DSP 40 Minute MELTDOWN Struggling With OBS/Leaderboard & Yelling At Viewers! 😂😂😂

[@ourboyhemingway]

“Technology is a joke” - uses 3 different computers and $10k in equipment to beg mentally ill people online and fund his mobile app addiction lmao

[@jkdman2007]

He is the shame of all streamers on earth.

[@TangledZarn]

It’s sad he spent 15 mins taking a piss on tech, and the dev who made it. when after like 30k deep in capture cards, and 3 pcs he can’t be bothered to move the leaderboard from the group, and center. Classic dsp.

[@elguapo4268]

GUYS why aren't you fixing my business for me?!

[@torchlight1785]

Phil charges his workers to fix his business. Sound good!?!?!

[@shadowamundsen8207]

Then he doesn't own a business if we the viewer make him do his own job

[@Ghost_Viper_244]

Someone gives legit advice Phil: "You don't know what you're talking about, what you said is incredibly stoopid ack ack ack ack"

[@shadowamundsen8207]

@Ghost_Viper_244 because his ego for money is blinding him

[@HowYaGuysDoin]

We should tell Phil he can send support for the tech help

[@Phantom.Gaming64]

It's crazy how he wants people to help him, but when they give suggestions and it doesn't work, he insults the person in question.

[@Disc023-ps6le]

And when it works "I fixed it"

[@SilentWeaponsIIl]

Phil's leaderboard as crooked as his hairline

[@Disc023-ps6le]

And his mouth.

[@snoozeflu]

"No worries, I will just mess with it tonight after the stream" -- is the correct answer in this situation.

[@elguapo4268]

Or I'll wake up an hour before streams to do this kind of stuff. He's as unprofessional as it gets.

[@Angrymonkey2489]

"I apologize for the technical difficulties. Let's not waste anymore time and get into gaming."

[@Im_Mr_Cole]

Too logical. Can’t be a victim if you take responsibility.

[@Skunkgasm]

Then how will they google how to do it for him?

[@mimsy7068]

Sure smart guy. Then how's he gonna ask them to Google how to do it for him?

[@svrking14]

Of course Dave paid for Nexus premium, dude has never modded in his life but figured paying $10 for another subscription service would be worthwhile. Dude is the ideal consumer.

[@dorkasaurus_rex]

He's downloading like 5 mods for Dark Souls 😂

[@IamTony666]

The funniest shit ever was the leasing of a BMW and putting 6k miles in 3 years and not once getting an oil change because the dealership wouldn't call him to tell him it was due for service.

[@solidvault3698]

lol been using nexus for well over 13 years, never once i paid for premium XD

[@thekyleprojekt7996]

Phil is dumb. We all know how obs works. His leaderboard got put under his video, he just needed to right click, order, put to top. 5 second fix and he turned it into a 20 minute clown show

[@TAZS]

i love it when dsp can’t figure something out and when the chat tries to help him he gets annoyed and angry at them for giving him the exact right answer 😂 maybe figure it out yourself you absolute spanner

[@InfiniteBeak]

"what an incredibly stupid suggestion"

[@crackedfrost]

WHY CAN'T I FIND TEXT COME AWHNNN!!! Oh there. He's like a fucking senior citizen.

[@SikhKyle]

My mum is better at computers and shes in her 60s

[@MidnightStargaze]

@@SikhKyleso your 60 year old mom runs OBS? Just curious..

[@HoodedStranger_64]

Keep in mind that this is a “professional businessman” (according to him) with nearly 20 years of “experience” who is constantly struggling with every piece of technology he touches. Teaching a fish to ice skate would be easier than teaching Bitchroach how to do anything.

[@internetexplorer3596]

He's a professional business owner yet can't even be bothered to learn the software he uses and depends on everyday.

[@taFBackwards]

I love the fact that the existing mic filters he has on his voice are clashing with the new mic and it's absolute awful configuration. Half the ACK ACK ACKs in that cringe ass laugh were filtered out because the they both were below and above the threshold. He sounds so much worse now AND we get new desk bump audio. Also, paying for Nexusmods Premium to download Dark Souls mods *chef's kiss*

[@InfiniteBeak]

Literally, it was a few GB file, he could have just turned his PC on 30 mins before stream and the download would have been done by the time he went live

[@Lizardwithdahat]

It's like a sandwich shop. Your the customer and instead of getting your food tge owner of the store is kicking a microwave while asking you why it won't work.

[@Ghost_Viper_244]

This is stoopid dood!.....btw we havent had any support for like 5 mintues les get some going RIGHT NOW!

[@hillehai]

The solution was so incredibly simple from the start, but the problem is he can't deal with having to process *two whole steps* at once. "Fit to Screen" -> *Move to the top of window*. Such an unbelieveably simple thing to the rest of us but not for DSP.

