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[@snowcake5479]

Jazza: tiz a minor wound Also jazza: let's make a video about it

[@Maninawig]

Tis but a scratch

[@artchic528]

@@ManinawigNice Marcucio reference.

[@VincentKraven]

It should be officially made the new intro for the vlog channel. TTT has "Iiiiiiiiiiiit's Table Top Time" . And the Vlog channel has "I've been not very consistent with the Vlog, so I've decided, I'm bringing the vlogs back!"

[@craftycraftings1037]

I remember when I was a kid I was running and my dog ran infront of me and I fell over, my upper arm was bleeding profusely. I ran home to my dad and he literally spat on some tissue wiped it and stuck a bandage on. Now Im 44 and have a scar 6 cm long and 1 cm wide.

[@ShockingPikachu]

Without the spit you would have lost the arm! 😂

[@Hexaphobia]

Why was this somewhat comforting to know I'm not the only one who slipped with a knife while crafting...looked at the cut, looked at the superglue...I mean I haven't been punished enough for the solution but I know one day my creative reckless will backfire. But until then, everything can be a DIY! (But on a serious note, hope everything turns out alright

[@Zeldur]

I totally haven't done that before as well :sip emote here:. I have heard super glue was originally made for this but not sure. Still works great for small cuts though

[@user-10021]

Im always baffled that ppl actually use superglue on wounds. It literally says danger and do not use on skin on the package... You wouldn't drink bleach either, would you? 😬

[@Hexaphobia]

@@user-10021 i mean i say superglue but its more your average elmers glue aka paper glue, I have really strong stuff which is more what I would consider "super" glue which actually hurts to get on your skin ;w; I'm not saying I think it's a good idea, I'm just pointing out Jazza isn't the only one with square brain solutions lol

[@vee_tinymoose]

Hospitals use superglue. I mean, not the cheap craft kind probably, but it is still superglue. When I was still working in child protective I had a grandparent bring a kiddo in for a visit with his mum, he had a huge shaved area on his head and a Band-Aid. Grandparent was an ER nurse and had cleaned the wound he’d gotten (from jumping off the top bunk) and then stuck it together with superglue. I let the case manager know, case manager checked with a doctor, doctor said the nurse knew what she was doing 🤷‍♀️

[@mewsli]

When I was visiting my friend, we were going for lunch. I stepped out of the way of a wheelchair coming towards me, and my foot got caught on the footplate. I ended up with a fractured hip, and the legend " run over by a wheelchair" on my medical notes. That was 15 years ago. I'm just glad your okay ❤️

[@slateportraichu5416]

I'm glad you're ok. That momentary panic after injuring yourself is almost worse than the injury x)

[@kristianrehorovsky7717]

This ladies and gentleman is why you never cut towards yourself

[@ShockingPikachu]

A very real reminder to never cut towards yourself

[@cass_p]

I was at a ska show once - for context it was wintertime, so the floor was slick. I was up by the front dancing and I took a tumble, right into someone's bar stool. I popped up, apologized to the (for some reason) aghast person for bumping into them, and went right back into dancing. At the end of the song I decided to go wash my face off - I had been dancing so much that sweat was pouring down my face. Except it wasn't sweat. When I looked in the bathroom mirror I realized I had split the bridge of my nose down to the bone, and blood had been gushing down my face this whole time. At least now I know why the person in the bar stool looked at me that way...

[@madlycan]

I feel you. there's quite a few things I do to myself while staying totally fine which I tell everybody else not to do because it tends to hospitalise most people. may you heal well and may the work accidents stay harmless.

[@micah06v8]

You're fix is not as crazy as it sounds. What they label as Dermabond in hospitals, to glue cuts together, is actually just CA glue. So it is perfectly safe to use in it the way you did. Just bear in mind that you may not get it as straight as a doctor so you may have more scarring. 😊

[@AshDuke20]

Sounds like something dad would do 😂 Dad is a nurse and army medic (now retired from the army) ❤

[@ILSeano]

There is an element of 'dad' to the whole 'its fine, just glue it up or whatever'.... 😂

[@ipurplepi]

I knew he was going to say superglue, right from the start. It still made me laugh tho.

