Imagine feeling this entitled to other peoples money.. It's so shameful
@michaelevans86175 күн бұрын
@majorkong2828 He said he doesn't even care anymore about begging, he feels no shame
@SarahsKnight04 күн бұрын
I can't imagine it. I'm too ashamed just imagining being like Phil in terms of greediness, bitching at other people for usually no good reason whatsoever, and being afraid of sexy women.
@Anarchist86ed4 күн бұрын
He's the U.S. government except he doesn't have a heavily armed squad of agents to force you to give him your money.
@RemoWilliams12274 күн бұрын
@@Anarchist86edor provide any services in exchange. Biggest waste of money ever.
@GamerGuyOG5 күн бұрын
"Nothing. Zero." Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
@TheGrittyUrbanSaga5 күн бұрын
What do you mean you aren't going to tip me before I even do anything? 😔
@MsGhoulz5 күн бұрын
He HAS to make $300 per day. He has 5 children to feed. Hogan, Door Dash, Total Wine, Bills, and a horse.
@allangoncalves14534 күн бұрын
and jasper kitty
@jp739874 күн бұрын
I think a horse counts as 3 kids
@SuchSublime3 күн бұрын
@MsGhoulz And that mf horse eats a ton, nevermind the one with a tail
@jeffoff77955 күн бұрын
"YOU wanted this!" This is a Burnell classic. Pignosis 101: Make them feel like you've gone out of your way to fulfill their unreasonable request and they will feel responsible for the lack of support and steal their mom's credit card so that you don't go hungry as a result of their unrealistic expectations. Tried and true.
@WickedlNl4 күн бұрын
"Hi, I didnt even start but please send me support for absolutely no reason".
@ToiletBread16514 күн бұрын
This is disgusting and shouldn't be allowed.
@Anarchist86ed4 күн бұрын
KZbin has never punished him for anything. While they can slap you with hate speech for saying men can't be women.
@Usagi19923 күн бұрын
Yeah, it shouldn't but the cucks at YT dun' do a flipping thing because if he's makin' em money why axe him?
@OblivionPrime3 күн бұрын
@@Anarchist86ed The amount of comments I have that get instantly deleted without actually saying anything wrong is insane but they allow scammers and hackers etc on this site
@xaeck5 күн бұрын
So crazy he seriously uses the pay me and I’ll shut up about it strategy LOL
@NervousNoodles5 күн бұрын
He doesn’t even try to hide it anymore.
@Toralian895 күн бұрын
He has 16 year history of never shutting up about money even if he gets the goal or ridiculous amounts of money. It's never enough.
@jeffoff77955 күн бұрын
And he won't shut up anyway. If he hits the goal early he starts counting the minutes between contributions. He's a psycho.
@penguinsmovies4 күн бұрын
It's even more crazy he tries to sit there and convince people that all big KZbinrs do this. Does anybody remember PewDiePie telling people to pay up or he's turning Call of Duty off?
@derekroberts59314 күн бұрын
@@Toralian89 was he like this back in 2012 era?
@NervousNoodles5 күн бұрын
Now it’s “Give me money now so that I can stop begging.” but very soon it will become _”Give me money now because I fucking said so.”_
@SarahsKnight04 күн бұрын
It seriously will some day.
@joshkokichi5 күн бұрын
As soon as the money doesn't come in he starts holding the game hostage, talking about how he could be playing other things. I can really feel the passion for gaming 😂
@scorpion63284 күн бұрын
He really does choose integrity over money 🤣
@jetmaximum905 күн бұрын
So the trolls can get wings fired from door dash, but the same can't be done to Phil's account? Imagine the rage of not being able to order anymore.
@LifeLifeLP5 күн бұрын
The crying about it would never end.
@DiscoFinalBoss5 күн бұрын
Phil doesn’t realize how good he has it. The trolls he has are not going that far. He would cry(even more) if he had to deal with wings trolls or even the ones ltg has.
@hillcrestwater65225 күн бұрын
I wish I had time to troll the shit outta Phil but sadly I run a business a real one unlike Phil 😢 I truly hate the guy !
