So I Installed Half-Life "Abridged"...

Since I've been gone so long thought I'd be best if I came back with some Half-Life 2 shit posts. Ya know, play it safe.
Sorry if some of the audio in this sounds weird, had to redub a couple of lines cause I was intelligible due to my AWFUL mic positioning.
Twitch:
/ jollywangcore
Mod:
www.moddb.com/mods/map-labs/d...
Twitter:
/ jollywangcore

[@JollyWangcore]

So if you're looking for a bit more info on "Map Labs", Map Labs is an ongoing mapping competition held by HL2 community members. They give out a theme and mappers have a couple of weeks to make maps based around said theme. They are usually quite creative and generally super neat. MOST of the time they're not just shit posts but some of the collections lend themselves to people having fun and making things like you see above. You should definitely consider checking some of them out if you're into Half-Life 2. Especially RunThinkShootLiveVille 2 with MMod cause that shit is fantastic.

[@ARipeBanana]

👍

[@mr.rukojop1537]

wait 8 hours ago? video upload 3 minuts ago

[@user-yd5yn7gq7f]

looks like half-life 1 parody on source engine xd .

[@DivideByBob]

@Wavonical Isn’t it that it’s released to his patreons or supporters or whatever a couple hours early and then released to the public? I’ve seen the same thing done on other channels

[@Paul20661]

XD good one

[@loganwallace1713]

"All I wanted were the meatballs, and I left with a lamp and a chair" The IKEA Experience

[@SpringDavid]

*Broken SCP-3008 Experience

[@omnical6135]

the worst part is that he couldn't even get the meatballs

[@SpringDavid]

@Ghazi Blommel Broken SCP-3008 experience (the entirety of the US is a SCP is what I'm saying)

[@SpringDavid]

@Ghazi Blommel keter is too friendly, I'd say *_apoylon_*

[@linkfreeman1998]

Ah yes, Es Cee Pee references go boom...

[@TheTrueMrRugges]

“Dad,are you alright?” *inhale* “ËeEeê”

[@danieltrubacom]

Got me wheezing, did not expect that at all.

[@animelore-music3409]

Ё

[@Handhandme]

*chair noises*

[@flowerfromtf2164]

Is that Russian yo (Ё)

[@terrastalker8189]

@@flowerfromtf2164 ёёёёЁёёЁЁёё

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

I appreciate 'Father Greg's Wild Ride' for not only abridging Ravenholm, but coming up with a fantastic framing device with which to do so.

[@DashValkyrie]

idk it felt like it was a little bit on rails

[@MrSadisticLlama]

It makes me crave a 30 min version detailing the entire games events, all shown through a lengthy amusement park ride

[@collin1001]

desinc

[@THEnicholasvancosky]

I'm sad that it wasn't longer

[@slickcalf985]

Was that a DeSinc reference?

[@zulubunsen9067]

"i got that reference" moment for me right at the end there: '168 hours left for teleportation' because Alyx and Gordon arrive back in Kleiner's lab one week after teleporting out of Nova Prospect.

[@MrGermandeutsch]

imagine leaving the game open for a whole week

[@teamdoodz]

@@MrGermandeutsch Or you could abridge the timer.

[@MrGermandeutsch]

@@teamdoodz I think you missed the point of my joke.

[@teamdoodz]

@@MrGermandeutsch oh ok sorry

[@Nicolas-zw5ex]

@@teamdoodz r/woosh Hah, you been pranked, no woosh

[@jamesbland5207]

So in HL1 Gordon is late and hungry. In HL2 he gets a red letter that invites him to a rave and amusement park, then he goes to Növa Prøspekt to get meatball but leaves with a lamp and a chair.

[@drifter402]

Best trip of my life

[@Wolffman109]

I once had a dream like that...

[@Acthu69]

15:44 that finale and the "eeeh" part really made me laugh

[@Armin2012]

2020 mood right there

[@harry_ord]

Eli wasn't having a good day to be fair

[@CaveyMoth]

Eeeeeeeeeeeh...

[@damiandiskanec9958]

It cracked me real hard xD

[@Wolffman109]

ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT really had me laughing.

[@kerobop]

Lmao Eli is a two-legged chair because he's missing half his legs

[@darkySp]

There's a rocking chair that IKEA has, it's just one continuous wooden frame. Chair-wise, Eli is perfectly capable of walking narurally

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

@@darkySp Just as the chair is perfectly able to work as a chair

[@indeimaus]

ok that red letter day got me real good glad to have you back brother

[@vman972]

Will we ever get half souls

[@LlywelynGX]

Indeimaus is verified?

