So I broke Kirby..

[@ChristopherMoom]

3:29 People have said that American Kirby is usually more *_pissed_* off than Japanese Kirby, but I did NOT realize what that truly meant until I saw the Water ability

[@finnconlan]

IT'S YOU AGAIN

[@gameyfirebro9645]

It MOOM!!!!!!!!!!

[@-Vessel-.0.0.]

Again? Also heya

[@RandomClems]

These *birds* are *Pissing* me off. I'm the original starwalker.

[@passivepeter7104]

Oh it's you.... It's been a long time... Hasn't it?

[@genemelendez8157]

6:11 Whispy’s scream is comedic perfection

[@agentmelt996]

he saw the end of a thousand Wispies right there

[@channelddd6299]

I still don't know the name of this scream

[@ShadowlightXX03]

9:29 I love how both allies just back away from the fight just to let Dan spray paint

[@ACE44-404]

Allies: we'll let you handle this

[@Meaniepanini305]

@@ACE44-404 quite the opposite of what they do in the base game

[@kateashley3372]

I was sent this on my comment it says congratulations claim your PC

[@authorchan9209]

@@kateashley3372 ..Did you claim your PC?

[@kateashley3372]

@Author chan . Didn’t say how

[@Flowerboi145]

2:03 the fact that Failboat knows what touhou is pleases me immensely... But now I also want to see what unholy madness could come from him playing touhou, or even better, modded touhou (if it exists)

[@thehongler]

I assure you, modded touhou exists (RNG patches, ultra patches, joke translation patches, etc.)

[@somemadnessfan4763]

imagine fail playing the fighting games or 17.5 the chaos would be unreal

[@thatkarmaguy5356]

He streamed Touhou 8 but never made a video on it

[@ralseidemurrer]

It gave me a terraria vibe with the star Wrath

[@fyro4137]

@@thatkarmaguy5356 outrageous

[@Yumz_I_Guess]

Fail having ptsd from beam attack is the literal definition of “Suffering From Success”

[@brianscarth1480]

He didn't bracket he tern it to dust

[@fallerr-n7t]

@@brianscarth1480 I think I had a stroke reading this

[@Gr0ss1337]

@@fallerr-n7t i think i did too

[@berthsea9870]

@@Gr0ss1337 I never got to do it

[@ToxicPea]

Such unprecedented success can change a man.

[@kidgamer5003]

3:51 as someone who is lactose intolerant, I can confirm that is indeed what happens when you drink milk without lactaids.

[@jadetealaaron2003]

Me when two servings of Mac & Cheese

[@smeesssme4261]

I dont like mac and cheese but any way i can comform this with a ice cream drumstick

[@emmisaryofgilameir1946]

@@jadetealaaron2003 me when cheese

[@mallowanimationsyt4646]

We when lactose

[@cheespleas]

me when taco bell

[@sey7686]

I think "oops" is a good way to describe all of Fail's recent kirby videos

[@sherbtheworm7807]

mhm

[@CoolLookinPea]

The average failboat experience

[@OriginsOrange]

Most of his videos are oops

[@AliHassanaahhhh]

Yup

[@Stark_Shark15]

true honestly

[@catluvr2]

The Art of War. Now with 100% more Kirby.

[@erdtroll7010]

“Poyo“ -Sun Tzu?

[@hi-ougidemonfang]

Art was the greatest weapon all along -Sun Tzu probably

[@ralseidemurrer]

Kirby 1940 Edition

[@Solesteam]

and 100% more art near the end.

[@dylanwatts4564]

Sun Tzu said that, and I say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pall because he invited it.

[@geschnitztekiste4111]

0:45 That’s honestly insane that they use in-Game models and animations for the menus, I could’ve sworn those were pre-rendered

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[@spamton4990]

the "WELCOME TO TOUHOU" bit has to be the best one-off joke Dan has ever made, Night of Knights just makes it better

[@notageologist3022]

That ubereats bit was nice too

[@deez4987]

The [welcome to touhou] bit

[@ultraforever]

Again it’s super Duper more spamming like 1 million more bullets

[@aaverageweeb5660]

Touhou fana emerge

[@user-gt5fy5ow4i]

Yoooo it spamton

[@paigejustneedstocope]

When gaining the painter ability, Kirby gains the pain and stress of artists everywhere! He goes to vent!

[@quentc]

Kinda sus.