@99_Bananas5 күн бұрын
@@hillcrestwater6522me to buddy, it’s strange isn’t it though we send invoices for goods and services and he asks for money to play video games terribly. It doesn’t sound like he owns a business to me!
@RyanGannon-z7m5 күн бұрын
We don't troll Dave, trolling Dave makes him n his dent's circle the wagons. There's no need anyway he destroys himself just fine.
@Eville_Ace4 күн бұрын
Begs for money, gets $50 donation, then abbreviates the person's name because it's not important enough to him.
@TAZS5 күн бұрын
"theres too many names to mention.. theres about 10 names" 😂😂😂😂😂
@jeffoff77955 күн бұрын
"Give me money so I don't have to keep talking about it." You don't HAVE to keep talking about it.
@killergrooves24385 күн бұрын
Look at those turkey flaps on his arms when he punches the air.
@Snortamania5 күн бұрын
😂
@TheZodiacRipper4 күн бұрын
Oh yeah, thats what his dents say we do when they give Phil money. Funny that he would adapt the air punching for himself.
@ervingreen89764 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@redlister29344 күн бұрын
Probably first bit of exercise he has done this month.
@Angrymonkey24894 күн бұрын
Jesus, those arms are like flags! 😂
@OddShapedHead_Phil4 күн бұрын
His begging has somehow got even worse “I’ve only got $27 and that’s not gonna cut it.”
@NervousNoodles5 күн бұрын
You can feel and see the panic slowly starting to set in, can’t you? It’s not because he isn’t getting money, it’s because he knows reality is patiently waiting outside his house with a baseball bat covered in responsibility and ackountability.
@SuchSublime3 күн бұрын
@@NervousNoodles and its so fucking sad, if this mf had invested half, or even a quarter of what he's dropped on scopely, this idiot could be living amazingly
@WinstonWolfe215 күн бұрын
Pigroach oozes entitlement. In his mind it’s unacceptable to not go broke and homeless for him
@professorpenne99625 күн бұрын
lives in a castle compared to a lot of regular joes, damn maybe I should become a bum too 😅
@andreakopyan24245 күн бұрын
Look at those small, wobbly arms when he's punching. He hasn't lifted anything heavier than a spoon his entire life.
@kevinramsey4175 күн бұрын
And a plastic spoon at that
@TheZodiacRipper4 күн бұрын
Remember when Phil said he wasnt the one to f with and that he would f people up if they tried? ROFL!
@Angrymonkey24894 күн бұрын
@@TheZodiacRipper The reality: Phil hides in the bathroom and cries. 😂
@veterinarius76464 күн бұрын
He did some hard manual labor with his micro penne
@MrCountcockula4 күн бұрын
Noodle arms
@jeffk38014 күн бұрын
Those punches were the most exercise hes had in at least a decade.
@JDubya2k5 күн бұрын
0:31 Those braindead trolls don't stand a chance against the deadly DSP Karate Kid chops! Hoo! Hah!
@kevintang26054 күн бұрын
Oh wow. I'm so scared. I'm definitely not laughing at his flabby ass arms. Also, can't wait for Autopilot Simulator, and DSP Shit Takes.
@lilchief20075 күн бұрын
It’s so disgusting how he went from “please support the stream if you can” before the kino arc and now it’s “let’s get some support going!” After kino…what a POS…stay at level 1 Phil
@WinstonWolfe215 күн бұрын
@@lilchief2007 hey always oozed entitlement and guilt tripped n manipulated for money
@WinstonWolfe215 күн бұрын
hey always oozed entitlement and guilt tripped n manipulated for money
@WinstonWolfe215 күн бұрын
@@lilchief2007 he always guilt tripped n manipulated for money
@Dante-cv3ts5 күн бұрын
Look at those arms flap 😮
@noahboat5805 күн бұрын
It always weird when he does the prayer hands when he ebegs 🙏 its just sad to say the least everytime he does it
@NervousNoodles5 күн бұрын
@@noahboat580Eventually a day will come when begging won’t work. On that day - you need to be present!