[@zenkaisean8710]

This grown man can't solve a single problem on his own and that fake laugh at the end was so cringe

[@christopherkirby2661]

“Attendance was low” 😂😂😂😂 It’s like a class he expects people to be at and pay to be there lmao that guy is insane

[@boltsy1395]

This is literally a true definition of someone having “no life” he can’t play video games, he can’t take care of his house, he can’t take care of himself, he has no job,, and now he can’t take care of his own setup he’s had for 16 years. Clearly a true definition of what a “no life” really means.

[@mikerzisu9508]

Can't wait for the IRS to take everything he has

[@TheOGKU]

CLEARLY, it's either the ping being above 30ms, or the developers

[@xNoktemAeternus2]

old man gets frustrated at technology and yells at children

[@cyphaborg6598]

36:23 DSP analogy time LMFAO. "It's like hitting a nail and it turning into flowers"It's literally a clowns trick he's using as an analogy dafuq XD oh man I'm dying here. (I thought I heard hand my bad lol)

[@lizzaroo]

40 min to find the "fit to screen option" this is next level boomer behaviour.

[@MikeTheD]

He is such a mess lately but what else is new. It’s been entertaining clips.

[@dorkasaurus_rex]

Getting worse every day which is quite an accomplishment considering it's DSP.

[@sammurphy3343]

The entire time he didn't look up a possible solution online. Not once! He sat there like a goon lol

[@TheZodiacRipper]

He didnt bother listening to viewers either and he refused to show his obs settings on screen. So what was the point of all this? If he suffers others must suffer with him until he magically fixes the problem?

[@Melancholic-stoic]

13 years, never does anything wrong , obs committed suicide, nor does he look on google for help cause technology is stupid. Phil burnnel

[@siner2442]

He’s trying to figure out if it’s street smart or book smart… 😂

[@cyphaborg6598]

I have seen stupid and stubborn but Phil needs a new category.

[@leradmuiel7634]

His receding hairline is showing so much more now lol

[@InfiniteBeak]

New camera angle goes hard

[@unrealmagic6519]

that's the least of his problems

[@bouya283]

Definition of a lolcow 😂😂😂

[@abudabioilbaron]

@44:33 "you gotta let me think about what it is?" translation: I need time to think up a 'believable' lie 45:04 nothing springs to mind because there are none

[@instanthorror]

Hates technology, whole job is based around technology. This dude absolutely hates doing this shit for a living. But it's the easiest most minimal effort career so he slogs through it.

[@siner2442]

Shamelessly begging for money to telling them if they request a game? He play it if they hit the $150 Goal? Disgusting! 🤮

[@chucheeness7817]

It's a matter of time before he does an 'eat it' rant about people laughing at his moobs.

[@CoffeexBoi]

Normally I would feel bad for boomers with technology but Phil had this coming. He obviously doesn’t prepare for anything and it shows. He can’t even be bothered to Goggle anything 😑

[@InfiniteBeak]

Not to mention he's been using OBS for literal years and years, he should know how it works by now

[@hagerthehorrible1892]

Lol what a clown

[@Phantom.Gaming64]

Always a lolcow.

[@maxw5900]

I've never known of anyone who has paid for a premium nexus account.

[@Tobywonkinobie]

Story of Phil's life. He doesn't know what's going on but he did nothing wrong, he just doesn't understand.

[@jjjordan3881]

Does anyone really believe this regard can successfully mod a PC game? Senior citizen Phail.

[@southparkfirefly]

I'm amazed that he even knows how to turn his computer on.

[@SilentandWicked]

You would think that someone who calls themself a pro pc gamer would understand how to mod 😂

[@southparkfirefly]

One day...one day he will learn how to use google.

[@HoneyHeartstrings]

Stop donating just so you think he will read your message. He won't. Unless you are Argentinian, you are a dent if you donate, regardless of the amount.

[@zenkaisean8710]

Im gonna say the same for larpers, make his chat a ghost town like he deserves

[@USS_Sentinel]

2025 is off to a great start for Phil! 😂

[@NormalJinx]

This was amazing to watch.

[@siner2442]

Give him a break, he just started streaming a week ago… 😂

[@ReviewWingsDSP]

Oh, the cameras on? Also, this is the bare minimum of grifting and begging on full display. 100% incompetence.

[@Theyfightnbite]

The Moobs were on display!!!

[@3dpded]

Imagine expecting your customers try to fix your own business problems during its hours of operations, what a joke

[@TenPearlRedd]

Picture this, running a stream is like running a sandwich shop... Except instead of hiring an IT guy to set up your equipment, you berate your customers that work in IT to help you set it up. And you don't even give them a free sandwich in return. Sounds good? Very nice

[@unrealmagic6519]

Then begging your customers for donations to keep the 'business' running

[@C.S-sj9uf]

Oh my god, who the hell cares whether or not the leaderboard is centered or not? Lol. Of all things to lose his spit about. Good lord. He is so touchy lately. For someone who claims to have such a happy positive life, his body language and demeanor screams the polar opposite.

[@BrockShake]

Maybe his leaderboard broke because he made it using whatever program preceded Notepad on a computer from 1702 running Ye Olde Looking Pane of Glass ‘02.