[@upscale9109]

Bro became the only good inkbrush main, and it's terrifying

[@aaronzaharias9110]

In a post among us world vent is a dangerous word to use My mind has been poisoned by amongus

[@inkshiftchara4923]

@@aaronzaharias9110 same

[@MoonlightStatic]

@@aaronzaharias9110 SUS

[@SiebayPlays]

Kirby once again proving that the speed of which “fanart” gets drawn can ruin childhoods

[@BudSMM2]

8:15 imagine being hit by a trail of fiery death only for you to not be a effected at all

[@infinityzer054]

Definitely tinker with the animation delay to make sure soft-lock doesn’t happen 2:34

[@RosieTheRo]

4:26 an accurate representation of me feigning enthusiasm in a customer service job

[@d1gital.star.]

Kirby t-posing throughout a Kirby game is something I didn't expect to see today. But here we are

[@eg2019]

It will forever exist

[@m4yr4i]

And here we are indeed

[@penguinoverlord9994]

And here we are! And here we are!

[@hentedguitar]

T-Kirby

[@doomclasher9287]

*AND HERE WE ARE*

[@pikanachuster4032]

I love it when fail plays modded stuff. It is so satisfying watching the chaos

[@ibusartini9496]

I AGREE😂

[@HarrisonTuffyAnimates]

2:15, well then, it's time for the iconic line, BEAM- hostage situation

[@thefrubblewarrior4678]

Your comment was so good it git bots raving to scam you!

[@sonicplushadventures2294]

@@thefrubblewarrior4678 i hate bots there so annoying.

[@sonicplushadventures2294]

@Gaming Rainbow and others well sorry that I can't spell

[@janwill1]

@@sonicplushadventures2294and don’t even get me started on the sex bots

[@fateroid5945]

3:42 Was my favorite part of this whole video. I had never imagined what kirby would look like without animation, but I do now. Also never knew that my favorite ability (painbrush) could be so powerful!

[@morganscott1697]

8:44 Perfect timing.

[@crybabybf1990]

Th, the.. the berh..

[@ayo.2022]

I appreciate it when people use the Butter Building Brawl remix, underrated banger in my opinion. Also as someone who was there for the original stream, I audibly panicked upon seeing the Artist ability again near the end of the video

[@robinoperkino1034]

The fact that the ending cutscene for Dedede's fight works on the top floor of the arena is...

[@kirbo4252]

It's actually pretty easy when using or having dream friends

[@kirbo4252]

Oh wait you mean the actual top floor? Oh then yeah it's cool

[@tarthall]

it is actually possible to beat him on the first floor in vanilla, although it's super difficult. took me a few hours to do it.

[@g.b.cochrane9101]

4:13 I never expected failboat to make a jacksepticeye reference, or at least I'm assuming it's a jacksepticeye reference

[@MetaZekrom72]

That was Jacksepticeye’s intro, so yes. It was. 🤣

[@hexagonal69]

No one else says "top of the mornin to ya laddies", and that’s literally his KZbin intro, so how could it not be? Jack literally says in one of his videos "We Irish don’t say top of the mornin to ya".

[@aaronzaharias9110]

9:02 whispy woods canvas curse

[@QuarkStar264]

6:36 That should be Spark/Plasma Kirby's air move.

[@galfinsp7216]

I can get behind that.

[@victoradrianmeloortega4056]

Pikachu in smash be like:

[@BloxBattlers]

Pov: Mario 64 players when discovering the stair glitch

[@WolfRider2002]

Finally. Plasma gets to be an interesting ability

[@icecremmester]

1:48 THE BEAM ATTACK WAS WITHIN OUR MINDS THE WHOLE TIME

[@AughOughWaugh]

The beam attack was the friends we made along the way

[@nameless......................]

4:34

[@redhunter9669]

So the T pose menu means either he changed the menu art himself or that the menu uses the actual model and either way that’s cool

[@leedlelel2373]

Its been known for more than 4 years that yes those are the actual models

[@curiouscreator8806]

Nothing is as terrifying as Kirby T-posing & burning alive at the same time whilst staring directly at the viewers watching this video. If you wonder where that is, timestamp is 1:29. You're welcome.

[@AtJoee230]

He looks like a witch being burned alive like that. Oh god.