@professorpenne99625 күн бұрын
fr. I ain't mr olympian but I at least try to do aerobics multiple times a week to avoid having grandma arms. he isn't even 50 yet 😅
@BovineIntervention4 күн бұрын
Talking about trolls while begging while using a regard baby voice while doing gay air punches 😂😂😂
@TargetRenegade5 күн бұрын
Look at his bingo wings flapping about. 🤣
@nunyabizniss34515 күн бұрын
He knows he will never play Stellar Blade and he doesn't want to. He just wants to pocket as much money as possible.
@airiakizuki55925 күн бұрын
even if he DOES play he will wagequit it within a week
@NervousNoodles5 күн бұрын
He’d rather play Bloodborne for the third time instead of Stellar Blade. He’s extremely uncomfortable looking at sexy women but is okay with sweaty men.
@mrbrnope98245 күн бұрын
I honestly hope that he hits that Stellar Blade goal. There is like 99.9% chance of dents getting scammed. I bet you he is going to do the same thing that he did with that burger scam “Guys, I couldn’t get Stellar Blade, but I got something better🐷”.
@Usagi19923 күн бұрын
and we ALL know why he won't touch SB _
@hunterontherun8075 күн бұрын
Doesn't say "if" you can support. Just demanding it. 😂😂😂
@philipblaise51665 күн бұрын
Wowww dude really said u guys are tolling me for not sending money wtf
@ShinyTinfoil5 күн бұрын
The pignosis is waining, time to ultra beg to re-pignotize the dents into opening their velcro wallets…..
@twinkie4155 күн бұрын
0:12 *WHAT THE HOLY FUCK WAS HIS EAR DOING THERE?!*
@defaultusername1235 күн бұрын
I SWEAR he has something like Ehlers-Danlos or something. His upper palate is weird as f too leading me to believe he has some medical condition like that
@TheZodiacRipper5 күн бұрын
ROFL! Now I cant unsee it.
@TheZodiacRipper5 күн бұрын
@@defaultusername123 Yeah, his mouth looks like a atm slot but money only goes in and never comes out. No but seriously, it looks so weird and stiff.
@BIONICHRONIC5 күн бұрын
Lmao. I had to go back. I didn't notice it. I think he can hear nickels hitting the ground somewhere.😂
@99_Bananas5 күн бұрын
It’s got its own gin floating suspension system
@Ihavethetouch5 күн бұрын
I'd love for psychiatrist watch any of his videos and see how many disorders they can recognize
@ShinyTinfoil5 күн бұрын
A case study of what not to do in life
@Maximilian19905 күн бұрын
And then we do the same with people who hatewatch him
@Ihavethetouch5 күн бұрын
@@Maximilian1990Everyone should just watch restreams so he doesn't get views
@RyanGannon-z7m5 күн бұрын
I'll be visiting my sister over the holidays n she's a head shrink I'll have her watch n see what she says bout him
@Ihavethetouch4 күн бұрын
@@RyanGannon-z7m I already feel sorry for her
@PhantomGardener4 күн бұрын
You know, I check in on DSP a few times each year, and NOTHING never changes. Still the same begging for money, still the same excuses.
@jgrosse55544 күн бұрын
"A bunch of scrub ragequitters" PHILLIP....
@Pyoko24 күн бұрын
That little "felt my trolls" bit is getting dumber by the day. Also the "punch the air like you're THE karate kid! Ready kids? Ha! Hyaa! Yay! Now tip!" can't be real
@joannasforehead97154 күн бұрын
"$27?? That's not gonna cut it...." wow.............
@NuclearDetractor3 күн бұрын
It's so wild that Phil can act like this and nobody even bothers to clip it and share it (besides detractors). If any normal streamer said, "if we don't hit the $150 tip goal for the 75th stream in a row, i'm gonna be pissed." that shit would be all over twitter and reddit. People would be memeing and goofing on them. It'd be a whole thing. But since it's DSP, people see it and think "This is nothing. It's DSP, that's just what he does."
@BenHeckHacks4 күн бұрын
It's like if you walk into a bar and because it's a slow night the bartender keeps asking you to tip double.
@trevormorris1434 күн бұрын
HERES PHIL TO BEG FOR MORE
@mdouet4 күн бұрын
Contributions have always been and will always be mandatory.