[@UmbraLyrel]

Glad you made it through fine! Also, I'm so sorry, I had to stop watching this one midway through because I started feeling sick ^^, I rediscovered the fact I can't hear someone talk about that kind of injuries in depth without feeling woozy and nauseous. It sucks. My brain is fine but still fires up the nope signals off to my body.

[@FallenAngelHiroko]

I'm just happy you're okay.

[@shanedevlin4637]

super glue was originally made for field medics to clue soldiers wounds closed on the battle field.

[@Staratopia]

Liquid bandaid smells like super glue and functions the same. I honestly keep super glue in my first aid kit.

[@jadethegingergoblin718]

Worked at Arby's and cut the corner of my finger off on a meat slicer. Didn't go to the ER. Used NuSkin (basically antiseptic superglue) to plug it up and slapped a bandage on it. Went back to work the next day, doing everything I normally did. This was close to 10 years ago.

[@samantha7309]

I can just imagine the look on Mrs Jazza's face when you told her!

[@ILSeano]

lol yup.... the reasonable womans face of.... 'you serious right now -_- .......

[@Falconxr8]

Super glue is ultimate trick. Mechanics do it all the time 🤣

[@thebestestoneever]

Isn't the glue they would use at the doctor/hospital pretty much the same as super glue? Glad it wasn't worse! I totally get the, 'this is fine for me, but if it was anyone else, I would.....' thinking, lol :)

[@timeblink]

Yeah to be fair doctors would have super glued it as well

[@lizziy11]

I don't know if you can get them in Australia, but our pharmacies sell paper stitches that are super easy to get on, and much better than superglue. The medic in me shuddered at that part! Get well soon Jazza!

[@amberherrod6110]

They sell them in England too. I make sure I always have a pack haha, I cut and burn myself a fair bit in my work (Woodwind Instrument Repair). They’re bad but small so I always just sort them out myself but I fully expect my fingers to be quite scarred in 30 years haha

[@Phill_84]

That's what super glue was invented for

[@texasaquarius01]

I cleanly sliced right into my thumb with a kitchen knife trying to open a childproof bag (it was THC/CBD tea lmao). It was the first time my partner and I were going on a trip out of town for the day, and I didn’t wanna freak him out/make a bad impression so I whispered to him “I cut myself… and it’s pretty bad”. So he casually went to get a bandaid, and comes back to me only to find my clutching my thumb with a paper towel drenched in blood 😂 the cut was so clean that it basically sealed itself after applying pressure and some good wrapping, and the scar is a funny memory. From this point on he’s always said that I’m too calm in serious situations

[@mandy5313]

I love the massive plaster, bandage and compression bandage for a small cut😂

[@TheOReport1994]

Well it's also to keep the cut together to promote less scar tissue and quicker healing, especially since he's still moving his arm while doing things. The compression bandage also help going around the thumb to keep everything from sliding up or down. Quite smart if you ask me. 😅

[@kimfowler5489]

Litrily my reaction to hearing super glue:😔🙄😳

[@nameredactedmessageretract7225]

I have also super glued some wounds.

[@zebsanny47]

My art related injury. In high school I had painted a large saw blade, 4 foot diameter. A couple of years ago I got it from my mom. Not knowing how to hang it (it is quite heavy), I had just set it next to my bed. Then one night I caught my foot on it. Between my last to toes. Needed a few stitches. Made a good story in the ER.

[@nikkivanzanen]

Jazza every vlog ever: I've not really been consistent, I'm going to bring vlogs back. No worries Jazza, it hasn't been consistent and we still watch

[@PugwashAnime]

Not me, my dad. He's a gas engineer, he cut his hand open; he put a paper towel on it, wrapped tape around it and went on another job before heading home. He made it 'talk' when my niece went to visit, then my stepmum cleaned/patched it properly when she got back from work.

