So I Baited Germany Into UK

Thanks to Swimmy and Golden for POV: / swimmyswag + / goldenspatulas
This is the ultimate 500 IQ UK strategy in HOI4 Multiplayer, this is the PERFECT UK meta!
Everyone always expects Dankus to get Sea Lioned, but what if that's the plan?
What if you let them succeed in Operation Sea Lion on purpose and let Germany and Italy on the mainland of the UK?
Well that's what Dankus UK will do right now, shifting the meta once again in Bokoen HOI4 games.
Dankus has literally become the Sea Lion expert and found the optimal meta as the United Kingdom to defeat Germany quickly in Hearts of Iron 4 Multiplayer.
This is literally going to be the Sea Lion tutorial and guide but the other way around, this time with Germany being lured into the UK!
The perfect bait that no one expected in HOI4 MP In a Nutshell!
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[@reidsneid2046]

Ah yes.... the finest “bait” in history, was very intentional

[@aftermoth6908]

They said my UK was weak (they were right)

[@Mackenzie002]

@@aftermoth6908 FGHEBTSV.

[@Tom-oj7si]

They said PP will find a nice hole to enter at 59 Victoria Drive, Melbourne, Australia (they were right)

[@redfox0141]

Dankus on his way to describe his meta strat for a country he’s already explained for the 135664th time

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

*RIP Poland* *He died so Dankus wouldn't have to live with the consequences of his idiotic choices.*

[@heraissilly]

Poland the real chad here. It is a shame though that someone else had to suffer because of dankus' mistakes.

[@munk6576]

@@heraissilly poland didnt hold. Axis were keeping them alive so US couldn't join. Axis only killed poland after being told to do so.

[@Niylark]

i mean let's be fair here, it was still idiotic not to garrison the ports, but without the day 1 paradrop exploit that everyone seems to be glossing over, they wouldnt have landed

[@bigbean2587]

@@munk6576 Poland deleted his divisions though so theres no way Dankus would be alive if nothing was said to Poland

[@munk6576]

@@bigbean2587 you're missing the point. The other guy made it seem like Poland was holding when in reality, the axis could've killed them instantly, but chose not to, in order to kill the UK. The only reason the US was able to join was because the axis was told BY THE GAME HOST to kill Poland. Axis was playing it smart but weren't allowed to go to their full potential.

[@ItsShii]

The classic British Brap Trap, Germans didn't stand a chance...

[@thebladeofchaos]

'They said my UK was strong....'

[@dbd978]

you missed the best part where you guys told Poland to die to increase world tension...

[@Starman062]

“In game”

[@chrisenvelope8985]

For the love of god, just build garrisons as UK, Chads dont make excuses XD

[@artos9406]

nah, his tactic is good. golden is rеtarded, sealion is always waste of resources. but instead of playing normally they always meme. Dankus is prorably the only one, who does things properly

[@artos9406]

everttime they sealion, everytime they die. every human learns from mistakes. Looks like I was wrong

[@aussiemilitant4486]

Chad's also are not scared of flying bugs......

[@tonyravioli1982]

@@aussiemilitant4486 Chads aren't scared of wasps, hornets, bees, mosquitoes? Are chads perchance morons?

[@BobbyWanKenobi]

"So I Baited Germany Into UK..." *watches the video* So what was a fucking lie

[@cookiecraze1310]

Watch the Bokoen video. It gets worse.

[@BobbyWanKenobi]

@@cookiecraze1310 I think I saw it. I remember France asking if he should micro against Germany from somewhere else. But would you mind dropping a link anyway?

[@cookiecraze1310]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ZmfbaHSYrL2Hl80

[@wiedzmin8204]

​@@BobbyWanKenobi its the latest bokeon video on hoi4

[@xbox_cheeto5338]

@@wiedzmin8204 No he uploaded today a video where he played as Romania and did the king Michael event

[@pac3470]

"They said my U.K was weak. Little did they know I didn't create an army and got sealioned immediately."

[@noaheke2666]

*gets saved by allies in the nick of time* ESHPORTS ALTA

[@ProfTricky3168]

He just turned his greatest weakness, into his greatest strength

[@TempusWasTaken]

Mhm. Mhm. Mhm. "Baited" into the UK. Definitely wasn't a Sealion guys. The funny man has uploaded again.

[@theblastfurnace3745]

he is intentionally putting titles like this stop coping

[@TempusWasTaken]

@@theblastfurnace3745 bro how do you not have an irony meter?

[@theblastfurnace3745]

@@TempusWasTaken you sounded too much malding its a you problem

[@Starman062]

@@theblastfurnace3745 Says the guy who attacks immediately

[@TempusWasTaken]

@@theblastfurnace3745 yes, Swimmy, I agree. Tis' a me problem.

[@yogurt4life358]

They said my bait wouldn't work...

[@SlanderousSlav]

I mean if its stupid but it works, right? Shame on missing Bo telling the Poland player to 🌩🌩. Had to be one of the highlights of this match.