[@FuzeKnight]

"That's right Barney, this is a red letter."

[@patrycjazawadzka3442]

dude has second channel for other videos, so it's not like he was dead for one year

[@user-hp5ny2nq5w]

Gangsta gaming [gG]e

[@mannofdober873]

"This is a red letter." DEAR GOD. "There's more." NO...

[@silly_lil_guy]

It contains...

[@Cybersharky_]

Degenerate

[@queuedjar4578]

HAHA I TELEPORTED CAAAAAATTSSS

[@MrFireWolf]

@@queuedjar4578 cat? what cat?

[@billybobjoephilcorncobtiptopge]

@@queuedjar4578 how much?!

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

15:10 It's alright, she's just a little... *Light headed*

[@thetdmzack2929]

*BADUM TSSSH*

[@daycon6479]

*Well, you’re appreciated.*

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

@@daycon6479 thanks :3

[@thekommunistkrusader3921]

I have never wanted to shoot someone through the internet so much than right now

[@andrewrobotbuilder]

@@thekommunistkrusader3921 That's a... *bright* idea

[@lavaavalon]

15:58 -Dad! are you alright? -eeeeeeh~... -ok let's go then

[@xevlamaletheus3923]

It's a bit of a clever joke, as he used a rocking chair model. The "eeeeh" would imply the creeking of an old rocking chair.

[@HemmTBM]

"You're late Mr.Freeman as always" Well the only time we see you go to Black Mesa you're late, so it's 100% acurate from the players, perspective

[@burritodawgg]

nice random comma

[@burritodawgg]

@Арсен Кищенко oh, so,rry, i, th,ou,gh,t, th,is, co,mm,en,t, ha,d, to,o, ma,ny, co,mm,as,

[@luizfernandes9459]

@@burritodawgg m,u,s,t, ,h,a,v,e, ,m,i,s,r,e,a,d, ,i,t,,, ,b,r,u,h,v,.,

[@yusuf_kizilkaya]

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[@Sgtnolisten]

It doesn't matter if he's always late. He always walks in like he owns the place. They're afraid of firing him cause if they do he's going to steal the office equipment like Steve's Laptop or the new color laser printer from accounting.

[@thedoomhunter6643]

I haven't heard him genuinely laugh this much before. He should do that more, it suits him.

[@jcdenton2187]

I was thinking he sounded kinda forced here actually.

[@skittleman4794]

@@jcdenton2187 same sounded incredibly forced

[@JollyWangcore]

@@jcdenton2187 This is how I laugh. Every video. People claim I fake laugh. That is my laugh.

[@jordanbrown3660]

@@JollyWangcore don't worry Jolly, your laugh sounded just fine to me. I could tell you were genuinely amused. :)

[@firstaid223]

@@jcdenton2187 hey you're famous

[@TheVoidMachineSystem]

"Dad, are you alright?" _existential pain_

[@MrGermandeutsch]

such a god damn mood

[@dootboi4120]

15:50 Mossman is wearing her artic outfit when Alyx shoots her. In Mark Laidlaw's Epistle 3, Alyx kills Mossman in the Artic. Ergo, this moment and everything else in this mod is canon.

[@urban_rural1256]

"Dad! Are you alright?" "eeeeehh.." same eli, same

[@jamjon6616]

6:00 this game has such good writing

[@bloodstoneore4630]

that it does

[@TheWandererGhost]

That's right, Barney! This is a *red letter!*

[@underpussy_]

​​@@TheWandererGhost this has "You know what that means! Fish!" energy

[@an0maly404]

It's incredible how Jolly has the exact reaction that the map maker wanted at the exact moment. Jolly is literally the perfect Half-Life Player, he does exactly what he need to do. It always amaze me.

[@dimitar4y]

Jolly is a snail :D

[@WhatIsThisVid]

Well that's when he's not totally missing the point.

[@an0maly404]

@@WhatIsThisVid Yep

[@kirar5522]

He seems to often ignore a lot of the jokes to make his own personally not very funny ones

[@Brandelwyn]

Hes a highly trained professional

[@MagicMaster667]

12:02 - "Intrasslad" is just the Swedish chapter name for "Entaglement" in Half-Life 2. :-)

[@MagicMaster667]

@@555RavenCrow Chapter 9a of HL2 wasn't called "Bondage" as far as I can recall, though.