[@setsuru]

I used to work at a carpet store. I was cutting some carpet with a carpet knife and slipped. Cut myself pretty good. I didn't have super glue at the time, or a bandage, so I wrapped it in paper towels, then taped it on with masking tape and kept working. It was fine. 😂

[@colie563]

Honestly, the ER might have just glued it together as well.

[@timidwolf]

Lost count of the number of cuts I've fixed with super glue, it was it's original purpose after all!

[@cutestephie1313]

Super glue??! I don't know if I should be shocked or amused or inspired. 😨🤣 To be honest I never really had a bad cut or injuries like that, but I always "stitch" my father together. 😅 He once had a cut on his forehead. Everybody told him to go into the hospital. I just cleaned it and said: done. He is still alive...so I think I did the right thing! 😂

[@june4976]

In fact, that's what superglue was invented for... ;)

[@cutestephie1313]

​@@june4976Really?! Wow! I did not know that (obviously 😅). Thank you for that information.

[@suzt7076]

Well, that is what superglue was invented for, for military use I believe.

[@cari-serenity]

Awesome first blog back! Super glue is actually what a lot of ER's use if the injury isn't really deep. Have to admit, I've used it on my clumsy dad many times! ;)

[@CupcakeCarly388]

LOVING THE VLOGS! I hope your arm heals quickly

[@kodabear1996]

Jazza...Jazza...Jazza...I'm glad you're ok! It's weird that I was recently watching an older Snake Discovery video, and Emily mentioned getting accidentally bitten on the lip by a large bird (not the bird's fault-it had balance issues). She went to the doctor, and the cleaned it & super glued it. So when the same thing happened again, she super glued it herself. My story...I have so many! When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade (I was in Catholic school at the time) I dropped my pencil, and tried to catch it. Unfortunately, it flipped the wrong way, and it stuck in my palm just below my fingers. It broke off, but I was too scared to tell the nun what happened. I can still see the dark spot, so I'm guessing I didn't get it all out.

[@lorenehughes]

I love Snake Discovery too!!! Emily and Ed are awesome 😎

[@kodabear1996]

@@lorenehughes Yes they are! It's an exciting time of year to watch Snake Discovery! I can't wait for the baby videos! 🐍🦎😍

[@lorenehughes]

@@kodabear1996 absolutely! I just love how wholesome their audience/ community is! To see them go through all those stages of working from home to now having the zoo, and now their own merch warehouse... Gosh what an inspiration!

[@jeremiahdelk8306]

(Super glue on wound story) When I was younger my older brother and I was using a vase to shoot bottle rockets because our mom wouldn't let us hold the bottle rocket fireworks. Well my brother put the firework the other way and it shattered the vase, needless to say we cleaned it up, but a few hours later I had went to sit in the grass forgetting where the vase blew up. I put my hand down first like a fist and tiny peices of glass went into my hand. Needless to say, my father the outdoors always getting hurt man he is. He cleaned the cut all nice and neat but it didn't stop bleeding. So he pulled out the good old superglue. Still have a scare to this day, but man did it work! Hahaha

[@aprilanthony1260]

Omg, I'm sorry to hear that and see that your hurt. But your such a trooper... I heart Jazza I'm glad your okay.. Knuckle head🤦‍♀️☺️🤪

[@sabrinaricard1072]

My Dad did the same thing when I was a kid an my mom was furious that he didn't go get it checked at the hospital. He still has the scar... PS he was helping me with my school project at the time XD I nearly took off the tip of my finger with a box knife when I was working in a retail loading dock. Luckly my thumb nail was just long enough to divert it. Took nearly a month to get the nail even again. All this to say...TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES! Work safety is no joke :) I am glad Jazz is on the mend and I am very happy to hear that he took the opportunity to show off his "dad workshop remedies" but also confirmed he is responsible and professional when considering the injury. (even if the solution was a little crazy )❤❤❤

[@katrinahough290]

My daughter-in-law was an ER nurse. She would have used super glue on it too.