[@ACE44-404]

Witch burnings colorized 2022

[@xraenon1664]

7:54 fighting Quickplay Mythra be like Also after seeing Artist turn several bosses into multicolored confetti I have a newfound respect for the durability of Inklings Edit: oh my god I just realized why we don’t have a Grizzco Brush in Splatoon 3

[@Jaxisthegoat]

7:54 is just any mythra player ever

[@Leaffyleaff]

6:04 one of the best Kirby memes ever

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[@Nathan_918.]

8:33 The splatoon 3

[@terriblejokefactory8831]

The whip was the first human invention to break the sound barrier. *now it's time for the whip to break the light barrier*

[@seantaggart7382]

Yes

[@jc___underscore___]

One Punch Man in later seasons be like

[@zaneil77]

3:23 **A S S E R T D O M I N A C E**

[@pogostar1878]

Honest to god at 5:59 it went straight into an ad break with an ambulance siren and I lost it

[@Volcano22207]

I got a cvs add lol

[@mangomage33]

1:57 the moment I heard the music my smile hurt my face

[@moonsil362]

What song is it?

[@mangomage33]

@@moonsil362 night of nights by cool&create, a remix of the song flowering nights from touhou 9

[@malthe236]

saem

[@somesillylittleguy]

*R A I N A T T A C K*

[@sawyersnyder-cb4cq]

BEAM ASSULT

[@bladetyrone7922]

9:50 Kirby is now higher then any God you've seen before.

[@kirbo4252]

Hasn't he always been higher than one?

[@bladetyrone7922]

Kirby wasn't higher then some God but now having this power, he literally is more powerful then his own creater and God's that are stronger then him.

[@consideratebulbproductions4277]

@@bladetyrone7922 He was always higher than any God- as the fans say lmao. But genuinely, Kirby's Power is, uh, pretty remarkable.

[@ralseidemurrer]

Is it the lead in the paint making him high on lead poisoning?

[@AughOughWaugh]

He took 40 benadryls

[@uzumazin5099]

6:36 That could be a badass concept for the Plasma/Spark ability!

[@TortoiseMaster]

6:25 kirby go bbrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@thatoneperson236]

Scam

[@TortoiseMaster]

@@thatoneperson236 ikr

[@pef_v6107]

3:42 "my SUPER LAZER PISS!"

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[@pef_v6107]

"you've been selected for a prize" 🤓

[@deluxeguy3877]

"Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth. I'm gonna go higher."

[@rells2311]

@@deluxeguy3877 Im P!ssing On The POPSTAR

[@MetaZekrom72]

@@rells2311 “How you like that King Dedede? I pissed on POPSTAR YOU IDIOT!!!”

[@sonicpro_1]

9:41 and that's how he set the record for defeating king dedede

[@sonicpro_1]

Some abilities are broken because some of the code is linked to the animations, thus making them softlock, or easily spammed... or just funny.

[@Scatterbrained_and_Lost]

The broken water ability is what that kirby planter that the Arceus challenge made you buy has.

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[@jeremydiviney2]

8:10 that’s actually something you could do with a TAS

[@giotheunity]

8:44 I’ve never understood why Kirby “picked” Susie specifically for the statue and not himself lol

[@giotheunity]

Itself?

[@JNJNRobin1337]

what exactly is kirby

[@Zero-ontheleft]

@@JNJNRobin1337 A friend

[@omni-galachu9684]

​​@@JNJNRobin1337 I think he's like the baby version of Void Termina

[@JNJNRobin1337]

if i remember, they're one of kindness and not hate

[@Oopsidaisy422]

As someone who’s lactose intolerant I can confirm 3:50 is accurate

[@TheBestgamerandFriend]

3:57 DRANK 3:58 DRANK

[@gabrielclamens3151]

8:51 it's over 9000

[@icygaming6422]

What have you done now

[@Mksplats]

😂

[@CoolLookinPea]

An average mistake

[@HarrisonTuffyAnimates]

1:43 The beam piece ain't real no more, and for what, ending beam hostage situations... THINK AGAIN

[@RStudio-hg7tn]

Ah, sacredbricks as a Bot!

[@theinkyoneiguess_]

3:28 This one was hilarious

[@ACE44-404]

I agree

[@playtimeMaddyB]

#thow up

[@TheBestgamerandFriend]

He just drank 2000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 gallons of water

[@sawyersnyder-cb4cq]

pee

[@junkkid6000]

5:41 *G e t I n*

[@janwill1]

Kirby……. does not feel like cooking today…… kirby feels like ordering uber eats instead……………………… *THIS VIDEO IS SPONSORED BY*

[@martiallaw3114]

8:00 that man became tanjiro

[@Serious5GamingS5G]

I never watched Demon Slayer and yet that was my first thought 😂

[@Yasuyoshi2988]

Please do more of this! I'd love to see more abilities and more bosses -GASP! Do the arena! You just have to do it!