[@thvtheforce5457]

and nieuw perspectief is the dutch name for nova prospect lol

[@oz_jones]

Oh shit thats meta

[@CunnyMuncher]

Isn’t “Spike trap” the name of the chapter right after ravenholm/you get the car?

[@MagicMaster667]

@@CunnyMuncher I believe you're thinking of sandtraps, my friend. Chapter 6 "WE DON'T GO TO RAVENHOLM..." Chapter 7 "HIGHWAY 17" Chapter 8 "SANDTRAPS"

[@OldManHan]

The best part about the Eli chair reveal was the fact that the real Eli wizzed past if you pay close enough attention.

[@OolexTG]

I’m fine with the new style of content honeslty

[@Unit_457]

It's literally just no captions :/

[@ThaRealWildcat]

@@Unit_457 press the "CC" button on the video player

[@Unit_457]

@@ThaRealWildcat Oh, thanks bro

[@P-Nokota]

Same

[@Joseph-kj1ok]

It's the exact same apart from him not subtitling himself

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"why are there. pair of legs there?" the pants were dead

[@slickcalf985]

And there were no birds singing

[@Ribbons0121R121]

@@slickcalf985 the pants had been bloodied by headcrabs

[@theartistformallyknownas2677]

normal peoples close

[@slickcalf985]

@@theartistformallyknownas2677 alright, let's switch to HUNT DOWN FREE MAN MOINTEN PAN WAS BLOODY ON GROUND AND HAD TOOTH IN NOSE AND WITH LAST BREAHTE, HE SAY TO GORDAN... fuck AND THEN GORDAN CROWBAR HIM UNTIL DEAD!

[@cessposter]

Ful life chroicles

[@shadesilverwing592]

Actual Ikea commercial: "Many of you feel bad for this lamp. That's because you crazy. It has no feelings"

[@benjaminbarraza8972]

That sounds like something GLaDOS would say

[@SlipianRage]

8:30 well now I know this town is named RAVEnholm for a reason.

[@daycon6479]

That first one was me as the guard “I had a bunch of messages but they didn’t look important so I deleted them besides-“

[@shadixyt]

Red Letter Day easily one of the best examples of "less is more".

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

I love how in the anomalous materials map they added a time limit to ensure that the player completes it quickly

[@tyler89557]

"All I wanted was meatballs and I left with a lamp and a chair" That's how they get ya.

[@ajollywangcorefan3428]

This mod is actually half-life canon, these are all alternate timelines.

[@2fastgaming.]

So, Crack-Life is canon too

[@vukcurovic2770]

@@2fastgaming. we don't talk about crack-life

[@kgb4150]

Report @AxxL for spam, please

[@--Io--]

@@AxxLAfriku bruh

[@luizfernandes9459]

C0DA makes it canon /j

[@3hard_Lemon86]

0:35 "The time until Gordon is fired". Best part of the mod

[@NeSeeger]

He's a "highly trained professional"

[@chase_h.01]

I fucking died

[@alexanderrahl7034]

I beg to differ. I personally lost my shit at "YOU FUCKED UP" And "terminated for destruction of company property" 🤣

[@daycon6479]

I laughed at Barney explaining to Gordon about the messages

[@judge_dreddpool7593]

I died at "This is a Red Letter."

[@cadaverousRemains]

"That's right,Barney." "This is a Red Letter."

[@Adowrath]

Can somebody explain this to me and why it was funny?

[@DiggerDeeper01]

@@Adowrath its...a letter....and...it's red. The funny is cause it's literal, instead of the saying it is in the game.

[@SirKurt25]

@@DiggerDeeper01 I don't remember the original context it was used in game :/

[@DiggerDeeper01]

@@SirKurt25 When Kleiner says that it's a Red Letter Day for their teleporter to finally be ready for proper final testing. Is also the name of the chapter. The one where you meet Kleiner and put on the HEV suit.

[@Lucios1995]

8:08 "They always come in groups of three" Looking at the blood in the walls up ahead, i'm wondering if there was a fourth?

[@arandomraichu230]

nah that trail is the third one

[@Lucios1995]

@@arandomraichu230 Oh, you're right!

[@conniespiderman2540]

They should have made alyx a desk, there's literally a desk named alex that you can buy from ikea

[@hunting_hound8252]

"dad, are you alright?" "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeh" "great, follow me!"