[@TheOReport1994]

Super glue is find to use as long as: - You wash the wound really well first - Don't put superglue in the wound, only apply it topically - Put it in incremental, small beads, to close the skin, instead of covering the entire wound with it. (Allow for drainage and proper surface area for scabs to form) - If it looks worse in a few days, go see a doctor.

[@ILSeano]

Such a rural Aussie response.... 'just glue it up, its what they do in hospitals' !...... though life lesson, always cut away, not toward! lol glad all is ok though!

[@kimberlie127]

I learned to ALWAYS take the lid off the tuna can before scooping out the tuna. 6 stitches later lol

[@CreativePhenomenonArt]

Vinyl records will change your life, can’t wait for that. Hopefully you eat some food during your lunch Jazza❤. Glad everything turned out OK with the cut it doesn’t look green so you should be good buddy, take care of yourself💕.

[@mommalirpa8406]

The liquid stitches (at least in USA) are basically super glue lol, plus growing up in the 90s here I never went to the hospital for injuries 😂 I slipped once on an ice cube, split my knee open and you could see cartilage and all we did was clean it and put a bandage on it

[@sparkstr01]

This happened to me twice at the same store, doing the same thing. I worked at a small grocery store and was breaking down boxes with a box cutter. When I pulled the cutter back a little too far and cut my inner arm close to the elbow. First thought I had was clean it. Then put some paper towels on it and secure it with packing tape. Problem solved and went back to work. Not too long after that I cut myself again close to the first cut. Treated it the same way. After that I got smart and started cutting boxes with the blade going away from myself. Still have both scars today almost 20 years later.

[@Aquana19]

Super glue honestly isn't the worst thing you can do to a clean cut like that. Medical glue is actually made from the same stuff, just a lot more expensive to buy xD when sealing big surgical cuts on animals our vets actually used super glue many times as well. I've never had a major injury before, mainly just small cuts from saws, animal scratches or cuts when preparing fodder (like chopping the top of my thumb off twice oops) and I pretty much dealt with them the same way. Put desinfecting spray on it, enough bandaids to kind of stop the bleeding, duck tape on top and don't touch for two days - always been fine xD having done multiple first aid courses did help me when dealing with injuries of my co-workers though, I highly recommend such training :) (Also I just realized that the context of me being a zookeeper might help with the understanding of my paragraph xD)

[@SergeyChernyshev]

Leathercraft (what I do as a hobby/small business) requires quite a few sharp tools and some of them (e.g. knifes, needles, owls), did end up forcefully in various parts of my body, mostly hands, arms and thighs. Although needles are actually blunt which makes it even worse. Over time you learn that force is not what one should use and time you're trying to save is less precious than parts that hurt for a while.

[@davidholland5949]

when i was in primary school we had bike learning sessions and in one of them. on the bike i went full force into a metal railing dislocating my thumb in the prosses so i just put it back in place and started riding again.

[@ZombieChomper]

Ah! That momentary panic after injuring yourself is almost worse than the injury 😅 glad you’re okay!! I have many dumb crafting injuries (hot glue, wood burning tool, craft knife, chemical burn) but none really stand out . I had a sculpting professor though that was belt sanding metal and it came up and cut his neck 😰 (he’s fine) but also a great lesson! LOL

[@Ace-Lee]

Cut my finger to the bone with a rotary cutter when cutting fabric. Should have got stitches, didn’t, took a while to heal and it’s fine. Just wrapped it up with steri strips and antibiotic ointment, kept it dry and left it alone. It worked.

[@Apwbdtosct]

Tis but a scratch -Monty Jazza

[@FusRoDarshinae]

Omigoodness im glad youre ok!