@SuchSublime4 күн бұрын
If phil had any friends growing up (X to highly doubt it) he was absolutely the "im taking my bsll and goin home!) Kid
@kevinramsey4175 күн бұрын
Let me guess, OnlyIcedAdam swoops in from down under like Superdent and saves the streak again.
@99_Bananas5 күн бұрын
*swoops down from the rafters
@Klinkertinlegs4 күн бұрын
Remember, folks, you are a mouth breathing idiot if you claim that he begs. 😂
@ervingreen89764 күн бұрын
He doesn't deserve a dime.
@professorpenne99625 күн бұрын
phil always seems to forget every year that even his own whales have their own obligations this time of year because of thanksgiving and christmas.
@zenkaisean87105 күн бұрын
Nah is whales are lonely clowns like him
@MoonlightHorizon-ev7ev4 күн бұрын
Not felting anyone but his own fans. Whether he makes 50 or 150 a stream matters not, he simply adjusts his spending on frivolities to burn through it all anyway.
@popesinbengal4 күн бұрын
Imagine you work all day and finally get to come home and relax, you didnt make much money but you made enough to make it to the next paycheck. You turn on a stream to help you relax and the guy acts like this. The guy makes alot more than you, and treats you like shit. Then you send him $50
@Notyoji4 күн бұрын
I really want him banned. He really needs LTG and Wings trolls to go after him.
@WyattBSEarp19294 күн бұрын
How are we braindead when we still have our money? Not giving it to a lying loser begging for money from literal basement dwellers.. project some more David
@youtubecrack5 күн бұрын
What service does Philip actually provide in this business that he thinks he runs? He says he's not a children's entertainer... But I mean come on who else does this dude appeal to but 13-year-olds?
@TheZodiacRipper5 күн бұрын
Its really weird, because he isnt good at most games that he plays and the games that he are good at , like flight simulator, arent fun games to watch.
@jeffoff77955 күн бұрын
@@TheZodiacRipper He's not good at flight simulator.
@fefyfona43184 күн бұрын
13 yr olds would rather watch Kai Cenat or people like him than ever look in DSP's direction.
@aeroflopper4 күн бұрын
@TheZodiacRipper as he got it working?
@alecaquino43064 күн бұрын
I could care less about his streak. But he's being so obnoxious about it that it makes me actually cringe every time. I just can't believe his audience hasn't gotten tired of his stupidity by now.
@lhadenfeldt4 күн бұрын
Just a few months ago he was ranting about how you don’t get paid before “doing the work” and now he wants money before he starts playing.
@lhadenfeldt4 күн бұрын
*sway* *sway*
@beerguy1774 күн бұрын
remember when streamers used to just get on with the game and tips were optional clearly this guy forgot how it works
@Truejota5 күн бұрын
I hate hearing his whining about sf One time This child said everyone knows how to beat bison so he can’t win with him now but then got destroyed by a bison and called him op and said if you use bison it’s free wins
@NervousNoodles5 күн бұрын
As long as an excuse latches to his brain, he won’t let it go. Now he’s convinced himself that anytime he plays a skill based match in Call of Duty, _there’s always lag that causes him to lose._ It’s not because other people are just better than him. If a connection is 30ms, he’ll complain. That’s how far down the delusional pipe he’s gone.
@danielcorey-wc5ct5 күн бұрын
He's doing the same thing what homeless people do when they have a sign saying "please give me money". The difference is DSP is sitting in his house. He's a joke
@achisorpowers4 күн бұрын
9:38 by DSP's logic, how the fuck is street fighter 6 a gambling game and WWE champions isn't?
@veterinarius76464 күн бұрын
JFC when I was a KID I wouldnt have the gall to ask my own parents for money (even very low amounts) like he is asking strangers daily (him asking exuberant amounts)...I have never ever seen person like him, someone having absolutely no shame, no self awareness, zero decency, no empathy...and he is becoming worse and worse
@ThaCampinDutchman4 күн бұрын
The streak? We dont care DSP. We care about you caring about the streak. Cuz its funny.
@YTNat835 күн бұрын
At this point I'm expecting a membership on Kick and I don't even have an account
@coldy105005 күн бұрын
anyone notice his ears twitching up and down at 0:14 secs? what a weird thing, what's that about?
