын
He fused the Blowfeld character with Lorne Michaels mannerisms for Dr. Evil.
@aviavix4478
@aviavix4478 4 жыл бұрын
"I will have a corona" 2020- Are you sure??
@MGBranco
@MGBranco 3 жыл бұрын
The fart at 15:26 just cracked me in tears....ahaahah!
@xanderk84
@xanderk84 4 жыл бұрын
This first sketch must have been the inspiration for Austin Powers.
@Sharky165
@Sharky165 4 жыл бұрын
Every Bond movie ever is the inspiration for the great Mr Powers ! 😁🤣
@bg11211
@bg11211 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly that Michael Caine
@customtattoosbyrobby2064
@customtattoosbyrobby2064 4 жыл бұрын
so much b4 myers was even around
@jbrown5955
@jbrown5955 4 жыл бұрын
9:36 Corona isn’t the only disease that Bond will probably get given his... lifestyle.
@nvrndingsmmr
@nvrndingsmmr 4 жыл бұрын
The Diane Keaton and Jodie Foster bits were the best parts of this video by far lol
@travishabursky4362
@travishabursky4362 4 жыл бұрын
Randy Quaid makes an excellent Emilio Largo.
@kristanmack
@kristanmack 4 жыл бұрын
Daniel Craig is hilarious “no,no.” Lmao
@bettysmith4641
@bettysmith4641 4 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Phil Hartman 🙏
@NSHM122
@NSHM122 4 жыл бұрын
And Jan Hooks who was in the same sketch.
@christineparis5607
@christineparis5607 4 жыл бұрын
True....😘
@Sharky165
@Sharky165 4 жыл бұрын
His Sinatra and Bill Clinton impressions were off the chain funny. A lot people don't know he an earlier career as a graphic artist, and he designed a few classic rock album covers. RIP indeed.
@davidjackson2524
@davidjackson2524 4 жыл бұрын
Sharky165 we'll also remember Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure in The Simpsons
@christineparis5607
@christineparis5607 4 жыл бұрын
@@davidjackson2524 🤗😄
@EvaRojano
@EvaRojano 4 жыл бұрын
Kate McKinnon should be a Bond girl for real, she had me in stitches hahaha so brilliant XD
@jimslancio
@jimslancio 4 жыл бұрын
17:43 The Diane "Annie Hall" Keaton impression really give me a double-take.
@Sharky165
@Sharky165 4 жыл бұрын
She was arguably even more quirky/weird in "Looking for Mr Goodbar". I just saw the movie a year or so ago; I read the book many years ago and recall it being better.
@AAZEDLARC
@AAZEDLARC 3 жыл бұрын
Me too. And I sometimes work for DK. Well done :)
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