[@ElsaLouiseSinger]

When I was four, I was drawing on this desk in the laundry room, sitting in a chair that I liked to lean back in. As I leaned back in the chair, I must've leaned a little too hard because I, all of a sudden, fell backwards and couldn't stop myself from it happening. My head hit the metal seam in between the capret and the tile. When my mom heard my crying, she rushed there, did a full check around my head, but strangely couldn't find any blood or cut, which was odd to her. That night, she was giving me a bath and was washing my hair when she found dry blood throughout it. As my siblings went to bed, I got to stay up until my dad came home and he took me to the ER to get 4 staples in my head. The funny part is when I was getting the staples, the doctors said they'd need to hold me down so I don't squirm/try to run away, but according to my dad, cause I have no memory of this, I just sat there calm and as they put the staples in my head, my reaction was just like annoyed instead of in pain or anything 😂😂😂

[@sophiejenner8517]

husband always does this he's so clumsy hes a railway modeler so uses lots of the same equipment as you guys but one time he was super gluing his cut together and he didn't wait for it to dry long enough and stuck a plaster on it well it stuck 😂😂 another time the super glue cap popped off and he had glue alll over his arm I couldn't stop laughing to help clean him up 😂😂😂

[@emman5758]

When I was a teenager, I used to make a lot of jewelry, and I accidentally dropped a pair of needle nose pliers on my foot, and they landed point down, specifically on one point. It only looked like a tiny, half moon cut, but it went fairly deep, started bleeding, and swelling up. I kinda limped out of my room to the kitchen, passed my family who were watching a movie, didn’t say anything for some reason, got some paper towels and limped back to the bathroom and rinsed and dabbed it off in the bathtub, by now it was quite swollen, and put a bandaid on and went about my day.

[@shawnholbrook7278]

also, superglue is what the docs used for my Son's cut last month. It was a tin can injury.

[@kristianrehorovsky7717]

One time I did some part time work for a furniture manufacturer. I was sanding the edges of these thin on inch wide squares on a belt sander. After about 10 hours and a few thousand pieces i was about to go home and on one of the last pieces I put the edge to the belt sander and it shot it out of my hand and spun my wrist. My middle finger knuckle came to brief contact with the belt sander and took a bit of flesh with it. My knuckle was fine thankfully, so i just washed it out, waited for the bleeding to stop and finished my shift. Lol i still have a bump where the divit used to be.

[@UncleTimTheHermit]

Just last week one of those same blades broke on me and it cut straight through my thumbnail. Whole thumb went numb. Put on a bandaid so I wasn't bleeding everywhere and got back to work. I'm with you, I'd pretty much have to be dying before I'd willing go to the hospital.

[@DigitalHabit]

As a heavy-duty mechanic in the oil field I've had to deal with a few injuries where I would just walk it off. Two of the worst, though, once I was cleaning a stainless steel plate and my hand slipped off the cloth I was using and I gashed open my thumb, it was definitely bad enough I should have gotten stitches, it took a LONG time to stop bleeding and I was sweating quite bad and was nauseous, but I just held it tight with some paper towel and powered through. The second one was, I was installing a 100 lbs fluid transfer pump on a big rig by my self, I managed to get the pump into the housing box somewhat just fine, when I started moving the pump to line it up and adjust its position my hand got caught underneath the pump being pinched on the edge of the box, it was another cut like the first but also felt like my knuckle caught have been damaged, being young and dumb I walked that one off to, nearly 10 years later I still have that scar to remind me of how dumb I was (who am I kidding? I still am that dumb)

[@nicholaskarako5701]

Even if it was a deep cut using superglue or even duct tap to stop the bleeding so you or the person that is injured does not lose a lot of blood before you can get to the hospital. Especially if the hospital is really far away and it is a fatal wound.

[@korro2983]

Nice I mean ouch!

[@Jane_H]

A few years ago I was using our electric hedge trimmer and went to remove some cut leaves off of it…usually when I do this, I automatically let go of the trigger and it shuts off before my other hand gets there to swipe the leaves away. But this time it didn’t turn off fast enough and it sliced pretty good into my right forefinger. I’m so lucky I was wearing leather gardening gloves. The blade cut through it and I needed 4 stitches. I shudder to think how much worse it would have been without the gloves! 😮

[@jonasdate7091]

An Aussie being an Aussie

[@nanatadewit461]

I am hypermobile, I sublux and dislocate a lot and I nearly always pop it back into place in a few seconds. I'd never let someone else walk around with a dislocated joint or not have it checked out by a professional but when it's me I just shake until it's back into place. Part of my hypermoblility is that my muscles are a bit looser than they're supposed to be so things pop out of place quicker but they also pop back with little to no pain and effort. Always makes people look at you weird if you do it in front of them.