@SmoothCode5 күн бұрын
Demon possession.
@xxArsen1xx-OnPsn5 күн бұрын
What. The. Fck. 😂
@_devotio_5 күн бұрын
The gout goblins ears twitch in anticipation of Velcro wallets opening
@TheZodiacRipper4 күн бұрын
Yeah someone else also noticed and someone gave the suggestion he could have Ehlers-Danlos, symptoms are doughy and elastic skin among other things.
@SarahsKnight04 күн бұрын
Ears were probably perking up to the sound of dents' wallets opening for thousands of miles around. XD
@blackpajamas66005 күн бұрын
So the best way for DSP's dents to stick it to the trolls is to give DSP more money? How does that hurt the trolls? Giving DSP more money always ends up FEEDING the trolls. I'm beginning to suspect that DSP actually sees his dents and trolls as two sides of a coin. He can't have one without the other, so he has a vested interest in both pleading to his dents AND antagonizing the trolls. I fail to see what any DSP dent gets out of his content. It's not good, it's overwhelmingly atrocious. Is it just because they feel like a family? Does the constant torrent of DSP criticism make them feel like they're part of a righteous cause? Edit: I also like how he always delays the start of his streams UNTIL he gets an arbitrary amount of likes or tips or donations.
@NervousNoodles5 күн бұрын
These are strategies of a cult leader, an abuser or a scam artist. How else can you interpret “Give me money so that we can stick it to the trolls” or “Give me money to see me eat food as _your_ reward” as anything else other than manipulation/scamming people? He’s long given up on trying to come up with stories to convince them to pay up. He doesn’t even try anymore.
@blackpajamas66005 күн бұрын
@NervousNoodles Yes! That had occurred to me too. He doesn't give a rat's behind about good content or providing entertainment to his audience. He feels entitled to their money and will put them through the psychological ringer until they pay up. It's always baffling to me when people abuse and harangue others for not giving them money, expecting THAT in itself would convince them. I think all of those words - cult leader, abuser, and scam artist - are apropos here. I honestly hadn't even considered him as a cult leader but you're absolutely right. The worst, least fulfilling cult on the planet.
@99_Bananas5 күн бұрын
I’ve said it before but Phil is super consistent and autistic folk love consistency because it works in their routine. They know exactly when Phil is live and they also gel with each other. Even though Phil denies his tism.
@TheZodiacRipper4 күн бұрын
@@blackpajamas6600 Except for the fact that cult leaders are charismatic Phil fits the description of a cult leader. to a 100.
@blackpajamas66004 күн бұрын
@99_Bananas Oh wow, that makes so much sense. Not to say I have any definitive idea about what percentage of his audience is autistic, but that would still explain some of that irrational devotion they have to him (in spite of all the insults and manipulation he throws their way.)
@prophetascending90214 күн бұрын
When do we get a day where nobody gives anything and Phil gets "worried" and then even more"concerned"?
@MrDewie4 күн бұрын
This is like my when lazy coworkers dont bring me lunch and I am forced to eat it when they arent looking
@andrewguerrero25395 күн бұрын
Why can’t everyone just stop supporting him and we can see how he reacts…..maybe he will grow up finally
@omegaweapon1164 күн бұрын
That's the problem. He really has a cult-like following of less than 10 people that keep him afloat
@gwoody40034 күн бұрын
Ahhhhh comfortable nostlgia. It feels good to hear Phil complain about no support with the SF6 music in the background like the good old days.
@Koreyx5 күн бұрын
DSP is going to quit in the tutorial of Stalker 2
@RyanGannon-z7m5 күн бұрын
If only an emission would blowout over his kahndo.
@r1g0r_m0rt1s4 күн бұрын
@@RyanGannon-z7mPhil has no brain for the emissions to scramble, it's part of his pigroach mutations.