[@tribblier]

Honestly letting Sealion happen and then pushing them out does really hurt the axis.

[@februarywhiskeys]

Dankus confirmed master baiter

[@saulgallagher5668]

1:41 Dankus says he won't send minors equipment and will instead build sealing defence... doubt

[@themadtacoeatingfool5228]

Dankus sacred of flies Also leaves window open

[@TheCyber416]

There's an allegory to what happens in the video somewhere.

[@Jman16007]

@@TheCyber416 Indeed

[@Xeemix]

"He said their sealion was weak..."

[@steelcommander9918]

They said my UK was weak...and they were right

[@Orthane]

COPIUM I LOST ON PRUPOSE GUYS COPIUM

[@kijangberburu5991]

Ok that was a different title than what i have expected

[@vector7788]

They said my master bait UK was weak.. They were right..

[@TheArklyte]

Seems like Dankus became too obsessive in taking risks to win. Side effect of trying to spice up repetitive games? Idk why people ignore when their allies do things like that. Here they were lucky that someone noticed it and others dedicated forces to fix it. Usually? Nobody cares and just throws all forces into whatever front everyone escalates. Imho, not having your allies capped is more important then some sand in Africa.

[@cookiecraze1310]

This was not him taking a big risk to win. This was him being completely incompetent. He didn't believe he would get capped because of his navy and air, and when that inevitably failed he got saved by Poland killing themselves so the USA could join. If it weren't for Bo and the Poland player's quick thinking and the Germany player forgetting about world tension he would have been dead.

[@TheArklyte]

@@cookiecraze1310 so you're implying that Dankus didn't have any homeland divisions because _he forgot about them and just sat there with his military factories producing nothing for 3 years_ instead of either sending them away OR dedicating factories to other equipment types instead and thus having not enough basic equipment for more divisions? Because if he didn't, then that's exactly what I've said. Taking pointless risk to minmax for a phantom chance of bigger payoff. Or did he really sat there with empty factories?

[@possiblypigeon]

@@TheArklyte Dankus was just overconfident. He made a huge mistake, but had good teammates that clutches for him.

[@xanpenguin754]

@@TheArklyte no no he was stupid. He had no garrisons what ever he made it wasn’t worth it. He got his ass saved and that’s that. Everyone was expecting it everyone told him to make garrisons. This is literally a classic Dankus L. It’s not the first time he’s been sealioned and it won’t be the last time.

[@TheArklyte]

@@xanpenguin754 again guys, are you implying he forgot how to make divisions and issue garrison order? No? Then he's doing it *deliberately,* correct?

[@boufns8]

"Baited into UK" sounds a lot like the classic "Dankus gets Sealioned".

[@poczkalov1150]

They say that my UK was weak... The were right

[@pefex2786]

On purpuse, yeah, a master of deception

[@saintaries7883]

dankus post,i happy

[@remi609]

Dankus be like "How many times can I change the title in one day"

[@fishpig4391]

dankus uk gets day 1 sealioned and golden still somehow fumbles it. Yep, that sounds about right.

[@TheMoonManBGk]

“They said my sealion defense was WEAK”

[@shadowlord1418]

"Bait" thats one way to put it

[@chungus1219]

Bro said “bated” can’t admit that he wasn’t ready for the sea lion and that he won for pure luck💀😂

[@goncalobalanca4299]

First: Baited Second: Sarcasam Third: Pretty sure dankus doesnt make the titles, his editor does. Fourth: wasnt luck, it was his teamates that clutched him up Like ffs

[@shotgunsideshow8958]

man wouldn't it be an interesting UK video if you like, didn't get sealioned?

[@stormbreaker6920]

Did he change his title because i remember the title being i baited germany in to the uk

[@OneOfcrowd]

every general in France in 1940 11:47

[@erpega]

Baited Germany to sealion? More like.. THEY SAID MY GARRISON WAS WEAK

[@ryzziktrognesou1]

Yeah... "baited" ;)

[@sterthebird1593]

gotta love how dankus gets banned when he does normal air drop, but when they air drop they just trash talk him.

[@RunicRhino22]

3:37 Based poll (No surprises Scharnhorst is steamrolling it)

[@UlulvarCape]

Dude fucken really saying "oh I wont garrison the UK" then gets sealioned and claimed he was "baiting."

[@edoardoscp9274]

Bro got seasoned hard 💀

[@UlulvarCape]

@@edoardoscp9274 didnt catch autocorrect, mb

[@AproX_]

5:26 first recorded footage of a Swedish person seeing a bug

[@narayasuiryoku1397]

Most successful dankus UK

[@ThatRandomBanana]

I wonder how long these videos take

[@deathknightreaper8656]

18:15 there is a song there any 1 know whats that song is called ty ^_^

[@avahope3809]

What mod is this? Looks cool

[@baazarafa]

The story of the fly continues!