[@camillaswart3959]

Pricked my index finger a lot when sewing buttons by hand 😂

[@jeremyyates1026]

ive actually got two stories. mostly because im stubborn and pretty dumb about my health lol. one i was grilling and my hamburger patties were froze together sooooo, my genius idea was grab a steak knife and cut them apart while holding them. obviously when it went through it kept going and cut pretty deep into my hand i just threw salt on it washed it out and then bandaged it up. second story i used to unload trucks for a factory the line malfunctioned so we were stacking boxes weighing over 50 lbs over our heads which is a big no no. i heard a loud crack in my shoulder and couldn't move it without being in extreme pain. i either pulled something or a bone shifted out of place, didn't go to the doctor then which i should've. i tried to go 2 years ago but the nurse laughed at me saying i was too young to have any real damage and noone even looked at it or referred me. Now im trying to find a doctor that will actually look at it so i know what happened. lesson is dont be dumb lift with your knees and if something cracks and hurts, you might wanna go to the hospital.

[@Leona8Cooper]

Super glue is an artist's best friend for multiple reasons! While at university I was running to a painting class and fell going UP the stairs. I didn't realize for a good minute that I had sliced my dominant hand open on something. I cupped my injured hand with the other but still left a little trail all the way to the fourth floor studio (it's probably still there) where my friend took my backpack so I could run to the bathroom and put my skin back in place. There were only tiny bandaids available so I, too, used super glue! And then I proceeded to painfully paint for the next three hours.👍

[@2blondiechick]

I've done that too! I was cutting a box with a utility knife towards me and the knife slipped off the box and it stabbed right into the side of my knee cap. You could see my flesh popping out of the cut. I was at work, which was a new job I just started, so I said "it's fine" and slapped about a dozen bandaids on there. 😅

[@oranalana7992]

I honestly have a couple that spring to mind. But let's go with the steam burn I got on my fingers while cooking. I lift back a make shift lid to check on the food and I get 1degree, 2 degree, and 3 degree burns on my three fingers (pointer to middle). I just run it under cool water, put neosporian on it, wrap it with toilet paper, and tape it with blue tape (cause that's all I had). Through out the day it would "burn" so I ran it under water then redid my toilet paper/tape bandage, and at night I slept with my hand in a cup of water. Looking back I am surprised I didn't spill the cup or pee myself 😅. All the time my roommate is screaming at me to go to the urgent care on campus. My Jewelry Making Teacher was like "OMG did that happen here!?", and then quickly calmed down when I said it was a cooking accident. But yep, after a few weeks doing that, no infections, no scar, all good. 😂 My roommate was happily annoyed.

[@_Dark_Sans]

Oh my god!! 😂 At least i hope you get well soon ...

[@katyaallnutt693]

My injury was from when I used to play rugby and my kneecap got dislocated and one of my teammates popped it back in place on the field. It got taped up.

[@sarahthurlby3556]

tis but a scratch Monty python sketch comes to mind here 😂

[@yoshinagato]

Why did I already know how you would handle the wound? 🤣

[@LukeStowe1979]

Well done dave for the quick thinking... employee of the month?

[@amandaterrio4823]

Superglue and duck tape. My med kit

[@FluffyJackie]

Yeah I totally feel that kinda stupidity😅. I once climbed on a tree trop, slipped fell and would've landed straight on my head if my feet hadn't caught on some thick lower branges that stopped my fall, with head dangling just centimeters above the ground. (Still really hurt tho) And on another occasion I was visiting a landmark of the town I lived in, that was on top of a big woodland hill. And on the way down I thought it'd be faster and more fun to stray from the path and just go straight down. In this situation every person with just a little common sense would've climbed down slow and carefully, but not this girl!... I thought it'd be fun to basically run down the steep, unstable hillside. I did fearly well for a while, but then got caught on some tiny root, slipped and just rolled down the hillside, ripping my shoulders open after hitting a tree on the way down.