[@Max-hn5tc]

That was hilarious XD The "Növa Pröspëct" mod with Alyx being a lamp reminded me of the mod for HL2 when all models were replaced with some random crackhead stuff. Like alyx was really low poly, Barney was a cabinet with sink from a Soviet tale and cartoon and Gordon had a plunger instead of crowbar) and citizens were M&M's

[@mr_moothedisastercatyoutub9092]

Link?

[@horriblebeing]

Just seems like a floridians average Tuesday.

[@zarnox3071]

I wish one of them took Gordon being teleported during the beginning of the resonance cascade and just had him telefrag the Nihilanth.

[@SirSplee]

I want to get off Father Grigori's Wild Ride.

[@tyecollins4240]

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

[@kaydencebernard7775]

Desinc

[@BaulSDA]

The ride only stops for emergencies, Crying is not an emergency.

[@froxcom]

14:00 One of my chairs that I got from IKEA looks exactly like that. This map is way to good for just a shit post.

[@Ozaron]

I believe it's the venerated Poäng!

[@masterhasashi.]

15:54 most bizzare moment that I've witnessed on the source engine Fun Fact : It's the trure half life ending :D

[@ChatookaMusic]

That animatronic father grigori concept was absolutely gold

[@gorkemkal]

16:24 Has anybody noticed that you could actually skip the timer and continue to the mod even though it said that it ended?

[@cac_deadlyrang]

“The store is now closed, please exit the building”

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"hey remember that time the resonance cascade happened?" "yeah what about it?" "i think i know what caused it." "what then, some alien force?" "no, a fork"

[@EGeorgev]

Looking at all these reactions in the comments, something tells me a big part of Jolly's audience have no idea he has a second channel, cause they're all acting like they haven't seen a new vid in months, meanwhile Jolly's been uploading like crazy on his second channel.

[@sharkhead5527]

They are not "Half Life" videos

[@HumanGrunt]

@@sharkhead5527 he posted 4 half life videos in a row

[@EGeorgev]

@@sharkhead5527 oh, I see. You only want the Half-life mods. I like all of Jolly's playthroughs.

[@dimitar4y]

but what is the second channel?

[@EGeorgev]

@@dimitar4y it's literally in the "featured" section on this one. You can't miss it.

[@baxtron5000]

14:38 half life scientist scream

[@H.A.L9000]

"How does her family tree work" Works like furniture without assembly instructions

[@Wolffman109]

Why is this an unlisted video? I loved this video!

[@jared20089]

In a recent stream (CromulentVille 2 streams, you can find it on the stream archives channel), he said that people really disliked the fact that he laughed so much during the maps which caused him to unlist it. It's a shame.

[@TUNRAX]

@@jared20089 for real? I was looking through the comments and people instead of being negative they want jolly to laugh like in this video :(

[@jakesteampson7043]

@@jared20089 Bruh, that's what makes them good

[@BigDamnVanguard]

You know, I love watching Jolly play maps that make him rage, but this video is all laughs and enjoyment and it's also great.

[@MrGermandeutsch]

Agreed

[@dwavenminer]

14:30 "How does her family tree work?" Simple, her family was a literal tree before -IKEA- Nova Prospekt cut it down...

[@SammyEdgeINC]

"Dad are you alright?" " *eeeh* "

[@THEedcbb3]

I've just spent the whole night doing wiring.... This is exactly the shit I need to unmelt my brain before bed

[@cattynerd1859]

"Her family tree was cut down and turned into a table" I have been SENT INTO ORBIT

[@confidentbottle]

That guard at 1:08 is one of the best bits of this whole thing and it pains me that more people didn't mention him

[@justagirl7094]

That would legit be me as office assistant. “yeah boss you had a couple of messages but they didn’t look important so I deleted them.”

[@skullexctasy1153]

6:07 Fake laughing intensifies

[@Wolvinof]

I love when Jolly plays Half Life mods I've already done. The IKEA map was brilliant. I wish the rest of the maps were in this video though, some of them were really well done.

[@noecarrier5035]

Aw yes, always good when Jolly posts.

[@Yaggert]

It is always a jolly good time.

[@opethheimer]

"Fired for general incompetence" well now, there is sentence I am quite familiar with :'D

[@unrelatablethings8603]

"am i about to get sawed in half?" -Jolly 2020

[@MrGermandeutsch]

We need more Abridged Mods. I haven't had this much fun in years!

[@masonthedunce3711]

“Dad are you all right?” “eeeeh” LMFAOO IM DEAD

[@HamSammichOG]

8:34 *sounds nothing like a piano* "Oh I like the... the piano."

[@divo4938]

The wall crushing really is jolly's enemies.