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[@GaminJapasian]

The last thing I expected from a Failboat video was "TIME TO TAKE A PISSSSSS" But I needed the laugh, so thank you.

[@z-dawggog53]

@9:10 when did they add those inkbrush buffs maybe I should swap my main weapon in splatoon

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[@aboi6145]

3:15 Kirby asserts dominance

[@Hectordaboom]

No, he does that at 1:29

[@lazyryan3766]

9:18 *forehead smack*

[@SkullTheLegless]

2:03 definitely the last thing I expected from a failboat vid but I am endlessly pleased

[@expresso8912]

3:43 “Here’s what you get. MY SUPER LASER PISS!”

[@Molo_da_boi]

Same brain

[@spacem80]

0:31 And here I was, thinking the Drill ability debuted in Forgotten Land. Guess I was wrong.

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[@ninjatintin9074]

_cough_ _cough_ kirby 64

[@ShockInazuma]

The most surprising thing about all of this is Failboat knows what Touhou is.

[@fire_bro0638]

4:31 *thanos snap*

[@smollestcat]

hi fail, i know this is more of a serious conment than youre probably used to but im having problems with big decisions right now (gcse, love etc) and just life in general. just watching you makes my sadness go away because your humour is just so random and on peak. id just like to say thank you for being who you are and for making so many people smile. yours sincerely- a little english girl whos day youve just made x

[@Cornin33]

1:02 Kirby is now the storm that is approaching

[@typicalzip4281]

Provoking black clouds in isolation

[@eliancruzyanez8521]

He is reclaimer of his name

[@manwhycheesetastegood4569]

Born in flames he has been blessed

[@TemnotaVoronya1243]

His family crest is a demon of death

[@PowerAids]

8:03 water breathing , 12th movement , the piss barrage

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[@LeCreatura]

S C A M B O T !!!!!

[@frostyvoid827]

I feel like it fits Dead Calm more, except you’re the one who’s dead

[@golden_VR.]

5:50 beer seat

[@omegaflowey9932]

4:44 "Now watch me whip"

[@victoradrianmeloortega4056]

Now wacht me nae nae

[@alexandalmondagent7and963]

I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY WHIPPED AND NAE NAE'D!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@terrencengoma-j4s]

IT MOVE TOO FAST FOR THE EYE TO SEE IT JUST HIT SKIN THERE IS NO WHIP IT MOVED TOO QUICK FOR THEM TO BE EVEN HIT

[@SyntheticLavender]

I loved this stream SO much it was chaotic in such a wonderful way

[@markusreviews9747]

There’s 2 bots here in the replies and I want them to shut up and get out

[@SyntheticLavender]

@@markusreviews9747 fr

[@BlueBerry20071]

It's even funnier because it went from the mario movie to... t h i s

[@somesillylittleguy]

5:34 pain

[@playtimeMaddyB]

😂😂

[@janwill1]

@@user-je6ux3ln4lbot atop

[@in_consistency]

6:47 kirby has a stand but we cant see it because we arent stand users

[@omegaflowey9932]

2:53 Kirby joins the war 1939 colorized

[@janwill1]

Everything dies. He does not care if it’s friend or foe………………….. well the funny fish can live BUT EVERYTHING ELSE DIES!!!!

[@lukicario9339]

3:59 Behold!!!! The return of Alfred/Eggman's Super Laser Piss™!!

[@Evermatronic]

Gotta love Failboat titles

[@Iris_Descent]

2:04 so true Also ah heck, Artist evolved into Adeleine

[@DutchGamesAndstuff]

3:48 as a lactose intolerant person I can understand this

[@williamdent2947]

Now i want a whole playthrough of this

[@ralseidemurrer]

Yes

[@tachythepizza]

2:04 never excepted to see a touhou reference in a Failboat video, glad you know this beautiful game

[@sleepyboi2958]

i really have to say thank you for this content that never fails to make me smile, Failboat. no matter how many times i've seen your videos, they always make me chuckle. so, thank you for something to brighten our days!

[@prronce]

3:37 BEHOLD, MY SUPER LAZER PISS!!

[@faridhaikal6713]

Super water piss

[@fakenamegraham8713]

🌕

[@Master5p]

I'M GOING TO PISS ON THE MOON!