[@cindyroberts6566]

When I think I’m not old someone says something to remind me I am. Yes records

[@carenza163]

They literally use superglue in hospitals to close up wounds not easy or suitable to stitch and I have some of the tiny single use superglues in my camping first aid kit that's designed for backwoods survival, so see nothing wrong with this. As long as it's cleaned properly and monitored, then it's as effective as anything else.

[@victoriasewell7630]

That's what superglue was invented for! Also craft knives are dangerous, one of my friends took off his fingertip with one in school!

[@nickg9506]

I had a cut on the outside of my thumb knuckle that would not heal and I had left it too long to get stitches (3 days or so). I did the old super glue trick and it worked a treat for me too

[@SmushyPenguin]

Q: are the bags still being worked on? I'm looking forward to getting them!

[@shawnholbrook7278]

As a Mom and a person that has had many injuries without medical care... 1. Thank God you are all right , and 2. Be careful!!

[@pootl]

jazza hope you heal quickly

[@bringthesharks1730]

hope you get better!

[@ehizellbob6091]

Never really had a bad injury (which is surprising) but I did once cut my hand on a sponge. No, I don't know how.

[@cre8iveflare]

Super glue??? Jazza!

[@setsuru]

I mean...that is what super glue was originally created for. 🤷‍♀️ That's what I use. 😆

[@TeddyCrafter84]

Mine's not that exciting (as in what happened to me), but hubby fell down a man hole whilst at work, came home covered in blood & a gash down his thigh. Cleaned it up, he said it was fine & we left it. He now has quite a large scar that we laugh about every so often. In hindsight, I'm surprised the company he was working for didn't insist on his going to hospital (I know he would have brushed it off himself, but any decent company would have made sure he was ok)

[@coraheywood9128]

Doofus!! Nice job on the "tissue glue", not sure the giant compression bandage is needed though.... 😂

[@canadiannavywife434]

You are in shock... but the dr would have used crazy glue too... Hugs from Esquimalt

[@Jennifer-lm7lz]

I use steri-strips far too often for slips with the knife… too many to keep track of. But the last one, I knocked a cup, that knocked something… eventually it hit a knife, that fell to the floor and cut my toes… I was so lucky… I didn’t realise anything had happened until I wondered why the floor was wet. Steri-strips, clean the floor and back to life!

[@Philbrush]

I have had a few over the years, but I think the worst was last year when mountain biking and came off and hurt my ribs…so, I got on the bike, finished pedalling down the mountain, drove home then spent the next month sleeping in a chair, cause I couldn’t lay down…figured after the first week that I had probably broke a rib, but it got better!

[@kh73068]

Or... as Monty Python says, Tis but a scratch

[@tsirakura1684]

When I was child I was rollerblading with friends and lost control down a steep hill. I knew I scraped myself good but when I went home it didn’t see too much and it didn’t hurt too bad so I just went right back to rollerblading. Turns out I had scraped up my entire thigh

[@AP__Studios]

Don't play with knives I have several scars from it

[@Denyel007]

About 7-8 years ago I was doing a farm tour for a preschool class (at the time we had alpacas, goats, chickens, turkeys & ducks so fun tour for kids), there was a piece of metal corrugated barn siding on the ground. I knew it was there and purposely kept the kids away from it. But then I proceeded to step back and slice my ankle open on it. Looked down said “ow, uhhh, ummm. Miss Preschool teacher lady, you guys just stay here and pet the goats, I’ll be right back I need a bandaid (as blood is running down into my shoe!) Went inside did a quick wash and bandaid, went back out and finished the tour and craft project with the kids. After they left I took a better look, did a better clean on it, and put steri-strips over it (they’re kind of like sticky tape that act like stitches). A week or so later it was just fine, still have a little scar and a fun story to tell! 😁