[@boofedstew9201]

took me so long for me to fine this

[@J0rdan912]

9:25 "Father Grigori's Wild Ride" is a perfect representation of modern first-person shooters.

[@gamecasthaawsome6398]

I was looking for this! Finally found it!

[@Unethical.Dodgson]

Wangcore laughing his head off at red letter. Meanwhile I'm just scratching my head wondering where the funny is.

[@SO_SIC]

"That's right, Barney... This is a red letter-"

[@diamondddude171]

I like the time limit so Jolly can’t comment on the color of the walls for 20 minutes lmao

[@Megasaiyu]

I miss you and your witty humor and content. Honestly you rival and beat most big youtubers with your sense of humor.

[@JollyWangcore]

Thank you for you kind message. If you want more I post a lot on my second channel!

[@charmyzard]

That head-crab dance sequence at Ravenholm is pure gold and genius.

[@melody3741]

I always thought antimass spectrometer was a crazy scifi term made up but apparently they actually know what a mass spectrometer is and this is actually a spectrometer for antimatter

[@tricksterzyro3230]

Its the jolly wangcore, he is jolly and we are jolly. Welcome back my man.

[@eric718_]

so why was this unlisted for so long

[@qweriop]

My man jolly finally found the password to his account.

[@MrGermandeutsch]

bruh, you do know about his second account, right?

[@qweriop]

@@MrGermandeutsch bruh. Yes I do.

[@MrGermandeutsch]

@@qweriop Ah, alright. I was just curious.

[@slenderminion2229]

Can we just appreciate how genuinely bewildered the rotor guy sounded when Jolly climbed up the ladders at 3:38?

[@SeanDS89]

I've been re-watching Freeman's Mind, so now I'm on a "random hl video" kick (hence why I'm here). This video is great btw, I love this :)

[@MrGermandeutsch]

If you'd like to see more of his content, he also got a second channel.

[@SeanDS89]

@@MrGermandeutsch good to know, thanks :)

[@dimitar4y]

i like the commentary about ravenholm being so linear it's an amusement park ride lol

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

"I wanted meatballs and I ended up with a lamp and a chair" well, that describes IKEA pretty well in general

[@stooge5299]

The fact he stops every. single. time he talks to the scientists is painful

[@Ignoring_Ash_FA]

Why is this unlisted now? Edit: It is now no longer unlisted.

[@sebastiansmid9139]

Bruh that „time untitl gordon is fired" totally killed me

[@Israelyguy14]

7:30 - I am having flashbacks.

[@Wolffman109]

6:15 That sounds like a fake laugh.

[@ToxicBastard]

7:57 Jolly realises that he's an enemy in a tower defence game.

[@PepetheSpaceCowboy]

I love when I beat the push notifications to a new vid 🤣

[@CoolSs]

missed videos on this channel . nice to see you upload on it more my dude :>

[@Boba19423O]

I love your attention to detail with the subtitles, great job 👏

[@kewlkatzklub982]

Finally found this again, shame it became one of the unlisted videos despite how many content creators praised it.

[@poopyALEX]

Ahhh yes, days are always good with a jolly wangcore upload

[@Pyritenite]

Man,I get so excited every time you upload

[@MisterGunpowder257]

13:15 - "The store is now closed. Please exit the building."

[@computer_dude]

3008-2 in 'Murica be like:

[@lubaurkina8656]

Scp 3008 flashbacks

[@GammaCubedGaming]

13:23 - "I'm just looking" * proceeds to mag dump at the "employees" xD

[@yagatami]

I don't know but watching Jolly play Half-Life, Half-Life 2 (With all of the 'special' add-ons from Valve) as well as Half-Life Alyx back to back in a series without cuts on his channel would be an amazing thing.

[@zackquillan7292]

"Gordon is a.... A highly trained professional!"

[@ReaverSenpai]

8:02 to be fair they did put blood textures there to warn you lmao

[@squidiskool]

12:28 Alyx Lampce

[@naveedclifton]

Never forget the Rule-of-Three, A Jolly Wangcore.

[@LgcyMidnight]

I watched your videos last year... And the others old videos... Cuz its funny.. But than I lost your channel for about 5 or 6 months ago..and now today I found it again... And you are still making this amazing content ♥️

[@MrGermandeutsch]

how did you lost a channel

[@LgcyMidnight]

@@MrGermandeutsch by that I mean I have forgotten this channel.. Sorry for my bad grammar, I'm not really english...

[@samvargas1651]

That crab rave is the epitome of human achivement