@surfup1045 күн бұрын
The man is entitled to your wallets. 😅
@Rrryuiitreevbjkkgg4 күн бұрын
How has this kid not been banned off the face of the internet is beyond me😂😂😂
@purefrost6715 күн бұрын
For the first minute of this video all I got is this guy doesn’t even work and that his hair is dyed 😂 😂
@NaoRonin4 күн бұрын
This dude crying about pattern play when fighting games are all about guess what "PATTERN PLAY" says the dude that does the same patterns
@KenseiRaptor4 күн бұрын
His arm flab jiggling while he 'punches' perfectly sums up his whole life
@FarazKhan-dk4ty4 күн бұрын
Right after begging for money he cant be bothered to say hi to 10 people wow lol
@ashinigamirises4 күн бұрын
Punching the trolls chris chan behavior he isn't beating the autism allegations
@Stokesx4 күн бұрын
David do you get how DISGUSTING you are for this amount of begging?
@vendober86084 күн бұрын
He's constantly pressuring his viewers to give him their money. Its greedy and immoral. I can't believe anyone gives him anything. He certainly doesn't deserve any of it.
@Gory_Dreams4 күн бұрын
Everyone report his PayPal for scamming
@kammpy4 күн бұрын
Dude is so quick to change games when his little streak is in jeopardy 😂😂😂😂
@detritus4204 күн бұрын
I am SO READY for some Zone style irradiated pork cutlets boys! Dude will take 3 years getting past the bloodsucker in the prologue
@nWoPELLZEY4 күн бұрын
“Blah blah blah…aLrIgHt sO” I swear he finishes his sentences with “so” instead of a period🤦♂️
@goodguyrobert4 күн бұрын
0:12 - Phil’s ear gets excited when he’s about to beg. 😂
@Dudebrotheguy4 күн бұрын
How is this not braking tos, c'mon yt I know he makes you money but god damn
@Makeshift_Mulder4 күн бұрын
Imagine it's 1920 and this busker with a violin case on the corner is like "dat's it? nothin'? Not even a shilling?.. Well, I'm not here to entertain myself..."
@pwgdeathhawk81464 күн бұрын
But he brought a new joystick and gaming PC cause that automatically a good player right?
@armandoguerra76584 күн бұрын
Wow, now I have second hand embarrassment and it’s not even the first minute, “felted trahlls”?
@WingsofWendysChilli4 күн бұрын
Dude this intro is GOLD. Would be an amazing song on Spotify… I’d use it all the time on IG. Would make Phil go crazy.
@itshololive4 күн бұрын
him sitting in silence is the best content available on youtube
@TraumaKampfAlt4 күн бұрын
Wow he's still milking street fighter 6
@kin43864 күн бұрын
It's amazing how simultaneously satisfying and frustrating it is to see him beg out of desperation when support is low. Satisfying because we like seeing him desperate, frustrating because of how fucking unreal it is to see how entitled a person like this thinks they are to other people's money.
@muckymoe56193 күн бұрын
It makes me sick that these selfish ingrates don't give Dave the money they owe him
@NaoRonin4 күн бұрын
Has phil even learned what felting is? His dents are getting felted. Adam quit one of the other dents quit. Trolls arent felted we arent losing money the dents are losing money
@advancedyogurt20014 күн бұрын
Literally unable to talk to his chat about anything outside of supporting him. It's also hilarious on how, in the same breath, he'll say there are too many people saying hello to shout them all out and then proceed to say there are like 10 of them. Shocked he didn't follow it up with "Now if all of you said hello with a superchat I'd be able to shout all your names out no problem. Ok."
@stonecoldhooligani38624 күн бұрын
DSP should just go for the gusto and invite all his dents to his compound and they all drink the kool-aid
@hagerthehorrible18924 күн бұрын
lol "Phil what's the meta on begging people fo rmoney?"
@Crumbsu4 күн бұрын
I always thought it was extremely cringe whenever he points to the stuff on the screen. Anything but that 😂
@siner24424 күн бұрын
Keep the scheme going… keep the streak going if giving me money for NOTHING! It hurts the trolls…
@WinterWerewolf4 күн бұрын
After he complained about Lilly I'd love to see some Lilly to obliterate him in a match...
@KennethPNielsen5 күн бұрын
It looks like he is muscleless in his arms
@jerrettmarks63994 күн бұрын
Does phil not realize that detractors have more content than ever? We are eating good with his 100 begs a day.