[@InfiniteBeak]

Lmao literally, it's just a line of text, it'd be easier and faster if he just re-typed it and moved on

[@mrbluesteen]

Chill Fun Streams

[@Derek258Crusco]

Phil is the forest gump of the internet ♿️♿️

[@InfiniteBeak]

Forrest Gout

[@TenPearlRedd]

Forrest Gump was actually a nice guy tho, Phil is like Forrest Gumps dark inverse

[@Manc648]

Anyone who contributed to this guy is going to hell 😂🔥🔥🔥

[@th3oblivi0n12]

Needs his chat to help him with every little thing, scanning the chat in the vain hope they dig him out of his hole

[@ItzVioletPanda]

Imagine paying money to sit and watch this regularly lmao

[@GiggityCore]

We don't need to know there's a burp coming. We saw that. Burp and excuse me, or... ORRRR, stifle it, simple. He can't do anything without fucking something up. Literaully everything he touches, makes it fat or strips the screw.

[@runshouse]

It kept dropping his inputs.

[@doctormalleycat]

Im so glad Phil got a PC now we get to have daily tech streams where he treats everyone like garbage because hes to stupid to figure this crap out off stream thats the only reason he does it on stream because instead of googling his problems and troubleshooting he would just lay down and die and never fix it

[@leigh42]

Technology is like "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man" 😂

[@mikerzisu9508]

This is like watching a 90 year old man try to use a smart phone

[@sudoggs]

10:45

[@TheOGKU]

LMFAO. Was that a chicken? a rooster? WTF was that? 😆😆😆😆

[@TheOGKU]

I'm literally clicking that timestamp over and over and LMFAO

[@rickruss23]

timestamp might have made it even better.

[@Bilbologna]

10:57

[@TheOGKU]

@@Bilbologna his clown laugh is always entertaining 😆

[@Orys-k1g]

Centering text, that's a way too complex project, he shouldn't try doing it

[@HalfBackCrack]

It's like watching my 84 year old grandpa trying to figure out how to use his cell phone.

[@BowTieBowhunter]

What a baffoon.

[@tizza963]

Couldn’t happen to worse person 😂

[@platinumight158]

The irony of Phil telling people they don't know anything and are extremely stoopid dude.

[@oddoakd]

That laugh at 34:50 had me pulling over while driving

[@erich8082]

Where is the new intro? I like it lol

[@runshouse]

Oldest 43 year old ever.

[@cyphaborg6598]

I'm surprised he supported Nexus with a premium subscription. He's taking baby steps to a better way.

[@L4WMAN]

So DSP is having trouble with OBS, i say, don't get ahead of yourself Phil, I saw the boom mic video 😂

[@SarahsKnight0]

The hell was with that laugh around 43:00?

[@GalaxiePerfect]

LMAO wtf

[@DaimonAnimations]

Obs is a detractor now.

[@konnen7354]

The funniest part was him not understanding the dark souls mods, lol.

[@BlueAmerican26]

Autism is tough.

[@cyanidesodapop1081]

Peak content

[@RogueSquadron80]

Did he pay for nexus premium lol

[@TenPearlRedd]

Yah, he didn't bother even downloading the mods before the stream, and the download was going to take like 2 hours. So he signed up for the premium to get faster DL and then got mad at his chat for telling him he didnt need premium

[@adamlandmeier4835]

this mook is always going on about how is running a business. what kind of business asks their customers to trouble shoot the basics. colossal yikes.

[@InfiniteBeak]

"Welcome to McDonald's, unfortunately there's a problem with the cash register so I won't be serving you until you help me fix this, otherwise get the fuck out"

[@penguinsmovies]

Yes buying three brand new computers was the simple option we need to find a new word for regarded because this guy is so beyond it at this point.

[@number1enemyoftheuseless985]

Gonna be a rough 2025 for lil Phil......

[@superbones5000]

Dude has actually learned nothing about how technology or streaming software works after 16 years

[@rodjoh]

he is way too insufferable about his own daily work tools.

[@Based_Xeno]

Yeah trouble shooting during the stream, big power move

[@Dante-cv3ts]

Obs is dropping his inputs

[@fruitjuiceronline8714]

I cant believe he doesn't just google this shit. He can he ask his audits for money when he can't do anything on his own. Also there isn't a problem with asking for help but dude this guy expects his audits to be tech support.

[@jaredstearns3316]

Caveman lol Me Phil hate Technology

[@Derek258Crusco]

Phil never knows how to do anything

[@iratepirate3896]

Chill and pahsitive stream

[@RJ07864]

You he talks to kat like this if he makes a mistake while around her

[@drip_souls_3224]

Clown moment 42:50

[@Goldie_25]

All this tech and don’t know how to use it

[@andrewthorsten3809]

i know what would fix this. more RGBs you dolt!

[@jokinplaysgames]

been using obs for 16 years atleast and has no fuggin clue about any of this shit, and neither do admittedly but i bet within about 15 mins i could google it and know and have the information to fix and or make this work properly.

[@Kankuro1138]

Baby's first mod installation