[@elraito]

"On purpose". Lol. The copium is stronf with this o e

[@aquamelon0087]

Watching from bo’s perspective seems to paint a rather different picture

[@akiamini4006]

LMAO 5:40 Dankus comin to clap those massive flussy cheeks😂😂😂

[@JTSnook]

'thank you for your opinion' -Lennard sigma male

[@Science-ev1he]

Dankus listen to his allies advice challenge! (Impossible)

[@Pioneer_DE]

They said my UK was weak.....

[@serga2003]

This new update and DLC is sooo buggy. I had the same issue that Dankus had - your airwings loses air task and just do nothing. I don't know when excectly it happens, you just need sometimes to check your air to be active.

[@dwightd.eisenhower2031]

The same has happened to me, I built thousands of CAS and assign them only to realize that they got unassigned

[@xanpenguin754]

This was pre BBA. This game happened like 3 weeks ago.

[@serga2003]

@@xanpenguin754 oh, true🤔

[@b2e678]

Can someone tell me what is the music on 4:33 ?

[@saulgallagher5668]

Why do they still allow Dankus to play Sealion Simulator in 2022 breh💀💀

[@Matthias-bt2kx]

We saw the old title

[@billydeewilliams8909]

masterful

[@mathewaverill2018]

What mods are you playing with?

[@MMenyan]

holy shit i just realised dankus literally doesnt use keyboard shortcuts ever they even click the x on tabs instead of just esc i can never watch them again without pain

[@DirkusTurkess]

In his defence, his keyboard prolly doesnt work with the amount of times he's smashed it.

[@goncalobalanca4299]

well he did break the:space, esc and enter keys, and thats only the ones i remember

[@harunkuf7055]

My man so good at playing uk that he doesnt even need to play uk to win the game...

[@The_Deztro]

"On purpose" Yeah, sure

[@deeznutz57]

What mods do you use when you play

[@sora64444]

didnt you upload this video a while ago?

[@sahilhossain8204]

Hmm yes lore of hoi4 momentum 100

[@anadaere6861]

Oh I KNOW WHAT this is about THAT TITLE AINT FOOLING ME

[@MrTeddy12397]

they said my bait was weak....

[@universal_deus1474]

They did studies and they found out if they did a sea lion then the war would have ended the same but sooner

[@Thelastkeyboardwarrior]

Dankus Dankus! Is the best

[@nielsgroeneveld8]

If he wasn't so pride craven, this video could have just been written of as a mistake that happens.

[@dwightd.eisenhower2031]

Pretty sure it was sarcasm

[@goncalobalanca4299]

pov sarcasm 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@nielsgroeneveld8]

@@goncalobalanca4299 If you listen to the video, you can continuously hear his teammates being genuinely tired with him, no need to get so emotional over this.

[@goncalobalanca4299]

@@nielsgroeneveld8 Yeah, they were tired about him being constantly sea lioned, however, he isnt "pride craven" he's just making sarcastic jokes about how everything was planned. Like, as example, you dont study for the final exams, and magically get it correct, it was all planned. Its JOKES!

[@noahtowler8469]

They said my UK was weak

[@Passa_o_Money]

They said my UK was weak...

[@Alphastarilium]

Is this massive flying thing in the room with us?

[@smuuthbrane7029]

you should have capped

[@Xi4V]

yes

[@ghostbirdlary]

HAHAHAHA DANKUS IS AFRAID OF A MOTH

[@konradschneider4933]

When a noob joined a game as Britain

[@hko2006]

9:52 music?

[@TheIrishtreehugger]

What mod do they use?

[@jacobholden2030]

see even a mans with 5000 less hours then anyone in the games knows to DO PORT GARRISION. Like come on man i want to see a great non sealioned UK out of you man.

[@arthurharris4324]

What is the mode ?

[@notthatsmooth7264]

Sehr schön hier! Doch haben sie Hobbylos schon mit 5 Sternen bewertet?

[@breeie9900]

They said my uk week

[@512TheWolf512]

bokoen is right about you

[@somerandomnesspoo8467]

The title should have been: "And they said my autism was weak"

[@luka-li2vd]

what is the mod used

[@walleatswall8647]

what are the mods hes using

[@dAni-ik1hv]

Alternate title: They said my UK was weak...

[@ivansasho0729]

What is the mod called

[@wetwillyis_1881]

If I ever play against Dankus, I’m never sealioning, and I love a good sea lion as Italy.

[@xanpenguin754]

He won this sealion because everytime Bo plays US he drops 20 divisions in UK as additional sealion defense. Please go ahead and sealion his ass.

[@konigreichbayern7715]

what mod?

[@alwarado]

UK 1940 Endsieg

[@andreizimbroianu2200]

Dakus procus

[@doctorothon]

they said my uk was weak

[@gid587]

THEY SAID MY UK WAS WEAK

[@mistra809]

MW2 Be like: day 1 air invasion

[@kotarojujo9465]

THEY SAID MY UK WAS WEAK!!!

[@whoaskedwrd]

Mod name?

[@poisonousbadge126]

reupload?

[@yeatnumber1Dmuncher]

"I don't get sealioned" uhm...