[@MitoNova583]

"WELCOME TO TOUHOU" finally, my kind is represented

[@化けの花]

He has recognized us. We must now force him into our cult, yes? Mystia, you may blind him to make sure he cannot run.

[@SebStudI0s]

9:29 A BRAWL IS SURELY BREWING. OH WAIT NEVER MIND THAT

[@torchrandom9059]

"Oops" right into "So I broke Kirby.." feels like Dan apologizing for a mistake he did

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[@LucaGamingYT]

0:08 😳 what the Kirby doin

[@Neil-rl4lk]

Realising he lactose

[@ImJustHere8888]

I wasn’t really surprised when I saw a failboat video titled “oops” I was like “what did he do now?”

[@dj_the_warior4387]

CD!Eggman on Stardust Speedway Act 3: 3:56

[@prunseltheeye]

man i hate scam bots

[@emblemwarrior11]

Touhou reference is highly appreciated, and marks you as a man of culture.

[@hereticFox716]

Kirby: tries to use water up attack Also kirby: t-poses to assert dominance on the world

[@aidensavickas9227]

6:10 Whispy makes me die of laughter

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[@eg2019]

Oh no 7:43

[@giotheunity]

6:49 should’ve added the Ultra Instinct music 🤣

[@megaman4354]

nahhh they shoulda added the jump man hammer powerup theme

[@Doorsenjoyer1]

Bro got the water breathing from demon slayer in Kirby here is the time 8:03 💀💀💀💀

[@cheemdogman]

2:41 kirby dances 2:15 waddle dee waddle doo, kirby put you in a hostage situation 1:46 beam attack 1:01 s w o r d 0:22 kirby goes fast 0:31 kirby gets stuck in space and time and calls it a feature 3:52 kirby turns into a waterjet 4:45 kirby whips faster than sonic ever will 5:35 kirby turns into the school janitor 6:00 chef guy dies 6:31 kirby smells something burning 6:37 kirby becomes an enderman from mineraft 7:22 puff ball with hammer defeats big buff penguin 8:02 kirb gets a water katana 8:16 kirb dies somehow 9:02 whispy dies at the speed of light 9:27 knockitty knock knock, im here to draw you and kill your bug friend

[@CDJAM-webm]

2:05 touhou hijack lol

[@jdh6255]

2:04

[@kingstonlovely7404]

SaDOOya

[@roaringthunder115]

Kirby t posing while peeing as a rocket is the most funny and menacing thing I’ve ever seen

[@化けの花]

Hearing Night of Nights and Touhou in a Failboat video not only gives me immense joy as a massive Touhou fan, but also the realization of no, I can't escape Touhou and I never will. Edit: Renko is the best character. RENKO BEST RENKO BEST RENKO BEST Edit 2: Forgot about this comment. Haha, I'm addicted to Splatoon now. Thanks, Failboat, for introducing me to Splatoon in 2018 from your Octo Expansion videos, making me remember about it with your Pokemon Splatfest videos, and then I ended up getting Splatoon 3 for Christmas. By the way: I still cannot escape Touhou and I never will. It is everywhere.

[@devilduck5193]

I was looking for this comment

[@化けの花]

@@devilduck5193 Isn't everyone? I've gotten 5 likes in 19 minutes; a new record for me.

[@DJ_Dave]

Though it was also a game he “got from a friend”

[@MitoNova583]

you're welcome EDIT: MYSTIA GANG MYSTIA GANG MYSTIA GANG

[@Some_Person_0225]

Same!! It's like a combination of my two favorite things

[@cjlite0210]

Honestly the more surprising thing here is that the death animation and cutscene after the Dedede fight still work even in the first room

[@edndestroyer6745]

1:46 Waddle Doo’s Revenge

[@Tha-mountain]

Noooooooooooo

[@guardianhero6124]

4:45 infini-whip

[@rells2311]

4:40 The fact that you have to think for more than a second to reference kung fu panda, and name it wrong, breaks my heart, unless it's a bit. Anyway, I haven't cried laughing at a KZbin video in a while, but failboat just manages to consistently do it for me, so thank you

[@caablle]

saw myself in the chat behind him 1:14

[@XtreemAlan]

8:03 *[Water Breathing Fourth Form: Striking Tide]*

[@c-a-g6007]

6:36 *Dubstep part of My enemy (TASM2) Intensifies*

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